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remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave

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Am I crazy or is your masterlist link not working????

None of the tumblr-only links seem to be working on my page for some reason. I can’t get any of them to work, from @‘s to links to stories to ‘keep reading’ links.

If anyone knows why, lemme know how to fix it???

#tumblr broken

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chainmail anon I see your question and I'll answer it properly shortly :)

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Recently I've seen my old plus-sized fantasy creatures get some love from you guys, so I made two more lovelies!!

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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

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🎶 He's a bard, he's a bitch 🎶

I find it really hard to pick the catty/mean options in any game, so this is gonna be a hard one for me, but I think Rhys is gonna have some fun.

#i promise not to post loads of screenshots of him though because i know you're not here for BG3 stuff #bg3 #ghosti plays bg3 #<- my tag for all things bg3 #non monster post

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REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS

Too many beds

Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss

Really nice guy who hates only you

Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class

Divorce of convenience

Too much communication

True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)

Dating your enemy’s sibling

Lovers to enemies

Hate at first sight

Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead

Fake amnesia

Soulmates who are fated to kill each other

Strangers to enemies

Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating

Too hot to cuddle

Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground

Nursing home au

#oh there are some fucking BANGERS in here #<- kept tags

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Me writing

#prints this off and puts it on my wall

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What if: whale shark merman. Big gentle giant with brilliant white dots on his dark blue skin that on his upper body take on tattoo-like patterns

Yesssss!! Love the idea! (Also love big gentle monsters so so much)

(*whispers* I did actually do a whaleshark girlfriend story outline and character design over on Patreon a while ago for Mermay. You can find it here if you're a Patron)

#whaleshark merman #whaleshark merfolk #merfolk #mermay #anon ask

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Baldur's Gate character creation fun. They're not in the same party or connected or whatever. I don't think...

Bisexual, nonbinary bard. Catty, bratty, and natty. New hair colour and style every week. Can cast a blistering vicious mockery with a single look that will reduce you to a pile of ash.

White dragonborn - he looks scary, is a complete cinnamon roll. Loves cats. Cannot say no. Brass dragonborn - spiky lass, big heart much protecc. Group mom.

Daddy. I mean. Half orc, distinguished gentleman, a little aloof and would rather spend the evening with a book than in company (when not performing his lute), but won't turn down a glass of fine red wine with old friends in the comfortable corner of an upper class establishment.

Absolute bitch. Nobleman's youngest son, horrible little shit, prodigy on several musical instruments and has the voice of a siren, but thinks he's better than everyone, has a permanent sneer, and will sell you out in a heartbeat for the chance of a comfy bed and a hot bath.

She lives in the wild, has more wolf friends than human etc. and has no idea how to act around people. Hides when she comes across people. Probably eats dirt???

Anyone else just enjoy creating characters?

#characters #ocs #baldur's gate 3 #bg3

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Ngl Ghostie, I saw the poll for Mermay, saw that you linked Laces for a Lady. Thought ‘hm does that mean there’s a laces for a lady option?’ ONLY looked for Laces for a Lady and hit that option. I’m just feral for it. Absolutely feral. I should be caged. Anyways love ya Ghostie ✌️😘❤️

I'm so happy I put that on there then! I do know there's interest from folks, but it's always nice to see it confirmed. Now i just have to figure out how to add an extra 24hrs into each day so I can get all these various stories finished while also doing the other things in my life! haha. Thank you so much for this, and thank you for your support too. It means the world.

And I'm loving the three Mermay options currently in the lead too. Even if you don't get Laces for a Lady for Mermay though, I'll still work on it too, I promise. The next chapter isn't that far off being done either. It just needs a proper edit...

#laces for a lady #patreon #mermay #anon ask

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Mermay poll up on Patreon! Cast your vote now :)

#mermay

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April's Patreon exclusive story is live!

Gender fluid lich x female reader (nsfw)

Content: cis female reader (though that really comes in right at the end with the nsfw and anatomy to be honest. I'm so used to writing gn readers by this point!). Reader is one of the quiet and reserved types, who prefers to have a meaningful connection with someone before taking things further than friendship, and sometimes it makes her feel a little bit lonely. Her bestie is a big, girlie orc lass with confidence to spare, and there's a goblin and a gargoyle in there too.

Wordcount: 6735

Extract:

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Cassia peered over the shoulders of the remaining three people — the two excitable gnolls included — in front of you and began rattling off the labels of the ice cream in the glass-fronted freezer, but you had eyes only for the lich.

The way their delicate finger bones moved, connected to each other by magic instead of tendons and muscles; the way they held the ice cream scoop and moved it with such precision to create wonderful, glassy balls of ice cream to set delicately atop the cone in teetering arrangements; the way they squeezed syrup from the bottles and let it zig-zag across their ice cream masterpieces without once spilling a drop… They were enchanting.

The light of their magic — the magic that kept them in their state of permanent un-death — glowed a minty green in the depths of their eye-sockets, and it added to the vivacious aura that emanated from them. They talked constantly while they worked, chatting with customers and hardly breaking off to quip a quick retort at the goblin, who matched them for speed in both ice cream preparation and banter, until you were almost dizzy with it all. Combined with the glorious scent in the air, you were almost overwhelmed.

When it was your turn, they shifted their magical gaze to your face and you watched a slight change come over them.

Before you and Cassia had reached the head of the queue, they’d seemed tense and almost frantic, their shoulders held high and their movements a blur, but when they spotted you, they seemed to stall for a moment. The light grew minutely brighter in their skull, illuminating the curve of their eye sockets and the dainty line of their nasal cavity, and although they had no mouth with which to articulate a smile, you got the impression of a beaming, blinding smile all the same.

“Well there,” they said in that intriguing, slightly husky alto. They had the faintest trace of an accent, though you couldn’t place it. “What can we get for you, lovely?”

The final word, so casually but so sincerely added, threw you off balance, so you looked up at Cassia and begged her with silent, wide eyes to go first. She did, and you took a second to compose yourself. Social interactions weren’t really your thing. That was why you worked at a garden centre. The most you had to do there was point someone in the direction of the petunias, or advise someone on organic slug repellents. You didn’t want to be thinking about organic slug repellent at that moment though, and dragged your brain back into the present.

With your own order awkwardly given, the lich nodded and waggled the freshly-cleaned scoop at you. “Fabulous choice, I must say.”

And because you had the social range of a butter knife, you blurted, “Bet you say that to all your customers.”

They laughed. “Only the cute ones. You want a free flake with that?”

You eyed the jar of flaky, crumbly chocolate bars and nodded. “Thanks.”

The light in one of their eyes went out briefly in what you could only assume was a wink, and as they handed you the teetering cone of ice cream a second later, they also slid a little card across the counter with the delicate fingertip of their other hand. “Come back for a freebie,” they whispered, leaning close.

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Read the whole thing now on the Little Ghosties tier of my Patreon, and get access to all my previous works too in my extended masterlist, as well as access to all early release content a week ahead. There's also a chill Discord server if you fancy joining that too.

#lich #lich x reader #exophilia #monster romance #gender fluid monster #gender fluid character #female reader #skeletal lich #monster fucker #monster fucker patreon #monster romance patreon #monster fucker romance patreon #exophilia patreon #ghosti's patreon

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#yes yes yes to all this #nature #wildlife garden #wildlife habitat

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Hi! I don't know what you may be going through right now, but even though it's tough, I wanted to to give you an internet hug and say that, eventually, it will get better, even if it isn't right away.

I also wanted to thank you, it was your works that got me into monsterfucking once I left for college and could actually breathe and discover internet. I've been obsessed with Nagas ever since.

Even if you don't post anything for like, a year or two, that's okay, because you come first, please take care of yourself the best you can <3 - a college grad monster fucker ❤️

Thank you so much! Best of luck with what comes next too!!

#anon ask #sweet anon #college grad monster fucker anon

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Gosh, i always get so happy seeing you on my dash! ^^ coming with fun happy posts and all monster luving writer!

aww thank you so much! sorry i've been super inactive lately on here

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The Patreon-exclusive story for this month is a cutie pie, thousand year old, gender fluid lich who runs a new ice cream parlour called Numbskull's in a cute little seaside town, and who takes one look at our reserved female reader and says 'that one'.

It'll be up EDIT on Sunday on Patreon on the Little Ghosties tier if you want to read it.

there's also a vampire goblin and a gargoyle possessed by a spirit but they're only super minor characters

#lich #modern lich #lich puns #kinda #it's cute and about 7k words long and nsfw