Literally anyone meeting bruce and his family for the first time: So how did you get so many kids by 30?
Dick: HE WAS A TEENAGE DELINQUENT
Jason: *shouting over him* HE LEFT MY MOTHER AT THE ALTAR
*tim is sitting, just happy to be included*
Bruce: BE-quiet. They're ADOPTED!
Jason: *not a beat missed* Because he’s never known the touch of a woman.
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Twitter users: Heh, if you block me that means I win 😏😏
Tumblr users:
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team dark week #4: creation/malfunction
just a normal morning in the team dark household
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shocked bystander at sydney, australia’s annual mardis gras pride parade (1994)
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listen i do not believe i'm able to communicate with chao in any way but when the unmistakable sound of raccons having a fistfight on the roof broke out and we looked at each other I firmly believe the shared thought was "you hear that too, right?"
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YALL THERE'S AN EVIL BOOP IF YOU HOVER OVER ON THE BOOP LINK LONG ENOUGH
at least like three spins long and it'll give you the prompt
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returned to my painting roots <3
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Bumblekast Thumbnail for February 12th, 2024!
The tube was originally gonna be Barrel of Doom colored but it felt like it lost something when it wasn't cardboard.
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