#i wouldnt fucking mind

[mipexch]

dinner (?) plans

#i heard this audio and it wouldnt leave my fucking mind #was GOING to make it try to communicate a fight instead of 'dinner' but i think it works out just as well #gabriel #v1 #gabv1el #their dynamic. somewhat. to me #ultrakill #gen art #animations

[lazycranberrydoodles]

english translation book 5 baby we are in the ‘people assuming kid form hua cheng is xie lian’s son’ era 🔥🔥🔥 / follow for more hualian silliness

#so the part of the book where kid hua cheng suddenly sits bolt upright #because he senses something in the room #and this 7 year old is just 👁️👁️ and radiating immense killing intent #hes so fucking funny 😭 #i love him being weird and strange and offputting #‘dianxia why does the high schooler that hangs around your house sometimes have glowing red eyes and know things he definitely shouldnt #and crush things into dust with his bare hands and seem to hate the sun an-‘ mind your own fucking business #drawing baby hc was so much fun i hope i do it again soon #the secret is that xie lian is JUST as deeply weird as his husband but in a less obvious and threatening manner. #guy who has to keep his internal monologue internal because he is thinking things like “wouldnt wanna get choked by those hands!” #out of every god character he is the one who seems to have changed the most from immortality #dying presumably hundreds of times and being alone for hundreds of years does something to your brain #“xiao hua why does your cultivator talk weird and wear the same clothes and eat the same food and-” HE IS AUTISTIC!!!! AND JADED BY THE #PASSAGE OF CENTURIES!!! YOULL NEVER KNOW WHICH IS WHICH!! #my art #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #hualian #hua cheng #xie lian #art #tgcf meme #mxtx #天官赐福 #lmao #hob #heaven official's blessing #the people have spoken...

[lefthandarm-man]

Steve Rogers & Natasha Romanoff The Avengers (2012)

matching each others freak

#marveledit #dailymarvelgifs #steverogersedit #blackwidowedit #steve rogers #natasha romanoff #black widow #captain america #the avengers #my gifs #another one baby #this came along a lot easier and faster #helps that it was all one scene so i could do basically the same coloring and stuff #anyways i love this scene it makes me fucking crazy #i love these two im so sad about what happened to them individually but also as a duo #they barely know each other at this point in the avengers but steve totally goes with her completely bonkers idea to hitch a ride on one #of the aliens?? like shes out of her mind #shes not enhanced or anything either the way steve is like yeah shes a badass and very capable but shes also very much human #but he doesnt argue with her at all he sees her throughline and is like well she wouldnt suggest it if she couldnt pull it off #and his like.... awestruck look as she zooms away...... i know he thinks shes so cool #i just love them i love nat and steve as friends i love their dynamic #i dont ship them romantically but like. i do get it

[cringefail-clown]

the " ive grown accustomed to the idea of not being human anymore, yet ive got this body back. this was the last thing i wanted, and i struggle with the dissonance of my existance" vs the "ive lived as an artificial being for longer than i ever was human, yet theres still so much humanity left in me. ive made peace with the way i am" that is hal and robro in turnabout

#homestuck #turnabout au #homestuck turnabout #homestuck au #hal strider #lil hal #autoresponder #dont mind me having hal feelings yet again #like he wouldnt WANT to go back to being human once again #hed be more than happy to stay as a sprite but the circumstances left him no choice than to godtier #and the fallout of that happening would do some shit to his psyche i think #i just *head in hands* imma write a fucking essay i swear to god #these two are so different yet so similar thematically it makes me wanna claw at the walls

[heynhay]

let's drive out

#klance #voltron #vld #this came to my brain via Valentine Texas by mitski but im not offficially linking it bc i have something dif in mind fpr later #and this one is a faithful visual recreation of the lyrics but not an emotionally faithful one so. i can do better #anyway being taken out to camp in the bed of a pickup truck is like. haha. one of my dark twisted evil romantic fantasies #my country bumpkin upbringing showing through #now you guys know how horrible and wild my unhigned crazy thoughts are...... how unspeakably deranged..... #art #my art #bro im such a fucking faker i will fr get on my soapbox about how often klance fight (even romantically) and then draw the tenderist shit #like 40 times over #so let me amend and clarify by saying this was somehow some stupid shit. #like lance set this up but its because theyve been competing for best date (theres a physical scoreboard on the fridge) #and keith was probably trying to act aloof so that lance wouldnt score as many points #but got so comfy he fell asleep (+15 for lance its going on the scoreboard) #+ lance is abt to sharpie a moustache on his face #mitski

[mintedaisies]

i work at a sex store and i shot an email to a fantasy dildo brand that we carry asking them to make FTM strokers bc that would be bomb af and the guy who owns the brand emailed me back, told me he’s trans too, and made the brand specifically to make cool toys like that for trans people. he’s in the process of making fantasy ftm strokers literally RIGHT NOW. and he wants to visit my store and meet me in person. im PSYCHED

#losing my fucking mind #he said he travels 70% of the year #and even if my upper management doesnt get involved he still wants to fly out to see the store and talk w me #gonna get my bestie in on the action bc if it werent for the two of us having high conversations we wouldnt have this opportunity #god i love it here #where the mint grows #ftm nsft #queer nsft #lgbt nsft #trans nsft #nsft kink #fantasy toys

[just-null-cult]

are you oka- oh.

#kamo noritoshi #noritoshi kamo #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #yandere kamo noritoshi #yandere noritoshi kamo #yandere jujutsu kaisen #NO CAUSE HE WOULD COVER HIS MASSIVE DEATH GLARE IF HE KNEW YOU WOULD DEFEND THE OTHER PERSON #THEN YOUR ASS LOOKS AWAY AND BRO IS SHOOTING DAGGERS DUDE #i really like kamo #hes so babygirl #kamo has the hugest bitch face. i know it. i know he gives it out when the situation is fucking brutal. #its like the death glare someone else's momma gave you as a kid when you were bad #like bro #🧎‍♂️ damn im sorry #but in my mind he'd cover his face so you wouldnt be exposed to the death glare #smth smth only wanting you to see his perfect good boy self he crafted specifically for you smth smth #hed rather die than see you defend someone whos not him bc he doesnt want to compete for your attention. he feels it should belong to him #but it only makes the contrast of the peek that he gives others that much hotter. i mean scary #also tell me how you peeped the color change god please #i was so cool for that #the pink one.. your pov. hes double face palming.... at smth someone said/did. oh no!! #but for others its red. death glare. hes gonna make them regret upsetting him so much around you #to the point where he had to take his attention away from you for a second. not only that but your attention away from him too #wow kamo ur so. hot #stan kamo fr bro 🤟

[sunflowerius]

rip Aaron Minyard you would have loved House MD (he would have loved your murder indictment)

#rewatching house rn and like. its right there. #you'd be lying if you truly don't think House wouldn't hire Aaron simply to see if the murder charge was true. like he'd be ecstatic. #they wouldnt be besties but they'd be like. worsties. #like I get you but I fucking hate you and I would also never work with anyone else ever. yknow. #also Aaron being somewhat able to handle House cause he reminds him of Andrew LIKE CMON ITD BE GREAT #aaron minyard #all for the game #aftg #gregory house #dr. house #house md #don't mind me and my absurd crossover rambles

[theology101]

This is a school of Adventurers and they’re all at Fabian’s party

500 characters with class abilities and spells, ranging from third (that seems normal for an end of the year freshman class) to like, 10+

And instead of doing fucking ANYTHING to help, they party. If they realized the thing they’re being trained for is happening its “total chaos”

I know this is for plot and gameplay reasons but totally honest, in pure action economy alone, I think 500 pcs could literally kill a tarrasque before it can move. Fabian should’ve been able to roll to convince those fuckers to just, omni.

“Hey if anyone knows a spell, just shoot that dragon right!” *Cue a million laser beams, magic missiles and fire balls*

#i know the bad kids are special #but jesus christ #everyone else at this school isnt even an adventurer #i just need to see a modicum of effort here #Fuck i wouldnt even mind if terrifying pressence made half of them useless but everytime the party stayed going like #a single attack that does a billion damage should come from the house #SOME EFFORT #PLEASE #fantasy high #dimension 20 #fantasy high junior year #fhjy

[oldkamelle]

Still accepting Ideas? If so, Spy asking advice on Sniper on how to tell Scout that he is his dad.

#tf2 sniper #tf2 spy #tf2 fanart #traditional art #traditional comic #pen doodles #oldart #mercs #(gently holds your hands) anon. what the fuck. /lh #this was such a behemoth of an idea cuz it raises so many questions?? #why would spy suddenly want to tell scout the truth given how he only chose to when scout was two seconds away from dying #(also. cant remember which comic this is but when spys about to drive off after scout begs him to take him as well #he only does so when scout mentions his ma so thats on my mind as well) #hes never shown like he feels the need to yknow #if spy decided to tell scout the truth why would he be asking for advice like wouldnt he want to keep it out of anyone elses business #(which fair enough wouldnt really happen given scout but eeh) #also he already did it good enough besides the cosplaying #and if spy for some reason was gonna ask for advice why would he go to sniper specifically #did i answer any of these questions in this mess? #the answer to that is the same as to 'do i have a good understanding of the characters' or 'do i have storytelling skills' #which is to say no #i also couldnt think of a way to make it funny to try and get away with that so i had to go with the more serious route so #anyway. sincerely hope its good enough anon (thumbs up)

[codacheetah]

#codacheetah #my art #in stars and time #isat #isat siffrin #isat loop #suicide cw #heyyyyyyy :3 #guess who forgot i had an art blogggggg #this guyyyyy #ok so!!!! #this art can b read as just regular ass fanart tbh BUT #SPOILERS FOR EVERYTHING IN THE TAGS BTW #this was actually drawn with a soul eater au in mind!!!! #(somewhat symbolic bc loop is there as person And weapon but #the idea being that loop is siffrin's weapon post-wish (sif is also a weapon but Forgor on account of the) #anyways umm haha #wouldnt it be fucked up if like #you killed yourself. and ur weapon was like. a person aha #for that reason this would prolly be an act 4 onetime event and it would Fuck Uppp loop and sif's resonance supremely #because loop is paranoid and feels betrayed and they cant forgive themself for enabling sif (and cant forgive sif for doing that to them) #and sif is so supremely guilty but they're also like. drenched in the madness and they kind of think they were in the right anyways #and for the rest of act 4 sif barely uses loop as a weapon and instead is constantly on that black blood sauce to make up for the power los #(my vision being. loop can chill out in their body vis a vis ragnarok and crona as well as separate. tho they usually are in weapon form #lest the party Perceive them teehee nobody rlly trusts them cuz of this) #but the cost of ragnaroking it with loop is shooting that black blood into siffy's bloodstream #act 5 siffrin i imagine is just completely caked in madness from abusing the blood in act 4 #and loops still angry with them but they cant watch siffrin go thru this #so they join up with the party and im imagining odile uses them as a weapon thru the house (neither enjoys this) #odile points loopweapon at bigsif like.u fucked up

[sunsetrules]

WHO GAVE THE BLOND AND BLUE TWINKS FROM SOUTH PARK PERMISSION TO BARGE INTO MY HEART AND CONSUME THE ENTIRETY OF MY WAKING THOUGHTS⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

THE TIKTOK ALGORITHM DID NOT CONSULT OR PREPARE ME FOR THIS‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

#'i wouldnt say freed/more like under new management' #PLEASE YOU DONT UNDERSTAND #IM OBSESSED #THEY LIVE IN MY MIND RENT FREE #creek #craig x tweek #tweek x craig #craig tweek #tweek craig #south park #sp #I DONT EVEN KNOW ANYTHING AB SOUTHPARK #THEYRE JUST SO DAMN CUTE I FUCKING CANT #I HAVE SO KANY HEADCANNONS FOR THEM MY SKRUNKLIES #I LOVE THEM SO MUCH #craig tucker #tweek tweak #LOOK AT THEMMMMMMMM #THEYRE SO FUCKONG CUTE IM GONNA SOB #THEM HOLDING HANDS IS EVERYTHING THEY HAVE ME SO WEAK #IM SO IN LOVE #SOULMATES FR #OTP #THEYRE JUST SO FUCKING WARM AND LOVING WITH EACH OTHER IT HAS ME SO EMOTIONAL #THEY ARE EACH OTHERS COMFORT PERSON #THEY BALANCE EACH OTHER OUT SO WELL #CRAIG MODERATES TWEEKS ANXIETY AND TWEEK HELPS CRAIG EXPRESS HIS EMOTIONS #THEYRE LITERALLG PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER #AND THE CONSTANG HANDHOLDING IS JUST A LOVE LANGUAGE OF ITS OWN #GOD BLESS THE TIKTOK ALGORITHM FR

[shieldofmen]

I hope we’re still friends

#jon snow #asoiaf #asoiaf fanart #canonjonsnow #stupid little snow castle 🥺 #i wouldnt call this finished- more like close enough #dont mind the background #because fuck backgrounds why would i need them anyways #meeting your older/younger self obligatory drawing #Kid!Jon: so whats our life like?? #Older!Jon: ☹️

[amaranthdahlia]

god i will never stop fawning over how absolutely SPECTACULAR afo vs bakugou was. genuinely one of the best fights in the entire manga in terms of art, the themes, the pararells, the gayness, the fight itself, and just. everything about it makes me wanna scream into my pillow and chew on it

#MIND YOU this was the fight that made me interested in afos character #ugh like i shouldve known bakugou was gonna take on afo ... like i knew him and izuku were gonna take on shigafo #cus of the whole win to save save to win thing #and its perfect for shigafo cus yk! #but i didnt know tomura manage to break free out of afos grasp early on #(which srry tomura for not having faith lol) #but yeah pitting bakugou against the guy was fucking amazing #like theres so much layers to it #like first off making bakugou(and izuku) fulfill the save to win thing by rescuing all might from afo #like how all might did in the kamino arc with bkg but this time bkg didnt'end' all might he was the one who saved him #AND THE FACT THIS WAS FILMED TOO JUST LIKE BEFORE #BAKUGOU WOULD NOT BE KNOW AS THE ONE THAT ENDED ALL MIGHT BUT THE ONE THAT SAVED HIM #AND FUCKK bakugou and afo.......amazing foils seriously #boys with gifted powers but one grew up with almost nothing and the other grew up with love #they both turned out shitty but only one of them actually changed for the better #afo in a way is like bakugou past self. hes fighting on what he couldve been if he let his ego take hold on his mind #and no bakugou did not solely defeat afo himself . and god my boy is so grown he KNOWs if it werent for everyone elses effort #he wouldnt be able to take this bitch down #bakugou i love you so so much #you are such an excellent character fuckkkk #and afo...... well you see what happened to him. fitting end to someone who thought highly of himself #died in a pathetic subpar way. fighting an injured teenage boy lmao #OH AND SAID TEENAGE BOY THAT LOOKS LIKE HIS OLD NEMESIS LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO #ive said this before but bakugou is afos karmic incarnation #i CANNOTTTT wait for volume 40 to drop. possible dawn of quirks era content afo character page (please) and yoichi/kudou colored by hori? #bakugou katsuki #mha all for one #mha manga spoilers #OH AND bakugou telling afo to shut the fuck up!?!?!?!?!?!?!? AND PROCEEDS TO BEAT HIS ASS IN 3 DOUBLE SPREADS????? MY FUCKING GOAT. #dahlia.txt

[3416]

the nhl is so funny bc they will go great lengths to protect people accused of sexual assault or domestic violence, but they really draw the line at drugs and gambling, which is like.... isn't that WHAT your player assistance program is for? if anything..........

#like..... is that not................. #all these fucking guys part of the wjc shit are 'on leave' and still technically part of their teams and yet.... #when something like this i gotta see random statistics accounts being narcs like the nhl/SOMEONE wouldnt see and report it #think if ur out of ur mind enough to post that on a public story. u need help more than you need 'punishment' i see so many ppl begging for #and if it was a more prolific player theyd be protecting him too i bet lol #just a fucked up league be so real.. humanity and empathy aren't prioritized at all #nhl #hockey #all the ppl that know nothing abt drug use come crawling out of the woodwork with stupid ass opinions like fnklds #of course u shouldnt be doing that but um. stripping someone of a job that COULD easily provide them the resources to get help #when u let actual criminals and rapists get away with far worse and still pay/provide for them is just a wild precedent

[plasma-packin-mama]

muggy lives in the lucky 38 with delilah and the gang

(and poor arcade is pining. i will leave it to you what hes imagining in panel 6!)

#what them big strong arms do delilah??? #inquiring minds want to know #delilah #comic #i love muggy so much LOL #muggy #fallout new vegas #fnv #fonv #fallout oc #arcade gannon #arcade #art #OGGH I DONT KNOW WHETHER TO ADD THIS TO MY SKETCHBOOK TAG OR MY DIGITAL TAG #BC I DID THE PENCILS IN MY SKETCHBOOK AND THEN SCANNED THEM AND COLORED DIGITALLY #fuck #original #digital #this is before theyre dating btw. arcade wouldnt be shy about it if they were already a couple #hes no coward #peepie art