#it's the acts of service for meeee

[jaehwany]

Don’t act like you’re going to listen to her whale stories forever and then tell her to stop not even after a year. If you’re going to hurt her like that, you shouldn’t start anything at all. I’m telling you this now, if you think your feelings are temporary, don’t be nice to her. My feelings aren’t temporary!

EXTRAORDINARY ATTORNEY WOO (2022) dir. Yoo In Sik

#extraordinary attorney woo #park eun bin #kang tae oh #kdramedit #kdramanetwork #kdramadaily #asiandramanet #dailyasiandramas #userhannah #tuserbia #mostlyfate #tuseralexa #netflixedit #dailynetflix #jgifs #it's the acts of service for meeee

[mellowwillowy]

Yan! Boyfriend x GN Reader

—𝒀𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒐𝒃𝒆𝒓 - 𝑳𝑰𝒇𝑬 𝑷𝒓𝒐𝒋𝒆𝒄𝒕 𝑬𝒗𝒆𝒏𝒕 , NSFW

Yan! Boyfriend who you thought to be a golden retriever only to have him turn into a Doberman the moment you are away from him.

Yan! Boyfriend who is the "all 5 love language combo" for you and you only!

Act of service? Fun, especially when his head is buried into your crotch. That aside, yes he does all those sweet ass stuffs. Anything you think of, he has done it, even to the very most downbad shit you could think of.

Physical touch? PDA if you are into that, else either a hand around your thigh, squeezing them with love or shit ton of pecks.

Words of affection? 'My love looks so gorgeous as usual! What a refined beauty my love is, no wonder I can't stop falling head over heels for you!' And you were on the bed with bad hair, drooling on your pillow.

Gifting? How many gifts have you received today from him? Starting from something little to something large? The most surprising would be him coming home with a pet for you.

"Ta-daaa! You've been saying you want a pet so I think you will like this!"

Quality time? Not a problem for him. He has a lot of time for you. Hm? Work? Better not question him further about it. All that matters is that it's enough to give the two of you more than enough, even allowing the two of you to laze around. (Unlike Yan! Lawyer Husband and Yan! Antagonist who barely has any time for darling pfft-)

Yan! Boyfriend who is practically on his knees like a dog waiting for his treat when you are about to do something ✨️ r o m a n t i c a l ✨️ on him. Say who's a good boy and you could have sworn you saw his non-existent tail wagging excitedly.

"Who's a good boy hm? Who's a gooood boy??"

"Me! Blue! Blue is a good boy!"

Well, at least he is now because he wasn't when you first met him. He's changed a lot just for you, didn't want to disappoint you the next time you see him.

Yan! Boyfriend is the guy who you can really depend on for everything. Financially? Yes. Wanna beat the fuck out of someone? Call him and that person will have a taste of all the martial arts he has learned back then, not to mention he was quite the delinquent back then. Mentally? Yes. He's always there for you, either making it worse or better.

Yan! Boyfriend who likes to show you off to his friends and co-workers so much as though you are his prized possession. The hand that never leaves your waist and the dagger he shot at the people who stared at you for a bit too long are threatening enough to scare them away. Will definitely have a separate chat with them later,

"The fuck you are looking at my love for hm?"

Ignore how their nose is red and bleeding okay? If only Blue was able to do more, he would have had his fist buried into their face even more and harder like in the good ol' days. Has no choice but to be good else someone might rat to you about his behavior again.

Yan! Boyfriend who really likes to sleep on your lap, being able to feel you this close just makes him feel all giddy like a teenager in love. Would litter kisses and licks if you are not wearing anything that covers your thighs.

Yan! Boyfriend who will almost have the same taste in music as yours because he's just like that. Sucking in everything about you and ends up liking it.

Yan! Boyfriend who will vibe with you nonstop. If you are the crack type person, he will just be as crack as you, making people think whether the two of you are high in crack or not. Will always make you feel like it's okay to do anything you want without having to be embarrassed. Too shy to sing? Well, watch him scream his lungs out (Lemon and Grape chilling with ear muffs) and his hand motioning you tag along.

"BABY WON'T YOU LOOOOVEEE MEEEE"

"What do you say we gag him up with the mic?"

"Great, I'll hold him by the neck."

Yan! Boyfriend who really loves watching you sleep. No, he's not a somnophilic bastard like Yulian. He just adores seeing you resting so peacefully. (while Eleanor panicking over darling sleeping)

Yan! Boyfriend who enjoys cooking breakfast for you. You'll wake up greeted with him standing by the kitchen or sitting by the dining table waiting for you to wake up. Hm? If the food has gone cold because you woke up late, he'll just reheat it. Nothing biggie so no need to feel bad about it ^^

Yan! Boyfriend who is always keeping his mental state in check just in case it cracks open the ugly side of him again. He's embarrassed of it yet he is grateful for it because it brought the two of you to meet. Just staying next to you is enough to keep him sane so try not to stray too far from him okay? He might really snap again and the place you once called home might be nothing but ruins.

"Love you... dear."

Yan! Boyfriend who hates being away from you! If his work suddenly requires him to be somewhere away from you, he will bring you along with him! (I might make a chart of the difference for all the LIfE Pro casts)

"Almost feels like a vacation eh? Let's visit this place once I'm done with work love!"

Although he always brings you along, there are times when he'll have to leave you with Lemon or Grape, either asking them to stay with you or you stay over their place.

"Try not to dent his sport car again yeah? He was yapping at me for hours ahaha! I will ask Grape to watch over you as well, she'll do well as your nanny. Hm? Not a little kid anymore? Oh no no, better be safe than sorry. Don't want those nasty ghosts keeping you awake during the night yeah?"

Afternote:

Blue is my second favorite! Yulian has always been the first so no one sees Blue that much... he's just so sweet... although the story he shares with Eleanor tangles everything up...

#LIfE Project #yandere male #yandere #yandere x reader #yandere scenarios #yandere x you #yandere imagines #male yandere #yandere insert #yandere oc #yandere headcanons #yandere works #yandere writing #reader insert #x reader #oc #x gn reader #yandere husband

[llamagoddessofficial]

Ok but how would farmtale sans propose??? And how would he act as a boyfriend???? My mind is burning with thoughts of this man and its just iyfitdiydoyfhof

eeeeeeeeexcellentt. The farm boy. give him to meeee

I think a good summary of boyfriend farmer is if a sitcom husband was competent and empathetic. He acts like a big silly dopey guy around you, tripping over himself when you smile. You're his favourite person, and it's obvious to anyone who sees him. He thinks you're the catch of the century - he won't admit it, but he always considered you out of his league.

Every time he tries to be serious, he remembers he's dating you, this is real, you actually like him as much as he likes you. Then he gets fluttery and silly all over again.

The first person he told that you were dating was his favourite goose. THEN he told Papyrus.

It takes a while to get him comfortable enough to commit, you'd have to already be pretty close beforehand to become a couple. So the only real difference in your interactions will be that he's now got an excuse to be as physically affectionate as he wants. He still acts like you're best friends, except you can't escape him now, he'll constantly be carrying or cuddling you. You signed up for this.

Matching straw hats

He also enjoys finally having a pass to constantly bother you - before, he used to have to think of boring things like reasons to show up at your door. He was running out of movies to pretend he wanted to watch. Now he can just teleport in. Why? Boyfriend. That's why.

Personality of a clingy barn cat who only likes you.

He still flirts the same way, constantly bringing you back nice things from the farm, food that's as fresh as possible. He wants you to get used to eating their food. After all, soon enough you'll be living with him, right?

He's an ass smacker. He can't help it. He's used to patting animals affectionately to get them to move along, and the habit of patting things he cares about has passed on to you. If you hear him coming up behind you, there's a nine out of ten chance he's about to go in for a smack.

EXTRA self conscious about how he smells now that you're spending even more time together. Kiss him even when he's mucky, he'll appreciate it.

Now that he's your boyfriend, he can be your permanent insect removal service without you feeling guilty. Just give him one smooch as payment! Or a lil' somethin' else, if you catch his drift.

(TWO smooches)

As for proposals? He'd probably propose under the stars. He'd wait for the perfect clear night, when there's a meteor shower, then set up a stargazing spot for the both of you with food and a blanket and fairy lights. It might take a while for him to find the perfect night but it's worth it.

So if you ever catch him looking suspiciously long at nighttime weather schedules, you know why.

#llamagines #he thinks youre out of his league because he doesn't realise the Power being a cute farm guy has

[slippinninque]

✨ Pillow Time ✨

a/n: I've been inspired by the likes of @mcondance @megamindsecretlair @sageispunk and so many more of the lovely writers who has been feeding meeee wit the Fontaine thoughts! I hope you all like it!

warnings: Smut, MINORS DNI, 18+, Cursing, oral sex, cockwarming, needy!reader, softdomvibes!fontaine, long-fic

You had a very special pillow.

It was peach pink and white, made from the plushiest yarn that you found on a whim. It stayed fluffy and you could sit on it and still see the corners peek out when you're cross legged.

You often referred to it as one of your best creations. It reminded him of those cartoon pillows that would swallow anyone up if they sat in it. Ya'll had some good times with that pillow.

Fontaine called it your 'Princess Pillow'.

You were standing near him now, that pillow hugged to your body with your bright eyes peeking over the top at him. Fontaine was on the couch, rolling up and watching Coming to America.

"Feel like being good fo' me?" He asked, teasing as if he didn't know the answer. Fontaine watched you shift from one foot to the other, your smile fighting it's way onto your face as you nodded.

Nothing else for him to say. Fontaine widened his thighs and kept on rolling.

You'd toss the pillow onto the floor and shift close enough to be between his feet. He'd wait until you got comfortable, resting your cheek onto his thigh. While you rested there, Fontaine's attention returned to the TV.

Wasn't long before he felt the drawstrings being undone and sighed when your soft hands found him. He wasn't all the way hard yet, Fontaine knew that wouldn't be a problem.

Your lips suckled the head of his dick and Fontaine groaned softly at the drag of your tongue. A satisfied noise came from you and you sank down to the root of his dick. After a moment of shifting, you resettled and closed your eyes.

You swallowed around him, head bobbing as you fell into your own little world. Above you, Fontaine finished rolling his blunt and fired up. Taking a long pull while one of his hands went into your locs, scratching your scalp and rubbing the silky new growth between his fingers.

He blew the smoke up into the ceiling and murmured a few filthy praises. Pleasure was hooked to the tip of your tongue, in the patterns that grew more and more languid the more you relaxed into serving him.

You weren't in any hurry to make him cum, this part was all for you and Fontaine was just happy to be give you what you want.

When you went still, eyes glassy and slow blinking, Fontaine reached down and stroked the back of your neck.

"Gettin' what you need, baby?" He asked. Your answering mhmm vibrated right to his spine, "Mmn. That's good, pretty. Take your time, then."

You purred again and he had to take a breath to re-center. He could still remember how hesitant you were the first time you suggested this.

"I-I don't know if you think it's weird, we don't have too, I-I just really like having, um, you in my mouth?"

Fontaine would have bust on the spot had it not been for the gravity of the situation. You've been keeping this tucked to you for a long time, despite the laughing as you told him as if to soften the blow of his denial.

He kept his cool and reassured you that you could do anything with his dick that you wanted. In the meantime, Fontaine got ready so he could stay ready for you.

Fontaine absolutely made sure to keep his shit neat and trimmed for you and he switched to a soap that didn't have a strong fragrance. He looked up a few tips online to make sure he was taking good care of you and you weren't pushing yourself.

You rarely touched yourself. You prefer to rock against your pillow and often kneaded one of Fontaine's ankles as you savored him. It was the service, the act itself that brought you gratification. Knowing that you were being good to him, for him.

If left to your own devices, you would be down there for more than an hour. The record being two hours and some change as you both were immersed in the new Batman movie that finally started streaming.

He wanted to beat that record.

Presently, Fontaine's head was filled with a pleasant buzz as he smoked his blunt down to nearly half before it was put aside. On the TV, Hakeem finally touched down in New York in all of it's grimy splendor and to Semmi's dismay.

He was brought back by the quiet, kittenish noises coming from you as you nuzzled your nose into his coarse curls. It never ceased to amaze him how easily you could swallow him down. His hand went from your hair to the front of your neck this time, feeling as much as he could of how full of him you were.

"Look at you feelin' so good f'me, pretty. Can I play witchu? Hm?"

You nodded, putting your hands flat onto your thighs and relaxing into him. Fontaine rocked, ebbing and flowing his dick deeper down your throat with his eyes focused on yours. Your lashes fluttered shut with a sweet whine when he groaned, thrusting deep and flexing his dick in the velvet of your throat.

"Precious girl, right where you need to be. Doin' what you do best, look at that..."

Fontaine pulled his dick from your slick lips, pressing his first two fingers down onto your tongue. You were getting messy, spit twinkling along your face and down your throat.

He took off his tank and wiped your face with it.

You leaned into his touch and looked up at him, all floaty and tender, settled in that headspace that you were still too shy to talk about. Once your face was dry again, he leaned down to press a brief kiss to your soft lips after tossing his tank to the side.

Fontaine spent a moment rubbing and petting your face still, relishing in the pleasure of having such a vision willing to kneel for him and accept his care.

It was special, how you liked to please him. Different from anything he's ever encountered and much more than what he deserved--but Fontaine will be sure to be what you needed.

He spotted your wriggling and grinned in gold, "Still messy, baby?"

"Mmhm."

"Show me where."

Leaning back, you showed him the good-sized damp spot that darkened your pillow. All Fontaine had to do was lean in and you obediently leaned back onto your elbows, legs parting for him to look his full.

Fontaine whistled low, stroking himself at the sight of your ruined panties. He hadn't even known you bothered to wear any, but seeing your sweetie covered in the soaked cotton heated him.

In due time.

Fontaine crooked his fingers and you straightened at once, attention on where he held his dick for you. You got close enough or him to rub his dick across your face. When you opened up, your alluring tongue pink and perfect, he finally gave in. How could he not?

"Here you go, baby, take what you want 'cause once you're done--Imma do the same."

He didn't miss your shiver as you answered his words with a hard suck, making him moan and reach for the rest of his blunt.

............... ............. ............

END!

(or is it??? dundun duuuuun!)

a/n: Thank you for reading! I couldn't get this out of my head, lol! Tell me what you think!

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[mike-haters-dni]

So while I'm Saying Shit, I also have a problem with this idea that El was upset that Mike wasn't saying I love you specifically because her love language is words of affirmation so she really needed to hear it? I mean, first of all I think the idea of love languages is mostly useful as a quick generalized way to discuss how we respond to and express affection—a messy nuanced human behavior thing that is hard to talk about, and the show is written with that nuance, but even then I don't think El particularly craves or requires words to feel loved anymore than anyone else does. I think in s4 she was really just confused about why her boyfriend was refusing to say the word 'love' under any circumstance to her? Especially after she heard him say it once already and then she said it back to his face in response so its like, he said he loves me before and I let him know I feel the same and now he won't say it again? Not even as a way to end letters—a normal thing people do for someone who means much less to them than she supposedly does to him sooooooooooo like what's the fucking deal? The contents of the letters sure implies he holds a lot of affection for her and he brings her flowers in her favorite colors and ok we're in love and then he signs 'from' on the card and its like ????? like even as the audience you're supposed to be confused lol like he clearly has some kind of hang up I wonder what it is? Then after El smashes a girl's face in she thinks "oh yeah, the hang up is that he actually hates me because I'm evil haha lemme just start projecting real quick" and then, you know, s4 happens. I mean, it's not like she doesn't value words at all, I just don't think her relationship to them is particularly tied to her trauma like people say, or if anything, maybe she values them less because that's all Brenner would ever give her? Like, perhaps the big Love Confession hits the hardest because it came after Mike and company spent a week or whatever driving across the entire western united states to save her from the government. Idk, something to chew on.

Honestly, if anyone's love language is words its Mike lmao he's the one whos constantly telling El how amazing she is. He's also desperately trying to tell her he loves her in like 5 scenes (arguably succeeding except for not saying the actual word in most of them) before he actually does like, he wants to so bad it almost comes spilling out of his mouth against his will (except for that one time it does ha) he's just terrified of doing so because it would essentially be ripping his entire beating heart out of his chest and handing it to this powerful-in-every-way girl on a silver platter for her to do whatever she wants with—like crushing it into a fine paste in front of his eyes, killing him instantly and preventing him from having the strength to love anything ever again. Like, the other half of the love language thing is that you also speak the love language, meaning you are more likely to show affection by doing the thing you want for other people, and Mike does this waaaaay more than El does for anyone actually (something I would love to see her do more in s5 lowkey. Like, she was at a severe disadvantage before and was too busy dealing with her own shit to have a ton of emotional energy for anyone else so it makes sense, but we're matured now. I think now is the time for a heart-to-heart that goes both ways u kno).

If I wanted to be cute, I could argue that both Mike and El's main love language is actually acts of service. They're both little heroes who jump at the chance to do anything for the people they love with no regard for their own personal wellbeing. Also, adorably, the thing that gets them back together in s3 is Mike saving El from Billy, which El responds to by helping him and Lucas with the vending machine. One offering of m&ms later and we're back baybee it's the quiet understanding that no matter what they'll always be there for each other for meeee

If I'm not being cute I'm saying the idea that everyone has a main 'love language' is bullshit and you're gonna appreciate different things at different times and people are not that easily categorized but it's still a good jumping off point for discussion so—

Anyway El saves the world and Mike saves her and they're dying in each other's arms thank you for your time <3

#mileven #mom and dad vibes for s5 pleeeeease honestly

[thatgoblin]

I keep seeing really good fics that are smut or angst for the COD fandom, but like I need to find me some writers with my type of tism. The kind where it's hijinks and random sweet interactions and. . .

I forgot food in the mircowave brb

Anyways, I need comedies and sweet nonsense of Simon not understanding that his love language is acts of service until his love interest takes care to clean his masks or make more for him and get him a skin routine.

Or Soap meeting someone that is a puppy jjust like him and Price crying because 'now there's two of them!'

Even Gaz finding someone who is high strung and they level each other out from him being too cool and them being too hot.

I WANT HOUSEWIFE NIKOLAI AND PRICE TO FIND A THIRD WHO THOUGHT THEY WERE A ROOMMATE AND REBUFFS THEIR ADVANCES DESPITE THEM TAKE THE AD FOR HAVING A THIRD IN A RELATIONSHIP!

GIB TO MEEEE

#emery speaks #captain john price #captain price #cod mwii #cod mw2 #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #carlos oliveira #nikolai cod

[helpallthenamesaretakenblog]

EPISODE 6 (just realised no one is asking me to do this too bad) spoilers for series up ahead

ITS NOT A MUSICAL EPISODE 😭

Disney was too broke to show us the animals in the zoo truck WHYY

why am i so happy for the second seaweed brain, man the things being a pjo fan does to you

The way you could see luke’s smile drop when they say that they found the lightning thief (:) —> :/)

The way luke didn’t even let them finish he was like “CLARISSE YES CLARISSE SHE MUST BE THE ROBBER”

No one’s talking about “Chiron should arrest her” Not the mental image of chiron holding a gun saying “ANY WORD CAN AND WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU IN COURT” while clarisse is pushed into a police car lollll

Old married couple im falling out of my chair plsssss if luke did something right in his life it was this

i love annabeth’s face like she knew this was coming the older brother-sister dynamic is POPPING

Disney really needed a way to show that grover liked animals and had convos with them without actually showing them lol

cue the “omg animals are so elegant” speech which served nothing at all

WHATS THE POINT OF ZEBRA TO VEGAS IF THERE AIN’T NO ZEBRA MR HOUSE OF MOUSE????

Idk but i kind of miss the trio action so far this show has only been percabeth + grover instead of percy + annabeth + grover you can tell they’re focusing more on fan service and developing percabeth than developing the more important dynamics which are the three of them having fun

oh HELLO RANDOM CAMEL WHO ISNT EVEN A ZEBRA BUT WHATEVER

“You are two seconds ahead of meeee” the simp eyes the simp eyes

The lotus casino from the outside is so COOL

LEVITATING BY DUA LIPA (some of yall still stuck in poker face era so im leaving it at that)

WISE GIRL I REPEAT WE GOT WISE GIRL (i was honestly expecting it to sound super corny on screen but walker pulled it off like he always does)

look im so mad about the fact that there’s no montage of them being silly little kids and having fun at arcade games. It hits so hard since percy has never afforded to visit fun places, annabeth has never left camp so is absolutely thriving with her architect games, grover is hunting down humans which was so funny and cool and they decided to make it more serious and plot centred

”ill take percy this way” WHY CAN’T GROVER TAKE PERCY THAT WAY HUH ANNABETH? 🤨 (girl just say you want to spend time with him)(and disney say you just wanna write more percabeth scenes)

I love the ‘if you dont know, i dont know either 😄’ mentality that percy has, he knows annabeth wants to be in charge now so he’s just feeding into the hubris

The augustus plot was so weird ngl but it was a great way to introduce the pan stuff

“Biaannncaaaaa biancaaaaaa” NICCOOOOOOO

He sounds so little and innocent and cute 🥺 im so sad now

GROVERRRRRR REMEMBERRRRRR

i gotta say, i guess that i was taken away by the people making fun of lin manuel miranda, but his acting was really really good

We got some may castellan exposition early

Percy thinking that the only thing he could do to sally was hurting her 🥹

i really hope they talk about that later on, you know we love some angst around here (especially with the dreams of the headmaster which was from the books!!! I was thinking that they’d cut it! But they didnt!! But it speaks volumes about percy that he has nightmares of headmasters)

I WANT ANNABETH FLASHBACK ANGST

annabeth pickpocketing the god of thieves will forever be her girlbossiest moment

”Im multitalented” percy: 😍💙🥰🥹 🤩(walker’s acting be that amazing is it not obvious by now that percy likes annabeth)

“Who’s grover ☺️?” “Wait, i know grover 😅!” Walker is cementing himself in the percy throne every single episode

”wow grover got really old😃”

“you lose sight of what’s important when you’re alone” “we weren’t alone 🥰” poor grover

The eons long wait to see how percy was hugging while falling the way down is finally over

The way that you can see percy’s empathy shining through his eyes as grover talked about pan>>>> (honestly tho, hug!)

the way they focused on percy’s reaction, i know this is going to be something he brings up as a reason for him to sacrifice himself for hades

Percy and annabeth looking at grover like “ ok mr. 24 DRIVE US”

Percy trying to drive a car will forever be cinema and comedy peak

The road rage this child has its so funny BEEP BEEP

annabeth: 😁 percy: 🥹 *cutely crashes car and almost kills her* PERCY IS TRULY GIVING A LOSER BOY WHO HAS NEVER HAD A GIRL LOOK AT HIM AND THATS SO PERCY OF HIM

the heartbreak in percy’s eyes alexa play the moment i knew by taylor swift

Four pearls?? *cue that one meme where that girl is calculating*

the way my smile faded when i saw annabeth hanging over the cliff TOO SOON RICK TOO SOON

#And as usual highlight of episode goes to: percabeth #The crush was SHOWING i loved it #percabeth #percy jackson #rick riordan #pjo fandom #annabeth chase #heroes of olympus #pjo #pjo tv show #pjo tv series #percy jackon and the olympians #walker scobell #leah sava jeffries #aryan simhadri #pjo tv #pjo tv spoilers #pjo tv adaptation #pjo tv crit #pjo spoilers #percy jackson spoilers #grover underwood

[cyborg-franky]

do you think certain OP characters would listen to sad songs if theyre having a broken heart? If so, who exactly? (Tbh i think ace would, just to make himself more miserable)

Oh for sure.

Thatch

He’s a big-time romantic, with all the romance novels that he reads and writes.

He would 100% be influenced by music and listen to sad songs after a breakup. 

Sitting there after dinner service, smoking and watching the stars. Music playing by his side as he laments in his sadness.

Humming along if he knows the tune, exhaling smoke into the air as he thinks about the person he’s lost.

He’s old enough and mature enough to know the heart heals and it’ll get better. 

But until then, the stars and sad songs will be by his side.

Sanji

For similar reasons as Thatch. Listening to music in the kitchen as he sighs and thinks about the person who broke his heart.

He’ll hear a song as he pictures their face, that song then becomes the song that forever reminds him of them. Whenever it comes on in the future, no matter how many years have passed, if he’s with someone else or not, he will still feel that pang in his chest and remember them.

He has no idea if the lyrics fit how he feels but it hit a note with him. The way it sounds more than anything. 

Buggy

He might not look the type or even seem it but Buggy is someone who throws all of himself into everything and anything he does. He feels so deeply about everything.

So when someone breaks his heart he slams the door shut and refuses to come out for hours maybe days.

Just plays nothing but sad songs so he can get his feelings out faster, maybe transfer the pain into anger so it can pass faster [he thinks] but he also isn’t the type that will let something go.

Bitter ex [™]

Someone will be worried about him, knock on his door and open it without permission to see him sitting on his bed, crying and screaming with makeup running down his face going “Don’t look at meeee, get ouuuut!”

Ace

But Ace’s sad songs are heavy ones, loud and angry-sounding music with sad soulful lyrics that resonate with him. Anger and sadness all wrapped into one ball in his chest.

The louder the music the better, he needs to feel the thumping beats in his chest, and drum it all out.

Something screaming and angry to just shift the pain. Make it easier to digest. He’ll be crying, fists balled up as he plays over every mistake but the deep heavy music shakes the walls and vibrates across the floors. Helps him put names to feelings, and helps them to process. 

The songs might sound like noise and all he feels is anger but the lyrics mean something to him and they help.

Franky

Franky acts all tough and shrugs it off. His friends ask if he’s okay and he’s all smiles and thumbs up.

For a moment.

If they ask again he folds like a deck chair.

Tears run down his cheeks as he wails and sobs and falls over himself, grabbing his friends into a hug.

Then he brings out his guitar, strums it sadly, and then sings sad love songs as loud as he can.

Brook joins in and between the two everyone else feels bummed out but Franky and Brook are living.

Boa

Boa will listen to sad songs and realize she ain’t that girl she’s Boa Hancock, girl boss extraordinaire. 

She’ll turn over the sad songs and put on the powerful breakup songs and sing them loudly into the mirror as she fixes her hair, cleans the makeup from her face, and applies a fresh face. She squshes her boobs together in the mirror winks and feels powerful.

Why was she sad? There’s no reason, she’s beautiful and powerful and no one can make her feel like shit.

Though sometimes, when she’s feeling down, feeling vulnerable she’ll curl up alone on her bed and listen to sad songs. To remind herself she’s Boa Hancock, a woman with a bleeding heart she hides from all.

#one piece #one piece headcanons #sanji #cyborg franky #thatch #boa hancock #buggy the clown #buggy one piece #boa one piece #sanji one piece #ace one piece #portgas d ace #franky one piece #sanji op #ace op #buggy op #boa op #thatch op #thatch one piece

[quackle]

reasons axelle sweep should be real:

1.

just think of the tropes yall. just. c'mon. let's think here:

girlfailure who acts like a girlfailure x girlfailure who acts like a girlboss

trainer x trainee

barbie gf x oppenheimer gf

"me (axel) and the bad bitch i pulled by being autistic (nichelle)"

tall gf x short gf

2.

this pic alone.... like the world stopped when this came on the screen!!! TOTAL YURI ISLAND BECAME MORE REAL HERE!!!! THE CAMERAMAN KNEW WHAT HE HAD TO DO!!!

(also you can't tell me axel wasn't flirting here. she spits game by talking about weaponry and survialism.)

3.

close your eyes. and imagine. axel standing on her tippy toes to give nichelle a kiss. now open your eyes. notice how you're smiling? yeah. axelle's power is real.

4.

they were LITERALLY at a pride parade TOGETHER!!! LOOK!!! THIS IS TOTALLY REAL, I WAS THERE!!!!!

5.

they can both learn a lot from each other. nichelle teaching axel the true meaning of teamwork and how lovely it feels to be in a group? axel teaching nichelle to be strong + authentically herself instead of a fabrication forced on her? WALK WITH ME HERE Y'ALL. WALK WITH MEEEE.

6.

they were 2nd most popular new gen ship on my totally unbiased, scientific poll i dropped in the tag, which means they have chemistry like no other☝🏾🤓

(yeah i voted on my own poll. sue me.)

7.

take this little snippet of this multi-chapter axelle fic i've been working on. as a treat. and persuasion. but mostly a treat:

8.

i just think they're so cute together. like their designs and color pallets fit so well next to each other. idk. just think of the fan art. they always deliver. cutie patooties.

9.

i have never seen a group of people as delusional yet joined together as axelle shippers. we join hands at least once per week sobbing about what could be. we stand as THEE united front in the total drama yuri community. we are the strongest soldiers of today's total drama fandom 🫡

anyways that's all i have, get your axelle on and vote ‼️‼️‼️

(and thank you @totaldramabrackets for your service 🫡)

#let's get our axelle on? please? ☹️☹️☹️ #not gonna put this in the tag. but just know it's metaphorically there <3

[atwistinthetail]

I’m which @opalsiren speaks to my soul once more

I’ve started and then deleted this post a bunch before

bc it’s like… 𝓅𝑒𝓇𝓈𝑜𝓃𝒶𝓁 lmao

but ok so a lot about me under the cut and tw for 𝒷𝑜𝒹𝓎 𝒾𝓈𝓈𝓊𝑒𝓈 🩵

a reason I’ve always gravitated to Charlotte is absolutely bc I am a tall and curvier girlie and we don’t see that physical type much as anything besides like

frumpy.

like you can be short and midsized and it’s cute

or tall and thin obv

but being tall and midsized, I don’t want to say “normal sized” (bc what is normal size, but I am fighting the language that has always existed in my brain here)

but I guess I will call it a more common size for actual women and girls than it’s portrayed

being that size has not traditionally fit any archetypes.

lil side note but I went to school for acting, my class was all cis women and our professor was a middle aged man bc you know, school. and he did this exercise where each of us would stand on stage and the rest of the group would typecast the person. on paper yeah could be useful but really it was just about judging each others’ bodies right.

so I was always a “character” type (not like a lead ingenue or love interest) and sometimes it could be a sexy character or a desirable character, but usually it was a Mother or a Queen or some other older and/or authoritative role bc being tall and not having a willowy build meant I couldn’t be a love interest objectively. and if it was a sexy character it was also a comedic character or a “bimbo”

(side side note my best friend then and still a good friend now was the classic ingenue type, and we were always lowkey being pitted against each other and only realized it in the past few years being out of that environment. and she would get comments, again from faculty, that she was too thin so ya know. we love womanhood.)

okay but anyway I promise I’m getting back to Charlotte here

seeing a tall girl with even a slightly bigger build than the usual main girl aesthetic was is huge, bc for all the ways the writing failed her, Charlotte is still a love interest. we know she won’t get the guy, but Lewis and Cleo and the audience at least see her as a potential romantic partner and it’s not a joke that she likes Lewis bc she’s frumpy and unattractive and taller than him.

she’s very powerful. she’s a mermaid. she’s intellectual and she’s a theatre kid, and it’s just a facet of her character, not in service of making her dorky.

I don’t mind that she’s a villain. what really bothers me the most, personally, about what was done to Charlotte is that she wants to be accepted by this group of very traditionally hot, skinny 2000s girlies and is bullied and excluded by them at every turn. that is my supervillain origin story lol.

so if they just went all the way and made her a bitch (affectionate) from the very beginning and she was a true supervillain, I would take that in stride. it also makes sense that the trio would have some resistance or insecurity about letting a new person into their group and that’s a pretty sincere conflict.

but instead of exploring that they just created a very grounded in reality lady that I really felt for bc she was meeee, gave her all these great traits that characters like that never got, and then made her othered in a way that was way too true to life without commenting on it at all.

uhh idk what my thesis here is really, just a lil thought dump on a Tuesday morning 🩵

#tw body insecurity #tw body dysphoria #tw eating issues #just getting a lil vulnerable on my mermaid blog #we’re all having fun here

[localplaguenurse]

- Regina Sanguine

- Blood Queen, Mother of Arts, Lady of Mothers, Lady of Fertility, Lord of Families

- Wife to Rex Lapis (Lord of Geo, God of Contracts, Warrior God Of War)

- Two main factions of believers (Sanguineous Scholars and Sanguineous Practitioners)

- Sanguineous Scholars believe in Mother of Arts, Lady of Mothers and, Lord of Families (mainly operate in Liyue Harbour.)

- Sanguineous Practitioner believe in Blood Queen and Lady of Fertility + self titled them as “Goddess of Vengeance” (Cult, mainly operate in remote villages)

- Casual worships (acts of worship are only performed when in need of the service of that particular deity) : prayers and offerings for safe delivery, easy pregnancy, health of children, harmony in families, successful insemination, creativity (over coming creative block)

- Sanguineous Scholars mainly worships Rex Lapis (Archon of Liyue) but they also worships Regina Sanguine alongside him, as they believe in worshipping both the Mother and Father (Older doctrine states both Rex Lapis and Regina Sanguine are Gods Of Family as, it was believed harmony between the father and the mother lead to a harmonious family)

- Minor sectors of Sanguineous worshippers believe Rex Lapis and Regina Sanguine are Gods of Death. Rex Lapis to ferry the soul, Regina Sanguine to calm and reassure the body.

- Accounts of expecting mothers have said that Regina Sanguine appear to them in a cloud of gold smoke to assist them in birth, they claimed that they had felt no pain from the delivery and all children delivered by Regina Sanguine have a 0% mortality rate of either mother and child

I’ll think of more later rn it’s sleepy time for meeee (12:05 am… cries, my sleep schedule)

Also working title is Gospel / Book of Ichor

Hehehehehehe, that’s our wifey right there uwu

#ask #as gold as the ginkgo trees #ivy!

[t4tbruharvey]

bruharvey <3333

YAAAAY THANKS NORTH!!!!

who hogs the duvet: choosing to push my bruce hogs the duvet agenda here because it plays into my 'harvey sleeps like a plank on his back' agenda

who texts/rings to check how their day is going: bruce, definitely. like when he returned to gotham (the only time they both had separate daily activities AND phones and weren't um. fighting) bruce was the one who would spontaneously organise things

who’s the most creative when it comes to gifts: bruce like.. canonically

who gets up first in the morning: harvey because he's not batman and he also wakes up naturally at six like a freak

who suggests new things in bed: haha. neither of them

who cries at movies: harvey definitely cries MORE than bruce but they both cry i'm not going to lie to you. bruce watched the neverending story and was destroyed by the horse death

who gives unprompted massages: bruce WAIT I MISREAD THIS AS MESSAGES still bruce. as if he would accept them

who fusses over the other when they’re sick: BRUCE ARE YOU KIDDING MEEEE

who gets jealous easiest: hehe. bruce. hahaha. when the clarvey fic comes out then you'll see

who has the most embarrassing taste in music: also bruce he had an emo phase

who collects something unusual: once again it's bruce like canonically

who takes the longest to get ready: harvey

who is the most tidy and organised: NEITHER OF THEM! college apartment covered in clothes and paper and then an office covered in paper and folders and a batcave full of random crap!!! bruce if it's a spreadsheet

who gets most excited about the holidays: hm.... bruce i think? it's the. the. his love language is partly gift giving/acts of service in canon. taking this to mean winter holidays because they're adults they don't do school holidays HOWEVER in college it's bruce by default because harvey hates the school holidays for. obvious reasons

who is the big spoon/little spoon: HAHA I GET TO PUSH MY OTHER AGENDA, TWOFACE (ALTER) IS AN AFFECTIONATE SLEEPER yes he was dormant in the prime bruharvey period but like fuck that noise. therefore bruce little spoon unintentionally

who gets most competitive when playing games and/or sports: BRUCE it's the rich only child syndrome

who starts the most arguments: harvey it's his job and bruce avoids conflict

who suggests that they buy a pet: bruce <3

what couple traditions they have: hm. not a couple thing but i think bruce visits harvey (be that in arkham or at his apartment from afar) on every anniversary of things that happened to them together and especially the anniversary of The Attack

what tv shows they watch together: i do genuinely think that nature documentaries are smth they both enjoy but also they've both definitely seen frasier reruns. and harvey enjoyed them

what other couple they hang out with: AAFHSK ARE YOU. UR FUCKING WITH ME

how they spend time together as a couple: hanging out in their dorm and/or going on coffee dates and like had they existed in an easier time they would have loved museum dates

who made the first move: harvey :-) while like drunk so he didn't actually do anything bc he's tooooo self aware and bruce wouldn't have lt him anyway but he was the first to make his feelings clear

who brings flowers home: BRUCE cj insert the telltale scene if you see this

who is the best cook: harvey. no contest

#EYE like frasier #thank youuu north <3

[char-petsitter]

What's your pets love language? 🩷

So obviously this is just for fun, and if you haven’t read Gary Chapman’s book, “The 5 Love Languages,” go do that, like yesterday 😜

In the spirit of February and all things L🩷VE… which is your pet’s love language? If you don’t know what it is, most likely they beg you for this specific type. And they all probably enjoy them all, but have an inclination to really just absolutely have a favorite:

⏳1. QUALITY TIME - Your pet loves spending time with you. For ex: they BEG you to go outside in the sunshine with them. They get super jealous when you’re on your cell phone. They just love having your companionship. Your pet may even exhibit symptoms of separation stress when you leave. Contrastingly, they are elated upon your arrival! 

🙌 2. PHYSICAL TOUCH - Touch me, touch me, touch meeee! Your pet just non-stop loves the cuddles, the belly or cheek rubs, with TWO HANDS, or even just enjoy touching you side by side when you sit on the couch . They love to sleep with you. 

💭 3. WORDS OF AFFIRMATION - Your pet melts everytime you say, “Who’s a good boy?” “I love you.” “You’re my favorite.” They may even smile, give you major eye contact, purr or wag tail, they simply love being praised. 

💝 4. GIFTS - Your pet freaks out when you give them a new toy, or even spoil them with a treat/toy box subscription, or maybe even a @charspetcuterie box? (shameless plug, sorry not sorry!)

🫧 5. ACTS OF SERVICE - Your pet loves when you refresh their water, clean their bowl, build them a new sleep palace or dog house, give them a grooming treatment, etc. ESPECIALLY when it’s not even necessary, they just like to know you care enough to do a nice action for them. Dote on them.

😍 Share this with a friend who you think would love this!

#coloradopetsitter #dogmom #pettipsandtricks #howtoloveyourpet #mydogismyvalentine #highlandsranchdogs #littletondogs #denverdoglover #coloradodogmom #coloradodogsitter #coloradocatmom

[drinkinstars]

Hello, I would like to request the Kpop love triangle ship. My group of choice is Enhypen. My Big 6 is Leo sun, Virgo moon, Pisces rising, Virgo mercury, Libra Venus, and Leo mars.

Here you go!

: @moomoobug

Your love triangle would be between:

Heeseung~

Heeseung would be probably your end-game he would be such a softie with you and always help you realize your own potential his love language is usually acts of services but as words can be important for you he would try to clumsily compliment you blushing and you would love that aspect of him too. He could act a little jealous by time to time as he would want to be your number one like if you are laughing with another member he would pass an arm around your waist or gently take your hand (🥹)..Overall you two are the type that would overcome the differences to make it work it’s very much a “friend to lover” trope.~

And Jungwon~

Aah honestly it would be a really shippable couple Jungwon being younger he would always try to show you he is a “man” and you would tease him about it saying he’s still a child to you. Honestly you are the opposite of what Jungwon would go for usually but he would be instantly be interested in you for the aura you give off it would be a really passional relationship full of argues and make-up two seconds after you would be like “GET OUT” and he would be like “forgive meeee 🥺” pouting. He would love you complimenting him and telling him how much you love him but he would be more the type to appreciate you with physical touch like back hugs and stroking the head after a long day. Finally your trope would be “There’s only one bed” or “forced proximity” trope as you would be hard to get and he would be the one trying to get your heart~

————

The choice is yourzzzz->>>>>

But here how I would see the Love Triangle vibe:

You and Heeseung being close you liking him and him doing the same but he wouldn’t show it at all so with Jungwon showering you with interest you would just go along thinking Heeseung doesn’t reciprocate if you confessed and that the friendship would be ruined and letting an 💔 Heeseung.. but the relation wouldn’t last long and after the breakup with Jungwon, Heeseung would just reveal his real feelings and ask you out..OF COURSE YOU WOULD ACCEPT: GoOoOd Ending shAlaaAalaLala~

(Feel free to order againnn)

(Sorry for the wait have a good day!)

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Your two sweethearts for the ending~~

[stevesorgasmicriffs]

we’ll be alright-ish.

*for mills*

i get asked this all the time: would i make a good parent?

the correct answer: no. most definitely not.

but do i firmly believe that good parents exist in the world?

abso-fucking-lutely.

take my friends louis and harry for instance. they’ve been wanting a little knucklehead to call their own ever since they first met. both insanely, *insanely* good with kids. they’d been trying for three years. five surrogates, two that instantly turned them down because of god knows what, it wasn’t like they were providing a service to a pair of freak shows, although they definitely acted like it, apparently. one was reluctant to say yes, but got an abortion without them knowing. did it suck? yes. the fourth was more than willing, yet suffered a miscarriage at three months. the last one was probably the most shaky of them all. it was the only one that actually worked, true, but that poor woman had to have a c-section at ten months because that stubborn ass baby just *wouldn’t* come out. that whole time, you could tell they were in pain. you could see the evident emotion through them crying, harry more on the outside, louis more on the inside. did i mention that they love kids?

anyway, so one night my best girlfriend millie viktoria and i went over to their place to babysit their nine month old daughter elliott. cute as a button, every single feature of her, head to toe. harry was caressing her like i caress a pack of doritos after a long day at work. geez, they must have spent ten minutes saying goodbye to her. it was getting annoying, so i had to abruptly remind them of their 7:30 dinner reservation.

it’s funny, those two doofussy dorks swear left and right, but never around their kid. well, at least harry. i can’t say the same for louis, so i’ll just put it as very rarely. so i was expecting him to say “ah, shit,” but they just took off, louis wishing us luck in an obvious joking manner, apparently she was very easily to handle, at least, according to them. harry simply reminded us that there was a clearly organized checklist and other notes of what to do, how to properly care for her, all that fun (and by fun i mean booringg) technical stuff.

“mills, my love, can you read all that shit out to me?” i asked her as soon as the happy couple left. (and they were holding hands, gah! so cute!)

“it’s like… ten pages.” she was already on top of it.

“ten whole ass pages?! fuuuccckkk meeee.” i fake cried as i took a seat on the couch. “i’m hungry.”

“here,” millie came over to me, holding the precious child cargo thing that harry ever so delicately handed off to her. “you can hold ellie, and i will read up on what we need to do.”

“sounds like a plan.” i rolled my eyes before focusing them on… oh my god. she was beautiful.

“oh my god, aren’t you a sweetheart.” my voice dropped down considerably, i don’t know why.

but in my arms, she was quaking like i was when i watched gay porn for the first time.

“oh, you poor thing, you’re shivering.” i couldn’t have said that more deadpanned.

luckily there was a pale pink blanket next to me with white polka dots (or were they beige? i swore i wasn’t colorblind). jesus, harry the has a stupid thing for polka dots, the style diva that he is, it drives me nuts.

anyways, i wrapped elliott with the blanket, and rubbed her a bit so she’d warm up.

“there,” i smiled. “you look like a bean burrito that i could just eat up with some chimichurri.”

“ooh, that sounds delicious right about now.” millie came over licking her lips and sat down beside me, peeking over and waving to elliott.

“i know right. ugh, i’m starving.” with my free hand i rubbed my stomach. “i wonder what they got in the fridge.”

“rem, we can’t just rummage around in their fridge,” millie said to me as i got up with elliott in tow and went over to the fridge.

“hmm…” i looked around, searching for something. “red wine… ginger ale… should i make fun of them for that?” i glanced over at elliott, then back into the fridge, nodding to myself, “for sure.”

i found a slice of frozen pizza that had a couple of bite marks on the tip and the crust.

“rem, that’s not yours!” millie had appeared right beside me.

i shrugged. “well, now it is.” i finished the remainder of the slice in nineteen seconds flat.

“how was it?” millie asked as we sat back down on the couch.

“tastes like shit,” i remarked. “i bet louis made it.”

“shut up! louis is an amazing cook!”

“would he have the guts to appear on masterchef?” i shook my head. “don’t think so. wouldn’t dream of it.”

then i looked down at elliott. “would you like that? huh?” i took notice of how dead silent she was, and how she looked up at me with an eerily glazed (almost half-asleep) look in her pale turquoise eyes (the same gaze that i had when i salivated over that gay porn… alright i’ll stop.)

“you don’t really talk that much, do you?” i said to her.

“rem, she’s a baby, of course she can’t talk.”

“well, babies have their ways of communicating. babbling. cooing. burping. dumping in their diapers. the whole shebang.” i turned my attention to the quiet one. “you know what, what if i just squeezed the voice out of her?”

“gently! she’s a baby!”

so i took my thumbs and pressed down gENtLy on the lower portion of her rib cage, until…

“oh, i think that worked a little too well.”

“ya think?!” millie had this horrified expression that was present solely in her eyes, it was slightly hysterical.

because now came the tricky part, trying to get her to shut the hell up.

i could only imagine louis’ reaction…

“wot the bloody fuck did you do?!” in a tone of voice that could only scream unbridled rage.

i also knew that we’d most likely never get invited back to their place ever again.

and secretly, i liked this lil’ kid.

so talking to louis was definitely a no-go.

“call harry,” i told millie. “he’ll know what to do.”

“what?!”

“well, we can’t just leave this place and not have fixed this kid. what if they come home to this crying nightmare?! guess who they’re going to blame for it?! OBviously us!”

“rem, wait, just calm down for one second! i think harry said that playing some music soothes her more oft than not.”

i rolled my eyes. “of course he says that.

“i know harry has his guitar somewhere.”

“the one with the hand paint on it?”

millie nodded. “yeah.”

a smile formed on my lips. “i like that one. it’s very cool.” i looked around, seeing if it was within eyeshot. “i can’t see it anywhere, can you go find it for me?”

millie instantly shook her head. “how about you go find it. i believe it’s my turn to hold the baby.”

i sighed with a twinge of exasperation. “fiinne.” i passed elliott along to her and got up, millie following close behind with elliott.

after about ten minutes of searching, we eventually found it in their bedroom.

“holy crap, are we allowed to be in here?!”

millie laughed. “probably not.”

“i say we raid their drawers.”

“probably not a good idea.”

“why?!”

“because i know they’re very disorganized. probably.”

so we went over to the guitar, gazing down at it in sheer awe.

“i wanna touch it.”

“rem, wait.”

“i’m going to touch it.”

“well, i wanna touch it first!”

“too late.” i already had grabbed the guitar by the neck, running out of the room with it, millie walking as fast as she could behind me with elliott still in tow.

“hang on, there’s a crib in this spare room, i saw it out of the corner of my eye. i’m just gonna set her down there for a sec.”

i followed millie into the spare room and watched as she gently nestled elliott into her crib, adorned with so many things that i could only describe as a waste of valuable time, effort, and most importantly, money.

“okay, do you know how to play the guitar?” millie sat down in a rocking chair in the corner.

“fuck no, you?” i was twirling the guitar around like a tennis racket.

“i actually took lessons in primary school, so…” millie did that fruity hand flip thing that annoyed me so fucking much.

“well, i had the guitar first, so i should play it.”

“no, me.” millie got up and took hold of the lower portion of the guitar neck, trying to tug it away from me.

of course, you know this has to end well.

we kept playing tug of war with that damn guitar until we heard the high pitched twang sound of a guitar string snapping.

“oh, fuck.” i set the guitar down gently.

“harry will never forgive us.”

“nope.”

we looked at each other, petrified, horrified, you name it.

“what should we do?”

i shrugged. “we’re not calling him.”

“we basically just committed a heinous crime.”

“we should make a name for ourselves. rob a bank, commit a felony, commit a few felonies…”

“remy! now is not the time to joke around! this is serious!!!” millie was now pacing along this lavender colored silk rug that took up almost the entire floor. “we can’t just leave the place with not just a crying baby, but a broken guitar.”

“that’s two for the price of one,” i smirked.

“you’re not taking this seriously at all, are you?” millie’s voice had raised a bit.

i shrugged off her shoving me quite violently with trembling hands.

“alright! fine!” i rubbed one of my shoulder blades. “call harry then, see what he can do.”

“okay, maybe instead of being a stuck-up little bitch, maybe you can call him.” millie (rather aggressively) took the phone out of my pocket and shoved it in my face. it was probably the most passive-aggressive i’d seen and heard millie act in a long time, so i finally bit the bullet and took it upon myself to call harry.

“hey, what’s up?” i was expecting to hear noise in the background from the restaurant, but instead it was strangely quiet. he must have stepped outside to hear me better.

“i fully acknowledge that we’re the worst babysitters in the world,” i began to explain to him.

“what happened?” a split second later, a sense urgency clearly present in his tone.

so i took a deep breath and explained everything to him, saying the automatic “i’m really sorry,” after each sentence.

he took a considerably long pause, but i didn’t have to wait very long for his response. “guitar strings are replaceable, so no need to worry about that. i don’t mind any of you touching my guitar, but please try not to break it next time.” another pause. “you know that drawer right by my bedside, the third one down has all of my songs that i perform. hopefully millie still knows how to read sheet music, has all that in there.”

“yeah, i think i got it.” i hung up abruptly and went back into the bedroom. i then opened up the drawer, and caught sight of a stack of very neatly organized papers, each of them kept in an individual file with a label on each individual tab.

“which one would you think would calm down a screaming infant?” i shuffled through the tabs, my eyes immediately picking up on one that read medicine. “ah, medicine, that sounds enough like a healing remedy.”

millie tapped me on the shoulder, mouthing the word “no” quite frantically and making the motion of slitting her throat with her finger.

“what? why?” i shot her a questioning look.

“it’s about sex,” she mouthed to me.

“eh, teach ‘em young.”

suddenly i felt my phone vibrate in my pocket, and when i saw harry’s name appear on the caller id, i gulped.

“shiiittt, what now?”

i answered the phone. “allo?”

“you hung up on me?” the quiet background noise (or lack thereof, i should say) was still there.

“oh, sorry, didn’t mean to.”

“i was gonna tell you what songs specifically to play. well, i guess si can just tell you my favorite. fourteenth file down is fine line. i play it and sing it to her, but you only have to strum the instrumentals, you don’t have to sing if you don’t want to. works just the same.”

“fine line, eh?” i began shuffling through the files again.

“yes. when the surrogate would come to visit, i would get as close to her belly as i possibly could and play the song. i don’t know how, but i felt like she could hear it, cause like, whenever she was kicking or moving around or something, she’d immediately stop. so it like, kinda soothed her. even before she was born.”

“oh, that’s wonderful, thanks for sharing.” i couldn’t have sounded more sarcastic if i tried.

“let me know if you need anything else.”

i hung up, rolling my eyes.

“fine line it is then.”

“awww, that’s one of my favesss!” her voice sounded dreamlike, just like my voice when i described gay porn to my coworker for the first time (don’t ask).

“i still wish we could play medicine. i bet it’s a banging ass tune.” i probably sounded more dissapointed than i should have.

we went back into elliott’s room, only being met with piercing squeals even more deafening than before.

“fuck. this had better work.” i sat down on the floor while millie sat down in the rocking chair, reading over the sheet music before setting it down in front of her. and as she gently strummed the remaining chords on that guitar, she would occasionally look over, to make sure she was hitting the right notes and whatnot.

and very, very gradually, the wailing subsided.

phew.

“that was a close one,” i whispered.

millie set the guitar down on the floor and propped it up against the side of the rocking chair, going over to elliott, who was now fast asleep.

“she must have tuckered herself out while doing all that crying. takes up a lotta energy, y’know?” i got up and joined her, peering into the crib.

millie frowned and furrowed her brow. “she misses her dads, probably, poor thing.”

we left elliott’s room, millie leaving the nightlight on and the door slightly ajar, and headed back out into the living room.

i caught sight of a pile of papers that we’d abandoned on the kitchen, pointing them out to millie. “shit, we we supposed to do anything with that?”

she went over and picked them up, flipping through them. i peered over her shoulder and saw that everything was in cursive. how disgusting. nobody writes like that anymore. only old fashioned ass cronies. then again, i’m talking directly about harry.

“you know,” millie said, setting the papers down, “i think good parents go by a checklist like this. but the best parents… don’t even need one. they just learn as they go. that’s the best kind of parenting, i believe.”

i yawned and headed towards the front door. “fuck me, i’m getting an ice cream and calling it a night.”

this is garbage but i hope you still like it. @fiction-tastic hopefully to reprieve you from that somber-ish story i wrote the other day.

[kojinnie]

Why you should NOT date AOT boys...

Headcanon on what kind of headache you're bound for when dating the AOT boys, and why I advise you NOT to date them! Enjoy, loves!

levi - eren - armin - reiner

part two here | erwin - zeke - jean - connie

— LEVI

He's an incredible man with a lot of talents and he'd be doing real good at his job, that dating him would give you a huge sense of pride. However, this man suffers from being emotionally constipated. He'd always keep you in the fine line of "are we or are we not?", even though you’ve been seeing each other for a long time. He’d never say “I love you” or any type of flashy display of affection. His love language is acts of service and quality time, so if you’re the type to wanting outward reassurance of how someone feels about you, Levi’s not gonna be the person to give you that. 

This problem stems from his deep, unresolved insecurity about the nature of relationship. It’s not just the “Am I good enough?”, he genuinely thinks that he is not a good person, and thus the inherent belief that everybody will abandon him in the end  — something he picks up from his traumatic childhood. He’s wary about establishing relationship because he’s afraid to succumb into his own feelings and vulnerability. He fears at certain point he has to feel and suffer the emotional consequence of being left by someone he cares for. He dreads the idea of getting caught off-guard with being fragile.

You gotta be extremely patient and understanding when it comes to Levi, the reassurance needs to come from you, and frequently too. Bluntly saying, “I’ll stick around” or “I’ll accept your shortcoming” is really soothing for Levi, because although he never shows it, he really thinks he does not deserve you.

— EREN

If you wanna be frustrated in a relationship where you constantly feel like you’re in an endless coaster, then dating Eren gotta be your poison. Sure the honeymoon phase was intoxicating, sure he makes you feel like the prettiest girl in the world. The morning text, the playful neck peck out in the public, the butterflies you feel in your tummy when you catch him staring at you even from afar with those oh so enthralling green eyes. But once the honeymoon phase over, Eren is quick to get bored. Especially if you’re an unproblematic, matter-of-fact type of person. Eren likes to fight, he gets thrilled by it, and he’s high with the rush of adrenaline. He likes it if you’re jealous, if you sulk, if you argue. He likes you to be ‘childish’ because then he gets to be the adult, the savior, the knight in shining armor. It grinds his gears. If you’re unfazed by his antics, if you’re easy to forgive, if you’re chill, Eren will think that you’re not really into him, and will exit the closest door out before his ego gets bruised even further.

Eren is sort of babied by people around him – his parents, his friends, and constantly being compared to his older brother doesn’t help either. He realizes that he got saved a lot of times by a lot of people. And this creates a deeply rooted insecurity with him that turns into an incessant impostor syndrome. The constant thought of not being good enough and the idea that all the achievement he’s ever got was the result of someone else’s help really crush him. You can shower him with praises and reassurance, but he would completely dismiss it, because he thinks your compliments are not based on objective views and that he does not deserve it. He painfully seeks for approval from any authority figure that (he thinks) does not have any emotional connection with him. And it can be really hurtful when he constantly dismisses your sincere compliments while desperately chasing from others who don’t care about him.

— ARMIN

It’s really hard to hate Armin. He’s a really nice man through and through, but what is his strength can also be his deepest weakness. He’s too nice and unsure about a lot of things. He knows he is knowledgeable, but he often doubts himself for being too ‘text-book smart’. Which is a valid cause, because at times he would get very oblivious to how relationship works, and treat feelings like it’s a quantifiable system. It will literally take years for him to finally get down and say how he feels about you, because all these times he was so busy filling the check-list in his mind to convince himself whether you truly like him or not, even though you couldn’t be any clearer with your intention towards him.

He is perceptive with what you think and how you feel, unfortunately this does not materialize into any action as he doubts his own intuition when it comes to his significant other. He fears that his own sentimentality has affected his intuitive judgment and thus deems it invalid, which is completely untrue because every hunch he has about you has always been accurate! That’s just how much he understands and knows you from years of quietly observing and taking each of your word into account.

He really relies on you sitting him down and telling him in details how you feel and the things you expect from him. He will do it, in a flash with no hesitation, but really, he just needs that verbal affirmation that he is doing the things that you want, and it’s not just based on his assumption. So, if you like sweet surprises, impulsive dates and expect your significant other to read your mind, Armin might not be the person.

— REINER

Oh my, truthfully, he is such a sweetheart, and can be completely smitten for the entirety of his life if he has found that one person. However, it’s a treacherous road for both Reiner and you to get to that stage. Initially, when you start to get closer to him, he may seem rigid and uninterested. The first date you had with him probably went awkward and although you really liked him, you were pretty sure he didn’t like you back, until he texted you the morning after, asking for a second date. That’s basically how being with Reiner is, a series of you being sure that he feels nothing towards you, only for his following action to prove the otherwise. He is really awful in displaying his emotion, he tries to be stoic all the time, and it often frustrates you because you cannot really tell how he feels, and you fear that you might have hurt him without realizing.

He may start to open up, only when you open up first about yourself. He thrives in romance with someone who he thinks shares his inner pain, and that’s very important for him, because he is always in a position where everyone expects him to be strong, and to have a significant other that understands his struggle is all he wants. But this gets hard for you, because sometimes Reiner’s sadness can be quite extreme and you cannot match that. Once Reiner realizes that you’re not on the same boat, he may become withdrawn, as he thinks he’s a burden and inadequate for you, and may end up self-sabotaging the whole relationship he has with you.

Although he does not like to admit it, but Reiner often slips into his sadness too deep, that it almost seems like he victimizes himself with his self-hatred. He will be the one to say stupid shit like, “You deserve someone better.” Or “I cannot make you happy.” When in fact you are perfectly willing to be with him all the way through.

With Reiner, you gotta be the bigger person, with bigger gestures and bigger patience. It’s because Reiner needs an anchor and a figure to lean on. In returns he would be the best lover that you will ever have for he is selfless and will be helplessly devoted to you.

Racking my brain writing for the rest of the boys (Erwin, Jean, Connie, Pocko) because they're the ones we SHOULD date.

Update: Thanks thanks thanks for everyone who read this! I received a lot of love and you dunno how much this encourages me to keep going. Anyway, 2 things:

- My Masterlist

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