#i couldnt help it

[murdrdocs]

repressed and desperately horny luke who has never seen a porn video vs new to camp reader who used to be able to watch it whenever they wanted but now can't even flick the bean in peace

oh and maybe reader who gives Luke a dirty polaroid or two they've been hiding before they leave camp for the fall

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🦣 anon strikes again omg. this concept actually makes me all giddy i want it to be something Bigger hence the informal format but just follow me here okay.

just thinking about ya'll finding each other in a moment of need. fate, really, if either of you believed in the concept. you, grumpy and insatiable from lack of proper sexual satisfaction, and luke, knowing he's feeling something but he doesn't know how to expel the need. sure he jacks off sometime, but not nearly as much as a guy of his age usually would.

so there you are, grumbling about, eyes narrowed, mimicking the behavior of ares kids (your possible siblings but it's anyone's guess at this point) and luke just has to go and be the mediator, asking what's got you so down. of course, you're wound up so tight, and a little grateful that someone your age has asked the question because you can finally tell the truth.

out comes your dirty secrets. your longing for peace and quiet to get off. your slightly remorseful nature because you had no idea that you were that reliant on pornography to help you out. and luke is just standing there, ears reddening as he suddenly finds the trees behind you incredibly interesting.

but luke is a Problem Solver, so he awkwardly has a suggestion for you. "the showers right before the bonfire are usually pretty deserted. and for your ..." he scratches a nonexistent itch behind his ear. "other problem, my brothers have some old magazines i could lend to you."

you snort, arms folding as you pretend to be disinterested. but really anything would satiate you at this point. "what are they? women on motorcycles? maybe an old playboy mag?"

luke shrugs. "dunno. never seen 'em."

and it takes you a second. a really long, tense, and warm (for luke) second where you eye him up. noticing his stance, taking in his clipped words, how he said them. and it occurs to you that little demigod luke, having been at camp half blood since 14, has never seen what the world has to offer in the pornography department. or if he has, he hasn't seen the porn of today.

and unfortunately, it's impossible for you to fix his issue in naivety. there are no phones in camp and even if there were, you don't think the service out here would be all too good. which leaves you to improvise.

you do end up getting the mags from the hermes boys, critiquing their selection with a scrutinized glare at the pages, flicking through them with the edge of your shirt to avoid any remnants. and then you report back to luke, telling him to give them a look, prefacing it by telling him that things now are much more entertaining. slyly hinting at your ears being open if he wanted to give his opinion.

which, he does. standing awfully close to you at the bonfire one night, body turned just a little so he can speak lowly.

"there's ... things better than that out there?"

you nod, affirming his statement while attempting to hide a small smile. the magazines were barely pornography in your eyes, women in manufactured poses to appeal to men. skin artificially smoothed, their cunts shockingly dry, their poses so meticulous. it lacked the emotion and desire that you enjoyed to watch.

and poor luke didn't even know the half of it.

at least you do introduce him to what he could be consuming just before you leave camp that summer, sliding him two polaroids you'd managed to take.

one of you in the showers, body littered with clumps of suds. your skin shining from the overhead light which gleams from the water along your body. it's taken from a low angle, the side of your backside being the main focal point with your tits at the top just barely making the cut.

and then the other is much more lewd, showing luke what the magazines should have. you, on your back in a camp bed, wearing nothing but your standard issued shirt which is bunched up around the waist. your free hand is between your spread thighs, two fingers clearly singled out to spread your lips and reveal just how wet and shiny your cunt is. and after one of his many sessions of getting off over it, the post nut clarity manifests as hyper analyzing for luke.

he notices the familiar pair of shoes off to the corner, the pillowcase he had one of his brothers sneak in last summer, the stain he's never been able to get out of his fitted sheet.

and suddenly the picture has new meaning for him.

#this is just a brain dump #but im so excited abt this concept #i couldnt help it #plz forgive me #lukesworld! #luke castellan x reader #–𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍 🦣 #luke castellan smut

[sinnedbigly]

ARE YALL READY TO BILDAD YOUR SHUHITES

#good omens #bildaddy #im so sorry #he looked like he was DJing #I couldnt help it #my shit posting begins #crowley #bildad the shuhite

[hexiewrites]

I’ve been thinking a lot about late-deafened Steve, and what that actually would have looked like. Because the thing is: I love this head cannon. Boy got bashed around so much, ESPECIALLY on his left side, theres no way he didn’t come out of that with some long term damage. And I’ve been thinking about what that means for him, when his hearing starts to go, and how isolating that would be.

Except. Then I keep thinking about Robin.

Give me child-of-Deaf-adults Robin. Robin whose parents met at Gallaudet. Who were confused and upset when the doctor said, relief clear on his face, oh thank god, how lucky, your baby is normal, she can HEAR. Robin who grows up a in a Deaf home with a Deaf family. Who learns ASL before she learns English. Who never learns to be quiet because at home it doesn’t matter, so she can blast trumpet all day long to no complaints, and forever feels uncomfortable in places where she has to try to keep it down. Robin who grows up learning ASL and English and thrives, loves the way her brain works when it’s parsing languages, and starts teaching herself French and Spanish too, blasting day time Spanish soap operas constantly whenever she’s at home, shouting along with the screen. Robin who interprets for her parents, taking on burdens no seven year old should when she’s the one who has to tell her mom the cancers back. Robin who, four years later, gets to tell her dad that the surgery worked. The cancers gone. Moms gonna be ok. Robin who, at eleven, doesn’t know the sign for remission but she signs CANCER-one hand eating at the other like the disease that almost took her Mom-and signs FINISH, signs NONE, signs MOM-OKAY, MOM-SAFE, and is glad her dad can’t hear how loud her sobs are because even she’s embarrassed at the noises she’s making. 

Robin who doesn’t quite fit at home, the loud little girl in the odd quiet house (not that her house is ever quiet: if you dont realize you’re making noise you don’t do anything to tamper it), and who doesn’t quite fit at school, when she shows up in kindergarten signing instead of speaking and all the other kids make fun of her for years, call her spazzy Buckley and imitate the signs, crude and heartbreaking and she can’t even cry here because everyone can hear her. Robin who teaches herself to speak without signing, sits on her hands and tries not to internalize the hatred, but her fingers still twitch constantly along with the words. Robin who thinks she’s never going to fit in, and tries to separate out the two different parts of herself because it’s easier, most days, to pretend to be “normal” even though that feels wrong too.

Give me Robin, who knows Steve inside out and who knows what it looks like when someone can’t hear you but pretends they can. Robin who clocks Steve immediately, even though he tries to brush her off like he’s been doing to everyone. Robin who finally takes him home to meet her parents, explaining it all in the car (into his right ear, which is better than the left though still starting to fade). Robin who gives Steve the gift of understanding and hope for the future. Who holes up with him and teaches him sign, slow at first (because Steve has never been good at grammar, and he constantly furrows his eyebrows despite her pleas that eyebrows are important in ASL and he needs to use his face more or he’s going to confuse everyone, it’s the visual equivalent of lilting your voice up like every sentence is a question and it’s weird, Steve!) and then faster as he starts to realize how useful it is, starts to bring her lists full of signs to learn, starts to lean on and cherish the experience of this new way to communicate. Robin, who helps him practice lipreading even though she’s terrible at it. Robin, who finally convinces him to get a hearing aid and lets him sob into her shoulder when the doctor says it’ll help for a few years, but long term there’s probably nothing they can do, and then tells him to buck it up because there are way worse things than being a little deaf and besides, now the Buckleys will just have to adopt him for real because they did always talk about adopting a deaf child or two, if there was ever one in need.

Give me CODA Robin, whose never felt like she belonged until she nearly gets murdered by Russians with her best friend. Who brings Steve into her life, shows him Deaf culture, gives him a place where he fits. Robin who finally realizes that this is her place too, and it’s so much sweeter for getting to share it with the people she loves.

And then, after, give me Eddie knocking on the Buckley door and begging to learn ASL too. Give me Robin’s mom, somehow roped in to teaching him and the party, as they try to learn in secret to make Steve’s life easier (and their own, because ASL is god tier for pulling pranks from opposite sides of a high school cafeteria). Give me Dustin, excitedly telling Miranda Buckley to FUCK-OFF every week for months because he thinks he’s saying THANK-YOU and she finds it too funny to correct him. Give me Eddie trying to surprise Steve and ask him out on a date, but instead of signing HUNGRY, WANT YOU&ME GO AFTER WORK? he signs HORNY, WANT YOU&ME GO FUCK?

And give me Steve, who thinks about it for a long minute (partially because Eddie totally botches the grammar, but partially because he looks so hot, standing there nervous and trying to communicate with Steve in a way that will make him the most comfortable) before he smirks and signs back YEAH, and takes Eddie on the best goddamn first date of his life. 

#sorry i just!!! had so many thoughts #steve harrington #robin buckley #eddie munson #steddie #at the end there #deaf steve harrington #disabled steve harrington #CODA robin buckley #asl #stranger things #stranger things headcanons #is that what youd call this #idk #word vomit #hex writes stuff #kind of! #oh and uh sorry about the angst in the middle #i couldnt help it

[spatziline]

GUYS NEW YOUTUBE VIDEO! Maomao cheers Jinshi up! HOPE YOU LIKE IT !!

Click here, if the link doesn't work please go to my channel spatziline

#i couldnt help it #i love this series so much #the apothecary diaries #kusuriya no hitorigoto #the apothecary diaries fanart #jinshi #maomao

[cinnabell2]

Miss march got herself a smoothie!✨

#I couldnt help it #my brain was like #thats them the sillies #ALSO FIRST TIME DRAWING DENHENG LETS GOO #or just hsr stuff in general #cinna-arts #hsr fanart #march 7th #dan heng #himeko #honkai star rail #star rail

[iwanttofuckereh69]

Their laughter patters off like quick summer shower, as sudden as it came. Silence follows. Shi Qingxuan leans against the glass pane, they've missed this more than they thought. They missed him, of course, they did. Who wouldn't? The cool, hard surface at their back does nothing to quieten the storm in their heart. “What's wrong?” Are they wishing for the impossible or is that worry in He Xuan's voice? Shi Qingxuan couldn't say, they are an optimist by trade and have no other way to be. They shake their head. “Nothing. Just thinking about tomorrow. I guess.” They say vaguely enough that He Xuan could take it or leave it. He takes it.

barnackle blues by 4n0n on AO3

I'm so ending this year with a bang~ Here's my piece for @beefleafbigbang ! I'm so glad I got the chance to illustrate this amazing fic. It was truly a pleasure to work with lovely 4n0n <33 Thank you for your patience and I can only hope I did justice to your story!

#beefleaf #tgcf #heaven official's blessing #shi qingxuan #he xuan #modern AU #beefleafbigbang2023 #fanart #digital art #dabbling in color once again #i couldnt help it #the fic has this perfect atmosphere i really tried to somehow illustrate #GO READ IT ITS SO COOL

[radnewspaperroom]

#i couldnt help it #its him #its absolutely him #obey me #obey me fandom #obey me one master to rule them all #obey me shall we date #obey me nightbringer #om! nightbringer #obey me mammon #mammon #mammon obey me #mamms obey me

[hecckyeah]

A STAR WARS COUPLE WITH A HAPPY ENDING?????!?!!! THIS IS UNHEARD OF

#and they ADOPTED A DAUGHTER TOGETHER #Star Wars really is just about space dads and their adopted daughters #merrical #jedi survivor #jedi survivor spoilers #whoops guess who got ahold of a cutscene movie and watched nothing but the ending #i couldnt help it

[snuize]

Is this funny???

#batman #dc #dc comics #the riddler #riddler #edward nygma #btas #batman the animated series #batman tas #i was looking for something else #but i saw him doing the #"they dont know i know this trick” pose #i couldnt help it #not art

[sleepless-crows]

may i present to you ✨the crows✨

#i couldnt help it #grishaverse #six of crows #shadow and bone #soc #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #nina zenik #matthias helvar #kuwei yul bo #i mean– #tolya yul bataar #sab spoilers #shadow and bone spoilers

[guhroovi]

New brainrot alert.

#god i adore mike sm #i just HAD to draw him #i couldnt help it #so i drew him and tim in their natural habitat #i was actually able to draw something i wanted with hardly any struggle!! #anatomy work too!! #lets go beau!!! #spaced #tim bisley #mike watt #my fanart #my art #guhroovy | guhroovi

[gentleeclipsey]

This immediately popped into my head upon seeing the notif and I couldn't stop laughing for like 20 minutes-

@daylightisminetoconsume I am so sorry I forgot to tag *wheeze*

#i couldnt help it #trollhunters #toa trollhunters #tales of arcadia #my art #salem #jackie #troll oc #oc #gunmar #daylightisminetoconsume

[ghost-of-you]

Happy 27th Birthday Calum Thomas Hood (January 25, 1996)

#5sosedit #my edit #calum hood #5sos #ch #hey its double set day oskaoskoaksasok #i couldnt help it #i had to #iajsoaaoskaoskaoks #but yeah

[olivertwistrabbit]

It just had to be shared 🙈

#i couldnt help it #i fought the good fight #i lost #this is the result #and we're all going to witness me loose my mind as a community #love in the air #bl series #prapaisky #prapai love in the air #sky love in the air #fortpeat #NC scene with stupid adlibs #I am so sorry 🙂🙂

[givemeyourbonesandorgans]

@thehealerhairpin liked for a starter!

Watching, staring.

Pink eyes stare at an orange-haired girl, filled with hunger and desire.

The demon is starving.

His stomach is gnawing at itself, screaming and wailing and just wanting food. Wanting sustenance so, once again, it can be full. So it no longer has to experience this maddening agony.

Yet, something is telling them not to. It’s a feeling, the same feeling she always experiences whenever she wants to eat a human; a feeling that’s gentle, kind, and caring; a feeling she wants to follow.

But at the same time, there’s a voice in the back of his head, telling him to just get over with it and eat this girl.

So, in confliction, Nezuko can’t do anything but stand behind a wall of the abandoned, old mansion; just staring at the girl.

#LISTEN I #I LNOW THISBIS SERIOUS BUT #I COULDNT HELP IT #NAHAHAHAHAHHAHA #[ || The Pacifist Demon || ] #[ || Broken Vow || ] #thehealerhairpin

[sharedyourperilsthorin]

Baby Colin Robinson: Hey Laszlo, guess what?

Laszlo: What?

Baby Colin Robinson: Why does Papa call you Baby Girl?

Laszlo: How about we stop talking for a while.

#laszlermo #i couldnt help it #baby girl Laszlo #wwdits #meme #baby colin robinson #laszlo x guillermo #papa guillermo de la cruz #dad laszlo cravensworth