#it has a plot and the plot is the worst

[mitsuki91]

Sooooo...

Months ago I was arrassed here because one of my OTP, Severus/Lily Luna. I understand that you don't like age gap (despite non all my stories had age gap... In the last one, I mean, with TimeTravel, Lily Luna was older than Severus) BUT someone dared call me a ped0phile because of this. A ship where the pg were always ADULT in my stories.

So I start to think about rage-revenge-plotting, and this old idea was bring to light and manipulated and... Shit happened, this thing was created and I posted it. Unfortunately english is not my first languages and I can't write fanfiction in it, so this story is italian, BUT is a complete Dead Dove and specifically a rage-revenge-plotting and writing because of that insane accusation. I mean, you want connect me with this shit? Now at least you have this shit.

This fanfiction is on New Gen, everyone has issues, I feel sick writing it, has angst and more angst, is a Dead Dove, every trigger warning ever. Enjoy.

Rose Weasley/Everyone is the main pairing and I mean everyone.

You all have real fear of what are you dreaming about on your own pedestal. Maybe someone can create it just to spite you.

#fanfiction #italian fanfiction #harry potter #harry potter fandom #dead dove do not eat #new generation #rose weasley x everyone #all the wrong things #rage revenge plotting #it has a plot and the plot is the worst #i feel sick writing it #you deserve it

[tenowls]

teacher getou au...... wauh

#jujutsu kaisen #geto suguru #gojo satoru #itadori yuuji #kugisaki nobara #fushiguro megumi #teacher getou au #satosugu #fanart #very funny how gojo leaves both yuuji and yuuta on their first mission hssdjshjdd #i know hes technically watching but. these kids do not know anything abt jujutsu at that point and theyre also KIDS. worst teacher HKSDKSD #anyway. been trying to look for fics but haven’t been able to find one i wanna read so i was like ok I’ll do it myself #however i am not a good writer so. DRAWINGS OF RANDOM LITTLE SCENES WILL HAVE TO DO #i want a plot focused fic w a side of shipping…. blease if anyone out there has any recs #as in like. the shipping written in a way that’s relevant to the plot #i want to see the rammies explored. yknowyknow #what happened differently in the aftermath of rikos death to make getou want to be a teacher instead #how is jjk0 different without him as the main antagonist and who does kenjaku take as a host #how does shibuya play out #how are both he and gojo different as characters #having grown up into adulthood together #getou as gojo’s moral compass etc #YKNOWYKNOW #i am aware that to explore all of that would be a monster of a fic which is probably why it does not exist (to my knowledge) but #IF THERES ANY FICS OUT THERE THAT EXPLORE EVEN SOME OF IT. PLEASE SEND THEM MY WAY #EVEN A FUN LITTLE CASEFIC WHERE THEY GO ON A QUICK MISSION OR SMTH #AS LONG AS THERES PLOT #another theoretical fic i would like to read is canonverse post-shibuya but like with a plot that makes sense #jjk my favourite mediocre shounen battle manga. could be so much better. has anyone attempted this #that one post thats like im not a hater im a dismayer. thats me

[spielzeugkaiser]

hi, first off i really love your art. the h/c and warmth really hit me where i live and your illustration style is fantastic. lately i've been obsessed with the post where an unwell milek thinks geralt will leave him behind. was that an ingrained insecurity, assuming his super-witcher dad wouldn't have time for a sickly human kid?

[MASTERPOST] - Ahh, thank you for the ask! Yes, this scene.. I actually saw this a bit differently! It's not about Milek fearing Geralt will leave him behind, he actually wants him to. They need to find his Pa!! I think he often feels like a burden; Jaskier knows this, but Geralt isn't aware of this yet. Milek just wants to pull his weight, especially with Jaskier. A little sneak peak to their struggles regarding this:

Meanwhile Jaskier continues to struggle with his omega status.

#jaskier #the witcher #geraskier lovechild #julian alfred pankratz #omegaverse #there are various things happening here! a. Milek never really had to fear that Jaskier would leave him he knows he never ever would #b. Jaskier said again and again that he'll always care for him and loves him and that he doesn't have to pull any weight at all #c. Jaskier actually became the parent that just wants his kid to be educated and study and learn #(maybe because he knows Milek won't be able to do hard labour but also because he knows what Milek really wants to do) #(filed under: things I haven't drawn yet but they had their big fallout because of oxenfurt and university - things to come in the future) #d. Milek has watched Jaskier working his ass off in various jobs that he didn't like #(and he thinks that prostitution is the worst but only because they didn't properly talk about it before) #e. Jaskier is struggling with how he is percieved - which I think was never that much on his mind when he was travelling with Geralt #being a carefree bard and giving everyone the middlefinger who had some wrong ideas about what he could do and what not #but this is definitely an AU in which he doesn't have a good relationship with his father and he can still hear him say he'll become #'an unbonded omega with a bastard child working on the streets' and I think sometimes it gets to him #(because Jaskier is king of hating his parents ever being right about him) #that Jaskier kind of wants to spare Milek and quietly hopes we won't become an omega - even if he feels bad about it - shall become plot #(one dayyyy) #anyway that was a very long rant about Mileks complex relationship with him feeling like a burden

[motherfuckingbrad]

say what you will about community s4 but the thanksgiving episode where jeff tells his father how fucked up he is and how he literally harmed himself because he just wanted to feel like someone cared about him will never not make me cry

like we see jeff struggle with isolating himself and caring so much what others think and feeling like he needs to put up walls for most of the show, so for him to have improved so much that he can stand up to the first person that ever made him feel unwanted and admit how much distress it caused him is so good and makes me so happy

#i love u jeff winger #as someone who also has parental issues i think this ep just means a lot to me in general #i get all teary eyed #and the other plot line in that episode is so good too! i love the shawshank ref #also like i know everyone hates on s4 but tbh i don’t even mind it #some of the episodes in that season are so good #and dan harmon is not my fav person esp after what he did to get kicked off community in the first place so :/ #like yeah s4 isn’t as good as the first 3 but it’s not the worst (and personally i think they have worse episodes in s5 and 6) #but that’s just my opinion #community #jeff winger

[weepynymph]

This is so bad. I’m sorry.

#i couldn't get it out of my head ok?? #has this been done already #this is literally so dumb wow #graphic design is my passion #the rings of power #galadriel #sauron #halbrand #rings of power spoilers #like HUGE spoliers #the best and worst plot twist of all time #i love this show it's literally fanfiction in the best way #makes me cry at least twice an episode #lowkey highkey i do of course ship it #rop #rop spoilers #rop meme #rings of power

[princeanxious]

Fear the Daycare attendants all you like, but say one mean word to their faces and their handler will swoop in at a moments notice with a silent rage fueled by the many months of mental and emotional rehabilitation these three went through to ensure they could handle being re-released to the public.

Fazbear Entertainment might turn a blind eye to the animatronic rights movements that their highly specialized world renowned technology is absolutely a contribution towards, but this stout little animatronic handler didn’t pour their blood sweat and tears into helping rebuild these bots’ self confidence from the ground up every single day, for over half a year, to just let some entitled prick try and stomp over all the boys hardwork and progress at the drop of the hat.

Faz.Co can deal with the consequences of letting their two most expensive animatronics bond to one specific emotional support human whose made of like 70% protective feral rage at any given moment.

A good fit for the daycare, to be sure, but also a solid reminder that humans are just as capable of being the danger so many others label animatronics to be. (Moon is holding onto their handler for a reason, you know.)

(Edit: second take here)

#daycare attendant fnaf #dca fandom #moon fnaf #sun fnaf #fnaf comic #dca fnaf #idk which tags are main tags still but have another comic! #luka draws #the dca brainrot remains strong lol #i have read. so many fics the past few months #and had i the time-a few of my own ideas would have also been written. had an entire fic plotted for mermay #but for now all i can manage are simple comic strips unfortunately ;; #y/n in this au absolutely can and will attempt to throttle people when pushed far enough. moon holding y/n is just as much for his comfort- #-as it is for y/n’s /safety./ #y/n is a caretakers worst nightmare otherwise. a feral kitten that has stolent their cold mechanical hearts #except they are well aware that this feral kitten is more of a feral cat willing to throw themselves headfirst into danger to protecc them

[mimdecisive]

does anyone else find it kinda weird that SPOP just casually dropped in the fact that there’s a Prince who can see ANYWHERE in the world magically, aka the perfect spy, and Glimmer just… didn’t think of recruiting him?

Why wasn’t Peekablue already part of the Rebellion??? What is he using his powers for that’s soooo important? He could literally see all of the Horde’s plans and warn the Rebellion and give them a HUGE leg up on them, and he wasn’t even mentioned until S5.

I know he was a hermit almost never seen but are you telling me Glimmer wouldn’t even TRY to find him and convince him to join?That’s a mystery in itself; where IS Peekablue, and why does no one care? Is he literally missing? Because if he’s literally missing, maybe someone should help him.

#Spop #she ra #spop critical #peekablue was a plot device and nothing more— but a poorly conceived one #a glaringly obvious last-minute addition/excuse for them to add filler #and I’m //assuming// peekablue probably came up in the writers room sometime before S5 so they had time to work that in #I think they didn’t want to give the Rebellion such a big advantage but they were extremely lazy in their justification #For why they didn’t have Peekablue— ‘he’s a hermit he’s missing’ so fucking find him?? #shouldn’t you be at least a little concerned if a magical prince vanishes? #at best he’s MIA at worst the Horde has him and is using him to spy on you. Which if that was a possibility— why not bring that up in S4? #that’s me giving them the benefit of the doubt. peekablue might not have come up in the writers room at all before the 5th season. 🤷🏻‍♀️ #I mean Magicats didn’t and Catra was the main antagonist/love interest. #I think the SPOP writers— or maybe just ND— are just not very good at their jobs

[teecupangel]

I had this unhinged crossover idea, Desmond getting yeeted into left 4 dead. Consider this like a really, really late Halloween thing.

I hadn't thought too much on how things would play out for Desmond but all I know is he fucking hates it, he's thought he hated being the main target for Abstergo? Oh he's gonna hate the undead despite feeling a bit of sympathy for them.

I mean, the green flu appeared to have started slowly before things spiraled out of control continuing to evolve and further spread, and the next thing people knew, their loved ones were dropping like flies only to rise once more and begin just attacking out of nowhere. Heartbreaking to him but now his fight for survival just got worse, there's no innocents anymore, and survivors who were once kind and generous are now willing to kill other survivors just to stay safe and get supplies.

He did find some of the saferoom wall writing hilarious though, if he found a marker he totally adds his two cents in.

Absolutely hates the special infected, avoiding witches? He can manage that unless some idiot startles her, first encounter he had was not fun- he swore his heart stopped for a second hearing the witch screech. And don't get him started on the hunters, they boggle his mind and make him internally rage. Of all special infected, he's 100,000% certain if he drops and all he'd end up a hunter, and that thought terrifies him above all else.

Like, could you imagine that? Hunter!Desmond would be a freaking menace, and unlike other hunters who aren't all that silent due to his training and bleeding effects, his stealth goes above and beyond what the typical hunter is capable of. Nightmare fuel for sure.

Well, this is obviously a very late Halloween thing because I just answered this today XD

I have fond memories of L4D as it was the game me and my friends would play between classes if we were quite bored. I even play Back 4 Blood with my friend a few months back just to get back to that L4D feel (and also because it was one of the few games we both had that we could play together hahahaha).

Out of all the infected, I prefer being the Hunter so there’s definitely some bias when I say that I agree with you that Desmond would definitely be the worst kind of Hunter.

Made for stealth and speed, compounded by his unique genetics that makes him the closest Isu among the humans if we don’t count the Sages.

He wouldn’t just be a Hunter, he’d be a mutated Hunter.

One might even call him the Apex Hunter.

His vision would stay in a heightened state of Eagle Vision, unaffected by flashbangs or any kind of tools that might impede his visions or other senses.

The heightened state of Eagle Vision meant that not even walls can hide his preys and he has… ‘favorites’, one might say.

The Apex Hunter would prioritize hunting and turning specific humans.

Humans that would turn into Hunters as well, joining him with some kind of strange pack-like intuition.

To the humans, it would seem random and they won’t realize it but the Apex Hunter…

He turns those that glowed bright to him.

Those with higher Isu genes that the rest.

And it is those nightmares that plague Desmond’s sleep.

It makes him fear being infected.

Not that it was easy for him to be infected.

He wore a mask to cover his face and lessen the chance of being hit by blood or any kind of body fluids from those he takes down. He goes to the nearest museum and ransacks their historical weapon and armor displays, going for the chainmail and leather armor instead of a full metal armor. It was as light as he could get it while offering the necessary protections as he sometimes has no choice but to get into close combat with them.

He goes for weapons his Bleeds are familiar with, a hunting bow for stealth kills that wouldn’t alert the hordes, a sword with the nearest weight to what he was familiar with, a hunting dagger that he uses more as a utility tool than anything else and an emergency pistol he got from an undead police officer he took down.

He kept his identity a secret. There was no need to tell everyone he was Desmond Miles, not when he’s not sure yet if Abstergo had already been wiped out or if they’re not behind the scenes, protected by the best security money can buy.

He woke up alone, in a room that had enough clues for him to figure out that he was about to be dissected (or vivisected since he wasn’t dead yet).

No clues on where the Assassins were.

If there were even Assassins left.

All he knew was that he woke up and the world had turned into a post zombie apocalypse.

So he continues to travel, focusing on the rooftops to traverse and only making contact with other survivors when it was necessary (or if his kindness gets the better of him).

He does not give a name.

But his existence is whispered regardless.

The White Hood.

A man clad in a white hoodie with a blank mask that covers his entire face.

You know when you see him because…

His white clothes do not have a speck of blood at all.

#i feel like desmond would be trying to find his team #hoping they’re still alive #but not holding his breath at all #if they were dead #he was hoping he could find his apple with their remains #at the very least #it’s morbid yes #but he has seen enough death and the shambling of the undead #to have hope #but to prepare for the worst #assassin's creed #desmond miles #ask and answer #teecup writes/has a plot #fic idea: assassin's creed

[larphis]

Remembering that Neil Gaiman is actually a part of this hellsite (affectionatly) is like waking up in a parallel universe where everyone shares their porn account with their dad.

It feels highly inappropriate, weird and uncomfortable for everyone involved, but also hilarious in a twisted way.

“Oh god, work was so exhausting today, but I wanted to let you know that I saw the gay video you added to our favorite-list and despite all odds I thought it was quite enjoyable.

…We do have to talk about that furry porn of yours though”

#cursed content #dark humor #neil gaiman #this might be the worst thing I’ve ever said on the internet #but i’m feeling silly today #good omens #the sandman #please don’t unfollow me I swear I’m normal #it’s 2 am and freedom of speech has gone to my head #tumblr meta #just tumblr things #humor #comedy #im in therapy i promise #if Mr. Gaiman sees this post: I’m sorry #you know a post is great when you already apologize for clicking ‘send’ in advance #hellsite (affectionate) #I feel like ​this plot would make for a great modern Kafka novel btw #okay i’ll stop

[amazingdeadfish]

Shadowpuppet in a nutshell (for me at least)

#lego monkie kid #lego monkie kid fanart #monkie kid #monkie kid fanart #lmk #lmk fanart #lmk mayor #monkie kid mayor #lmk macaque #monkie kid macaque #shadowpuppet #I love them so much #blue fella just had either the best or the worst experience of their life #you get to decide which one #Macaque had a good time either way #honestly ngl though they probably have the exact same amount of experience #which is nothing at all #Macaque has the confidence though #which is something Mayor lacks but pretends to have #plot twist all they did was cuddle and Mayor is just really touch starved #what were you thinking they did? hM?

[hella1975]

going crazy about an oc again. like it's my fault

#this is normal behaviour but i get SO pissed off when it's an oc i make for a fic #bc i only ever make fic ocs when their sole purpose is to symbolise something and/or move the plot #like believe it or not i really do try not to have ocs unless it's specifically for the greater good of the fic #so it's like. you are an object to me. you are a tool. WHY have you got your own playlist #cassie you are so. like she's demented she's haunted by a past that broke her she has tried to return three different times regardless #she's whimsical she's erratic she wants to love the world when she has only ever seen the worst sides of it #she found one person who respected her (didn't even treat her kindly. he just viewed her as an autonomous person. that was enough) #and she latched on and didnt let go and now we're here. she followed him to war. she never wanted to fight #she probably wont make it. what the fuck ever #dog teeth #there's another oc in dog teeth that drives me crazy too but his part is much more minimal #i REALLY went hard with dog teeth ocs like they are all so compelling and painful come ON #cass and sasaki u were real to me. im sorry

[trickster-archangel]

So, while skipping through episodes, I had to witness (again) that messy clusterfuck that is the entirety of 9x11.

Once scene struck me because I hadn't payed much attention the first time, I was too pissed off. When Harry concocted that absolutely nonsense thing about the fake marriage, all people in the room laughed and mocked and fake-complimented, and they were all saying stupid things because it was funny, to them.

Danny himself, at one point, says his usual Mazel Tov line, and they all laugh. See? Even Cath is mildly amused that she gets to be a fake wife because thank god she escaped the real thing (yeah, she would've said Yes to Steve's proposal, maybe...only to jump on the next black helo and disappear for months or years with radio silence because only her job, not a relationship, was giving meaning to her life). She expects Steve to laugh too:

Does he though?

Hm. Not really.

Steve is SO amused by this shit, you can see it perfectly! His face spotlessly mirrors Danny's, who says his line not laughing like everyone else, but sporting this face:

Totally amused by the plot.

#mcdanno #h50 #h50 9x11 #aka what had the writers smoked while writing the plot?? #h50 rewatch #jealous!danny #he totally doesn't like the idea even in FakeLand. can say what he wants but his face speaks for him #it's Steve himself saying that Danny has the worst poker face and cannot lie #but so it's Steve #they wear their hearts on their sleeves when coming to this kind of open wound #steve mcgarrett #danny williams #catherine rollins #anti mcroll

[inflammatoryfandomblog]

the fandom’s discourse around dark magic is pretty much just a manifestation of “people know what they’re upset with, but not the root cause/can’t verbalize a solution to what they’re upset about.”

people who are unhappy with how dark magic is treated generally understand how the narrative frames it. they are correct in saying that there is a problem, and that it somehow involves the setting and dark magic, and then say that maybe it could be fixed if the magic system were changed. but their prescribed solution doesn’t work. the deeper problem is how the narrative uses (or doesn’t use) dark magic.

(flashback reel effect here, basically entirely rewritten but the format still doesn’t work for a full-fleged post so i will keep this transition in.)

that’s what really kills dark magic in this series, right? the fantasy question, “was dark magic good to use and when should it be used, if ever?” should be a jumping off point to explore all the other ways in which people value and instrumentalize power (ie sol regem literally saying the humans are inferior because they are less powerful) instead of staying only at the shallow level of “dork magic is bad for you.” just because the elves don’t use dark magic doesn’t mean they are immune to this discussion. indeed, the very first episode of the show shows us the moon elves engaging in a ritual that can be described as blood magic--binding their limbs to the blood of their targets; is this supposed to be magic that is Pure and Good? is the base problem really just dark magic, or what it represents? and more importantly, is what it represents limited to its practioners? the early answer--especially that we see this stuff from the xadians and are informed of their implied failed genocide early on--would be “no.”

but the later answer is “yes.” this early promise of the show is undercut by the show’s babybrained morality re: xadia and the elves. it never really critiques power in general at all except if its dark magic. it’s all fine and dandy and fun and smart to dunk on the humans, but xadians? insensitive. soren is bad and stupid for making a bad tactical decision, but pyrrah is a Good Dragon Friend even when retaliating against a whole village. it’s not tragic when ezran (a dumb child king who just let this happen) napalms his own people, because they have already been de-personed by dark magic. how convenient! 

and the story that dark magic creates--even if it is inherently harmful--is a great tragic story! the xadians, obsessed with power and how power makes you who you are, are stabbed in the back when some of the dredges finally discover a way to speak their language--and this doesn’t cause basically any self-reflection on their part. instead they basically go all out genocidal and no matter how bad dark magic is, this is extremely disproportionate. but the series still goes “but they are no angels!!! but they are no angels!!!” to basically one side only. for the xadians, the show (and even the supplementary material!) basically does backflips and contortions to show how they are nuanced and how humans should respect them, but there’s basically nothing the other direction.

you can say “oh good inflammatoryfandomblog!!! you’re seeing the point!!!” except i don’t really believe that the show has any intentions of making good on this initial promise. it has given me no indication of doing so, and its asymmetric treatment of the conflict basically does the opposite of the above. this problem does not go away if you change the magic system. this problem does not go away by simply noting the thematic potential of the setup of dark magic. ideas are cheap, though this is one that perhaps costs a nickel instead of a penny. the real problem is the execution.

#oh we spent four seasons trying to bamboozle you #the REAL twist is coming!!! #and if it's like #then it's too late #extremely frustrating that people just. intentionally decide that the problem is that detractors just don't understand the show uwu #people don't invest so much time hating on something unless it has disappointed them in some way #(or for clicks lol. but let's be real. the dragon prince is not a popular show.) #the dragon prince fundementally fails in its themeing and applying it across all the story and the actors in it #no amount of scrubbing away plot inconsistencies (or fixing them) can fix this #and the show is deciding to focus on the eggplant elf #you thought you could get away from aaravos hating? #you can't. #tied with ezran for being the worst character in the show #tdp #tdp critical #me.txt #begone thought

[venussaidso]

Every male character has sucked ASS this season.

Also notice how none of them ran into the building to save Amerie and Harper.

#heartbreak high #malakai stringing along amerie?? GASLIGHTING and acting a victim every time; idk why he's portrayed as this sad loser #rowan being a loser FREAKAZOID - seriously #either have amerie with no one or give her a great person she deserves THAT MUCH #spider redemption arc??? THE MISOGYNISTIC PRICK WHO FALSELY ACCUSED HIS BLACK FEMALE TEACHER OF R*PE? #don't get me started on that sexist pork-skinned piece of shit coach; i have to skip his scenes and spider's scenes every time they come on #CAN'T BELIEVE HE ALWAYS HAS THE LAST WORDS?? the principal of the school is an incompetent HAG i cannot BELIEVE #she didn't CONSIDER how dangerous he was even after having lost the kids in the forest 💀 #IT TOOK HIM BEING RESPONSIBLE FOR BURNING THE SCHOOL TO BE AN ACTUAL DANGER #Also idk is this season written by a man or?? #I hate how bird psycho is used as a plot device to 'humble' Amerie #the show acts like amerie is the worst thing on earth WHEN THE WRITERS COULD'VE HAD ALL THAT SMOKE FOR SPIDER-- #he is a literal danger to society

[theballadofmars]

FNAF 2 but instead of fighting animatronics Michael and Jeremy get some sleep. 

One week later Jeremy takes the night shift and everything goes down but I like to think that Michael had at least a few months where he had someone by his side.

#fnaf #michael afton #mike smith #jeremy fitzgerald #jeremy is my fav loser in the fnaf universe #he has no relationship with the plot no motive to come back #but he does every night to fight for his life #because he's too broke and can't afford losing the job #or really has the worst survival instint ever #at least michael has a motive #animatronics: ready to attack the night guard #jeremy: hey spirits #fnaf 2 #five nights at freddy's #jeremike

[frostofafeather]

only friends and pacing

i think that this series is unfortunately falling into the classic pacing problems just a bit. all of the (mostly valid) criticisms that i've seen so far most likely wouldn't be as big of an issue if the show was paced slightly better.

boeing's role feels unnecessary and pointless? if he had been introduced earlier in ep 8 or 9, the events he's causing would have had a longer lasting impact and relevance.

the whole atom and cheum thing? if that scene had been longer and had more dialog from the both of them, there would have been more of a opportunity for atom to really face the consequences and for the message of his plot line to not come off as weird as it did. (i also think cheum's reaction was in character unfortunately but perhaps there could have been a moment where atom tells her not to forgive him and it was really fucked up what he did. could be bit of a growth for cheum as well.)

sand's reluctance to fully reject boeing? again if he had shown up earlier or if we had just gotten more verbal exposition about boeing, we might have more complete understanding of sand and boeing's relationship. therefore, them meeting again would have more impact.

#i really think this show has amazing writing 90% of the time #however w the last couple eps i can see that there are some details that aren't being handled the best #the atom thing is by far the worst #but i also don't think this ep was a bad ep and i think all of the plots and characters so far ARE necessary and important #it's just that the time management of all said plots and characters is falling flat a bit #ofts #only friends the series #only friends #only friends spoilers #only friends meta #only friends series #only friends analysis #sandray #topmew #bostonnick #only friends boeing #only friends cheum #only friends atom #only friends sand #only friends ray #ofts boeing #ofts sand