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sincka · 2 years

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Marc : You guys worried about Jack ?

Jake : Totally !

Steven : Yeah, he called me in the middle of the night and just yelled, "what do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do ?"

Marc : And what'd you say ?

Steven : "I dunno, I dunno, I dunno, I dunno."

Jake :

Marc : He's lucky to have you as a friend.

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moon-knight-shit-i-like · 1 year

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marc: what do you think Jake's gonna do for a distraction? steven: he’ll probably, like, make a weird noise or throw a rock or something. that’s what i'd do

*building explodes and multiple car alarms go off*

steven: ... or he could commit several crimes.

marc: typical

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moonxknightx · 2 years

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𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐌𝐎𝐎𝐍 𝐊𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐐𝐔𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐒

Marc Spector: *Screams*

Jake Lockley: *Screams louder to assert dominance*

Steven Grant: Should we do something?!

Y/N, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.

(A/N): Made with an incorrect quotes generator on google :)

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stormkobra-5 · 2 years

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Marc, looking into a mirror: Am I really that stupid?

Steven, in the mirror: Um, sorry, reflections can’t talk, BYE.

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brokebonewritings · 2 years

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Marc: So let me get this straight…

Steven: I’m Bi actually, thanks.

Marc: You really are an idiot huh?

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traveller-of-the-knight · 6 months

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*ok, but what is Jake's stragle?*

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therealrbs · 2 years

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Marc: hey bro can I get a sip of that water?

Jake: it's not water

Marc: oh vodka! I like your style-

Jake: it's vinegar.

Marc: oh, ha- what?

Jake: i said it's Vinegar, pussy

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kaethefangirl · 4 months

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Matt: I thought you were unserious and childish when I met you.

Peter: oh.

Matt: But then I met Wade, and now you seem professional and serious.

Peter: Wade isn't that goofy.

Wade: *in his room interrogating his stuffed unicorn* WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY MAMA!?

Peter: Statement retracted.

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usaigi · 1 year

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marvel-lous-things · 2 years

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Marc: *gets stabbed*

Steven: that-

Steven: [WH EE Z E]

Steven: THAT'S GONNA LEAVE A-

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incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes · 8 months

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April: Hey. I heard you impaled a guy with a machine gun and shot three other people while it was still in his chest. Is that...?

Mona Lisa: Lies. Filthy lies.

April: Oh, good, because-

Mona Lisa: It was FOUR people.

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sincka · 2 years

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Khonshu : You know you can die from that, right ?

Jake : *smoking a cigarette* That’s the point.

Marc : *drinking alcohol* We’re trying to speed this up.

Steven : *Eating raw cookie dough and nodding*

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moon-knight-shit-i-like · 2 years

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Steven: hey, Marc. Why did the chicken cross the road? marc: to get to the other side? steven: you were supposed to say “i dunno, why?“ marc: uh... fine. i don’t know. Why did it cross the road? steven: to get to the idiot’s house. marc: ...ok? Jake: hey, marc. knock knock. marc: no. jake: You were supposed to say “who’s there?” Marc: y'know what? fine. let’s get this over with. who’s there? jake: the chicken. marc: steven: jake: Marc: listen here you little shits-

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moonxknightx · 2 years

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𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐌𝐎𝐎𝐍 𝐊𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐐𝐔𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐒

Steven Grant: You know those things will kill you right?

Marc Spector, pouring another glass of whiskey: That’s the point.

Jake Lockley, smoking a cigarette: we are trying to speed up the process.

Y/N: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough

(A/N): Made with an incorrect quotes generator on google :)

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bubuslutty · 11 months

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Part 2: why are you dressed like that?

a/n: don't pay attention to the dates/numbers, please :) also im so happy to see some of you getting excited over this cuz I'm also very excited!

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ynbabe · 1 year

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Moonknight x reader incorrect quotes pt.2-

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Marc, about Jake: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group.

Y/N: Are we stealing them?

Steven: New or used?

Marc: Wonderful responses, both of you.

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Marc: I’m going to take you out

Y/N: great, it’s a date!

Marc: I meant that as a threat.

Y/N: See you at five!

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Marc: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.

Anubis' avatar- Y/N: That's why I carry two swords.

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Marc: I made tea.

Y/N: I don’t want tea.

Marc: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.

Y/N: Then why are you telling me?

Marc: It is a conversation starter.

Y/N: That’s a lousy conversation starter.

Marc: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

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Marc, gritting: You're right.

Y/N: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

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Marc: Do you take constructive criticism?

Y/N, in his Armani avatar suit: I only take cash or credit.

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Marc: What are your goals?

Y/N: To pet all the dogs.

Marc: No, fitness goals.

Y/N: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.

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Marc: Y/N, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!

Y/N scheming with Anubis: Well of course I have.

Y/N: Have you ever tried going mad without power?

Y/N: It's boring.

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Y/N: If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise

Marc: I beg to differ

Y/N: Then Beg

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Steven: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!

Y/N: Yeah! Locally sourced, all-natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!

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Marc: I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t let anyone crash at your place.

Y/N: You people already know too much about me.

Jake: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.

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Marc: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on.

Y/N: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Anubis isn’t

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Marc: Hey, did you know as a kid I accidentally ate paper?

Steven: I feel like we've all done that at least once.

Y/N: I ate it too-

Steven: See?

Y/N:-On purpose...

Marc & Steven: ...What?

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Marc: Y/N and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us

Steven: * Sighing * What did Y/N do?

Marc: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...

Y/N: Who wants a steering wheel?

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Khonshu, talking to Anubis through Y/N: You bought a taco?

Y/N: Yes.

Khonshu: From the same truck that hit Marc?!

Anubis, with a mouthful of taco: Well, Y/N starving ain't gonna help you or them.

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Steven: Are you sure this is the right direction?

Y/N: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!

Marc: In that case, we're definitely lost.

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