Tennis Ball: You're just saying that to make me feel better.
Golf Ball: Aww, TB, when have I ever said anything just to make someone feel better?
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Blocky on Monday: *glues a dime to the sidewalk* Heh heh heh.
Blocky on Wednesday: *walking down the street* Ooh hey! A dime!
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Pencil, to Match: There are two types of people in this group. Observe.
Pencil: EVERYONE. The floor is lava!
Bubble: *quickly helps Ruby, Fanny and Lightning onto the counter*
Flower: *pushes Snowball off the sofa*
Pencil: See?
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Black Hole: You want to know what the one of the worst pains you can experience is?
Taco: Spicy food diarrhea.
Black Hole: Getting hurt by someone you’ve told and explained your pain to.
Taco: I was way off.
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Basketball: HANDS OFF HANDS OFF!!
Tb: we,,, both don’t have hands????
Art requests open
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[Shredder and his henchmen having a meeting]
Shredder: Hey Baxter, how many people of you killed?
Baxter: Uh… none???
Shredder: Wimp… How about you Bradford? How many people?
Bradford: Sadly dozens…
Shredder: YES! I knew I’d find a powerful ally eventually!
Xever: Wow…
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decided to draw an incorrect quote
The incorrect quote I got when I messing around with the generator
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Pin: That's ridiculous, Coiny doesn't have a crush on me.
Leafy: Yes they do.
Firey: Yes they do.
Coiny: Yes I do.
Completely forgot about this song lol but it's a pretty good moment for it
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Incorrect Ttte Quotes 119 (Featuring Guest Appearance Made By Four):
BoCo: Oh! Uh hey Duck! Did you get these photos printed like I told you so?
"Duck": Bogos binted?
BoCo: What?
*Duck then turns into Four from BFB*
Four: ENNNNNNNNNNNNNHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
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Ok so I drew one of the incorrect quotes made by @static-code-error-13
Ft: @toffeechad and @static-code-error-13 and @coolkiwiyummy :D
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Two: YOU DONE DID IT NOW. I’m so sick, my father’s here-
Fanny: I’m so sick of FUCKING YOUR WIFE! She’s a tired old hag! Wait… where am I?
Book: Two… we can make amends.
Two: What the fuck- shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up! Everybody’s fucked my wife!
Book: Yeah, but we can fix it, I promise. Just join us!
Two: No! I’m divorcing her ass, I’m throwing your ass in the garbage, I’m throwing all your asses in the garbage, I’m taking your CDs and weed!
Four: You shouldn’t talk about your wife that way, Two.
Two: I don’t give a flying fuck, that bitch can sod off, I divorced her ass three hours ago. I’m so sick, my body’s doing things, that thing! And you over there? Shut up! And you? You wanna see some weird shit!?
Gaty: Two, you need to calm down!
Two: I’MMMMMMMMMMM TIRED OF BEING CALM ALL THE GODDAMN TIME! I wanna live my life, and you, you, YOU, YOU. I’M SO SICK OF YOU.
Pillow: It looks like we won, everybody. We… broke him, finally.
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Flower: I just want to be an orphan child from the 1800s dying of tuberculosis! I NEED THAT LEVEL OF DRAMA!
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Tree: *seductively takes off glasses* Wow, you're... blurry.
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Marker, to Foldy: Oh my god, you’re beautiful.
Stapy: Um, she has a boyfriend.
Marker: She deserves two.
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supposed to be doing work rn but fuck that 🤸
X: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
5: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents
4: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
6: Actually I did the math, 5 would have $225, not $0.15.
5: Fam I’m right here....
7: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
X: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?
7: Sorry I only have a dollar
X: :(
6: Hey I just realized my friend is right, 5 would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
7: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
6: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
8: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice
6: Apply juice to what
9: Directly to the forehead
5: Great chat everyone
(from https://incorrect-quotes-generator.neocities.org !!)
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Tree: I'm sorry. Please talk to me.
Blackhole:
Tree: Hello? World's most amazing person?? Sweet pea? Precious cinnamon roll that's too good for this world, too pure?
Blackhole: 'Sorry' doesn't bring back my f*cking M&Ms.
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