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bluesakura007 · 1 year

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*After Jim’s revived with Khan’s blood at the end of Into Darkness*

Jim: “I’ve learned some very valuable lessons from all this.”

Bones: “I’m guessing they’re all horrible distortions of the lessons you actually should’ve taken away?”

Jim: *Smiles* “Death isn’t real and I’m basically God.”

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trek-tracks · 1 month

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Kirk (yelling over the communicator): Scotty, beam us back, quickly! There's a lion storm!

Scotty: Aye, Captain, but don't you mean an ion storm?

(a loud roar in the background)

Kirk: no

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leonsgotit · 3 months

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Jim: YOU LYING, CHEATING, PIECE OF SHIT!

Bones: oh yeah? YOU’RE the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do! WELL, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

Jim: I’M LEAVING AND I’M TAKING SPOCK WITH ME

Spock, picking up the monopoly board: I believe it would be wise to stop playing

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batnardomcfly · 7 months

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*Jim and Spock on away mission to a new planet*

Spock: Captain, I must insist you take extra caution while on this planet as we know nothing of its plants and animals yet

Jim: Don’t worry Spock, Bones has a dumbass radar built into his brain that alerts him whenever I attempt to do something stupid

Spock: Captain I regret to inform you there is no such thing as a ‘dumbass radar’

Jim: I know that Spock! But watch this

Jim reaches out to touch a random plant

Spock alarmed: Captain I-

Bones, materializing out of nowhere: James Tiberius Kirk you touch that plant and I’ll slap you with it

Spock, confused: How???

Jim, just as confused, whispering: I really have no idea and it’s honestly scary how he knows

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montgomerydadbodyscotty · 1 year

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Spock: Please understand, I am not emotionally invested in any of this.

Bones: That's the nicest way of saying "I don't give a fuck" I've ever heard.

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boba-thot · 1 year

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andietries · 11 months

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(Academy era aos timeline, Interview)

Spock: what would you say is your biggest flaw?

Kirk: I get attached really quickly

Spock:

Spock: please, stop stroking my face

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spirk-my-love · 1 year

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Jim: Being gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us.

Spock: If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both.

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to-trek-or-not-to-trek · 6 months

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At the academy:

Jim: How are your exams going? :)

Bones, turning around to reveal him in a disheveled state, discarded coffee mugs strewn about, visibly shaking: I haven't slept in three days and my brain has condensed into a pile of soup. Don't talk to me until I've eaten this coffee mug.

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hummingbird-of-light · 11 months

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D&D Honor Among Thieves (but it's Star Trek AOS)

*Kirk and Uhura in a bar*

Barkeeper: Some supper for you and your wife?

Kirk: What? She's not my wife! That's so gross.

Uhura: Me with that? With those lips?

*minutes later, leaving the bar*

Kirk: What's wrong with my lips?

Uhura: They're too big for your face.

Kirk: What? A lot of people like my lips!

~

Jaylah: What is it exactly that you bring to this?

Kirk: Me? I'm a planner. You know? I make plans.

Jaylah: You've already made the plan. So what value do you have now?

Kirk: If the plan fails, the existing plan, I make a new plan.

Jaylah: So you make plans that fail.

Kirk: No.

Chekov: He also plays the lute.

Kirk: Chekov, not relevant. Trust me, I'm indispensable.

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Bones: In other words, Khan is a real son of a bitch.

Spock: So you blame his mother for his corruption.

Bones: What? No. It's an expression.

Spock: I see. I do not traffic in colloquialisms.

Bones: You're not a lot of fun, are you?

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*Spock explaining something horrible*

Scotty: Sounds lovely.

Spock: Quite the opposite.

Scotty: I know. I was being ironic.

Spock: I find irony is a blade that cuts he who wields it most especially.

Kirk: Yeah? Is that what you think, Spock?

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Spock: *referring to intellect devourer monsters* Make no sound. They're drawn to mental energy. The higher the intelligence of the prey, the more likely they are to strike.

Kirk: *after all devourers go by without attacking* Well, that's a little hurtful.

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bluesakura007 · 11 months

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*During the barge fight near to the end of STID*

Khan: “Now it’s time for some witty back-and-forth banter, Mr. Spock. You go first!”

Spock: *Incoherent violent screaming*

Khan: “Alright. Look, I’m not sure where to go with that!”

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