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sleeplessdreamer14 · 1 year
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Wukong: Be myself? Tang, I have one night to win over Y/N’s parents. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Sandy: Couple weeks.
Mei: Six months.
Pigsy: Jury's still out.
Wukong: See, Tang? "Be myself," what kind of garbage advice is that?
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noose-lion · 2 months
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Macaque: Quit your job.
MK: What?!
Macaque: Join my emo band.
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RedSon: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.
MK: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*
RedSon: That one. I want that one.
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simpalert · 2 years
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Who's the best dad for mk
pigsy:its me
Tang:uh no its me
Monkie king:guy's guy's, it's obviously me
Macaque watching the argument in the background with a boba drink in hand:...it's probably not me
(Had this in my head forever and I'm finally sharing it lol)
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annaberunoyume · 4 months
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Sun Wukong: (after Y/N died and he will still live on) I used to believe in forever, but forever's too good to be true...
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batfamgalore · 6 months
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Tim: How’s Dick dealing with the whole getting shot in the head, losing his memories, two of his best friends dying, Alfred dying, and Damian running away?
Jason: He’s coping. Nothing really phases him anymore. Watch this. Hey Dick!
Dick: Yo?
Jason: An asteroid is heading to Earth. Death is imminent.
Dick: (Eating his cereal upside down on the couch) Wig.
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sleighhethereal · 3 months
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Before that mountain fight scene in the MACAQUE episode:
[Y/N], yelling at Macaque: you lied to MK!
Macaque: yep.
[Y/N]: you used him!
Macaque: that is also true.
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Macaque, eyes half-lidded: she is really pretty
Wukong, punching Macaque's face sending him across mountains: i know, right??
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luxthestrange · 4 months
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LMK Incorrect quotes#81 The favorite
Wukong: Sunshine said I was their second favorite person, and I was bummed, but then they said Macaque is third, They have no favorite person. They’re holding the position open...
On the beach
Y/n*With baby monkeys napping around them and Mk on their lap, rubbing his back* Dont tell your Baba's but you're my favorite~
MK(6)*Sucking his numb and nods*Okie!
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thlassicalamity · 11 months
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i started collecting text posts i thought were wangxian core bfore I even actually read mdzs and then came back and edited them onto some for fun after and. I think I’m very funny. so I’m sharing the wealth
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sleeplessdreamer14 · 11 months
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Macaque: (jolts awake in the middle of the night) Wait, I’m sorry!
Wukong: (wakes up) Wh- what happened? What happened?
Macaque: (rubs forehead) I’m killing Tang.
Wukong: (tiredly rubs his neck) What? You’re gonna kill Tang? Alright. Car’s gassed up, that’s good. Guess I could homeschool MK-
Macaque: No, Wukong, (explains what he means)
Wukong: Oh, gotcha.
Macaque: Good lord, Wukong, you had all that ready?
Wukong: What? I’m just being supportive, goodnight. (goes back to sleep)
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nounaarts · 8 months
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Incorrect quotes for doodle ideas.
They’re both gamers. This is how their game nights go. This is canon to me
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I got another incorrect lmk quote :)
MK: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming?
Red Son: Can everyone in this godforsaken group please learn the skill called "Think Before You Speak"?
Mei: Ya know... it might be.
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noose-lion · 2 months
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*summarized flash back shadowpeach*
Wukong: Go big or go home!
Macaque, just wanting his homoerotic bestie eternity already: Wukong. For once in your life, go home. Please, just this once.
Wukong:...
Wukong: I’m going big.
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alexlovesfanfics · 1 month
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Vaggie, former employee of the first man: Men suck
Alastor a misandrist: That's strange.
Vaggie: What?
Alastor: Hell has not frozen over despite the fact that we are in agreement for once
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writersmorgue · 4 months
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See, now where can I have this done.
Thanks anon!!! Sorry I always miss the ship suggestions. I did consider bakudeku but I couldn’t decide on which one was which so we ended here. Pls accept my apologies 🙏
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sleighhethereal · 3 months
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"Oh, sweet, sweet innocent [Y/N]~"
"What."
"I think you're forgetting something~"
"..."
"Come on, at least play along."
"... Oh, Monkey King, what ever did I forget?"
"You're not going anywhere until you've repaid your debt to me~"
"Debt— what? When? What the hell did I do—?"
"Oh, peaches, you're so naive. You stole something very precious from me, something I can never get back."
"It's your heart. (aawww...) I've heard this a million times. You ruin the vibe, babe. Always."
"Hehe, I ruined that pretty pu—"
"HAHA. HAAAAA."
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