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pwnyta · 9 months
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LMAO
I was hoping it would be shot at but... w/e
Love that everyone just still calls it Twitter too lmao
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klint-vanzieks · 1 month
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Hello, internet? This is Crown Prosecutor van Zieks. Is this working correctly?
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seniorloser · 5 months
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you guys actually have no idea how much you mean to me
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The Umbrella Academy As TextPosts
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stargoyle · 20 days
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"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.
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theredtours · 29 days
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why yes I AM making boop gifs from screen recording
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yellowpoet · 2 months
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hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim
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just-spacetrash · 3 months
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the 'what if you played it a little risky' post literally Changed my life but i cant fujkign find it in my blog because its. a tiktok screenshot
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gabrielora · 20 days
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When I was younger and researching the autism diagnosis criteria and symptoms, I thought “oh I couldn’t POSSIBLY be autistic.” Because when I read “takes everything literally” I thought it literally meant EVERYTHING and I was like “I don’t take EVERYTHING literally, just most things!” And I just realized the other day that it didn’t actually mean EVERYTHING and that was an overstatement.
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taffywabbit · 5 months
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they should invent a new type of "staying in bed for 2-3 hours after you wake up repeatedly opening and closing apps on your phone" where it makes you feel awesome and energized and emotionally fulfilled
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pwnyta · 1 year
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John Cena in that mini with the thigh highs. More beefy middle aged men in mini skirts and thigh highs pls. 🙏
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klint-vanzieks · 1 month
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To whomever that is setting off explosives,
Please stop doing it near the router. We need it, and I can hear you, because you're too close. Please set off explosives somewhere else.
Yours in irritation,
Prosecutor van Zieks
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jplupine · 6 months
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So apparently some people new to Tumblr think a repost and a reblog are the same thing, so when they see creators asking for people to not repost, they're thinking the creators are saying to not reblog 😭
Y'all, a repost is when you copy/download the work and create a new post using the work making it seem as if it's yours. A reblog is you using a site provided feature to share the creator's post directly from the creator so that it's still credited to them and they still get all of the traction/notes from the work.
Please, reblog fics/art/etc. that you enjoy! Reblogging is not reposting! Creatives need support too, and reblogging is a way to do that!
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*ok, but what is Jake's stragle?*
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l-a-l-o-u · 1 year
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sending your friends terrible tumblr posts is a love language
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dishsaop · 6 months
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the worst part about being an adult is thay its no longer socially acceptable to just roll down a really big hill and then run back up it and roll back down again. "oh is this a syphilis metaphor" passerby would ask. "is this for a tick tock". no i just wanna come home covered in dirt and scratches and bask in the the solace of childlike mirth
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