#it’s the shit

[letitbehurt]

There are just—so many uses for the words, “Hold them down.”

#Whumper having their henchmen pin Whumpee to whatever surface #a MUST HAVE for scenes involving a brand of some sort #I just wrote a scene in a WIP where a Whumper cut off someone’s hand for touching Whumpee and he used these words #it’s the shit #THE shit #whump

[yellobb]

Sorted through the fucking WEEDS to make a playlist full of the songs they play at the theme park I grew up near instead of, ya know, doing my fucking dishes

#m rambles #genuinely proud of how it turned out overall #they only play classical/folk music without words #so it was very difficult to find stuff #now I can feel like I’m there whenever I want tho 😌 #that place was my childhood so it’s very nostalgic #been going since I was in diapers and most recently the week before I moved #multiple times a year every year #it’s the shit

[toxxik-skintea]

What… and I mean WHAT THE FUUCCKK

#i feel gross #if i have to suffer so do you #and everyone else #tiktok #it’s the shit #white people do #queue #clout is one helluva drug #y’all stay safe

[cidthecoatrack-blog]

Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.

#voyager 1 #programming #holy fucking shit

[hilarioushitshq]

Not Karl..

#funny memes #humor #lol #funny stuff #memes #jokes #funny shit #funny #funny post

[daylighteclipsed]

ENTRY LEVEL MEANS NO EXPERIENCE. IT MEANS NO PORTFOLIO OF RELEVANT SAMPLES. ENTRY LEVEL IS ENTRY LEVEL

#HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GAIN EXPERIENCE YOU STUPID FUCKS #I HATE THIS I HATE JOB HUNTING THIS SYSTEM IS ABSOLUTE DOG SHIT

[othersidedisc]

TRANS MEI DRAGON JUMPSCARE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

#big hits #BIGGEST SHITS

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"

#like im not gonna name names but i can think of at least 3 channels #where they stopped posting short form content and went #wait the patreon is paying my rent im no longer a slave to the algorithm gods #HELL YEAH TIME TO SPEND 5+ MONTHS PUTTING TOGETHER A 3+ HOUR VIDEO #and i eat that shit up every time

[vilea777]

sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour

#bpd blog #bpd fp #bpd mood #bpd problems #bpd shit #bpd stuff #bpd thoughts #bpd vent #actually bpd #bpd #borderline pd #borderline things #borderline problems #living with borderline #borderline blog #borderline thoughts #being borderline #borderline culture is #actually borderline #borderline personality disorder #bpd feels #bpd safe #bpd culture is

[cassassinated]

I miss the days when, no matter how slow your internet was, if you paused any video and let it buffer long enough, you could watch it uninterrupted

#spending the next week and a half with the shittiest country internet #and i cannot watch shit no matter how long i buffer

[its-yashas-strong-arms]

FINALLY some good fucking feature ideas from the tumblr devs. tamagotchi renaissance now

#give us pets! give us pets! #lots of other suggestions too #i was randomly selected to be a tester apparently so i might get to do an interview and user test some shit too whichll be fun

[customboytoy]

#pop punk #ftm #trans #transmasc #trans hypnosis #my boys #this edit it brought to u by the fact that the intricate rituals thing was already taken #i loooove gender and mosh pits hehe #this is got so many notes now that people don’t know my blog is a kink blog 😅 #though this post wasnt really a fetishy post i was just spitballing shit #abt places i feel comfortable being masc #anyway

[jellyjamheadobb]

#This feels too accurate lol #rey rambles #meme #memes #dumb shit #funny #relatable memes #funny memes #best memes #lol #tumblr memes #dank memes #humor #twitter memes

[divorce-enjoyer]

well have you considered that maybe the unstoppable force is in love with the immovable object

#og post #yes you absolutely can tag this with your blorbos i love this shit

[randomalistic]

Selfshippers who ship with weird/unappealing characters. I love you. Like hell yeah you go get with Mr Crocker. Go get with lord faarquad

#I get it. #EMBRACE THAT SHIT #it’s such a fucking power move and I gain so much respect for u #also I’d like to add I selfship with spamton neo and king candybug #if that makes you feel any better #selfship #txt #1k

[miraclemaya]

this is problematic of me (joke) but i really enjoy the splashing of french into english speech or writing. just adds a pizzazz

#im fetishing the french language #i mean this is not a new thing and the reasons probably have to do with a long held idea of france being particularly enlightened #or whatever kinda racist shit but it does sound pleasant nonetheless