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punktranstwissy.. .. give me a chance…

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huh. something small but unexpected happened and it threw me off my rhythm. the whole day is ruined now. its gonna take me 3-5 business days to recover

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we’ve circled back around to men cannot experience love pack it up folks it’s over

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Bless Jack Harkness for being able to wear suspenders without looking like a major dork

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youve heard of missionary position. now get ready for MERCENARY position

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being born lonely is so fucking suffocating bc you feel like no matter who you do or who you’re with deep down you’re just not palatable to other people. something about you is so inherently other and nothing can ever dispel that. and it haunts you w every social situation you walk into but you just have to be okay w it for the rest of your life

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#I NEED TO BE SEDATED RAHHHHHHHH

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NEXT TIME ON DOCTOR WHO:

Ninth Doctor: Here we are! Mediaeval England!

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Rose: It’s like… an egg. A big egg.

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Mediaeval king: My men! We ride!

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Ninth Doctor: There’s something wrong here. I can feel it.

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Rose: Hello? I’m Rose. I’m not gonna hurt you. The Doctor, he’s got this… thing. This screwdriver. Maybe he can put you back together again.

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Unsettling seer: The fall is nigh. The eggs are in their baskets.

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Ninth Doctor: Oh, this is really bad.

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Charismatic villain: I’m sorry, Doctor, but I’m afraid it’s time… for a fall.

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CGI monster: (hissing) The Geltheen Host must rise again! The hatching must commence!

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(Shot of something emerging from an egg and shrieking)

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Ninth Doctor: They’re on every wall, in every square, in every town in the country! A hundred eggs, all ready to hatch!

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Rose: We have to do something, or they’re all gonna die!

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Ninth Doctor: (shouting from the distance) ROSE! DON’T TOUCH THAT EGG!

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Charismatic villain: When I use a word… it means exactly what I choose it to mean.

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Ninth Doctor: (shouting, angry) ALL THE KING’S HORSES! AND ALL THE KING’S MEN!

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Charismatic villain: Let the shattering of this world… commence.

cliffhanger sting

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Due to personal reasons I will be court martialed and shot at dawn by an unfair military show trial

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Rhys torchwood is thee normal guy sex symbol to me.. baby if I had u (dad bod, funny, reliable trade job, can handle and may even just be attracted to high maintenance, loves being naked) I would not look ONCE at my skeevy chauvinist coworker

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Lemmings don’t jump off of cliffs unless they’re being chased. Frogs don’t stay in boiling water unless they’ve been lobotomized first. Crabs don’t pull each other back into the bucket unless they are desperately and randomly grabbing for anything to try to get themselves out, out of fear for their lives.

Actions taken in specific, negative conditions don’t exemplify the nature of all beings.

Before you mock a sheep for staying with the flock, ask what dogs nip at its heels when it strays too far, and what wolves wait just beyond the edge of the pasture.

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Round Two

Slutty Man Showdown

#remember the harkness test #remember his impact

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when someone reblogs your post like #sfw #not yugioh #☆*:.｡. queue wanna know how i got these scars? .｡.:*☆ #things to show jakey #OP: lakevida #text post #april 29 2024 and it's like i don't want to be stored in this archive it seems creepy and or wet in here

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spot the difference

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The REAL Tell All | Smosh Mouth 44

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thought about jack harkness for five minutes & then exploded

#this is how i live my life every day

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silly y2k toshiko sato… if you even care………

+ closeup of the sillies … i cannot have a serious drawing space it needs to look like a journal threw up