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#i have summoned the zhongli simps
wifi-crusader · 2 years
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*kicks down a door* Ok so I started watching "Welcome to Demon School Iruma-kun" and my unga bunga banana brain went "crossover with sagau cult fic". Now we're here
Welcome to Demon School! Creator!
Alright, here's the drill. You were a big fan of Genshin and loved every character in the game. One night during a thunderstorm you were playing Genshin and bam! Lightning hit your home and now suddenly you're being dragged by a bald guy with horns speaking in enchantment table.
"W-wha-?" You yelled out in shocked as the demon snapped his fingers and started to sound like English. The man, now known to you as Sullivan or grandpa cuase he basically adopted you as his grandchild. You agree because let's just say you're parents ain't the best.
Moving on, you gotten acquainted with Iruma, the blackhole stomach, who I guess is now your brother or something. I don't know, I'm just the narrator. You've also found out that Hell also has videogames and you continued your passion with Genshin.
But oh boy, that lightning storm was rather inconvenient. Why? Well you see, there's some sort of barrier between you and them but the lightning storm weakened it. Now all a certain scientist in Dragonspine, Albedo is finding a way to breach into "your" realm.
But you don't half to worry about that for now because you're getting enrolled to Demon School. There you were now about to fight Mr. Alice Asmodeus because Iruma chanted a forbidden spell at the opening. You being a good sibling wanted to be fair and challenged Iruma to Rock, Paper, Scissors and Iruma can't say no, literally. Loser has to fight Alice and you can already guess who lost.
Now outside you put your dukes up and as Asmodeus charges, you threw a punch and Alice gotten launched by a strong gust of wind (ehe~). You, being freaked out, went with it and somehow summon a cartoonishly large Geo hammer and slammed it down on Alice. Don't worry, he's still alive.
Now here's the kicker, Alice became your servant after losing to you and also became your simp pogchamp. (I mean, I wouldn't mind, dude reminds me of strawberry sweet roll. He literally looks like a snack).
You also meet Clara, a green haired female demon that you thought was on drugs and high amounts of caffine. You ended up getting roped into playing house.
Now let's check in on the wonderful, totally-sane world of Teyvat: Sagau edition! Albedo construct a portal like device as every playable character (or "blessed vessels" as they're called) were standing on a podium infront a rather large crowd at Dragonspine. The reason is that today is the "Heavenly Ascension" where the blessed vessels will travel to their creator's world to possibly bring them back home. Now the vessels walk up Dragonspine after a speech as Albedo activated the portal.
Now cut back to you sleeping peacefully as the TV in your room began to start. The screen was static as silhouettes with white holes for eyes grew larger as a gloved hand broke through the screen as the Genshin characters crawled out of it. You woke up to the multiple sounds of footsteps and screamed out loud as Sullivan, Iruma, and the neko butler I haven't mentioned before rushed in and saw the intruders.
After a while of talking (and pain), you found out that you're apparently their God.
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"And that's why I have a hoard of people behind me" You finished talking to your friend group of Asmodeus, Clara, and Iruma.
"I knew you were powerful master, but I didn't know you were a god!" Asmodeus said as he started bowing at you.
"Your excellence, may I inquire about who this is?" Lizard daddy Zhongli (Me: *pukes in a bucket*) asked you.
"Ah, he's a friend of mine. Alice Asmodeus, this is Zhongli. Zhongli, this is Alice Asmodeus" You responded back to Zhongli.
"What's a friend?" Asmodeus asked as he look up at you.
"Well uh-" You were about to respond-
BUT YOU JUST GOT "TO BE CONTINUED"!
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seelestia · 2 years
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talent: impersonating my husband yes lia i am maDLY IN LOVE with this man ofc i would study everything about him and yes listening to his voicelines for at least twice a week is categorized as 'character study' ok- i am looking forward to the day where you start talking all noble-like and with hidden meanings /j
ofc i will love you either way sweetie *pat pat* your chaotic nature is what makes you lovable. zhongli might not share the same opinion but he gotta live with it i mean he married into the family so yknow he did it to himself lmao- 
"i think your friends are six feet under tho" I'M CRYING OF LAUGHTER LSKJLFJDLKSFKDJLFJLDKSDKLJFS
odelia hu tau + venti kin confirmed? 🤔
that mini capitalism jab lmao- the potential of angst is big for that love triangle scenario jhsdhfjhsd
ex!fatui!ayato will be your nightmare. he'll haunt you as long as he still has yet to move on ;;;;
divide and conquer, truly a wise strategy. i haven't touched the side quests yet. one day. perhaps after my vacation lol oh yes i will probably be MIA till 4 oct so don't get worried if i don't reply till then!! :3
YES thank you!! i mean as long as i can survive solo-ing raiden with my shieldbot zhongli i am already content lol my brother loves building characters and he has the time to farm + optimize his builds so yeahhh (plus zhongli is one of his most favorites, so he put a lot of effort to build him lmao)
i have not caught up on enkanomiya lore ;w; but i saw lin's latest arts and lsdjflsjdfk HE IS ADORABLE PLS I AM ADOPTING HIM HE IS NOW MY CHILD /J
he is soooo good aaaa i should have joined a few months earlier so i could have pulled for him ;;; hyv pls we need a rerun pls pls pls pls-
if scara and al haitham are put in the same banner then perhaps i need to summon my elemental burst:
the sacred credit card
/hj
yeah, ngl childe is... i mean... he's cute. wouldn't mind having him in my team, yknow :D
i heard someone said before that they might give us a free dori so i'm crossing my fingers lol
also huggggsss
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rin jie, there you are! your writing blog just got shadowbanned, didn't it?? no wonder i haven't seen you around in my notifs 😭 i was just about to drop by your inbox out of concern <//3
BUT most importantly, tumblr. what beef do you have with rin jie, huh??? 🤨🤺 at least, tell her a reason why 😭 i'm so sorry this is happening to you again, rin jie, especially for the third time... aaaa, you do not deserve this at all <3 are you gonna try emailing them again?? i sincerely hope there won't be too much traffic this time, i'm hoping for the best 😭
listening to characters' voicelines as a character study and a reason to simp is SOOO TRUE. i feel especially exposed after replaying the events just to play trial ayato and then opening youtube to hear his voicelines... and also how often he goes 'hehe' or chuckles in convos, uuuuu.
ayato wanters will be ayato havers! and it looks like you've got a lot on your list, good luck~ i pray you do not have to resort to your elemental burst because what if there's not enough money to put food in the fridge that month (/j) 👀 atp, for genshin players, the best thing someone can wish us is "i hope you win your 50/50" 🤝 also, ngl, i kinda agree with you on warming up to ajax because why is he kinda adorable in a way 😭
NO, FR. zhongli's shield is too good like i literally just fought azhdaha yesterday and my team came out unscathed and in full HP from that fight 😭 back when i didn't have grandpa, i had to tank with kokomi's heals to let my team survive <//3 i love kokomi tho, she's super pretty and her heals are a lifesaver!
hehe, well, i hope that i radiate venti and hu tao vibes??? 🤧 they have a connection with their light-heartedness and sense of humor, but they also have a serious/mature side to them when needed be — and i resonate with that! but wbu, rin jie?? do you have any characters that share your energy??? 👀
and i am giving you his adoption papers, this man is vv soft-shaped <3 AND OH, about enkanomiya's lore !! his profile is already finished and when i read back on it, i don't think it contains lore that spoils anything elaborate about enkanomiya itself — since lin's lore actually leans more towards the events of the cataclysm which i know you're familiar with, so i think you'll be safe reading his profile! >:)
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ponyam · 3 years
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Heyyyyyy! I can’t express how much I love your writing honestly and I really want to request something if your still taking them. Could you do a Zhongli x reader? Zhongli takes reader on a date to propose to them and could you include the wedding too if that’s too much to ask? I would really appreciate it :)❤️❤️
thank you so much! and sorry this took so long omg
devout
zhongli x reader [gender neutral]
synopsis: zhongli takes you on a proposal-date and sweeps you of ur mfkn feet <3
cw: slightly suggestive towards the end, mentions of a [food] coma, i'm a sap
The light of the morning sun shone brightly, yet the air was brisk as it nipped at your cheeks. The crisp smell of sea air wafted in from the docks, while the rhythmic chime of ship’s bells echoed off the walls of buildings, indicating that sailors had risen to greet the day and the unruly tide that awaited them.
Your hand was pocketed with his, keeping your grip warm and secure as you walked closely together through the awakening streets of Liyue. At the brink of dawn, your lover began persistently nudging you awake, peppering your face in sweet kisses while promising you with an even sweeter meal as a form of bargain. How lucky he was that it appeared to have worked.
Mornings like this weren’t totally uncommon with Zhongli, however this seemingly newfound fervor for planning a whole day trip like this was a little out of the ordinary. When you asked him what the occasion was— out of slight concern that you might’ve forgotten it— he denied that there ever was one; he simply wanted to express his “love and adoration through a little quality time together.”
Before you could press any further, something had caught your lover’s attention, as you were suddenly being ushered in another direction. He escorted you to sit at one of the tables at the Wanmin Restaurant and, once you were settled, excused himself to order food, planting a quick peck to your cheek in the process. Looking around you noticed that the area wasn’t too crowded at this time of day; there was a certain peacefulness that had settled over the atmosphere that contrasted heavily with the normally bustling streets of the harbor. Perhaps that was what he intended by waking you up so damn early.
Breakfast was delicious, as promised. It also served to ease some of the bitterness you felt towards being jostled awake at the crack of dawn. Zhongli didn’t hold back, either. Anything and everything that you might like was placed on the table in front of you, and you weren’t sure how he was able to afford it, nor if you’d manage to finish it all without going into a coma.
On top of all that, your lover seemed to have brought his own food from home, though it was neatly wrapped and sat underneath the small table. Again, when you asked him about it— not having ever recalled him making it— his reply was as vague as ever; “oh it’s just a little something for later.”
After boxing all the leftovers from the meal that Chef Mao so kindly put together despite the large request, Zhongli offered to take you to visit Dihua Marsh to show you a few of his favorite sights, and maybe even enlighten you with some of the history as well.
There was something so enchanting about the way he spoke; his deep, honeyed voice coating over his words as he recounted tales of his many years of living. He exuded the calm and sophisticated aura of a scholar, which he practically was whether or not he chose to admit it, yet his occasional naivety and silliness were equally charming qualities of his.
You failed to realize how quickly you were drowning in his presence until he directed a question at you, which you had to embarrassingly ask him to repeat. Fortunately, Zhongli wasn’t irritated that you hadn’t been paying attention, in fact he found the dumbfounded expression you wore to be quite endearing.
“I said,” he began as he reached out, gently lifting your chin with his thumb and forefinger while tucking a few stray hairs and a glaze lily that he must’ve picked earlier, gently behind your ear.
He then leaned in, arms snaking around and pulling you towards him by the waist as his breath danced along the side of your neck, lips ghosting over your skin.
“...would you allow me to take you to see a few ruins with me? There is still so much that I wish to show you…”
A sudden tingle shot down your spine as Zhongli’s lips moved to decorate your neck in soft, delicate kisses that seemed to leave a burning imprint in their wake, leaving you slightly flushed. It was truly astonishing how easily he could leave you breathless, even with such little strenuous activity. His affectionate demeanor was slightly peculiar, too, but you were hardly in the position to complain about it.
“Then show me,” you replied, managing to tame the swarm of butterflies that had almost completely consumed you.
Letting out a deep chuckle, Zhongli withdrew his kisses while his hand moved to cup your cheek. He hummed in satisfaction, admiring you with his glowing amber gaze for a moment before speaking.
“Gladly.”
That afternoon was spent with Zhongli as your tour guide as you traversed the various decaying stone structures throughout the Guili Plains, Luhua Pool, and finally, Jueyun Karst, where Zhongli recalled some of his early memories of the adepti with a fond smile adorning his face. You quickly discovered him to be quite the archaeological expert, not that you ever doubted it of course, but he seemed to have quite the knack for uncovering intricate little mechanisms that had been hidden away and preserved in stone over the course of the last few millennia.
He was also very adamant about showing you many of Liyue’s great sights, and was not afraid to express this by taking you to every available vantage point, regardless of how far or out-of-reach it seemed. Even if you claimed to be exhausted, Zhongli would simply carry you the rest of the way because you were going to see this view. And what a view it was. From up high it was easy to take in almost the entirety of Liyue in all of its golden splendor, which was the original intention in bringing you here. This was something that he spent years constructing and cultivating, something he took great pride in and fought hard to protect. It was his world, and you were his crowned jewel.
As the sun was beginning to set, Zhongli escorted you back to the harbor before excusing himself to quickly go and “check something,” sending you off once again with a sweet kiss, and asking you to meet him at the peak of Mt. Tianheng in about twenty or so minutes. You smiled to yourself as you waved goodbye, curious as to what he had in mind and slightly amused by his frantic behavior. You thought back to your earlier denied inquiries regarding what was so special about today.
Perhaps now you would get some answers.
When you arrived at the rendezvous point, well, least to say you were taken aback. Laid out before you was a spread of a variety of your favorite foods, including desserts and a tea set, accompanied by an array of flickering candles that illuminated the small picnic blanket as well as the single glaze lily that grew nearby. Just past it stood the man that you had fallen in love with, his back turned as he watched the sun sink beneath the clouds.
“What’s all this?”
Immediately you caught his attention.
“Ah, there you are, my dear,” he said, turning slightly to face you. “Come here. I have something I’ve been meaning to show you.”
He extended his hand out towards you, a gesture for you to stand beside him. You approached him hesitantly in an attempt to not disturb the lovely display he had assembled for you, while letting his arm gently drape itself across your shoulders.
Your breath caught in your throat. By the Archons, the view was stunning. Sure, you had been sight-seeing all day and this could hardly be any different from the last dozen places you trekked to watch the skyline, but there was something about the way in which the glowing aura of the evening sky reflected off of Liyue and the twinkling sea of its harbor that left you in completely awestruck.
Had you not been quite as transfixed as you were in that moment, perhaps you would’ve caught sight of the distant, far-away look in your lover's eyes. Maybe you would have noticed the way he was fidgeting slightly, or the way his eyes were no longer trained on the view, but on something far more radiant.
“It’s beautiful,” you said, snapping him out of his trance.
Zhongli smiled, enjoying watching the awe and wonder twinkle in your irises.
“Indeed it is.”
You felt his arm lift away from your shoulders.
“But I think I have found something far more precious.”
You felt his hand slip into yours.
“Oh really? And what’s tha—”
When you turned, Zhongli, Rex Lapis, the former Geo Archon, was kneeling before you, regarding you with such an adoring gaze as if you were the deity to be revered, answering your question without needing to utter a single syllable: ‘You’
“(Y/N),” he began, giving your hands a light squeeze. “There is much I’ve been meaning to say to you, but I fear that I have such little time,” he sighed. “When I first gave up my gnosis, I found myself wandering aimlessly, unsure of my place in this world now that I was no longer Rex Lapis. I am now just a mortal man, with no duty to my people. It was a… foreign concept to me, at first. I wasn’t sure how to lead a carefree life, with a clear and resolute heart, until I met you.
“I never anticipated to meet someone quite like yourself, nor did I intend to fall in love as deeply as I have, but I hold no regrets. You have shown me true happiness, and for that I must thank you.”
Zhongli pressed a kiss to your knuckles as you felt your eyes begin to well up with tears.
“Each day spent with you is as valuable as gold to me. Our time together is boundless. I knew not my place in this world before, but I now realize that it has always been right here with you.”
He let out a shaky breath.
“(Y/N), my love, I cannot imagine a world without you in it, and I wish to form a new contract with you from here on out, so please…”
Reaching into his pocket, Zhongli produced a small, black box. Inside was a beautiful jade ring, crested and adorned with gold.
“...will you marry me?”
It was a warm summer’s night, and the moon rose full, its light ricocheting off of crystalline streams of water as they cascaded down the high cliffs which surrounded you. The air was humid, but somehow the combination of mist and the gentle night’s breeze made each inhale feel more rejuvenating than the last.
Fireflies were out tonight. They were dancing about you and your fiancé as you stood together side by side adorned in matching hanfu, rapidly beating hearts synchronizing to the same rhythm. It was a relatively quiet ceremony. There weren’t too many guests, and the venue was fairly secluded, making the process feel much more intimate.
After lighting the altar candles and paying respects, a tea ceremony was held, followed by the exchanging of vows. A few adepti were present, as well as some close friends and family members. Seldom did you release each other’s hand, regardless of what you were doing or who was looking. It provided a sense of security for the both of you, a silent reminder to one another that ‘yes, I’m still here, and yes, this is real.’
Although Zhongli is known for being a very composed gentleman, he still found it difficult to restrain himself from sweeping you off your feet and twirling you around while kissing you all over; he was overjoyed, though he was not the easiest person to read.
Instead of performing such an extravagant display of affection, Zhongli opted for a single, chaste kiss once you completed in saying your vows. It was extremely tempting to turn that one kiss into many, much more passionate kisses, but Zhongli was still quite aware of his audience, giving him reason to hold back.
After the wedding reception was held and you had just sent off the very last guest, your husband pulled you aside, albeit a little harsher than intended. You let out a small yelp as you collided with him, surprised by his sudden brazenness.
“You look divine,” he spoke softly, admiring you as you were bathed in moonlight.
A hand then moved to brush some of the hair away from your face, while his other remained gently clasped with yours. Soft lips moved to caress your forehead, and then your temples.
“I have been waiting for this moment for a long time,” he continued.
His lips then moved to your cheek, then jaw, lingering there for a moment while his hand cradled your face.
“Longer than you can imagine,” his voice was deep, sultry, and right in your ear.
He moved to repeat the same process on the other side of your face.
“So forgive me if I’m a little selfish tonight.”
He kissed the tip of your nose before moving his lips to hover over yours, warm breath mingling with your own.
“I must make up for the lost time, after all.”
Zhongli sealed his promise with a kiss that was deep and devouring, conveying all the emotions he had ever felt for you as well as one last, simple message:
'I am utterly and wholly devoted to you.'
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explicitred · 2 years
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Can I request a streamer genshin impact au where everyone is a streamer but male y/n is a new realeased character, so what would there reaction be to the 1st and powerful harbinger (and his foul legacy form)?
Genshin Impact Streamer AU - (Male Reader)
It seemed the roles were reversed. Our dear players have turned into a newly released character, and the characters have turned into streamers. 
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When these characters saw your trailer, they were hyped. Not only were you a powerful harbinger, but you were also the 1st harbinger! (and hawt too lmao) They did tons of streams talking and trying to figure you out before you officially got released. Leaks can spread around easily, which got to them. Many Y/N fans went to their streams because they mainly talked about you. And when your foul legacy form was announced? ohohoho. Let’s just say that they were announced as the biggest simps ever. (body pillow of you? maybe.) Albedo, Childe (award for buying the most figurines of you), Gorou, Ayato, Kazuha, Zhongli
(Albedo has fanart of you in his room that he drew during stream lol) (Childe definitely traumatized his brother by saying that a 3d harbinger anime guy should be his husband or smth.)
Have you ever seen a Genshin video/stream do rituals for summoning their favorite characters? Ahem. These characters have bought candles, your favorite food, and written your name a hundred times so that they could have a better success rate of getting you. Candles in a circle, your name on paper scattered around, and your favorite food in the middle. Everyone chanted your name on the stream as per requested by them for the monthly ritual. Kinda sounds like a cult now. (And yes, they sacrificed characters in the game lol) Ah, but of course the foul legacy part. These characters have done these rituals before even knowing what you looked like. However, when they saw you and who you were, these rituals were done daily. (Even if you weren’t on the banner and they have you already at C6) Fischl, Childe, Itto
When these characters saw you, they already thought you were hot. If you were real, they would date you. Marriage would be preferable though. However, when your foul legacy form came on the screen, they blushed so hard. Everyone: Xiao, Childe, Zhongli, Diluc, Kaeya (probably smirked and flirted), Ayato, Kazuha, etc.
Everywhere you see in their house, are pictures and fanart of you. So proud of it that they show their house to their stream daily. Especially in their bedroom, there are pictures of you in your foul legacy form. Way too many. Would pretend you are real in their pictures and talk to you. In their living room, they have a big picture of you and the other harbingers. They like to call themselves a Y/N enthusiast. (would daydream about you in public) Itto, Kujou Sara (Except she would be more secretive about it and have a stash of Y/N related things), Keqing (Same as Sara), Fischl
This person is very nice. They play playlists from YouTube on their stream while playing your character. They can’t and won’t fight you for materials like Childe’s boss fights which gives them materials. They refuse to because they feel it’ll hurt you in-game :(. Even if you’re hot in your foul legacy form, no. Though they must admit, everyone freaked out including them about your foul legacy form. They almost fell out of their chair from the shock of how good-looking you were. Bennett (becoming lucky from not falling from the chair?), Fischl (would probably cosplay you), Sucrose
-Kazuha would write romantic poetry about you.
idk if you wanted it to be like this but i tried lmao (you said “everyone” so if i were to write each individual reaction it would take too long)
Childe when he saw your foul legacy form:
“OHHHHH NOOOOO HE’S HOT”
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coco-goat-milk · 3 years
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hi!! can you do a kanao!reader (demon slayer) x Childe, Kazuha, and Zhongli (separately), I’d prefer the reader to use a coin and then stop using it after getting into a relationship, emotionless kinda but then starting to warm up, !!IF ITS OK WITH YOU!! and also have the same backstory as her, of course, you don’t have to do the last part since it’s really dark- you don’t have to do this request tho! :D
Kanao! reader x Childe, Kazuha, Zhongli
Pronounce: she/him/they,, pronounce isn't mentioned! so I won't mention it either!
Warning: slight spoilers for Kanao’s past (and Kazuha and Zhongli), violence and cursing (it's just a little bit nothing very bad or anything! and if i forgot anything please remind me!)
A/n: Moshi moshi~ dear, ofc i'll do your request! And if you check out my rules page you will see all the characters i write for and if i write for those characters that means that i also write for the characters their past! I hope this is okay and what you wanted! If it's not just tell me and I will try again hun!
Childe
First time meeting:
He was very curious about you when he first saw you.
When he approached you, you just kept smiling, while tried to start a conversation with you.
Keyword: tried
You just kept staring intently at him with a smile, ngl he got kind of scared.
But the moment you pulled out a coin and flipped it into the air, he was so confused, huhh???
When the coin landed on your palm and you smiled at him, he waited patiently for you to answer him.
But what you did next is something he really didn't expect.
“Sayonara” You smiled at him and ran away leaving Childe in a confused daze.
After that he would keep searching for you, and try to make conversation.
When you two get together:
You would slowly try to have a conversation without the use of your coin. (but Childe luckily didn't try to push you)
“Childe…”
“Yes love!”
“Do..you..like rocks?”
“???”
He will be very patient with you, and even though he still teases you and flirts with you, he knows when to stop.
If you decide to tell him about your past and about your dead sister who decided to take care of you, he will first of all feel a lot of grief and anger. Not anger towards you but towards the people who treated you like shit.
He will let you take your time, while he teaches the people who treated you badly a..few lessons.
This bastard is very clingy while you are...not. So he likes to cling onto you like a koala bear, and you just let it be.
He flirts a lot with you but you don't respond most of the time, but when you flirt back he will be shook and flustered.
If he has seen you fighting, he will want to spar with you.
Masochist.
You usually just spend time together eating or sparring.
It's a cute relationship while he supports you all the way!
Kazuha
First time meeting:
He just wanted some peace and quiet in nature, maybe reciting some haiku.
But as he got to the clearing he saw a person calmly sitting there with butterflies flying around (her/him/them), he just stood there shocked.
As you turned your head around your eyes met, and it felt as if there was an invisible connection with each other.
After that day you often meet him at the exact same place, sometimes he tells you haiku’s or you two just sit in a comfortable silence with butterflies surrounding you two.
When you two are together in a relationship:
You both are very calm people and you don’t talk that much but his calming presence, makes you use your coin less.
“Kazuha can you...can you..”
“Take your time Y/n”
“Can you tell me a haiku about butterflies..?”
He is very happy that you try to talk without the coin, but of course he is curious why you don't talk without your coin. He won't push you for answers though.
If you tell him about your past and your dead sister, he can relate to you losing your loved one.
If you want to he will comfort you, he is actually very amazed by your mental strength and compliments you for it.
He wrote a haiku about his admiration for you.
You are really bad at comforting him but he takes great comfort in your presence.
You didn't really know what to do with physical affection, but it's okay because he eases you into it.
Usually hand holding or kisses on the cheek.
If he told you about his past and how he is a wanted criminal, you will become quite protective over him.
If he saw how you defeated your enemies, he would be amazed and proud of you.
Has several haikus about you, and he usually tells you about them before bed time.
Ughhhhh him telling you about all his love and adoration for you in the most poetic way and before bed time!?!?! SIGN ME UP 🤲
It's a very wholesome and sweet relationship, with you both being closeted simps for each other.
Zhongli
First time meeting:
You basically became Zhongli’s assistant, he found your company very comforting and nice.
He was certainly very curious about you and why you only answered with your coin.
He talked...a lot.. like a lot, you just let him talk because you had high respect for the man.
And his voice is just *chef’s kiss*
When you two get together:
In your relationship he is the one who talks the most, and you just listen with a smile on your face.
He knows you don't really make decisions without your coin, but actually it's just you who already made a decision but didn't want to embarrass yourself.
He cares a lot for you, so when you tell him about your past;
He will have order! *summons giant rock*/j
No but seriously he will comfort you with his words if needed, he will brew you some tea.
He has been through some hard stuff as well so he isn't that bad at comforting.
He knows you're not very cuddly or anything but he lets it be, so he is very surprised when you hold his arm out of nowhere.
“And so- oh…” You just wrapped your hand around his arm like you had done it so many times, his gentle smile widens even more.
“Ah okay as i was saying-!”
When he tells you that he is a god, you don't react that much. you already knew.
He is actually kind of glad and surprised that that was your only reaction.
With physical affection it's usually him holding your hands or your hand wrapped around his arm.
You are basically his mom; when he is going out and forgot his Mora for the hundredth time, you will come to the rescue with a bag of Mora.
Things like that are your way of showing you care, and of course you are not using your coin with him anymore.
When he sees you fighting he is very curious and proud, he will want to ask questions about your fighting styles over a cup of tea.
Aww such a sweet relationship, even though he is a god y'all don't care; just living in the moment!
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miokienie · 3 years
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How Genshin Impact boys are when they are jealous
Fellow Genshinians I provide ✨content✨ for you simps. 
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Xiao 
🌙 This man wouldn’t even recognize the feeling of jealousy. He would just be sitting there feeling extremely aggressive to the person that was hitting on you or being too clingy with you very uncertain onto why he is feeling like this. I mean its not that he likes you like that.....rite???? All jokes aside you better give him attention and a little bit of skin contact later too.
Lil emotionally constipated emo boi
Diluc Ragnvindr
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🔥Hot head will subtly ask the person flirting with you terribly to gtfo. Mostly because their pickup lines are absolutely horrendous. Don’t make that man tell you to get out again because he will not hesitate to make a scene. Expect alot of handholding, waist holding (if hes feeling bold) and possibly a kiss. The way his voice lowers 10 octaves deeper had your knees WEAK and the person flirting with you very intimidated. In conclusion, Diluc will smite anyone who tries to take you away. 
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Kaeya Alberich 
❄️HUGE FLIRT ALERT!! This man will have you RED. FACED if someone made him jealous. A full on show would be happening get ya popcorn. Full on kisses, full on touchy touchy, the whole package. If that person still hasn’t gave up, he will strictly get his point across with that chilling glare that he has. Not to mention his voice is eerily calm as if a storm was going to happen if his buttons was pushed. Kaeya is not afraid to voice his opinions. If he thinks that the person isn’t worthy of flirting with you, he will straight say it with malice. But when it comes down to you, he tries not to scare you too much but lets be honest its more hot then scary. 
brrr papi 😩
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Tartagalia Childe, Ajax (man pick a name) 
💧He is not the fatui harbinger for nothing. Lets be honest no one would DARE try to flirt with his darling. They won’t live to see the next sunrise if they so much BREATHE next to you. He often thinks his possessiveness and jealousy would scare you away so he really tries to not to be like that. But what he does is give a calm, make-you-wanna-run-away smile at the person before he simply tells them to “F*** off” WITH A LITTLE GIGGLE MIGHT I ADD. Its so scary yet so hot just throw me into a wall already. 
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Venti (BABY PLS COME HOME)
🌱Venti is very carefree of who you talk to and hang out with. Heck, he may unknowingly take your friend just by his adorable smile and antics. But lets be clear there is a barrier on how close a person can get to you. The more the person comes around you more than they should have?? Nope back tf up. He will throw subtle hints that he did not come to play today and he will summon the 7 winds to blow them far far away. Venti isn’t subtle with his jealousy it is very known that he is jealous and you find it absolutely adorable. You make it up to him by kissing his cheeks and letting him play a song for you later. (i miss you venti COME BACK) 
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Zhongli (peepaw) 
🍁Zhongli honestly has been alive too long to deal with the foolery. He will simply tell that person to leave having no patience. You sense Zhongli’s tension and sip your tea knowing whats about to go down. The person doesn’t get the hint as they simply ignore him and go back to flirting with you. Zhongli, now standing up, tells them to leave again with such a booming voice and intimidating presence you feel yourself shrinking in your seat a little. The person senses that he done f’ed up and quickly runs away before zhongli summons his big bodied rock upon them. Zhongli sits back down and resumes sipping his tea glancing at you. He chuckled at your flushed expression knowing that you found that so called hot. He really doesn’t understand youngsters but as long as you’re not afraid of him he doesn’t care what you find hot or not. 
THANK YOU FOR READDINGGGG <3333
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suganovakawa · 3 years
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do you happen to take requests? if so, may i- hcs abt playing and simping on genshin impact with kenma, kuroo, oikawa and bokuto-? you can lessen the cast if you want^^ thank you for the time! i love your blog 💖
GENSHIN IMPACT HERE I COME
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genshin impact frenzy!
— kenma, kuroo, oikawa, and bokuto play genshin impact with you!
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a/n — this game has taken literally so much of my time, it was only meant to be that i fulfill this request—also bokuto’s has minor spoilers to venti’s story quest! it’s pretty vague but it’s still there
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kenma kozume.
✧。 this guy can take on literally everyone with just the standard team
✧。 and he does—he sees no point in wishing for people when he’s already got a decent team given to him for free
✧。 you’ve literally fought with him so many times because he forgets that wishing is a thing and finds it strange that you are willing to spend your life savings on a single five star character
✧。 he will only wish on the standard banner, since that’s where you can get constellations for the standard team
✧。 somehow he’s collected so many constellations for kaeya and amber, it’s unreal
✧。 you’ve debated on sending a complaint to mihoyo because kenma can’t send any of his primogems to you
✧。 he’s currently AR 50 and still has the beginner’s banner untouched aside from noelle
✧。 “kenma, would it kill you to wish on a banner once? just one ten wish summon. one time.”
✧。 “but i already have my team up to level 90, why should i put in the effort to grind for anything else?”
✧。 “because the other characters look nice?”
✧。 “okay, and?”
✧。 there’s no winning against him
✧。 you ain’t ever catching him simp
✧。 you almost caught him eyeing kaeya’s new idle animation but to no avail </3
✧。 timeskip kenma streams on twitch, where even some of his viewers are completely distraught that he never wishes on the banners
✧。 on multiple occasions he’s held events where he gives you money for primogems, and just streams you wishing for the characters instead of him
✧。 he’d never admit it out loud, but his heart flutters when he sees the excited look on your face as you pull a five star character
tetsurou kuroo.
✧。 for shits and giggles he probably decided to choose lumine instead of aether
✧。 when he realized that he liked aether’s design more than hers, he just stopped using her entirely
✧。 if he hadn’t gotten all the way to AR 30 before this realization, he probably would’ve started over with a new account just to choose aether instead
✧。 he doesn’t play this game religiously, but he is far from a f2p guy
✧。 will shamelessly simp with you if he deems the character simp worthy—if not he’ll just watch you simp and then simp over his own characters
✧。 he almost lost his mind over albedo and had a heart attack when he ended up pulling a weapon instead
✧。 don’t even get me started when he laid eyes on ganyu
✧。 if you can’t get a five star character you want, he’ll purposely spend money so that he gets them before you and rub it in your face
✧。 that’s what he did for zhongli
✧。 “WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU GOT ZHONGLI?”
✧。 “i mean, he’s right here. look! isn’t he so sexy? he would be a great addition to my team. you enjoy having jean though! i’ve heard she’s a great healer.”
✧。 “tetsurou, i am going to murder you.”
✧。 “no you won’t.”
✧。 “i won’t. i just won’t help you with domains anymore.”
✧。 “okay okay wait this can be discussed—”
✧。 he hates grinding and will continuously hold if off until he physically can’t defeat any of the ascension material bosses
✧。 however, he completes ascension quests the moment he can—it’s just his luck that he has to deal with the consequences when he has to deal with mobs with his severely under leveled team
✧。 both of you raced to get to AR 40 first, and you won since you were actually smart enough to level up your characters long before he did
✧。 you two like completing domains together rather than doing it online or alone
✧。 genshin is more of a leisure pastime for kuroo, but he finds himself playing it more and more with each passing day
tooru oikawa.
✧。 surprisingly? he’s much better at genshin than what you were originally expecting
✧。 it’s probably because he has enough patience to grind for all of the materials SDJKFJKSDF
✧。 but because he prioritizes volleyball a lot more, he’s only at AR 36 while you’re on your way to AR 47
✧。 he takes it upon himself to compare himself to childe, and you just have to go with it because tooru will not take no for an answer
✧。 just to spite you he goes around saying “hey girlie” every now and then
✧。 he’ll come up behind you quietly and whisper in your ear, causing you to jump at the sound of his voice
✧。 “hey girlie, hold still.”
✧。 “TOORU COULD YOU NOT—”
✧。 “c’mon, you know you you like it.”
✧。 “maybe if you dressed up into childe’s foul legacy transformation, i would be persuaded.”
✧。 “SAY NO MORE”
✧。 simps for both mona and diluc lowk
✧。 i just know he purposely chooses the suggestive and flirty choices every chance he gets
✧。 he had a field day with ying’er (that perfume lady idk)
✧。 he hates spiral abyss with every fiber of his being and refuses to do anything more after he got xiangling
✧。 he likes flaunting his five stars to random people he plays with in domains just for the fun of it
✧。 his favorites to flaunt are childe and xiao (he was originally wanting ganyu but her banner expired before he could pull her so he just wasted the rest of his pity and got xiao instead)
✧。 idk why but i get the sense that he’s eagerly waiting for an announcement that scaramouche will be a playable character
✧。 he will give you money for genshin if you ask nicely
✧。 if you ask nicely and you give him something in return
✧。 but all in all, he does genuinely enjoy the game
koutarou bokuto.
✧。 kou will either forget to play it for months or you’ll have to pry it from his hands after being locked away in his room for at least a week
✧。 his favorite five star to use would probably be klee, just because of all the explosions she sets off
✧。 definitely simps for ningguang and albedo, but will see to it that he proves himself better than any of the guys you simp for
✧。 he loves using fischl so that he can use oz
✧。 he doesn’t take the game very seriously but still manages to reach AR 40, even though he has no idea how builds work
✧。 he has no desire to learn either, he’s just enjoying himself and exploring the world
✧。 he gets carried away with exploring the world that he found both all of the anemoculus and the geoculus before AR 40
✧。 goes into emo mode when he doesn’t pull the character he wants
✧。 the story quests make him sad when he does them, especially venti’s
✧。 he regretted not having venti after he finished that story quest and just watched the story with venti and his old friend over and over again to mourn
✧。 and he checks up on stanley every time he sees him anywhere, usually in front of mondstadt at night
✧。 “i promise you that i will never leave you or let any harm come to you, y/n”
✧。 “kou, that’s sweet of you—”
✧。 “i mean it! i would rather die than put you in harm’s way”
✧。 you have to comfort him repeatedly and eventually gets over it
✧。 but now he’s saving up for venti’s rerun and has not been deterred or tempted for anyone else, mans is almost at 10k primogems for this guy
✧。 mihoyo pls give bokuto a venti rerun
✧。 it’s safe to say that venti slowly becomes bokuto’s favorite character
✧。 you should watch out before kou becomes too emotionally attached to every character
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genshinarchives · 2 years
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So I witnessed fgo and Genshin fans go to war over who has worse summon rates but I think they should band together under one cause: lack of husbandos
I heard that the Japanese fate fans on Twitter were complaining/pointing out that the devs and whoever are in charge have a clear bias of gold/high rarity female presenting characters over any dude like 🙄 not every fan is a horny whaler. This year they released 30+ characters and I think only 3 were men who I questionably simp for because all we’re getting is crumbs at this point
hopefully mihoyo sees this and learn to balance out their roster otherwise fans will only continue to lash out at the wrong people
LOL I LOVE WATCHING THE FGO VS GENSHIN WARS TBH- But I definitely agree with your point there. My reasons for quitting FGO are the lack of male characters and the ridiculous amount of females that are big breasted (I'M LOOKING AT YOU PASSIONLIP AND MURASAKI). I don't mind genderbends but I think nasuverse has way too many genderbends of male characters. Not everyone is waifu-obsessed ffs 😒 Mihoyo already has Honkai that is tailored for the waifu appreciators, and imo Tears of Themis isn't going to appeal to ALL of the husbando appreciators. Who does Mihoyo think we husbando appreciators are? People obsessed with dating games where our options are generic tropes? Get real, husbando appreciators these days are gamers who enjoy fantasy ARPG. If Mihoyo is going to make Genshin Impact a game for both factions, they should consider giving both factions equal treatment too.
I've started getting into Punishing Gray Raven more because the male : female ratio there is bigger then Genshin's 😔 Also guys if you want a husbando collecting game where all the men are beautiful, consider playing Touken Ranbu because an English version of the game has been released by Johren 🙏 Some of the male Genshin seiyuu are there, like Tomoaki Maeno (Zhongli's seiyuu) and Ryohei Kimura (Childe's seiyuu) hehe
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Love Songs (Zhongli x Reader)
Hello, it’s Admin Anesthesia here! Even though I don’t personally simp for Zhongli, I got a request from a mutual to write something and decided to screw it and post it here as well. I hope you enjoy! ---------------- Summary: After a failed date with a certain Hydro vision user, Zhongli finds you and asks you why you did something so stupid.
Trigger Warnings: None
Content Warnings: None ---------------- “Hey.” You smiled weakly at your friend, Zhongli, who had immediately crossed his arms upon seeing you.
“May I ask what you were doing out there near the Pyro Regisvine, especially by yourself?”
“No...because I don’t want to admit it.”
Zhongli rolled his eyes, “Come on, Y/N...what’s wrong?”
“You know the guy I told you I was interested in? The one that had asked me out on a date?”
“His name was Childe, right? Hydro vision.”
“Yeah…”
“What’d he do?”
“He said that he wanted to fight with me, combat style. Wanted to see my skill and I guess I misread it as a date. He wanted us to work together to defeat the Pyro Regisvine, but then he disappeared right after we summoned the monster and I barely managed to defeat it. I found him on the way back to Liyue and he told me that any of the Traveller’s friends would be terminated and that he would rather it be a boss rather than him that took me out. Was it foolish of me to think that maybe for a second, someone was interested in me?”
“Oh come on, there are plenty of people out there-”
You shook your head, “Zhongli, it’s different. You’re the type of guy that people would write love songs about. I’m not. You can’t possibly understand.”
“What? I’m not that type of guy. No person has written a love song about me. I don’t-”
“It was in a metaphorical sense. What I’m saying is that when people look at you, they don’t get disgusted at the idea of being with you. Constantly, some people fawn over you and I can’t help but say that I’m jealous. Every day of my life, I wish I didn’t have a Pyro vision because there are times where people judge me for the idea that I was gifted power from a God that I didn’t have a choice of. You’re perfect, Zhongli, and I’m left here, picking up those last pieces and wishing I had even a bit of the personality you did.”
“Y/N L/N, I will tell you this for every day of your life. I would write a love song about you. I’d write 500 if it meant you got to see that you were special. People love you and I don’t know what you mean, but you are one of the most good-looking guys I’ve ever met. I don’t care what other people think or even if they can’t see your worth, but I mean it when I’d say I’d write love songs about you if it meant you knew your worth.”
You paused before just snorting, “You’re so cheesy.”
“I know I am,” Zhongli replied. “But...I hope you know that I’m not kidding.”
“But...don’t you know the rumor about how Pyro vision holders will burn your heart? Aren’t you afraid of that?”
“No…of course not. Because you melt my heart.” Zhongli ruffled your hair, “Now...come on. Let’s get you back home and healed up.”
“I’m fine.”
You shrugged it off, but Zhongli snorted, “Right...but don’t you say you wanted to hear me tell you a story from long ago? One you haven’t heard it before.”
You perked up, “Yes...fine, I’ll let you bring me home.”
Once you were situated in your bed and Zhongli was satisfied with healing you, Zhongli started to tell his story. It wasn’t long before you had fallen asleep, which made sense, considering how tiring fighting a boss by yourself that had the same powers were. Zhongli chuckled as he looked at you fondly, “What am I going to do with you, Y/N?”
Before standing up and leaving, he pressed his lips to your forehead and ruffled your hair, “One day, Y/N...one day I will tell you my feelings, but until that day comes, I’ll just sit back and watch your life play out, wondering what will happen when immortality takes yet another loved one from me.”
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ventiiology · 3 years
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title . genshin as things my friends and i have said : liyue edition characters . liyueans + traveler and paimon type . crackfic , headcanons
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lumine : childe’s “hey girlie” thing already took 5 years off of my life. childe : hey shawty lumine : there goes half my lifespan.
venti, visiting liyue : ok so like, you’d think that childe is top and zhongli is bottom, right, but what if it’s the other way around? zhongli, about to summon the vortex vanquisher because of venti’s antics : childe : stop venti : like what if zhongli tried topping but couldn’t do it so childe did it for him? childe : what the fuck aether : i really don’t see what you see, venti.
no one : xingqiu : i believe in chongyun supremacy. chongyun is my religion.
childe : lumine childe : lumine childe : lumine childe : lumine childe : my love lumine, tired of childe’s constant nagging : what? childe, laughing : why did you respond to that?
aether : see this is why you guys would be good together aether, gesturing to venti : we have the dumb idiot aether, gesturing to xiao :  we have the smart idiot aether : perfect xiao and venti : what
scaramouche : i would be much scarier if i was taller childe : yeah, well, too bad you aren’t.
childe : you know, i was so bored yesterday that i read about flower symbolism. lumine : lumine : are you sure you were bored or are you just a huge simp for zhongli?
aether : be cleansed in the name of bardgaytos. aether : but if you’re in liyue, be cleansed in the name of brokax. childe : paimon : it’s either bardgaytos or brokax. take your pick. childe : that’s disrespectfUL childe : barbatos and rex lapis, may you forgive these unholy people’s sins.
lumine : i was talking to kaeya lumine : and i was ranting to him about how annoying childe’s whole being is lumine : and he asked me, “are you sure you hate him or are you just denying that you simp for him?” lumine : the next time i see either of them, it’ll be their last day on teyvat.
zhongli, writing something : paimon : you spelled ‘some’ wrong. you wrote ‘smoe’. lumine : what is smoe hu tao : idk childe : smoe is ‘shame’ in dutch, i think paimon : really??? lumine : well smoe on you
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genshinboys · 2 years
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Hm? My wings? Sensitive? All, my, my beautiful cecilia... Are you into corrupting angels? Those pure, innocent beings with wings? For Barbatos, my cecilia, you are more kinky than I thought... I guess looks can be deceiving, huh? *winks, giggles*
Oh, didn't you like the cecilia pet name? It's just... The most beautiful flower in Teyvat, in my opinion. But I guess that isn't quite right, though... No flower in any of the worlds out there can be more beautiful than you are.
And... Zhongli? Zhongli...? ...! ZHONGLI?! You want that brute buffoon old man to simp for you?! You know, he almost fought with me once, when I appeared in his nation with a bottle of wine in hands, asking him to join me for a drink. That old man thought it was something extremely serious, he even got his nation army to be with him at the time. But his face when he saw the wine... THAT is something you can never forget! *giggles*
However... Even if he got mad at me at the time, he enjoyed it. We managed to summon the other five archons to come join us. He liked it so much that he even goes on about it sometimes... You must have heard it, I think? It's something like... *tries to imitate Zhongli's manners, voice and manner of speaking* "Osmanthus wine tastes the same as I remember... But where are those that share the memory?"... Right? *giggles*
- Venti
HELLO 👋 🤭
Dear Venti, you're not innocent at all though lol
You are a little tease and such a naughty, dirty boy 🤭 I love you for it 😏❤️ and I love that pet name - Cecilia. I think it is so wholesome and adorable 💖 you're so smooth with words *giggles* very creative too! I believe you deserve a reward 💖😉
Regarding Zhongli 😬 well, you don't have to worry your pretty head about it. Just forget I ever said it 🤭💖 focus on me instead. 💗😏
Also, dear Barbatos, u must tell me, how do you like to be pleased most? ☺️ Hands, mouth? Something else? Both? I'm sure my readers here are very curious too 😘
And we both know your wings are very sensitive 🤭 u just don't want to admit it is your weak spot 😁
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husbandohunter · 3 years
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I am a major xiao simp and seeing him or imagining him crying broke my heart. My boy needed a sign, I’m giving him one. Let’s say it’s been a year or two since Xiao disappear a lot of things happen like getting a surprise visit from our dead grandfather and his shrine having four lit candles the next morning and a big iridium bear just standing on his shrine. Okay nothing too fancy here, we’ve seen weirder stuff ever since going country, farmer is more concern of their missing void chicken.
The said void chicken somehow ventured out a lot further away from the farm and guess who found the chicken. Xiao was just patrolling like usual when he saw the unusual and definitely familiar black feathered chicken. It was beside the river, pecking at the ground and minding its own business when it was swoop up by the adeptus. Xiao followed (more like flew with how fast he was going) the river upstream with the chicken in hand and there at the very end is a very familiar farm.
Okay I’m gonna stop here because this is too long now and I’m having trouble finding words. Sorry if some stuff isn’t clear, English is not my mother tongue. I also could not think of anything with the other two because I really believe Childe will still choose his family and Zhongli got Thanos snap out of Stardew universe. That and I’m just a major bias hehehehe.
I can totally relate to the simp mode at an emotional level 😤 To be quite honest Xiao didn't appeal to me much until I wrote for him. Now I can't wait to write more in the future LOL But either way, I do think out of all the boys I wrote for the story, he has a higher chance of seeing MC again.
Xiao dearly misses MC. The way he just drugged her unconcious, without letting her say a word or even the comfort of knowing what was going on (like imagine MC waking up and be like "Xiao?" I headcanon she'd be wandering through the valley for days just to search for him, taking a while to accept that he was no longer there). From the way I understand, Xiao may be cold but he is completely selfless in a way that he doesn't want to hurt other people. He thought by leaving MC ignorant to everything would spare her the pain, it was all he wanted. Kinda shot himself in the foot with that one. Lack of closure leads to endless thinking and regret huehuehuhe.
more under the cut because brainrot too high.
(Tbh I haven't touched Stardew Valley since 1.4 cuz life so not too familiar with the updates xP) The shrine is such a good idea since both shrines in both worlds have magical powers. But their powers are also very limited. From Xiao's sidestory we can see how he conducts a ritual to summon the conartist and talk to his spirit. My memory has been a little hazy but I think we go and collect a bunch of stuff from run down temples? That was how we were able to activate the ritual. In terms of summoning someone from another universe, well...that's a little tricky. Logically you would probably need items from the other universe as well which Xiao did not bring much (other than the lucky charm you made him. Is that enough for a ritual? xD)
As for MC's case with her grandpa's shrine, although it was only capable of reaching out to grandpa but I. Believe. In. The. Power. Of. MANIFESTATION!!! Omg the fact that the person she loved just left her so abruptly was so conflicting for her. She has to vent. She vents to her grandpa and he listened to her wishes. And guess what? MC was able to travel in her spirit form to visit Teyvat yay!
She sees Xiao and she begins to talk to him but realized that she could not hear him for she was merely a mirage cultivate by the strong wishes they both had. So much to say and so little time, MC had to pick her words wisely even though she was angry at him for knocking her out but she was extremely overjoyed to see him again. Xiao intakes a sharp breath as if his heart stopped from the sight of your face, your gentle eyes, he runs into you without a second thought only to have your form ghost through his grasps...
"This...really isn't a dream, isn't it?"
Your voice was like an echo hailing from a place so far that he just knew how it would all end.
Xiao sometimes wondered if there was anything he could have done differently. A happier outcome? Was it possible when he was so binded by his duties towards the country he served for his whole life? Who knows really, all they had right now was this very moment and they had to make it count.
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stargazer-balladeer · 3 years
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Kay but Childe being smug towards angry Xiao.
Childe: Tell Zhao his uncle stopped by for me. I hate that I didn't get a chance to kiss his cute squishy cheeks.
Xiao: *glares*
Childe: oh? What's this? Struck a nerve? Admit it. Zhao loves me. Maybe if his grumpy crush old father would smile more, he'd like you too.
Xiao: * summons his Yaksha mask * Idiotic mortal! Learn your place. Speaking to a Yaksha on such common terms will cost you dearly. *ready's polearm*
Childe: Come get me,you scrawny wanna be bad boy. * Hydro blades in hand *
Zhaohui:...ヽ( ⌒o⌒)人(⌒-⌒ )ノ
Xiao: *looks at his son* I'll deal with you later, filthy mortal.
Childe: tch, try me big boy.
Zhaohui: °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖° *waiting to be picked up by either one of them*
Childe: *beats Xiao to Zhao and picks him up*
Zhaohui:* baby speech as he plays in childe's hair *
Xiao:* growls * Zhao, we'll be leaving soon. The tea was...fine I guess. Thank you, Zhongli for having us over. But, please leave Childe behind next time or don't invite me.
Zhongli: *chuckles* wouldn't Zhao miss his dearest friend, Childe if I did that?
Xiao: Today was a special case. I usually leave him with s/o. I intend to do that next time. As I have a promise to keep with Childe. *glares at Childe* Don't forget. Human filth. Next time we meet I won't be so kind.
Zhao:♡(ŐωŐ人) * too busy thinking his dad is cool to focus*
Xiao takes Zhaohui from childe. Xiao states he has to wash childe's sins off his baby before bidding Zhongli a proper farewell.
Childe: Man! I almost got to fight The feared Yaksha. Guess it wasn't meant to be this time.
Zhongli: you should be careful. Xiao is extremely protective of Zhao and is very wary of you. I think it unwise to start a brawl with Liyue's Guardian. He may look young, but he's centuries older than you and have been on the battlefield just as long.
Childe: That what makes it worth it, in my opinion. I can truly test myself and get to see what's up with the tales of the Yaksha. Oh well, I guess.
Xiao walking home with Zhao strapped to his back, can only dream of the beating he wanted to give Childe. He already dislikes him for his own reasons. Now, childe stealing his son?! Hmph the nerve.
#simping
AKNSHSJSBG- yes 😌😌
Sounds like xiao is jealous- 👀👀
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lilikags · 3 years
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New genshin impact tag game because I feel like I’m not unique but all my friends who play do something different 
Reblog with your rules with if/when you are to roll on a banner- basically, why you would or would not roll on a banner
i go on a ramble here btw lol no one’s expected to have a long answer like me
for me, the character has to obviously not be a letdown in terms of skill wise. this isn’t a worry for genshin characters but this is a habit from other games. I think I have a thing for dps characters idk, but I keep thinking I want to create a bruiser build even though I don’t think that’s gonna be possible 
Second, there’s a certain amount of simping I have to simp for a character to roll. For venti it was the voice because murase ayumu supremacy (?) I got really excited to see a haikyuu va do genshin in 1.0. and my cousin said he’s good so yeah. for xiao i was absolutely head over heels in love with him and i still am. for zhongli it was mostly the skills but i also simp a very fair amount. for kazuha i’m currently extremely head over heels (approaching shirabu level this is quite dangerous (?))
and thrid is if I’m rich enough to actually pull. in my experienced, I have hard pitied twice, soft pitied thrice, and one time 10 pulled venti after failing to get him 60 summons into his first banner. so, my banner luck isn’t exactly... the best. I try to save up at least first pity before the banner unless I’m really so desperate to get them. (In my case, I’ve only summoned on venti, xiao, 2nd venti banner, and zhongli, and perma banner) I had nothing saved up in 1.0 (because well I just started playing like everyone else and I didn’t exactly do much research before launch day or any of those days in fact) so I was in blind. for xiao i had double pity saved and i used about all of it. for zhongli i had exactly 160 and i used all of it. for venti’s rerun i had a little over 1 pity. so yeah
tagging: @test-tube @baeshijima @teyvatstories + anyone else who wants to
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stargazer-balladeer · 3 years
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🧸-anon
I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED!!! LOOK AT THAT ASS!!!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! 😍😍😍 I WANT TO SMACK THAT DRAGON'S ASS! Xhejcjekfjei💙💜💛💙💚💜💛 Zhongli can sit on MY lap with that piece of art back there☆ *#simping* I have been sent!
😂😂 YOUR WELCOMEE— 💗💗
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lilikags · 3 years
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⇢ ˗ˏˋ about me // general
Lili, minor, multifandom simp
interests in writing, gaming, coding, drawing, etc
I like documentaries, I think they’re interesting. TV shows I watched as a kid were house remodeling/buying/flipping or travel/food shows. 
simping for shirabu, kazuha
selfships with shirabu
fandoms: hq, epic 7, genshin impact
please come into my inbox! 
requests open. matchups closed. [unless i hit 500 before i reach 6k posts!]
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⇢ ˗ˏˋ about me // hq
has rewatched the show at least 20 times
it was a thing I did for months before going to school and taking forever to eat breakfast
first love was kageyama 
has had about 4-5 shirabu brainriots (can’t even count at this rate)
⇢ ˗ˏˋ about me // epic seven
been playing since the first seaside bellona banner
hard f2p
i may have ml5s but it took 9 months for me to get a necklace for my arby
camping masters arena
rank 70, abhorsens guild, global server
need friends who can help with expeditions
forever in wyvern jail
⇢ ˗ˏˋ about me // genshin impact
launch player
light spender, got welkin for a few months
i have 180′d xiao and 160′d zhongli. windrise and the tea place zhongli likes going to are not good places to summon in my experience.
c99999999999 diona. am literally overcapped.
proud kaeya main 
first love was diluc
current obsession with kazuha, last obsession was xiao
ar 53, as of 5/3/21
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