#i was going to make a joke reply but lol

[songofclarity]

What’s the worst thing JGY ever did and the best thing NMJ ever did?

JGY: Being worse than his father

NMJ: Being better than his father

#mdzs thoughts #anon #asked from above #i was going to make a joke reply but lol

[risingsunresistance]

heart of gold being the name for healer class xp gain... techno playing healer..... you see my vision there's something here

#something about him actually being very nice despite the sona he puts forward. something. idk i hate words #also something something piglins and gold there is also a joke here jghfkj #THIS WAS A POST I MEANT TO MAKE YESTERDAY AND EVERY TIME I LOGGED IN I FORGOT TO GO CHECK THE SHOP LOL #healer techno..................... he means the world to me #i know he only played healer to stay out of the way for his teammates BUT IT MEANS SOMETHING TO ME OKAYYYY #the person who replied to my post abt that pointing out that techno played healer / used healing abilities in a lot of games. ;-; #augh #chat #sb #technoblade

[seriousbrat]

ok this has been amusing but I'm going to stop replying to the 35895 very long asks about how terrible/wonderful harry potters dad is for a bit lol. I will say I wish I could arrange little stadiums for snape fans and james fans to duke it out without me. much in the way I wish I could arrange a little stadium for snape and james to duke it out while i take notes. lol this REALLY isn't my war (like why me) and I think I've been pretty clear many times about the fact that I like all the characters, they were all terrible in different ways, that's why it's fun; and no treatise in my inbox about how "toxic" "manipulative" "abusive" whatever other morally-charged language u want to apply to fictional characters from childrens literature is going to convince me otherwise. I advise a serious calming down haha

sorry but there is only ONE "morally pure" character in the marauders era. and that's Kreacher. he did nothing wrong

#its kind of like having two backs and being stabbed in both of those backs! ive been in the trenches defending snape and u do me like this #lol im joking. but honestly. i think ive been pretty clear that i believe everyone is entitled to their personal interpretation #that doesnt make it fact and that doesn't make it appropriate imo to dump onto strangers #like seriously imagine i came into your inbox going 'snape is toxic and a child abuser' girl enough. have some perspective #anyway! if i get asks about other stuff i wll reply but tomorrow

[maddy-ferguson]

i saw someone say they were hoping noah would apologize and it's just kinda fascinating to me...if he thought zionism was sexy on monday (or i guess on sunday probably and for many days and weeks before that) why would he suddenly think it's an awful ideology on friday?

#and like i say: brf slt #i think people found out what zionism was like three weeks ago and think it's a slur or something when like #no it's an actual ideology it doesn't just mean killing and displacing an entire people that's only what ends up happening when you...put #the plan into motion. but yk #i would say zionism can mean one of three things: supporting the establishment of a jewish state. supporting the state of israel #specifically. supporting whatever awful thing the israeli government/army is up to that day #i saw someone get yelled at in the replies of a post because they were saying this when they were literally right? it was a post about noah #so again i'm assuming people don't know what they're talking about because. they don't. lol #and like obviously proudly being a zionist rn and being like zionism is sexy while israel is bombing people in the name of zionism after #killing and displacing people for decades in the name of zionism can only mean that you condone all that. but idk. i didn't like the way #people talked to that person WHO WAS LITERALLY RIGHT when they were probably the same people who were saying no going to israel and saying #you love it there doesn't mean anything at all this summer #and about the apology. lmao. i've seen people say the same thing about timothée chalamet on twitter and like yeah if he thought the hamas #joke was funny on saturday why would he be like omg nooooo this is really unfunny on monday. i'm not saying you can't expect anyone to #apologize for anything ever but celebrity apologies...................lmao. even when they do apologize it's always like i'm sorry #you're offended not i'm sorry for doing it #and explain to me how or why you would expect noah to be like sorry i didn't mean that zionism was a good thing. like what about his track #record would make you think he'd change his mind😭 if he ever realizes how wrong he is it definitely will not be now #and people saying that video should get him fired is like. brett gelman posted something about how if you don't get called a racist on the #internet once a day you're doing something wrong and you think they're gonna fire noah for being around stickers that say 'this ideology we #the creator+producer of the show subscribe to is sexy' and 'this organization we have decided has beheaded 40 babies and we're so #sure of that we repeated the lie in our open letter thanking the president who corroborated that lie is isis'. like they agree with him #i'm not defending anything btw i'm just saying why the fuck would you expect him to be like oh my bad you're right and apologize😭

[charmwasjess]

hi jess! for the fic asks: 13 and 14

also this one is not on the list but i was just curious! do you write fics for other fandoms besides star wars? or have you done so in the past?

How much planning do you do before writing?

I'd answered previously "a lot!" but it actually occurred to me that Making It Up, silly little oneshot, I just vomited out in like a week with zero planning, and yet it's probably my favorite Syku romance I've ever written.

If you could see one of your fics adapted into a visual medium, such as comic or film, which fan fic would you pick?

Oh easy, Milk Run. :D By a long shot. It's such a visual fic! I wanna see Dooku in his tiny swim shorts + Jedi robe combo. I wanna see Qui-Gon riding the giant fucking snake. I want to watch tiny Jocasta frogmarch a gigantic handcuffed Dooku out of the police station. I want to I wanna see Sifo-Dyas pull off that fake-ass ritual in front of the pirates with Dooku as his special effects department.

That, and it's probably my most narratively coherent fic - a big adventure story, serious but with a lot of humor. I think it would translate to a visual medium better than some of my other stuff.

And as to your other fandoms question! Just Star Wars for fic writing, but without doxing myself too badly, some of my poems are floating meagerly around small literary journals. ....and uh, once I wrote like 300 pages of absolutely unhinged dragon novel that only @izzy-paints has ever read that I think was some kind of weird and upsetting metaphor for depression lol

#lol I joke about doxing myself when once a reddit post of my garden hit the front page #and a dude I don't know replied “oh I walk by your house every day on (my street's name)” #THANK YOU FOR THIS! #seriously these are making my afternoon after a long bad week I appreciate everyone so much asking #might do the next over the next couple days since oh right my parents are coming to stay with me this weekend #and arriving in an hour #and I need to go make my house look less like a den of sin

[randomnameless]

I’m sorry but I don’t believe that poster, even if they’re new why are they digging up old posts just to argue, and on posts not never tagged so they actually have to dig through old posts to find what they’re looking for! I don’t know anyone who joins tumblr just to do that so it’s hard for me to give them the benefit of doubt here, everything they say feels like an excuse this hurts me? Why are you looking for it then????

That's funny anon, because I was checking Tumblr, saw your ask in my notifications, and guess who popped up in the notifications, just after you did, reblogging a post I made about FE16?

Lol

At least I made myself clear about Tumblr etiquette and what I believe is and engaging/not engaging with someone -

Still, I ultimately think they're just trolling, or desperate for attention, but it's not something I have enough patience and time to give, I'd rather write 2k about Lorenz's ancestor being a bastard scion of House Hresvelg, than reading those word vomits.

#anon #replies #I see this as an amusing buzz at times #but yeah that engagement on Tumblr post made me clear a few things #I never really thought that much about posting on Tumblr before the FE16 debacle it's just sharing thoughts reblogging stuff #and making fire jokes #can you imagine people are desperate enough to send anon hate on Tumblr? and like search through your blog to find shit to reply read? #I mean browsing a blog's history to find a blogger's thoughts on a topic is okay but #necroposting old posts? #Like what are they going to resurrect 2014 posts? It was eons ago lol #when you reach a certain degree of maturity you realise you want to do something else with your time than consecrate it to salt

[pepprs]

idk how to reconcile my new self with my old self. also i fucking hate waiting. GRAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

#delete later #im getting a taste of my own medicine bc when im overwhelmed depressed etc i don’t even open emails or dms or whatever and then ifeel guilty #and let them build up and run away from them and literally do not reply for years. but ive been waiting for like 5 different but related #replies for 3ish days at this point and im soooooo impatient omg i want to bash my head into the wall.. and afaik no one i messaged has #opened the message despite being active online elsewhere which is EXACTLY what i do so i have no right to complain at all. but still. omggg #i just have a simple question (me and the ps5 voice) reply to my message boy #purrs #also.. ok yeah im gonna be honest about it even if there are consequences lol. idk why im on such a mission to get back all my old #characters but if i don’t i can and will go crazy. i don’t even do that kind of thing anymore and d*viantart is an irreversibly warped #landscape due in part to capitalism and in part to own mistakes and selfish actions. and i truly feel like my tumblr mutuals are the only #ones who understand me and feel safe and cozy on here. but i miss my old internet home. and i really miss my old internet friends and seeing #all the jokes we had and how we were all like interconnected w the same adopt groups and stuff and now we don’t even talk… it makes me so #sad and i feel weird messaging them just for the purpose of asking if they can give me back characters i gave them 4 years ago like a) you j #just don’t do that kind of thing i don’t think but b) it feels so transactional and would make the part of saying hey our friendship was #important to me when i was a teenager and even though we don’t talk anymore i think of you fondly and wish you well. like lollllll. and i #feel cringe even tracking them down / messaging them bc we are all jn our 20s now… embarrassing. but i am so mad at myself for letting those #friendships wither (not that i have the spoons to sustain them these days anyway but still) and for not keeping bettr track of my characters #when i sold them and for giving them up in the first place and for letting my old internet life just fall apart due to neglect bc it puts me #in a bind to try to piece it together again no matter how i try it and i shouldn’t try anyway. but i am so tempted to rn. lol #* itd make saying stuff abt appreciating friendship weird bc there’s a transaction tied in (source: i did this and feel weird and bad) #like the way i want to SCREAM seeing that dA ate all of the journals i made when i was a 14 year old and turned them into glitched polls. th #the way the wayback machine has terrible unreliable records of everything and i can never get some stuff back / track some stuff down. pain #anyways it’s stupid bc i feel cozy and listened to and as connected as i have the energy to be to all of u guys so why am i doing this. but #i miss the dA stuff too and i wish it wasn’t cringe and i wish i could have everything that’s ever been part of me all in one place. lol #also this doesn’t even take into account my poetry community on dA on my other account who i also felt so safe and cozy with and i abandoned #that too and lost touch with basically everyone even though we all knew each others deepest secrets for years.. the heartsickness of it all #anyways mutuals who knew me on deviantart i am clutching both your hands with impassioned urgency and kissing u on the cheeks. that’s all

[enden-k]

Childe does Millennial humor while Zhongli does dad jokes.

yep absolutely ASNXBKSBX

#shh yes its super late i woke up bc its storming and im scared of thunder lol #gonna go back to sleep once im not scared anymore good night everyone in advance pffpf #may zhonglis jokes make u all so sleepy u fall asleep without problems later #myountalk #reply

[samuraisharkie]

did I SERIOUSLY get called an “absolute walnut” from a tumblr checkmark blog. AIEJGKWJGKDNGM. if I saw sainamoonshine irl I would maul their ableist condescending ass within an inch of their life. not worth it to fight with them bc they clearly don’t care about anyone else’s perspective but jesus fucking CHRIST what a piss poor refutation of me calling them ableist. And in three paragraphs no less!

#I knew it was going to be bad when that serious reply started with action asterisks LMAO #deliberately misinterpreting what I meant by ‘alt text is not for jokes’ too. bitch you KNOW I didn’t mean it that way. die #sainamoonshine is having an absolute TANTRUM that people wanted. a full ID?? #and someone asked for one more than once???? and then you just unload on someone literally just asking for full ID. #their defense isn’t even good 💀 it didn't NEED to be explained it was just for me I didn't think people would want all the WiNdoW dReSsiNg' #what so only people who can see the image without accessibility readers can get the full context?? #so the ppl relying on screen readers don’t get to see the behavior you’re talking about in your caption?? that’s just for the 20/20s?? #the condescending pedantic ass way they did that. I KNOW I shouldn’t reply further but ohhh boy do I want to lol #the violence in my chest when ppl are so rudely and proudly ableist all while thinking they’re not. I think Id genuinely scar them for life #the other reason I’m not gonna do this is because catgirlcowboy was just asking for a fucking ID not tumblr drama #and I KNOW they’d get caught up in it #blogs like that love to make their messes as big and loud as possible #speaking of which I am so sorry an ugly ass double checkmark blog acted out at you for wanting accessibility catgirlcowboy. holy fuck #also I’m never blocking a motherfucker who clearly doesn’t like me but is asking ME to block them lmao #why don’t you do it you little spineless cunt?? no?? won’t do it?? can’t muster up the courage?? too bad then! #I’ll just filter their name out and never actively block them LMAO

[5uptic]

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#lol why are the mods deleting THOSE messages #he made the joke himself????? #are we not allowed to reply what happens on stream? #sorry. lol. like whatever why is there even a twitch chat then #they're having a bad game stev makes joke and mods are like no. no fun allowed. alright man #punished for interacting with streamer on twitch chat. won't be doing that again i guess! #gonna go watch jerma now hee hee

[alicepao13]

Craziest interaction that has happened on this hellsite is that I just got blocked for replying “Sure”.

#I mean... #I sincerely hope that person gets better #I truly can't imagine being in such a bad place that one word would trigger me like that #although because I can't leave it alone apparently lol #'sure' in that particular case meant: #'I have covid and that in combination of me being so tired of my words being taken out of context make me not care to properly reply' #which is why I was using tags in the first place but hey some people just can't let tags go either #I do not back down from my initial argument though #let people enjoy what they want in entertainment #and liking white villains equating to racing is pretty thin considering they mostly make white villains #also that guy is not a white villain he is a white baby emasculated by his mother let him enjoy his cereal and go to bed #we can come back to this when he wakes up in a position of power again #(for legal reasons half of these are jokes and also I still have covid lmao) #*racism not racing wtf #anyway this is why people hate the sw fandom #this and like one million other reasons but this on tumblr #I'll just get back to caring about rex and leave andor alone #doggo + ship of my choice is better content for me either way #relation(ship) > space(ship) #just thought of that lol #if anyone considers the above as character analysis then bummer for you #if I wanted to write character analysis I'd do it properly #end of unhinged text

[definitelyuseless]

like there was that one time i sent rpf shippers asks but even from them i barely got a response?

#at least most of them actually relpiled and some replies werent even that bad #like there was one where i pretended to be a rpf shipper who thought there was some blackmail conspiracy going on between them #and they replied saying like 'its real and its pure no need to make shit up' lol #but another one where i accused them of organ trafficking they just thought it was a joke from another rpf shipper #and there was one about underground tunnels or something i cant remember #yeah maybe ill try them again or something #asks do seem to get more response than replies #im so awful arent i

[wistfulenchantress]

completed.

EDIT: this has now, as of this edit, reached over 2,000 notes. And I have started doing the things. My life is still far from perfect, but I genuinely do scroll through all the replies and reblogs and watch people get other people to help and reassure me and check on me and it makes me feel so much more loved than i normally do. i'm even going to bed earlier because you said i should. i love all of you so much, and i owe you 2,053 times. all my love, witch.

ORIGINAL POST:

ok here goes. i haven't taken enough care of myself recently. so here we go

if this reaches 100 notes i will start doing yoga again, to help with my anxiety COMPLETE (how you guys are insane)

if this reaches 200 notes i'll start studying more and putting in more effort COMPLETE (o my gosh)

if it reaches 500 i will actually try my best to exercise for the right reasons, instead of random bursts of self-hatred/body hatred COMPLETE (i posted this yesterday evening)

if this reaches 700 notes i will try my absolute best to fix my sleep schedule COMPLETE (ok this is insane)

if this reaches 1000 notes i will be more honest with my therapist COMPLETE (dammit you guys ilysm but this is gonna be hard)

if this reaches 2300 notes i will be more honest with myself about why i am turning to tumblr for this kind of thing and write a poem about it. (this one is a joke since i think 5000 is impossible, and i will write a poem for you guys anyway. i love you) (i’ve now changed this to a more reasonable goal - one really close to what i have now - because honestly i want you guys to succeed because the fact that people are still on this post is insane and it makes me smile.) AND COMPLETE! (i love every person who interacted with this post so much it isn’t even funny. all my gratitude and adoration, witch)

this ends at the beginning of may. you can spam i guess i have 35 followers it prob wont even reach 100. but go ahead, tumblr, do your thing. lol

[arminsumi]

I want to kiss you / キスしたい

G. Satoru

NOTE: i recently started learning to write in japanese for not much reason other than to occupy my mind with something new. this little daydream came to me and i can't stop thinking about it, i think falling in love despite a language barrier is one of the purest and sweetest ways to fall in love.

WARNINGS — it might be fem reader idk, kissing 👍, ur married w him at the end, not proofread lol i'm snuggled up in bed ok

Satoru cant speak english and you cant speak japanese; Suguru is the translator friend. You met him online years ago, who knows how. But you hit it off, and four years of friendship rolled by.

Satoru heard all about Y/n and saw you many times when Suguru facetimed or called you. You and him had many cute, playful interactions, ranging from making hearthands at each other to flipping each other off and laughing about it. Sometimes Satoru would be sat off-camera, overloading Suguru with things to translate, because he had a lot to say to you. One time, Suguru left for a few minutes to get a pizza delivery, and then Satoru got very quiet and the two of you blinked at your screens.

"Hi."

"Hi."

And then you two for some reason started laughing with your whole chests, Suguru walked in with a confused smirk. He joked, "Sooo... what did you and Satoru talk about while I was gone?" He asked, gentle accent coming through in soft waves. "The mysteries of the universe." You replied. Satoru was already diving into the pizza box, but he still listened to you speak; he wondered what you had said, maybe you used some fancy words to say that you liked him? He'd be lying if he said he didn't memorize variations of "i like you" after that. He was paranoid that he could miss you saying that you liked him.

You managed a slow, meticulously-pronounced nice to meet you in Japanese when you finally visited Tokyo. It was at the airport. You and Suguru had shared many hugs — good grief, you'd seen height comparisons many times but none painted a real idea of just how big these boys were. But Satoru? He was loudmouthed on a screen and surprisingly shy in person. Eventually he hugged you and didn't let go. He even got so comfy as to hang and cling to your body like you saw him doing with Suguru in countless photos and videos.

Though you could barely pronounce the little Japanese that you picked up, Satoru felt giddy to hear your pretty voice in his language. He listened to you like you were reciting love poetry to him, fists under his chin and eyes starry. But you were just saying basic phrases, boring things — nothing that articulated your thoughts properly.

He was far too embarrassed to try and speak any English when he first met you, even though after developing a crush on you he did start learning some English on the side. He knew quite a bit, but listening was so impossibly difficult it frustrated him like nothing else. He was also self-conscious of his English accent, though Suguru tried to assure him that he sounded very cute and almost oddly British.

So often instead of attempting to speak tiny phrases to you, Satoru threw a lot of hand motions and signals your way which got the two of you and Suguru laughing — poor Sugie, he was always translating even the smallest things you said even if you muttered them under your breath, because Satoru was eager to know every little thought and expression you had, even if you were simply commenting on the weather.

Once you commented that it was so hot, you were visiting during a heatwave-filled summer. Satoru raised his brows at Suguru expectantly, and you heard a familiar translation;

暑い。

It's hot.

There was such a frustrating language barrier between the two of you, it became more evident when you had finally flown over the sea to meet them.

Yet you and satoru fell in love silently and beautifully, your love flowing like a river in the most unexpected directions. You felt his affection emanating from his irises. You and him joked around, and talked — though you had no idea what the other meant most of the time. Sometimes the two of you gave up and you talked in English, he responded with Japanese, and it went on like that very comedically until Suguru came back to bridge the gap.

Lots of time was spent putting your heads together over your phone, reading translations of what you wanted to say to each other.

One day, when Suguru left the two of you alone in his apartment kitchen so that he could hop to the convenience store, Satoru typed something into the translator and let you read it. Your face warmed up.

キスしたい。

I want to kiss you.

He looks at you expectantly.

You type back to him.

Then kiss me.

それからキスして。

He blushed and hesistated, the two of you making electric eye contact for a while before he boyishly pecked your lips to test if you liked his kiss, but oh that's all the two of you needed to realize just how much you liked each other. You melted into each other like your bodies were made for nothing else but to embrace and be one. He shook a little, tentatively gliding his lips over yours. His hands nervously cupped your cheeks. With the way he handled you so carefully, you'd think you were made of porcelain.

Your reciprocation meant everything to him. His confidence flourished. The soft smacking, wet sounds got louder when he kissed you more passionately. Those gentle hands found their way to the back of your neck, and he softly pressed you closer to him as if he was scared you would pull away. What if you changed your mind mid-kiss? He was overthinking and you wouldn't have even guessed it, because you thought he was in the same blissed out dream state as you were. So high on kissing that the world fell away.

The two of you started smiling embarrassedly, grinning so hard that you couldn't continue kissing. Then the two of you just giggled against each other's faces — a subconscious realization swept him; laughter and kissing are their own languages.

Yes as years passed and you visited time and time again, your Japanese improved and his English improved. When you moved to Japan, eventually you adopted a messy mix of Japanese and English with Satoru. He liked showing off how perfectly he could pronounce things, and you liked showing off that you could write very neat kana.

Years and years and years passed and when you and him were married in your own little apartment, starting a life together, a very fluent Satoru reminisced about how the two of you fell in love despite barely speaking to each other.

"It was your eyes for me." You said.

"Oh really? It was your voice for me. I didn't know what you were saying, but it sounded nice." He said.

"Mmm I liked your voice, too." You said, snuggling your head on his shoulder. He basked in the attention, though it was common, it always felt special for him. The smallest hand touches and wrist kisses made his heart lurch.

"Remember when I always nagged Suguru to translate every little thing you said?"

"Yeah, you worked him to the bone." You chuckled.

"I just wanted to know what you were saying. I had such a crush on you, looking back now it was even ridiculous how much I liked you considering the barrier and all."

"Ooh, did you?"

"How is this surprising? We're married??"

"Oh yeah."

#🗑️ — trash #♥️ 𝐆𝐎𝐉𝐎 𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐔 — 五条悟 #gojo #gojo satoru #fluff #gojo fluff #gojo x reader #gojo satoru x reader #gojo x fem reader #satoru x reader #gojou satoru x reader #jjk gojo #satoru gojo

[toytulini]

why is it so common for aita submitters to give ppl in their asshole scenarios Letters. can you just make up a fake name. please god?

#toy txt post #griping about harmless nonproblems lol #'aita for how i punched my friend in the face? okay so i have 3 friends #we'll call them A(23F) B(25NB) and C(20M) and-' #let me stop you right there. yta for attempting to make me read your many paragraphs referring multiple ppl by singular letters #(JOKE!) #but fr i see the letters and am immediately like i aint reading all that. congrats or sorry that happened #i similarly struggle with the untamed fandom posts for this reason i think? yall are KILLING me with the initials and for them i #often try to struggle through cos like. im invested in the characters but man. its a Struggle. killing me. u writin all that meta posting #and u cant spell out their names for me? #again. griping about harmless non-problems. old man shaking fist at cloud etc #funnier than that tho are the ppl who clearly feel similarly annoyed by some aita submissions but instead of scrolling they take the time #out of their day to try to? start shit in the replies or askbox about it? fascinating. you have this much spare energy? just scroll bud #go gripe in the group chat or make ur own post and yell excessively in the tags like me lol #why are you demanding the mod enforce hard rules about it. just scroll bud

[lovverletters]

Yandere! Streamer x Streamer! Reader

A/N : I'm taking a break from the bullet point format and decided to try making a drabble instead. Huuge thanks to @bloozz for giving streamer his name🌷

T/W : Streamer reader, yandere behaviour, obsessive behaviour, etc

«────── « ⋅ʚ♡ɞ⋅ » ──────»

"Damnit..! I lost again" He let out a defeated sigh as he watches the 'GAME OVER' screen blinking at him in an almost mocking way.

The chat of his live stream went wild upon his fifth time losing on a game that he had been playing for hours by now and yet he still hasn't been able to beat it.

"Yeahhh, thanks a lot chat! those 'L's you're spamming are definitely helpful" Micha rolled his eyes at the countless mockery his viewer was sending him. He knew it was all jokes- or at least he hope it is.

Deciding that he needed a break from the game, he cracked open a can of soda and laid back against his chair, opting to interact more with his viewers.

He had only been streaming for a few months and had gained a pretty sizeable amount of viewer and fanbase.

Bloozzclues : You should check (insert your streamer name) out! They've beaten this game multiple time and have some useful tips you can use.

"(Y/S/Name)? I've heard of them before, saw a few of their speedruns. I never understand how they manage to get that luck based glitch to work! But thanks bloozz! i'll be sure to check them out after stream" Micha replied to one of the chat and moved on to the others.

Soupispretty :(Y/S/Name) is actually watching your stream rn lol

Micha choked on his drink as he tries to contain his coughs. He almost spat out the soda onto his keyboard and it would've been a nightmare to clean it up.

Scrolling through the main page of the streaming website on his other monitor, lo and behold, the (Y/S/Name) was indeed watching his stream. Specifically, the parts where he lose to the same boss every. single. time.

He felt his cheeks reddened everytime he heard (Name) laughed or giggled at him. They wouldn't just laugh at him though, they would also insert in some advices for him to improve on which made him incredibly jittery with excitement.

(Y/S/Name) also known as (Name) has always been an inspirational figure of his when he first started streaming. To be acknowledged by his idol causes him to be so overwhelmed, he almost fainted from how fast his heart is beating.

The chimes of his subscription's notif brought him back to his senses, Micha's chats were going crazy from the streamer's trance like reaction to (Y/S/Name) stream.

Kafkaismywife : is he okay??

Peachesandcrem : bro looks possessed💀

Collecting what little composure he has anymore, Micha decided to end the stream under the guises of him being exhausted.

"Ahem.. er sorry about that guys, i think the sleep deprivation is getting to me. So, thank you all for being in this stream but I have to log off now!" He smoothly blurted out, getting back into his streaming persona.

After saying goodbyes to his viewers, he clicked the end stream button. Alone with his thoughts, Micha switches the screen back onto your stream.

He knew from then on, his adoration for you had grown into something more. Something deadly and dangerous.

«────── « ⋅ʚ♡ɞ⋅ » ──────»

(Name) let out an exhausted sigh as they had just finished another successful stream. They played horror games for hours and ended the stream by reacting to random clips their viewer sent via mediashare.

"I should probably take a shower and take a long nap right after.." (Name) thought.

Ping!

It was the sound of their notifications, (Name) picked their phone up and clicked on it. They were directed to their twitter where the person had messages them.

Michatwt

Hey! Thanks a lot for the advice you gave me when you reacted to my live

"Oh it's that streamer i watched earlier on stream" (Name) spoke outloud as they quickly typed out a reply.

(Name)ishere

No prob! Thought you needed some tips to beat the game haha

(Name) sent out the reply and Micha replied immediately. 'He sure is a fast typer' they thought.

Michatwt

This might sounds odd but would you be down to make a collab with me? I think it'll be more fun if you teach me on stream

They paused for a moment, thinking over their decision. (Name) have been wanting to make a collab stream before but never got to it. This would be a great opportunity to produce some new content!

(Name)ishere

Sounds good! We'll discuss about this collab later, I got something to do right now

Michatwt

Of course! See you later haha

Somewhere else, Micha was jumping out of joy and practically on his knees thanking the higher beings for this opportunity he's been given to be close to his idol, his (Name).

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A/N : ending on a cliffnote because this has been rotting in my draft.

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