#i officially dub thee

[scattered-winter]

Yeah, we all know why Bobby's "canonical biological" children are surely not in his firehouse lol Dad of the year.

I genuinely can't tell if you're serious or not but I've been itching to reblog a reply to the other ask so I'll just do it here (thanks for the convenience 😘)

never have I said that bobby is perfect. never have I said that he hasn't made mistakes. and yes, accidentally starting a fire that results in hundreds of deaths (including his family) is a pretty fucking huge mistake. owen certainly doesn't have that much blood on his hands. but the difference between them, the thing that makes bobby a more interesting and likeable character, is that every minute of bobby's screentime since the very first episode has been showing him trying to make amends for his mistake. he had his notebook in season 1, that he explicitly stated was the "ledger" to balance out the scales: he took 148 lives in that fire. he dedicated his life to save 148 by being a better firefighter and a better man (he started battling his addiction as well, if you remember).

owen on the other hand, has never once shown any ounce of this. he's made mistakes, both as a parent to tk and as a person. normally this wouldn't be grounds for me to hate him so much, since mistakes are what make the characters human, but the thing about owen is that there's no follow-up. there's no trying to fix his mistake or make amends. there isn't even a fucking apology. every single one of owen's mistakes are swept under the rug and treated like some Big Heroic Thing (tm) because owen can't do anything wrong and thus can't be shown apologizing for anything because he Was Never Wrong In The First Place.*

*admittedly this is more a result of the writing itself than owen's actual character, since all of lone star has this narrative of owen being The Coolest Perfectest Guy Ever. but in my eyes that makes it even worse, because there's nothing more frustrating than seeing this guy who has canonically done Some Shit receive zero accountability for it, even from characters who are the most prone to point things out/be blunt (such as judd, marjan, or paul). not only is the writing affecting owen, but it's affecting everyone else by literally making them act ooc when it comes to owen.

bobby, on the other hand. his whole arc in season 1 involves him coming to terms with his past and slowly opening up to new opportunities for love (both with the 118 family and with athena). he's struggled and fought and reconciled every step of the way to get to where he is now, and it hasn't been easy. and even now that he has the 118 and a family with athena and her kids, he's still doing everything he can to make amends for what he did to his family years ago.

the episode "may day" comes immediately to mind as one of the biggest examples of this. may is trapped inside the burning call center, and bobby is finding himself reliving the worst night of his life. (this seems to be the theme of the episode, as chim and albert went topside to vent the roof---exactly how kevin died years ago.) but bobby straps on his gear and runs in after may. he even goes so far as to shield her with his body as the roof collapses, but they both make it out safe and relatively unharmed.

in my opinion, may day was the episode where bobby finally made amends and found peace. yes, he lost his family to fire. yes, it was partially his fault. but for 5 seasons he's been scraping and fighting to make amends and "balance out the ledgers," and now he finally had, by saving may.

even more than that, the reason why I love bobby as the Firehouse Dad so much is that he's been shown to be the firehouse dad. he comforts and supports them when they need it. he teaches them how to cook (which is how he shows love imo but that's a topic for another post). he clearly cares so deeply about every single firefighter in the 118, and it's hard not to love that.

and back to owen. he has his moments (such as supporting marjan in "human resources"), but for the most part it's hard to see him really filling that role (especially when the narrative is TELLING us that he is, but not really SHOWING us). he's so self-centered and egocentric that he overlooks and sometimes even downright ignores things inside his own house, and yet the narrative still paints him as a perfect fire captain who has never made a single mistake his entire life. despite the entire show glaringly pointing to the contrary.

tldr: the reason I love bobby so much more than owen is because, while they've both made mistakes, bobby is the only one who has fought for redemption for those mistakes throughout 5 entire seasons of the show's runtime, whereas owen's mistakes are overwritten and ignored by both him and the overall writing and there's no effort from owen to apologize or try harder to fix things.

#ik anon isnt gonna care abt this because they cant read if theyre trying to defend owen in MY inbox #but i wanted to type out this rant and they gave me a perfect opportunity to do that <3 #ty for ur service o7 #i officially dub thee #rob lowe anon #also pspspspsps here's a piece of that owen rant that people were wanting #anti owen strand #bobby nash #911 abc #911 lone star #911 meta #<- i guess

[101flavoursofweird]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Owl House (Cartoon) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Mattholomule/Gus Porter, Camila Noceda & Gus Porter, Gus Porter & Perry Porter, Lumity and HuntLow are mentioned Characters: Gus Porter, Mattholomule (The Owl House) Additional Tags: Love Confessions, Future Fic, Set ten years after the ending of Season Three, First Kiss, Fluff and Humor, very light angst Summary:

‘Matt pointed at the name on the wedding invitation. “Who the flying fart is GUS NOCEDA-PORTER?”’

- Gus wants a plus-one for Amity and Luz’s wedding. But first, he needs to explain himself to Mattholomule.

#Gus/Mattolomule #Gustholomule #Gus porter #gus owl house #augustus porter #mattholomule #I dub thee Mattholomule Smith! #(I’m sorry Steve’s not in this fic!) #the owl house #toh #toh fanfic #Owl house #owl house fanfiction #Post Season 3 #My writing #my fics #This was inspired by a post worrying Gus would feel left out if all of his friends took the Noceda name through adoption or marriage #Here’s a possible solution! #Camila just declares Gus an official Noceda because she CAN #Hunter has been adopted by Camila and Eda and Darius #They have joint custody but Titan knows what Hunter’s schedule looks like #Gus was originally going to take the name Clawthorne too but King would take him to court #Why did I give Perry such needless angst #I’m sorry Perry!

[monstersandmaw]

You tricked me into thinking of a story for them.

I'm not even sorry 😈.

But in all seriousness, I really adore Rhuarc and his little family. So any extra content on them is a delight!

I'm delighted to have been able to think up some more stuff for them :) I'm glad you're not sorry!!

#rhuarc the orc #orc #anon ask #I officially dub thee: Rhuarc Anon #Rhuarc Anon #there you have your own tag now

[darkhatkid]

i have come to the realization that I might have created something that swarms like seagulls, would basically consume a freshly killed body, and lures people away to kill them

I shall call them Deathgulls

#astral woods #Creature #I dub thee deathgulls #tw death mention #death mention tw #Seagull #I'm calling them Deathgulls for now I'll show a picture of them tomorrow #Not official name since it might spoiler something #Mad doctor mode activated

[thoughts-reasons]

branching out

#lbr with all the clout chasers tonight kermit will be fine #moving through the a+ crowd isn't going to be a problem 😉 #i saw that and nothing but kind words for a good pal #haha not a chance 🤫 #it's the biggest and loudest birthday party but they think it's just a concert? SCREAMING🥂 #let me get this correctly... because she announched additional tour dates and she's officially touring for two years you believe me? 🤣 #ok i'll dub thee lurker the eighth haha #you mean kermit's notoriously short attention span aka wandering eye? #haha we are talking about someone who wrote you steal the air out of my lungs you make me feel it #dramatic is a given 🤣🍷 #originanon

[brotoman-exe]

Seeing as I haven't seen a name for the new human antagonist yet.

I officially dub thee Big Snively!

#knuckles the echidna #paramount+ #Paramount+ Knuckles #Snively #like that probably isnt it but it be hilarious if this was a new version of Snively

[talekinesis]

His Little Duckling

SFW Hazbin Hotel Fic

It should go without saying, but just in case, this is strictly platonic

Minor spoilers

It's my first time posting a fic to this blog, please be nice to me 💀

Lucifer reminisces about when Charlie was still a little kid

Lucifer had been watching his daughter nearly all day. It was hard not to for him, having only just recently reconnected with her. He leaned against the back of the couch in the lobby, just watching her race around the hotel, working, and being an adult. It was hard for him to see his little princess manage the hotel like a future queen managing her kingdom.

He watched as she sang quietly to herself, dancing a little and even spinning as she made her way through the lobby and toward the stairs. He smiled. She hadn't changed that much in the last two hundred or so years. She was still the same little duckling he used to dance with in the palace when Lilith was out.

-

It wasn't often Lilith was gone long enough for Lucifer and Charlie to spend time and play around together. When she left, she trusted the servants to watch after her daughter, but what she didn't know was that they usually left that job to the king, against her wishes.

Lucifer smiled fondly at his little girl who was trying to dress up like her mother. She had her crown tilted on her head, one of her gowns pooled around her on the floor, as she stood in shoes that were much too big for her. Charlie turned around to face her father, the heels clopping against the floor as she struggled to move in them.

Lucifer tilted his head with a fond chuckle and snapped his fingers, using his magic to change her into better fitting clothing that would still make her feel 'grown up' like her mom. The gown had turned into a black dress with a puffy skirt, and the heels had turned to smaller fitting shoes.

As Charlie turned to look at herself in the mirror, Lucifer knelt down and held his hand out. "Now, Princess," he started, pretending to be serious and official, "If you will turn toward me and bow your head, it is time for your coronation." He said, holding her little tiara in his hand.

Charlie giggled and turned to face him, bowing her head. Before Lucifer could place the crown on her head, she looked up at him and whispered, "Dad, what's a coronation?" "It means you go from being a princess to being the queen." He whispered back. "Oh." She bowed her head again. He chuckled then got back into character, placing the tiara on her head. "I now dub thee, Queen Charlotte Morningstar!"

Charlie stood back up and faced the 'crowd' of stuffed animals and toys, bowing and waving. "I promise I'm going to be the bestest queen to you all, ever." She said. Lucifer stood up and offered his hand. "Care for a celebratory father-daughter dance, my little duckling?" "Queen Charlotte." she corrected. "Oh I'm sorry, Queen Charlotte."

She took her father's hands and stepped up onto his shoes to dance with him, smiling up at him as he started to slowly spin them in small circles.

-

Lucifer looked back up at Charlie now, clearly trying to keep herself busy with the hotel. There wasn't really anything to be doing now, but he knew she was either bored or felt like she needed to be doing something, so she kept herself occupied with even the smallest of tasks.

He set his tophat down, shrugged his jacket off, draping it on the back of the couch, then approached her. "Ahem, Princess Morningstar," he started, using the same 'official' tone used to when she was little. She turned to face him clearly confused. When he summoned the tiara, she huffed out a laugh, "Uh, what?"

He looked up at his daughter (since when was she a full head taller than him?) and held the tiara up. "Princess Morningstar, if you'd bow, it is time for your coronation." He smiled. Charlie couldn't help but laugh a little bit, "Dad, we haven't played that in years. I'm an adult now, I'm two hundred and twenty five."

Lucifer raised a brow. "Be that as it may.. Bow, Princess." Was all he replied. She fondly rolled her eyes and bowed as he placed the tiara on her head. He took her hands and continued, "I now dub thee, Queen Charlotte Morningstar!"

They both were a little caught off guard when they suddenly heard Angel cheering, along with the others clapping, clearly amused with the playful scene before them. Charlie grinned and dramatically bowed, playing along. "I promise to be the best queen to you, citizens of Hell!" She laughed.

When she stood back up, she noticed Lucifer holding his hand out to her. "Now, Charlie-," "That's Queen Morningstar to you, peasant." She said, earning a laugh from her father. "Oh my bad, Queen Morningstar." He chuckled, taking her hand. "As is tradition every other time you've been crowned, may I have this dance?"

Charlie smiled and bowed. "You may." She stood up straight, placing a hand on his shoulder, the other in his own hand, as they started to dance together for the first time in years.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin lucifer #hazbin charlie #hazbin hotel charlie #hazbin hotel lucifer #fanfic #hazbin fanfic #hazbin hotel fanfiction

[cacaitos]

changes from the spanish dub.

1. (Ep. 7)

(Benedetti, ¿no? (...) “La muerte y otras sorpresas”, ¿verdá?

2.(Ep. 9) 

I do not recognize what she’s quoting. Instead, the play was turned into Don Juan Tenorio. (This is  N. K. Mayberry & A. S. Kline official translation to english for commodity)

Part 1, 4th Act, Scene I.

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Part 2, 3rd Act, Scene I

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Part 2, 3rd Act, Scene II

3. (Ep. 11)

Fukiko reads an excerpt from the Oguran Hyakunin Issu, its second poem: So Spring goes and Summer comes. Todavía - Mario Benedetti.

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I do not recognize what she’s quoting. In the dub she quotes, also Benedetti’s, Rostro de vos:

4. (Ep. 12)

I do not recognize what she’s quoting here. It’s translated pretty much literally too, so I couldn’t find it in spanish either.

5. (Ep. 19)

I don’t recognize what she’s quoting. It’s translated literally.

6. (Ep. 22)

It’s Shakespeare’s Shall I compare thee to a spring day, and it’s accurately translated, although it does not completely adhere to (modern) versions of A un día de verano compararte.

7. (Ep. 23)

Mariko recites Matthew Arnold’s Requiscat in english. There IS an spanish version, but it was not used. Instead, they took liberties that seem taken more from pure hearing rather than the source text (see third column).

#txt #oniisama e

[mrcarmenile]

okay HI

MY THOUGHTS ON THE FINALE!!

HAZBIN HOTEL FINALE SPOILERS BELOW THE CUT

holy fucking god do i have words to say

here’s some INCREDIBLY unorganized thoughts:

alastor losing his filter temporarily made my heart DROP dude. also is it just me or did he lose his accent too? like it just kind of sounded like amir to me lmao

angel with his “charlie said to live tonight however we wanted” JUMPSCARED ME and then when he said “so pour me a fresh one” i was like Oh

adam said some real knee slappers this episode i was laughing so hard. “SUCK MY HOLY LIGHT FUCKERS” “chill lute. fuck” “wow i didn’t see this giant fucking shield in front of me YOU DUMB BITCH NO SHIT” are my favorites

the whole “now i’m going to fuck you” gag had me ROLLING (angel’s little 🤨 and valentino’s “well this just got interesting” got me dude)

ALSO LUCIFER FUCKED EVE????? HUH?????

vox screaming at the tv also had me choking from laughter, especially the “NOOO FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!! PUSSY!!!” (that is absolutely me yelling at the tv ur not alone vox 🙏)

the “these fucking angels won’t stop coming” “HA!” scene was weirdly cute and i love it

ALSO CAN WE TALK ABOUT EVERYONE’S OUTFITS???? CHARLIE’S DRESS WAS FUCKING ADORABLE AND VAGGIE’S SUIT THING WAS BADASS AND ANGEL SERVED CUNT WITH THAT LOOK AND DON’T GET ME STARTED WITH CHERRI BOMB so many halloween costumes to choose from man

also lucifer’s hot

alastor and niffty was the cutest thing i love them so much why are they wholesome ☹️☹️ “i dub thee - king roach!!” and the little crown 🥺

LMAO THE SIR PENTIOUS AND CHERRI BOMB KISS WAS EPIC AND COMEDIC AS FUCK (“that was kinda hot..” had me rolling)

the last song nearly had me crying like i SCREECHED when lucifer started singing to the tune of happy day in hell and the fucking vox and val duet???? and velvette filming them dancing??? the vees are terrible fucking people why was that scene wholesome LET ME HATE THEM STOP GIVING VILLAINS DEPTH AND EMOTIONS AND REAL BONDS PLEASEEEE (/nsrs obviously well written villains are peak but I WANNA HATE THEM SO BAD) also alastor’s part gave me fr chills like. “great alastor, altruist, died for his friends” THE WAY AMIR TALAI SANG THAT LIKE HE WAS ON THE VERGE OF SNAPPING. ROUND OF FUCKING APPLAUSE. and the new hotel looks fucking fire i can’t wait to see the interior!!!

the end of the last song nearly brought me to tears it was such a perfect ending note

SPEAAAAKING OF SONGS. HOOLY SHIT. THE MORE THAN ANYTHING REPRISE??? shit made me shed a tear like. AND THE KISS???? finally we get the goddamn lesbians god bless 🙏🙏🙏

also can i just say vox and val making out with tongue at the end for 0.5 seconds SENT ME. i was caught so off guard that i laughed until i choked dude like that shit fr got me

“how’s mercy taste ya little bitch” is officially one of my favorite hazbin quotes cuz the way jeremy jordan said it was fucking hilarious

oh and the battle scenes were fucking crazy i can see where half the budget went lmfao the fight scenes ATE

also wtf lilith was in heaven this whole time? just chilling? idk what to think or say about thing honestly

and if lucifer fucked eve is she in hell too???? is SHE the one who has alastor on a leash?? what is her relation to lilith??? are they working together or are they enemies or is eve pretending to be lilith or do they have nothing to do with each other??? why did lilith leave hell??? why did they let her leave hell??? what did lute mean by “your deal is done”???? i need answers bro

ALSO I WONDER WHERE EVERYTHING’S GONNA GO NOW THAT PENTIOUS PROVED SOULS CAN BE REDEEMED. now that they’ve proved it is the main plot going to be actually redeeming people? or is heaven gonna hide it from them??? can angel dust be redeemed when valentino owns his soul??? does angel dust truly WANT to be redeemed? once they know that you have to die to be redeemed are they gonna be able to take that risk?? now that i think of it wtf will be the main focus of season 2?? we know the vees play a big role so maybe they’ll try to prevent souls from leaving (maybe valentino will make it really hard for angel to leave and that’ll be a big part?) idk i got a lot of questions man

and it seems like they’re setting alastor up to be the main villain at the end. it seems although his mysterious deal isn’t allowing him to unleash his full power, so when he’s free of the deal i can only imagine how feral he could go. (my guess is that he uses the favor charlie promised to help release him from the deal and then charlie regrets it later when he goes crazy)

anyways all in all the finale is crazy good and i will NOT be getting over it any time soon and i am not ready to wait another few years 🥲

#hazbin hotel #hellaverse #hazbin hotel finale #hazbin hotel episode 8 #hazbin hotel season 1 #hazbin hotel season finale #hazbin hotel spoilers #hazbin hotel the show must go on #the show must go on #hazbin hotel theory #hazbin hotel thoughts #hazbin

[team-heavenly]

Chapter 23 - Blizzard Island Rescue

And by the randomizer list, I dub thee... Chapter Name.

...Thank you, RNG 🙄

I guess I'm making title cards for the post-game chapters now! Well, this shot came out too nice for me not to use.

(Also this post was supposed to come out several days ago but my job had other plans for me... Sorry.)

Some days after the ascension of Sky Peak Cloudy Well...

Hey, Starmie? Any reason why you're standing <2 inches in front of Aerodactyl? Let him breathe!!

Seaking for Scizor, huh? Yeah, I can see that! Both names start with an S, anyway.

The... the what.

*Imagines a 4-way intersection made of rubber bands*

Wait... *processing*

Just to be a joy kill, I'm having the same thought I did at Sky Peak... Why couldn't Ice Types handle this rescue? Or were there none around? Or did they just go "F*ck this guy in particular"?

Incredible team? Saving the world? You could almost call us... a gift from Heaven!

...I'll see myself out.

👀 Would I? Would I?? You betcha! If nothing else, I want to know what the hell an Elastic Crossroad is.

...Just kidding, I don't want to know anymore. (Gee, this looks awfully familiar.)

Thankfully, unlike Nonsensical Castle, there's not too much for me to say here. To help me construct these posts, I take notes whenever something of significance happens. And my only notes for Elastic Crossing are as follows (verbatim):

Linoone spamming Dark Void in a single room floor and having Bad Dreams 🥲

Lots of one-room floors actually... 2, 8, 9.

Good job team, we made it through relatively painlessly!

So yeah, I'll just share the few shots I have and we can move on 😃

I believe this is the Icicle Forest aesthetic? Cold and foreboding indeed.

🥺️ Oh, honey. You're not in the world you think you are (thank god).

🎩 HE WAS NUMBER ONE!! ☝️

Ngl, a room full of poisonous frogs and snakes, violent piranhas, and god-tier apes would be mortifying irl. But here, we get through without too much trouble and eventually emerge to find...

Oh... Yaaaaaay...

Dirty Province 💀 This is two steps away from being... you know what, never mind.

Crevice Cave is a gentrified village?? Or perhaps referring to a certain Danish prince.

Uh. No comment on this one. ._.

Okay, Teresa officially has the BEST IQ group ever. Coin Watcher, Wise and Quick Healer, Self Curer, Brick Tough, Deep Breather, All-Terrain Hiker... Well, I guess that one is irrelevant with her Flying type. And now Trap Buster?? Talk about a GAME-changer!

In the lowest depths of the "Ghetto"...

I'm gonna posit their shock is due to seeing a Scizor instead of a Seaking...?

But suddenly! A wild Snow Storm appeared!

Ooooo, okay, who's our Froslass?

O-O YEAH OKAY THAT WOULD BE TERRIFYING! GOOD CALL, RANDOMIZER!

Ironically(?), this happened immediately afterward:

This was before anyone made a move, so I guess Steelix has Drizzle?

LOOK AT THAT DAMAGE!! SUPER EFFECTIVE CRITICAL HIT BABEY!!!

As this image suggests... Steelix went down after only two turns of Mud Slap and Octazooka. Not so scary now, huh?

Tee-hee... See you never ❤️️

May as well click here to advance to Part 2 and give Seaking time to thaw.

#pmd explorers #pokemon mystery dungeon #randomizer #post game #blizzard island rescue #chapter 23

[softleesam]

For some reason my first thought for a nickname was giggly goose, so I now officially dub thee a giggly goose, simply the giggliest of all the gooses 🦢

plss that's actually so cute helpp

not that i'm giggly mhh couldn't be me😗

#ty anon<3 #ask game asks

[ticklishbeans4]

And last one for now Hunter!Ler and Luz!Lee cheer up sib tickles

Ah! Gotta love some classic cheering up from the best siblings ever! :D

~

“No! Hunter! I’m fine! You don’t have to do anything!” Luz squeaked as she hit the wall of the old cabin, grinning nervously as Hunter approached. He had an evil look in his eyes that Luz knew too well, and she did NOT like it.

“So… you weren’t just forlornly looking out the window, while quietly crying?” he asked with a hum. “Because… it sure looked like you were. And since YOU called me your de facto big brother, it’s my job as an awesome big brother to make sure my little sister isn’t sad.”

“I’m not sad! I just had stuff stuck in my eyes! And I wasn’t forlorn! I was… contemplating! I’ve got, like, SO much stuff to contemplate!” she tried to brush off. “I’m a contemplation machine! You don’t even know!” “Uh-huh. And yet, you’re eyes are still red and puffy, your nose is red and twitchy, you look a bit splotchy, and your lip is still quivering.” he smirked, “Luz I was the Golden Guard, it’s my job to notice stuff like this. I gotta read people to predict what they’re gonna do and when they may attack.”

“Am I gonna attack then?” she asked, straightening up a bit.

“You’re thinking about it.” he shrugged, stepping to the side and avoiding her lunge, but he stuck his arm out to hook around her waist, spinning her around before pinning her back to the wall. “Nice try.”

Luz wiggled, trying to escape his grip, but to no avail. “Dag nabit Hunter! I’m not sad! I’m totally happy and content and-EEP!”

Hunter had cut her off with a little jab to her belly. “Liar liar plants for hire!”

“It’s pants on fihhire!” she squeaked, giggling involuntarily as his fingers poked and prodded up her ribs. “Knohohock it ohohohoff!”

“Mmmmm, nah. I don’t think I will.” he shrugged, probing between the bones of her ribs. “Not till I think you’ve been sufficiently cheered up.”

“I’m cheheheheered! I’m cheheheeheheered! Ehehehe! Hunteheher!” she squealed, gasping as he got close to that one spot on her ribs.

He raised a brow, but got a look of sudden evil realization. “Oh… Right! You’ve got a really bad spot around here. Let me see…”

Luz squeaked and wiggled about, “Nohohoho! Lehehehet me gohohoho!”

“Not till I find the spot!” he smirked back, poking around her ribs haphazardly. “Where did Amity get you before… Around here I think.” He poked a bit higher, close to the underarms.

“AH!” she shrieked, as his evil fingers found the spot. “NAHAHAHA! NOHOHOHOHO! NAHAHAHAT THEHEHERE!”

Hunter grinned evilly, and tasered into the awful little spot. “Not here? Not right here? Not this little spot right here?”

“HUNTEHEHEHEHEHER! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA! STAHAHAHAHAHAHAP! IHIHIHIHIHIHIT TICKLES SO BAHAHAHAAHAHAHAD!” she screeched, grabbing at his hands, but not pulling them away.

He shrugged, “Well see, I would probably stop, but you’re barely even trying to stop me, and you still need cheering up!”

“I’M CHEHEHEHEHEHEERED UP! I AHAHAHAHAHAM! I AHAHAHAAHAM!” she cackled, “I SWEHEHEEEEEHEHEHEEHEHEAR!”

“Do you now?” he hummed, “I mean, maybe you’re not and you just don’t know it.”

“NOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO! I’M HAHAHAHAHAHAHAPPY! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!” she snorted, weakly batting at his hands. “PLEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEASE!”

Hunter chuckled and finally pulled his hands away. “Ok, ok. I dub thee officially cheered up!”

Luz giggled and flopped forward, resting her head on his shoulder. “Heehehe… thahahanks Hunter… I neheheeded that…”

He pulled her into a hug, “Yeah I know. I’m smart like that.”

That got another giggle out of her as she hugged him back. “Yeah yeah yeah, whatever you say. Dumb butt.” She squealed as he tasered briefly into her sides.

“Watch it.” he smirked, “...Do you wanna talk about what’s wrong?”

“Maybe later. I just kinda want a hug right now.” she murmured, smiling as he hugged her a bit tighter.

“I’m here when you need me.”

“I know.”

#toh tickles #Ler!Hunter #Lee!Luz #toh tickle #tickles #tickle #tickling

[my-castles-crumbling]

hey!

i need advice (i think?).

how to get it inside my family's unbelievably thick head that I CAN NOT CONTROL THE FACT THAT MY JOINTS ACHE.

sorry for the yelling but legit i have two (TWO!!) doctor diagnosises, as in two different conditions BOTH which make my joints hurt. to the point where when im taking my exams (mind you i have my GCSEs in a MONTH) i have to take a break after every 20-30 minutes to massage my joints or else I'm literally unable to hold the pen.

which causes me to lose time.

moreover, my right hip hurts?? like all the time?? cz i sleep on my right side. (sometimes im limping cz i cant move it)

by the end of the day i cant even hold my phone (im making beaded gifts for my friends for a holiday). like its not like i have like an iphone 15 pro max or smthnf that its heavy. nope my phone is the lightest in the family (its older than my younger brother).

and also sometimes i just get random flares? like yesterday i was going to make brownies and suddenly i couldnt even pick up a bowl🚹. this happened once on my way to a debate competition too where i literally couldn't even lift a paper anymore 😃

when i tell my parents they tell me to drink milk??? like i try but it makes me want to vomit and gives me a stomach ache?? idk why they're even trying to deny it tbh LIKE THEYRE HEREDITARY DISEASES!!!

how to communicate with my parents. pls send help.

(oh yeah btw i found these rings which help with my finger thing so that theres not too much presshre on my joints when im writing and my mother said that it doesnt hurt me enough for me to deserve them. (IM SORRY I FORGOT THE LART WHERE YOU COULD FEEL MY PAIN))

Hi! <3

This sounds absolutely awful, I am so sorry.

I have two main thoughts that might help.

Have you talked to your doctor about talking to your parents? It sounds like you're at the age now where you might be able to call your doctor and request that. It might be that unfortunately, your parents aren't taking you seriously because they still consider you a 'kid,' so a professional might make them see sense.

To go along with that, when it comes to school stuff, since you have an official doctor diagnosis (two of them), you are legally entitled to accommodations. For example, you could get extra time on your tests. I'm not sure how it works in your country, but if the school is given the diagnosis, then a meeting can be requested to give you those accommodations, and you should definitely ask for that meeting!

This is a medical condition and you deserve to be taken seriously. So, (politely) demand that. Talk to your doctor. Talk to your school. It absolutely sucks that you have to do that, but hopefully if you do, you can get the help you deserve.

Let me know if I can do anything to help!

<3

(Also I am naming all the anons who write to me in case they want to write in the future, and I am using a random positive affirmation generator to do so. So I dub thee: incredible anon. Enjoy your free tag!)

#ask #asks #ask cas #incredible anon

[mysterious-shadow-dragon]

I have a new fave lil guy/husband™ now, I think he's so neat!

...Oops, Lucy Goosey heard that....Sorry buddy, you gotta pack your bags like you have been replaced...you are no longer the funny lil guy/husband™.

Well Lucy Goosey is moving on to see bigger and better greener pastures but we had a good run....So anyways Gremlin Fellow, I officially dub thee as husband/lil guy™

Congrats on achieving the new position! ...But it appears that Prescott has no comments to make on this achievement, as he doesn't seem to know what exactly is happening not do I think he wants to say anything about the matter...

Anyways let's go check on how Lucy Goosey is doin-

Oh, he isn't taking it as well as I thought...man, he seems so lost like I feel kinda bad for hi-

Wait nevermind, Smiley's got Lucy covered or he's least he's trying his best to console the Lucy Goosey and it's kinda working.

Anyways yeah, long story short I have a new favorite lil guy now :D!

#appeared out of thin air #a sweet lil treat #this is just a very elaborate joke post and something I put effort into like just for april fool's day #this was so stupid but fun to draw but I hope y'all like my dumb lil post #but damn I love doing dumb indulgent stuff :>!

[hantengus-clones]

*walks up to Urogi and places a very shiny bird themed tiara on his head*

I dub thee, Best Birb. 😀

(Urogi's golden eyes widen in delight as the shiny bird-themed tiara is placed on his head.)

Oh woah, oh wow! Look at this! I need to show it to Karaku!

(Urogi beams with joy, spreading his massive wings proudly with excitement.)

The best bird? That's quite an honor, kakaka! Thank you so much!

(He proudly adjusts the tiara, striking a few poses for potential photos.)

Being the best bird sounds like a lot of fun! I mean, I never doubted that I am~ but now? It's official! Kakaka!

#hantengu #hantengu clones #urogi #demon slayer #demon slayer rp #kimetsu no yaiba #kny rp blog #upper moon four

[moonlightcrusader]

Peter 1 gets sick but Peter 2 and 3 both have to leave for a Spiderman emergency. They're afraid Peter 1 will follow them or get worse while they're gone so they ask Otto to watch him while they head out ❤

I love your writing and would love to see your take in this idea but only if you want to :)

Omg I love this idea so much!! 😭💕 Essentially Otto is dubbed thee “official babysitter of baby sibling”

but add fever :o and thank you so much for this cute idea :3

***

"Oh, what do we have here?"

"103 degrees Fahrenheit and a bit whiny, he really wants to come with us," Peter 2 handed a confused Otto a large wrapped bundle, tufts of curly brown hair and drowsy eyes peeked out. "Petey, you know why you can't come bud. It’s too dangerous for you in this state.”

A small cough vibrated on Otto’s chest. “You don't think m' strong enough…”

"That's not true dude, we just know you are gonna push yourself alot more than you can handle." Three chuckled, moving a few sweaty hairs from the boy’s forehead. "You need to get that fever down and some food in your belly, okay?”

The boys turned to the door, sadly looking at their brother as they got ready for an emergency spiderman mission that can’t wait. Otto knew they were always saddened when they had to leave one of them behind.

“We should be back in a couple hours Doc. We tried bringing his fever down but the shower didn’t do much.” Peter Two explained. “Well, other than cleaning his spider sweat glands…”Otto tried to hide the grimace his mouth was aching to form into.

Peter Two handed Flo a small duffle bag of supplies. “A lot of Petey’s stuff is in there..you know, just in case he gets dimensional homesickness. Again, sorry for the emergency wake up call doc..”

“No no my boys, it’s no trouble at all!” He looked down to see Petey dazedly look somewhat back at him, like the boy was in a whole another world. Wow, that fever was really kicking the poor child to the curve!

Peter 1 began to giggle softly as he tried to grab Otto’s face, whether that be the stubble on his face or his nose, he wasn’t sure.

The universal coo in Otto’s opinion sounded very in sync.

“Stay safe boys, text me when you’re heading back okay? Me and Peter will have a blast!” Each giving them a headpat and a few quick hugs, the men finally left, leaving the older scientist and the disoriented teenage Spider-Man in his care.

Otto felt a bit worried. He's taken care of Peter before, but, his Peter when he was sick. Was this going to be a different experience since he's handling a kid? Since it’s a different Peter? What if he screws up?

Maybe not. All the years he’s spent with his Peter in this timeline, has taught him that mistakes are to be learned from and that parents try to do the best they can to take care of their kids.

He practically has the dad thing down. Each Peter should have a similar format , right?

***

"Peter, there's a reason I left you in a bed. To sleep on it, not sleep on the ground!"

"Maybe I like the ground."

"No, I don't think you do."

"It was dirty." Peter proclaimed, rolling onto his back as sweat still lingering on his forehead, the small rag falling on the dirty ground. Otto was gonna have to get a new one for Petey..again.

His fever hasn’t gotten down, but at least he wasn’t at a burning point. It’s just, at this point, Otto found out that this Peter tends to be super clingy and more childlike when he’s super sick.

"You want to go up?" Otto asked fondly, dismissing his actuators to pick him up as he reached down, his back feeling his…older..age. Peter nodded and Otto held in a grunt as he picked the youngest under his arms, shuffling him into his hold like he was holding a little kid.

“You are getting bigger and bigger my boy."

"Peter 2 and 3 are big."

"Yes, they are." Otto chuckled again as he walked back to the living room, setting down Peter on the couch. He already had a bowl of soup, more clean rags and medicine prepared on the coffee table to take care of the small Peter.

"When are they coming back?"

"Soon," Otto put the cold rag on the boy, already sitting up him up to eat. He chuckled softly. "You getting tired of me already?"

Peter’s response time was a bit delayed, rubbing his vague bloodshot eyes. “No. You're fun. Never get tired of you."

Otto felt himself heat up, handing Peter the spoon of soup. It’s not the fever just talking..right? "W-wait. Really?"

"Uh huh. You're like...the fun and cozy grandpa. With all the nice coats." Peter opened his mouth, giggling. Otto just chuckled at the shortish endearment.

"Are these compliments are just so you don't have to operate the spoon, Mr. Parker? I thought you were a big boy."

"I am. But I’m tired though. What if I make a mess?” His big puppy eyes had Otto letting out a snort.

"Well, we can’t have that happen, can we?” As Otto spoon fed the slightly disoriented Peter 1, he felt a bit more confident in himself. Peter has only known him for a short amount of time, but, Peter 1 has already felt like family. Like..yeah, maybe a cute grandchild or just a tiny version of his surrogate son. Well, 2 tiny versions.

He totally didn’t forget about Peter 3…

***

"Awww, he looks so cute."

"Well, it wasn't very cute when he started pulling on Moe and Larry for giving him medicine. I had to yank the boy off like a troublesome kitten.”

Don’t you dare blame him father! It was just the fever!

"I hope he wasn't too much trouble. I can hold him now.” Peter 2 tried to take a hold of the fresh bundle until Otto put a dismissing hand up.

"It's okay, I'm comfortable where I am. Kind of reminds me when you were sick. You were so clingy my boy.” They all looked down to see Peter peacefully sleeping, his nose turned into Ottos chest as he snoozed.

"Oh, Otto. I don't even remember that." Peter 2 blushed severely, causing three to chuckle. "Come on, we should get going-

When he tried to take the bundle, Peter 1 immediately reacted by kicking his legs, causing him to kick Theee in the stomach.

“Three!”

"I'm good, I'm good. At least it wasn't the crotch." Three groaned as he held his dignity. “Dang it Two. You owe me now man.”

“Sorry?”

“It’s alright. I think Otto’s tales of taking care of a little you can be my compensation.” He scooted next to Otto as the older man tried to stop laughing at Peter Two’s expression. “What was twenty year old Peter like, Otto?”

“Oooh..I have plenty of tales, my boy. Scoot closer.” Otto wrapped him inna nearby blanket. “Why don’t we start when Peter came back drunk one night because he lost a bet with Harry?”

“Otto!”

#tobey maguire #peter parker #moonlightcrusader #spiderman #spiderman no way home #tom holland #andrew garfield #no way home #doctor octavius #doc ock #octodad #spider bros