#it’s like the sweet embrace of death

[gnfkitten]

everyone already knows you’re a compulsive liar you genuinely have issues but it makes a really entertaining tumblr blog. was the piss story true?

ah thank you for the attention that’s what i really wanted. yes unfortunately the piss story was true. i have many more doctor related incidents. my life is a nightmare

#my dad sits in on all my appointments so i never get any privacy and then he gets mad at me and THEN he starts asking MY DOCTER #ABOUT HEALTH SUPPLEMENTS #my gut docter to be specific #who is married to my primary care physician #who is best friends with my obgyn #which is who i spilled piss all over #so yeah no i hate the docters office #unless im getting blood drawn or needles in me or anesthesia #i really enjoy passing out #it’s like the sweet embrace of death

[doks-aux]

Addendum to this.

Charlie: *wrapped in her towel* I want my daddy.

William: *face down on the couch* I want your daddy too.

Charlie: Huh?

William: You fucking heard me.

~Later~

Charlie: *being tucked into bed* Uncle Will wants you. :)

Henry: ...Go to sleep.

#uncle will meanwhile is hungover like a wildebeest in the guest room and just wants the sweet embrace of death #William Afton #Charlotte Emily #Henry Emily #do over au #needs a better name #Willry #Helliam #doc's stories #doc's AUs #Five Nights at Freddy's #Fredbear's Family Diner #memes #i want your daddy too

[deaderthandoubledead]

What intrigues me about the JonElias ship is Elias corrupting Jon to the point of Jon losing all his humanity.

What intrigues me about the TimElias ship is Elias deciding to cling to the last remnants of his humanity because of Tim.

#both ships are basically polar opposites of each other #like yea the TimElias ship can also have a lot of angst and toxicity (especially if Tim stays suicidal and dies) but it absolutely- #-changes something in Elias (not necessarily for the better but definitely not for the worse) and maybe even softens him #meanwhile JonElias is that sweet corruption that ends up with them killing each other embracing in death while the world burns around them #they're both just so..... #jonelias #timelias #tma #the magnus archives #tma jon #tma elias #tma tim #jonathan sims #elias bouchard #timothy stoker #jonah magnus

[iphisesque]

creon and ismene bottom text

#oh to be a fly on the wall after the end of antigone to see what their dynamic is like #only two bitches left standing in the mass death of the family tree! i know theyre unwell! #AND i know they are NOT letting each other out of their respective line of sight. you cannot kill yourself old man you cant leave me alone. #fucking. waiting for godot where godot is explicitly the sweet embrace of death. #antigone

[rukafais]

[...] the 3 of Swords clearly describes this sudden pain. You literally feel as if someone has taken a sharp object and jabbed it through your heart. Even something as minor as a snippy remark can feel this way. [...] When your heart is breaking, you feel as if that is all you are - an open wound.

This card depicts a fundamentally sorrowful experience— tarot readers suggest this may be in the form of a lost relationship, an accidental death, or some other form of not just depression or malaise but deeply emotional sorrow.

“Balance the scales on our friendship, Zaknafein. Understand that what I have done has saved your life...”

“Whoever told you that I would wish that?”

#zaknafein do'urden #legend of drizzt #rukart #blood cw #impalement cw #genuinely so concerning how zaknafein is just constantly hype to die when hes not distracted by other shit #even when hes a spirit wraith. just like 'i get that i cant go back to the sweet embrace of death unless my son joins me' like ok bud #even as an undead corpse puppet u wanna die AGAIN

[arashi-no-saxlphone]

Folding Laundry is just like being in hell

-Don't know what I did to deserve this

-Arduous and Eternal task

-Sucks ass

#sairambles #general post #I put it off for so long #three big fucking piles of shirts that I'm folding like “wow when will the sweet embrace of death hold me close and tell me it's ok?”

[anouri]

Marie Howe, from What the Living Do: Poems (1999)

#one of the greatest delusions of the average man is to forget that life is death’s prisoner #she then embraced sweet death as if she were a ghost #words #marie howe #and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking #burden of consciousness #truth is like a blanket #mine

[euesworld]

"I could hug you the way pancakes are slammed together, right up against you.."

I could hug you until your heart is syrupy with affection - eUë

#i will hug you #i want hugs #i need hugs #i like hugs #warm hugs #love and hugs #hugs #pancakes #slammed together #stack of pancakes #food #affection #affectionate #hug me #soul food #hug me to death #sweet #syrup #in your arms #embrace me #in your embrace #spilled ink #spilled thoughts #spilled words #love quotes #love #love quote life quotes #love quote for her #quoteoftheday

[cheeseknives]

Hello viewers. It's me, James May. And you're watching the disney channel.

#Top Gear #James May #In the alternative universe where they get that sweet mouse money #James has a show where he makes sandwiches that kids could make after school but gets fired #kids have evolved and no longer eat like its the 70s birttain woomp woomp #so now he's jobless and has to live with the fact that Richard Hammond is hip and gets to keep his job at the network #this is James' villain origin story #meanwhile Jeremy goes to death battle Bill Nye the Science Guy #with Sock'em Boppers or something #they probably wouldn't use the word “death” on the disney channel... #Epic Totally Radical 1v1 Showdown!!!! now only on the disneyxd #shitpost #James embraces new things bc he knows in the alternative universe he gets fired for not being hip n cool enough

[mosquitinho]

btw i had actual extreme bad luck on friday the 13rd fellas i feel like i unlocked an achievement

#yesterday i ate a bad fruit by accident and had The WOrSt food poisoning of my life jgdnnfnfngnf #i was vomiting and diarrhea-ing literally at the same time in absurd volumetric proportions . #i was shaking uncontrollably + my whole body was numb and heavy + i was screaming like i was possessed due to the extreme dehydration #and had to go to the er 💀💀💀💀💀💀 #thank god i was w my gf + our friend who is a Nurse (!!!!!!) was nearby they fucking saved my life.......... #my gf carrying me in the streets looking for a cab that could take us to the er while i was trembling so bad and nearly convuncing . nvnxnc #anyways thats what happened 1on my friday the 13rd im way better today !!!! #still pissing thru my butt but i dont feel like death is coming to take me in her sweet embrace anymore .

[gnfkitten]

just got so happy finally the manhwa im reading GAVE THE MAIN GIRL A BREAK this bitch just suffers it’s not even funny. i love her though. she’s my baby girl even if her entire life has been a nightmare …patting her softly on the head

#she’s literally perfect and i’m sooo glad they made her actually likeable unlike most romance manhwa girls #shesss my everything #she needs to get a new man though like i get why she liked him BEFORE but he’s tried to kill like every other chapter #and he Will Again the man is loosing it he spends all his povs hallucinating and suicidal #and honestly he has his reasons and with the information he has it is um. somewhat logical but jesus christ bro keep it together #everyone read this NOW #actually don’t #it’s so dark 💀 #like worse than the ones webtoon publishes with the princes and the time travel tbh #because this girl got no one and she has no idea what’s going on 😭😭 home girl fr wants the sweet embrace of death #she’s spent the last twenty chapters slowly dying of poison she drank so the guy (she loves who hates her because her adoptive father #killed his entire family and the girl he loved Which is Also her but he doesn’t know that #because literally why would it’s been a decade and a half and her entire village was massacred #so like #it’s okay man i get it

[knifefightscene]

Truly i can still do things when my mental health is shit because i can still do motivational speech to get myself to get the fuck up but like with shitty physical health it’s impossible to do literally anything

#like all u could think of is the sweet embrace of death so u don’t have to do anything anymore

[thewitchoftherock]

if you're sick

If you're sick and you're contagious just stay home *Clap Clap* If you're sick and you're contagious just stay home *Clap Clap* Just stay outta sight 'cus I don't want your blight. If you're sick and you're contagious just stay home *Clap Clap* Or at least wear a freakin' mask. This blight has been rampaging all over town, and I've not seen nearly enough customers wearing their masks. 90% of my staff as been sick. Now I'm sick. Stay home, or at least weak a freakin' mask.

#sick #masks #not covid but masks do more than protect against covid #seriously #this is awful #I have a glob of pain in my throat #I await the sweet embrace of death #Ad astra abyssosque can sound like a wish for death too.

[neixins]

oughhh working out today was a mistake my consciousness was hanging on by a fucking thread after like 7 minutes </3

#i’m a bit better now but still craving the sweet embrace of death #i hate hot weather so much like girl let me live :(

[ickadori]

i think yuji has a thing for spoiled, bratty girls. the ones with borderline bad attitudes, who roll their eyes more than they smile, and scowl and huff when things don’t go their way.

sure, it can be annoying sometimes, but you’re never like that for long, not with him at least. you try, but all he has to do is wrap those steel arms around you and gush about how pretty you are, how he loves you so much, how much he missed seeing you and then you’re like putty in his hands.

you’re sweet, bashful, doting, clingy, glued to his side and rubbing yourself against him like some baby kitten. it’s cute, you’re cute, and he’s head over heels for you.

but like all things, that doesn’t last long either. your moods are fickle, changing at the drop of a hat, and your little outbursts can be explosive, sometimes offensive. yuji usually lets you get your frustrations out, lets you rant and rave while he sits and listens, and then when you’re all tuckered out he’s dragging you into his embrace and whispering comforting words into your skin followed by sweet kisses.

sukuna always tells him how soft he is when he does that - she’ll never respect you if you keep letting her off like that, he says. put her in her fucking place, he hisses. back in my era, the only time a woman opened her mouth around me was to suck my cock, he reminisces.

but yuji isn’t like sukuna, he doesn’t need to do those things to get you back how he likes you most, sweet and soft and eager for his love..but sometimes you really try his patience, so he figured he could do something, nothing close to the cruel things sukuna had suggested, but something to let you know that you couldn’t just do and say whatever you wanted all the time.

he figured he’d take something away from you, like you’d do with a misbehaving child, something that you loved and couldn’t get enough of, no matter how much he gave it to you.

his cock, obviously.

“yuji!” he’s had you like this for a while, your stomach flush against his bedroom wall as he forces you to stand while he squats behind you. you’re dressed in a little skirt and an equally as little top, no panties in sight. the skirt is hiked up around your hips, and he swallows past the lump in his throat as he thrusts the pink dildo into your drooling cunt once again, his ears twitching at the lewd squelch that sounds.

your thighs tremble, knees buckling, and he lets his free hand come down against your ass, his lips soothing the sting after when you let out a whimper. “m’sorry,” he mumbles against your skin, “but you have to stand up straight for me, baby.”

“mm-nn,” you shake your head, and yuji tsks, wrist pulling back to slide the dildo out until only the top remains, and then he’s quickly slamming back in, lips still peppering kisses along the curve of your ass. “ah! i want you, yuji. i wanna feel you..”

“you don’t get my cock until you start being nice to me.” he builds up a steady pace, his breathing ragged as he listens to the squelching coming from your cunt. needing to see it and not just hear it, he pulls his head back, marveling at the way your pussy grips onto the silicone, your slick coating the shaft along with his fingers. “such a pretty pussy for such a mean girl.”

“s-shut up!” he sees you clench, feels the resistance when he goes to push the silicone cock back into you, and he practically salivates as he watches a fresh wave of slick ooze down the shaft.

“see? so mean to me… i shouldn’t play with your pussy at all.” he slips the dildo out of you, jaw going slack as he watches your hole clench around nothing, your desperate protests and pleas falling on death ears. there’s a string of your arousal dripping down between your trembling thighs, and yuji swipes it up with his finger before pushing it into his mouth, lashes fluttering as he groans around the digit.

“please, yuji, m’sorry! i-i’ll be nice, i promise!” you plead and cry, and yuji knows you’re only thinking with your pussy right now, that overwhelming urge to come clouding your mind. you’ll be fussing at him by the end of the night if he gives in, he’s sure of it, but he’s not a mean man. how’s he supposed to tell you no when you beg for him like that? when your pussy weeps for him like this?

he can’t.

it only takes a second for him to free his own cock from his pants, replacing the dildo with the real thing, and he moans loud and guttural when he slips inside, your hot cunt wrapping around him like a vice. “fuck, baby.” his pelvis grinds into the fat of your ass, his hands pinning yours against the wall above your head as he thrusts in and out of you. “you feel so good.”

“yuji,” you keen, and he knows you and your body well enough to know that you’re milliseconds away from coming.

“you gonna come?” he breathes in your ear, low and raspy, and you weakly nod, his name leaving your lips like a chant, and the muscles in his thighs and calves flex as he bends at the knee to fuck you at a slightly different angle, tip of his cock pushing into that spot that always leaves you a babbling, sniffling mess. “go ahead and come, baby. make a mess.”

that’s all the encouragement you need before you’re creaming around his cock, pussy clenching and fluttering around him as declarations of love tumble free from your lips, and he wonders how long it’ll take for you to change your tune this time.

#yuji x reader #jjk smut #++ yuji #IM ILL #MY BFFFF #i have 10 million thoughts about him and will probs only write like 7 at most v.v #++ yuji/brat

[anouri]

Emil M. Cioran, from On the Heights of Despair (1934)

#burden of consciousness #one of the greatest delusions of the average man is to forget that life is death’s prisoner #words #she then embraced sweet death as if she were a ghost #mine #emil cioran #truth is like a blanket