Waitress: are you two a couple?
Danny: n—
Tucker: is there a discount?
Waitress: ten percent off dessert
Danny: *puts his arm around Tucker*
Danny & Tucker in unison: yes. yes, are we
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I saw this book cover and my first thought was… that’s Stiles and Chris. Teen Wolf has rewired my brain.
(Actually, Teen Wolf fanfiction has rewired my brain.)
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Lucius looked at Pete and said ‘I could fix him’ and then he actually did. Amazing
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Jennifer’s Body au but it’s Stina/Sophie
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au where joan is a werewolf and harriet treats the situation like twilight or something before she realizes “oh shit this is actually painful for her” and then puts her all into trying to help joan. then they fall in love i guess idk
AWWW KEEP TALKING
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Josie: Don’t climb on the table! It’s unstable.
Penelope: I'm unstable too it's gonna cancel out. Pemdas.
Josie:
Josie: THAT’S NOT HOW THAT WORKS.
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personally i think spock x kirk’s ship name should be kock
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