#he made the joke himself?????

[5uptic]

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#lol why are the mods deleting THOSE messages #he made the joke himself????? #are we not allowed to reply what happens on stream? #sorry. lol. like whatever why is there even a twitch chat then #they're having a bad game stev makes joke and mods are like no. no fun allowed. alright man #punished for interacting with streamer on twitch chat. won't be doing that again i guess! #gonna go watch jerma now hee hee

[willowser]

i really think having an emotional connection is so important to bakugou sexually.

like, i think he has to be in the exact right mood in order to get off by himself at home alone. can't be too tired, can't be too stressed out, can't have too much on his mind regarding work or other things, and even if it's been a while and his body is sensitive and wanting for it—if his head is not right, he can sit there for hours and never reach his peak.

which is why i think ultimately he doesn't do it that often, because it pisses him off to waste the time and not find the release. makes him more agitated. i think porn for the most part doesn't help him because he's too picky, literature probably helps a bit more, but he's still picky, and his imagination can get him there, but his headspace has to be right.

i think he's slow to hands-on stuff, when your relationship starts, and you can tell he's going to be like that pretty quickly. he responds to your touch like it's an accident; you reach out to hold his hand and he pulls his back like your knuckles have knocked by chance, like you're too close. it's not meant to be a rejection of any kind, it's just—he doesn't want you to touch him if you don't want to. if you don't mean to.

but when he realizes that you mean to, that you want to—

it has him skyrocketing. surprises him terribly, the affect you have on his body, and how quickly, because not even he can always have that affect on his own body.

you reach up to push some hair out of his face and your fingers skirt his cheekbone and he feels like a stupid gross disgusting puddle of mush. you loop your arm through his and lean into him while you're walking and he feels like a prize, like he's yours and you're his and you want everybody to know and that gives him a rush of pride that makes his head woozy.

he's dropping you off at home after date number he-doesn't-know and you're staring up at him outside your front door and he knows he should kiss you so he does and his whole body lights up with a heat he doesn't recognize at all. just from that.

and then he finally gets it: that heart-aching, stomach turning, body shaking want he's only ever heard about, and now finally feels.

#UGH you make him feel like he's going insane #he's laying in bed at night wide awake staring at the ceiling wondering if there's something wrong with him LOL #should he be thinking about you this much ? it can't be healthy to think about you THIS MUCH right ? #something HAS to be wrong with him bc why is he thinking about you smiling at him and laughing at some not-funny joke you made and #WANTING TO RIP OUT OF HIS SKIN RAAAAHHHHH #he wants to blast himself into the sun he's CRAZY #oh man i love him so #HE makes ME insane #✿ thoughts: bakugou

[9rumb0-burner-account2]

exclusive character design lore only at hermitshipping tumblr dot com

Do you know there is some saying of wearing only one side earring symbolise incomplete and loneliness?

But what if the other half earring is given to another person?

Then when you meet him would you start seeing that incomplete piece of yourself?

Whether he goes your part of existence accompany?

Do you see reunion through him?

#hi guuuuuuuuuuys guess who is on their business againnnnnnnnnnnnn #initially I design mumbo with one side earring (redstone made) for drips and slays only #Then I was like k where's the other half go- #BAM grian has it now #the scenario would be like grian being really really really want shin things like mumbo's earrings cuz bird mode #and mumbo's autistic ass just *takes down one of them and give him* #grian would joke about it later on but he secretly keeps it like a little treasure #whether he thinks about mumbo's relationship with him he'd take the earring out and stare at it #he told himself not to overthink it #but he can't stop thinking. #hermitshipping #grumbo #90 draws

[todayisafridaynight]

#rgg #ryu ga gotoku #yakuza series #ryu ga gotoku ishin #like a dragon: ishin! #yakuza 2 #masato arakawa #daigo dojima #ryuji goda #yoshinobu tokugawa #saigo kichinosuke #rintaro katsu #snap sketches #shoving him back in the chair HE DIDNT NEED TO STAND AT ALL IN ISHIN #trying to find chairs from the 1860s made me want to scream cause theres just so much and so many varieties #in any case i just . needed to draw him in a chair #also needed to legally inject a history joke #whats so funny is that like not even like ten years later saigo takamori would get himself killed in the satsuma rebellion #which was a result of the charter oath essentially nullifying samurai 💀💀 lmao 💀💀 #it's funny in the moment tho. for every reason ever #i love using my education #this why daigo got such heavy beef with ryuji down the line #ok im gona. move on with my day #i had the drawing sketched last night and just wanted to finish it before doin comm stuff but i spent my whole mornin with these 💀 #k byebye

[thighguys]

god the actual tangible sadness i feel when i think about young dan making all those gay jokes to cover up his insecurities about his sexuality... he was literally a kid and he was in love with phil and he still felt the need to punctuate everything he did with "that's gay" because if he didnt say it first then what if someone else did...

#lmao this is inspired by the hey sexy thing gifset thats going around #phan #god homophobia is the worst thing ever #like how crazy sad is it that he was so scared to be himself that he made jokes about how terrible it would be to BE HIMSELF #im so glad theyre happy and out now but god its a fucking tragedy that they werent for so long #dan and phil #dnp #phandom #dip and pip #phil lester #dnpg #dapg #dan and phil games #dapgames #dan howell

[luobingmeis]

u know how people (rightfully) leap to wei wuxian’s defense when someone tries to say that he’s stupid because 1) he is a quite literally a genius and 2) there is no reason for him to have assumed that lan wangji wanted to be more than friends. well i’m abt to do the same for shen qingqiu. he’s not stupid for not figuring out how to con the system, he’s not stupid for not realizing what was going on with binghe, and for all intents and purposes him acting out of assumption because of the plot of pidw was not an act of stupidity, but survival. the tragedy of scum villain is that shen qingqiu couldn’t have known better (like the book literally says “in this world, there is no ‘if only i had known’”). the tragedy of scum villain is that he assumes he knows what the plot is. the tragedy of scum villain is that the system is a neutral yet vague force that leads shen qingqiu to doing what he does. u just can’t suspend ur disbelief enough to see that shen qingqiu doesn’t know he’s in a genre subversion romance novel; he thinks he’s in a survival horror novel.

#also he is literally intelligent like. he teaches himself everything and is able to teach his disciples. #he literally knows the plot of pidw inside and out #did no one read the holy mausoleum scene and see how his knowledge of pidw is what allowed him to live #like yeah we all joke abt fanboy hater shen yuan but like what made him different was that he remembered everything #scum villain is actually that deep <3

[trentcrimminallybeautiful]

i have this really stupid idea in my head that im frankly a little obsessed with and the idea is this: trent crimm doing a drunk history episode on ted lasso's first tenure at richmond. is that how drunk history works? i don't think so. do i care? absolutely not. it's a special episode who cares because this image is not only hysterical to me but treasured. i treasure this image. i hold it close in my heart and also laugh and laugh and laugh.

#ted is played by what is very visibly a butch lesbian in a huge fake mustache. #roy is inexplicably played by himself in a wig. #ternt drunkenly and passionately explaining this whole thing. he says his own line and the trent actor (who also has a wig) gets to act it #trent waving his hands as he's explaining all this. the host being like 'not very often we get to have someone include the part where They #come into the story' and trents like [dorkiest finger guns] #also yes i said first tenure bc this scenario lives in post canon fantasy fix it land where ambiguously ted comes back to richmond #at some point. and also both bc my tedependent heart is obsessed and bc it's really funny #marries trent. just bc i want this to end with trent--hammered and pleased as punch--being like AND THEN I MARRIED HIM!!!!! #[falls back on couch happily] :) #also in the line of that great 5+1 social media fic #by jessjessthebest. a sequel thats just like a youtube video like #'we made ted lasso and trent crimm watch that episode of drunk history about them' and trent is just. head in hands the whole time. #ted is DELIGHTED. #anyway i rotate this in my brain fucking DAILY. it's so goddamn funny to me. #ted lasso #tedependent #tedtrent #trent crimm #the line in question being 'is this a fucking joke' i just realized i did not clarify that #no but really im obsessed with this it's so fucking funny #also any image trent had left of being a ruthless ex journalist is thoroughly ruined #all of his former colleagues have seen him and drunk and giggling and fully admitting what he was thinking at the time and oh boy #hes a disaster <3

[varilien]

your one boobie vash is everything to me also thank you for your service soldier

HFKJDHKJFD YOU'RE SO WELCOME! thank YOU <3

he might be joking but knowing him,,

#fhkjghkd i really do love all the botched top surgery jokes to be made but. y'know. #in all seriousness i'm very much in the camp of vash is no-op with no intent to change that #i think a guy with such a significant history of injuries + surgeries + medical issues isn't in a hurry to voluntarily go under the knife #tbh i imagine it'd take a lot of convincing for him to get surgery in like. an emergency situation even #but i also like to think he's got himself a weird little gender and a whole open desert to avoid social dysphoria in lmao #asks #anonymous #trigun #trigun anime #trigun fanart #vash #vash the stampede

[mango-sideburns]

I feel like the absolute funniest resolution to the graphic novel blue Taako era would be to keep him blue but make Lup a normal human colour. Just make his twin sister an average skin colour and keep Taako blue. He's actually just like that for the drama TM. It's a constant glamour bc he thinks it makes him look cooler.

#taz balance #the adventure zone #the silver medal goes to making him turn skin colour when he loses like 10% of his beauty or w.e. in the suffering game #oh ur less glamourous now? were turning you a normal human shade #that one gets bonus points for the fact that edward and lydia would absolutely 100% unironically do that and believe it was #worth the price #also. alternative point. him and Lup look so similar that he made himself blue as a joke so people could tell them apart and it worked and #made her laugh so he kept doing it. then when he got voided he kept doing it out of muscle memory but couldnt remember why exactly but #hey it adds to the intrigue and sizzle it up sales so 🤷🏻‍♂️

[scarrletmoon]

sorry, if you think ed couldn’t read in s1 but never once assumed izzy couldn’t read, get away from me

give me a reason you think this is way that isn’t racist. quickly.

#scarrlet rambles #this also includes just taking it for granted that he could read when he gets the note in s2 #con himself made a joke about izzy illiterate #if anything IZZY was confirmed to be able to read in s2 #there was always evidence for ed being literate

[mommyashtoreth]

Wine drunk with no man to feel up

#this is the funniest joke i've ever made about this show alright it's alllll downhill from here #also god this is such a real moment. being told you look gay one time and making a whole Thing out of it. we've all been there girls #yes the last one is him telling gabriel to kill himself. that's such a real moment as well he really gets me like no other #open mick night #good omens #gomens #crowley #good omens 2 #aziracrow #ineffable spouses #ineffable divorce

[tchouamenii]

toni kroos almost injuring himself while trying to catch a rat what

#IMAGINE if he had fallen off that chair and actually injured himself #also what is going on #why did he share it??? #also i don't know what they are saying #a hand shoe what? #and also i could've made a lot of jokes about who was actually in his house #but i'm choosing not to #toni #toni kroos

[seriousturd]

Made a doodle/comic of another BMB scene I love!

#blind man's bluff #ladyredms #l4d2 #if i made a doodle for every bmb scene i love it'd basically be the entirety of bmb i think LMAOO #nick being corny sustains me #seeing him feeling comfortable enough with the group to let himself be a dweeb and drop the cool macho guy facade actually KILLS me #like his cat-astrophizing pun UGHHHH it's such a lame joke it made me so happy #i have such a soft spot for nick omg i love all the characters so much but he's just written sooooo insanely well

[mongeese]

Faulkner not being able to swim is the funniest character trait ever conceived. "I worship the river I am its chosen prophet I will lead its people to greatness" oh yeah? And how far, approximately, can you get into the water before you start to get scared? Better watch out when that river rises, baby boy

#i wrote this as a joke but if i change one word i could make it symbolic bc faulkner IS deep in the river now. and he's getting scared. #drowning in the trawlerman's depths but it isnt really the trawlerman it's what he's made the trawlerman to be & what he's made himself #it's the flood of expectations. etc etc #like literally u better watch out when that river rises baby boy!! #brother faulkner #tsv #the silt verses

[treasureplcnet]

someone on the bodies production team you have to release more layout/bts pictures of charles whiteman's flat please. this is a great start but i need to know him better. particularly if it's got about as much mould as a second year uni house and if he owns as many chairs as it seems LOL

#ok the joke is at his expense but im already romanticising this shit #20-something loser karl weissman moves into the worst flat of all time and makes it a home #hangs a picture of his parents' wedding against the worst wallpaper you've ever seen #just buys what he likes and calls it decor #how else can you explain the fucking model boat next to the fucking telephone. AND YOU MAY TELL ME 'oh thats just random set stuff' #NOT TO ME! #and it stays until he's in his mid 30s. develops a habit of not cleaning up along the way #the shot where he seems to have taken off his shirt/tie/jacket and then dropped them off on various pieces of furniture. HE LIVES LIKE THIS #also entertaining the idea that its his parents' old stuff that he can't bring himself to throw out .. #i will created a fully fleshed out character using 8 episodes and fever dream visions if i have to #karl weissman #bodies netflix #edit: the original tags are above but since then i joined the discord and got to add these pictures LOL #saved this post as a draft bc i was like. i cant annoy people on the tag any more than i already have #doesnt matter. forcing this into the tag like a week after i made it anyway #im still so interested in the fact that it seems like there are more rooms that we never see #outside this bedroom and living space (and the bedroom isnt clear in the show either) #like. i rly need a 360 house tour NOW. #ALSO I FEEL LIKE A TOWN CRIER NO I DONT THINK HE HAS MOULD BUT IT WOULD BE FUNNY!!!! #the chair next to the liquor rly is something. hes MY babygirl

[daily-hanamura]

#p4 #p4g #persona 4 #persona 4 golden #hanamura yosuke #yosuke hanamura #actually this makes me sick because wow yosuke wow just #“i notice you never pry” i love how in this line alone yosuke reveals just how much he pays attention to yu #i think theres a case to be made about how this attentiveness is not exclusive to yu but here. im obsessed. #yosuke isn't just paying attention to yu in a superficial way - he's also watching how yu interacts with other people #and what his reactions are like - hes paying attention to how yu pays attention to others #and then he goes on to describe it as mature #and idk i think it's one of the early indicators of how yosuke watches yu - which i think also stems from a place of admiration? respect? #thinking a lot about how yosuke compares himself to his peers but yu especially and this just kind of really fucking gets me #but also!! again!! as usual!! he starts being too honest and revealing of his thoughts and he immediately pulls back #cracking a joke to walk over his previous vulnerability!! #/sighs wistfully #he's good with his queue