#i am in just shock right now

[undertheredhood]

any dc character: *confessing something about their past they kept hidden out of fear/shame*

their batfam bff who had already known for a while and is now desperately trying to hide that they knew the truth this entire time: “oh, wow! that is so crazy, i am so sorry you had to go through that.”

#batman #batfamily #batfam #batfamily shenanigans #batfamily headcanons #they’re just trying hard to pretend they didn’t do a full background check right after meeting their teammate/friend #they get the paranoia from their dad #bruce wayne #dick grayson #jason todd #barbara gordon #tim drake #cassandra cain #stephanie brown #duke thomas #damian wayne #being adopted by a furry is fun until you inherit all of his trust issues #at least he’s rich though! #random dc character: my parent is a villain and i became a hero to stop them! #batfam character: oh wow i am so shocked right now

[theloveinc]

I also like the idea of Bakugo coming home from a long, overseas mission only for you to be surprised when you meet him at the airport cuz he’s twice as beefy and four times more scary looking.

#Bakugo #UGH IM IN A CAR so I can’t write this f*ck #but meeting him at the airport and being shocked he’s HUGE and a little bit shy abt it #and you take him home and are all quiet bc u think he wants to rest #meanwhile he’s all confused bc you didn’t seem so excited to see him? only gave him one measly kiss???? #and knows he gained weight and is kinda… nervous u hate it #and when you get home you’re kinda creeping around him #and he just bursts out to ask if you’re not attracted to him anymore or found someone new #and all you can do is like whisper #‘I am so attracted to you right now I feel like I could d*e’ #‘and I didn’t want to bother u after a long flight of other how wet my p*nties are’ #and then u f*ck like animals for a whole week #gen #shii posts

[skitskatdacat63]

"The Boy With The Thorn in His Side"(x) - The Smiths × 2023 Strollonso moments + pundits' reactions

#baby's first web weave please be kind #frankly i could make a giant masterpost on my opinions on which Smiths songs fit which drivers/ships #i like their music a very healthy amount and I don't spend countless hours daydreaming to it...no.... #but this particular song has been haunting me bcs i think it fits them super well!! #with their relationship dynamics and then the way everyone doubts their relationship #though its been hilarious watching the f1tv commentators kind of resign themselves to 'ah well ig this is what AMR/Fernando is like now' #went from being confused and shocked at their on track comradery to just accepting it for what it is #now theyre like 'ah yes lance dutifully lets fernando pass' compared to the previous ouright disbelief and denial #yeah thats right...theyre in love...what are you gonna do about it... #i think one day itd be fun to make a vid comp of all the times the commentators were ?????? at strollonso's lovey doveyness it is fun TO ME #it was really funny to look through shitty articles for negative comments #but the funniest part is that istg all of the articles just quote this one singular man who is hellbent on being a hater #i am in your walls peter windsor. #i think its silly when they bring in 'f1 experts' for their opinions ona drivers motivations and mindset #they act like such armchair psychologists like bruh your degree is probably engineering or journalism calm down!! #hehehe anyways happy with this!! i wrote it out on paper like a whole ass essay draft to brainstorm what to put #and then i scrolled thru the draft while listening to the song and im just EEEEEEE IT FITSSSSSSS #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #we do a little bit of f1 #lance stroll #fernando alonso #fa14 #ls18 #1418 #1814 #strollonso #alonstroll #normal posts that catie normally makes in a normal fashion

[anastacialy]

i do not know how to explain to people that "transmisogyny" is the specific transphobia that trans women + transfems face (often but not exclusively at the hands of cis people), and "transandrophobia" is the specific transphobia that trans men + mascs face (often but not exclusively at the hands of cis people), and that they all come together under the umbrella of "transphobia." these are not opposing concepts nor are they mutually exclusive, to believe in one does not mean non-belief in the other. is there a simpler way of phrasing this. can i be clearer.

#i can't handle that post that's going around accusing everyone who acknowledges the existence of transadrophobia of being a transmisogynist #i want to scream i want to peel my skin off thats not how this works that's not how any of this works #in fact one might imagine that understanding the nuances of all different types of transphobia might make you a better ally to trans women! #what a shock! #to understand that bioessentialism can harm trans women and trans men and nonbinary people and and and #im so tired. the hate campaigns are horrifying and the blatant and aggressive removal of trans women + transfems blogs is AWFUL and specifi #this falls under transmisogyny! we can acknowledge and understand that #right? right! #but that in no way just makes it trans men + mascs fault?? they are NOT the (only - there are cruel people in every demographic) people #who are mass reporting innocent transfem's blogs #it's TERFs and transmisogynists #if we have the nuance to understand that not every transmisogynist is a TERF then we can understand that not everyone who #acknowledges that transandrophobia is real is. a transmisogynist?! hello?? am i alive right now. am i currently living and breathing?? #genuinely reading that post doesn't feel real. that is so far from reality i'm nauseated. #txtly #i genuinely don't know how this can be made any clearer. #i'm tired. idk

[pochapal]

well. i mean. kind of. yeah. but not really at all. that's not exactly how "existence" works, natsuhi.

#umineko liveblog #beatrice has been narrowed down to four suspects #at the exact same time that the letter revealed beatrice to speak with a voice that belongs to none of them #that means Something but i'm not exactly sure what yet #in a room with no magic beatrice cannot be present so the four of them can only be as they say they are? #like the kitchen scene beatrice is a distinct shared being that floats between them all? #ie all of them are beatrice just as none of them are?? #i'd say the answer *should* be the same as in the kitchen with kanon #except they're in the study where there is no magic. and beatrice spoke #these small differences somehow mean that the answer has to be radically different #and i am too in shock to formulate this exactly right now #girl help i'm being caught in umineko's trap

[blitzythefanvergentpitsterthings]

Sooooo.....this will be next episode right?

#rwby #rwby9 #rwby spoilers #rwby9 spoilers #I am. so concnerned. for the next episode #like holy shit that was a lot #sitting here in shock #but now ruby gets therapy right #we get that conversation with the blacksmith we haven't heard yet #hm #very concerned #hope the blacksmith helps #also FUCK neo #that bitch is the worst #and the cat #that was horrifying like wtf #also what did he mean my creators left and made you all #i guess that theory that the ever after was the brothers first attempt with creation is true #and then they just left the ever after to make remnant? #oof #what if louis is in the tree #what if louis is the one who went home and alyx is in the tree #or shes the blacksmith #that or summer right #anyway

[itspileofgoodthings]

💕💚

#so. Rambling on this my 28th birthday #I think I might have some kind of hormonal/mood imbalance #maybe. I think that could be likely #and I also think I have very fast emotional cycles #so I work through things quickly #and so I’m in kind of a pattern right now where I post in utter anguish #and the anguish is REAL and I am by no means faking it #but then it resolves. Not even the thing that causes the anguish but the feeling itself #and I just feel better and then I move on #and I am trying to get somewhat of a handle on what exactly it is #and I know I don’t owe anyone an explanation of what I post #but I guess also I would like to #and I think—as I type this out—that what’s happening to me right now #is TWO things #and one of those things is the very real very new pains of adulthood and life #that are hitting me like a shock to the system #but then ALSO some old emotional echoes that need to be purged from my psyche #that are not in fact how I want to deal with things or react to things #but which flare up in response to triggers #and cause anguish so bad it is literally physical #and I would love to be able to distinguish between the two #because there IS much that is hard and scary and painful and confusing in my personal life right now #and also there are simply old wounds and fears at play that I would like very much to set down #and allow myself to change. In response to which I would like to choose a new way of thinking!!!! #a truer and different attitude! #and yeah. it’s so hard. It’s SO HARD. It’s SO HARD TO ACCEPT THAT IT’s BOTH and it just AHHHGHHHHHHHHHHHJJ #!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! anyway thank you for listening and for seeing and for taking the cries of anguish posts #I guess I just wanted a follow-up of some kind #because sometimes I feel insane and I feel like I LOOK insane #and it’s awful

[londonknights]

help me

#toronto maple leafs #max domi #bobby mcmann #i’m gonna fucking die #i’m actually gonna fucking die #this picture #oh my god #i can’t articulate the way i am feeling right now #i’m just in shock #SHOCK i tell you

[seariii]

(⁠ʘ⁠ᴗ⁠ʘ⁠✿⁠)

#oh i just threw stuff into the pan and this is actually quite nice- WHAT I CAME HERE TO SAY IS #im shook... #after that post month(s???) ago about what mlgrm character prev reminds you of and me getting mahiru over and over #and after havinf a small shock because i wasnt expecting that ar all. ive started considering shit and seen the similarities and all that #and be like 'chale i see what everyone saw now' YEAH I HADNT SEEN IT BEFORE- #WELL I AM TALKING WITH THE BESTIE AND HES LIKE which inr was mahiru and im like this one and i send him pictures #AND THIS BITCH GOES 'oh wait they got it right not only on personality but also on physical looks' AND IM LIKE WHAT #AND HE GOES 'yeah this is how i imagine you in anime form except you have longer hair now' #AND IM SHOOK WHAT IS THIS #i am genuinely in shock what the heck.... #anyways then he goes i know in personality youll tell me i am kotoko so im not even asking but in looks who am i #and he gives off kazui vibes but also twink mikoto vibes so i send him both and hes like 'dilf or twink' and im ded #seari talks #also yeah bestie is a kotoko kinnie #< doesnt like to admit it tho

[pasdetrois]

Rebecca (1940, dir Alfred Hitchcock) // Vievee Francis, "Apologia" (Excerpt) // Daphne du Maurier, Rebecca

#THIS WAS THE POEM BTW. that no one asked for but I am offering regardless <3 <3 #''SHE LOOKED ALMOST TRIUMPHANT'' ! #rebecca #just gonna tag this under #web weaving #for organizational purpose #has anyone else been ruminating over this scene for years or has it just been me #she is constantly reminded of how different she is from rebecca (wrt beauty wit boldness etc etc) #but in retrospect with this confession rebecca's negatively perceived traits such as selfishness #are intended to be the unspoken additional differences maxim et al see between them #but then she hears maxim's confession and as the shock wears away-- she feels something akin to giddiness #selfishness one could say! #a triumph at last--right there in the chamber. it does feel like she's echoing rebecca a bit #(even if it is a hollow triumph imo) #and do I even need to go into fontaine's acting here. just so good #rebecca is really one of the most interesting iterations of the bluebeard tale #the last wife does still die in a sense. but it is alongside her bluebeard as a pair of unmoored ghosts #while the story remains forever enclosed in the first dead wife's fist #I'm now thinking about that rebecca fanfiction I wrote as a teenager where the first and second wife meet #and maxim just wasn't there lmao. shows my priorities #anyway i'm forever fascinated by both ladies in this story goodnight and thank you

[mayasaura]

Whoa, I knew the seven year time skip was gonna happen, but I was not expecting a cold open seven years after the events of the first game with zero explanation

#lmao the confusing reports about Nick's profession at the time make sense now tho #card shark pretending to be a pianist #I'm sure he never cheated himself but he wouldn't have to #just like Miles on the prosecution bench he'd only have to play the cards dealt to him #and not question the dealer #yes your metaphor is very deep phoenix #yes I love you very much #yes I am spoiled about your daughter and where she came from #but if I weren't I would be very shocked and making some assumptions about Iris #maya plays ace attorney #that's right bitches I couldn't wait for it to go on sale #I immediately went out and bought the new Apollo bundle

[nostalgia-tblr]

everyone has these thoughtful reasons and careful media analysis to make their point about why sylki will/won't "be endgame" and thus it's okay (or not) if they argue a bit first and i am slightly ashamed to admit that my entire thought process thus far has just been "well there's six episodes to fill, of course they'll drag the romance plot out as long as possible." :'(

#sylki #loki season 2 #i regret to inform the curious that i assume the dramatic tension will heighten before it is resolved at the end of the season #for what it's worth i think the easist 'get rid of the romance!' approach would have been to just ignore it completely which is obviously #not what's happening. this already seems like a lot of effort to split people up and (outside of a soap opera) who'd even bother? #i'd say i'm being cynical but i'm watching a show where the McDonalds (TM) tie-in is a plot point so... #btw: i feel like 'endgame ship' is a phrase that makes Star Trek: Voyager fans convulse in silent horror - am i right about that? #(to the shock of many the 'endgame ship' of voyager was not in fact 'endgame' in the final episode - which was called 'endgame') #to be clear i am enjoying all these analysis posts they are great! i've just failed to do such thoughtful thinkings myself (yet?) #i reckon there's like a 15% chance that this post will 'age badly' so feel free to screenshot it to use against me at a later date :) #'ha ha nos they fucked on-screen in epsiode three you stupid cow!!! now everyone is laughing at your foolish cynical nonsense!! ELL OH ELL!

[bylertruther]

i don't like season three when viewing it as a continuation of seasons one and two, but i do very much like season three when viewing it as the prequel to seasons four and five... hmmmmm.

#rewatching it bc i wanted to make another foreshadowing compilation post for myself regarding what will's actions will #likely be in season five re: vecna and lmao. so many things are just... it's like. it makes me laugh how In Your Face it is now #that we know all that we know. so many direct parallels both with dialogue and actions. mike/will/lucas/el foreshadowing their s4 roles. #the flaying of the holloways and the creels. the dormancy / activation shit. the building shit. the natural progression of their arcs. #the different ways that their characters approach problem solving and how we see tht reinforced by s4. it's so fascinating #genuinely i think idk it was just such a big culture shock i guess u could say from 1 and 2 that it was hard to digest on its own for me #but now that 4 is in the same vein it's like Oh. Okay. Yeah no. I get it now. That's cool. I'm forever bitter but I get it and respect it. #3 4 and 5 are a package deal considering they also said 4 was like part 1 of 5. #it also makes sense bc the point of 3 was that everyone was changing and building themselves in a new way and that #includes vecna so. just so fascinating how they link everything and how their vision is so consistent with certain plots and characters #like. the lucas max mike n will + el involvement is right there. the idea that they have to kill vecna and not just his puppets is right #there. that 2nd point starts in season two but three is where it really turns into an ''the end justifies the means'' situation #(especially for will which i think is something a lot of people overlook but—) #s3 is painful when considering their personal character arcs but fucking delicious when considering the overarching supernatural vecna plot #bc thts also when he starts his ''there is no stopping this'' shtick and actually enters the story #and he's fucking slimy lol. which i Love #anyway. omg first i defended mike in the rain fight and now i'm saying i kind of like season three who the FUCK am i!!!!! #crazy what feeling the need to defend a white boy's honor will do to you 😳

[daechwitamv]

I GOT A 1.3 IN THE WORST AND ALSO THE LAST EXAM OF MY UNI CAREER I SPENT OVER TWO WEEKS IN ABSOLUTE HELL TO PREPARE FOR IT I WAS STILL NOT SURE ID EVEN PASS THIS MORNING AND NOW I GOT ALMOST THE BEST GRADE THERE IS IM FLOATING THREE METERS ABOVE THE GROUND I AM INVINCIBLE MY BRAIN IS GIGANTIC

#IDK WHAT 1.3 IS IN AMERICAN TERMS MAYB LIKE AN A AND 1.0 IS A+ JUST KNOW THAT ITS A RLY RLY GOOD GRADE #im so shell shocked WHO AM I ! #someone hand me some vino and a cake RIGHT NOW

[semperreformanda]

should’ve just made a FAQ page for everyone’s questions about my baby/birth because it’s getting stressful answering the same questions and people throwing so many advice and unnecessary comments 🥲

#it’s all the same #and then I feel like I need to educate them on due dates #and then they throw the same jokes like ‘ha ha ur baby gonna be talking when he comes out’ #meanwhile I am here mourning the fact I most likely won’t be able to experience spontaneous labor #it’s just something I don’t wanna deal w right now at this point in pregnancy #I’ve already come to terms with accepting medical interventions #and that most things in life don’t go according to our plan #including birth plans *shocking* #but just random people texting me asking me all these questions while im grappling with all these things #is such a huge stressor rn #wish mamas in their last couple weeks of pregnancy can just go into hibernation mode lmao

[catastrxblues]

hi so i just finished bridge to terabithia and now i’m unwell and my eyes are red because i’ve been crying before i’d even reached 20 minutes of it for i actually knew what was going to happen and by the time i reached an hour something something i just straight up sobbing screaming into my pillow. and now it’s 12 am and i’m still thinking about them. because god, look at them, how they were, the little world they lived in, wouldn’t you just love that, to run away, to escape, to grasp that childhood naivety and innocence that you lost a long time ago, to feel the sun in your skin and the air in your lungs and to paint fantasies and laugh and play and run hidden away from the world and find an old run down tree house and decided to make it your own little shelter and pin up canvases on the worn wood and paint and let your creativity goes wild and have someone understand you and gets you and do it with you, and wouldn’t you just love to have something so constant, so sincere, so genuine, so pure, so real, that there wasn’t anything else. if i knew i was going to cry this much, if i knew how much space this movie would make in my life, i wouldn’t have started this movie tonight. i would have been in peace on the floor of my room, not realizing how badly i actually want something like this even though i would never unironically admit this to anyone in my life or even myself when i’m outside of the familiar place of my mind, for that matters

#bridge to terabithia #how am i supposed to recover #i wasn’t planning to write a paragraph about it but yeah i kinda love this movie i guess #i needed a good cry and the universe didn’t stop me from choosing this movie i don’t know if that’s nice or simply mean #i was going to watch la la land after this but that’s not gonna happen now #i’m not reading back what i wrote otherwise i would just delete it because i’d think this movie deserves better more coherent thoughts #and i’d say that i’d just rewrite it tomorrow but then i wouldn’t #because nothing would ever beat the “everything i create has to be great or nothing” in me #and i never am proud of what i made unless it’s supposedly only for my viewing #so i actually don’t know if what i just wrote make sense but yeah #my eyes feel so weird right now #also the ending was definitely up to interpretations!! (spoiler alert* just in case) #i myself personally like to believe he dreamed up the last 30 minutes of it and didn’t even go to the museum #and so he’ll just wake up definitely shocked but then still find leslie in her house who was just about to meet him so they could go!! #and because the rope was cut off by the lightning from last night they decide to build the bridge so everyone could cross safe and sound!! #i like my ending better they really should change it #but no all and all the end was really beautiful #even though it took me maybe even an hour to get through it because i keep sobbing and have to repeat over and over to hear what they said #yeah okay anyways sorry for the rant<3 #i’m not sure what this is #but glad i could get it off my chest #let’s see how to tag how to tag #movies #just #childhood #whatever <3 #nadirants