Sabrina: Hey Lilith , can we go with you to Hell?
Lilith: What did Zelda say?
Sabrina: She said no.
Lilith: So why are you asking me
Sabrina: Because she's not the boss of you.
Lilith, internally: it's a trap it's a trap it's a trap it's-
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Tsuna: We’re talking about murder here!
Kawahira: Ritual sacrifice, slightly different.
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Gale: I'm never going to eat another vegetable again.
Wyll: Like you ate vegetables before?
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Nux, to Capable: Slit has never yet accepted that we're just different war boys and we just want different things and different lives. I just want to grow old in a little cottage with aqua cola and my spiders and a dog- not a stuffed one. And I just, I don't know, I want to knit and read and watch reruns of The Munsters on TV.
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Gotham Incorrect Quotes Pt 53
Lucius: Where's Penguin?
Ed: He annoyed me, so I killed him and pushed him into the harbor.
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Ed: Hmph. I'm ignoring you.
Oswald: ...
Ed: I said, I'm ignoring you!
Oswald: ...
Ed: STOP IGNORING ME IGNORING YOU!
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Oswald: Ed still misses me...
but his aim is getting better!
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(Kitana kills Mileena out of spite)
Ermac: "Where's Mileena?"
Kitana: "She annoyed me, so I killed her and buried her in the yard."
(Later, Mileena is resurrected)
Mileena: (raspy voice) "Kitana."
Kitana: "Took you long enough. Each slaying, it takes you longer to resurrect. Eventually, there will come a time where I bury you and you'll stay buried."
Mileena: "You can't keep killing me."
Kitana: "I'm your older sister, Mileena, it's my Outworld given right to kill you as many times as I please."
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Zelda: Yesterday I overheard Sabrina say to Lilith, "Are you sure this is a good idea?", and Lilith replied with “Trust me."
Zelda: I have never moved from one room to another so fast in my life.
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Zelda: Whoever broke the window is in big trouble. Whodid it?
Ambrose: I’m not gonna name names, but it was Sabrina.
Sabrina: First of all, fuck you. Second of all, what the fuck?
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Skie: Who would do such a thing?
Shar-Teel: Men.
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*watching tv together*
Capable: If you had to choose, like, absolutely had to choose, would it be Munsters or Addams Family?
Nux: Oh, gosh.
Capable: Be careful with this choice. It could be a deal-breaker.
Nux: I know. So this is the controversial decision.
Capable: Oh, no.
Nux: But The Munsters.
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Lilith: Is it hard to maintain a suntan?
Hilda: Why?
Lilith: Because you live in Zelda’s shadow.
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Incorrect CAOS
Aunt Zee: *taking a buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of scented candle she is*
Aunt Hilda: what are you looking at, love?
Aunt Zee:
Aunt Zee: porn
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