#ill pay u

[cherry-bovm]

tsats is up there with the best books ive ever fucking read and i will rant if one (1) person prompts me

#tsats #the sun and the star #pjo #hoo #toa #pjo hoo toa #rick riordan #riordanverse #nico di angelo #will solace #solangelo #nico di angelo pjo #will solace pjo #please prompt me #ill pay u #with rants #drops this and runs

[descendantofthesparrow]

someone edit the rise of red trailer so it has rotten to the core instead of bad reputation PLEASE

#im bad at editing #ill pay u #like legit #PLEASE 🙏

[yutaleks]

I want sex on the beach (THE DRINK)

#hahahaha I just… daddy needs the weekend to start already #WAIT ACTUALLY NO. just remembered my moms birthday party is tomorrow. #can someone fake my death rq #ill pay u

[toddreblogslotf]

he’s not very smart but i do love him

#in sleepy but that dog…. #man is he dumb #guys i miss my dogs :( #also thank u for the oc mail :ooo i’ll get on it after finals #today i explained my final premise to my prof and he was like I LOVE THAT #ok gay ass #gay as hell to love pandora’s box #anyways #heyyyyyy :) #i also have to draw gore for my other final and i’m not good at gore #and i can’t look at ref because i have a sensitive stomach #so anyone wanna do it for me #ill pay u #todd’s diary #todd has late night thoughts

[capricious-soldes]

can someone please write a 350k fic of the wilmon version of pride & prejudice

#please #ill pay u #wilmon #young royals

[goobiestar]

OH SHIT ARE YOU OK??? also um. im making a fallen leaves animatic:>

Im okay i just want some silly asks while im here

ALSO OOOOHHHHH, give me the deets 👀

Ill force u to make a goose pmv one day foso

#goobie bites #ill pay u #send more asks btw yall #❤️🤍 #warrior cats #fallen leaves #asks

[inkskinned]

hey btw if you're in the USA at  2:20 p.m. ET on Wednesday, Oct. 4, they're testing the emergency broadcast system. your phone is probably going to make a really loud noise, even if it's on silent. there's a backup date on the 11th if they need to postpone it.

if you're not in a safe situation and have an extra phone, you should turn that phone completely off beforehand.

additionally, if you're like me, and are easily startled; i recommend treating it like a party. have a countdown or something. be surrounded by your loved ones. take the actions you personally need to take to make yourself safe.

i have already seen mockery towards any person who feels nervous about this. for the record, it completely, completely valid to have "emergency broadcast sounds" be an anxiety trigger. do not let other people make fun of you for that. emergency sounds are legitimately engineered to make us take action; those of us with high levels of anxiety and/or neurodivergence are already pre-disposed to have a Bad Time. sometimes it is best to acknowledge that the situation will be triggering for some, and to prepare for that; rather than just saying "well that's stupid, it's just a test."

"loud scary sound time" isn't like, my favorite thing, but we can at least try to prevent some additional anxiety by preparing for it. maybe get yourself a cake? noise cancelling headphones? the new hozier album? whatever helps. love u, hope you're okay. we are gonna ride it out together.

#watching ppl go from being like ''support neurodivergent ppl~~!" #to being like ''if this is going to give u a panic attack ur fuckken stupid'' #like..... gets me #yeah man. i know im going to be triggered by it . in the old fashioned term. it is GOING to give me a panic attack. it's pretty much certai #and i shouldn't have to tell u about what i have survived for you to be okay with that. #you can just trust that i ALSO don't want me to react to it. i'm not gonna be having a FUN time. #dismissing that bc you think it's stupid.... like is the whole problem. #these sounds are workshopped by entire teams of people to get you to pay attention and move quickly. #they arent meant to be fun and exciting. #OBVIOUSLY it's gonna set ppl off. #but yeah there's something so fuckken demeaning about ppl being like. well that trigger isn't valid bc u haven't undergone X #dude i have ptsd bc i was abused as a child. like plain and simple. the fact im 30 and afraid of the dark tells you how bad it was. #i shouldn't have to ask u for permission to be mentally ill. #the reason it's a fucking disorder and not a fucking choice is that I DO NOT CONTROL IT. #like how is it any different from when ppl are like ''oh public speaking isn't that scary'' like FOR YOU #for YOU this isn't scary. now if i could fucking eat my own amygdala...

[dsgustng]

I do want to say altho I'm very pro shoplifting it is not something to take lightly. it is something that can and WILL get u in a lot of trouble if you get caught at the wrong place and wrong time. I know a lot of people will get comfortable with it and not think much of doing it but u really do have to be careful and smart Abt it . The best case scenario of getting caught is u get banned from a store you probably really like and worst is you get arrested and have charges pressed against you

#best thing 2 do if u get caught play dumb liek 'oh my god i forgot!! im so sorry ill pay for this i didnt even realize i was holding it" #most places say we literally cannot make assumptions we arent allowed to accuse someone of shoplifting #and this isnt always like. a gaurentee most places arent allowed to prosecute u but some will #its good to always b careful and prepared

[ashenknightt]

i offer u a trade

#idk theres not much of an explanation #i started watching merlin and thought the girlies here would like art #my comms r in fact open! so if u do wanna pay me to draw merthur i will #or any other chara making u ill 🫶 #merlin #merlin bbc #arthur pendragon #merthur #my art #digital art #best works!!! #artist on tumblr

[suntails]

a living bolt ⚡

#im kicking my feet and blinking so cutely at u. im deranged #iiiiii ouuhggghh the money id pay to see sebeks UM animated like. full anime cutscene style. itd be so gorgeous #my fx anim skills are SEVERELY lacking in everything outside of basic liquids so i cant do it myself. GRGAGAHH #its okay ill just be so brave and imagine it in my head #i said this on twt but i think its so funny that last week i was like 'maybe silbek isnt my fav sil ship anymore' and then this shit droppe #like. dude theyre in LOVE. i. i just. im fuckign weeping #anyone that thought sebek didnt care abt sil or was j annoyed by him? take it back. u can have backsies so take it back #twst #twisted wonderland #ch 7 spoilers #book 7 spoilers #sebek zigvolt #twst silver #silver vanrouge #weeping #suntails #silsebe #silbek #fuckit im tagging them #also posted to tumblr first. casual occassional reminder that i like yall more <3

[nonranghaes]

"cute."

felix giggles from across from you, head resting in his hands as he watches you. there's a milkshake between the two of you (your favorite flavor, because felix always remembers and likes to show off how much he knows you), and he's just wiped away a bit of whipped cream from your nose. his "cute" comment comes from the way you grow flustered, eyes averted as your cheeks warm.

"no, you."

another giggle. "oh? you think i'm cute?" he teases you, "i dunno... i think you're cuter."

(no one would guess that you've been dating for well over two years now. these are the things that happens when your boyfriend has decided it's been too long since he's teased you.)

"no, you." is all you can muster up again.

his eyes light up in delight, because he's already won. you know it, he knows it, yet you aren't going to say he won. you never do. "you can't uno reverse your way out of this one, my star-shine. you can't even speak right now, which i think says that you're cuter." he reaches out, gently bopping the tip of your nose. "so..."

"... no, you," you bury your face in your hands. "you're... you're cuter. stop."

his delighted evil giggles fill the air, "babyyy," he whines, "our milkshake is gonna melt."

"let it."

and he giggles again. "okay," he reaches out, taking your hands to peel them from your face. "i'll stop. you're just so easy to tease."

you take his hands, bringing his knuckles to your lips so you can plant a kiss against them. "thank you."

his eyes are still glimmering, though. "and that," he says, squishing your cheeks, "is why you're cuter."

"felix!"

#nonranghaes.thoughts #stray kids x you #stray kids fluff #stray kids x reader #stray kids imagines #stray kids imagine #lee felix x you #lee felix x reader #felix x you #felix fluff #felix x reader #nonranghaes.skz #men who i am delulu in love with /j #felix im just asking for one date mate. just one date. ill call u handsome and pay for our ice cream #u can talk to me abt ur pc build and ur video games and ill tell u abt my own viddy game lore that i love

[cardcaptorr]

yeah i know i need my back tattooed asap~

#who wants to pay for my back tattoo #ill spoil u back ;) hehe #me #tattooed women #tattooed #tattooed girls #girls with tattoos #handmade lingerie #white lingerie #of girl #on1yf4ns #onlyfrenz #mattress actress #tattooed swer #alt gf #alt chick

[pcktknife]

I hate when I start acting like a brat in splatoon when we're losing and then the scores come up and I'm in last fucking place as if me covering the ground and screaming this way at my dumbass team isnt doing anything

#my job in rainmaker is making paths and no one ever fucking follows me if we lose thats on you for not paying attention #maybe i dont kill enough people but i try my best to get u where u need to be *grits teeth* but it doesnt matter if you dont move #whatever ill grab the rainmaker and kill myself and piss us all off who cares #kae.txt

[eucacici]

I saw a tweet and got possessed to draw this

#borderlands #handsome jack #timothy lawrence #jackothy #(?) #like not rlly but ill tag for the people who want it filtered out #also y'all can tag it whatever u want idc #poor tim just here trying to pay off debts #meme #shitpost #my art #euca's art

[xamaxenta]

I want to do a story of modern au dragon being a mangaka and babysitting ace and accidentally adopting sabo a long the way but I don’t know who I should pair him with..

Im always gonna say Crocodile bc im in too deep in the crocomommy fan theory that its rotted my brain bc i want it to be real so so bad

#ace does Dragon’s screentones #bc child labour LMAO #jk no he wants to do it #something something coping with his anger issues #dragons like ok u do a good job and ill pay u #ace wont say no to more monies

[frecklystars]

flirty 😘😘

☆ ̗̀  drawn in December 2022   ̖́☆

#hey babygirl u come here often?? #oh you LIVE here? could use more glitter imo #spruce up the place WHY is it so DARK? megs couldn't pay the electric bill?? figures #self insert #self shipping #transformers prime #starscream #tfp #transformers prime starscream #tfp starscream #maccadam #💕 Two falling stars ✨ #my art #3 years of drawing him and i still have no idea what his color palette is supposed to be #i was gonna draw the meadow but i didnt feel like drawing flowers #so. random console it is. whats on the console? dominoes pizza order who knows #i fcuking miss him so much ILL GET U BACK BABY. I WILL HEAL AND WE WILL KISS AGAIN 200 TIMES