#incorrect tennis quote

[schumi-nadal]

The Big 4 at every tournament:

Roger: Andy, keep an eye on Novak today. He’s probably going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Andy: Sure, I'd love to see Novak getting punched.

Rafa: Try again.

Andy, sighing: I will try to stop Novak from getting punched.

#it’s been a while #roger federer #rafael nadal #andy murray #novak djokovic #incorrect tennis quote #fedal #novandy

[blackbat05]

Jannik: *seductively takes off glasses*

Jannik: Wow...

Carlos: *blushes* Haha... what?

Jannik: You're really fucking blurry.

#incorrect tennis quotes #sincaraz #coping with my mental instability with these #jannik sinner #carlos alcaraz

[incorrectpot]

Not saying Konomi MAY have favorites among the Japanese cast…

#don’t ask me #I dunno #I was playing and I had to do this idea #prince of tennis #tennis no oujisama #seigaku #hyotei #echizen ryoma #tezuka kunimitsu #atobe keigo #incorrect quotes #incorrect anime quotes #incorrect tenipuri #source: harry potter

[vampir3sfall]

good omens characters as things my strange, gay english teacher has said

'as the kids say, allow him to cook' - aziraphale

'if I learn who's teaching that i'll find then and i'll fight them behind a grocery store' - warlocks father when nanny taught him swears in the name of satan

'what part of 'the biological machine is a horror' do you not understand?' -gabriel, when explaining why he doesn't eat

'if you aren't afraid to put the knives on your feet' - muriel, describing ice skating

'yeah, that's because i can't count' -shax

'i can't promise that i wouldn't build a flamethrower' -crowley, being questioned by aziraphale about what he would do if he was a supreme archangel

'we need something that properly billows' -16th? century aziraphale (the resurrection minisode)

'since i do realize that some you of do experience empty brain no thought' -nina and maggie, reprimanding crowley

'which means it's a good word for you to know, as angsty teens' -crowley talking to adam + his friends in season 1

'the light of the screen, the darkness, the demons coming at you, ect' -crowley when asked to describe hell

'and you might think but mr.tenny you are smart. you use many big words and string them formed into long sentences that still make sense than thank you, and I am even smarter than that' -aziraphale trying to politely tell someone not to fuck with him

bonus - "the battle that students and teachers are always in, similar to that of g-d and lucifer" (no GO character here it's just something he said)

#Good omens #good omens season 2 #good omens season 1 #neil gaiman #inncorrect quotes #good omens incorrect quotes #tenny boy #no one who knows me irl show this to tenny ill die #good omens minisode #shax #crowley #aziraphale #adam young #gabriel good omens #nina and maggie

[incorrect-tennis]

Daniil: I love this picture of the Top 10. we were so happy Andrey: where's Stefanos? Daniil: he wasn't in the Top 10 yet. that's why we were so happy

#tennis #incorrect tennis quotes #daniil medvedev #andrey rublev #stefanos tsitsipas

[objectshowincorrectquotes]

Tennis Ball: You're just saying that to make me feel better.

Golf Ball: Aww, TB, when have I ever said anything just to make someone feel better?

#incorrect quotes #bfdi #tpot #bfdi incorrect quotes #bfdi golf ball #tpot golf ball #bfdi tennis ball #tpot tennis ball #source: monster high #tennis ball x golf ball

[janesurlife]

Roger : I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.

Rafa : It’s not a joke.

Rafa : *sniffles*

Rafa : I’m a legit snack.

#rafa nadal #rafael nadal #roger federer #fedal #this actually happened #incorrect tennis quotes #Rafa at Roger's retirement

[toothle-plama-blat]

Snotlout: I bet someone dropped you on your head when you were born, Tuffnut!

Ruffnut: they played volleyball with him

#source: my friends #once again #or maybe they played tennis #httyd #httyd rtte #httyd tuffnut #httyd snotlout #httyd ruffnut #inorrect quotes #incorrect quotes httyd

[bullshitcharacterssay]

Patrick: Thank you all for coming.

Art, wearing a hospital gown: When I heard you couldn't get laid, I dropped everything and came straight here.

Patrick: Well, I couldn't imagine anyone else being part of the "Fuck Patrick Task Force".

Tashi: Yeah, I interpreted that in a different way.

#challengers #challengers 2024 #challengers incorrect quotes #art donaldson #tashi duncan #tashi donaldson #patrick zweig #atp #patrick tashi art #tashi patrick art #throuple #tennis

[pandagirl45]

Bucky: so...

Rhodey: they are menaces

[On the new both steve and Tony are tag teaming a villain]

Clint: *broken leg* *laughing* holy shit, imagine getting jumped by iron man and captain america

Bruce: *has a concussion* all because the villain of the week talked shit and then got hit... oh there is thor

Clint: RIP!! >:]

Bucky: shit *goes to stop them*

Rhodey: *already going to stop three of them*

Bruce, zero inhibitions: THATS MY MAN! *grins with a wince*

#when those three are feeling absolutely feral #tony stark #bucky barnes #steve rogers #james rhodey rhodes #bruce banner #thor odinson #clint barton #winteriron #tony stark x bucky barnes #warshield #steve rogers x james rhodes #bruce banner x thor odinson #thor odinson x bruce banner #incorrect quotes #its very incorrect #shitpost #tony and steve would jump a villain lets be honest #tony got the high ground and steve the low #rallying the villain like a tennis ball

[kissorkill15]

Gwen: It is illegal to look any prettier than me.

Layla (looks at her friends): Well, guys. Looks like we're all going to jail.

#sky high #layla williams #gwen grayson #sue tenny #royal pain #incorrect quotes #incorrect sky high quotes

[schumi-nadal]

Rafa: Ok, I am holding my two trophies. Let’s go home now.

#rafael nadal #roger federer #don’t tell me rafa didn’t say that #i will not believe you #also why are they sooo bdjsjssk #roland garros 2011 #fedal #incorrect tennis quote

[disaster-boot]

More!

#disasterboot #incorrect das boot #das boot #incorrect das boot quotes #das boot memes #karl tennstedt #klaus hoffmann #kaleun x 1wo #das boot 2018 #das boot 2020 #das boot 2022 #hoffy x tenny #toffy #das boot textposts

[incorrectpot]

Huh…

Excuse me, sir? There is someone sus in here

#oh look #he’s back #shut up eggy #prince of tennis #tennis no oujisama #rikkaidai fuzoku #official art #incorrect quotes #incorrect anime quotes #incorrect tenipuri

[arda-ancalima]

(Playing a game of tennis to get to know each other)

L: Agent Twilight is a master of disguise, so it's possible that this "Loid Forger" is a cover story. But he seems like an ordinary husband and father. Could it be an act?

Loid: If "Hideki Ryuga" really is L like he claims, I'll have to be careful. A detective of his caliber could figure out I'm a spy and put the mission in jeopardy. I need to gather more intelligence on him.

Anya, reading their minds: So cool!!

#death note #spy x family #loid forger #l lawilet #anya forger #as soon as I saw the episode of twilight being really good at tennis this was all I could think of #incorrect quote #*

[incorrect-tennis]

Holger: what can I say, I'm charming and irresponsible Casper: don't you mean irresistible? Holger: I do not

#tennis #incorrect tennis quotes #holger rune #casper ruud