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teplejtrouba · 6 months

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a detective who has a partner🔍 and a partner💕 who are friends so the three of them end up doing a lof things together and the detective refers to them as "my partners" and doesn't realise this makes everyone think they're polyamorous (they do end up polyamorous by the end of the story)

#once people start making remarks and they do realise they're apprehensive to the idea at first #(the detective that is. the partners just find it funny i think)#in a shocked and confused way #like “why would you think that! a is my best friend and b is... also my best friend. but one of them is my colleague and the other my spous #“i do not have an unprofessional relationship with my colleague! ...well i do #but a completely platonic one!“#(they do get up to a lot of hijinks together and it wouldn't be true to call them completely professional)#the detective doesn't stop calling them 'my partners' they just have a monologue about the nature of their relationship locked and loaded #it's a friends to lovers very slow burn to get to the throuple part but we do get there eventually #character concept #yes i initially imagined the detective as a man because i love men and most famous detectives unfortunately are men #however this would work very well in any gender scenario. all three of them are non-binary in different ways. all of them are women.#i think the main detective would be really fun if she was a Philomena Cunk type of character. very smart but So dumb and self-assured #really the main thing the detective needs to be is autistic

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chaoswarfare · 1 year

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dp x dc prompt #68

Danny’s ice core is very good for enjoying extremely cold temperatures without having to drag around a coat. It even helps cool him down in ghost form, and even in human form when there’s enough ambient ectoplasm.

The problem is that his human form has grown to completely rely on it to keep cool, so when there’s not enough ecto to use and his core has to choose between continuing keeping him semi-alive or continuing cooling him down? That’s when the problems start.

It really was just his luck that he chose to visit Metropolis and one of the more destructive rogues started tearing things apart while he was walking to the college he was scouting. And he really should have expected it when something exploded and suddenly the whole city seemed to be burning.

Clark took too long to get there. It wasn’t as much of a self deprecating thought as a fact. By the time he actually took down the criminal that started all this, three blocks were completely engulfed in flames.

His own heart stuttered when he heard a rapidly fluttering heart that kept stopping and starting erratically in the blaze, but he recovered quickly and swooped down to try and save whoever was unfortunate enough to get caught up in the destruction(he ignored how it seemed like it was already too late, and how he hadn’t seen anyone pull through with a heartbeat like that before.) and landed in the rubble that toppled into the street.

The teenager(oh god, it was a teenager, no older than Connor-) reached out and tangled a hand in his cape as soon as he was lifted off the ground. He kept trying to tug him down so Clark could hear him, and when he finally obliged, the kid took a deep breath and rasped:

“Put me in the freezer.”

…What??

#danny fenton #dc x dp #crossover #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #writing prompt #writing #funny #superman is so confused #why does this seemingly dying teenager want to be put in a freezer?#danny’s not actually in as extreme danger as it seems like but he seriously needs to cool off #put me in the freezer #what a vibe #imagine just going to tour a college and getting caught in a rogue attack #and then embarrassingly having to ask the local hero to put you in a freezer #i had this idea #because i got heat shock yesterday and it just itched my brain in a funny way for danny to get heat shock too

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atlafan · 3 months

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I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS ALL DAY

#harry styles #the way he was gonna make a goofy smile and then. just #the shock the confusion the fear #incredible

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scintillatingshortgirl19 · 4 months

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i am begging one single person in this entire show to consider, for perhaps one single second, THE POSSIBILITY THAT THERE IS A REASON HOUSE HATES HIS DAD THIS MUCH

#everyone is so dreadfully shocked and confused by him not wanting to go to his own father's funeral #but not no one makes any real effort to find out why #and that's not to say house would actually talk about it #(though tbh he might if someone asked in a genuinely nonjudgmental way. and he does tell wilson a couple of things.)#but either way it just feels like everyone is assuming #that house is just being an asshole for the sake of being an asshole #and it has occurred to no one that house's late father could possibly be at fault for his son not wanting to attend his funeral #i just. it would be nice if someone would consider the notion #that a person not wanting to be at their parent's funeral might have a valid reason for that #(like abuse. or something)#anyway this was a good episode #i'm always up for for daddy issues and hilson road trips #(i am considerably less up for forcing abuse survivors to honor their dead abusers)#house md #house season 5 #house 5x4 #op #john house

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tears-of-xion · 1 month

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Jagged Stone's reaction to his kids finding out about him will always be funny to me.

He really just goes 'Aw, you caught me! :( Oh, well, guess I better be a Dad now! :D' and it's just...so funny.

#miraculous ladybug #jagged stone #it's what they call a text post #anarka is the only one who reacts the way you'd expect #i feel like luka and juleka are a) too confused by jagged's reaction #b) shocked that their dad is jagged stone of all people #and c) kinda happy to finally have a dad #and so they just kind of...accept the situation #anarka meanwhile is just like 'you can't just abandon your kids and then waltz in and pretend everything is fine!' and that's understandabl #could use to not argue with him as much in front of said kids #but still understandable #doesn't make jagged's reaction any less funny

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skitskatdacat63 · 9 months

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"The Boy With The Thorn in His Side"(x) - The Smiths × 2023 Strollonso moments + pundits' reactions

#baby's first web weave please be kind #frankly i could make a giant masterpost on my opinions on which Smiths songs fit which drivers/ships #i like their music a very healthy amount and I don't spend countless hours daydreaming to it...no....#but this particular song has been haunting me bcs i think it fits them super well!!#with their relationship dynamics and then the way everyone doubts their relationship #though its been hilarious watching the f1tv commentators kind of resign themselves to 'ah well ig this is what AMR/Fernando is like now'#went from being confused and shocked at their on track comradery to just accepting it for what it is #now theyre like 'ah yes lance dutifully lets fernando pass' compared to the previous ouright disbelief and denial #yeah thats right...theyre in love...what are you gonna do about it...#i think one day itd be fun to make a vid comp of all the times the commentators were ?????? at strollonso's lovey doveyness it is fun TO ME #it was really funny to look through shitty articles for negative comments #but the funniest part is that istg all of the articles just quote this one singular man who is hellbent on being a hater #i am in your walls peter windsor.#i think its silly when they bring in 'f1 experts' for their opinions ona drivers motivations and mindset #they act like such armchair psychologists like bruh your degree is probably engineering or journalism calm down!!#hehehe anyways happy with this!! i wrote it out on paper like a whole ass essay draft to brainstorm what to put #and then i scrolled thru the draft while listening to the song and im just EEEEEEE IT FITSSSSSSS #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #we do a little bit of f1 #lance stroll #fernando alonso #fa14 #ls18 #1418 #1814 #strollonso #alonstroll #normal posts that catie normally makes in a normal fashion

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tswwwit · 8 months

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Just imagining Dipper's parents finally trying to get their shit together and rekindle their relationship with the twins after several years of almost no contact, only to show up in town and 1. Dipper doesn't recognize them at first, and 2. When they remind him who they are, his brain scrambles for a second because, in his head, his "Dad" is already in the shack, scamming groups of tourists for loose change. He nearly goes, "huh? But my dad is-," and points to the shack, before catching up with his brain and realizing who he's talking to

#answers #A completely expected result from ditching your twin 13 year olds and showing back up like a decade later #With very minimal contact or visits #And yet the parents will be shocked anyway!!#And maybe even confused as to why Dipper is very very cold to them #Because they're dipshit parents #Mabel meanwhile is thrilled that the family is finally getting back together!!! She's more the why dont' we all get along type #Stan awkward in the perephery because he certainly is No Big Fan of the 'rents ditching what he now considers His Kids #But at the same time like. What kind of objection can he make here. They're the Parents. He's just the grifter uncle #Oh but Dipper though #Bill watches that deep-seated resentment BOILING under his skin and contemplates the best way to pop that bubble #Even by human standards it's totally justified!!! And MAN are the results gonna be fun

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ywpd-translations · 8 months

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Ride 742: Sudden death match!!

Pag 1

1: Woah, Danchiku, oh-

And Sugimoto-san too!?

2: They passed us so quickly!! Such high pace!!

Huh!?

They're doing some sort of serious race!?

3: I get it

4: I can feel it

5: This guy....!!

Pag 2

1: He's not giving up at all!!

Pag 3

3: Earlier, at the line, I thought I had won this race

I thought he was far behind me and would cross the line with his head hanging down

4: And yet....

Pag 4

1: He caught up to me....!!

2: The preliminary of this race was already done on the “second day”!!

3: That time, the result

5: was a draw!!

6: So it would be better to have a more precise result, wouldn't it

We'll decide it with this lap!! The rules are simple: the starting point line is 4km from here, the one who crosses it first wins!!

7: And then the loser shouldn't “surpass” the winner anymore!! Sugimoto-san!!

Pag 5

1: Imaizumi-san too!!

2: …. yeah

It's better to make it clear with a proper race like this

3: So you have no regrets....!!

4: Let's go!!

5: Crush him, Danchiku!!

Pag 6

2: At the same time....!!

Ah.... “at the same time” again!?

3: Seriously!?

Are you being for real, Sadatoki!?

Pag 7

1: You're just seeing things as you wish they were,since he's your brother!!

Oon!! No that's not it, on!!

It's true, Kaburagi, I saw it too

2: They arrived at the same time, Sugimoto stretched at the last moment

3: Kawada!!

It's “san”!!

4: Are you an accomplice too!!

What are you talkin abut

5: A- amazing, Sugimoto-kun

6: Amazing!!

Pag 8

1: “Amazing”, huh, Onoda

2: Imaizumi-kun....

Pfui

3: You thought Sugimoto would win? ….This race

Huh

4: You didn't think he would, that's why when we heard the results you could say “amazing”

Ah!!

5: I'm- I'm sorry Sugimoto-kun!! I didn't believe in you, even though you worked so hard....!!

Who are you yelling at

6: Me too

Pag 9

2: During these past four days.... Sugimoto worked hard, but, after their race on the second day and after seeing how remarkably stronger Danchiku has gotten

3: When they decided to do another race, I thought Sugimoto would definitely lose

4: Then, when the time came

5: If you lose, you feel better if you gave it your all, so

6: “So you have no regrets”

7: I said that

But

8: He turned it around

Sugimoto really is amazing

Pag 10

1: Even with no one believing in him, with only his own strength, he snatched a “draw” against Danchiku!!

Pag 11

1: Keep going!! Let's keep going with the race, Danchiku!!

2: Even though he's having such an hard time, he's still following me!!

3: Since earlier I've increased the pace many times

4: Garuaaa

Even if I tear him off

Pag 12

1: Every time

2: While saying

3: “Kuaa kuaa”

“Kuaa kuaa”

5: Kuaaa-

6: Kuaaaaaaa

He catches up to me

Pag 13

2: You keep following me....

3: No....

4: You're the one who said “please follow me”, Danchiku

Pag 14

1: Garuaaa!!

2: Ahhhh

Don't make fun of me, there's no way!!

3: Aaaaaaaa

4: Hiigaruaaaa!!

There's no way I'll lose!!

Pag 15

1: To Sugimoto-san!!

4: I was careless – I was careless and that's why he caught up to me!! The second time too!!

I won't be careless this time!!

Pag 16

1: Ill take a plunge firmly, throw my handles, and cross the line

2: At full throttle!!

The last curve!!

3: He's not following me anymore!! He's....

Pag 17

1: He's here!!

Cough cough

2: Kuaaaa

We're entering the final sprint!!

3: Dammit, this guy is gonna stretch from here!!

4: Hiigaruaaaaa!!

Take a plunge!!

5: Take a plunge!!

Pag 18

1: Throw your handles!!

Pag 19

1: Wooooah!!

No... wait, even now....

2: It's a draw!!

Ya!!

On!!

Woah

3: Dammit, what happened, Danchiku what are you doin!!

You should be much stronger..... should....

Pag 20

1: Don't tell me.... that Sugimoto-san.... is strong too!?

2: You.... you mean it's a draw for the third time!!

How long will they keep going, at this pace it won't ever end!!

3: …. no

5: It's a shame, but there's no time left...

6: This lap is the last

#yowamushi pedal #yowamushi pedal translations #yowapeda #yowapeda manga #yowamushi pedal manga #yowamushi pedal spoilers #ride 742 #i know this chap isnt supposed to be funny but it's so funny to me asdsdfsdghdjfl #extremely good but very funny at the same time #im sorry but kaburagi being so shocked at the end like'dont tell me.... that sugimoto-san is strong too!?!?!?' like???#its ridiculous how they chose sugimoto bc they thought he was weak- like why would you chose a weak opponent and then act all high and migh #mighty???? it really says nothing good about you lmao #also onoda sdjmkdgsadhm he always believes in everyone but not sugimoto ;A; and the way imaizumi immediately pointed it out #'a-ha! so you didnt think sugimoto would win after all huh' 'yeah no dont worry me neither lol'#its sad and all but also so funny to me xD #sugimoto is the only one who 'won' without the power of friendship can you believe it #im so proud of him!!#but also at this point im very confused about whats gonna happen ????#imaizumi said okay lets stop this now we dont have all day lmao #but what now then

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haunth0use · 2 months

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Silly little modern au headcanon I just thought up for Zosan :))

I like to think that Sanji does all the driving, but he’s quite a nervous driver when going places he’s unfamiliar with and Zoro surprisingly being the one to be able to keep him calm and on track. Obviously, Zoro’s still horrendous with directions but I’d like to think with a satnav he’d be alright (Y’know how it has everything all visualised and stuff).

#like him reassuring Sanji that no they’re not gonna end up on a motorway it’s ok #this is most definitely not inspired by me coming along in the car with my mum as she makes her way to her jobs #/sarcasm #love her lots #one piece #zosan #Cas says shit #also just for added context I imagine to roads being super bendy (????) and confusing like they are here in the uk #it just making it all the more shocking to the others when they come in the car with them and they see Zoro doing most of the navigating

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shallowseeker · 7 months

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Honestly, Dean is a quiet/private griever, so I’m incredibly grateful that we got to see him grieve onscreen for Cas in such deep ways. (There was no way to get Cas back—a paralyzing loss of hope.)

On the whole, Cas’s grief is even more understated than Dean’s. I think of Cas saying somewhat pleasantly, “I miss him.” It’s a stark, functional contrast to Dean’s grief in season 8, for example.

Then, in season 11, Cas is sad but not visibly coming apart the way Dean tends to. “Sam, I’m so sorry. If there’s anything you need…” It reminds me of the pulled-together Dean we saw in 15x19, saying, “Jack, I’m so sorry…”

Cas is often able to pull himself together to be there for Sam. The exception is season 12 after LOTUS, where he loses them both at the same time and nearly loses Mary that same night. Losing multiple family members is harder for Cas. (That’s why Azazel took out all of Mary’s support in her past to get her vulnerable enough to deal for John.)

This greatly informs Cas’s speech in Stuck in the Middle (with You). His worst nightmare was happening: watching their deaths play out in front of him because they were unwilling to leave him. It’s one of the most emotional moments we ever got to see from him.

I guess my point is, if Dean’s grieving had been like Cas’s more reserved style, it’d have been likely swept aside. As raw as Dean is, people still want to undercut it. I’m so grateful the writers allowed some of it to be shown onscreen.

(In my experience, grief is weird.)

#thinky thoughts #i’m a quiet griever too #quiet doesn’t mean less deep #i have a wonderful post somewhere about them in byzantium #anyway just throwing a little celebration of quiet grief your way #i’ve never been an anime berserker griever and like idk sometimes i’m just…#so happy to see my own grief reflected on screen in a myriad of ways #from quiet shock #confusion #denial #throwing yourself into work #etc

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sincerely-sofie · 3 months

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forever thinking that whenever something goes wrong, Kip, arc, and twig in this order just goes “aw, heck!” “oh dear..” “FUC”

Have I ever got a surprise for you, Aimz.

#Twig very specifically hates swearing because of shenanigans in her human childhood #and has learned that it is a great way to confuse pokemon around her by simply saying “AW HECK” when bad stuff happens #(heck isn't said by anyone ever in the pmd world because it's a human term)#and by bewildering people with what sounds like fluent gibberish #Twig is able to frequently startle them out of their worry / sadness / fear #so she is constantly using minced oaths and making herself laugh by how shocked everyone is by it #They think she swears like a sailor #but really she's just saying “CHEESE AND CRACKERS” 24/7 #Also: Made a drawing in clip studio paint for once!!!#Trying to learn that program bc my iPad is dying slowly #Hopefully this turned out okay #the present is a gift au #stuff by sofie #pmd2 #pmd eos #pmd explorers #pmd sky #pmd #pokémon mystery dungeon #pokemon mystery dungeon #pmd2 partner #pmd partner #pmd darkrai #swear warning #(kinda)#sofie answers asks

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under-your-floorboards · 3 months

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Okay, sure, all of the knights of the round table after Arthur and Merlin get their shit together and finally court being like “yeah, we knew” is funny because none of them thought to tell them what they all saw, BUT

I present to you, all of them being literally so thrown off by this new development that really isn’t so new. Because they see Arthur and Merlin together all the time, sure, but only while they’re with them. They don’t see the private moments we do, or the carefully intimate conversations in the night when they’re alone in Arthur’s chambers. They don’t see Merlin smoothing out Arthur’s collar after dressing him when he doesn’t need to. They don’t see the domesticity when Merlin is polishing armour by the fire in Arthur’s chambers and Arthur is reading updates from the lower town nearby in total silence. Etc etc

Because let’s be real, all of the knights would die for Arthur or each other, that’s what being a knight is all about, so they figured that Merlin wasn’t any exception. They don’t truly realise the lengths he truly has gone for Arthur.

Leon has been around since the day these two literally MET. Merlin nearly commit regicide his second day and then saved Arthur from the sorceress by the third. Gwaine loves how Merlin doesn’t fall into line with hierarchy roles but can begrudgingly see why he’s so loyal to Arthur, cause he has his moments. Lance respects and admires Arthur a lot, especially after knighting him, which has always been his dream, and knows of the prophecy from Merlin as his one (1!!) in-the-know friend, so he suspects it’s just that. Elyan knows his sister is in love with Arthur, half of Camelot’s court ladies are for Gods sake, but she and Merlin act extremely different around Arthur, Merlin being so much more comfortable around him than Gwen, so he thinks it’s more of a brotherhood like the knights bond. Percy is a bit more perceptive of this, especially considering both Merlin and Arthur never really fall in love with anyone else around them the entire time, they’ve never seen Merlin in love period since they never met Freya, and Arthur had courted before but most of it was arranged or a product of his duty to the throne.

So when they’re like “lol guess who’s finally together” all of the Knights are collectively losing their minds, and replaying everything they’ve ever known about them in their minds since they met.

THAT is comedy

#poetry has a new meaning doesnt it Leon #i bet he just suspected they were breaking the law again and didnt want to say it so he left #Gwaine is only upset that he literally could’ve been flirting with Merlin all this time #HE DIDNT KNOW YOU SWUNG THAT WAY MERLIN #and omg all of them like ‘arthur isnt straight??’ kills me #I imagine that this is something Merlin and Arthur thought they knew as well #so the shock confuses them #like Arthur: what do you mean you didnt know we were madly in love with each other?#knights: WE JUST THOUGHT YOU WERE BROS #Epitome of two bros sitting in a hottub five feet apart #merlin #bbc merlin #arthur pendragon #merthur #knights of the round table #gwaine #percy #leon #lancelot

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crimeboys · 5 months

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i had a dream last night that one of my mutuals wrote a fic and they had been hyping it up as something i would absolutely love and it was even cwil pov and i was so very excited i didn’t even read the tags and it turned out to be really fluffy cdreambur fic and i didn’t know what to do

#text post #mine #my dreams #i was so. confused #bc i like drmbur in very specific ways. mostly the very pinnacle of comedy/tragedy #haven’t even read any fic for it bc i am so very picky with how i think of them #so this was just. very shocking #they had a cat together #his name was jeffrey #like some twisted 7 less j’s version of rnboo’s cat

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mirrorhouse · 1 year

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comparing how kaz and ocelot react to snake shooting friendly targets and ocelot gets really mad compared to kaz

#kaz does have a bunch of pissed sounding lines in general #but when you start shooting friendlies he tends to sound more confused and shocked #ocelot is way more angry about it #to me kinda feels like a reaction to the phantom acting 'wrong'#or. or. something #mgs #mgs sound #★

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creative-chaos-apparently · 9 months

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NOT ONE OF YOU WAS GONNA TELL ME MY FANFICTION IS MENTIONED AND CREDITED IN A LORE DIVE VIDEO????