#i mean c!bbh

[gh0stlybeginnings]

help how do I not kin c!bbh

#like its getting a little too concerning #badboyhalo #dsmp bbh #dsmp kin #pls they're character is too unstable and im ATLEAST doing alright mentally #i think its the worshipping tendencies ngl #WHAT I WOULD D O TO LOOK LIKE THEM THO #i mean c!bbh #not cc #cause that would be a little odd ngl #anyways #it may also be the gender envy now that i think about it #still #it applies

[mishapen-dear]

thinking about 4halo again and dying

they just. they used to be so sweet together. and then the election arc managed to genuinely turn them against each other (and bad is still affected by being caged in the museum) and i would NOT have been surprised if a rebellion had started within the next few weeks after their last fight and. they used to be friends and then they almost destroyed each other

and then the eggs went missing

and there are so many parallels between them, but one of the biggest parallels is how they're both protectors. they both protected the eggs (and, when he became president, forever extended that protection to the other islanders) but the eggs went missing and they had to put all of that aside. Forever was quicker to put it down than Bad was (it felt like only a very temporary truce, from Bad's end), but they put their problems on hold, because their eggs. were gone.

and another parallel. the destruction. both of them with their plans to cause ruin because then, maybe, theyll get their kids back. bad caused most of the grieving arc damage directly, and got aypierre and antoine to help him. he dug holes in the ground. he placed mines everywhere and leapt into them. he started the lavacasting process of the fed building (and was interrupted by admins, so he stopped, but philza and fit were still right to laugh at him lmaoo). he drilled a hole through the side of the federation office from a huge distance away. he has chosen to hurt his friends and himself to get the eggs back. whatever the cost.

forever destroyed the island. or he planned to destroy the island. or he was interrupted just before he destroyed the island or or or. I don't know. but it was big, and it was bad. bad enough that the feds had to step in and forcefully drug him, and kickstart the happy pills arc.

and the happy pills arc..... oughghghgh as fucking awful as it was for their characters to experience i genuinely truly think that it saved them from each other. when he was first told about forever being fucked up bad was still in the "i need to kick his butt" mindset, and was all ready for an excuse to kill forever. and then he saw forever. and the first proposal happened. and bad was angry and he was sad and upset and he was careful. forever tried to kill him. bad decided to save him. forever kept trying to marry him. forever kept taking the pills. forever was so scared of his own anger and all of the damage he could and would have caused to his family that he kept taking drugs that kept him so out of his mind he hallucinated his son was just sleeping safely at his house.

and they both tried to kill each other. and they both failed.

and bad showed phil and cellbit (and tubbo) the item scanner that dapper discovered, which could destroy him, because nothing else was working. because they needed to save forever. because bad was reminded by then that forever was a victim of the federation instead of just a mouthpiece for it. and then when forever woke up he saw bad, suffering, and so excited to see him awake.

and now they're here on opposite sides again with forever projecting his protection urges onto the fed worker in bad's basement and bad frustrated that he isn't being believed and his evil plans of giving ron lemons apology brownies is being interrupted and. look at them. soft "i hate you" and the appreciation room and bad's quiet heartbreak when he learned about forever being missing and the "i miss you" book bad got mad at because it asked him not to torture fed workers. does anyone hear me im so ill about them. do you understand they care about each other so much and the happy pills arc reminded them of that. forever realized bad is colourblind and bad assumed forever was poisoning him and then forever helped bad cheat on another colourblindness test and forever was giving bad flowers and bad was accepting them and accepted that he was colourblind despite his previously constant denial and! i don't know if im being comprehensible and i dont really care i will be honest i just need you to know i am frothing at the mouth like a rabid little beast. they are a TRAGEDY of miscommunication and external pressure but they love so so much. platonic or romantic or qpp they CARE and it tears me to shreds

#qsmp #4halo #i feel like ive talked about this exact thing like three separate times but #its one of those things that really Kills Me #and its CRUCIAL to understanding them and their relationship #they were fighting and now have found peace in hell #and forever using his care for bad as a distraction to not focus on his Own woes #and the way he's so sure bad needs help the way he was helped that at heart bad is a good person who doesnt want to be hurting people #and in a Way he's right. bad doesn't want to hurt his loved ones. everyone else? yeah. in a heartbeat. but his family... #but he's still makign the choice to do it. it's not lashign out in desperation the way forever destroying the island was #bad is hurting people with Purpose. he's putting thought into it. he's testing people and their knowledge and their motivations and he will #use them all as tools that can be bent and broken if it means they get the eggs back. he'll do it to himself too #especially to himself #ghhhgrhrgh the way theyre both self sacrificial and self destructive the Parallels the fucking parallels #i can best examine their relationship from a bbh pov and it agonizes me because i can't get all the nuance of forever's pov #because i dont speak portuguese yet :c #so best i can do is talk crazy about them like a Lure for other analyst shippers #pspspssps dont you see my ship. dont you see how canon 4halo is !!! in 8 acts #dont you want to examine them and their parallels and the way they are both so strange about relationships but they're finding a way to car #in a way that works for them #pspspsps #like me talking about qbbh vacation arc got the fandom acknowledging his sillies and directly got me a friend to talk about him to (hi kia! #maybe it will work here also #come to the dark side we have complex relationship dynamics that are frequently misunderstood and mislabelled #YOU can help change the world

[bleue-flora]

Hello, I love your fanfics(I don't comment if you wonder, I feel awkward doing it). For the 16 event I got inspired in the last chapter of good cop, bad cop. I don't know if you would like to see it, and I mean the drawing also counts as canon compliant, but I mean got while reading it so... Here it is!

Hi! Aww thank you, I am so glad you like them. <3 <3 Yeah I understand what you mean about feeling awkward about commenting, it can be anxiety inducing and hard to think of what to say. Sometimes I just go for a “<3 :)” or “much enjoyed<3” just to let the author know I read it. But I also get it either way, sometimes it’s just too much work at 3am lol. <3

Of course, I’d love to see it! Aww they are so precious, Dream all scrunched up and distressed with Bad happily chatting away. Is that a cupcake on his shoulder?! Yo, your Bad design is so cool, I’m been hesitant to draw him because honestly not sure how to make him look, but you did a great job making him look both demony but also cuddly and soft. Dream’s facial expression is to excellent, he looks like he’s having a rough time. (Which I approve of ;D lol). So cute and I’m so happy to inspire. :) Thanks for sharing. <3 <3 <3

#thanks for reaching out and sharing <3 <3 #I mean kinda canon complaint by default lol especially in that fic XD lol #c!dream #c!badboyhalo #good cop bad cop #hello there #dsmp #dreblr #dream fanart #dsmp fanart #c!dream and c!bad #they are so wholesome <3 #c!bbh #<3 <3 <3

[bandy-andy]

Whatever... basically-bbh solos

#i mean this is my design for c!bbh too #but basically bbh was onnthe mind when drawing this cause well. uhm. well uhm i just. well uhm if ykyk #bandydraws

[petrichormore]

Nobody but me is allowed to talk about c!badboyhalo from now on. I’m gatekeeping him.

#Y’all have GARBAGE takes on the eggpire #but somehow when it comes to Bad the takes get worse and worse #get behind me bbh I’ll protect u #dsmp #mcyt #c!bbh #some people on here are like: yea so this is why bbh is the root of all evil (lies repeatedly) #i mean I know he’s a demon but cmon

[mybiasisexo]

First Word 🍼

Genre: Fluff | slight angst | Dad!au Pairing: Baekhyun x f.Reader Length: 827 Warnings: babies and tears

anon asks: baekhyun with 1 and 24 pleasee c:

a/n: my first drabble in years 😵‍💫. please be nice 🥺 also this is what i was curious if yall liked babies or not, but we all grown here right? personally i dont even like babies!!! but bbh was whispering this in my ear 🙄, what was i gonna say? no?!??

DRABBLE GAME | MASTERLIST

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Your daughter was your pride and joy—your life. She turned one a couple weeks ago, and it was a joyous, yet surreal moment for you and your dear husband, Baekhyun. It felt like time was going by so fast, that your baby girl was growing up too quickly. Already you missed her toothless smile and the restless nights.

You were in your room when you heard it. Baekhyun was putting the little one down for bed and you had the baby monitor on. You couldn’t help but smile as you listened to Baekhyun coo at your baby girl, hearing her infectious giggles. They were your little family, and you felt so blessed in this moment.

“Dada.”

The house grew silent. Your heart plummeted as you heard your daughter say her first word.

“What did you just say?” Baekhyun’s shocked voice came through the monitor. It raised higher with his growing excitement. “Did you just say ‘dada’?!”

“Dada dada dada!” She chanted, giggling all the while.

“That’s right! I’m your dada! I’m your dada and I love you oh so mu--”

You turned the monitor off.

You felt like you were going to be sick. You knew this reaction was kind of dramatic, but it hurt. You wanted it to be you, your daughter’s first words. You were hoping it would be you. As cute as the moment was, you just couldn’t find it in yourself to be happy with them.

It was a bit later when Baekhyun came barging in, having finally put baby to sleep.

“You won’t believe it!” He said, smiling from ear to ear, practically jumping with elation.

“Pumpkin said her first word! And it was ‘Dada’! She said my name!”

“Congratulations,” you said, voice void of any emotion.

He noticed that and deflated instantly. “What’s wrong?”

“Nothing.” You turned your head away from him when tears began obscuring your vision.

You missed the way his eyes narrowed suspiciously. “Are you…upset?”

You shook your head in answer, unable to speak without bursting into tears. When it came to your precious baby girl, you were a blubbering mess, and something this huge had you absolutely distraught. You felt like you were going crazy, but that didn’t stop you from reacting this way.

You were trying your best not to show just how affected you were, but you sucked in a shaky breath that made it all too obvious what you were doing.

“Are you crying?” He questioned incredulously.

You couldn’t hold it back any longer. You burst into tears, full on sobbing. Baekhyun took in your wailing form in utter shock, not expecting this reaction to his news.

“I just…really…wanted her to say…my name…first,” you revealed between sobs.

“It’s not a competition,” he said soothingly. “She might have said ‘dada’ first, but—”

Just hearing him say it again made you wail harder.

“For God’s sake, stop crying,” he groaned. It came off as irritated, but you heard the distress in his voice. He hated when you cried.

“I can’t help it,” you whimpered. “Our baby doesn’t love me.”

Baekhyun sighed before joining you on the bed, pulling you into him so that you’re crying on his chest. You didn’t fight him, letting him comfort you. He tucked your head under his chin and rubbed your back.

“Just because Pumpkin said my name first, doesn’t mean she loves you any less. She’ll be saying mama in no time, so there’s no need to be jealous.”

“I’m not jealous, you’re jealous,” you wailed, elbowing him in the stomach. He chuckled from the action, but grew serious quickly.

“Will you stop crying, please? You’ll make me cry.”

You could already hear the tears in his own voice, and that made you feel guilty.

“I’m sorry,” you apologized, finally calming down. You pulled away from him, taking in his red rimmed eyes. “I ruined this moment for you.”

He shook his head. “No, your reaction is valid. I would’ve been disappointed too, if the roles were reversed.”

You sniffed and Baekhyun cupped your face, wiping your river of tears. Once cleaned off, he pressed a loving kiss onto your forehead, and then your nose, and then a chaste kiss to your lips.

“I love you,” he said simply.

“I love you too,” you replied and then kissed him again. “Let’s go to bed, ‘Dada’.”

He grinned at that, nothing but pure happiness and love shining in his eyes. “It’s got a nice ring to it, doesn’t it?”

“It’s perfect,” you told him as you both got comfortable under the blankets.

It’s peacefully quiet for a moment before Baekhyun murmured, “you’ve been acting kind of sensitive lately. You don’t think you might be pregnant again, do you?”

You groaned at the thought. “God, I hope not.”

You could feel the pout on his little lips. “Why not? Pumpkin needs a sibling.”

“Good night, Baekhyun!”

You rolled over in bed, ignoring the way he whined when you did.

#baekhyun #exo #baekhyun drabble #baekhyun drabbles #exo drabble #exo drabbles #baekhyun scenario #baekhyun scenarios #exo scenario #exo scenarios #baekhyun oneshot #baekhyun oneshots #exo oneshot #exo oneshots #baekhyun fanfic #baekhyun fanfiction #exo fanfic #exo fanfiction #baekhyunxreader #baekhyun x reader #exoxreader #exo x reader #drabble game #my writing

[raguerel]

About q!philza and his alliance

he is someone who actively expressed his hate toward the federation and always been very vocal about it

So would that make him more likely to join the resistance? Well here a thing

even though he trusted q!Etoiles as individual

He also expressed his hated toward the code monsters as well

He doesn’t like both the resistance and the federation side

But if he had no choice but choose no doubt he would more likely to join the resistance hint they have the same goals but it would be more like when c!phil joined on doomsday with c!d/ream.

They wouldn’t have his loyalty they aren’t ‘allies’ but he will work with them to achieve the same goals they have.

Here my tint foiled hat :

I still find it really strange about the ‘hind out’ etoiles find since they have a mixed pick of people they have recorded in but not the people ‘they’ have affected on

Most people on the record are all about islander who have somewhat relation to feds

Even etoiles called it out that it doesn’t have recorded on Philza and BBH

Despite bbh being someone who encountered the code (before etoiles arc) and fight with the most and with Phil being the first person they ‘disguise’ themselves as both of his eggs to try to trick him

And something fishy about how they recruited some people like q!charlie being corrupted with code by juanaflippa who is very likely aren’t his daughter anymore

And he isn’t even aware of the resistance existence

It just something very odd to me that I don’t want to look over

The resistance claimed they hated for the federation HOWEVER they also seems to willing to do anything to get more people on their side as well

Even if it mean taking advantage of grieving parent they will do it

If that the case It just make me feeling very weird toward them

Like yeah they hated the federation for sure but they also will do stuff questionably in the name of their ’justice’

Especially with q!charlie clearly loosing himself unwillingly his and I quote

‘I haven’t been around the code! It just me and flippa here.’

All I am trying to say is that the thought of the resistance going against the federation is nice but I doubt their motive a lots

The only thing that make me kinda want to believe them is because walter bob actually

#raguerel.rambler #qsmp #qsmp theory #qsmp thoughts #philza #qphilza #etoiles #slimecicle #q!philza #qsmp philza

[genevawren38]

My headcanons I use within my writing from DSMP, QSMP and beyond;

Dream SMP: -Emerald earrings are given to those blessed by the Death Goddess, which includes; c!Techno, c!Philza, c!Niki, c!Ranboo, c!Eret, c!Foolish, c!Wilbur and c!Tommy -c!Techno, c!Philza, c!Eret, c!Foolish are ageless beings who can travel across the Realms -c!Philza uses his crows to send messages across the servers and dimensions -c!Techno and c!Phil can force their will upon Wither creatures to somewhat guide their decisions, they are still rather unruly beings -c!Techno's hound army is made up of the souls of those he and Phil defeated in battle -c!Techno can summon them at any time to do his bidding -c!Techno and c!Phil can make the conscious decision to leave a realm when they feel they have accomplished enough -c!Phil wears a braid that now has seven beads around the end in my QSMP tellings; Rose pink (Techno), daffodil yellow (Wilbur), leaf green (himself), blood red (Tommy), indigo purple (Ranboo), caramel brown (Niki), ocean blue (Chayanne) and gold (Tallulah) -c! and q!Phil suffered from injuries that greatly reduced his ability to fly for long periods of time, in some of my tellings he loses one or both wings all together depending on the canon the story decides while I write it -c!Eret is also known as Themis, where c!Foolish is their Undying Totem -c!Eret is blind from the long-term exposure to Withers from when they were set to be sacrificed by a Wither Cult. The only way to prevent the diseases progression was the Death Goddess' blessing. -c!Eret is related to Herobrine, where c!Foolish is the Death Goddess' first child with DreamXD until he went off on a power trip. Then She found c!Phil and had c!Wilbur. Which means technicially, c!Foolish and c!Wilbur are stepbrothers in my pantheon. -c!Eret contracted c!Techno to assassinate c!George when he was crowned after c!Eret was dethroned. c!Techno's only exception to his anarchist demands is c!Eret because they are fair and leave him alone, threatening c!Dream to do the same post c!Eret getting their throne back -c!Wilbur can also communicate using his Mother's crows, whether that be within the same server or across dimensions -c!Techno went to comfort c!Tubbo after the fireworks execution cause c!Techno might act like an emotionless badass, but he will always have a soft spot for youth -The Death Goddess is the one who prepares souls for their next chance or ferries them off to their afterlife -Herobrine controls all limbos (I also dubbed them 'the Unknown One') -DreamXD's controls travel between dimensions primarily, the Goddess can also use this ability -c!Ranboo's earrings all have meanings; a small L’Manburg flag (a momento to the nation lost), a bee (c!Tubbo), an allium (c!Tommy), a fox (c!Fundy) and a cookie (c!Niki) all hung from silver chains beside the gold-gilded emerald -The scars of previous deaths persist on your skin in the DSMP universe, as a reminder of how you died. -c!Eret is Harpocrates in the Syndicate, there was just never an opportunity to reveal themself as such. They were sworn in shortly after c!George's assassination.

-c!Technoblade and c!Philza make a point of brushing and braiding each others hair every morning they live together.

ALRIGHT QSMP TIME; -Everyone forgot their previous lives except q!Philza, the Angel of Death, for the first few weeks of that world. Also q!Wilbur, q!Niki, q!Bbh, q!Foolish -q!Philza still closely guards the emerald earring he will always wear

#wrenrambles #qsmp #c!technoblade #c!philza #c!eret #headcanon #c!ranboo #c!tommy #c!wilbur #c!tubbo #c!foolish #wrensqueue

[beeindaclouds]

Hello bee! Can i have a C!DSMP x nezuko reader? If you don't know nezuko you can make the reader a demon like bbh!

💮 anon

💮 anon, hii! Trust me, I know a lot about Demon Slayer, I've been an anime fan for waaay to long now lol

I hope you enjoy <3

C!DSMP w/ a Demon!Reader

Includes C!: Dream, Georgenotfound, Sapnap, Badboyhalo, Skeppy, Quackity, Karl Jacobs, Wilbur Soot, Philza, Technoblade, Nihachu, Punz, FoolishGamers, Awesamdude

Click here before requesting, please ^^

Reader: GN - They/Them

Being a demon wasn't really your choice

Some are born with it and some accidentally become one after being bitten

You were, unfortunately, the former

Unspeakable things had been done to your village because of your uncontrollable form

But thanks to a certain demon, Badboyhalo, you were able to put your powers under control

Bad had to but you on a "no blood" diet to get your conscious back

And once you were back to normal you also had to keep on biting on a bamboo stick, kind of as a way to muzzle your own hunger

[a.n: just search "Nezuko" if you don't understand the whole "bamboo muzzle" thing]

During these months of recovery you had constant nightmares of the things you had done to your village

Luckily for you, Bad and Skeppy were great company. They really acted like your dads, which you found really comforting

Because of your "muzzle", you didn't talk much to anybody, but everybody in the SMP knew pretty much who and what you were

You had helped Dream and Punz numerous times whenever they needed your strength. You were completely oblivious to what you were helping them with, but wanted to be kind to everyone;

Sapnap and you shared a very close sibling-like bond. Being basically adopted by Bad and growing up togheter as siblings;

You didn't know much about George, other then the things Sapnap or Dream would tell you;

Sapnap and Bad had kept you away from getting close to any of the L'manburg civilians. But they especially kept you far awya from Wilbur, Phil and Techno, mostly for your safety

Karl and Quackity also treated you as a little sibling, probably because of your relationship w/ their fiancée. But you later were kept clueless from their whole "fighting" period

That didn't mean that you didn't meet atleast some of them

You especially liked Niki and Techno. Niki just had a naturally welcoming aura, while Techno had complimented your demon form and fighting style many times

When the egg first appeared, and your dad Bad started drifting apart from you, it led you to moving in with Auntie Puffy

While living with her you met Foolish and Sam, who would sometimes visit and hang out with you for a bit

#dreamsmp #dsmp #mcyt #dream smp x reader #dsmp x reader #mcyt x reader #dream x reader #georgenotfound x reader #sapnap x reader #badboyhalo x reader #quackity x reader #karl jacobs x reader #wilbur soot x reader #technoblade x reader #nihachu x reader #punz x reader #foolish x reader #awesamdude x reader #beescenarios

[smolsammichowo]

Theories I got on Q!Philzas current story/situation

1. He's still in that Birdhouse

A lot of people are worried saying "Oh he's gonna die from starvation or something" Well he first of all brought a little snack but also a STACK OF GOLDEN APPLES. Apples, especially 64 can last a very long time but given those are basically magical apples, given its been a week he's fine so far, but also if he runs out and has to get desprate, theres a shit ton of birds in there. If he really REALLY has to, theres those birds to eat in there as well (yea its messed up but survival in desprate situation can lead people do to messed up shit ) Hell he could even eat the paper of those books or whatever. Mentally will he be fine? He's already not so hell no, but he'll be fine food wise. Sanity is gonna be horrible of course. Besides people have been gone far longer than he currently has been , its only been a week so who knows how long he'll be gone for in the QSMP ;)

2. He went the route the eggs went that Forever said , Which is...

He escaped but ran away but at the same time is still looking for the eggs in his own way

So in the recent BBH stream, BBH did in fact use a codebreaker on Phil's chest, it revealed HIS BACKPACK WAS MISSING FROM THE LOCKED CHEST. Meaning

A. Federation took it and is going to use it for an Event or just has it for shits and giggles

B. PHIL ESCAPED , WENT BACK AND GRABBED IT BUT RAN OFF

Though you'd think he would leave a message, however at the same time given the federation does in fact has access to his base, they would know as well that he is gone from the birdhouse and would look for him. Meaning he could have secretly escaped , went back to his wall base, grabbed his bag and ran off because he realizes that Cucurucho is what the eggs more than likely ran from if they had ran and he is going far away looking for them . Besides, if I remember correctly , though I had not watched a lot of DSMP except for a few clips and summarys on what the lore was after it was almost over just to understand what it all was ( funny enough I really got invested the only time on DSMP of the Slimecicle and Quackity story ... and now look at whos smp Im really invested in lmao ) , Philza did Isolate himself far away from others in that server as well other than from technoblade.

3. He was moved from that Birdhouse and is being given the Baghara treatment (oh good lord anything but dadza :C )

For people unaware of what I am talking about , to put it shortly,

The federation themselves after breaking him down more mentally took him out of that birdhouse, put him into another place, and are currently experimenting on him and fucking him up even more .

Anyway these are all just theories I have on what could happen though these are just what I think, however other than the very first one I'm pretty sure these are all wrong.

Either way Im pretty excited to see what Phil and the qsmp has for us in store for the lore ( remembering his little "just you wait mate ;3 " when he was looking for sniffer eggs the other day responding to someones dono calling him the angst queen lmfao wHAT DO YOU HAVE PLANNED IM EXCITED ) Ive already loved the lore not just from Phil but from everyone on the server .

What do y'all think or what are some theorys y'all got?

#qsmp theories #qsmp #qsmp theory #qphilza #philza

[pommunist]

In relation to the "Quackity was losing money from the qsmp!!!" point that people bring up in defence of him, like... tbh in my opinion quackity probably could have made quite a bit of money in subs and donos if he ever actually... streamed on his server.....

Via twitchtracker from march 2023 to march 2024 (this is the timeline i use for all numbers/averages in this unless otherwise stated, also i use 1 year for emphasis sometimes even when meaning 13 months, start of march last year to end of march this year) The highest amount of subs quackity (on his main channel, quackitytoo's subs stats arent available) has received within a month (ie. subcount at end of month) is 2.7k in august 2023, with quite a few months dipping below 1k, and the lowest being just over 500 in july 2023 (Though he also only streamed once in the entire month, so this is understandable), coming to an average of 1.6k subs/month. While his average viewer count across those 13 months was about 35.1K, with a high of just under 65k average in august 2023, and a low of 22k average in january. (This is across all categories of game/just chatting)

Only 48 of quackity's main channel streams (67 total if im not miscounting) in that time were under the category minecraft (71%), with over half of them being in the first 4 months of qsmp (really mostly the first 3 months because it started in late march). With only 13 streams in the category in the latter half of 2023, and 8 in 2024.

To compare, ill use badboyhalo as an example: (Im using him because the vast majority of his streams were qsmp until recently, and i didnt want someone to try and say "but they stream other things!" to discredit this (even though so does quackity), and of the other streamers who have been on the qsmp since the start either a) They "stream other stuff" (ie. not qsmp, including other minecraft like phil's hardcore) often so it "wouldnt count", b) Their subs arent tracked on twitchtracker (its opt-in), or c) They stopped playing on the server/very very rarely play on the server so i cant accurately compare the full timeline. I could have probably also used foolish but bbh came to mind first (And his sub stats weirdly stop tracking in october 2023? I assume because that's when he changed his twitch channel name?))

Bbh's highest number of subs in a month was may 2023 with 4k, with his lowest being just under 400 in march 2023 (only 4 streams that month, so again this is understandable), across march'23-march'24, he got an average of 1.8k subs/month. To compare viewers, bbh's average viewcount across those 13 months was 3.7k (nearly 10 times lower than quackity), with his lowest being 1.7k average viewers in march 2024, and highest being 6k average viewers in september 2023. (again across all categories)

(Im not counting by hand all the times he's streamed in the category minecraft, but seeing as its nearly daily its over 300)

Of course, you could use the argument "Bbh streams every day for so long!", and like... Yeah. He does. In the past 13 months bbh has streamed for 2.1k hours. Quackity has streamed 106. One hundred and six hours. Quackity has streamed on his main channel less in a year than bbh streams in one month (avg 163 hours/month if anyone's wondering). And yet their average subs/month are only about 200 apart. No wonder hes apparently too broke to pay his employees fairly.

At time of sending this ask quackity has 6.3 million followers on twitch, bbh has 2.6 million. They have a drastic difference in followers and viewcount, and yet their subcounts are still so shockingly close to eachother.

If quackity needed money to pay for server costs or to pay his employees that badly he definitely could have made more by doing his job streaming more consistently. He doesn't even need to do it as much or as often as bbh does, seeing as hes already very close to bbh in average subs/month on his main channel with his incredibly low number of streams.

And again none of this factors in quackity's streams on his second channel, where he streams more often and for longer, because twitchtracker doesnt track that channel's subcount (again, it's opt-in) so i cant factor that in to how much he hypothetically makes. But as for the other stats on quackitytoo: 35.7k avg viewers, 168 total hours streamed (13 hrs/month), 65 streams in the category minecraft (march 23rd-now, though i might be off by a couple, my brain is fried for numbers at this point), and 4.6 million followers. Based on this, he most likely has a similar or higher amount of subs than his main channel on that one.

And this entire thing doesn't factor in donations at all seeing as that is a 3rd party thing and not something twitchtracker tracks.

Sidenote about the "in the category minecraft" thing: twitchtracker will include a stream in the category stats even if you forgot to change categories before starting stream playing/doing something else. So there are some "minecraft" streams where the time spent in the category is under 15 minutes, or if a stream crashes and restarts it will count as a separate stream. I still tried to count these to give the most benefit of the doubt

(In case anyone is curious about the foolish stats: (again across all categories, seeing as he does play quite a bit of valorant), viewers avg 6.7k/month, total hours streamed 2.4k, avg 190 hrs/month, subs avg (march-october 2023 because of the lack of tracking afterwards) 6.7k/month, ~250 streams in the category minecraft, and 2.1mil followers. Also, before anyone complains about only using english streamers to compare, the only spanish speaking streamer whos been on qsmp from the start and still logged on consistently through the entire year is roier, and his subs also arent tracked. And none of the other languages were there from the very start.)

Sorry about how long this ask got (i bolded the numbers to make skimming easier for anyone who's not reading all that). I just got so curious about people defending Q by saying how the server running costs meant paying his employees fairly was too expensive that i went to check the actual stats, and i was kinda shocked by how low everything but viewcount was. Of course, I never believed quackity was a "millionare" by any standard, but im also not a viewer of his so i didn't know how much/how often (how little/how rarely*) he actually streamed.

And as a final thing, I have no idea how truly accurate twitchtracker's subcount numbers are (and the wording is a bit confusing on the graphs, which is what i interpreted as "# subs at end of month/subs gained within month" seeing as subs last 30 days (i think?)), as I'm not a streamer and I don't personally subscribe to any streamers. I just know that streamers themselves see it as accurate enough for the "highest current/all-time subcount" records. So i guess that's to say disclaimer: this is all just estimates.

WHAT THE HELL ANON ? Ever thought of having a career in financial/statistical analysis because if not maybe you should consider.

I’ll admit that I don’t know anything about how exactly twitch revenue works so I can’t really make comments on what you just said, but I’ll leave it here for anyone who may be interested in the numbers side of things and this seems like quite the thorough investigation.

I just wanna add that, depending of the societal form of the company, Individual fund may be separated from company funds. Aka Quackity’s money ≠ Qstudios money.

#quack crit #just to be sure

[comradeboyhalo]

I'd think people would see q!Bad’s current mind break and immediately gravitate towards the guy, like that's what got me into egg lore: Bad’s insanity 😂 I was kept there by his complexity. Like, I love a good deranged character who is just not having a good time; it's weird to assume his breakdown is him just "acting as his true self" Once again... BBH-ers, never gonna win!

yep, if c!bad was too complex for people to fully grasp, then q!bad is even worse. the issue is that his "base level" morality is already grey, but then people will see his current "darker shades" and think that was the palette it's always been. but that's not the case. you have to try harder than that.

q!bad has always been down to torture people(foolish is an exception), but he'd only do it if they did something drastically bad (like kidnap his kid) and even so, he would only act if he was encouraged to. that's what makes bad so endearing: he's got violent tendencies, but he's always checking in to see if these tendencies are acceptable by those around him. and when they're not, he's disappointed, but tries to match how mortals think. so him kidnapping ron, a worker whos not directly involved, by himself is enough proof that he's clearly reached a new low.

also the q!bad who originally captured ron and the q!bad who's unhealthily attached to ron are him at two different mental states! so they must be analyzed accordingly! he's deteriorated a lot in the past few weeks, with no sleep and no leads, and of course he's going to act even more desperately.

NOT TO MENTION we still don't know q!bad's overarching plan for all this. we know it must have something to do with the eggs and finding out the puppet, but we don't know the details behind his motives. he's such an incredibly deep character, and there's so much about him we just don't know yet. yes, his current actions and breakdown do shed light on who he is as a person. but no, that doesn't mean this is his "true self".

#ask

[bigboobyhalo]

remember when egg-puffy seemingly killed c!BBH at the end of the egg finale and then BBH said “I mean technically you never actually see my character die… :3” and it’s like oh okay that’s so much worse. why would the egg hit him like that but not kill him. what reason would it have to keep him alive.

[cmyknoise]

maybe it’s copium but i still hope cfiances gets a good ending, or at least for c!sapnap  all three of them have gone through a ton but sapnap is time and time again put in the middle and he keeps getting the short end of the stick in literally every situation. 

back a way long time ago he wanted to help & support l’manburg but couldn’t because 1) he was american and 2) dream & george wanted him on their side as a team.

during pogtopia, he watched as his best friend (dream) covered for tommy and even helped tommy to burn down the original eiffel tower build, which was for his and karl’s wedding/honeymoon. 

during new l’manburg he’d not only heard his best friend say he doesn’t care about anyone, including him, and when confronted couldn’t be given a straight answer, he was asked to, in the case of tommy not being exiled, to help trap everyone inside new l’manburg which would’ve included his two fiances. 

he watched as his best friend (dream) yelled at his other best friend (george) and revoked his kingship he’d been given. he also saw dream nearly kill quackity, his fiancé, because all of them wanted to follow in the footsteps of l’manburg with el rapids and dream gave them shit for it. 

he may have been involved in the pet wars, but after the constant shit he’d been given by dream, and some heartfelt talks with tommy he decided to side with him on doomsday and fight dream, techno, and phil. he nearly killed techno after techno started attacking quackity. 

after he’d decided to go with george and karl to create a kingdom where they could be safe, and where quackity would also be safe. but karl forgot to invite quackity. meanwhile quackity did the same thing with las nevadas. 

cut to the final disc confrontation, where he was already seemingly suspicious of what the hell happened in exile, but he walked in on his ex-best friend almost killing two kids of whom, in his eye, didn’t do anything wrong or near deserving. he jumped in front of them and stood between them. he had to escort him to the prison. 

he eventually visits dream in prison, dream refuses to talk to him other than to convince him to send a taunting message to ranboo. and to write in a book about how he’s going to break out. despite all the awful things dream has done, sapnap says he still loves him like a friend/brother but it’s because of that love that he can’t stand to see dream continue to hurt people how he is, so he promises that if dream ever breaks out he’ll kill him himself.

all the while the start of the whole eggpire thing happens. he has his dad (bbh) want to kill or corrupt him as well as he hears word from karl from how bbh almost did so to both quackity and him. they have a small bicker back and forth and he doesnt really talk to his father until he’s invited to the red banquet, he doesn’t show up (and we see from the red banquet that, if the eggheads had not been interrupted, bbh would’ve probably had his own son killed while under the influence of the egg). 

while ALL of this is happening his fiancé karl is slowly losing more and more memories and it’s getting really bad. he doesn’t know if it’s living around the mushrooms or some other cause but he doesn’t know what to do. george who is also living with them is asleep most of the time and it concerns him. it makes both of them extremely defenseless at times. he makes it his vow then that he has to protect kinoko and his friends, even if it means he will die trying.

he hasn’t heard from quackity in months at this point and he eventually goes to talk with him, wanting desperately to have him back in his life because he isn’t sure what happened. he finds out there was a huge misunderstanding and tries to set it right only for quackity and karl to get into a massive fight. karl doesn’t remember quackity being his fiance at all and hates him with all he has, and quackity goes on about how all he wanted was to do something good for them. sapnap is caught in the middle where he can’t believe karl and he feels bad for quackity, but he can’t chose a side so he just stands there, and tries to talk to both of them. he’d be accepted in las nevadas so long as karl isnt there, and karl no longer wants to see quackity, and he doesn’t know what to do. 

this i think has been retconned but if you want to count it he then gets the responsibility of the death book where he finds out he could potentially end the suffering of people and kill dream (if he manages to steal the revive book first), but it would cost his own life, all his lives. and at the time he was extremely willing to do this. 

and NOW his best friend has broken out of prison and got away and he’s actively trying to hunt him down so he doesn’t hurt people, but he finds out he failed anyway because IMMEDIATELY after breaking out he chases down and tries to hunt tommy, and traps his house. he’s one of the only people to believe tommy and agrees to protect him. 

c!sapnap has gone through SO much shit with so, so very little wins. and he’s stick in a limbo in between zone of his romantic relationship where he is probably going to be forced to pick a side. not to mention it’s looking like he’ll have to, or he’ll have to deal with his best childhood friend/brother dying and his whole situation with his father doesn’t even seem to be resolved. 

c!sapnap needs a vacation and a break and a nap and on everything i hope he gets a good ending.

#dream smp #dsmp #sapnap #c!sapnap #analysis #lemon's stuff

[appl3-juice-box]

So Long, To A Finally Finished Symphony

I just want to talk about the recent c!Wilbur lore and how it's effecting me emotionally. The DSMP and it's members saved my life more than I can remember. I'm not ready for it to end. I will never forget the things that these members have done to help me without them even knowing.

Thank yous. Thank you to:

Ranboo, for helping me through stressful times and keeping me from popping too many p!lls

Tubbo, for making me laugh at my lowest, making me happy when sad

Tommy, helping me feel like I had other people like me, helping me feel found

Philza, for being my father figure when my parents weren't the best (this goes for Mumza too)

Wilbur, for helping me feel emotional when I was derealizating/depressed

Fundy, for just making me happy and helping me feel less ashamed about my insomnia

Niki, for helping me fix my mindset and finally realizing that I can do whatever I want

Puffy, for helping me realize that I have a voice and that I can stand for what I want

BBH, for showing me that anger isn't always the answer and that kindness can change hearts

Sapnap, for making me feel included even though I was just laying in my bed crying

Karl, for showing me that I don't need to be rude or mean and that I'm free to be me

Big Q, for explaining to me that I don't need to fit into societies fucked up standards

Slimecicle, for helping me feel better about my learning disabilities and just making me smile about random shit when I was really in a dark place

Purpled, for showing methat even if I don't make a big noise in the crowd, the right people will hear it

Finaly, I'd like to leave my thanks to TechnoBlade. His monotone voice and sarcastic statements always made me feel better about my speech patterns/impediments. For just brightening up the night sky when it was the darkest. For helping me realize that there's more to life than what meets the eye. That I can overcome my illnesses and disabilities and if I dont, make life a hell of a ride that I can enjoy with the people I love.

#technoblade #ranboo #tubbo #tommyinnit #captain puffy #niki nihachu #sapnap #karl jacobs #quackity #slimecicle #philza #mumza #wilbur soot #fundy #mcyt #dsmp #A thank you to all the DSMP members #<3333 #they saved my life #I owe it all to them #fuck cancer

[tfemdwt]

i think about c!dreams childhood a lot.

i think my current idea is that he's half human and psychologically pretty much fully human. he doesn't look human on the outside, but inside he definitely is.

he was raised in a household of demons, and treated like one. and it was rough on him because humans and demons have very different needs.

so he was taught to be mean and untrusting towards outsiders.

eventually he was more or less kicked out because he wasn't demon enough and spent a few months alone hopping servers.

eventually he comes across an adult demon (bbh) who is really concerned about why this whole ass child is wandering his server alone and stealing food.

so bad talks to him, gives him some food, introduces him to sapnap and tells him he's welcome to stay with them. he doesn't ask questions, doesn't ask about dreams parents.

(bad knows what it's like to grow up as a demon and he's already adopted one kid, why not add another)

sapnap is dreams first real friend and its really confusing for him because he's had it drilled into his head that he can't trust anyone ever and the whole world has it out for him.

fast forward a few years and he's made a bunch of friends and he's happy and has his own space with them until eventually someone shows up unannounced.

dream is happy to make friends, he loves friends. but this person is not friendly towards him and it starts to set off an alarm bell in dreams head.

blah blah blah disc war by the end of everything dreams mindset has gone back to when he was a scared kid and he constantly feels like he can't trust anyone, the things his parents told him as a kid are running his thought process, his thinking is entirely black and white

#i hope this is coherent #idk #i dont see anyone talking about how cdream Probably has some kind of childhood trauma going on #this is also loosely an analysis of how a lot of my childhood influenced how I react to certain things #cdream