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facelessoldgargoyle · 7 minutes
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Hellppp some transphobe found my posts about getting surgery and is yelling in my asks about how I mutilated my ‘perfect feminine body’ . I got my wisdom teeth removed.
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People get hung up on two different meanings of “CICO is a myth” I think. Otoh it is true that you lose weight with calorie restriction. Indisputably! On the other, to a first approximation nobody manages to lose weight permanently with just calorie restriction, which makes its usefulness as weight loss advice (“just count calories!”) basically zero, and there seem to be strong reasons for this beyond “everybody who has ever tried this is simply weak-willed.” So from an instrumental point of view, yeah, it’s absolutely true that CICO doesn’t work, but not because human bodies are immune to thermodynamics (which nobody in nutrition science is claiming).
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facelessoldgargoyle · 2 hours
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the lady killers on Columbo are always so fucking interesting and complicated. they kill to stop the museum to which they’ve devoted their life from closing, or to take revenge on a nephew-in-law who got away with killing their beloved niece, or to get a promotion at work. I can only think of one woman who murdered her husband for money, and she was an old woman who didn’t even remember she’d done it. I can imagine a worse show where all of the women are black widows or victims of domestic abuse, and instead they’re all evil milfs. Love that for me.
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facelessoldgargoyle · 2 hours
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I expect my companions to be clear and upfront about what they want. If she wants my blood she can ask for it like anyone else.
Vampire Poll 2
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Consider this scenario entirely separate from Vampire Poll 1, I just had two different ideas for vampire poll posts so I’m doing both of them.
You and a friend, who is a centuries-old vampire have been on a road trip across the US for several days, taking turns at the wheel whenever you need to sleep in the back seat through the night. She says she can handle it, but in the final stretch you can tell that being stuck in the passenger seat under the bright Nevada sun is starting to get to her, especially after having driven for days.
She’s low-energy and irritable.
Do you offer her your blood unprompted, presuming that she must be craving your blood?
Vampires are one of the five core playable monsters in Eureka: Investigative Urban Fantasy, along with and all the unsolvable problems that come with them, and you can read all about and even play as if you go download the demo from the free demo link on our website and jump to page 346.)
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facelessoldgargoyle · 2 hours
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If you have a dick you should still wear sundresses with no panties please it's important
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facelessoldgargoyle · 2 hours
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If you have a dick you should still wear sundresses with no panties please it's important
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facelessoldgargoyle · 2 hours
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If you have a dick you should still wear sundresses with no panties please it's important
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facelessoldgargoyle · 4 hours
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as someone who goes to a lot of queer and especially trans events, something i can't help but notice is that i'm very often the only fat transfem present, and moreover, fat transfems of color are virtually never present at all. the absence is extremely conspicuous.
i know there are a lot of social forces stacked up against these labels and particularly at their intersections, but shit, it feels lonely to know so few other fat trans women irl right now.
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facelessoldgargoyle · 5 hours
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My fav version of poison ivys power origin story is a lá Thorns (medically tortured as a kid) and when she learns about a literal child following batman around she FREAKS OUT.
Ivy gets batman alone then serves him a total curveball: she wants to vaccinate Robin from most of her toxins. Bruce thinks it’s a trap until word on the street is that Scarecrow and joker had multiple poisons stolen. He confronts ivy and she admits to stealing them but it’s for the proposed vaccine for Robin.
The rules are that he’s not allowed any samples of the vaccine, and Robin stays with her for three hours for the vaccine to fully absorb into his system. Batman can stay with him, but only in the same room as she might need to use lab equipment.
So every Robin gets the very odd experience of having their biannual vaccine from Dr. Poison Ivy, where they are all on their best behavior and get biodegradable stickers while Bruce just very patiently sits next to them like >:| with one of those temperature guns aimed at their heads
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facelessoldgargoyle · 6 hours
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Big titty bloodthirster bf
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facelessoldgargoyle · 7 hours
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Favorite daemon with daddy issues =w=
@shaydh inspired me to this.
Quick sketch cause this is as much effort as i'm gonna put into a meme.
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facelessoldgargoyle · 8 hours
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facelessoldgargoyle · 8 hours
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*pauses while fucking a puppygirl* this is no longer working for me, I need you to get weirder.
the harkness test and "its art if it makes you feel something" are both extremely frustrating in that whenever people use them they act like the incredibly thorny questions involved are totally trivial AND the answers they give arent even like. remotely close to good. like. theyre what you might think of after less than a minute. its genuinely so strange to parrot something so obviously ill thought through. like, at least parrot something someone put thought into. its not hard, wikipedia is free
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facelessoldgargoyle · 9 hours
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obsessed w this gif i can't stop using it for everything.
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facelessoldgargoyle · 9 hours
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shaking and quivering reading the notes on any horror poll "well i dont like the BAD movies that only BAD PEOPLE watch"
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facelessoldgargoyle · 9 hours
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facelessoldgargoyle · 10 hours
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Another fun thing about arc 20: it was happening in Arcadia. The school that everyone knows all the Wards go to. So when Taylor was calling on the student body to form around her, a bunch of people who know they're classmates with some of the heroes in the room went up and helped Skitter anyway. They're looking at Clockblocker and Kid Win, and knowing that they're also students here (maybe someone they interact with often, underneath the mask), and getting in their way anyways.
Clockblocker is watching Kim from History class and Patricia who sits next to him in Social Studies aid and abet a criminal—what is it like going to school again the next day as Dennis? Running yourself ragged trying to keep things in the city from falling apart, then seeing a sizable portion of your fellow students—the people you're trying to protect—choose to help this villain over you? It shocked Taylor to hear them talk about how Skitter had helped them. After hearing her justify herself before the echidna fight, what's it like for Dennis to realize so many of his classmates feel like she helped them more than he did?
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