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monstergirlclaws · 9 months
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crow-cap · 3 months
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suiheisen · 10 months
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“i’m going through something” and it’s the incredible need to impregnate a man
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cowleyes · 4 months
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i don’t know how to draw zoro and it’s keeping me up at night. they’re probably making fun of kaidos foot soldiers idk
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saywhatyouwillbut · 1 month
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i’m sorry about kidnapping your boyfriend so we could give the fbi false testimony. yes, i tried to feed him, he thinks thai is too fattening and wouldn’t have any. i also put out a hit on his rapist
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bishy437 · 9 months
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inuyasha-esque AU where moshang travel back & forth between worlds bc im stupid like that 🥴
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I love seeing Danny Phantom showing up and being like ‘don’t ask too many questions but John Constantine I own your soul. All of it. Lmao sucks to suck bitch’, and he’s usually all Ghost King Full Regalia as he does it, at least in front of the Justice League, but consider—
He just shows up as Danny Fenton.
“yeah I got bored and collected the pieces like Pokémon. Gotta catch ‘em all” says the 5’2 teen who looks like a stiff breeze could trip him. He denies being a sorcerer, or a magician, concedes he’s maybe psychic but mostly he’s just…. The kid of two mad scientists—who have a basement lab where they opened a portal to what he SAYS is not hell but no one is frankly CONVINCED, by the way—and he hasn’t decided what to do with Constantine yet besides getting Danny into some r rated horror movies, but figures he should tell the dude probably.
“What’d you even trade for some of his soul contracts?”
“Don’t worry about it”
They worry about it
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communistkenobi · 6 months
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saw someone argue that the central defining feature of fanfiction is its attention to proper characterisation. man I don’t think you’ve read very much fanfiction
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atorionsbelt · 11 months
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we got royjamie AND tedtrent support from phil and james in the same day!?…… happy pride everyone
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novorehere · 1 month
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Vore is actually the pinnacle of comedy when you include a character acting as the “straight man” who’s wholly disgusted and appalled by the casualness of everyone around them. What do you mean you just got swallowed whole and alive. What do you mean it was “just a misunderstanding.” What do you mean the two of you are going out for brunch tomorrow. What the fuck.
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queengoose · 26 days
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little known fact about me: i’ve kept an active reading journal since 2020. it’s cute and fun and colorful and most importantly not for a grade so there’s no pressure and no deadline. i have a bunch of tracking pages and pages about the book club i have with my irl friends.
much more known fact about me: i love gothic literature (yes i was that english major in school) and im going on year three of dracula daily.
so, this year, i made my first dracula daily spread in my reading journal! dates with emails are in red and the blank space on the side of each month is for ongoing junk journal thoughts as we read.
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(the logo at the top is thanks to a phone mirror drawing contraption i’m still getting used to using but so far has opened a lot of doors to more complicated designs!)
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compaculaaa · 1 year
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Please excuse my attempt at being funny
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willgrahamscock · 9 months
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I want to be this level of unbothered
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vee-lo0 · 7 months
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If doflamingo ever saw Laws dressrosa disguise this definitely would’ve been his reaction
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facelessoldgargoyle · 3 months
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god ok I’ve been reading aella’s public substack. I have a lot of faith in her expertise bc she’s a polyamorous slut who also worked as a camgirl and an escort. she’s also a spreadsheet nerd, and her surveys about kinks and taboos have gone viral, so she has a lot of data to work with. She’s also saying the most bonkers shit
I loved the idea that there were strategies men could use to make me want to have sex with them. I really wanted to have sex, but often had this stupid gatekeeper thing in my brain that would shut down and prevent me from getting sex. Teaching men to do a magical series of moves that would manage to circumvent my gatekeeper and help get me laid was a wonderful thing, and I advised my male friends to try it.
I view sex as a success for both of us, and thus seduction is a collaborative activity. We both want the same thing: to get around my annoying brain gatekeeper that got installed there by eons of evolution that doesn’t understand birth control and is trying to evaluate if you’re worthy of impregnating me. So please—use seduction techniques on me. Roleplay as an alpha male well enough to trick my vagina into believing that your cum will give me alpha sons.
Like??? Ok, to be fair, she specified at the beginning that this series of posts was for straight men who were into women who bottom, so this isn’t supposed to apply to me. But are straight women really out here living like this????
I guess if you have a horrible monkey on your back that works against your own interest in sex, then it’s useful to view seduction as instrumental, a useful tool. I do agree with/enjoy the idea of seduction as collaborative. But fuck dude, have you considered getting rid of the monkey?
Maybe I’m too hot for this post. Actually getting laid is easy. Seduction is just something fun to do while you’re still hanging out at the bar.
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ri-afan · 29 days
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Bout to leave for work but this hit the brain after reading a twin fic on here:
Danny is Damien’s twin, but it’s fraternal. Damien only knows his sister and has mourned quietly for her.
Danny, trans, does his life and death in Illinois as per usual. There’s some ghost-meeting with Phantom for whatever but Danny’s just got eyes for his brother and Damien is like — but I don’t have a brother, I have a sister named ______. Danny’s like, yeah, no, I’m a guy, but good news, you gained a(couple)nother sister(s)!
Why didn’t Danny try find him? Idk, that could go many ways like memory issues/self-suppression due to ✨trauma✨ and by the time he gets it and goes to get research done he finds Damien died (Talia and the Clone) and was waiting/searching for his ghost while he’s scrambling with his halfa-status and it’s a whole wreck until finally —
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