#it would be perfection

[queerpiratebrainrot]

I'm sure I'm not the first one to think about this, but i don't care.

The absolute chaos of a full extended family dinner at mordred manor would be absolutely amazing.

I would be pay to see that shit happen. Like, even thinking about it for a few short minutes, you've got:

Sandra Lynn and her new partner Jawbone

Jawbones niece, Tracker (and possibly her new gf, Elven Princess whose name i cannot remember rn)

Fig Faeth, and her paramour Ayda Aguefort.

If going full extended family, Ayda's father and Fig's sorta father-in-law AND principal of the school Arthur Aguefort

Adaine, Jawbone's adopted kid AND her sister Aelwynn, both of whom KNOW the Elven Princess from their childhood

Kristen Applebees, sorta foster kid to Jawbone (and I guess Sandra lynn?)

Lydia and Ragh Barkrock

Now, of course Fig invites Gilear, who brings Halladriel and Fabian(and honestly, they would invate all the bad kids anyways)

Gortholax the ex-devil of the bottomless pit

Whatever happened to Gortholax and Sklonda, btw? Anyways, again, all bad kids are invited, so that would include Riz and Sklonda

And then ofcourse, the Thistlesprings AND Gorguk's bio parents.

Maybe Bill Seacaster can even temporarily portal in? I'm not sure what the rules are about spirits visiting the material plane?

And of course we can't forget Zayn Darkshadow, who lives at Mordred Manor

If it's during junior year, Agent Clark is 100% infiltrating, cuz these kids are suspicious

And then I'm not even thinking about any possible redemption/invitations towards Kristens siblings. Could you imagine?

Massive potluck, there's a bunch of awkward tension, a lot of bad jokes, and a fuckton of shenanigens

#it would be perfection #please i want it so bad #fhjy #d20 fantasy high #fantasy high #dimension 20 #fantasy high junior year

[bi9-d1ck-energy]

ok people. here me out. HERE ME OUT.

imagine the 5th season of pjo aka the The Last Olympian...

we are at the battle of Manhattan...

and we all know about the parallel between clarisse/silena and achilles/patroclus right ?

so HERE. ME. OUT.

i NEED the Achilles Come Down's violin to play when Silena fights and when Clarisse is holding her when she dies.

#just think about it #it would be PERFECTION #and the saddest scene ever but we were born for drama anyway #percy jackon and the olympians #battle of manhattan #clarisse x silena #achilles patroclus

[saraminia]

Put a price on emotion

I'm looking for something to buy

You've got my devotion

But man, I can hate you sometimes

I don't want to fight you

And I don't wanna sleep in the dirt

We'll get the drinks in

So I'll get to thinking of her

We'll be a fine line (x 6)

Test of my patience

There's things that we'll never know

You sunshine, you temptress

My hand's at risk, I fold

Crisp trepidation

I'll try to shake this soon

Spreading you open

Is the only way of knowing you

We'll be a fine line (x 11)

We'll be alright

We'll be alright

We'll be a fine line

We'll be a fine line

We'll be alright (alright, alright, alright)

We'll be alright

We'll be alright

#his best song hands down #i still cry sometimes when i hear this song #but hear me out #imagine a noah cover of fine line #with his gorgeous falsetto #it would be perfection #harry styles #fine line #music #audio #riikka playlist #riikka posts

[nelsonandspringforever]

sometimes i really wish i knew how to gif because i desperately need to see the moment where nick grabs charlie’s hand and they kiss again with lyrics from fearless

#‘my hands shake i’m not usually this way’ #‘you pull me in and i’m a little more brave’ #‘it’s the first kiss it’s flawless really something’ #‘it’s fearless’ #it would be perfection #yes i have been listening to my nick and charlie (taylor’s version) playlist the last couple days lol

[ratt-teeth]

my grandma sent me a picture of my dog with his new xmas present and i need a fucking inhaler LOOK AT HIM

oh to feel a fraction of the unbridled joy he is experiencing

#my perfect yucky boy i would die for him #dog #ratt teeth says shit #ratt dog

[gayrudeboys]

yesterday i was ringing up an old man at work and he asked if i wanted to see his pride and joy, pulled out his wallet, and in the place where you’d keep a picture of like your family he had this

#the conversation two minutes prior to this: #‘is that the senior citizen price?’ #‘we don’t have a senior citizen discount’ #‘just say it is’ #‘that is the senior citizen price’ #‘oh! perfect!’ #i would drop dead to give this guy five more years

[hawberries]

the GIRLS!!!

#tade if you are free at 6pm on saturday i would like to hang out please at 6pm on saturday if you are free??!??? #IF YOU ARE FREE PLEASE CALL ME! TADE!!!! #she's perfect. im obsessed with her. #@ izutsumi: haha. get tade'd. idiot #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #izutsumi #tade #fanart

[polarsirens]

Blimey.

#dimension 20 #d20 #fantasy high junior year #fantasy high junior year spoilers #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #d20 spoilers #k2 #british kristen #of course kristen’s simulacrum would also be a saint #it just makes sense #sorry brennan but it just makes perfect narrative sense #(and it nearly made me lose consciousness laughing) #my art

[tooquirkytolose]

Dark Magicks

#my art #comic #weird little girls would be the perfect candidates to apprentice under fucked up hag witches lol #she said oh youre an evil little freak huh..ok..alright..i can work with this #\i havent done a silly little doodley comic in a while :)

[lavendervirgos]

Let's just cuddle naked and if it slips in, it slips in

#text #mine #would be the perfect start to a lazy bank holiday monday #where are you tho? #nsft concept #bd/sm community #roughfuck #rough cnc #rough kink #cnc somno #somno fantasy #submisive and breedable #me and who #fill my holes #abuse k1nk #fill my pussy #cnc fr33use #free use toy #cnc k!nk #dumb slvt #bd/sm daddy #daddy's babygirl #free use slvt #daddy's good girl #free use kink #cnc free use #fr33use

[trashcattt]

pov patrol is boring so you just make stupid jokes and references with your brother

#wanted to do this becuase jensen ackles #since he voiced jason in utrh #thought it would be perfect for them ehehe #been sitting on this audio for months #finally… i finally did it… #jason todd #red hood #jason todd fanart #red hood fanart #dick grayson #nightwing #dick grayson fanart #nightwing fanart #dc #dc fanart #dc comics #tc dc #tc art #shit post

[winedark-maverick]

i love you green. i love you forests. i love you smell of damp earth. i love you feeling before the storm breaks. i love you moss. i love you rivers. i love you streams. i love you thunderstorms. i love you sunlight shining through leaves.

#just overcome by how Perfect green is this evening #where would we be without her <3 #okay to reblog #green #nature #cottagecore #naturecore

[lilislegacy]

have you ever thought about how out of all the men in PJO and HOO, percy is the least like annabeth? they complement each other so beautifully, like 2 puzzle pieces that are a perfect fit, but they’re SO different. like imagine…

piper: annabeth is dating one of these 4 men

hazel: *gestures to percy, jason, frank, and leo*

piper: guess which one

random person: hmm… i’d say frank. he’s the son of the god of war and she’s the daughter of the goddess of battle strategy. they’re both incredible fighters and stategists. i bet they are amazing together

percy: 😐

hazel: *nervously laughs*

piper: um, nope! try again!

random person: oh? really? ok well then definitely jason. son of zeus? well mannered, always in control of the situation, very humble and honorable. as a daughter of athena, he’s totally her type. they are both very calm and level-headed. they both are leaders and know how to weigh the options and outcomes quickly in a tough situation. plus, they are both blonde with light eyes, so they would have beautiful babies!

percy: 😒

piper: *nervously laughs*

hazel: um… still no! one more try!

random person: oh wait… i’m so stupid! it’s obvious!

hazel: there you go! i also think it’s obv-

random person: it’s leo! why didn’t i see it? he’s a mechanic. she’s an architect. they are perfect together! she’s a creator and he’s a fixer. their brains work so much like each other. they’re basically meant to be! oh and they are both from the south!! and i bet-

piper: IT’S PERCY! she is dating percy. perseus jackson. you know, the one on the left? tall, tan, lean, black hair, green eyes? him and only ever him.

random person: oh

percy: 🤨

random person: the… the son of poseidon?? the hot sarcastic bad boy? with that troublemaker look about him? the one with severe mood swings, and who gets expelled from every single school he goes to?

percy: *awkwardly looks down at his hands*

random person: HE’S annabeth chase’s boyfriend??

annabeth: damn right he is 🥰

#THAT’S HER MAN #AND HE IS PERFECT FOR HER #incorrect quotes #honestly i feel like most people would assume she’s dating jason #LOL #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth #piper mclean #hazel levesque #jason grace #leo valdez #frank zhang #heroes of olympus #the heroes of olympus #pjo #analysis

[knifearo]

being aromantic is like. hey btw you're going to live a life that is the culmination of most of society's worst nightmares. sorry lol ✌️ but then you turn around and take a really good hard look at it and it turns out that living in that nightmare is fucking awesome and you get to wake up every day and take that fear that other people have and laugh and hold it close until it's a great joy for you instead. and being happy is a radical act that you define instead of someone else. and you're sexy as fuck that's just a fact of life i don't make the rules on that one

#aromantic people are just sexy i'm not making the decisions here it's just facts #course ur hot as fuck. it came free with the aromanticism #being sexy is just default settings for aromantic people 👍 #hope this all helps. anyway i'm on my 'i hope i die alone <3 i can't wait to die alone <3' kick rn #i think the existential fear that people have of Not Partnering specifically is so. well. #obviously that shit is strong and it is SO awesome to be free of it. #realizing you're aro and you don't Want a partner can be such a hit to the solar plexus #cause society says that's the only thing that'll make you happy. so either you go without that thing or you force yourself #into doing something you don't want which would make you unhappy anyway. #so you think it's a lose lose situation and you have to come to terms with what amatonormativity presents as the worst possible situation #but then! whoa! turns out personhood is inherently valuable in and of itself and romantic partnering is just a construct! #and that nightmare is now your life to do with as you please... define as you will... structure as you want... #best case scenario. is what i'm saying. #every day i wake up ready to spit all that amatonormative rhetoric back in life's teeth by being alone and being happy #and it's so fucking satisfying. every day. #fucking JUBILANT being by myself. and i love being a living breathing 'fuck you' to the romantic system #you need a partner to be happy? oh that's sooo fucking crazy guess i'll go be miserable then. in my perfect fucking dream life lmao #yeah obviously it's the worst possible outcome on earth to die without a partner. so terrible. can't wait for it :) #aromantic #aromanticism #aro positivity #aroace #arospec #sorry to bitches who are sad about not having a partner. i could not give a fuck though get better soon #you couldn't EVER pay me enough to go back to a mindset in which my inherent value wasn't enough by myself. #FUCK that shit. absolutely miserable and a bad life outlook in general. like genuinely do the work w/ amatonormativity and get better #life is something that can be so fulfilling whether someone wants to kiss you or whatever or not #i'm on antidepressants and i have people i care deeply about. what the fuck would i need a partner for lmao

[idolomantises]

Sometimes I think about selling body pillows of my characters but then I worry that a Sera body pillow might be too powerful.

#txt #a lili body pillow would be so perfect though. I’d buy 20 for myself #a powers body pillow would be uh. Um.

[canisalbus]

I swapped them around in a silly doodle

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#Vasco! what have they done to you?! #he finally caught the skrunklies #it's contagious #or maybe there's something horribly wrong with the ambient pressure and he's not agreeing with it at all #it's jarring that (at least to me) both Machetes read as Machete they're the opposite ends of the Machete spectrum #his form oscillates between an exposed nerve and a unicorn I get it #but swapped Vasco is #a whole new mystery critter #actually he's kind of cute #I would take him home #give him a bath in the sink and feed him some grilled chicken maybe that'll make him feel more like himself #real Vasco is toasted to perfection this one looks burnt at the edges and raw in the middle #I love his little off-model sheep ear #couldn't even keep his glorious floppers poor boy #gift art #foilthepiglin #own characters #Machete #Vasco