#if yk who sees this

[dahliaes]

yandere jean <3

cw; yandere behavior, kidnapping, possessive crazy jean

yandere!jean wants to keep you safe. thats all he wants really. he cant stomach the thought of you being all alone without anyone to protect you—to shelter you and feed you and keep you pretty and perfect like the little angel you are.

even though he just your ‘friend’, he fantasizes about marrying you, making you his pretty little house wife, and stuffing you full of his babies. he only thinks about you. he exists for you. he dreams about your soft skin and the smell of your hair. youre his soulmate and nothing is going to get in between you and him. he’ll make sure of it.

he wants to keep you away from anything that could hurt you. youre too naive. he knows better than you. he could keep you safe.

he knows he needs to take you away from any other distraction. he wants your full undivided attention. he wants you to be nowhere but right beneath him—on your knees telling him how much you love him. how much you need him.

so he decides hes gonna take you. he decides hes gonna sneak into your bedroom and rip you out of bed and carry you with a hand smothering your face to keep you quiet and throw you in the back of his car before he drives far far away to your new home where no one will ever be able to find you. no one but him.

and he knows youre scared. you cry and fight him and try to run away but he catches you every time. he babies you, rocking you back and forth telling you its better this way and dont you know you cant protect yourself? you need me to do it for you. he knows youll realize you love him one day. and the more you fight him, the more frustrated he gets. why cant you be his good little wife? why do you keep fighting him? why cant you learn youre not going anywhere? he knows he needs to punish you but he doesnt want it to come to that. he doesnt wanna hurt his precious little baby, but if he has to, he will.

he gets sick of you trying to run away, of you fighting him and telling him you hate him, of you being so free when youre supposed to be sweet and defenseless and submissive. he knows hes too lenient with you. he needs to remind you of whose in control.

he’ll grab you by the wrist and drag you to bed, chain you up and lock you away until youre done throwing your little tantrum. he decides when or if you do anything at all. he’ll hold you in a little ball and make sure you cant move. he cant risk you running away now can he? he tells you how much he loves you, how sorry he is, but how he knows youll be okay soon. i promise baby im sorry, but you need to learn. he feeds you by hand and doesnt let you wear clothes unless hes dressing you up himself. he loves you, he loves smothering you in more love than you can handle.

he kisses every inch of your body and whispers about how hes gonna put his babies inside of you. he doesnt let you go anywhere. he keeps you safe.

#nobody look at this #if yk who sees this #ill delete it so fast #tw yandere #yandere aot #yandere x reader #yandere jean #jean kirstein x reader #jean kirschtein headcanons #jean kirschtein smut #jean kirschtein x reader #dark content

[ssstrawberryflowers]

shit that looks too much like Kinkade for me to say it's nice

#“who tf is kinkade” that one US artist who painted a bajillion cottages and cute (kitsch) paintings #i tried to look at krenz kushart's work but as you can see this is an L for me #need to make a list of things i need to improve #cause this is not it #ofc 4 hours is not a lot and it could be rendered better but yk #gabriel ultrakill #ultrakill #the one time i draw something non shipey i fuck it up. congratulations me

[calware]

we need to stop putting up w this

#haha sorry i'm putting this cringe post on your dashboard 🤪 lol it's so bad that you have to see this post its such a bad one too #yk i hate homestuck and homestuck posts as well so i'm aware of how cringe it is 😁 in fact i feel the need to broadcast how cringe it is #to all of my followers AND the person who made the post!!! #in order to curb my own insecurities 👍

[dreamwinged]

sometimes honestly if you're feeling invalid/anxious/any sort of negative feeling about your selfship , you just have to go back to canon. and i know it seems like such an easy answer but you really do have to. it is always SO comforting to me when i'm feeling bad about things to just see my f/os normally, without any fan interpretation or characterization or opportunities for jealousy involved; to remember why i fell in love with them and that no one can take that specific experience away from me. that other people's thoughts on the character don't matter because at the end of the day, none of it has any bearing on canon and no one can "know" a character any better than anyone else. it really really does work and i wish id realized it sooner

#.mei’s chatter ˚༘⋆ ๋࣭ ࣪ ˖ #ok maybe this isnt relatable BUT #idk #i'm someone who gets really sensitive about sharing or seeing my f/os shipped with canon characters #yet simultaneously i have a raging inferiority complex #so when i get in a “uweeueuhhh uim not good enough😢😢😢🥺🥺🥺” headspace #this really really really helps meeee #its hard to remember it sometimes but we're all on equal footing yk? like -> #no one's ship or understanding of a character can be better than yours because we're all just operating off the same limited information #i dont Know. i find it comfroting #.fav #<- FOR MYSELF BC I NEED TO REMEMBER THIS NEXT TIME I TWEAK OUT. ifee llike im having an epiphany #f/o #self ship #f/o community #self ship community #.f/o positivity ˚༘⋆ ๋࣭ ࣪ ˖ #f/o positivity #self ship positivity

[thepunkmuppet]

guys I’m actually so fucking in love with gerard way they’re so gorgeous like every image or piece of footage I see whether it’s from twenty two years ago or last week he’s just SO stunning I’m literally tweaking out like an insane person right now what the hell is wrong with me (literally everything)

#he’s just #he’s just SO. just like. #RRAJAKWOOWKWHSBDDKELELEKEJWKWOEORUBFBRJEIKKHBFHRHR #yk?? #who am I kidding I’m on tumblr dot com you guys know #you’re the girls that get it #gerard way #gee way #my chem #my chemical romance #my chemical fucking romance #I’m ignoring the fact that his daughter is two years below me in school btw. I simply refuse to think about it I do not see it #I’m not weird you’re weird

[blueish-bird]

Chainsaw Man is about self-destruction. It’s about self-destruction as a means of reclaiming your autonomy in an environment where you are consistently denied it. Chainsaw Man is about denial of autonomy. Chainsaw Man is about how, when you are in an environment where you are denied your own autonomy, you learn to view interpersonal relationships as interactions you have no control over unless you find a means of controlling the other members of that relationship — whether that be through methods of fight, flight, freeze, or fawn. Chainsaw Man is about how denial of autonomy is framed as love. Chainsaw Man is about how love that denies autonomy is violence.

#chainsaw man #csm #csm part 1 #csm part 2 #guess who just read the new chapter #going to write a ‘society of the spectacle’ type book except it’s just exploring the themes in csm #I love repetition #my csm thoughts #my csm analysis #meposting #autonomy #self-destruction #seeing Denji consistently turn his saws on himself in part 2 hurts ough #maladaptive coping mechanisms yk #destroy yourself to destroy those who hurt you #when I wish he was able to take care of himself in spite #but the situation he’s in.. doesn’t rly allow him to do that #csm denji #csm 152

[lucyshypemaster]

keefe was actually insane for this

#I've been slandering keefe a lot lately so.... here's some keefe appreciation! #ok but srsly #other than sophie obviously being the main unfortunate victim #keefe is also a victim with the way the fandom barely pays any attention to his character and only focuses on his good looks and sokeefe #like yes he is loved but do y'all ever see people actually CARING about his character?? other than yk...sokeefe #don't come at me for this one i know shannon has been focusing the last few books on him #but im deadass serious when i say that barely anyone talks about his character as a whole #keefe is genuinely an incredibly cool character #and i legit screamed when i read this part #“I could keep it with the jewel I sliced out of Dimitar’s ear when I beat him at sparring.“ is SO CUNTY LIKE #the girls who get it get it #kotlc #keeper of the lost cities #keefe sencen #kotlc flashback

[ghoulish-art-tendencies]

yeah i created 4 different versions, so?

#i couldnt decide what i wanted the text to say #so i made 4 different versions? #if you follow me and know me irl (yk who u r) you did NOT SEE THIS POST #this is going to haunt my tumblr forever #did i go too far this time? #phan #dan and phil #dnp #phil lester #amazingphil #dnp memes #dan and phil memes

[astrobei]

on june 11th 1993, mike wheeler drags his vaguely amused (and highly endeared) boyfriend will byers to the movie theater, shells out for the largest size popcorn they have available, and gets 2 premium, middle-row seats to watch steven spielberg’s jurassic park

(he’s been vibrating with anticipation ever since the first trailer came out. he makes will go see it with him another five times before it leaves theaters.)

#he would be jurassic park’s number one fan this is so important to me #as someone who is jurassic park’s number 2 fan #the book also is in my top 5 books of all time i think. just absolutely brilliant #and mike would LOSE HIS FUCKING MIND #THE T. REX ANIMATRONIC??? IN 1993 ?? ARE U KIDDING?? #he makes the whole party go see it too and they also lose their shit #like this boy would ride this high straight through the 2010s #52 year old mike wheeler is watching it with his husband will byers rn actually he told me so #everyone just went home after his bday dinner and they’re having movie night #anyways this popped into my head earlier (for reasons) and now u can pry this hc from my cold dead hands thanks #also like. will would also be so excited dont get me wrong #he would be losing his shit #but in my head dinosaurs are like marginally more mike’s thing #yk #mike wheeler #will byers #byler #/astro posts

[rattkachuk]

this one’s for all my mattdrai besties :)

#mattdrai #1929 #my vid #my edit #also called how many times can i shake up the same ten clips to a different song #for two hockey players who hardly even see each other anymore #but yk what!!! idc!!!! #i know the mattdrai girlies get me

[geminison]

Dishonored Kinktober prompt week 1 - Collar kink

Version without clothes is under the cut

Full piece can’t be posted here (unfortunately) but you can see it on ao3

#dhkinktober2023 #kinktober #dishonored #corvo attano #daud #god it came out surprisingly good. I know it won’t get a lot of attention here because of yk tumblr policy and also not everyone is into #that kind of stuff but I HOPE it reaches the people who want to see it! #art tag #IT’S HERE #shitfuck I forgot their tag #knifecrow

[asmogorna]

Family compilation <3

(1/2 cus tumblr is mean)

Just a bunch of sketches of the sillies cus .. omg they're family and they love each other !!

#art #fanart #steam powered giraffe #spg #spg fanart #rabbit spg #the jon spg #the spine spg #hatchworth spg #zer0 spg #upgrade spg #my art #also i personally wouldnt label all of them as siblings theyre just. a big family to me #but if i had to give em human labels it then the og 4 are the siblings and hatchy and zer0 are the family friends #yk the ones who you only see on holidays and still they feel like a part of the family

[ganymede-g]

new god of war oc just dropped

hafnar is týr’s kid, but he’s nothing like him. he absolutely sucks at being diplomatic, can be pretty tone deaf, and has no problem beating people up. an overall well-adapted individual if i do say so myself!!

#god of war #atreus #oc #he has a strained relationship with tyr seeing that he’s always everywhere but home #he was super close with his mother who was a full-blooded jotunn #but yk how that ended #*looks at thor and odin* #i imagine atreus stumbling upon hafnar’s rickety shack in the most obscure place in midgard #with angrboda when they try to find the rest of the giants together #and trying to befriend him #but .. that’s a work-in-progress at best #but knowing atreus he’d be annoyingly persistent #god of war ragnarok #gow #gow ragnarok #hafnar

[sassy-bitch-since-2007]

Got hyper fixed on Island of the Slaughtered and-

Imagine the knife wasn't the killer's weapon. That was actually something Noah had on him, for protection. The moment that rope came around his neck he took out the knife planning to cut it, but didn't get the chance.

For a small moment, Noah actually has hope that he'll get away. He has the knife in his hand, all he has to do was cut that stupid rope. Simple, right? No. Because Noah was too slow and the killer saw the weapon and took it. He stabbed Noah with it, which wasn't actually planned. Then he drowned him in the lake too, just to make sure he stays dead for good.

And you know what? He might have had a chance of survival, if not for that stab. There are cases in which someone was brought back by performing CPR. If someone found his body soon enough…

But he lost so much blood too, due to the stab wound. There was no hope for him.

And he brought it all to himself.

#Alternatively : Cody finds the body and gets ready to perform CPR right away only to see the knife and stop because he knew there was no #Point in trying #Anyway this is not a theory or anything. Just a concept that I find interesting. Like what if yk? #sassy-bitch-since-2007 #Anyway apparently there's this Italian mountaineer who survived after like 6 hours of CPR??? I am truly annoyed I can't find some good #Article about the whole situation. #island of the slaughtered #Island of the Slaughtered noah #td noah #total drama noah

[thepunkmuppet]

yeah I relate to these characters no reason no reason

#if you get this we can be friends #if you don’t get this you either haven’t seen these shows/movies you are completely media illiterate or you are cis /j #obviously there are canon trans characters who I love and adore (i mean nimona is canon but yk what I mean) #cal from sex ed barney from dead end and elle from heartstopper to name a few (there only are a few tbf lol) #but it’s about the SUBTEXT my guy #it’s about going “oh my god I don’t know if this was intentional but it speaks to me and if someone else also sees it then I am understood” #iykyk <3 #trans #transgender #transmasc #transfem #non binary #ftm #mtf #transsexual #genderqueer #lgbt #nimona #gwen stacy #spider man into the spiderverse #starkid #team starkid #starkid productions #starship #starship bug #infinity train #infinity train lake #robin scherbatsky #himym #how i met your mother

[macdenism]

watching blooper reels and I just. I can’t physically handle the way glenn looks at rob when he’s laughing. everyone breaks and laughs and glenn immediately looks at rob. with his face so. I CAN’TTTT

#not to be glob on main but #yk that thing that went around ages ago #about how you can tell who someone is in love with by seeing who they look at first when everyone is laughing #fuck #even from a platonic standpoints it’s so cute I want to die #like. this was so funny are you laughing too I want to see you laugh let me witness your joy #WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT HIM WITH YOUR BIG GOOGLY EYES GLENN #WHY DO YOU LOOK AT HIM FIRST #EATS MY FIST #anyway this is why macdennis happened #macdennis #iasip #dennis reynolds #macden #mac macdonald #it’s always sunny in philadelphia #it’s always sunny #rob mcelhenney #glenn howerton #rcg: everyone’s a little bit gay