#idiot x idiot moment

[etrevil]

Kouyou: I know what you are.

NO PURSUING 😭 in a burning building, skk will still be drawn to each other, so much so it's become a work hazard.

#they are so so so so soooo silly #idiot x idiot moment #i dont second guess that kunikida made an even longer list for dazai #bungou gay dogs #bungou stray dogs #bsd #bsd wan #bungou stray dogs wan #bsd dazai #bsd chuuya #chuuya nakahara #bsd kouyou #ozaki kouyou

[thefrsers]

Be yuletide by the time we get back to Leoch.

MERRY CHRISTMAS

#outlander #outlanderedit #1.08 #jamie fraser #jamiefraseredit #claire fraser #clairefraseredit #jamie x claire #gifs #mine #this moment will forever be one of my favorite JC moment #hes so clueless and shes like 'hes an idiot but hes my lovable idiot' #but they're two idiots so in lurve i love them sm

[kingslionheart]

A good King relies upon good advice, Uhtred. I speak only as a man who has made mistakes before.

#me once again pushing the agenda that uhtred basically became alfred when he got older #but he probably forgot how bad he was when he was younger #i mean yeah he totally knew he wasn't very nice but i doubt he ever realised just HOW MUCH he wasn't nice #like the moment when he got upset with stiorra because she didn't want to kneel in front of edward #okay but at least she didn't scream at edward's face insulting him in front of the whole witan like YOU did with alfred #but apparently he forgot #i should make parallels of that too actually #the parallel between aethelstan's reaction and uhtred's at being told those things makes me laugh a bit #because aethelstan seems to know that what he was doing was not the right thing #while uhtred was just an arrogant idiot #the last kingdom #seven kings must die #alfred x uhtred #tlk alfred #uhtred #tlk aethelstan #aethelstan #david dawson #alexander dreymon #harry gilby #my gifs

[pocketgalaxies]

floorboards, in her face! || that rabbit just hit you in the face!

#critical role #criticalroleedit #marisha ray #keyleth #keyleth cr #laudna #laudna cr #gifs #* #*cr #*parallel #cr1 #cr3 #r: keyleth x laudna #laugh tag #scheduled #3h26m c1e105 #13m c3e42 #CHARACTER DEFINING MOMENTS.......DKFJSDKFJSDF #two of my fav lil idiot moments #she's SO quick with the reaction both times i swear

[weird-an]

It's their first vacation as certainly-more-than-friends (because Billy is afraid of the word couple).

They are at a beach, so far away from Indiana that Steve isn't sure he knows what Hawkins looks like anymore.

Billy is sprawled out on a giant red beach towel, drinking beers from a can. He yawns and gives Steve a lazy smile, reminding Steve of a big cat.

Billy at the beach is marvelous. Steve is glad he bought a camera just for this trip.

Billy is still afraid to sit too close to Steve, afraid someone will notice that they aren't just two guys hanging out if their knees might touch. But he's more carefree, laughs louder and shakes his mullet after getting out of the water, getting Steve wet, too.

They are running out of drinks and Steve gets up to get another round. Something else catches his attention.

A pink cocktail. With a white flower on top. He takes it.

If summer was a drink, it would be this. He's grinning, when he comes back to Billy.

"What the fuck?" Billy glares at Steve. Like someone will take a look at this drink and two guys on separate beach towels and deduces that they are fucking. Steve knows Billy is afraid, but this is ridiculous.

"It's tasty," he says, still sucking on the straw. "Do you want to give it a try?"

"No." Billy purses his lips.

Steve sighs and hands him the plastic cup.

Billy sips the drink carefully- like it could be poisonous. His eyes sparkle and he takes a big gulp.

"Strawberry," he murmurs. Billy loves strawberries. Steve has never seen anyone eat that many strawberries. He swears Billy has been living off them for weeks now.

"Can I get my drink back?" Steve asks. He already knows the answer.

Billy chugs it down. "Here," he hands Steve the empty cup.

"I'm getting another one," Steve says. "For myself. Do you want one, too?"

"It's a girly drink," Billy huffs.

Steve rolls his eyes. He had some trouble too after discovering that he likes dick as much as pussy and even worse, that he likes Billy Hargrove - but it's just rum disguised as strawberry.

He gets them more. Billy scowls at him, but grins into his drink.

The heat and the liquor get to their heads. On the way to their motel, Billy slides one arm around Steve. He has never touched him in public. It's playful, like they are two drunk dudes and well, they kind of are.

"It's not gay to like pink drinks," Billy slurs into Steve's ear.

Steve snorts. Billy drank all their beers, too. Someone's going to bitch about his hangover tomorrow.

"It isn't," he agrees.

"It's gay to like Steve," Billy puts one and one together.

Steve's heart flutters. Billy never talks about his feelings. "Maybe," he says.

"It's very gay," Billy assures him when they stumble through the door of their room.

"Okay, you wanna lay down?" Steve closes the door and tries to help Billy who is swaying a little.

"I wanna fuck." Billy presses a sloppy kiss on his cheek. "I wanna make.. you know..."

Steve feels warm. They haven't said it. Steve had thought it many times.

"Sure, babe." Steve guides Billy to the bed. "Let's make love - but maybe tomorrow."

"'m gonna rock your world, Steve."

Within seconds Billy lies on the bed, snoring loudly. His lips are stained from the strawberry juice and there's a white flower behind his ear.

Billy is rocking his world every day. Steve snaps a photo. They are getting there.

#summer vibes summer idiots #I know I write a lot of ficlets at the moment but I can't stop #feel free to ignore me lol #harringrove #billy x steve #billy hargrove #harringrove ficlet #steve x billy

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

Favorite Buddie Moments Per Episode: 5x9 Past Is Prologue

#buddie moments #buddie #buck x eddie #eddie x buck #evan buckley #eddie diaz #ryan guzman #oliver stark #this episode was so good #they are insane #idiots in love #eddies face journey is everything #911 on abc #911 on fox #love #buck knowing eddie just watches telenovelas religiously though #5x9 #past is prologue

[somehow-a-human]

The Ineffable Timeline of Season 2

Monday on Whickber street & Gabriels arrival.

DO NOT ASK NEIL ABOUT FAN THEORY

Monday - Tuesday - Wednesday -Thursday - Friday

I've decided I'm going to start chronologically breaking down each day of season 2 in it's own post and the discontinuities/weirdness therein! Complete with timestamps, notes on sideburns, the illustrated bible, AND SO MUCH MORE!

I'll be tackling the minisodes/flashbacks as their own lovely little break down posts so we can just focus on present day events for these!

I will be keeping a running tab on Crowley's sideburn length along with the scenes we look at, denoted simply as: Long or Short at the end of scenes he is part of. My theory on the sideburns goes as far as demonic mood ring, to timeloops, to television is filmed out of order and it means nothing hehe, but why not keep track for Somebody's sake?

So Let's get going then, shall we?

Monday aka Episode 1 aka The Arrival

Unknown Time - We see Crowley on a bench reading a newspaper (the Tadfield headline tells us Adam is still in Tadfield and still swaying the weather!) and Shax visits him and gives him his mail, and mentions something is going down in heaven, but we don't know it involves Gabriel yet, and we don't know what time this takes place so theoretically it could be the day before, or even days before, but let's just say, sure it's early in the day Monday. Short.

10:35 (Crowley's phone) & 11:35 (Crowley's watch) - Crowley throws away the mail from Shax; he's with the Bentley. Shax shows up and says the heaven business involves Gabriel. Long.

11:20 (Bookshop clock) - Aziraphale receives Maggie's note on his way to open the bookshop. This seems to be a consistent time with his opening hours as posted and the lighting of Whickber Street.

11:23 (Maggie's watch) - Aziraphale goes to forgive Maggie's unpaid rent and pickup his records. "I know what I'll be doing for the next 21 minutes!", I don't even need to begin to try and describe why this complicates everything but let's take that at face value for a moment to look at the timeline of events.

11:40 (Estimated time) - Lets say Aziraphale decided to listen to 21 minutes of music (regardless of what tune he's actually chosen to listen to) and when we next see him in the bookshop he's not finished his music yet.

~ I think we all already know this but this is the first time that time gets funky and weird ~

4:20 (Bookshop clock) - Maggie goes to get a coffee from Nina and while she's in the shop they witness Gabriel arriving at the bookshop. (Mind you he arrives from the far end of Whickber Street past the Dirty Donkey, not the Dirty Donkey elevator). Now let's say time was following our previous events, it's just before noon, you're Maggie so you go to grab a coffee from the cute gal who runs the coffee shop, sure all good. Makes sense to me. But when Aziraphale gets up to open the door to Gabriel we VERY clearly see the bookshop clock showing 4:20.

4:26 (Bookshop clock) - Jim tries hot cocoa.

4:30 (Bookshop clock) - Aziraphale brings the cardboard box and fly inside the bookshop, calls Crowley and asks him to meet him at the coffee shop. Crowley says he'll be there in "2 minutes".

4:32-4:45ish (Estimated time) - Aziraphale and Crowley meet at the coffee shop and discuss something going on in heaven. The mysterious "honolulu roast" sign appears behind Crowley in this scene. They head back to the bookshop and Maggie stops Aziraphale on the way to thank him again about the rent. Short.

Maggie tries to gift Nina a record and says she's getting something "end of the day", girl were you not there just 20 minutes ago?! Nina asks if she wants a skinny latte and she says "no I'd be up all night", so again, did you not get one 20 minutes ago?!

5:00 (Bookshop clock) - Crowley discovers Gabriel in the bookshop. Long. Crowley and Aziraphale discuss what to do about Gabriel in the backroom. Short. Crowley leaves the argument and walks through the bookshop. Long. Crowley is struck by lightning and locks Maggie and Nina in the coffee shop. Short.

Crowley's sideburns change length multiple times just in this one encounter in the bookshop.

Unknown time - Crowley is in the Bentley when Beelzebub shows up and relays the Book of Life threat to Crowley. Long. Crowley drives back to Aziraphale. Short.

9:02 (Nina's phone) - Nina and Maggie are freed from the Coffee shop by Crowley.

9:06 (Bookshop clock) - Crowley does the apology dance, and they discuss hiding Jim. Long.

~ Our second big weird time discontinuity time jump weirdness happens here! ~

12:40 (Bookshop clock) - Jim shows up at the top of the stairs, and the clock has suddenly moved to 12:40 or I guess 8:00 depending on a which hand is the hour hand truther you are. Long.

-end episode, and monday-

SO!

WHY?

What is going on with these weird skips? Why did Aziraphale specifically say he knew what he was going to do for 21 minutes? Was it an in universe clue about the timeline, or was it a hint to the audience about the hidden record serial number Shostakovich clue that's been found by @sendarya ? Maybe both?

Humor me...

Lets say maybe Aziraphale had just gotten really drawn into his music and listened to it for another 4 and a half hours before Gabriel knocks on the door, and completely forgotten to open the bookshop, sounds like something Aziraphale would do. Okay that would be all good and fine with me.

So why then is Maggie going to get a coffee at 4:20pm and then going back for a tea 20 minutes later? Alright sure she's already had one coffee at 4:20 and she can tolerate one bout of afternoon caffeine, but not two so she gets tea. She went back 20 minutes later cause she's awkward and whipped over Nina, okay cool, all fine with me, We've explained away the first time skip!

But then why does the bookshop clock jump nearly 4 hours before the hiding miracle? I've got diddly squat.

Throughout all of the scenes for Monday, or rather Episode 1, Aziraphale's illustrated bible is open to the same image in each shot: "Joseph Known to His Brethren". So I can conclude at the least these scenes, are shown to us sequentially. As far as I can tell, nearly the entire season is presented sequentially. I haven't really seen evidence that suggests to me at least that anything is out of order like I have seen other suggest. There is one scene, which will be addressed when it's time comes in it's own post, but even with it's moving I don't see any real change happening to the story. That is not to say however, that we're always seeing sequential scenes from the same timeline. Literally anything is possible and it's so fun to imagine what season 3 will actually be. I mean, there is a literally bin of red herrings in the opening credits so clearly some things are meant to mislead us.

Let me know your thoughts or anything you can think of that I might have missed that stood out to you in any of these scenes!

Continue the Timeline:

Monday - Tuesday - Wednesday - Thursday - Friday

#good omens #aziraphale #crowley #crowley x aziraphale #good omens meta #michael sheen #david tennant #good omens 2 #good omens clock #good omens clues #good omens theories #ineffable idiots #im too ill to be employed at the moment and this is giving me something to do while i cant work so thanks neil #wish it paid my bills too tho

[darling-winnie]

When people find out that Lucerys is interested in Lords and not Ladies they stop calling him a bastard. Of course, he's Leanor's son. How else would you explain his interest in bedmates?

Aemond is having a whole breakdown because what do you mean Lucerys has been fucking Aegon?! What do you mean knights have seen Cregan Stark leaving Lucerys room after hearing the noises they heard?! What do you mean maids have seen Lucerys pushed against a wall making out with Dalton Greyjoy?! Daeron?! Daeron has been fucking Lucerys every time he visits?!

Has Lucerys been trying to sleep with him? Is that why Lucerys seems to be everywhere? Why Lucerys keeps touching him? Why Lucerys eyes never leave him? Why Lucerys looked disappointed when Aemond rejected his offer of night flying?

Aemond needs to lie down. He needs to find Lucerys and accept his offer this time. He needs to fuck Lucerys or be fucked by Lucerys honestly he isn't too picky.

#aemond just needs a moment #he feels like an idiot #he could've been sleeping with lucerys since a while ago #lucerys has been trying to sleep with aemond for years now #its actually kind of embarrassing how long he's been trying #lucerys velaryon #aemond targaryen #aemond x lucerys #lucemond #house of the dragon

[that-girl-glader]

I can't be the only one who sees it...

#in another universe #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo series #percabeth #percy x annabeth #percy jackson #annabeth chase #the maze runner series #tmr series #tmr #newtmas #newt x thomas #newt tmr #thomas tmr #pjo fandom #tmr fandom #one is an oblivious idiot who gets in dangerous situations and the other is the common sense #“I'll follow you anywhere” #“Never” #So what's your fav moment of either/both? #I'mma say something sad now so here's your warning #percabeth had the kiss newtmas never could

[gloriousfemaleworrier]

oh. OH.

#theodore lasso #you are an idiot #it was at that moment that Ted realized: #he was screwed #I have never seen a better representation of #oh. OH. #before in my life #and I have read so much fanfic and romance books and watched romcoms out the wazoo #and yet here we have jason #saying “platonic” soulmates #like this scene doesn't exist #god damn it jason sudeikis #ted lasso #tedbecca #ted x rebecca #rebecca welton #ted and rebecca

[loserdiaz]

Hi! Another different anon. I haven’t watched 9-1-1 religiously gotta admit and am back for good now with Buck’s new character development. And like for so many, bi Buck makes sense. But have there been signs for Eddie too like for Buck all these years? As I’ve missed many episodes, I don’t have the whole picture, but would bi Eddie feel real/genuine?

i think it would! you have that scene where eddie checks buck's ass in s3 for starters. u could also argue the 'because evan' is another scene where u see how much eddie loves buck. not bc od the will but bc eddie waited a year to tell buck, and he probably wouldn't have told him if he didnt think it was what buck needed to hear in the moment— like, "hey, see? im your family. i trust u with my life and my heart and WE need you around. me and chris. ur one of us! ur not expendable! u are loved unconditionally and to the core!!!"

like, eddie trusts buck so much and in such little time. from when he first started at the 118 to the tsunami its not even a year i think??? and yet, eddie stands there and says with his whole chest that he trusts buck with chris more than anyone else in the world??? more than his own family, his sisters, his tía, his abuela??? ppl that have admittedly known eddie for a lor longer.

and i feel like, its not easy for anyone to just come into eddie's life and gain that kind of trust and loyalty??? but buck did!!!

the kitchen scene is another one!! they were 1000% flirting. buck taking a step closer with his hand on his belt and eddie with that lil smirk and his stupid lil beer bottle???? PLEASEEEE.

also idk, u can just see eddie is different with buck. like, sure eddie has some friends and u can even see him with tommy but in my opinion he acted very hey bro! hey dude! and friendly.

but with buck it just feels different???? like he’s always reaching out to him and for him he's always calling, or dropping by bucks apartment, or inviting him over, or involving him in chris' life, talking to him more than he talks to his actual gfs and confiding in him more than he does anyone else. he rests his hand on bucks shoulder when he wants to comfort him and he just looks at buck so !!!! idk. i think its just a different behavior and air???? im probably not expressing myself correctly bc im literally falling asleep, so hope this makes sense. <33

#im probably gonna wake up and be like u forgot this scene or this moment u idiot!!! #but im eepy bye #anon #evan buckley #eddie diaz #buddie #buck x eddie #911 abc #911 on abc #april gets mail 💌

[booasaur]

The Trades - 1x05

#thetradesedit #the trades #the trades crave #audrey stool #chelsea nakamura #todd stool #anastasia phillips #jennifer spence #robb wells #the trades 1x05 #audrey x chelsea #femslash related stuff #hahaha I KNEW IT #love super competent profesh chelsea being reduced to ''uh you look good'' #and todd looking at his sister like she's an idiot #actually I super didn't know it #I only started to pass the time #the humor seemed letterkenny-ish #and two of the three leads being women with one of them being from traces I was like sure #but last week they had the TINIEST of moments #out of like two scenes together in the whole first four eps #and I screencapped and showed to my friend #and looked up all the promo pics on bell media and saw a bunch with these two #but was still like no they wouldn't go there right #but they did! #the gratification was genuinely amazing #like with SOL #and tbh I don't mind the show itself #it's got a very garbage sense of humor but it's kind of...gentle? #and I love both audrey and chelsea so win-win-win

[ekwolfwriter-blog]

Hmm....

Is the following image just me.... or is a certain fire boy's general direction not toward Sokka or Suki or even any of the people that are cheering for him, but toward a certain water bender he has been hoping to gain approval from and hopeful she would cheer for him as well? And does that same boy have the look of "Wait, you all are cheering for me? Me?"

All of this still while looking at said water girl that he saved not too long in the episode...

These episodes just animate themselves so much potential.

Maybe it is just me...

#look at this animation shot #zutara #zuko alta #wanting praise #from Katara #katara #not paying attention #but he still looking at her #possible zutara moment #katara x zuko #love these idiots

[bones-of-a-rabbit]

Pawn AU Eclipse my beloved,,

#bones of a rabbit art #bones of a rabbit au #bones of a rabbit fnaf #fnaf au #pawn au #pawn reader au #pawn reader #crimeboss eclipse #fnaf eclipse #fnaf eclipse x reader #doodles #sketches #silly fluff #he’s not always this smooth tho don’t worry #he has his fair share of “I’m an idiot in love with an idiot” moments

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

Favorite Buddie Moments Per Episode: 2x5 Awful People 

#he literally could have placed the food in front of him #they are sitting next to each other #what the heck #idiots the both of them #buddie moments #buddie #buck x eddie #eddie x buck #evan buckley #eddie diaz #ryan guzman #oliver stark #911 on fox #911 on abc #gif #gifs #gifset #2x5 #awful people

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

Nancy getting "mad" at Steve for not calling her an idiot when she was being one.

Nancy: Come on, Steve, I was being a total idiot!

Steve: Yeah, no, I'm not falling for this trap.

Nancy: It's not a trap!

Steve: Alright, General Snackbar.

Nancy: Okay, first of all, it's General Ackbar, and second of all, the line is: It's a trap! Call me an idiot, Steve!

Steve: Yeah, that's a no.

Nancy: Okay, if a guy, or Robin, or one of the kids, did what I did, wouldn't you call them an idiot?

Steve: *sigh* Fine. Nancy Wheeler, you're an idiot.

Nancy: *gasps* I can't believe you just called me that.

Steve: I knew it!

Nancy burst into fits of giggles. Steve glared at her and tickled her stomach.

Nancy: I'm an idiot. Your idiot. Just like you're mine.

Steve: *grins and kisses her* Two idiots in love.

#stranger things #nancy wheeler #steve harrington #nancy wheeler x steve harrington #stancy #bisexual steve harrington #pansexual nancy wheeler #nancy's smart but she also has her moments where she's an idiot #incorrect stranger things quotes #rueleigh writes