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googled my symptoms and turns out I have to have a pretty girl kiss me

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fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.

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need to look more physically reptilian now

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OH ! Bited

#watching all the reptiles in haven system reblog ‘reblog to bite prev’ posts simulator #(this is a good and fun thing and I like it)

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ladies

#I love this SO much it’s so cute the energy is so GOOD #I want to commission art of me and my friends with this energy so bad it makes me look stupid

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Ponder about it.

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Please. I want to be a creature.

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so fucking evil that i don’t have the jagged pointy cartoon teeth that fit together like triangles. i deserve them

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tilting my head to one side like huh??? tilting my head to the other side like wuhuh..???

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Ya'know, we really fucking hate the whole "If you don't like this weird thing in the same weird way as me you're a coward" thing in robot and monster fucker spaces. Especially since it's always presented in a linear chart format.

When our moods shift from the least human it gets to something more human it's still extremely weird as it's in reference to the previous point.

It's also making attraction out to be some sort of contest which let's be real, yipping sucks. We feel less attracted when someone claims to be more monsterfucker than us, it's annoying, it's not gonna make you more right.

Idk as a monster myself (Kobold) it's just kinda lame to me that you can't handle something less monsterous that is still classified as a monster, that you need to specify that you'll only fuck the Most monster monsters around. Yall make it sound like if there's even a hint of humanity in the monsterous that'll tap out and then you call others cowards for having different tastes.

fwiw we, the Haven System, have a weird range of tastes from girls with horns or panel lines to tentacle beasts or industrial sites in our monster and robot fucking and self identification range. That's just us though.

#THIS THIS THIS #turning attraction into a competition or using it to argue superiority is a plague on the internet and I hate it SO much #I’ve been thinking about this a lot with people being really dismissive and mean about a type of non-human I identify with a lot #but that is apparently ‘generic and lame and basic’ to be attracted to or identify with #and it’s been very discouraging and frustrating #just stop being so weird to people about what they’re attracted to or identify with goddamn

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if I could boop people back from sideblogs you’d all get SO many evil boops and that is a threat

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girls should have tails irl

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Ma'am this is the space restaurant we only serve bumpy fruit and severed tentacle

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REBLOG THIS TO GIVE THE PERSON YOU REBLOGGED THIS FROM A GOLD STAR BECAUSE THEY’VE BEEN STELLAR TODAY AND THEY DESERVE IT ⭐️

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POV: You walked up to me and pressed A.

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I wish gollum was a girl so I could defend his actions

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(trying to impress a new friend, who is the size of a bug) oh yeah no, I know it looks really big to you but that’s just a normal sized strawberry to me. I could easily just pick it up and move it somewhere else. yeah no even with you standing on it, it’s still just like I’m holding a normal sized strawberry. I can’t even feel a difference