#i jinxed myself

[satorusluver]

My mom and I are really introverted and we joked about wishing we'd get COVID to avoid the family Christmas party...and then we did.

#i actually don't feel that bad but still #i jinxed myself

[fizzytoo]

i should’ve kept my mouth shut

#*fizzyspeaks #i jinxed myself

[birf]

didn’t I even say like a couple weeks ago I never wanna date anyone? some fuckinG buckaroo had to be all “hey” (bangs head on table)

#i jinxed myself #i really did

[adraughtofamortentia]

a goooood chunk of the posts I've rb tonight are things I've already seen/liked but they're still so good

#a round of applause for the mutuals providing good stimulation for my enclosure #dash has felt real ded lately but #idk. i find i cant scroll as long #rambles #i jinxed myself #i need u to know i almost slelled that jynx

[toast-the-unknowing]

guess who's got two thumbs and might've just fractured one of them!

#i jinxed myself #all like 'i'm gonna spend so much time writing tonight' #now i gotta type everything one-handed bc it hurts to take the other one out of the ice bowl #surprised at the quality of my one handed typing. its not bad. just extraordinarily slow

[eruscreaminginthedistance]

Not me abandoning the five modern, relevant and fun games I’ve got on the go to start three new playthroughs of Dragon Age: Origins

#i jinxed myself #was shocked i got through summer without my yearly craving #it was just late this year i guess #anyway fuck elden ring i suppose #dragon age #dragon age:origins #da:o

[killorbekillian]

every show i’ve gone to lately i’ve bought tickets at the door because i just go at work and i can only make it in time if i finish up 15 min early. but those were all local shows i was p confident were not going to sell out, and a band i like is coming thru on a tour so i requested not to close work that night and bought a ticket.

and then i got covid

#i jinxed myself #killer filler

[ikkan]

life literally just gave me the finger and spat in my face

#.txt #i can never have anything that gives me joy or happiness #without something terribly going wrong #my pc randomly stopped turning on #and then a loud pop happened #i unplugged everything and im fine #but umm idk what to do #i contacted the ebay seller #literally just got this two days ago #and obviously wasn’t cheap #who ever wished for my downfall… #you can stop now 😭 #i dunno how to tell anyone in my house #i jinxed myself #i said it works great and other things #and here we are now 🧍‍♂️ #i want to cry #but the tears aren’t there #im like dead inside #probably gonna just take my night meds and sleep #any advice would be great thank u

[puppyduckster]

made the mistake of congratulating myself for going a week without seeing any bots on my page and then like clockwork a bot appeared on my page 😑

#bots #i jinxed myself #tumblr problems #sigh

[technodromes]

Woke up with killer migraines. No writing today.

#Non Rp #Me two days ago: 'I had no migraines anymore in a while' #I jinxed myself #Tdl

[woozicutie]

Was so looking forward to going into the city today to this market but I’m sick af 😭😭 I also wanted to try this new dessert place 😩

#I jinxed myself #talking the other day about how I do t use my sick days up at work cause I’m not sick

[gender-goth]

shout-out to the person who reblogged like half of the flags I uploaded because holy shit 😭 extreme dedication I love you <3

#ִ ࣪𖤐 ; phantasmal whispers | talking #i have 64 notifications from that #i joked that someone would reblog half my catalog and it happened #i jinxed myself

[creamyroll]

IM NOT GETTING THE JAMIL CLUB CARD I DID 70 PULLS ON YOU AND GRINDED MY ASS OFF AND ALL I GOT WAS ANOTHER FUCKING RIDDLE

#op:) #throwing the biggest fit rn #i jinxed myself

[mamafaithful]

went to physio today.

MSK: How has your hip been? Any subluxations or dislocations recently?

Me jinxing myself: Oh no, I haven't had any issues with that this month, it's been well-behaved.

cut to 2hrs later, testing cars as I'm up for renewal this year.

gets into 3rd car, gets stuck, and is in excruciating pain

Car salesman: Are you okay?

Me: Yep, I just jinxed myself earlier. Do you have a brochure on mobility car adaptions while I sit here for a completely unrelated reason?

#disability #ehlers danlos problems #i jinxed myself #on an unrelated note #does anyone make jingles up about their situation? #no #okay #just ignore me

[trashshouldnt]

So uh

I found this post I made like *checks notes* two months ago? About not being fictionkin in a server that was primarily fictionkin.

You'll never believe what happened to me.

#i jinxed myself #(/lh) #bork borf #just dog things #do i need a fictionkin tag? #<- screw it thats the tag now #fictionkin #alterhuman #dare i tag the source? no. no i shan't

[gooberdude101]

Ocean Jasper?

I leave my laundry on the floor and that pisses off my mom. Oh also mostly unrelated my friend spilled red Tahitian treat on my white sheets

#I also forget to like. wash my face but my acne isn’t that bad so #i jinxed myself #fuck #ask game