#is just so funny to me

[uselessalexis165]

Quick things I made with the comic creator (176/?)

#longan having problems with children #is just so funny to me #my text #cookie run #cookie run ovenbreak #cookie run kingdom #longan dragon cookie #snake fruit cookie #lotus dragon cookie #pond dino cookie #pitaya dragon cookie #snapdragon cookie #mango cookie #ananas dragon cookie #madeline cookie

[whatwooshkai]

Hot Rod drags himself to the door, rubbing at his optics. Who in Primus' name thinks it's a good idea to call on him in the middle of the primus-damned night? (Well, in their defense, Hot Rod was still up playing video games, so he's playing this up to be way more inconvenient than it actually is). Hot Rod yawns and slumps his spoiler, projecting annoyance and tiredness into his field. Hopefully whoever decided to bother him will take the hint and go away before he has to make them. "Why- what the fuck." Hot Rod's spoiler jumps back up immediately, because why the fuck is Soundwave the Decepticon second-in-command standing on his doorstep in the middle of the night, leaning heavily against the doorframe. He's holding a bottle of high grade in his other hand, and based on the haziness of his field, he's absolutely shitfaced. Why the fuck is Soundwave, the Decepticon second-in-command, absolutely shitfaced on my doorstep in the middle of the night?? "Soundwave-" Hot Rod starts, because holy shit he has so many questions. Soundwave raises his hand with the bottle to cut him off, but Hot Rod pushes the hand away. "Soundwave, what the hell are you doing here? How did you even get here? What if someone sees you-" "You make me feel things I don't understand," Soundwave interrupts, waving the bottle around. His voice is slurred and staticky, but it shocks Hot Rod into brief silence. "So I will express it through song." Hot Rod can't keep the horror out of his field when Soundwave's speakers start blasting a song in English, reverberating off the walls of the neighborhood. "IT'S TEARIN' UP MY HEART WHEN I'M WITH YOU-" "Holy shit, get inside right now-" Hot Rod grabs Soundwave's shoulders and drags him inside the house, slamming the door shut. Hopefully no one comes investigating, because Soundwave shows absolutely no intention of stopping the song, in fact, he clings onto Hot Rod tightly, who can feel the bass reverberate through his frame. "AND NO MATTER WHAT I DO I FEEL THE PAIN, WITH OR WITHOUT YOU-" "Please shut that off," Hot Rod begs, but Soundwave shakes his helm, dragging it across Hot Rod's chest. "No. Understand," he slurs, a beat of something unrecognizable going through his field. Hot Rod hisses a couple expletives through his clenched teeth, but lets his spoiler drop to its resting position. The worst part about this whole situation is that this isn't a new behavior for Soundwave. This aft has been blasting desperately romantic earth music at Hot Rod for weeks now. For example, the peace talks almost a month ago. Hot Rod had vouched for Soundwave. He'd said some rather nice things about the guy, and in response, Soundwave had, seemingly unintentionally, started blasting a sensual saxophone instrumental, which he had desperately tried to turn off. In the moment, it'd be absolutely hilarious and twice as confusing, but Hot Rod hadn't pressed or really thought anything of it. He sure as hell wishes he had now, though. "And no matter what I do I feel the pain, with or without you..."

just a thought. I think they deserved to be happy

#wip #wip fic #maccadam #transformers #transformers fic #tf cyberverse #transformers cyberverse #cyberverse soundwave #cyberverse hot rod #hot rod x soundwave #I loved their dynamic in the show so much #I've had this idea ever since I watched season 3 #nsync #careless whisper #soundwave playing desperate human love songs as a love language #is just so funny to me #I'll finish this eventually

[night-unfurls-its-splendour]

Raoul: Gentlemen, if you don't mind this is ✨️ONE✨️ visit I should prefer to make UNaccompanied 😉😘. *takes champagne bottle* thank you~

Raoul: *Goes into Christine's dressing room alone and closes the door behind him*

Carlotta: I KNOW WHO SENT THIS! THE VICOMTE, HER LOVER!

Raoul:

#i know i'm on about this a lot #is just so funny to me #phantom of the opera #poto notes #poto musical #the phantom of the opera #raoul de chagny #raoul is obtuse

[michelada12]

Little Shop of Horrors (1986)

Movie where a guy takes care of a plant 🪴

#little shop of horrors #seymour krelborn #my art #fan art #this poor guy is stress 24/7 #audrey is such a sweetheart #I love how seymour is completely okay with murder #is just so funny to me

[orions-beltloops]

Ted Lasso, Good Omens, and Our Flag Means Death all refer to God as She, and therefore, potentially all take place in the same universe. I am obsessed with the implications.

#esp go and Ted lasso happening at the same time in the same place #is just so funny to me #our flag means death #I know there’s a hilarious way they could coincide #good omens #ted lasso

[harospecimen]

I like to imagine Vera going "UGHHHHH" everytime Anna and Mabel kiss or interact like a couple

A very annoyed twig

#mabel podcast #anna limon #twiglet #is just so funny to me

[mintjeru]

weeping... he is so beautiful...

#i'm most definitely art blocked so i come on here to post screenshots of my beloved lol #oh to just sit quietly and enjoy music with x.iao #'you want my company?' silly question i always want his company #but back to the point. look at how tiny and cute those chibis are!! #i love the treble hair clip they gave g.anyu it's very cute #and ofc x.iao looks very elegant with the silver accessories #didn't screenshot zl but his fit is amazing too #everyone's outfits are [chefs kiss] #also lol idk why the image of these two using adeptus reflexes to catch a note midair #is just so funny to me #they're so so cute i love them #note

[dittomander]

Mateo is literally never more self-assured than when he's singing. his songs in order, paraphrased:

"I'm hot shit and I can teach you magic!"

"I'm gonna be the hottest shit!"

"I'm hot enough shit to take care of myself, Mom!"

"I'm hotter shit than Gabe!"

"I'm gonna be the hottest shit take 2! feat. Abuelo"

like he really listened to Elena sing "The Magic Within You" and went "I see, so confidence is stored in the musical number" and then he just rolled with that for the entire rest of the show

#elena of avalor #eoa #mateo de alva #and then he gets the rug ripped out from under him immediately after every single song #like no wonder his self-esteem is such a mess #but no seriously the contrast between regular mateo being like 'oh no i'll never be a good enough wizard' #and singing mateo being like 'i'm fucking great actually! look at all this cool stuff I can do!' #is just so funny to me #of course there's the argument that this isn't actually confidence but gross overcompensation for his insecurities #in a 'fake it til you make it' kind of way #(as I'm pretty sure is the case in at least In Charge) #(and is also suggested by the fact that he doesn't actually get any more 'I'm the greatest person alive actually' songs #*after* the end of his arc in Spirit of a Wizard) #but that's an essay for another day

[you-have-been-frizzled]

i would like to propose mom friend Stina

she has a mom purse filled with snacks, sunscreen, and a really good first aid kit, for obvious reasons, that’s filled with dino, space and unicorn band aids, courtesy of Elwin. she will scold the other kids for being idiots and tell that their stupid and dangerous ideas are stupid and dangerous. because she is one of the only kids in their group with any sort of brain cells

#idk #i like irony #the school mean girl turned mom friend #is just so funny to me #kotlc #kotlc headcanons #kotlc stina #stina heks #mom friend #kotlc fanfic #kotlc fandom #kotlc headcanon #keeper of the lost cities #kotlc hc #the keeper of the lost cities

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours? #also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that! #unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny #I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh #@ staff do this cowards #spy has thoughts #my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track #functional website #spy's smash hits #Glock function #edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped' #I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this #but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up #I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one

[seriousturd]

#tumblr polls #random polls #poll time #i love looking at usernames and wondering what it MEANS #so many of you guys have such cool sounding usernames #i just picked random words i like LMAO #serious because people always see me as super serious irl (i'm just a very anxious perfectionist lol) #and turd because i have the sense of humor of a toddler and think poop jokes are funny

[artkaninchenbau]

Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

Bonus:

#My art #One Piece #Nico Robin #Sir Crocodile #Y'all the OP brainrot is BAD #According to an SBS Crocodile would absolutely spoil his child rotten if he had one. *We all know how Robin's childhood went* #Scary mofo who does not know how to parent a child but boy does he have the spirit + Child who has never had proper parent in her life #They'd make. An absolute disaster of a duo. This AU concept is so fucking funny to me okay #But also sad because I would fucking die for baby Robin she deserves the fucking world #This poor girl has never been spoiled in her entire life AND NOW PAPADILE IS HERE TO SPOIL HER #You know it's funny. I know 11 yo Robin should LOOK older than 8 year old Robin. But Crocodile is a fucking giant so she's still baby sized #Also I just had too much fun drawing Robin looking as pathetic as humanly possible lmao #She's a like a wet kitten in the rain 😭

[bereft-of-frogs]

There’s that post that’s like ‘everyone should get into a tiny niche fandom at least once’ fully agree, that was really fun -- but I would like to add that everyone should get into a fandom where their opinions run counter to major fanon because it really teaches you about sticking to your guns and trusting your interpretation of the text without having to rely on peer validation

because WHAT are people talking about sometimes

#aka: genuinely sometimes I think I live in a parallel universe and simply watched/read different things #full disclosure it does make you feel like a killjoy sometimes #because often times these fanons will be presented in a silly jokey manner #'oh so silly isn't this character so funny this is just my silly little headcanon' #and it's like yes yes lol lol but ok look me in the eyes and tell me you know that this is #at best only one interpretation of many and at worst simply not supported by the text at all #please tell me you know that #or in one specific example such a ubiquitous joke that is literally a significant theme of the work and i feel like SUCH a killjoy #being like 'ok yes very funny.....you know that was a major theme right?? tell me you know that'

[payasita]

being a manager sucks balls half the time but the cashier kids im in charge of trust me enough to dick around in front of me so ive been keeping a running list of the shit they say that makes me laugh randomly: -"guys, is it cheating if you play fortnite with your ex" [4 seperate others, immediately]: "YES" -"there must be like… infinite sentences" -"bro what bro what the fuck bro what's that mean bro why'd you say that bro what" <distraught response to a girl randomly greeting him with 'hey there big boy' in an old timey transatlantic news reporter accent

#personal #text #gonna miss these kids lol #theres more i cant remember rn but i swear to god some of them do it just to make me crack up when im the only one in charge #infinite sentences kid and bro what the fuck kid are the same kid #he could not give less of a shit about this job it's so fucking funny

[nemkero]

atla au but nothing changes except sokka is taller and zuko is shorter

#just wanted an excuse to draw zuko getting picked up #but also #the interactions. theyd be so funny #“why is a 12 year old chasing us” #“IM 16” #“YOURE OLDER THAN ME??????” #au where zuko peaks at 13 then never grows #he wears platformers probably #sokka: me and the oomfieee :33 #zuko: WHAT THJE FUCK IS AN OOMFIE #atla #avatar #avatar the last airbender #avatar fanart #atla fanart #atla zuko #atla sokka #atla zukka #zukka #(not drawn to be but ig u can interpret it as zukka)