#im just a dumbass

[diabolichearts]

ill be honest. when they talked about Hell’s Kitchen in daredevil, I genuinely thought they were talking about gordon ramsey’s tv show. im like what does gordon ramsey have to do in the mcu

#matt murdock #daredevil #shit post #wow #im just a dumbass

[suddenlymicah]

i scrolled tumblr for 10 minutes thinking i accidentally changed my tumblr theme when i just accidentally turned on color correction (a lot easier to do)(i dont even know how to change my tumblr theme i did it once and forgot)

#shitpost #its fine #im just a dumbass

[sleep-nurse]

It's a my immortal reference dgwjhsjqnsbbw

Uhh calling people to explain persona because I don't fuckin want to sghsshahhdhsjajjajsjs

ITS OK I PROBABLY WONT GET IT EVEN IF SOMEONE EXPLAINED IT TO ME

#asks #im just a dumbass

[majjiktricks]

🥺🥺🥺

#he didnt leave out the hug thank god #im just a dumbass #jazz noises #jazz reads mgs2 novel

[michuyox]

I officially got the artist block!! If there’s anything you guys have in mind, headcanons, requests, ideas or even ships, send them in! I’d love to hear them, and maybe that’ll help me through this shitty thing <3

#art block is the worst #I shouldnt have drawn for an entire week straight during exams #even my bf warned me about it #he told me to take breaks for all the reqs but fuck it yk #at least i know what i have to watch out for now #I also recently watched wednesday and it was rlly nice!! #i thought tim burton was dead but #im just a dumbass #always been a big fan of tim burton so seeing him being one of the producers made me rlly happy #anyways!!!!! #south park #sp #stan marsh #kyle broflovski #kenny mccormick #eric cartman #craig tucker #tolkien black #clyde donovan #tweek tweak #jimmy valmer #butters stotch #goth kids #and so on #fanart

[selfishbones]

Just opened tumblr and the first few pages were in Spanish (which i cant read at 4am in the morning or quite frankly at any other time of the day)

So my poor brain thought it was either very high, dying or having a seizure

I just thought the energy drink i drank yesterday that my dad said is gonna kill me, was kicking in.

#it wasnt #im just a dumbass

[sciartherp]

My mom put her wafer cookie in front of my face and asked me to smell it because she said it smelled like vanilla

I sat there before slowly starting to eat it

Out of her hand

Because my Human brain could not process “don’t eat this is mom’s food” before my monkey brain processed “there is a wafer cookie in your face. You are hungry.”

#monkey brain #dumbass moment #im sorry mom #i didnt mean to eat your cookie #im just a dumbass

[dark-twist-fairytales]

Oh, God, what was the Toppat pilot that looks like Charlie's name again?

Oh, wait, I remember!

#its a chicken game #and this name was randomly generated #shitpost #burt curtis #im just a dumbass

[pluviophile-imagines]

This is super random so feel free to ignore but

I was watching Blue Lock (with my sis bc we do that) and I couldn't not just point at the screen and excitedly call "Gagamaru!" whenever he showed up. I looked like a mad woman and i had to explain the reason to her and she laughed at me!! and so i blame you /pos /nm /nsrs

I read one (1) of your drabbles of him and it got me like this, we are 2 episodes in and i dont even know the dude! T-T why must i be like this /pos

i had to sent this again bc tumblr hates me :sobs:

My influence 😈 goooooood this is good this is what I want 😈

But fr I hope u and ur sister enjoy it!!! The story’s so fun n all the chars r neat, and the animation is absolutely stunning I’ve been blown away

#ask.🌧 #dantaku #ALSO TUMBLR DOESNT HATE U #IM JUST A DUMBASS #I DRAFTED INSTEAD OF POSTING 😭😭😭 #I’m sorry thank u for sending it again 😭😭😭

[deathby1000sluts]

im completely sober and I got out a cup to pour a drink and I walked over to the stove to get another serving of food. I almost put the food into my cup 😭😭😭😭

#im not high #im not drunk #im just a dumbass

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

i have a Scene - a Plot if you will - that backs this as context. y'all are gonna have to trust me on this one <3 or read the tags...

#the song is 'in your eyes' by peter gabriel #boombox serenade lets GO!!! #in my mind immediately after this the others came over to say hi (or in sallys case tell him off) #and at first howdy's like 'oh ofc wallys there that makes sense. sally too? strange but alright' #then eddie appears and ohhhh boy its Jealousy Central Babey and howdy's train just pulled into the station #scribble salad #laughingstock #welcome home #barnaby x howdy #howdy x barnaby #OK CONTEXT I PROMISED CONTEXT #so in my mind howdy is an oblivious dumbass when it comes to his own romantic feelings. #he's so in love with barnaby (its very obvious) but Doesnt Realize It. despite being a god tier flirty fruity motherfucker #so when barnaby - thinking theyre on the same page - confesses #howdy's all like 'ohhh um. gee barn im flattered truly but - i just dont like you like that' #yk breaking barnaby's heart right down the middle #so barnaby shuts himself in his home and wally is hovering. yk Worried #and eddie - who's been helping barnaby come to terms w/ his own feelings & gauge if howdy feels the same - asks sally to check in for him #& sally goes over and Immediately involves herself. she takes personal offense on barnaby's behalf #also she lives for the drama and wants every juice detail Hot Off The Press #so while howdy is having a lil crisis as he slowly realizes Oh My Fucking God I DO Love Barnaby Like That- #barnaby / sally / wally / (eventually) eddie are all having a sleepover where they just play card games and chat #a good ol bitch n' stitch night #and howdy shows up to try and talk to barns (obvs in my head he doesnt have a boombox he just Knocks) #only to get RE-RE-RE-REJECTEDDDDDD!!!! thats how it feels you wormy mf! #bc barnaby is a) having a girls night & b) needs to emotionally prepare for That conversation #aaaaand THATS the context <3

[houseswife]

practically emanating

#the original video is from bra1ncryst4ls #idk just something about the fact that EVERYBODY CAN SEE IT. and it goes both ways… #what if we were both the losing dog. what then. #house md #greg house #gregory house #hilson #james wilson #hatecrimes md #house/wilson #edit: girl help I was sloshed when I made this. why did I leave in my entire phone screen. also the commenter used the word basically and #my dumbass could not read apparently. erm. just a disclaimer IM NOT ACTUALLY THIS STUPID NORMALLY WHEN COMPOSING POSTS 💀💀 I think.

[batfamhyperfixation]

Jason: Ew, this tastes gross *turning to Dick next to him and holding it out to him* try it

Dick: What? No way, you just said it tastes gross, why would I try it?

Jason: fine *turns to Tim on the other side of him, holding it out* try this

Tim: *takes a bite* Yeah, disgusting

Damian: Oh please, Drake's a baby, let me try it

Tim: *passes it to Damian*

Damian: *Tries it* Eww, yeah, no, this is gross

Steph: *Takes it from Damian, trying it* makes me want to vomit, try it Cass

Cass: *Takes a bite* yeah no, please never get this again, you want some Duke?

Duke: Why not *takes a bite* Meh, it's not horrible, it's just not good

Dick: Well now I feel left out

Duke: *hands it to Dick*

Dick: *takes a bite*

Dick:

Bruce, in the background: *slaps his forehead* why are they like this

Jason: You wanna try Bruce?

Bruce, dad who feels bad when he says no to his kids: *pained smile* *through clenched teeth* Suuuure...

Dick: *hands it to Bruce*

Bruce: *takes a bite, spits it out into his napkin* Awful, truly atrocious, I'm going to sue, that was so awful

#they are all smart #but when put together they can be dumbasses #they go from like that big brain meme individually to like 2 braincells collectively when put together #im basing this on me with my own siblings #so i know this is just how siblings are #one is like this tastes bad then hands it to another person to try and that just continues til we all have tried it and agreed #but they are also biased cause they all have alfreds cooking regularly so they try something else and are like wtf #alfred spoils them rotten when it comes to good food #batfam #batkids #bat family #jason todd #dick grayson #tim drake #damian wayne #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #duke thomas #bruce wayne #incorrect batfamily quotes #it was gonna stop at bruce being like 'why are they like this' but then i was like... wait a minute #bruce is definitely the dad who cant say no to his kids #and the second part was born

[screaming-sparrow]

poly-truthing the torchwood 3 team + rhys and martha

#if this is not your jam just scroll #this is a silly shitpost do not start discussions about it please im just joking about a group of codependent messy dumbasses #torchwood #jack harkness #ianto jones #toshiko sato #owen harper #gwen cooper #rhys williams #martha jones #polyamory #polyamourous #polycule #also i am torchwood polycule truthing rn #sparrows memes

[ew-selfish-art]

Dp x Dc wherein learning magic is similar to learning how to play music. 

So basically, the creation of a summoning spell is like a full composition/song made of smaller components or ‘notes’ for things like gravity shifting, and geolocation, and transportation etc. which is why Magic can be taught and spells can be man-made. 

Danny, however, is the equivalent of having Perfect Pitch. He can compose entire songs of spells without really thinking about it due to his royal titles (ambassador/king/high prince) but doesn’t really know how to be specific which lands him in some trouble with Clockwork. His portals are coming along a lot better with the help of Wulf but its critical that Danny learns how to control the range of his magic *something something, for the timestream something* *blah blah according to the will of the ancients blah blah*. 

So put on the course to learn Magic, Danny decides to hunt down the House of Mystery and study up by himself. He’s doing community college online, what could a little bit of Magic self study really do to his schedule? This place has literally every magic resource he could need! 

Turns out he has a roommate in the House of Mystery- John Constantine does not take well to the fact that half of the spells Danny is creating are causing him issues with the JL. Random shit appearing, random shit disappearing, portals everywhere and don’t get him started on the fucking ICE present on every bloody thing the magic reaches. Not to mention there is no reason a normal human kid should be able to have this much power behind his spells. 

John attempts to teach Danny the basics like a little kid gets stickers placed on the keys of a piano. The problem is Danny has the ability to compose entire scores of Magic all on his own, and absolutely abhors the training wheels John is putting on him. 

Danny: You’re patronizing me! 

John: You deserve to be patronized. 

Just like, Danny learning Magic in various ways that you might teach kids to play musical instruments from the various Magic users in the JLD. Causing chaos along the way, found family, the whole nine. Stickers on the instruments for notes, taking away guitar strings that are ‘more advanced’ and replaying Twinkle, Twinkle little star over and over again. 

Danny can play the Magic equivalent of Tchaikovsky’s Swan Lake but cannot play Chopsticks. 

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dcxdp #dc x dp #Danny Phantom #john constantine #jld #justice league #dc universe #Danny learning magic is a full journey #john is just as amazed as he is annoyed #eventually he turns to captain marvel and says 'hes your problem now' #'billy has no idea how to teach Danny cause he also randomly came into his ability to do magic #Zatana is losing her mind cause shes in total awe of him but also what a dumbass #Dr fate nopes the fuck out of there #eventually John figures out that the kid is mostly using ghost magic #and then assumes the worst about the kid being a revenant or something #Danny will not explain being the ghost king for any reason #why? #because its funnier to answer 'idk dude im from illinois'

[vaquer0s]

HMU fellas if youre into men who go face first into trees <3

#miau.txt #im just a dumbass #owie :(