#is this cringe? idk. Whatever

[bruinsbrewings]

Often times butches or studs will come into the restaurant with their girl and as I take their orders (you tap the screen with your middle, not your pointer.) I'll notice their mannerisms and how, when they're sent away, when they're met with them, the cooks respond. And how it differs from their consistent response to me. and I sit and I watch and I think, well, okay. What is the difference between me and her?

Though I do put on a bit of a front at work, it's really only for customers, and even then, mostly for teenage boys and adult men. More masculine (duh), more lackadaisical than how I usually hold myself. I smack my gum (mint, or watermelon), I shift my weight (higher than I'd like), I roll back my shoulders (wide, my fathers), and slur my words (How y'doin? What can I getcha? Fer here'r tuhgo?) and with these words I've noticed I've stopped repeating the greetings and phrases I was taught by my waitress mother and millennial boss and started parroting the oldheads and young fathers and Soundcloud rappers I share the kitchen with. It seems to be working. I've gotten more sirs, mans, dudes, and bros hurled my way in one month than I have in my whole life. the cooks laugh once they leave, or hang up, laugh at the stupid, unsuspecting customer who needs to get their glasses checked because they fell for the ruse of the tranny dyke behind the counter.

I'm not too bothered, I'm not trying to fool them. I know they're too smart for that, know that once the lobby empties, they're the only ones who see any semblance of machismo wash away, the only thing left in it's place the 20 year old theater major who sneaks off to the girl's room with the broken lock to adjust her compression bra, who giggles on the phone, texting her girl-friends in the corner. She won't eat in front of you out of fear of seeming sloppy, draws on the napkins, and she's prone to panic attacks if it gets too busy.

Someone like that shouldn't be scraping off the spare winnings that easily, gnawing at the ankles of all the hard working men we serve, lapping up the testosterone laced sweat soaking the rims of their tube socks.

But for all they know, the butch on the other side of the counter might be pulling the exact same stunt. She pays for her and her girl's meal and takes the paper bag with a headnod but maybe when her girl places it by her feet on the passenger side of the car floor the butch is busy thumbing her cds for the right showtune duet for the two to croon all the ride home. Brother, we're on a joint heist, but there's no Bond music to signal the end. Man's demise will be backed by the soundtrack to A Chorus Line.

#first post yayyy #what's funny is that when i got done with this one of our regulars came in (one who consistently genders me correctly) and called me out for #chewing gum while taking his order. #is this cringe? idk. Whatever #poetry #trans poetry #trans art #transmasc #lesbian #original poem #writblr #free verse #faggy butch

[lemoneste]

He knows

#I found this old ass comic #in my folders #idk why I didn’t post it but here #it kinda makes me cringe bc benrey and tommt designs are old as hell #but whatevs #hlvrai #hlvrai gordon #gordon feetman #hlvrai tommy #hlvrai benrey #benrey #tommy coolatta #idk man #my art

[whatthefuxkkk]

AU where everything is the same except Alastor and Lucifer are buddies

#they are both. so old and cringe #Lucifer is just better at hiding it #i was gonna draw this originally but then i got insecure so have a shittily edited png comic thing #i am not an artist as you can tell #why are they speaking in comic sans? idk #hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #alastor hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel lucifer #lucifer morningstar #hazbin lucifer #lucifer magne #where did the name magne come from anyway.. i hope im not tagging a different media's lucifer lmaoo #seen people tag it as lucifer from the Lucifer TV series without knowing what it was 😭😭 #charlie hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #hazbin charlie #hazbin hotel charlie #lucifer hazbin hotel #forgot that one #erm gonna tag this as radioapple but like. it's not meant to be a ship #could be interpreted that way tho so whatever #radioapple #platonic radioapple #queerplatonic radioapple #qpr radioapple #yeah i fw qpr radioapple as long as it's not just used as an excuse to ship them #that's about it #comment like subscribe 🔥💯

[orionfrommars]

prince version again —kinda built off of the last drawing but cleaned it up a bit more 👻

[Please do not steal, trace, repost, or do anything with my work.]

#orionsart #luigi #super mario bros #luigi fanart #smb luigi #smb #idk why i’m cringing at this 😭 #btw this isn’t ‘role reversal’ it’s something else i made up bc i was bored #so yes… there is a silly willy little story to this #btw i spent like 4 hours trying to figure out how to design his outfit 💀 #yes i know it’s not ‘historically accurate’ #but whatever lol

[sonknuxadow]

sorry i dont usually do oc x canon stuff its just not really my thing but i kind of think the concept of big (the cat) having a boyfriend who is an underwater mobian of some kind is kinda hilarious so what if him and shark guy kissed and held ha*i am taken out by an assassin*

#or maybe its not that its not my thing i just never had a possible pairing choice that i actually thought wouldbe cute . idk #sorry this is so cringe. walks away #talking about shark guy as if people will just know who he is even though i only posted him like 2 hours ago and he has 9 notes. whatever

[whaliiwatching]

don’t talk to him ever again

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based off this by riibbon on tiktok

#luigi fanart #mario and luigi #mario bros #playboy luigi #u think i can tag the ship pervading tumblr’s ecosystem rn #y’know what? i liked it since i first found the og artist like two years ago #so yeah. i can. #bowuigi #boom i did it #this was unreasonably fun to draw #cringe and free babey!!! #plus i got to play with my new watercolor brushes #believe it or not this started out as a test to see if i could draw spandex #or leather or whatever that leotard is made of #i think it turned out nice :) #i know nothing of mario i’ve barely played it lol idk what else to write #just take it and be free

[mintypsii]

watched usopp's little arc with defeating sugar and wow it took A LOT for him to turn back after running away to fight them again. but then later he finds out that she's awake and thinks about how he'll lose his memories of Luffy if he doesn't take care of her again, and IMMEDIATELY makes up his mind to shoot her from SO FAR AWAY?

#i know what you are #IM KIDDING #ugh they all love their friends so much i hate this show (affectionate) #man seeing usopp's growth has been SO 🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️💝💝💝 #esp when it comes to his friends #he's one of the wimpiest on the crew but i still think he should get more credit for all his feats so far anyways #AND THAT ONE SCENE WHERE LUFFY WAS LIKE “haha dw usopp's there so it'll be okay!” WHEN THEY WERE WORRIED ABOUT THE LITTLE PPL UNDERGROUND #and also when people were like yay god usopp saved us and luffy went “i love when ppl say good things about my friends ^_^” i love u luffy #the sweetie pies to ever #idk if i should tag this as ship cuz then lusopp truther in me wants to but then again u can take this as super strong friendship too #ugh whatever im just gonna do it i can be cringe and free also i wanna navigate lusopp stuff on my own blog too so #one piece #op #min watches one piece #dressrosa #usopp #god usopp #lusopp #usolu #teehee giggle i can do what i waaanntt #me when an army of oppressed people are dying and beggijg for u to save them 🙄😮‍💨😒 #me when my BOYFRIEND has the potential to be turned into a toy by a little girl 😥😢😢😰😨😕🫤😦😧😭😨😡😡🤬 #im JOKIGNNGNG #not #ily usopp he still went back for them and that's what matters <33 also he was willing to lay his life down for them too so #ok enough

[puppyeared]

i feel like. theres designing a character with certain themes and motifs in mind, and then theres making a gijinka for the water bottle on my nightstand

#me when im the only person on the bus wearing a mask: i should make a furry plaguesona #its hard to explain bc. most of the time i try NOT to give my characters a 'strong' theme like making their whole design around #one thing like apples or even broad stuff like baking or cottagecore.. idk if its partly for flexibility or because i cant imagine them #making it their whole personality. not bc i find it cringe or overblown but more like ive learned to associate design with character depth #i had a cutesy uwu persona for most of highschool because i thought it would make me more. likeable? easy to remember? since #memorable character designs are easy to recognize. and one way of doing that is simplifying it with a theme or symbol so you form an #association. but since im a real person its exhausting keeping up that appearance all the time and denying myself things when they dont #fit my 'aesthetic' or 'theme.' i think ive grown past that bc i just collect stuff because i think it looks cool and dont let myself dwell #on how it might 'fit' with my image. but i cant help feeling bad doing it to my own characters bc it feels like im making them too one #dimensional. despite knowing that theyre not real and design alone doesnt reflect depth i cant help feeling like its wrong #despite that i love seeing motifs because it feels like it reflects the characters soul and paradoxically gives them depth. it makes them #interesting to look at too and honestly its pretty fun combining things that fall under a similar category when designing #i struggle find a balance between those two things #actually this reminds me of noelles christmas theme.. i dont remember her saying anything abt liking christmas despite a lot of #her design and character tying back to it. it makes me wonder if she would have feelings about that or doesnt think abt it too hard #or if its like a matching family shirts situation and shes just going along with it?? #maybe i should just do whatever i want with my character designs since theyre not real and im thinking abt it too hard #although. this probably has something to do with deep seated identity issues huh #yapping #oc talk #oc

[carcinized]

going to be 100% honest. ppl who hate literally every single person who watches or makes minecraft content are the biggest fucking red flags. like if u hate dream or something? valid. wanna harp on tommy? i mean like fine. that’s ur opinion yaknow? but when they go No. ALL minecraft youtube and minecraft is Bad. every single 7 year old who plays it is racist and Bad. like okay mx no critical thinking skills i hate children . youre probably an asshole

#if u think it’s cringe fine if u think it’s whatever fine. but when they go ITS AXTIVELY BAD . no?? #not much of a reason to post this #just kind of annoyed. i havent even seen anything but im sure it’s out there abt techno rn #though out of every mcyter he was the most loved by the outside community. bc he was just fucking awesome like that #u couldn’t hate the guy. he was amazing #but im sure there’s someone out there being a fucking asshole bc they don’t know #and i just. big red flag if ur celebrating a fucking DEATH not knowing shit about them or their life #im General if ur an asshole about shit u don’t know about ur. probably an asshole. like. #idk #tobin talks

[giddlygoat]

i have SO many ducks LAWL

my mind is basically a big cartoon duck / silly robot melting pot rn and i always forget to post things as i finish them so i’m putting them all together. we got some donald, high roller, scrooge, my shameless ducktales oc [thinking of naming him Oliver Branch teehee] and a silly scrawl featuring chip inspired by a giggle shared with some chums ohohoho

#[long inhale and knuckle crack] time to tag this monster of a post #donald duck #scrooge mcduck #high roller ttcc #high roller #ducktales #ducktales fanart #ttcc fanart #ttcc #toontown: corporate clash #ducktales oc #chip revvington #my oc has a serious adhd stutter btw because after a particularly porky pig-like stumble i realized i need to Embrace It + Get Sillier #uhhh did i tag everyone? i think i did #huey is There but i don’t wanna tag him for just one doodle idk #OH ALSO brace yourselves for donald x oc posting bc it very well may happen LAWL #i haven’t self shipped in like 5 years i’m so rusty but it’s rlly nice to just. Have Fun and not worry about being cringe or whatever TEEHE #giddly’s art #no id

[krynutsreal]

Ok km tired of keeping my thoughts to myself I'm gonna ramble about sky au (with old unfinished art) merry christmas

So for a long while I never really had a set plot, or like, a solid idea of what sky au should be (hell I'm still figuring it out now). But a while back I had talked to a friend about it and they gave me the idea to basically have the plot center around mondo and taka meeting every solar eclipse!! (chinateacups thank u sm king for the idea hehe) while I had been researching more about solar eclipses I feel like the best way for them to have actually interacted is when there's total eclipses, since those are the ones that completely finish rather than just happening partially or etc. ANYWAYS YEAG! they meet/see each other every total eclipse, and when they don't see each other they are off doing their own duties as the sun and moon guardians, as well as going around earth to explore on their own. Yes, there's a ton of yearning how did you know-

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I want to put more research into the au itself since I love space n stuff but at the same time I keep having little scenarios in my head of them meeting or learning more about earth together 😢💔 sometimes i wanna ramble about it here but then realize I didn't tell you guys about the whole ‘meeting every total eclipse part’ so YEAG! there's that,, at least now I've mentioned that.

anyways that's it for now just wanted to tell u guys that baiii

#mondo owada #kiyotaka ishimaru #ishimondo #sky au #kry k(art) #krambles #ummmfn GODDD I KEEP GETTING EMBARRASSED BECAUSE ITS LIKE. IDK ME RAMBLING BUT ITS WHATEVER. CRINGE BUT FREE!! #that drawing is old btw i never finished it 😢 it also kept crashing n shit i worked on it for like #32 hours ??? yeag #HOLY SHIT FORGOT TO ADD THAT THE DRAWING WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FOR THE SKY AU PLAYLIST #but i didnt like it enough to change it so oops

[eldritch-thrumming]

no offense but steve and nancy’s talk in the woods in season 4 was hands down the worst thing stranger things has ever done

#ok i am not being objective but i just saw a gifset of it and like #major cringe man #bro get it together what ru doing boy #like i get it nancy is cool and brave and whatever but like #does heterosexual love and romance have to be the sun which we all revolve around #major ick vibes #rancid vibes #and this is not even me being a steddie shopper or like an anti stancy shipper it’s just like u were in high school lol #and u grew and changed into diff ppl and like u didn’t even really like each other all that much to begin w #idk idk let nancy go out on her own without any of the boys pls i’m begging #and also let steve and robin become the codependent idiots they deserve to be #true love doesn’t always have to be romantic pls straight ppl i’m begging u to see that platonic love is just as serious and important as #straight romantic love pls i’m on my damn knees

[bones-of-a-rabbit]

i keep thinkin abt making a comic or smthn abt a self-insert/ Y/N who starts acting a little odd and Sun n Moon being like 🤔🤔🤔 someone stop me sjdgdjdhdjs

#duplicitous rot #violet garden #idk anyway symbolism or whatever #william afton #afton virus #fnaf sun x y/n #fnaf moon x y/n #comic #comic idea #would this basically just b abt me / my self insert. yes #ssndhhdjdjdjfhf I’m cringe we been knew #bones of a rabbit #babbitsona

[hajihiko]

Yea alright here

#My friends amplify me its Whatever #This is an AU tho. In my Survivors narrative I stay strong about besties. But I think in an AU.....they could work #Well Hajime c0uld work w anyone its one of his many non-izuru talents #This AU is specially with a romantic label tho which is diff from my other stuff w no label #Does that make sense. Can u just switch? Idk I like drawing ppl kissing I guess #Fuyuhiko kuzuryu #Hajime hinata #Kuzuhina #Super danganronpa 2 #Sdr2 #Shame and embarrassment will catch up to me soon but rn I'm in a window of not caring #Right now! I can embrace My Cringe Ass Multifaceted Self

[zzoupz]

my main twitter account zoopityscoopz just got suspended for no reason so I'll be staying on my alt (lucky I have one!!!)

#idk if itll get resolved or not but honestly im too tried to do anything about it #like yeah whatever happens happens i hate this fucking site anyways #A WARNING id prefer it if you don't scroll to older posts. I vented there a lot along with posting extremely cringe shit oof /gen

[quinn-pop]

happy cringe day wednesday here’s that future meta knight design from this thing

i wanted to change his palette so it would be more balanced with the horns and reflect his role in dreamland’s monarchy. hence, the red. and the fur. which is also just because i thought it would be nice and comfy. hard to design a cape for someone without much in terms of shoulders.

kirby’s also here, ready for a sword fight, but…we can ignore that :)

#i have a lot of sorta random ideas for stuff in this timeline but im not really sure what ill do with them? #including the egg thing i actually realized how it ties into my idea with … whatever is happening to Kirby there #but idk? #anyway that’s why it’s cringe day worthy #happy cringe day wednesday #kirbyposting #my art or something #meta knight #kirby #this is all pretty unoriginal i think? but i have fun with it #looking at it now idk how I feel abt the balance but it’s fine lol