#it does slap

[didthekingdieyet]

Someone posted the full version of that Tighten Megamind bottom post and I had to immediately look on your blog because everyone has been cutting that part off for so long I just assumed she had died but needed to check.

YOU MEAN TITAN. HOLY COW I HAVE BEEN PUZZLING OVER THIS ASK SINCE YOU SENT IT

(for those confused in the movie megamind there is a character whose name is hal but his super name is titan. he famously says “ there is no easter bunny, there is no tooth fairy, and there is no queen of england”. apparently this person has been seeing that audio all over minus the queen part. anyways they misspelled titan and i have spent the past WEEK wondering about “tighten megamind” and being too scared to google it)

the moment in question:

EDIT: so apparently the character spells it tighten, BUT please for the love of god think of poor lil old me reading this very early in the morning and seeing the words “tighten megamind bottom post”

#i was so scared #megamind #it does slap #good movie #but no she isn’t dead #not yet at least #i thought it was dirty or something. so i’m glad it’s just this #anyways #anti monarchy #not a countdown #ask response #just shitposting #mispelling #ha ha funny #this isn’t meant to be mean spirited about the spelling error #image id in the alt text #alt text

[stickthisbig]

I'm very aware, as we all should fucking be, that my employer can see absolutely everything on my work computer. Accordingly, I keep everything work related outside the stray Wikipedia search, except-

A couple times a month, I work from home, and I'll fire up YouTube on my work laptop to listen to music while I work (my broadband, my rules). So my history goes

Outlook

government website

Intranet

Leave management system

The Funeral is About to Begin... [A Dark Lofi Mix]

Intranet again

#s is working #It does slap

[lyinginthesnow]

Greta and Michael | The Swan Riders by Erin Bow

#i first read this series in middle school and you know what? i was right #it does slap #i reread it recently #and i wanted to draw this scene so badly that i was willling to attempt to draw a horse for the first time in my sorry little life #anywaysss I’m pretty proud of this :) #the scorpion rules #the swan riders #prisoners of peace #prisoners of peace duology #prisoners of peace fanart #Erin Bow #excuse me for posting this very randomly in the middle of all my successionblogging but I wanted to put it out there for the #like eight people on this app who have read the prisoners of peace books #I’m doing my duty for the people #also pleasseee click to enlarge to see the quality it looks so fuzzy and tiny help #my art

[kaylor]

new hayley kiyoko is giving early 2010s no thoughts head empty kesha party bangers

#it just came up on spotify n i was like sure let's check that out #it does slap

[0azrae7]

𝐒𝐈𝐌𝐎𝐍  '𝐆𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐓'  𝐑𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐘  from  the call  of  duty:  modern  warfare  series. private,  highly  selective,  headcanon  heavy  &  multiverse. heavily  influenced  by  the  ghost  comics  by  david  lapham.   𝚆𝚁𝙸𝚃𝚃𝙴𝙽  𝙱𝚈  𝙽𝙸𝙽𝙹𝙰. she  /  her  ( 25. )   gmt.   established  november 2nd, 2023.   previously azraelreckoning. have  written  reboot  ghost  since  april  12th,  2020. read my rules! triggering  content  present  &  tagged. read this post!

𝙲𝙰𝚁𝚁𝙳 / / spotify playlist / / development hub / / sideblog. find ask prompts here. heavily affiliated with @muertemorbo, @campnero & @amygone. FIND DNI HERE.

how 'bout a little story while we wait? i bet you're wonderin' why i wear these bones on my face. it's a tribute to an old friend'a mine. he's dead now, but man if he wasn't the baddest motherfucker on the planet. riley was his name. simon riley. he was one'a them s.a.s boys. some say they're the tops. 'n' riley… he was the best of 'em.

i don't know what they told you, riley, but i'm the one that requested you. / / REFUSE THE MISSION. / / this mission is doomed, riley. i need it to succeed anyway. / / funny — that. how one single thing, a yes, a no, a pressure point, can lead t' the total and unavoidable upheaval of everythin' you know and love. 'ent it funny? / / LAUGH, BOY. HA HA HA LAUGH. LAUGH!

you brits are so predictable. you're real good, but you're never outside the box. always in the box. / / here's a joke for ya. what do americans and villains 'ave in common? — they both talk too god damn much. vernon 'ad made the mistake of thinkin' he knew me. generalisin' me, like i was any other common soldier. he couldn't'a been any more wrong.

betrayal teaches you a lot about y'self. like pain. can show a man who 'e really is inside, like it or not. discipline, precision, control — break those down and the dark stuff begins t' ooze out... 'n' what media don't tell ya is that it's the people you know that can hurt you the most. those you trust, depend on, put your life on the line for.

KILL / KILL / KILL. you tell him, english. i taught you good, no? / / what did you do t' me, YOU DIRTY SONOFABITCH? / / don't you know, english? i killed you. HA HA HA HA. you can't kill me, english. i'm in here, stupid. you're my bitch, english... / / and roba was right. i guess you could say bein' someone's bitch is what i'm good at. familiar with. a tool, a weapon, an obedient dog. 's how i survived, how i made it this far. but in the end, obedience makes people complacent. they get bored, lose interest. they make mistakes.

that's when you strike back. dig in your teeth 'n' thrash, tearin' flesh from bone. they won't see you going f' their jugular 'til it's too late. see, even a dog can be a weapon. submission 'ent got nothin' t' do with it. every dog's gonna bite if you let it get a strong enough appetite. 's patience that's the key. and i've got the patience of a dead man. a ghost. yeh, i might be someone's bitch, but i'm willin' t' bet you can't survive death.

#pinned. dni. #feel free to like teehee #it does slap

[nerdpoe]

Danny was adopted, and he found out who his birth mother was. He went to Ethiopia to go meet her.

As he was psyching himself up to go into the tent to see her, however, he saw Jason go in first.

So Danny went invisible and intangible, just to observe, definitely not because he was super nervous or anything, but something isn't right. She never once mentions that, apparently, Jason is a twin. Jason is Danny's twin.

Then everything goes to hell in a handbasket and she sells his twin brother to the Joker.

And yeah, no. That isn't happening. It's cool his brother is a hero too, but Danny's gonna have to step in here.

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #phanfic #story prompt #danny slaps some ecto on deadman and makes him more tangible #they work together to stop shit before it gets too serious #batman arrives in time to see danny and jason eating cookies under the watchful eyes of deadman #shiela getting arrested for embezzlement #joker has diplomatic immunity but so does danny and now joker is gonna need new legs

[thatone-highlighter]

I love you albums. I love you songs connected by similar themes. I love you listening to songs in a specific order picked by the artist. I love you reoccurring motifs throughout the same album. I love you album covers. I love you albums with extended editions. I love you songs that reference each other.

#guys i fucking love listening to albums fr #best thing CDs have done for me is forcing me to listen to albums in order #this post is about. so many albums and artists #bad suns #imagine dragons #Set It Off #bastille #FUCKING HELL BASTILLE #theyre albums are SO GOOD #guys seriously. give me the future + dreams of the past. go listen to it. its so fucking good #doom days also fuckin slaps man. my fav oart is the fact the first 3 songs merge together for me until i realise million pieces is playing. #<- and ofc it has another place on it #also Imagine Dragons‘ Mercury 1+2 OUGH #the tone shift as you go through the double album until it does a full circle #sometimes a good album can be made up of songs that are banger after banger #<- All This Bad Blood-bastille Night Visions-ID smoke+mirrors-id apocalypse whenever-bad suns elsewhere-sio etc #and sometimes a good album can be made of songs that tell a progressive story while referencing eachother to enhance meaning and connect wit #-with the artists lived experinces #<- give me the future + dreams of the past-bastille mercury act I+II-ID Duality-sio #Tree Man Posts #music

[mirrorsmp3]

okay FINE mirrors made it to my list of songs that i once categorically refused to listen to but can now see how objectionable it lowkey slaps

this is amazing news 😁😁😁

#it does slap #ask

[emry-stars-art]

Also it’s still St. Paddy’s where I am so the Irishman himself ☘️

#we joked about putting a bite mark as well #the consensus was its from one of the twinyards #although I did also like the mistletoe ideas from last Christmas #he gets nice lil kisses from everyone #Allison might commit. right on the mouth Once and never again #Andrew: no kisses but he does slap Kevin’s ass on the way by #I thought it was funny anyway 😂 #oh yeah. Nicky gave him the shirt #fan art #my art #aftg #all for the game #kevin day #chibi #digital #st patricks day

[stil-lindigo]

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I can't properly put into words the amount of disgust that I feel seeing someone who looks like she could be my cousin fight for a genocidal occupational force like Israel but I will say this.

If you are Chinese, Korean, Japanese or any one of these Asian ethnicities that the West deem "acceptable" and you align yourselves with western-backed racial supremacy, you are making fools of yourselves. You have fallen prey to the myth of the "model minority" and you are suckers for it.

The premise of racial supremacy is based on exclusivity. And here's a dose of reality - the myth of the "model minority" is nothing but a tactic to placate you. To sow divide in the ranks of people of colour. To artificially manufacture another realm of racial supremacy in minorities so that you're distracted from how we all suffer under colonialism.

Did we all forget about the skyrocketing of sinophobia in the wake of the first COVID outbreak? The transformation of Chinese people into fiends with barbaric eating customs, poor hygiene, and mass conspiracy to infect the world with biological weapons?

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What about the hate-crimes? The attacks in the street against anyone visibly asian? The rampant discrimination and ostracisation from society?

In 2020, Donald Trump referred to COVID-19 as "The Chinese Virus", "Kung-flu" at a campaign rally to raucous applause, a chilling echo of the times where fears of the "Yellow Peril" had the western world in a stranglehold.

For all that Chinese people have been lauded as "prodigies" and "well-mannered workers", the moment our existence was incovenient, were were nothing more than another target. And although Chinese suffering then wasn't close to the scale of suffering that Palestinians now endure, we all received a reminder on what it was like to be in the world's crosshairs.

Now, in 2023, Biden dismisses death tolls as unreliable and remains proudly Zionist even after Netanyahu described the genocide Israel is inflicting upon Palestine as the "struggle between the children of light and the children of darkness, between humanity and the law of the jungle." At the same time, Palestinians are being compared to fleeing rats in a gesture of dehumanisation that mirrors how the Nazis portrayed Jews during the Holocaust.

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And let's not think Abigail's Jewishness will save her, not when it's been proven that Israel has administered contraceptives to Ethiopian Jewish immigrants without their consent. Racial supremacy is an exclusive club that never stops getting smaller, and there is nothing that you, as a minority, will ever be able to do to fit in. One day, you too will be a target and there'll be nothing you can do but blame yourself. After all - it's already happened.

So shame on Abigail. Truly. With the memory of knowing what it's like to be targeted for factors out of your control fresh in her mind, she happily fights to do the same to others. And that says more about her than I ever will be able to.

#this may be long winded and wordy but i had to get this off my chest #as a chinese-australian woman who does her best to be proud of her chinese heritage #this was a slap in the face #and ive tried lately to not inject my own voice into discussion about palestine bc i know there are people out there #who are more educated and more equipped with voices that need elevating more than mine do #but i think im allowed to talk about how enraged this made me #god. #free palestine #palestine #cw: mentions of sinophobia #colonialism

[kiddokori]

they gave link a fuckjng hoverboard

#venting my frustration at no confirmation of loftwings #sorry for being a joyless traditionalist but i think modern technology in fantasy is lame as hell #nintendo direct #totk #loz #loz link #loz fanart #like ok technology can be very cool and fun #but they literally just gave him an atv #give me like. beetle cars. give me fantasy influenced tech #dont just slap glowey green on a straight up car #my hatred is partially fueld by a distinct lack of loftwings #ever since they gave us that shot of link running and jumping off one of those floating islands like he does in sksw #ive been hoping for loftwings i didnt even consider it before but now it is a meed #NEED #kiddokori

[simplysparrow14]

Ya'll I cant stop thinking about the fact that Ashton has said time and time again that he does not liked to be touched. Touching hurts them in ways that is both deeply personal and intricate to their character and yet at the prospect of finding Fearne around the corner, they throw it to the wind to hug her

#A Taliesin Jaffe romance always fucking slap I don’t know how he does it #critical role #fearne calloway #ashton greymoore #critical role campaign 3 spoilers #critical role spoilers #orym of the air ashari #imogen temult #callowmoore #chetney pock o'pea #fearne x ashton

[dyssonant-skyline]

Alastor has never felt like an intimidating presence to me. I tried to implement a quick fix, though I'm not sure if those teeth would be animation friendly, and well, anything that appears frequently will lose it's impact over time.

The thought is, if all other sharp teethed characters have the standard shark style points, giving Alastor more realistic teeth would make him stand out. Giving him more real teeth size/layout also turns his smile proportions more eerie as the space around his teeth is just a void, his lips stretching over empty space.

It also turns the smile into a threat more directly if the audience interprets his teeth as the teeth of a carnivore. If you see the teeth of a predator animal, that's showing their intent to use them. Plays into the cannibal backstory and all.

I also just like having more negative space in his face. His yellow teeth can be really intense sometimes.

#Looking at this again it does kinda feel like I just slapped the smile dog/scp 087 smile on him lmao #Fuck it I still think it looks alright #hazbin hotel criticism #hazbin hotel critique #hazbin hotel redesign #hazbin critical #hazbin hotel critical

[lover-of-mine]

#911 #buddie #911edit #buddieedit #911 on fox #911 fox #911 abc #eddiediazedit #evanbuckleyedit #my edit #otp: you don't need to pretend with me #at this point i should have a cemetery tag lol #and a pining eddie tag #does this count as a poem? #this went through 3 phases #text aka possible fic idea #image edit aka should i just slap the text on a screencap #and this #something just happened in my brain that i cant explain #usercam #911verse #evan buckley #eddie diaz

[hopeluna-archived]

Personal headcanon that the HOL household is very careful about going too far with bullying Mammon ever since MC snapped at all of them and was oh so close to making their life a living hell (pun intended)

It doesn't even matter if MC is there or not, you insult Mammon, here just sign your death sentence.

#listen like ik i bully him a bit too #but anyone else does it #the way they gonna get slapped into the abyss #mammon is a baby and he deserves everything #obey me x reader #obey me headcanons #obey me x mc #obey me #obey me fluff #obey me mammon #obey me crack #obey me! #mammon x reader #om mammon #om mammon x reader #💙hope's thoughts

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Sharing is Caring!

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #jiang cheng #While listening to the Lotus Seed extra I was like 'aw this art is so cute.' #Post The Fanfic Fiasco (re: last comic's tags) I am haunted by the green orbs. WWX has a bag of edible green orbs and I am in hell. #First draft of this comic's script has JC saying 'dude you wouldn't even share with me!' and I love his little sibling indignation. #Middle child power is knowing that you don't have to share with your siblings. The little wet eyes and weak hand slaps do NOTHING. #JC probably already ate all of his lotus seeds. That's on you dude! #Part of me wants to get deeper with the metaphor of the lotus seeds here. It is a gesture of a certain kind of affection. #JYL gives something to WWX she does not quite share with JC. And WWX in turn gives something to LWJ he does not share with JC. #Really puts JC's line 'You're always eating...eating eating' into a very different light. #There are other kinds of starving besides hunger. There are other ways to be a glutton than just food and drink. #WWX's character pre-burial mounds is heavily focused on 'Indulgence'. Be it wine or flirting or hunting or eating- #-or receiving admiration; He is always indulging in ways we never see JC do. #I think the intentional contrast was with the Lan's 'Live simple and without indulgence' lifestyle. LWJ is the abstainer to wwx's gluttony. #But it does expand to JC as well! Both are locked into the role model position to have friction against WWX's apparent freedom. #I think LWJ and JC (at this point) see WWX as something they both want (in different capacities) and someone they want to be. #Yet despite the history between them it is not JC who WWX reaches out to. It's LWJ. #The boy already has an inferiority complex! Stop making it accidently worse!