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you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny

take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)

apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender

have fun and be yourself!

#NOIBAT NOIBAT NOIBAT #OH MY GOD I LUCKED THE FUCK OUT #terrifying graphic btw. wheel that triggers your adrenal response #pmd

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dandelion tea!

#oc art #psychopompous #been revamping the sprites among other things all day and im MUCH happier with gabe #guy of all time #doodles

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"huh what happened to my skull i dont think it'ls supposed to hurts like that" well my good motherfucker, my brother in crisis, my vertiginous human body with only Monster Mango Loco Energy Juice™ and prescription amphetamine in it over many hours,

#shitpost #i am SO fucking productive and deficient in vitamins

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friend sent me this and ive been steaming over it all day fr

#opened tumblr after spending all day learning how to port shit to renpy and redrawing sprites #and deadass this is the first thing i see #shut UUPPPPP

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get goofy doodle laser beam blast BOOM

#cotl #fantastic

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huh??

#cotl #OH DID HE

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Favorite adderall review

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My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

#LAUGH RULE

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I know this is a niche one but I can’t get it out of my head.

#bigtop burger

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The art of violence

#ultrakill #SO PRETTY

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bro i love sports and women. i got to like 8th base with this hot babe “8th base whats that” she took me to the house she grew up in and showed me pictures of her dead relatives. we sat in the living room and she told me the stories of her life that lead to that moment. like quicksand they, and that moment were gone and we left back into the cold world which we’d been spat into. It was raining

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Instructions for how to download a Youtube video using VLC on Reddit

Instructions for how to navigate the underworld on an Orphic gold tablet

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the jerk store called. and they said. sorry wrong number. i love you