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lizlovestofangirl · 2 months

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"i wanna be yours"

basketballplayer!lukecastellan x unclaimed!reader

smau - your instagram if you were dating basketball player luke

🎧 - i wanna be yours by arctic monkeys

a/n: hi! i was really out of motivation to make anything, but you guys voted smau! i really want to try headcannons so pls leave asks for whatever you want to see! also, i'm getting close to 100 followers which is super exciting, thank you so much for the support :) (also, i know this is shorter than usual but i really like it!)

*swearing and suggestive content, not checked so there might be mistakes*

MASTERLIST

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liked by yn_yln, hi_imtyson, and others

itslukecastellan ballin w the boys

tagged hi_imtyson, _groverunderwood, percy.jackson, iamchrisrodriguez

view comments:

percy.jackson the teams were rigged

itslukecastellan you tripped over air

iamchrisrodriguez nah u and g-man are just bad

whosannabeth LMAOOO

yn_yln i, a proud viewer of this game, can confirm that not all demigods are good at basketball

percy.jackson ouch

itslukecastellan are u calling me bad?

yn_yln luke read that again

itslukecastellan oh sorry i missed the not im dyslexic af

_groverunderwoood well im a saytr so HA

yn_yln not all saytr are good either

larueclarisse put chris on a team with percy nect time he needs his ego checked

itslukecastellan will do

iamchrisrodriguez jeez clar

iamchrisrodriguez tuff

larueclarisse how you felt after commenting that: 🐺

silenaaaa the lighting is garbage

itslukecastellan ur garbage

yn_yln he doesnt mean that

yn_yln HOT

itslukecastellan thank you my love

percy.jackson you have him BLUSHING y/n

iamchrisrodriguez i thought i was your love 😔

itslukecastellan fuck off chris

yn_yln's story

view reply from itslukecastellan:

itslukecastellan that was unkind

yn_yln 😇

view reply from iamchrisrodriguez:

iamchrisrodriguez new luke blackmail unlocked

yn_yln theres more where that came from trust

view reply from larueclarisse:

larueclarisse how did he pull u 😭

yn_yln idk maybe the jawline

larueclarisse bros been mewing since birth

yn_yln STOP

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shepherdsheart · 1 year

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Soul Of The Brother

(Im dyslexic Af so please tell me what I can do to make this better!)

Chapter 1

Small feet slammed on the ground in anger and small fists clenched as a small red headed figure glared angrily at the adults in front of her. Too busy with their own dealings to notice her presence or the anger rolling off her in waves.

Jasmine didn’t have the patience for this, today had been her dance recital. Her first one at that and her parents had forgotten, instead they were so engrossed in their stupid project to even notice when she had called out to them, telling them she would be going and she would be seeing them at the recital in a few hours.

Her father had given her a quick “sure” as he waved her off and her mother had turned to give her a quick hug before they turned back to the bottle of stupid green liquid they were so obsessed with.

She had really hoped that they would come but she knew deep down that the likelihood of them showing up was slim if not impossible but she still hoped.

“Mom!” Jasmine huffed as she watched her patients lean over some notes while talking in excited murmurs, not even seeming to have heard her.

It made her angry, her parents had always been obsessed with their research. Sometimes she wasn't sure why she bothered with them but then she remembered they were her parents and that they were supposed to love her. To pick her up from school like the other kids' parents. To go to her plays and dance recitals like the other kids' parents did but every time they said they would be there, they never showed.

She was always alone and she hated it.

Gritting her teeth Jazz stepped forward and reached for her fathers arm, her hands met the rubbery fabric of her fathers hazmat suit and she grasped onto it before tugging harshly.

She hadn't realized it but her father had his precious green liquid in his hands when she had done so, she only realized the mistake when there was a clatter as the small vial of green liquid fell from her fathers hand and crashed to the floor and shattered. Green ooze pooled around her feet and steam spilled off the green liquid.

“Jasmine!” Her mothers shrill voice split the air “What have I told you! No playing in the lab” her mother scolded her.

Jazz tried to speak up but before she could she suddenly felt hands scoop under her arms and lift her. She was carried away from the mess before being placed on her feet next to the stairs by her father.

“Go up stairs to your room missy.” her father said before he turned away to help her mother clean the glass and liquid from the floor, not even checking to see if she had listened to them.

Tears welled in her eyes as she gave her parents one last glare before she turned on her heel and stomped back up the stairs. When she reached the top of the stairs she stopped and hesitated for a moment before she slammed the door loudly.

The door gave a satisfying bang as it closed and Jazz could hear her mother shout something down below but that was the only reaction she got.

With a sniffle Jazz felt her tears of anger begin to spill down her face and she rushed through the house and out the front door. “Stupid parents!” she sobbed, “Stupid lab, stupid green goo, stupid mom, stupid, stupid, stupid!”

Why couldn't her parents pay her attention, why couldn't they just give her a little bit of their time, why couldn't they love her like they were supposed to!

Jazz slowed in her mad dash when she noticed she had somehow made her way to the local park. Her eyes stung and her lungs heaved from the run and she found herself finding a lonely swing attached to a large oak tree. She sat down in the swing and glared up at the night sky.

She sat there for some time before she started to swing her legs, the swing moving with the momentum of her movements. As her legs swung she noticed a small bit of bright glowing green green liquid on her shoes.

She must have gotten some on her by mistake when she had caused her father to drop it. Carefully she let her feet drag her to a stop and she leaned down to get a better look. The green substance was definitely the same thing that was in the lab.

It was because of the stupid green stuff that her parents ignored her, it was because of the stupid green stuff that she was bullied at school. It was because of the stupid green stuff that her life was a mess.

Angrily she swung her leg, sending the small blob flying before it landed on a small sapling. A hiss sounded as the green substance disappeared into one of the leaves before the small sapling withered in on itself.

Jazz frowned as she watched the poor plant wither as it slowly blackened with sickness. She hadnt meant to hurt the small plant. Frowning, she dropped from the swing before she kneeled down to inspect what was left of the small plant. She wrinkled her nose at the smell that wafted from it.

The plant's death was even more reason to hate the substance that her parents seemed to love so much. All it caused was destruction, ruining everything it touched.

Carefully she reached out towards the dead plant, her fingers just about to brush against one of its withered leaves when a voice broke through the night.

“Well, whats “Hic!” what do we have here?” a voice slurred.

Jazz spun around in surprise where she was greeted by a man. The man was obviously drunk as he wobbled and his eyes couldn't seem to focus on her pulse, the strong stench of alcohol wafting from the man.

The man grinned at her as she met his dark and glassy eyes. “Where’s ya parents?” the man said before another hiccup erupted from him.

Jasmine frowned as she pulled her arms into her chest defensively, “Just over there.” she lied as she motioned her head to the left towards some trees. The man glanced over there and Jazz dashed to the right, this was a situation she had to leave immediately.

Though escape was not meant to be as a hand wrapped around her wrist tightly before she was yanked backwards causing her to squeak in panic.

“Now that” a loud burp interrupted him, “That wasn't very nice” the man slurred as he yanked her arm up causing her to wince as she was lifted slightly and she could only stand on her toes.

Jazz squeezed her eyes shut as the man leaned over her and his hot breath met her face and the scent of alcohol filled her nose.

She had messed up, she really had messed up. She knew better than to go out alone, especially at night. Those were one of the most important rules taught to kids by school and she had stupidly done just as she was warned not to do all because she was angry at her parents.

Now, because of her actions she might never get to see her parents again. She knew how evil people could be, she had learned it from the news and her books.

When she felt the hands touch the lip of her shirt she screamed, struggling against the man’s grasp. Angry, the man yanked her and she felt a sting on her cheek causing her to stumble, stunned by the sting.

“None of that now, be a good girl and I promise I’ll make you enjoy this.”

Her eyes glanced up at the figure holding her, her mind processing his words before they grew wide with fear. He was going to rape her! Violate her and she could do nothing!

When she felt fingers tug on her shirt she cringed and looked away.

She stared blankly into the trees as tears ran down her face, she knew she couldn’t escape. So all she could do was look away and pretend that this wasn’t happening to her.

As hands pulled on her clothes her eyes traced the trees and the shadows they cast for a form of distraction. Dark and shifting but then her eyes met more than shadows. There glaring down upon her were two toxic green orbs.

A glaring and angry toxic green that swirled and shifted as it looked upon her. Power and rage seemed to suddenly radiate from the air and the man above her shifted uncontrollably but otherwise continued in his work.

But she was too focused on the radiant green that shifted in the shadows as they left her and fell upon the man.

Suddenly a shadow fell from the tree above and silver glint in the moonlight before plunging into flesh.Hands fell from her clothes as the man fell back and shifting shadows stood over him.

The man screamed and thrashed as the shadow crouched over him. But soon the screams quieted, only a gurgle was heard as the man stilled and the figure above him stood. Small in comparison to the man who he loomed over, small compared to herself.

Then those brilliant green orbs fell on her once again. Mesmerizing swirls of green galaxy draped by dark cascades of night.

Blinking Jazz watched, mesmerized by the angle in front of her. Because only an angle could hold such beauty and elegance even when red stained his cheeks and drenched his black robes.

It took her a moment before she noticed the boy's mouth move and a snarl sounded, breaking the deathening silence that had settled over the two.

Before she knew what had happened she found herself on the ground. Something sharp pressed against her throat causing her to squeeze her eyes shut with a heaving breath but nothing happened.

Only a few moments later was the sharp blade removed from her throat causing her to blink open her eyes in surprise where she was met with green once again but it was now different. Now the green swirled with a deep glacial blue, the blue raging around the green before all that was left was the hard cold blue that stared at her cautiously. After a moment the boy stepped back and away from her, settling himself between her and the still form of the drunken man.

Jazz heaved a breath, her body shaky from the whole experience of nearly dying twice in a matter of minutes.

Sitting up she quickly checked herself for any wounds but all she had was a small bruise forming on her wrist. With that done she glanced at her savior who was watching her closely with glacial blue orbs instead of the galaxy of green.

The boy was small, maybe around 6 to 8 years old if she could guess by his features. His face was stained with dirt and blood, his clothes were torn giving him a scruffy but elegant appearance with large doe-like eyes, tousled and messy hair.

All in all he looked like a stray cat, a touch starved and unkempt but still fierce and elegant.

With her observation done she stood to her feet causing the boy to take a step back and she froze. She didn't want to scare him and she really didn't want him to run off, she had the feeling if he did then she would never see him again.

Making her decision she sank back down onto her butt where she hoped she wouldn't be as intimidating. Apparently she had made the right choice as the boy seemed to relax a little.

Once again she was reminded of a stray cat and with that in mind she held out her hand towards him with a gentle smile. The boy just stared at her with his glacial blue orbs, as if scanning her for any threats.

“Its ok, im not going to hurt you.” she said as if she were truly talking to a cat.

The boy seemed to bristle for a moment and his eyes narrowed. His glacial burning into her own teal before glacial seemed to soften and the boy finally nodded in acceptance of her words.

Taking that as her cue that he wouldn't run she stood up causing the boy to flinch but otherwise he seemed content to stay where he was.

“Thank you for saving me.” she said as she smiled brightly at the boy, trying her best to ignore the unmoving figure behind him.

The boy nodded at her and opened his mouth to speak but before any words came out he stilled. Suddenly he lunged towards her and his hand wrapped around her own and before she could resist she found herself being dragged by the boy.

She was about to fuss but then she heard what the boy must have as voices of men broke through the silence of the park. Calling out for someone, most likely the still figure of the man who had attempted to assault her.

So she let the boy drag her out of the park and into the streets of Amity where he guided her through the alleyways. Eventually he came to a halt before glancing around, unsure of what to do next while his and her chests heaved from adrenalin.

After a moment he settled his eyes onto her own and she swore she felt fear and uncertainty coming off him in waves.

He was obviously lost and she doubted she had anywhere to go with the way he looked so making up her mind she tightened her grip with his own before she began to lead him. “Come on.”

(This will be posted on AO3 soon)

#dp x dc fanfic #dp x dc crossover #dc x dp #danny fenton #danny phantom #jazz fenton #jasmine #batfam #jason todd #red hood #robin damian #league of assassins

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turtleneck-crowley · 2 months

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Wake up babes of the GO fandom turtleneck-crowley just dropped their most recent Magnus Opus🥰🥰🥰

Hey guys I am a eccentric genius artist of the century whose works will probably only be appreciated post mortem (self-diagnosed)

Im also very certain you would all blorbos me if I were a fictional character but alas I am a boring meat package that got birthed out of an afab physiology and thus a sack of mouldy potatoes might have been a more interesting source writing this post. (Pure hubris, part irrational resentment that you are all quite familiar with *cheeky hot wink*)

I happen to own a get out of jail free card called catch 22 which is crafted out of part sarcasm, part idgasinglefgtfoofmyfacei180dmycringethroughyearsofpainandselfrelctionthatim toocoolforyounow public image

(if you actually read that you deserve, well nothing actually except perhaps my condolences and a consensual pat on the back that implies my unlicensed diagnosis that you are in fact, not dyslexic)

Anyhow cracking on back to the sentence *sighs and rolls eyes with you*

(-I mean in the streets, not with you guys, here im babygirl with half a brain cell/true form), part wholesome idiocy, years of experience in masking, part looking presentable, part knowing how society and science and art works and trying to be in tact with my own sense of humanity as much as possible -at least to the point where I’m not breaking any humanitarian law…

And yes bitch the whole eccentric genius /madly passionate or passionately mad paradox catch 22 license holder is you af - want a gold star? ⭐️ (crowley ref) (affectionate banter)

Fact is tumblrinas like to heighten and balance their EQ and IQ agreed?

I’m hyper aware that you guys are smart enough to assess me as going through a manic phase that is on the verge of psychotic-having observed hints of madness in my recent posts deducing via your own experiences that I have gone through a strict diet of coffee, whiskey, smut that Neil Gaiman himself would tear his locks and Sir Terry Pratchett would roll in his grave, finished off with a nice slice of Hozier songs as dessert

(that’s on top of of a yet to be discovered food chain which I call the Antichrist diet footnote: please credit me after I die before my Tesla gets Edisoned

‘Tis actually a great alternative way to invoke a psychedelic experience in substitute of the more expensive and questionably unlawful way that is smoking crack *disclaimer not recommended for the faint hearted or those self-diagnosed as mentally stable)

You are perfectly correct! Here’s another gold star!!! ⭐️

In fact I am currently being yelled by my parents to come downstairs because I need to be dropped off to the asylum while I’m trying to actually do something that gives me joy (Joan of Arc eat your heart out) and I assure you I have eyes and witness my very legs , naked and hairy (and did I mention Im only wearing a slutty black bra and skirt that I wore as a swimming suit AND a pajama and now my back to the looney bin outfit?) leaving a perfectly good soup with baguettes as evidenced here

However, I would like to UNO reverse such a caring notion by giving you a purple heart 💜

and divert you with a fun little clip that displays our para social relationship that I am hoping has deepened through my superficial charm to portray our rendezvous as warm and familiar and human as our beloved Mr. Holmes and Doctor Watson:

No worries, Watson also came with the conslusion that the person he’s engaged with (more like to amiright- not us i mean, them, that’s where the analogy is cut off back into our real identities) is “not human”

Anyhow it might not be your cup of tea but at least hold the mug for a few minutes it’s worth it

Head fic: Gods of Sex and Idiocy

(If anything please see it as a game where we can title it better cause I’m shit at naming things - I call one of my plants Joe)

Hey Good Omens fandom

With the note of:

“who needs sane when you have creative”

-turtleneck-crowley

I have made a meta season 3 in my head and the stars have even sent me a playlist ??? (It’s the only one that seems to be downloaded on my wifi less phone)

Here’s the link:

Check out some of my latest posts

It’s really immersive and otherworldly

Down the rabbit hole and through the mirror you go 🐇🎩🪄

And what if season 1 is the ace route and season 2 is the sexual route so season 3 might be an aro route to defeating the enemy?

Ngk idk idc idgaf

I’m just like phone rn

(side note: why do I have the infinite capacity of taking pains (Sherlock reference) for being a mad artist instead of working on the next big physics formula answer? Good question: I’m actually just an emotional idiot aka sexy trash ✨ that’s addicted to blogging and I wouldn’t trade it for any other praise worthy status in the world 💜)

Honestly guys I sound like a sociopath but I’m really just very pained and fucked royally by circumstance that is too dramatic and gay for anyone except the loonies on tumblr to understand. I’m so disappointed by all this unjust pain and agony of the world- the children, the animals, the environment, the people that I have conditioned myself to display an eloquence so pungent it seems like I’m a cold manipulator. For if I ever showed myself for who I was to them- the judgers, the perverted, the scheming, I would surely be dead either by my own or someone else’s hands. Maybe I’m God and they just like tumblr and good omens and want to eat crepes in peace with the personality they split into 2 -preferably in Paris. Maybe they have been placed all the blame by the enemy and they are powerless to the human condition as you all are by an unknown enemy and is fated to be tortured in anxiety and pain invisible to all and the only infinite power they have is love that bleeds.

But I’ll give you and I both the peace of mind that I am an in fact just a mentally ill human whose life span is between the zones of expiration and fermentation, with a god complex, whom their closest people will never truly know how to care no matter how much they try- and in fact the more they try to help me the more they leave me in my original state- alone.

I leave you (no I’m not killing myself you idiot I’m going to the mental hospital to be molested by nightmares of demons - I literally experience it everyday- as they force me to take my sleeping pills which sinks me deeper into it-oh wait that’s kind of worse lmao) with this favorite piece of classical music of mine

Stay safe yall I love you

#good omens #crowley #good omens fandom #Spotify #aziraphale #good omens headcanons #catch 22 #my only talent is lying (aka calling madness creativity and convincing people I’m intelligent and attractive)

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ghostismybbygorl · 1 year

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Some silly cod headcannons

Ghosty ghost

Hes got the witch doctor squishable in a keychain version and then the medium size plushie (soap gave him the keychain one)

He sometimes forgets hes wearing his baklava and ends up, taking a shower with it on. (insert im washing me and my clothes vine)

He's terrified of snakes

He loves abba and will blast dancing queen and sing to it when hes alone (soap caught him singing to it once and lets just say he ended up with a black eye and broken nose)

Hes 35

He loves the Steven king books the shining is one of his favorites

He loves romcoms but is also total psychological horror, fanatic. He absolutely hates the horror movies with jump scares because he can predict when it happens.

He owns a pair of skeleton feet socks, and wears them all the time.

he owns a whole library of dad joke books

He secretly has a Pinterest

The only social media he has is Instagram (soap made him to download it) and TikTok

watches anime with soap and gaz

Hes kinda sorta vegetarian not for a choice, he just doesnt like meat but he'll eat it if he has to.

He loves abba because it reminds him of his mom (rip ghosts mom)

Blind af he wears contacts, has prescription sunglasses, hes got a pair of these glasses only price knows about it

Carries contact solution with him everywhere

It takes alot to make him laugh but when he does he has a BOOMING LOUD laugh. It like echos through the hallways

Hates getting his photo taken but when he does he either throws up a ✌🏻, 🖕🏼, or the British version of the middle finger

He smokes american spirits

Has slight autism but masks really well

Loves Kentucky bourbon

He has a black cat named Anubis and spoils him rotten

Still a virgin

Soapy soap

Used to be a stripper (had to pay the bills somehow)

He LOVES music festivals

Bros got adhd for days hes like a whole ass ball of energy

Does the leg twitch

Hes 27

He loves dogs

This man SNORES like a motherfucker

Can play the bagpipes but he only brings them out on special occasion

Hes got a tactical kilt that price gave him as a gag gift for Christmas (he secretly loves it and wore it to training once)

Hes roman catholic

Hes got a tattoo of saint michael on his chest for protection.

His patron saint is saint michael

He crinkle his eyes when he smiles he also has a crooked smile

He used to have braces when he was younger

Hes got two little sisters ones 17 and the other is 26 that he absolutely loves and he's PROTECTIVE over them. When his youngest sister brought home her first boyfriend he was sitting on the table sharpening his knifes and told him "if you hurt my baby sister ill fuck you up"

Gym rat

Hes got ALL the social media. Him and gaz have a 300 day streak going on in snapchat. His instagrams are just pictures of him flexing at the gym and occasionally silly photos of him and his sisters. Hes got a tiktok and posts stupid videos of everyone

Hes got a photo of him in full blown drag makeup that his sister did on him

He's bisexual

He lost his virginity at 15

The scar on his chin was from his sister when they where kids. They where 11 and she pushed him causing him to fall on a rock and cut his chin open. He had to get 20 stitches

He watches romcoms with ghost

He loves to draw and he keeps a little doodle book with him at all times

Hes dyslexic

Hes Pretty messy his room is scattered with clothes

He can pop every bone in his body

He punches the air when he gets excited

Loves lizzo, doja cat, and cardi b

papa price

He has a whole collection of cigars that he buys when he travels to different countries

Has a german shepard name leo

Him and laswell are best friends and go on friend dates all the time

He got his first grey hair when he was 17 and was able to grow a beard at the age too

Everyone thinks hes in his 40's but in reality hes 37

He love to hunt and his house has taxidermy animals everywhere

He has a little brother and a older brother. His little brother is 27 and his older brother is 41

He has 2 nieces and 4 nephews (his younger brother has a girl and a boy and his older brother has 2 boys and a girl.

Hes the best damn uncle ever and he spoils the kids rotten.

He reads all the time. His favorite genre is nonfiction auto biographies

He likes to watch sci-fi movies and history documentaries

Says the most random facts ever and no one knows how get learns them

He grunts when he sits down

He has chronic knee pain and they pop when he sits or squats

He dresses like a dad in his civilian clothes gaz and soap make fun of him and joke around calling him papa price

Hes the god father of laswell's kid (she and her wife have a daughter together )

He laughs like santa clause

He shaved his bearded once and everyone thought he was a different person

He's got a baby face under the beard of his

He has a whole collection of hats

Hes gay but everyone thinks he's straight until he mentions his boyfriend

He owns a bearded dragon named roger

He gets carsick so he always has to sit in the front seat

He LOVES ted lasso and dressed up as him one Halloween

Gazzy gaz

Loves anime

Hes very shy when he first meets someone but eventually opens up and is super talkative

Smokes that schweed to help his anxiety (price caught him once but understood when he explained it to him) he only smokes when hes not on a mission

soap smokes with him

He loves the percy jackson books and binge reads them (hes read the series 6 times)

He 26

Hes a only child

His dad is from atlanta and his mom is from london

He used to do ballet when he was a kid and hes still super flexible

He travels from London to atlanta alot

He can dance really well

He Loves country music and is a huge orville peck fan. price suprised him with tickets to see him and he FLIPPED his shit.

Hes gay

He has a grey cat named totoro and a black cat named percy (his full name purrcy jackson the 2nd)

He hates broccoli with a passion

He accidentally called price dad before but, now he does it ironically

He has a collection of baseball caps

He loves baseball and american football

He often quotes vines and tiktok memes. Price will look at him like hes fucking crazy when he does a tiktok dance or quotes something

His tiktok is of him doing dances and soap likes to do it with him too

He will send the most random photos to soap on snapchat.

He loves phycological horror so he'll watch them with ghost. Soap will try to watch it with them but gets too scared.

His favorite movie is silence if the lambs and he will quote "it rubs the lotion on its skin" when he sees someone putting on lotion. That was one of the times ghost laughed. Soap was putting lotion on his skin and kyle snuck up behind him and said that quote causing soap to scream like a girl.

Thats all i got rn i'll do Alejandra rudy next if this gets likes

#ghost #simon ghost riley #simon riley #soap mactavish #call of duty #call of duty mw2 #fanfic #cod #kyle garrick #kyle gaz garrick #gaz #john mactavish #john soap mactavish #johnny mactavish #john price #captain price #price #kate laswell #headcannons

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