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trek-tracks · 4 months

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Bones, defending himself at the post STID medical tribunal: Your Honor, you say I resurrected Captain Kirk from the dead and violated the laws of God and Man. I submit to you that I merely un-unalived him

#star trek #leonard mccoy #jim kirk #star trek aos #bones mccoy #captain kirk #star trek into darknes #st:id #into darkness #star trek incorrect quotes #incorrect star trek #i despise the word unalive by the way this is merely a shitpost to end the year

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leonsgotit · 2 years

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i didn’t get to post this yesterday so. voilà.

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#star trek #star trek incorrect quotes #star trek into darkness #star trek aos #star trek tos #jim kirk #james t kirk #captain kirk #spock #commander spock #mister spock #spirk

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star-trek-shallot · 1 year

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[Bones and Spock are arguing again]

Bones: Were you dropped as a baby or something?

Spock: Bold of you to assume I was held.

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bluesakura007 · 1 year

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*After Jim’s revived with Khan’s blood at the end of Into Darkness*

Jim: “I’ve learned some very valuable lessons from all this.”

Bones: “I’m guessing they’re all horrible distortions of the lessons you actually should’ve taken away?”

Jim: *Smiles* “Death isn’t real and I’m basically God.”

Quote source: The Perchance Incorrect Quotes Generator

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spirk-my-love · 1 year

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Sarek: Do you trust this man?

Spock: I absolutely trust Jim.

Sarek: He's not some kind of madman then?

Spock:....I absolutely trust him.

#aos star trek #star trek into darkness #star trek incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #aos spirk #tos spirk #incorrect spirk #star trek spirk #s’chn t’gai sarek #s'chn t'gai spock

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to-trek-or-not-to-trek · 7 months

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Dr. Crusher, holding up a pair of plaid pants: I'm going to a diplomatic function, are these too dark academia coded?

Wesley, slowly turning around, his soul visibly leaving his body: Mom, never say that string of words to me ever again.

#star trek #star trek incorrect quotes #star trek tng #dr crusher #wesley crusher #beverly crusher #wesley the ever suffering gen z coded boi #love him for it #dark academia

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montgomerydadbodyscotty · 1 year

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Jim: It’ll be fun! Or maybe it’ll be a disaster.... which is just fun in a different way!

#source: try guys #incorrect star trek #incorrect quotes #star trek tos #star trek aos #james t kirk #is this not what Kirk said to Bones at the end of Into Darkness?#star trek into darkness #implies Bones McCoy

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aeonianarchives · 2 years

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Incorrect Middle Earth Quotes 80

Smaug: you should have let me sleep

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lampshadecultofgallifrey · 2 years

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starfleet vs nasa

after rewatching Into Darkness i realised just how incompetent the federation are that they didn't notice a whole ass ship crashing to SF, which led to this masterpiece with @fruitymangoes

• during the battle between the enterprise the vengeance NASA absolutely noticed and did try to warn everyone, but starfleet being the arrogant idiots they are simply ignored them ("huh, what battle? we don't see it therefore it isn't there")

• NASA in fact did do something and evacuated everyone BUT the federation bc they were that pissed off at that point ("y'all know the drill, starfleet fucked up. get on your usual shuttle")

• NASA also probably runs an internship program specifically training federation cadets to stop fucking shit up (plot twist it doesn't work bc like 90% of the cadets got in on daddy's money and haven't got a brain cell between them)

• the ESA's just here for a good time and sits on the edge of the parking lot with popcorn watching NASA and the federation throw down

anyway that's all we got for now but i'll probably be back

#star trek into darkness #nasa #nasa hates starfleet #star trek incorrect quotes

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tang0w0tek · 2 years

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HELLO!

this is my pinned post

Welcome!

What I do here: Anything. Incorrect quotes (not as much anymore), updates from my life (at times), fanfic updates, reblog mcyt content, etc.

This blog is run by: Me aka @marechaussee-phantom

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Sexuality: Bisexual

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dw-squirrel · 2 years

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Hiii, pinning this post. It will have all the information about me and my blog that you need. <3 will be updated as needed.

𝓐𝓫𝓸𝓾𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓪𝓭𝓶𝓲𝓷:

Name: Dean Nikkole (call me Dean or Nikk)

Age: 23

Pronouns: He/they gender is complicated idk but I know my pronouns at least. And I'm not cis. Please don't refer to me as she/her.

Asexual and Biromantic. I'm in a relationship with an amazing person. 🥺

Hobbies: writing, roleplay, watching TV/movies, road trips, hiking, listening to music, reading, cosplay...etc

Occupation: food service worker.

Fandoms: Supernatural and Star Trek (I have a lot more, but these are the main ones.)

Favorite ships: Destiel, Debriel, Drowley, Drowstiel, Crowstiel, Spirk, McKirk...among many others.

I'm not sure what all you'd like to know about me. But these are some basic facts and if you have any questions or wanna know me more, my dm's are always open and my ask box should be available as well.

𝓐𝓫𝓸𝓾𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓫𝓵𝓸𝓰:

This is mostly a Supernatural blog. There might be times I share something unrelated to Supernatural. But it's mostly spn.

I'll share:

Memes

Headcanons

Short stories

Links to my works

Story prompts

Incorrect quotes

Photos of my favorite characters

RP prompts.

Random life stuff occasionally.

My dm's are open for ooc chat and roleplay!! Roleplay rules will be stated before the beginning of any roleplay.

𝓡𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓹𝓵𝓪𝔂

I have several oc's, which I'll talk about later and probably make posts about.

I also mainly rp as Dean. So if you're looking for a Dean to RP with, I am here.

Some basic facts about how I write Dean:

Name: Dean Winchester

Nicknames: De, Deanie Beanie, squirrel, jerk...

Age: depends on rp..I generally like to do lower to mid 30s or 20s

Gender: non-binary

Pronouns: he/they (prefers they, but is cool with he)

Sexuality: bisexual (with a lean towards men.)

In any relationship, Dean is the bottom and generally pretty submissive. I don't write smut though, this will only be implied.

I love angsty rp and in character drama. I'm willing to ship with oc's, preferably male. Unless there's a lot of chemistry, I don't usually write a lot of m/w I prefer m/m.

Rp can range from very dark to extremely ridiculous crack content. 😂 Somewhere in between is always good.

Rp style I can be: illiterate, semi-lit or lit. I generally try to adapt to whatever style the person I rp with prefers.

Seriously feel free to reach out if you wanna RP. We can do it here, or on another platform. I'm on Twitter, discord and Instagram for rp.

Ships I'll do:

Debriel

Drowley

Drowstiel

Denny

Destiel

Dean x OC (but only if I think the OC is a good fit)

Dean x Meg

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trek-tracks · 3 years

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Jim: Bones, if I jumped off a cliff, would you jump off a cliff?

Bones, angrily following Jim over the edge of the cliff: Jim, the problem with this question is that it’s usually posed as a hypothetical

#star trek #star trek aos #leonard mccoy #jim kirk #mckirk #incorrect trek #incorrect star trek #incorrect trek quotes #incorrect star trek quotes #this should definitely be a hypothetical question but it is not #into darkness answers this question definitively

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leonsgotit · 2 years

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Jim: I told Bones his ears flush when he lies

Spock: And why, Captain, did you do that?

Jim: Watch this. Hey, Bones! Do you love us?

Bones, covering his ears: No.

Jim:

Spock: Fascinating.

#star trek #star trek incorrect quotes #star trek aos #star trek tos #jim kirk #spock #leonard mccoy #bones mccoy #star trek into darkness #mcspirk #if you squint #spirk #spones

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star-trek-shallot · 2 years

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Sulu: I don't like the way you pack my lunch.

Chekov: Okay, then maybe you should pack your own lunch.

Sulu: *packs 32 Oreos*

Chekov:

Chekov: Maybe I should pack your lunch.

#source: @jeontaese #chekov's love language is cooking and i will die on that hill #and sulu is chaotic af #star trek #star trek tos #star trek: tos #star trek incorrect quotes #incorrect star trek quotes #star trek memes #star trek into darkness #pavel chekov #ensign chekov #hikaru sulu #lieutenant sulu #lt sulu #chulu

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bluesakura007 · 11 months

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*During the barge fight near to the end of STID*

Khan: “Now it’s time for some witty back-and-forth banter, Mr. Spock. You go first!”

Spock: *Incoherent violent screaming*

Khan: “Alright. Look, I’m not sure where to go with that!”

Quote source: Megamind

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spirk-my-love · 1 year

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For those who like the incorrect quotes I will definitely do more, I just have a very long queue so once this batch runs out it’ll be reblogs and then quotes again (my queue is like 300 posts long and I do 2 a day)

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