i just realized i bought a bed but not a blanket lmao
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"people in real life: hey man how's it going" is a killer phrase. instantly neutralizes whatever insane discourse you find online. gonna start using that from now on
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i made it i got my keys im in my apartment!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dragons Fucking Car I (Relief), 2016
Jon Rafman
White Carrara Marble 152 x 126 x 20 cm
59 7/8 x 49 5/8 x 7 7/8 in
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I have one of those robot vacuums but there's a mirror in the house low enough to the ground that the lidar scanner can see a nonexistent room in the reflection so on the navigation map it's generated I have a room that doesn't exist that I have to forbid the vacuum from entering.
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Yes this poll is very biased in favor of North America lol
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this is assuming its on art you normally wouldn't jump to reblog. i myself only rb stuff i really really like so .
The 'rude/demanding' tone would be stuff along the lines of "if you like but don't reblog I'll [threat]" which i see surprisingly often, both serious and more silly
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Aging is hot. Gray hairs are hot. Smile lines are hot. Get with it.
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There’s no containing him.
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I’m in tears… look at her…
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Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible
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I don't just want him to lose the election I want him to die
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