#im old now guys

[jaypilled]

birthday post ... hello youtube it's my birthday today yayaahhh wooo/ref

#sorry for the lack of superstar rockin jay content considering i have a superstar rockin jay themed blog #just thought I'd briefly go back to ninjago for my birthday #im old now guys #ninjago #jay walker #kai smith #superstar rockin jay #avatar kai #lego ninjago #ninjago fanart #prime empire #jay art

[sassysillysavvy]

it’s been a while

#i can’t remember the last time i uploaded a selfie lol #im old now guys #and very witchy >:) <3 #whoops a selfie

[cozylittleartblog]

New Family Speedrun 00:09.12 (World Record Not Clickbait???)

#deltarune #queen #lancer #rouxls kaard #comic #art #doodles #SDFJKHJKDHSF THIS IS STUPID i said it on discord at like 2AM and then went Wait Thats Funny Actually #and u know what It Is #they're both the wife actually #this is also supremely old this is like WELL over a year old #queenkaard #my art #are you guys enjoying me clearing out my drafts. i hope u are. ancient artwork... now go look at my etsy im posting sooooo much stuff 2day

[obsob]

happy and proud!!

✷(print shop)✷

#mine #original #sm how managed 2 miss pride month....but its pride month every month in this house hold #ive read two bad YA books so far this month as a break from th 2nd farseer book but now.....i am back.........i am reading th 3rd one #its gna make my brain explode i can feel it #n then idk what i will read. maybe th hands of th emperor #could i read smth other than 800 page epic fantasy pls #the YA books werent too bad for YA but they hve that YA cringe 2 it. idk how u people read it constantly #if i hve 2 read th word 'heck' one more time #also theres always like. disney channel vibes. like i read gay YA romance n its so sanitised n vanilla. its so superficial #like i get this is for 16 year olds but were is the longing. the yearing. these guys are fanfic tropes stuck 2gether 2 glue. #also. what is with nearly every mlm romance / fantasy being YA not adult fiction. whats up w that #anyway hve a good evenin im gna do knitting!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sprixyn]

#this is a blinkie blog now apparently #sorry guys im being silly and having fun #maybe it was a gougar.... #blinkies #blinkie #cw flashing #gif #webcore #old internet #geocities #gougar

[randomminty]

The og iono fan

#wasnt gonna post bc its just a sketch but. twt really liked it crying #art tag #pokemon #pokemon scvi #gym leader grusha #gym leader iono #should i have a sketch tag……..nah #really clean sketch actually #i have so many old asks to grt to SORRYYY <3333 #AND TY FOR THE JOHTO E4 ASKS im so ill abt them you guys get it #btw this is based on their dlc convo abt grusha watching iono before she was all clout hungry lol. hes a full time iono hater now

[bonchobrick]

tw: slight suicidal actions (but not really the batfam are wildly clueless to the actual context to danny's bullshit hes not suicidal--in this fic--he's dead get it RIGHT brucie)

Au where Batfam are entirely convinced that the new vigilante in Gotham, danny, has time travel powers because he can vanish away from their senses completely

This becomes a problem however when 

Bruce searches for him because wants to save Jason. Danny can save Jason not in the--im a time traveler and i can bring him or you back from or to the past--but in the, I’m a ghost king and have domain over the dead haha

Batfam become really concerned watching Phantom fight because “if he has time travel powers why doesn’t he avoid getting hit every time he can” and get worried phantom is purposefully letting himself get hurt

Danny in all honesty is just vibin the entire time while the batfam is going crazy at every sliver of info they get about danny because like

okay hes a time traveler thats established they got over that

This guy whos somehow been able to stop and rehabilitate rouges (ghosts) in his town is 15??

he may be the kindest most self destructive kid they've ever met like who immediately agrees to help people who were trying to capture and interogate him because he 'thinks we are better than the last billionaire who did this' what the FUCK

Oh yeah and they find out as a bonus in the end that his normal unpowered form he is a teen with black hair and blue eyes (bruce no no dont do it dont--)

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Bruce is losing his mind

Okay so at the start of this there’s an unknown vigilante (danny) that Batman tends to bump into. Except Batman isn’t sure what he is.

Every time they run into each other Batman can tell there should just be a person beside him but before he gets a glimpse and opens his eyes to empty fresh air.

A vigilante that can vanish before their very eyes?

What do the bats think about this?

They think this vigilante can control time and is doing that to sneak out of their gaze.

Now here’s where the funny part comes in

Bruce goes on a wild hunt to search for the vigilante with a plan. To make them turn back time so that he can save his son.

The problem with this?

Danny is not a time traveler most days–scratch that he's not one at all. He can save his son Jason though, in fact he wants to, it’s just he needs to figure out a way to do this whilst not blowing his cover that he is the goddamn ghost king.

So he pretends that he does have time powers and that he just… uh… needs a minute to figure them out… yeah that!

Cue Batfam getting progressively more worried about Danny because ‘if he could turn back time—why doesn’t he avoid those hits?’

They all kinda think Danny is like purposefully hurting himself so now Danny is forced to eat breakfast with them and sleep at their manor.  I mean he’s confused at why they always look so worried about something but he’ll make sure Batman’s son gets home soon! Plus the rich people temporary-living-situation without all the ‘I want to adopt you’ billionaire bullshit is pretty sweet!!

(somewhere in the ghost zone jason is tearing up laughing at the batfam as they struggle to not burst into flames trying to figure out danny-- like for christs sake they think the ghost king is an american doctor who and are trying to get him to spill where his tardis is)

#dc x dp #dp x dc #fanfiction #danny phantom #batfam #danny fenton #bruce wayne #batman #jason todd #Batfam trying to be relatable to a time traveler: so... 1990 was sooo cool right? #danny sweatdropping having never passed basic history on his own w/o cheating since elementary: yea i loved seeing real life dinosaurs haha #dick born in 1990: what #mans never passed world history #dick is so sad #everyone keeps calling him a dinosaur now and its really getting to him #tim pointing at dick: this 24 year old is a FOSSIL #dick crying: leave me ALONE im still YOUNg and BEAUTIFUL #danny: i think I caused a new episode of family fights #batfam watching danny slam down from five stories of concrete worried as hell #danny casually getting up: whats up guys! whos ready to partay!! #batfam: haha... *silently dials hotline* ...mee #its been a bit since I last posted one of these so its not my best :( #Ill be sure to edit some good ones soon so yall can read :)) #ohkay gn lovelies ^^ #oh my god its only 12 nevermind i lied hey guys have a good afternoon #batfamily #danny is a little shit #batfam are so confused

[metrixnos]

Daisy chains

#its my birthday #im old now #i doodled them for myself :] #dsmp #technoblade #technoblade fanart #wilbur soot #wilbur soot fanart #twinsduo fanart #twinsduo #hope you guys are having a good one o7

[cold1dead1eyes]

i love caretakers who used to be whumpees. a caretaker that’s covered in scars, who screams themself awake at night, who sees the marks on whumpee and has to look away because it’s too familiar.

and nobody else knows. caretaker is so put together, nobody would expect it, but whumpee can tell. they see the fear in caretaker’s eyes when whumpee talks about what whumper did to them. how sometimes they flinch when they’re touched. how they wake up shaking and covered in sweat, reaching out in a panic to shove their blankets off.

still, caretaker tries to be strong for whumpee. they know how it feels to be hurt and they want to be there for them, even though they still haven't gotten over their own trauma.

#whump #whump writing #whump prompt #whump drabble #whump scenario #whumpee turned caretaker #traumatized caretaker #whump recovery #hi guys… i havent posted in a while! #just been caught up with other stuff #buttt. im feelin some motivation now. so have an old draft #vince rambles

[b4kuch1n]

pre-marination doobles. dont ask me questions

#pikmin 4 #captain olimar #captain shepherd #moss (pikmin) #oatchi #I Dont Know what player character Im drawing lmao. probably not pom. maybe pom? #I just think itd be funny to have that guy in the rescue corps who literally nobody knows anything about. oh that? yeah the rookie #just picked em up last training session. they do anything we like em #but due to not having an actual head drawn inside it Ive been drawing their helmet slightly too small fskjdfhjd #but I think I should lean into it. our new guy's a little bit fucked up but we love them. no you cant have them #also akira slide for fun. olimar deserves it #Im sorry that u dont have time power that turns u into an absolute dandori beast old man. u can have this. I give u this #okay. now I go marinate meat. and then sleep #have a good night lads. dog can have a stick if they want to

[ghostpotion]

When I tell you the phrase "getting older is a privilege that many are denied" drastically changed my mentality for the better. I mean it

#text #singlehandedly squashed a lot of my insecurities about aging #and like. the dread of it . it's an old habit im still unlearning but i feel much less dread now #because of the meme of that guy eating pizza in his car

[mail-me-a-snail]

feeling lonely in the oldest house? all too uncomfortably aware of your own mortality as a human being? bring your best friend in science dr. darling around with you to stave off the existential dread!

don't need a cheery buddy shadowing your every move? how about a masterclass in misery?

2010's best crime fiction writer is now a bestseller in toy form! slam him against a wall! throw him into the ocean lake! read to him at night; keep him happy and the dark presence happier!

batteries may not be included, but the anxiety is!

#alan wake #control game #dr darling #casper darling #digital art #artists on tumblr #doodle #mine #my art #REMEDY GAMES LETS GET ON IT IM DOIN ALL THE GATDAMN MERCH WORK OVER HERE! #snif. my guys ever #this ask is super old i apologize but i only just now got around to drawing smthing for it #darlings mustache glasses n bowtie are felt

[bisaster-energy]

thinking about her (''you know what I like about him is that he's sarcastic but thoughtful and appreciative too" "now what is that supposed to mean" "okay okay the roAD ROAD dude watch the road")

#crazy how they just dropped cas' old vessel lore #''wait so Benjamin is a woman?'' ''benjamin is an angel his vessel is a woman'' #just like cas was an angel in his last vessel but because Jimmy's body is now his own #he's like ''im a guy now'' #anyway trans cas #lily sunder has some regrets #think dean should have also been faced with knowledge that cas too had a vessel that was a woman tho it wouldve done smth

[moeblob]

kitty kitty kitty

#fe three houses #felix hugo fraldarius #listen ok hear me out ok there is a wonderful duo i know online #who have a lovely orange cat named ferdinand and i love him and this is ONLY a problem #because i now have a funky lil orange kitten boy myself and his name is Caramel Latte and i keep #almost calling him the wrong name and im so embarrassed w myself #but after spending a year looking at someone elses cat via photo spams when i can its like #aha thats the name of a Cat #anyway i love my lil fella my lil guy #and we adopted him and his mama and they were basically living upstairs in the guest room to be Safe and Sound #bc i am the only resident upstairs and so its quieter #and so for a week the mom would come to my room and just MEOW at 4am #and id be like ope my turn #and then i would leave my room and go to the guest room and play with Caramel Latte and his 4am zoomies #im designated other parent and its truly an honor ok #my dad would be like oh no cant find the lil guy and im like ohyeah ? bet? and he would RUN ON OUT and sit on my foot #Latte loves me a lot...te..... #and i showed a lil video of him to someone on discord and her response was #his ears are too big for his lil head #and its true he has huge ears and i wuv him and he will grow into them eventually its fine he is hardly just over a month old #anyway kittens my beloved

[mtsodie]

wonder what they talk about

#dhmis #cotl #dont hug me im scared #cult of the lamb #yellow guy #narinder #the one who waits #🎨 #they chat so much and im p sure theyre classified as friends in my save its very funny #except i think yg is dead now . or old

[lemonrin-i]

I have a disdain for love triangles BUT I feel like a triangle between Malleus, Ace and the Prefect has great angst potential.

I don't have a great hold on Ace's character so I could be wrong but judging from how he reacted when Deuce got his UM I have a feeling that Ace longs for greatness but isn't aware of that yet considering he likes to slack off meanwhile Malleus longs for mediocrity, he does not care for greatness. I think these two characters would make a great foil for each other because their jealousy over each other isn't JUST due to being unable to pursue the Prefect (Ace wanting to be great in their eyes meanwhile Malleus wanting to have a cozy life with them) but because they want to be each other.

So essentially not really a love triangle but Ace and Malleus trying to prove if they can take control of their destiny.

#don't jump me if im wrong tho 😭😭 #now that i think about it this could be malleus and leona too #but idk i like the dynamic between a 300 year old fae prince and some guy #twst #twisted wonderland #disney twisted wonderland #disney twst #twstプラス #malleus draconia #ace trappola #malleus draconia x reader #ace trappola x reader #malleyuu #aceyuu #🍋citrus_thunks