#im never killing my boy

[topfloorbosses]

the worst part about skyrim isn't the repetitive quests or the bugs, it's the 'kill paarthurnax' quest. it's stupid as hell. you should be able to kill dephine.

#skyrim #paarthurnax #im never killing my boy

[haunted-xander]

Well, I guess you didn't have much of a choice either

#sooooo fucked up being a teenage boy just messing around with friends one day #and the next weird monsters are after you #and suspicious guys youve never met before start telling you you shouldnt even exist #and even the gentle girl who seems to know SO much that you met #says you have to disappear #all for the sake of this one boy youve never heard of #who apparently everyone loves and wants back #even if it means essentially killing someone else(you) #and youre expected to just. follow along and sacrifice yourself for him #even though you are also a real perosn with real friends (or so you believe) #and at the end you do it #because youre tired and confused #and part of you feels like it should do it #that its the right thing to do #even though you still dont know anything bc no one will tell you #except for the girl but everyone always goes out of their way to stop her #anyway im rambling the kh2 prolouge is so fucked up when u think about it #roxas #sora #kingdom hearts #kingdom hearts 2 #kh #kh2 #art #my art #xanders art #digital art #fan art

[skitskatdacat63]

2023 Qatar Grand Prix - Sprint - Oscar Piastri

#not my best ever gifs i dont think BUT IM SOOOOO HAPPPYYYYYYYY!!!!!! #OSCAR P1!!!!!! OSCAR WIN!!!!!! OSCAR ROOKIE WIN LETS GOOOOO #i still cant believe it this is absolutely insane #i feel like i find myself saying this every week about oscar but wow #back in bahrain i could never have imagined him winning a race this year!! IN HIS ROOKIE SEASON!!!! #I was shocked when i woke up to see him have gotten pole in the shootout #AND THEN TO WATCH HIM WIN!!!! SOOOOOOO GOOD #Im so proud of him sob sob sob #again: throwbacl to me and dru talking abt the possibility of him podiuming or even winning #and i was like no way i doubt it with this car. nevermind :) ive never been so happy to be incorrect #WHERE IS MARK!??!!?!??!!? WHERE ARE YOU???? YOUR BOY JUST FUCKING WON!!!! WHERE IS THE HUG???? WHERE IS THE CONGRATS??? #i swear to god if i check his insta and theres yet another animal vid on his story im going to kill the old man #HE WAS WANDERING AROUND THE GARAGE YESTERDAY FOR QUALI!! WHERE WAS HE TODAY AAAGHHHHHH #oscar piastri #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #2023 qatar grand prix #2023 qatar gp #we do a little bit of f1

[lotus-pear]

when are u gonna show me my children you’ve been teasing me for like a week 😞😞😢😢

singular (child) actually....i couldn't figure out how to draw vals hair bc im dumb as rocks,,,,,,,anyway take sam for now he's my beloved son as well my angel

#youre SOOOOO lucky you have gf privileges #............i normally dont draw for anyone😒😒 #HE IS SO FUCKING PRETTY PRINCESS. AND I WILL GIVE HIM THE BABYGIRLIFICATION THAT ONLY MY STYLE CAN ACHIEVE. #DONT WORRY SUMI. YOUR BOYS ARE SAFE IN MY HANDS (i will forcibly feminize them dont leave them in my care) #anyway i had so much fun doing this #happy graduation this is your going away present🫶🏼 #please never come back♥️♥️♥️♥️ #lotus’s asks #lotus draws #retrograde #(?) am i allowed to use that tag #LMAO #EDIT WAIT I FUCKING FORGOT HIS GLASSES JM HONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF #GLASSES WEARERS ERASURE...................💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 #IM SORRY SAM

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

job applications: this is entry level! anyone can apply!

job applications: ...as long as you've done at least six months of highly specific work, or have this exact degree, or if you kissed a chicken during the last moon of 2012-

#im back in the trenches bois its Not Looking Great #gonna apply to this stupid thing anyway but #it looks like stockin grocery store shelves is the way im gonna go #unless i get Very lucky or manage to bullshit my way into this job #college isn't necessary but Man a lot of places want you to attend. no <3 #but noooo instead i have to like. work. till i die. and never make enough money to live comfortably. sigh #sometimes i think to myself 'i should make video essays on youtube and see if that goes anywhere' #and sometimes i think 'i should scribble up things that people would buy and make a shop' #and sometimes i think 'what if i killed someone with a stick. would that be fucked up or what' #absolutely unprompted #AGHHHHHHHH THE BOXES WE AS HUMANITY HAVE LOCKED OURSELVES INTO IM GONNA LOSE IT #i was born to be a handsome decoration / weird little artist for eccentric wealthy people #i was meant to drape myself across a beautiful philanthropist woman's lap and doodle lil animals for her #while she rambles and feeds me grapes #yk. if i did make a shop i could have an extra section for small crochet things #coasters. small hand warmers. tiny shapes. simple cat toys. that sorta thing. quick and easy stuff #i could make them w/ specific colors so that they're subtle fandom themed #i literally have a coaster in damian's robin colors... a black/red SB square... #hm. thinking #oh shit i gotta work on that new commission sheet #OH NO. I FORGOR SOMETHING I SHOULD NOT HAVE FORGOR. I HAVE MADE A LITTLE FUCKY WUCKY #excuse me everyone i have something to finish

[can-of-slorgs]

The other researchers are also here! (magical edition!)

#neopets #neotag #neoart #eyrie #gelert #THE BOYS ARE HEREEE #vin doods #my beautiful magical boyssss #had some time to kill this weekend so might as well finish rendering some stuff i have lying around lmao #its ironic cause my oc stuff is the stuff that gets less views or reacts overall but is the ones im more interested in for the most part #its been a while since i've actually really loved an bunch of ocs and this 4 (technically 5) are going to be the death of me lol #just to be consistent with the other post #eyrie's name is Ozzi or Oz #and gelert's name i'm still unsure of but for now I'm going with Faeran #i'm so emotionally invested in these characters you have no idea LMFAOO #also I did base Faeran's looks in a lot of “long dogs” like borzois and the ears just came naturally to me lol #I'm still working on a doc with all the info for those interested tho buuut if any are reading by this point feel free to ask about them!! #I'll just never shut up lol #the neopia i did put them in is a tad bit more.... “dark”?? i guess?? #its less abstractly magical and i did have to find out how to build a magic system for everything to work lol #and my dnd knowledge did filter a l o t into it so sorry bout that oops:;; #anyway this is too long and hardly anyone really reads this much but hey! finally my babies have faces so i don't feel so bad!!! #it doesnt help that i post this stuff at buttfuck hours LMFAOO

[moonsstan]

I LIVE FOUND HEAVEN I LOVE FOUND HEAVEN I LOVE FOUND HEAVEN I LOVE FOUND HEAVEN I LOVE FOUND HEAVEN I LOVE FOUND HEAVEN I LOVE FOUND HEAVEN I LOVE FOUND HEAVEN

#thats how im feeling rn #i just listened to all of it #and Eye of The Night is my fav #I LOVE IT #im so happy omg #conan gray #Found Heaven #Eye of the Night #Miss You #Forever With Me #The Final Fight #Fainted Love #Bourgeoisieses #Boys & Girls #sunset season #superache #kid krow #Lonely Dancers #winner #alley rose #never ending song #killing me

[bottombaron]

i kno he had a lot going on at the moment and he wasnt there for the Patton Oswalt-Batman event but i just know, deep down in my heart of hearts, 42 hours after he's been returned as a human, Guillermo De La Cruz is going to be spending a lot of time in that potting shed thinking abt Nandor's scary aggressive dom phase

#wwdits #what we do in the shadows #guillermo de la cruz #nandor #nandermo #i know it because thats what ive been doing for the the past 4 days #i have no other way to say this so im going to just say it: Guillermo is GAY gay ok #and a 6-foot tall pretty boy just loomed over him held his hands kept him in place to tell him he can kill him in his mother language #you just knoW Guillermo is having a crisis abt that when he's acquired enough distance from his angst #furthermore: it will take even longer for his pussy to catch up to seeing Nandor at the feast #literally ROLLING HIS HIPS with his arms braced on either side of him like a bedframe #like hes a fucking beast feeding on a gazelle #but Guillermo is going to kicking Laszlo out of the potting shed indefinitely when he does #like Nandor is never /that/ much of a vampire and he went to 100% monster mode and Guillermo is a certified monster fucker #you kno Nandor was fulfilling so many fantasies for Guillermo in those moments #my baby boy is going to be THIRSTY for the next 13 years fr

[hella1975]

wait zuko tries to actually kill someone?? zuko??? the guy who tried to save ZHAO after everything?? that zuko???

the very same!!!

#the more we talk about it the more fucked off i get. ZUKO zuko? turtleduck boy? son of ursa? get his name out your mouth netflix #he tried to kill sokka and katara once each AND he shot aang out of the sky rlly brutally in ep1 #and like. smirked as he fell towards ice spikes despite not knowing appa would swoop in and catch him #like what was all that about. who is this guy #he also ordered his soldiers to burn down the entire swt village and only didnt bc aang stepped forward. WHAT #like you could argue he doesn't realise his attacks are fatal bc he's just blinded by temper and his mission #like he's never directly gone 'kill that guy!' 'im gonna kill you' or smthn even tho when he attacked katara it WAS pretty implied #w the whole 'im gonna get the avatar are NO ONE will get in my way' or whatever the fuck he said before close-range channeling #enough fire to constitute a BOMB and aiming at her while she was already down. WHATEVER #so i think that's maybe what the writers are going for but like. that's such a weak defence #ask #atla live action

[widevibratobitch]

when i say i am obsessed with him

#'indescribable insolence' <3333 #dumas writing aramis in '20 years after': #i am going to create a character that is so egdy sarcastic provocative and irritating to everyone around him #and im gonna make stirring shit being an asshole and gruesome murder his favourite hobbies #and he did just as he said. bless him. #most character ever #and what makes him even better is the contrast between 20YA!aramis and t3M!aramis. its hilarious. #my man really went feral. midlife crisis some call it. i call it character development of all time. i call it serving cunt. #aramis as a musketeer a soldier a man in a profession where you're literally paid for killing people: #sweetness and mildness personified writes poetry and theology essays in his free time never gambles dreams about dedicating his life to god #aramis as a priest: whooo boy i hope i get to fUCKING KILL A PERSON TODAY >:D #anyway. i love him a normal amount or something. #the three musketeers #alexandre dumas #anyway. i reread this scene and the charenton battle today because it's definitely in my top 3 aramis moments #also the english translation on the gutenberg page omits two lines of dialogue that i remembered from my polish translation #and it goes something like #de Chatillon says 'i think you're looking for a fight sir' to which Aramis basically responds with 'oh nooo you *think*? Imao'. iconic. #(and its even funnier cause that makes athos immediately go 'aramis stfu plz' and aramis just goes 'no <3' im obsessed with them) #vingt ans apres #do i have a #twenty years after #tag?? not sure tbh i think i dont but tagging just in case ig

[devotedlystrangewizard]

the school arc to me is so good because it drags ciel out of his position as a powerful figure and literally places him in the shoes of the person he could have been. the circus arc ALSO drags him out of his position as big bad queens watch dog/head of the phantomhive estate but the school arc feels like a mockery of a future that never was. this is what he could have been had his parents not died. and even then its NOT because he will never be that kid.

he never was.

#ramblings #incoherent beyond belief its 4 am #and im trying to avoid manga spoilers #might add a reblog with more coherent thoughts when i wake up but im off my meds so i cant promise anything #actually correction im being vague w the manga spoilers #manga readers know whats up #idk if there are any anime only ppl who havent been spoiled on The Plottwist Ever yet #but i figured there will be new fans and though im not tagging this it might still get seen so #cant WAIT to see our boy absolutely miserable in animation form should they recreate that arc LMAOOO #which ofc is after the germany arc so thats still a long time away #but STILL. itd be fun i need to see this young teenager lose his mind in color with sound #him relying on sebastian to do all his fag duties (sorry. dredge) so he can work his way up the social ladder #trying to gain power while simultaneously proving that he cant do anything but rely on others #hes always needed help in basically every way and he hasnt CHANGED he just got a demon to do it for him #he learns to lie and charm and cheat and all the while hes a fucking CHILD WHO STILL STRUGGLES WITH NORMAL THINGS #ciel is my little baby and i love him deeply no matter how much of a little bitch he can be #his helplessness isnt just 'oh he was raised in british high society' its also that he never got the chance to learn anything #which to elaborate on that id also have to go into manga territory. iykyk #like absolutely at this point he just refuses to learn how to do things he has a pet demon to do it for him #but. #hi the phantomhives backstory is killing me again its so late #both atlantic and the school arc are just setup for the Big Arc but theyre very good in their own right i SWEAR #also when i rewatched the circus arc a while back and i realised how some scenes were shot #the heavy foreshadowing that i didnt realise. yk. 7 years ago or however long its been since i first watched it #CRAZY #if you are new. to kuroshitsuji. and you havent read the manga. dear god. read the manga #ALSO GRELLE IN THAT ARC IS SO BEAUTIFUL & OTHELLO IS TRANSMASCULINE. OKAY GOODBYE

[wulfhalls]

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#i miss my dumbass idiot cat so much i feel like im dyingggggg licherally that is my little baby guy i want my little baby boy back wtf #i cant deal with this shit i genuinely wish i was dead so bad #im having a worse day with it than usual and my usual was this bitch on suicide watch fr #I feel like its really starting to hit me that hes gone. and it kills me what do u mean hes never coming back thats my angel my baby i need #him #all i do is weep wish for death weep weep some more death wish again sometimes im granted complete numbness for up to several hours #i love totally dead inside time its the only time i can look at pictures of him without being 3 seconds away from throwing up #then its back to weeping on the floor. if i cant boop his little tiny nosey in the next 5 minutes im ending it all im not kidding #not to be dramatic but i feel like a part of my soul died with him lol #anyway. i hope i die #also everyone ignore me no one say anything i just needed to type this out #bb baby #txt.me

[rabble-dabble]

it took a lot of thinking to settle on knowing if i was a trans guy but what really solidified it to me was being unable to live with the thought of dying as anything but an old man. i can't imagine not having grey facial hair and old faded top surgery scars and maybe grandchildren who call me "grandpa". i just cant live with the thought of my gravestone having "daughter, wife, aunt, niece, grandmother," carved into it along with the name of a stranger. they can't ask me to die as a her. They won't kill me as a her. they wont bury me as a her. Its not fair. They can carve the wrong name into stone and dig up my bones and say "this skeleton makes a woman" but i assure you i'm going to die as a man with the name those close to my heart know me by. and i'm going to live long enough to meet him, the future version of me, because if theyre gonna try to bury me as a woman theyre gonna have to try and kill the man in me to do it. and ill cackle from my casket knowing they had to try to erase me in death because i wouldnt let them do it while i was alive. I wouldnt let them.

#text post #rabble poetry #transgender #trans #trans boy #i think about the high lgbtqia death rates and like. my parents having to bury me #if they try to bury me as a woman (which is likely) ill come back to haunt their lives. ill curse them beyond the grave #my friends would fight for me i think. i believe. even if my parents try to bury me as a daughter my friends would know better. i was a son #i like to think my spirit will go down kicking and screaming. dad if you see my pride flags and bury me as your daughter i hope i haunt you #i killed her actually. something something that one trans post about 'actually yeah your misgendered child IS dead. i took them over' #there is no daughter here. not anymore. she died and came back a son #also just something about living long enough to become old. to become wrinkled. to have a family and a lineage. #'yeah grandpa rabble was born a girl but he's always been grandpa' #at least if im buried in a dress or something i lived as i did #they can try and erase the boy in me but i already lived as him. HA. take that #they can try and bury me but they'll never be able to bury me alive. they'll never bury who i was to me. #ill die as i am. a trans gay bi man. and they can wring the satisfied life from my cold dead wrinkled hands

[rpfisfine]

alex and aleksa falling in love with gavin rubinstein (a 5’1 real estate agent from sydney)

#they are genuinely never beating the gay allegations especially not alex #when aleksa makes the dog comparison…..they wanted this man on a leash so badly #alex apollonov #aleksa vulović #ididathing #boy boy #rly choppy and weirdly cut again im sorry guys I will kill myself I don’t know why my phone editor program always fails me

[jakejeffreyperalta]

me geniuenly tweaking when someone mentions voltron in the year of our lord 2024

#SAW KLANCE ART ON INSTAGRAM AND I WANTED TO KILL MYSELF #i didnt think about that show successfully for a YEAR and now im mad again #ILL NEVER FORGIVE THEM FOR WHAT THEY DID TO MY BOY LANCE #voltron #vld

[rivilu]

Important things to teach your runaway mages pt2: Hand-to-hand basics.

#dragon age #dragon age fan art #dragon age awakening #anders dragon age #warden mahariel #riverdraws #okay I have three things to note about this one #To start: obv hand to hand is important because #mages never know it jfgdfg #which is something the templars rely on HEAVILY #and this is a bit of a personal headcannon but I picture templars on average to be kind of terrible fighters #like your average tavern dwelling mercenary could probably beat a templar in a fight #circle mages however rely so much on magic that when one has the tools to disarm them they are pretty much guaranteed victory regardless #But this means they would never expect a mage would actually be able to retaliate #and any opening to magic blockage is quite enough to melt a templar inside their armor #Thats Orions point of view anyhow SMOOTH SEGWAY TO POINT TWO #speaking of My Boy #you might notice his awakening design involves some gnarly ass scars #basically my thought process was what if killing archdemon equals inverse lichtenberg figures bc current is from below #and just went with that fdjgg yeah old god souls arent lightning but im not being a stickler for realism here jgnngffd #rn they cover a lot of his body but only one small bit of one side of his face #though I might change my mind and go more bonkers with it down the line #and point three is that yeah hes lying through his teeth #Anders is like 2 seconds away from falling backwards on his ass fghghjdhf commander just knows positive reinforcement is important #and secret fourth point slash fun fact: I completely bullshited these poses #Pulled them right out mine own ass because I couldnt for the life of me find a decent reference hdfgjfg #ok that's it im going back to coloring the rest ehehe