#they had a cat together

[amaliasboyfriend]

i had a dream last night that one of my mutuals wrote a fic and they had been hyping it up as something i would absolutely love and it was even cwil pov and i was so very excited i didn’t even read the tags and it turned out to be really fluffy cdreambur fic and i didn’t know what to do

#text post #mine #my dreams #i was so. confused #bc i like drmbur in very specific ways. mostly the very pinnacle of comedy/tragedy #haven’t even read any fic for it bc i am so very picky with how i think of them #so this was just. very shocking #they had a cat together #his name was jeffrey #like some twisted 7 less j’s version of rnboo’s cat

[jedi-starbird]

Alpha-17 and Obi-Wan being friends (derogatory) on 17's part and friends (threatening) on Obi-Wan's part is such an underrated dynamic

They could be so funny and terrifying, like Obi-Wan went through a soul shredding experience with Alpha-17 as his only company. They're friends because what else are you gonna be after you witness each other at absolute rock bottom from torture.

It's like 'dog put in cage of cheetah who's threatening to go crazy', except the dog is a grizzly bear and also threatening to go crazy.

Emotional support trooper except the trooper in question has never done any sort of supporting in his life and is actively an emotional distress trooper to a great number of the CC batch.

I want them texting everyday, I want Obi-Wan mailing handmade BFF bracelets to Alpha and Alpha sending pics back of him flipping off the camera but still wearing them, I want Alpha using Obi-Wan to keep track of and occasionally terrorize his cadets, I want 17 ending problems in the GAR (like Krell) before they begin because Obi-Wan has him shipped out on a personal transport at the first opportunity, decked out with slug-throwers Obi-Wan got him for his decant-day.

Natborn officers think this is all just an odd indulgence of General Kenobi, the Vode, however, correctly identify it as a goddamn threat and their danger assessment of Obi-Wan ticks up significantly.

When Alpha arrives on Kamino, Shaak Ti presses a shiny new comm into his hand. It has the Jedi Order symbol painted onto it alongside a smiley face sticker, and it pings immediately with a new message: Hello! I hope you're settling in well!

Alpha stares at the message, stares at the singular contact named 'OWK' and then stares Shaak Ti in the eye as he pitches the comm straight into the ocean. Shaak Ti's serene smile only grows larger as she calmly reaches into her robes and pulls out an identical comm, only this one has a frowny face sticker, and presses it into his hand. It lights up: I'm afraid we've bonded, Alpha :). Alpha shuts it off and pockets it with resignation.

Cody arrives on Alpha-17's personal recommendation.

A-17: He's the most difficult little bastard I have. You're perfect for each other. OWK: Thank you, he's very handsome :3 A-17: No. Stop.

The first thing he asks once he gets comfortable is who his general is texting so much that has him swinging his legs and twirling his hair. Cody assumes it's Anakin, given they seem joint at the hip anyway, but little does he know Obi-Wan's ability to consistently have the Weirdest Relationships Ever.

"Oh, it's Alpha-17, I understand you're familiar with each other?" Hmm. OK. Cody.exe is experiencing a processing error, please hold. He exits the room instead of answering. The next day he peeks over the General's shoulder when he's texting and sees walls of rambling messages from Obi-Wan. Alpha-17 replies every hour with a single text: Lose this number. Obi-Wan giggles. "He's so funny." he says.

When Obi-Wan meets the rest of the CC batch, Cody makes sure to stand perfectly angled so that he can record the reactions when his general cuts off their introductions with "Oh, no need, Alpha-17's told me all about you." It's always immediate FEAR.JPG followed by a slow spiral of What The Fuck.

What do you mean by that General. What does that mean Cody. What do you mean they text. No. Cody. What the fuck is happening, Cody. Alpha-17 doesn't have friends he has enemies and enemies he tolerates enough not to shoot on sight.

OWK: Wolffe reached for his vambrace? when I mentioned you A-17: That's where he keeps his spare knife. OWK: Hm that does explain the way he eyed me up, ambitious. A-17: Clearly not enough, he should have followed through. I taught them better.

#alpha obi wan and cody are so powerful together they could win the war or start an entirely new one. who knows :) #i fully think 17 awakens the feral cat part of obi wan thats been dormant since qui gon died and he had to become a responsible brotherdad #like at last someone to scruff him by the neck and call him stupid its very familiar to obi wan it brings back memories #fully on my 'obi wan has the weirdest relationship dynamics ever' agenda #obi wan is a lying liar who loves lying and the biggest lie is that he's the only normal well-adjusted one here. no. he is SO deeply strang #obi wan kenobi #star wars #alpha 17 #commander cody

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Bonus 8: How met your mother (CSSR design by @qourmet!)

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #cangse sanren #wei changze #jiang fengmian #It was important to me that WCZ had the hereditary mole. I will die on this hill. #I have been *waiting* for the day to finally arrive when I could finally make this comic. It's been marinating for months. #My mission is to redraw all of qour's character designs one day. They are just *that* good. #CSSR has the vibes of a wandering menace who shows up in towns like a stray cat arriving at a new doorstep for treats. 10/10. #While YZY strongly leads us to believe that JFM was in love with CSSR and that's his whole motivation behind taking wwx in- #-I do think this is (once again) rumour being presented as reality. It's the juicer story to tell after all. #It is still possible that he did love her! But I think that story undercuts the relationship he also had with WCZ. #Yall ever think about how JC and WWX parallel their fathers? How Wei Changze also left the Jiang Leader's side? I do. #Unlike JC though It is far more hilarious and plausible to imagine JFM begging to be CSSR and WCZ's third. You know he would. #My wild headcanon is that JFM and YZY are in a mlm and wlw arranged marriage situation. Deeply unhappy as partners. Better as friends. #they care for each other and I'll admit that there is a beautiful tragedy in them having romantic feelings for each other the whole time. #But I am also here for the gaffs. Let them be unfulfilled homosexuals together. #Meanwhile cssr and wcz are having incredible hetrosexual sex in a bisexual way that WILL leave him pregnant by the end of it.

[aquacomet]

Boop! 🐾

Watch out! Some little guys have been spotted running around again, not delivering soup this time but boops!

Doodled these up using the drawme box, when you doodle one of them the other is never that far behind!

#aquadoodles #aqua's doodle box #fnaf #fnaf sun #fnaf moon #I keep imagining the thought that they'd repeatedly boop you on the nose like a cat paws at you asdgf #my fave two doodles from my silly doodle batch so far #liked these too much I had to post them together #made a few small fixes to Moon's eye + sigs but the rest is unedited #I was fighting the site's lack of rotation when doodling adshf

[slinkiezz]

Aelwyn Abernant

#If I had the practice to do a good job redrawing this as aelwyn i would #i still might #I just think Brittas line about her two one-eyed cats #together my cats can do anything #is very aelwyn coded #dimension 20 #fantasy high junior year #fhjy #fh #fantasy high spoilers #fantasy high #fhjy spoilers

[wormspoodle]

mutant mayhem doodles,, i am so excited for this movie

rise mikey meeting klunk :]

real and canon interaction between donnies

#somebody contain me please #ive been pretty art blocked #i love the mutant mayhem designs #had to draw em #i just need the mikeys to show each other their cats #cat get together #also i think rise donnie would reach a breaking point with 2012 don idk #like they'd get along but i like conflict so /lh #art dump #doodle dump #worms doodles #tmnt #mutant mayhem #tmnt 2012 #tmnt 2003 #rise of the tmnt #tmnt mikey #tmnt leo #tmnt raph #tmnt donnie

[ye-oldroderich]

davekat doodles inspired by me and my boyfriend

i am cringe but i am free

#davekat #homestuck #im the karkat my bf is the dave #first is inspired by us deciding to move in together. plus my cat is there #then when he had a concert #and also a fucking awful haircut #one of our friends said we were “kindating” once #i died a little (because its true) #rodarts

[andfangs]

#spymaster just wanted some attention

#dwedit #timelordgifs #themastergifs #useraurore #usertennant #doctor who #dhawan!master #sacha dhawan #the master #this scene is so washed out and cyan why is it SO CYAN #literally he is a cat and he is acting out because he is not receiving the proper amount of attention #furthering my agenda that if he had a companion it would fix him #he is a looney tunes villain give him a cute friend and they can pull silly schemes together!!! #anyway here you go cy ily uwu #riotgifs

[heartorbit]

a wahoo girl in a wahoo world

#emu otori #project sekai #pjsk #prsk #ignore the tone of the ena i posted the other day. this s emu territory. Kyaa with me. Shalalalaaa #court mandated emu #the court in question? ME...! #birthday mandated emu actually #i havent open splat3 in literally a month sorry LAWLLLLL #My cringeflop cat is cuddled up to my side with her belly up and its taking all of my willpower #not to shove my hand into her belly because itll make her mad as fuuuck and she'll wake up #BUT SHES SOOOO CUTE. ok goodnight ^_^ #OOH MY GOD MY TABLET PEN THAT I BROKE OPEN AND MELTED BACK THE WIRES TOGETHER ON ISNDOING ITS THING AGAIN #it wont recognize the pen skmetimes. UHGGGG SOLDERING IT WAS A PAIN IN THE ASSSSS I HAD TO DO IT WITH A SCREWDRIVER AND A CANDLE. FAWK OFF #huion FAAACK you and your tablet pens that break at a stiff gust of wind. I know i got this like 6 years ago but still. IT SHOULD WORK #this is so lazy injust wanted to try 800 brushes and draw emu ok. I CAN DO WHATI WANT!! #ok thats all my grievances goodnight for real #emu my scp creature very very true

[royalarchivist]

Fit: [Releasing two large wild cats into the Federation Bakery] That's right, Mr. Baker, you've got some company now! Isn't that wonderful? Nothing bad's gonna happen there. No, it's all gonna be good.

Federation Baker: [Gets mauled]

#FitMC #QSMP #The Federation #I guess #December 22 2023 #The context for this is he was supposed to catch snow leopards #spent a lot of time finding these ones #found out they weren't the right cat #and went ''actually you know what? screw this'' #Q #I actually only had the first part queued but then the second part happened so I edited the clips together #December 23 2023 #SORRY had to reupload there was an error

[raiiny-bay]

sleepy morning with the boys

#ts4 #simblr #ts4 edit #ts4 render #sims 4 #myedits #kelly #dhestyn #i apologize for the long post #this originally had 6 photos for a grid format but #i don't really like the other 3 so. yea. #full disclosure it is actually very rare for kelly to wake up at the same time as dhes #kel is literally a cat. he will sleep 16 hours a day if dhes lets him #& dhes gets out of bed at like 4:30/5 every morning #he'll cook a full breakfast & do a load of laundry & go for a jog before going to work #he also usually feeds duder bc if he doesn't she will yell & bother kelly until he wakes up #kel has to be woken up gently or he'll get cranky lol #he tends to wake up later in the morning & pick up lunch for everyone at the shop before walking to work #then the boys will drive home together at the end of their shifts #dani kind of just lets them come & go whenever they want. they mostly make their own hours #she doesn't care as long as they show up for work at some point

[sidetongue]

this beautiful idiot went to live with someone else and honestly, both of our QOL are much better HAHA

#she just could not vibe with a house full of other animals #her anxiety manifested in insatiably eating everything #not just food #cardboard plastic you name it #i had to lock cupboards and put books on the bin so she couldnt open it and rummage through it #she screamed for food constantly #she innappropriately toileted constantly #to the point where i bought two automatic litter trays so they were always spotless in case that was the issue #she was medicated and given daily enrichment #but nope #anyway after over a year of kind of hating our life together #i bit the bullet and rehomed her #her food obsession has disappered and besides peeing on their bathmat once #she has used the litter tray without issue #we make a commitment to our pets yall #but do not force yourself to keep them if you are both miserable #i wish i was brave enough to have done this sooner #anyway #rehoming is not the devil #and you can do it responsibly #bye ferg i'm sorry to say i don't miss you #but i'm so glad you're finally happy #fergie #the cat edition

[she-anemone]

Blaze-cille

#sonic #sth #sth fanart #sonic the hedgehog #blaze the cat #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #dunmeshi #marcille donato #marcille dungeon meshi #this took me like all day #as soon as I had the idea I had to do it #I think they’d be hater besties together #and in this au Amy would be falin #jus sayin

[fantasygerard2000]

It honestly feels like the discourse around these two is less about Disney not being "bold" or "creative" and more about people being salty they didn't get their goth GF and glowing twink

#like i get why y'all wanted these two in the final product #it's just that i think that u only like these two because of their designs #we barely know what their characters and roles are gonna be and y'all make them up #which is not a bad thing #i do encourage to write stories with what its like if they were kept #i just don't condone the behavior of “it would've been better if it had my blorbo in it” #though after putting them together #i do be seeing a “black cat and golden retriever” dynamic rn #disney wish #wish 2023 #wish movie #wish #disney #wish star #star #starboy #wish starboy #pixar #pixar inside out #inside out #inside out 2 #inside out shame #shame #inside out 2 shame

[naamahdarling]

I have messed up a lot of things, but loving this baby isn't one of them.

She is so soft.

#she had a good training night tonight! #good job Fancy! #it REALLY has brought us even closer together and I am loving it #my cats #cats #fancy #littlemissfancypants

[hgduo]

AND HGDUO/GOSSIPDUO/QMOCKINGJAYS YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS!!!

#hgduo #gossipduo #qmockingjays #badboyhalo #cellbit #qsmp #listen im rly sad so i need to duo post just a little- I had this queued but swagever im posting it now #prolly up there with k!lckity for dynamics that altered my brain and will haunt me #I think about them so much I’ve had to restraint myself over and over from bringing them up in so many posts you have no idea 😭 #if things continue somehow and things are stable enough that i feel okay watching then great awesome #if not then im so glad it gave me them- not only a great roleplay duo but also just good vibes I loved them #just a millenniums old demon and the funny little cat he found on a battlefield solving mysteries and eating people ;u; #gif #maybe tomorrow i'll change my url just cuz idk #I wish we could've gotten more with them... they really are great together- maybe we will- qsmp or not #anyway I have salmon that's gonna go bad unless if I cook it like... right now LOL!