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starry-bi-sky · 5 months

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clone danny's accident in the clone^2 au

Im thinking about clone^2 danny's accident in this au. he doesn't have his halfa powers in this au. He has his scary eyes and the ghost sense and the ability to see ghosts - kinda takes up a psychopomp role with his ghost cases - and enough ectoplasm to trigger the ghost defenses in his parents' house. But he doesn't have his ghost powers or his ghost half. He's just very strongly liminal.

And im just mmmmm thinking about how that came to be. When I originally made the clone danny au back in the summer i couldn't think of how he had his accident without putting him inside the portal, and I couldn't put him inside the portal and have it turn on and then just say "oh! he doesn't have any powers. he got hit with the full concentrated power of the sun a dimension with just a scratch"

like - like i can't do it. i just can't. i need some plausibility in my aus or i hit road blocks and can't continue (see: my jason variant au and why that took so long to post). but i was at work today thinking about clone^2 au and it hit me like a lightning shot. I think said in the original clone danny post that maybe he got electrocuted by the on button on the outside of the portal. But i was never really satisfied with that answer - it felt too placeholder-y to me. too simple. Less plausible to me than I liked.

so, solution: he still gets shocked by the portal outside, but its from a wiring issue that he spots outside of the portal. My first thought is; the portal had a wire that was unplugged. His parents, essentially, forgot to plug it in. Or maybe in all of their excitement they accidentally unplugged it and didn't notice. It just sounds like the right amount of cartoonishly silly that the Fentons are known for. "We put a second "on" button in the inside portal" -> "we forgot to plug it in"

Danny notices it while he's showing Sam and Tucker around the lab and the two of them are checking out the portal. Something caught his eye from the corner and while Sam and Tucker were talking, he went over to investigate. If this were canon, this would be just before Sam tells him to put on the hazmat suit and go into the portal so she can get a photo (iirc). (So he's currently in reg clothes)

And im imagining it as slightly off to the side. Its two black cords - an extension cord to the outlet and then the cord to the portal. and danny crouches down over it, frowning. his eyes follow the cord to the outlet, and then the cord to the portal, and he picks both up.

'did they forget to plug it in?' he thinks, turning his head to look at the portal's entrance. and logically he knows he should probably put the cords down and tell his parents, let them handle it since they have the expertise for this stuff. But...

his eyes draw back to the plug. it's just a plug. it'd be fine if he plugged it in, wouldn't it? surely, it'd be fine. he thinks about it for a moment.

he plugs it in.

immediately, the energy that had been building up slowly through the wires of the portal - the latent ectoplasm in the room being funneled through whatever tech his parents used to make it - goes through the cord. Like a dam bursting. In a flash, the portal turns on with a worrying bang.

At the same time, Danny is hit with a near-lethal amount of electricity. While not as agonizing as being inside the portal, danny still mentally checks out with pain. and he blacks out. when he comes to, he's laying on his back, still in the lab, with sam and tucker kneeling over him. they're talking - probably yelling, with panicked looks on their faces.

He can't hear a thing they're saying, his ears are full of the overly rapid, irregular beating of his heart and the pounding of his blood. His chest hurts like he's having a heart attack, and he grasps at his shirt as his breathing comes in short, labored.

"Hospital" he wheezes out, and sam gets up and sprints out of the lab upstairs. everything else feels like a blur - his parents and jazz are by him - his parents completely ignoring their swirling, working portal, someone's calling 911, danny's being loaded onto a stretcher with an oxygen mask over his face.

danny gets discharged from the hospital a week later, and sick leave from school for another two. his parents refuse to allow him back into the lab, stating it was too dangerous, and their work comes to near grinding stop to watch over him. It's honestly kinda sweet, but the hovering is annoying him - stubborn, independent teenager that he is. When he gets back to school he's still relatively sat out for phy.ed - he's been getting random heart palpitations (which had been at its worst when he was still on sick leave) and what the doctors think is a strange case of arrhythmia. Although Danny insists that he's fine - he's breathing, alive. Nothing feels wrong with him.

Then one day in class, Tucker turns to him to say something - a joke -and yelps - "your eyes!"

Danny on instinct turns his head to the window, frowning. And in the faded reflection, his eyes are burning shade of green like that of the portal. He blinks, breathing in sharply, and they're back to the his old bright blue.

Unfortunately, they're in english class, and the entire room was staring at them. "Is there something wrong, Mr. Foley?" Mr. Lancer asks from the front. Tucker is still wide-eyed and in shock, and he looks quickly between Danny and Lancer.

"I- no, um- Danny's eyes- they- were, um..." He looks panicked, confused.

Danny steps in, and leans over to Tucker. "I think he just spooked himself, Mr. Lancer." He says, looking frontward with his brows furrowed. "Sorry, it won't happen again."

Mr. Lancer looks unconvinced, and suspicious, but he lets it lie. "Are you feeling alright then, Mr. Fenton? Do you need to see the nurse?" It wasn't a secret to the school or student body that he'd been to the hospital from a lab accident - and that it'd resulted in heart problems that he was recovering from.

Danny grins at him, and pounds his chest lightly, "I'm fit as a fiddle, Mr. Lancer. No heart attacks here." He jokes, and leans back into his seat. Mr. Lancer stares, eyes squinty, and then returns to the lesson.

It keeps happening. Danny's eyes turn green at the most random of times, and the three of them begin wittling down what was causing it. In general, Danny's eyes were turning green whenever he was engrossed with something, or when he got emotional - when he was laughing, angry, upset, anything. Sometimes it resulted in heart palpitations, sometimes it didn't.

his ears were hurting too, aching, like when they were cold. Danny wakes up one morning and spends twenty minutes in the bathroom turning his head left and right - his ears were beginning to point. Sam thought it was cool - Danny just thought it was concerning.

He was seeing things too - apparently. He struck up a conversation with someone on the street once - a strange looking man who looked terribly pale and wore old clothes. He looked delighted to be talking to Danny - and then Sam and Tucker walked up to him and asked who he was talking to.

("What do you mean? I'm talking to him.") ("Danny, there's no one there.") ("What?")

After multiple instances of this, they configure that the accident had given Danny some sort of ability to see ghosts.

("So you're meta now?") ("Mm... I don't know. That doesn't feel right.") ("Oh come on, that basically fits the name to a tee!") ("I know, but I just- it doesn't feel right to call myself meta.") ("If you don't like meta, why not just call yourself liminal? Since the portal is supposed to access the afterlife and it gave you powers to see ghosts.") ("Huh, good idea, Sam. Liminal it is, then.")

And as time goes on - and his parents begin to catch and experiment on ghosts - danny adjusts to these weird new abilities. It's not so bad, he supposes, its just some creepy eye magic and a ghost sense. He can live with that, and no one needed to know. He could go back to being normal - right. ...Wrong.

Do his parents really have to catch ghosts?

plus additional sketch that i made at like 3am last night because i needed to draw it down -- aha ignore the inconsistent drawing ability that i have. i'm more of a writer than i am an artist.

#dp x dc #dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #dpdc #clone^2 #dpxdc crossover #danny fenton is not the ghost king #dp dc #dp x dc au #dc x dp crossover #danny fenton is a clone #danny's accident in the clone^2 au #clone^2 danny before damian's arrival #danny having arrhythmia from the ghost portal - or what the doctors think is arrhythmia. him having health issues from the accident is #interesting to me but not something i think i'll get into too much other than the aforementioned heart problems. mostly bc i dont think #i'd be able to properly showcase it #also im a little embarrassed by my art skills but i just dont draw often so its about as good as im gonna get with a sheet of paper #i can do like. front poses really well but i struggle so much with drawing a head that i like that doesn't fel juvenile or amateurish #so i just gotta keep practicing lol. and find a tutorial that works suppose.#14yo danny's hair being shorter prior to when damian meets him >> its still longer than it is in canon but shorter than it will be.#i think i accidentally gave him a tim haircut. oh well. hair is hard and practice makes improvement #depending on where my motivation is at i may or may not make another post about danny finally becoming phantom in clone^2 #half tempted to add a prompt tag to this because mAN do i wanna talk to people about this au and other potential stuff that could happen #like how people will take a prompt and interpret it differently than the person next to them. i love talking about different ideas of #the same thing.#does the comic imply there was something compelling danny to check it out and plug the portal in?.... maybe.

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softcorecurcits · 7 months

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computers twining cables and cords... hooking ribbon cables into one another. sending each other lovey dovey messages.....

intertwining plugs when they use the outlets near each other is this anything

Ok I think I finally cleared out enough of my following to post this comfortably… Not exactly what you asked but felt heavily inspired WHAT YOU JUST SAID IS EVERYTHING! IM STEALING YOUR BRAIN TO STUDY IT OK?

Also some oc lore (there’s a missing doodle that I couldn’t be bothered to draw of Freckles’ cored accidentally getting unplugged for added context) the whole situation with him being in a computer is kind of a big ‘Schrodinger's cat’ issue where they aren’t sure if he’d actually for real die if his battery ran out but they are also not sure he’d survive if it did (his mind and consciousness and stuff at least, the laptop would be fine) luckily since he’s a portable laptop he can stay unplugged for a few hours without issue but after finding that out it makes him so anxious when he isn’t plugged in it’s become almost mandatory.

#also forgot this in drafts my bad #wire play #sugestive #scp 079 #scp oc #computer oc #computer #poor cable management #my art

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casinoownersigma · 2 months

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OOC:

Uhh guys sirry for dying like that yesterday some electrical wires at our house had FIRE on them :33 everythings fine, some lightbulbs died but that's it

Anyway the internet router thing got ruined too so right now im running on a stranger's internet because I guessed his password LMFAOOO

Luckily my computer is okay because I unplugged it before any damage happened to it + the internets getting fixed todag soo yeah!

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howlingday · 3 months

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I know this is playing with fire but I like Bumbleby but I accept that people like Black Sun more. Im glad to let people ship what they want mostly (we don't people who ship characters with thier parnets seriously in the eyes) but sometimes when people talk about how Black Sun should have happen it sounds like they think Sun in entitled to Blake because of everything he did and it makes me uncomfortable. Is that weird? Am I being a toxic wasp?

HOW DARE Y- Nah, you're fine. But I can see where you're coming from when people say "Black Sun should have happened" and I can agree with what they mean. Although, I can also see the whole 'Sun being entitled to Blake' thing as a real thing happening and it being the wrong way to go about the situation.

The thing about Black Sun being canon was the simple fact that, for a time, that's where it looked like the series was going. Sun has been nothing but helpful to Blake since his introduction, she felt mutual feelings of interest in Sun during Volume 3, and they even got the whole "Dad doesn't like you but Mom does" trope in Volume 5 that kinda made the whole thing cute, not to mention all the things he does to help Blake in Volume 5.

Now, I'd say you would be a toxic wasp if you were skulking around to Black Sun posts, posting things like "BMBLB IS BETTER" or "THIS IS CRINGE BECAUSE IT'S NOT CANON" or things like that just to harass people into shipping what you yourself are shipping.

If you believe that Sun was entitled to Blake for some vapid and translucent reason, then yeah, I'd say you should be uncomfortable. However, I believe that Black Sun should have happened because that's what canon was telling me was happening. And while we're on the subject of canon, you know how the novels had Sun getting backlash for ditching his team? You know who didn't get ANY backlash for ditching her team? Not even from her partner, who was the most devastated by her absence? Blake. If we're throwing shade, don't forget to toss it on the literal shadow of RWBY. Mic drop, mid-air catch, reminder that you're free to think and do as you like so long as you aren't hurting anyone. Unplug mic, stow for later.

And don't forget to keep up the good work!

#rwby #my thoughts #my critiques #my answer #my answers #black sun #bmblb #blake belladonna #sun wukong

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webslingingslasher · 2 months

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hello j im being maybe irrational, maybe rational, help

i spilled water in a plug socket (extension lead). i turned it off the extension lead from the switch and also unplugged everything i had in it. so it’s mostly safe except the extension lead is still plugged into the wall. it’s switch is turned off and there’s nothing on it but it’s technically still in the wall because i cant reach behind and pull it out of the wall too (it’s in a really awkward position behind my wardrobe).

tell me it’s fine pls i keep trying to unplug it but i cant :(((( sad stressed anon here !!!!!!!!!! thank you ily

i asked my dad and he said "i would for awhile. it's got a ground fault on it anyways." so, basically, if you can't, don't stress it.

#thanks anon!

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lesbiansanemi · 4 months

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Im so sorry to keep bitching about this but like !!! It’s even in little things !!! He’s so obsessed with everything being Pristine and Perfect and to His Tastes in the apartment that it’s even little tiny things that might be a Bit ugly but made things easier for me that need to go !!!!! He moved my bearded dragon’s terrarium (fine I guess…) but then got rid of the power strip that had a switch on it to easily turn off all his various lighting rigs and heat regulation at night and then on in the morning to individually plug them all in and then hide the outlet behind a giant cabinet because it was “ugly” to see the cords. And it’s like well yes! It was kinda ugly but now twice a day I have to maneuver around all this fucking shit to individually plug and unplug his lights and it’s like !!!!! Five billion little things like that on top of everything else. The insane lack of consideration that maybe I LIKED how my apartment looked and functioned. Maybe the annoying/ugly things you didn’t like helped me fucking function more like a normal person and made things easier for me !!!!! Maybe we should consider that other ppl exist in this space and have to deal with the consequences of your whims !!!!!

#I just knooooooow we’re gonna clash so bad over my adhd/autism habits #I know it I know it I know it #he’s not gonna like me leaving all my work stuff by the door so I don’t forget it cuz it’s cluttered #he’s not gonna like me having to leave my lunchbox on the counter so I remember to pack it #he’s not gonna like me watching the same 3 shows over and over #and I’m just fjdjdksks it’s making me so anxious #I do NOT want to go back to feeling uncomfortable and upset and on edge in my own living space again #I can’t do it I can’t fucking do it man 😭#kaz rambles

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vanillatalc · 1 year

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i am nervous bc something broke in the oven yday + now it doesnt work… ben thinks it's a blown fuse bc the plug felt hot when it stopped working (obvs we have unplugged the oven + turned it off at the wall but for some reason the socket switch seems really heavily weighted towards the "on" position which is v unhelpful for my agonies… if you turn it off it automatically snaps back to "on" until you manage to force it to stay in the "off" position and there doesnt really seem to be any knack to it. i am thinking about taping it down in case there's a dangerous electrical fault inside the socket itself :/ im anxious about electronics and plug sockets as u all know lol so im very :( i was so freaked out about it i ate everything i could get my hands on this evening as a distraction … like 2 ice creams … several milky ways… mashed potatoes… kimchi… it wasnt a great mixture to be honest

anyway ana's freaked out about it as well for diff reasons - they will probably have to call a Man to come out + fix it bc ben + ana both tried to replace the fuse + nothing happened sooo… this would be fine bc things happen in houses but ana's dad is a panicker whenever anything like this happens (thankfully ana hasnt been affected by this at all and deals with everything really normally and sensibly……… hahahaha) and he immediately gets stressed about money and shit even tho like get a fucking grip ian you have so much money + a massive house you literally dont need (he lives in a house w/ like 5 bedrooms/3 bathrooms and there's literally only him lmfao) + if you want to play landlord you have to do landlord things like get a broken oven serviced. anyway whatever i cant really complain bc he only charges us £150 each to live in this 3 story/3 bedroom house but i am doing anyway……. so yeah anas mostly freaked out about their dad's reaction despite it being no one's fault and whatever whatever

ben obviouly remains unbothered… he is such a happy little man i literally cant stand him

#thankfully the hob part does work when the rest of it is unplugged bc it's on a different circuit i guess #which is good for me bc i only really hob cook stuff these days since obtaining a Pan

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cuban-succubus · 2 years

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I passed the MPRE

Hey guys!

as I’m sure you don’t know, I’m in law school, last year woohoo! and in august I took this really big exam called the MPRE its essentially the first part of the Bar exam. IT’s bout professional responsibility or ethics and morals.

I studied for a week and while I was taking the exam I realized I should have been studying for longer. I was sitting in the little rolly chair after having a full body pat down with a camera with an eagle view of me taking this exam and sweating, shivering, stomach doing the fillpy flops. I felt like I was going to throw up truly.

I thought that was the hardest exam of my life and my friend said it was the easiest exam of his life. I bet money we had different exams.

Today my friend lets call him Christian, who took the exam with me, texted me that the exam scores were up. I nearly puked. I bolted up and grabbed the computer to look at the score, low battery. I’m thinking its fine it will be quick.

I get the website open, logged in and I open the score report attachment and my computer dies what a shitty fucking luck

I unplug my lamp and plug in my laptop charger I fire the bitch back up. Open chrome and restore all pages. Then there it is. the score sitting in front of me.

Only I dont remember if it was enough to pass. I call Christian, inturrupting dinner with him, his wife and their 10 year old child and im screaming

“what was the passing score? what did we need to get?”

hes like hi nice to hear from you.

“I’m like hi what did we need to get???”

then I look it up. I passes by 4 points.

I passed the MPRE all I have to do is graduate and take the Bar and I’m done. And I’m in. Everything Iv been working towards since I was 8 years old accomplished.

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jwowwsboobs · 2 years

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hiii !! spooky and eerie for the ask thing

omg hiii cc!!

spooky: what was yr last nightmare abt

i have very vivid nightmares but im SO bad at explaining them they r scary 2 be in i promise … so last night i dreamt i was in my room at night but all the winows n blinds n curtains were open. n i left my room n stood on the landing 2 go downstairs looking down at the dark stairs. a kid was sitting on the steps in tge dark n turned and grinned at me in a very meanly way n then something pushed me n i fell on the dirt mound in my backyard the overlooks my window and these bugs crawled all over me and the mound sucked me in. n then i woke up n it was like 3 or smthing so i went back 2 sleep cuz i was 2 scared 2 leave my room 4 water incase my dream happened

eerie: one thing that always creeps u out

i am very much a scaredy cat n its so easy 2 scare me but one thing that always gets me in life and in movies is when lights start flickering or radios or other electronic things turn on without being touched or activated or received power. like i tell ppl this story literally all the time im sure ive told it here b4 but my dad has this tube amp in the basement that’s pretty old, still works fine but u gotta unplug it when yr not using it cuz itll hurt the circuit being plugged in all the time. b4 i had my own i would borrow that it. n one time i turned it, light turned on n was jamming on it n everything was totally normal n after a while i turned it off n went 2 unplug it cuz thats what im supposed 2 do. n it wasn’t plugged in.

so that was weird n i think abt that all the time! but there r SO many things that creep me out its so easy 2 scare me

#literally u tell me a kind of scary ghost story or abt paranormal experience n my eyes start watering from fear ts kinda funny 😭😭#but thats why i dont watch much psychological horror or paranormal horror LOL it gets me every time #tysm cc!! hope yr doing well <3 #asks #cc

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gikairan · 1 month

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Work wants to get everyone on this one excel template developed by the other side of the team that need significantly more filter options and macros than i do

Apparently its generally faster at sorting and filtering stuff, which comes in handy with some of the.... larger categories.

I do not want to use it because its ugly as sin, but w/e. I download it, it put in a bunch of data

I try and filter stuff and it basically crashes every time i try and change my filters. I change my filters every few minutes. I literally cant work around 30 seconds of mini crashes that regularly.

But i did see the demo where a bunch of things were being done in seconds.

And im sitting here looking at my pc like..... is it..... is it.... too old to do this?

Yeah, i built the thing in 2020! ......... With some of the best parts available I:

.... And ive barely stressed the thing!!! I've barely done anything on it at all!! Because i just use it for work!! I dont want to use it for fun at the end of the day, because ive sat here all day already!!

I said i would just maintain this one until it falls apart, and likely not stress about having a high end gaming machine again (These little handheld pcs are far more my thing nowadays)

I would just upgrade the part that is having issues with excel.... except im pretty sure its the CPU I:. Its a good 4 generations old now? And to upgrade the CPU, i need to buy an entirely new motherboard ...... Which basically means just setting up a whole new PC I:

i dont want to spend £600 odd on an upgrade like that!! I cant justify it!! And i dont even know how to upgrade just the cpu and mobo and keep all my old hard drives!! All i know is when i last looked everyone said "ooohh its haaarrddd we dont advise it" (Seriously, give me the steps and ill decide if its hard) Work will Not Pay for my personal PC, lol. I dont even really think im supposed to be using it like this, but i'm not the only one who is.

I could hope my new work laptop is fine with this template, but to put that on my desk means... literally unplugging everything from the desktop and plugging it into the laptop Making my desktop more of a pain to use when i want to 😕

#man i just wanna whine #i dont want to have to change my setup for an ugly ass excel template ): ): ): ):

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brainscrewz · 3 years

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*visibly shaking and holding back tears* oopsie woopsie i made a fucky wuckie *dry heaves*

#i was rushing to clean the meat slicers at work bc i was closing early by myself fucking again #so i was doing the quick way where you just throw a bucket of water on it and wipe it down #annnnd i got water in the outlet #and all the slicers and the grill stopped turning on #i potentially ruined 4 very expensive pieces of machinery that are vital to my job function #and me being the model employee i am i immediately told my boss what happened #and we dont know yet if theyre broken forever #we unplugged everything and they said we'll try them again in the morning #but im off the next 2 days so i wont know if theyre fine or if im in deep shit #so im just gonna be at home fucking losing my mind

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nerice · 6 years

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im in a talky mood but also empty and have no time to actually talk to anyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#i know it's self imposed but like.... it feels like i cannot return to my usual writing routines until the screenplay is edited #it sucks #i should take an hour a day for novel & evernote writing each. it should be fine. but im not allowing myself to #also art????#uni has got me too stressed #and preparing the japan trip..... everything's a hot mess #tbh i can't wait to be in another country and just...... unplug.... find who i was. who i am. :/#elia txts #welcome to tonights emotion dump. and now i will disappear.

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colien · 6 years

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i know i wasnt active lately but like,, i have no one to rant to this year.............................. was so bad idek what to say, maybe i should express it through a comic, give me a minute

#hhnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggg #listen #not only i almost died #and fucked up my chance for uni exchange #and had the worst summer ever #but it also turned out that im a one lonely fuck #that probably wont pass this semester #but also im spending new years eve alone #AND not only that #i also spilled coffee exactly above this one electrical outlet that is sticking out from the wall #right fuckin above it #and of COURSE it had a short circuit #and thought i destroyed the fridge and stove aka two fuckin most expensive things in the kitchen #and i didnt know what to do like fuck both are not working and theres a wet outlet what if it will set on fire or something #uhhhh long story short both are working and everything seems fine i called my brother asking what to do #but we were both not sure if the thing will smack me if ill try to unplug everything #now i sit here with a new coffee and.... its not really helping trembling hands #fuck #colien get your shit together

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suguruverse · 3 years

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— HAIKYUU BOYS WHEN YOU’RE CRUSHING ON AN ANIME CHARACTER PT.2

includes - miya atsumu, kozume kenma and tsukishima kei

a/n - i had a request for this but i accidently posted it instead of saving it to my drafts so i just made a seperate post! sorry! <3

part one

ੈ✩‧₊˚ MIYA ATSUMU tamaki amajiki from bnha

- what a fucking brat

- he thinks he treats you pretty well and he does!!

- so why the fuck would you fall for some shy guy that doesn’t even exist

- he’s actually so confused because he’s like

- im right here?? love me?? stop looking at him?? when you have a gorgeous bf right here??

- he gets so angry with how much he gets jealous over it but there is no way that he’s gonna let a bunch of pixels beat him

- he also gets pretty insecure because he might start to think that you like the shy introverted guys and he’s quite the opposite

- he’s a combination of whiney baby and smug asshole

- he will whinge, whine, pout, fake-cry, complain, annoy you, just everything in the book for you to pay attention to him

- so competitive and for what?

- will literally do anything to grab your attention while you’re watching bnha

- he has literally started twerking in front of you one time

- spoiler alert, it was bokuto who taught him how to twerk during breaks at volleyball practice

- and if you ever have small little petty arguments, he always brings up the fact that you’ve been ‘neglecting’ him for an imaginary guy

- please just comfort him, he just wants to know that you still love him and that he’s still your favourite person

- because you’re his favourite person, so why isn’t he yours?

things he says when he’s jealous of tamaki:

“he needs ta grow a pair of balls, don’t ya think sweetheart?”

“no? WHADYA MEAN NO? I THINK YA LIKED STRONG, CONFIDENT MEN, LIKE ME??? RIGHT BABY??”

“ugh whatever, he’s not even all that”

“if he was real, he won’t even look at ya”

“nono baby, a wasn’t calling you ugly, a think ya absolutely stunning, it’s just that he’s too shy, don’t ya find it annoying?”

“HUHHH CUTE??? LOOK AT ME BABY, DON’T YA THINK A’M THE MOST ADORABLE THING YA HAVE EVER SEEN”

“baby, tell me, would ya love me more if a was more quiet like him??”

“‘nah baby, a ain’t insecure jus wondering”

“a know ya love me baby, thanks, gimme kiss”

ੈ✩‧₊˚ KOZUME KENMA mori from ohshc

- this man will straight up unplug the tv or turn off any device you’re watching ohshc

- most of time, kenma would be very subtle with his jealously

- but not this time

- he’s almost scowling anytime you watch any anime at this point

- and you find it hilarious when you’re watching anime in the lounge and you just see him glaring you from the entrance of your shared bedroom

- in reality, he’s trying to communicate to you telepathically that he wants you to come spend time with him instead but to you, it just looks like he’s trying to stare you down

- and if you ask him what’s wrong, he’ll give you a little ‘hmph’ and walk away

- when you ask him why he’s so upset with you, he’s always like

“if you don’t like it, then go with your little boyfriend from that show you watch”

“well sorry i’m not tall and strong like your other boyfriend”

- and if you try to tell him that you’re jealous, he’ll scoff and deny it with his entire heart

- he might even shut himself in his gaming room, but when he notices that you aren’t trying to console him, he’ll sulk even more and gets super clingy

things he says when he’s jealous of mori:

“okay sure he know martial arts, but i bet he would be a terrible boyfriend”

“nah because his relationship with honey is sus”

“you would definitely third wheel them”

“i don’t care if they’re cousins, don’t you think they’re a little too close”

“dang y/n i didn’t know you were into the tall quiet type”

“shut up, i do not feel threatened, you’re imagining things”

“can we go cuddle now, i can’t watch this”

“no? um, uh. did you just reject cuddles?”

“fine, be like that, maybe i’ll just play games. all by myself”

“you know it wouldn’t hurt to love me a little bit more right?”

ੈ✩‧₊˚ TSUKISHIMA KEI gojo from jjk

- lol i guess your type are tall cocky assholes

- tsukishima just does not care at all

- at least that’s what he wants you to think

- in reality, he’s panicking and stressing but not really

- like he knows that gojo is not real so he thinks he’s going mental because he cares a little too much for his liking

- you can feel him judging you from the back of your neck

- please he’s going to tease you so much

- he thinks you’re absolutely fucking crazy, because who likes fictional characters???

- he then starts to think that he’s been really mean to you lately and that’s why you’ve been crushing on some anime character

- he always watches anime with you and has never had a crush on an anime character, so wtf is up with you

- he now believes in gojo slander

- he can’t believe how competitive he is with a fucking anime character

- he will scoff and roll his eyes whenever gojo comes onto the screen

- ONE TIME YOU TOLD HIM THAT GOJO REMINDS YOU OF HIM AND HE FULL ON GOT SO OFFENDED AND DIDN’T SPEAK TO YOU FOR A SOLID 3-5 HOURS

- in conclusion, he’s extremely jealous and thinks you’re very childish

- you’re in a relationship with him because you love him right

- SO LOVE HIM MORE GODDAMNIT

- but when you do show affection, he pushes you off

- like what mf??? i thought you wanted this

things he says when he’s jealous of gojo:

“you know you have a wonderful boyfriend right in front of you right?”

“so y/n, what’s it like being fucking stupid”

“he’s so dang annoying, what do you even like about him?”

“his blindfold is tacky”

“can you stop fangirling when i’m right in front of you, you’re being insufferable”

“if i give you more attention this crush wouldn’t have happened huh”

“you really are an idiot...SHUT UP JUST BECAUSE I LOVE YOU DOESN’T CHANGE THE FACT THAT YOU’RE AN IDIOT”

“why don’t you look at me instead, don’t you think i’m more handsome than him?”

“I’M NOT JEALOUS, I JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND”

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