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packing an “IN CASE OF EMERGENCY BREAK GLASS AND START CROSSDRESSING” box on the doomed arctic voyage is CRAZY. thanks sir john

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taylor swift fans are so scary it's like i'm in the truman show. watching taylor swift fans talk about how she soo gets neurospicy mental illness grippy sock vacation is exactly how truman felt when his wife started advertising coffee or something to nobody in particular

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don't use any of these browsers, they're also chrome

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please get off chrome google is currently being investigated for being an Illegal Monopoly so get outta there okay love you bye

#firefox

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Fitzjames, a little gender questioning, a little too patriotic: Perhaps one day Great Britain ought allow women to serve Her Majesty in the navy, don’t you think?

Crozier, trans man who’s not a feminist: No. The navy’s no place for a lady.

#the terror

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all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

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bumper sticker that says "My other car was last seen by European whalers in Baffin Bay awaiting good conditions to enter the Arctic labyrinth."

#the terror

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it’s been six years so i’m sure we’ve discussed this without me but the same cold snap that caused the terror to start terroring was also the one that fucked the donner party down in the sierras because 1846 weather simply had that dog in it. crazy

#ugh yeah it's crazy reading about the two events and seeing the similarities #no matter where you're from or what your job is or where you're going #you're gonna be setting out at the wrong time of year #altho tbf the donner party had a lot more going against it than the little ice age #imagine the terror but now there's a bunch of babies and children :// #the terror

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daddy's got to be honest kitten. i don't think we're finding the northwest passage

#the terror

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the people have spoken!

#wyll ravengard #bg3 #baldur's gate #baldur's gate 3

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“On a roadtrip astarion is the designated refueler” on a roadtrip astarion would be that good for nothing bitch who would sleep in the backseat and never take a turn driving and constantly complain about the fast food restaurant everyone agreed to go to for his sake. Shadowheart would offer to drive but everyone would find really nice ways to turn her down bc oh my god she is such a bad driver and their nerves can’t take it. Lae’zel would drive most of the way bc she’s got the necessary longevity and also control issues. Wyll would be the most phenomenal co-pilot/shotgun rider you’ve ever seen - he’d have maps on lock, he’d make sure everyone gets a fair turn with the aux, he’d provide Lae’zel with entertaining conversation so she didn’t get bored. Karlach would be the refueler, and would also buy snacks for everyone even though they all have their own money. Gale would be moral support for everybody until he gets overstimulated and has to put on his noise cancelling headphones and listen to cat purring ASMR.

#gale once again vibing with me a bit too hard #baldur's gate #baldur's gate 3 #bg3

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"Pretty enough to paint. Too bad I don't have a canvas. Or paints. Or the skills."

Never change, Wyll. Never change.

#baldur's gate #baldur's gate 3 #bg3

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really admire edward's dedication to serving cunt as much as possible on the shale wearing the fuck out of that greatcoat while everyone else was out there in slops like my guy said 'if we're off the ships i will NOT wear the shapeless potato sack' and then by god he even did a jaunty little cap lift about it while hauling the barge

#needed to serve cunt in case they got found #the terror

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the terror is a comedy to me

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#giving him oath of devotion paladin abilities seems so fun to me thematically #and it'll make use of his charisma stat #but that extra attack fighter gets is sooooo crunchy #bg3 #baldur's gate #baldur's gate 3 #wyll ravengard

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personally, i think its underrated how lae'zel will quote wyll's superhero entrance line. it's really sweet the way she heard 'provoke the blade...and suffer its sting' and used it to speak positively of wyll post-mizora situation

#baldur's gate #baldur's gate 3 #bg3

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i included in-game non-playable godlike as well because yes

dawn godlikes appeared in a ttrpg version of pillars of eternity. i don't know how official it is but i still decided to include it

#kore my death godlike girlie! #when you're an avatar of death and your singing keeps attracting ghosts and skellingtons that wanna eat people #it's L after L for her unfortunately #also it just feels like a death godlike fits really thematically with both games very well #pillars of eternity #poe #poe1 #poe2 #pillars of eternity deadfire #obsidian

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Jared Harris posted this on his instagram story and it makes me so happy to see that the cast is still as invested in this show as we are 🥹

#aye aye #the terror