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Assorted SHOCKER thoughts
I apologize for the length there are over 5 villains and I loved all of them
Also just to clarify I am using the aug abbreviations from the soundtrack because KUA-1 is quicker than typing Spider-Aug
Shin Kamen Rider has 7 villains if we count the Locusts as one villain and fucking astonishingly manages to pull it off
In this iteration SHOCKER was formed by a depressed reclusive billionaire who desired to find a way through AI to attain human happiness. He creates 3 AI “I” who is implied to serve as this iteration of the Great Leader, “J” a Kikaider esque bot with little screentime which later upgrades itself to “K”
The billionaire later killed himself and entrusted K with helping humans attain happiness
K is... surprisingly not that different from his show counterpart. Basically taking his uncomfortable elements of neutrality, agreeability and not especially strong moral compass to its logical conclusion.
He isn’t exactly evil, he’s just an AI who will find anything understandable if it helps humans attain their happiness. He doesn’t really give a shit about the conflict, he mourns the AUGs he was fond of (including Ruriko) and talks entirely nonchalantly with Ruriko as she goes to kill KUA-1
When Takesh and Ichiro die he merely leaves the base without a word
Also like the fucking Shocker Aug leitmotif is the same song with different backing instrumentals or vocals, with KUA-1′s being this rapturous cheering, KOA-1′s being this vibrant and excited bit of jazz and HAA-1′s being this steady techno backing it is so fuck
It is established that the AUGS are partially controlled by causing them to feel perpetual euphoria (which also is used to explain why they are such bombastic villains)
Each of the AUGS are used to establish a different element of SHOCKER’s whole evil schtick
Oh KUA-1 my beloved KUA-1.
He has 4 arms and it is so sex
“Terminate all traitors. This is my task”
KUA-1 (Spider Aug) is about blind devotion to their cause
KUA-1 hates humans and for sake of all Augments who forsake their humanity he shall kill humans. He is perhaps the most devoted to the cause of SHOCKER, and views the augmentations as a great gift. While he knows he must kill Hongo he is also one of their “beloved augments” and wishes to see his “glorious lethality” in action.
In their fight after seeing Hongo kill his way through the Low-Class AUG combatants he tries to connect with Hongo about the joys of killing and when Hongo doesn’t reciprocate he begans strangling him asking
“You are also Augmented? How can you not understand this happiness”
His final words are the fucking amazing “Oh darn, I can’t fight him effectively here”
KOA-1 or Bat Aug
Uh fucking epidemics his thing is he really fucking likes epidemics
KOA-1 is a paranoid “old bat” who has been working on a “bat virus’ that will allow him to control the populace. Basically a more research orientated take on the original Bat Man
He dresses snazzy and has a flare for the dramatic
He doesn’t trust the combatants so he exclusively has barely useful automatons to guard his base. When Ruriko makes quick work of him and tries to make him a deal to go into custody he reveals she has been exposed to the virus as she falls limp before Takeshi arrives in an attempt to help
The Bat has the automotans take on the appearnce of Ruriko as they flood the stadium and he makes a show of how he can easily kill her if Takeshi doesn’t take listen to him
He forces Takeshi into a sadistic choice to expose himself to the toxin and kill Ruriko... Only for Ruriko to reveal that his virus won’t work on Augments like her and Takeshi and pulls out a shotgun and shoots his wing out.
He promptly flies to safety and takes comfort that Kamen Rider can only jump 66.90 meters high which if memory serves is from the original show. So anyway Takeshi fucking points the Cyclone boosters down and sends himself launching into the sky where well
A Jump to the Sky turns into a Rider Kick
I do not remember his final words
SAA-1 (Scorpion AUG) represents... Fucking something I don’t know, the inherent eroticism of fight scenes
Okay in all honesty she represents SHOCKER’s reinterpretation as being for Humanity’s Happiness and is about the euphoria or “ecstasy” they feel
I am going to be blunt. I was dreading her. In the prequel manga she was... awful without getting into specifics because I will tangent about how much I hate that manga
If you don’t take extended universe bullshit she is just a fun bombastic character who is there just to have a fucking amazingly choreographed fight with Anti-SHOCKER Alliances agents with a nice song.
She slit people’s throats with her high heels
I know it was fanservice but it was also cool as fuck
Her henchman came in with ballistic shields and some dance choreography as they blocked the bullets which was fucking awesome
Anyway she gets killed moving on
Her final words are “Flop”
HAA-1 or Wasp Aug
She represents the classic goal of SHOCKER subjugation
And also Yuri
HAA-1 has made a small town her test run for her “wasp hive” in which using a server connected to something I cannot for the life of me remember to have complete control over the civilian populace.
Before Ruriko managed to defect SHOCKER was something of a family, with Hiromi being Ruriko’s only friend and understandably Ruriko isn’t exactly enthused about the situation
Ruriko attempts to convince Hiromi to leave SHOCKER which she doesn’t... exactly respond well to. Namely by pointing out that the guards aren’t SHOCKER, but random civilians who “Ruri-Ruri’s” “Guard Dog” probably wouldn’t want to kill.
During this Hiromi explains more of SHOCKER’s philosophy and in case you were worried Kamen Rider wasn’t killing fascists this movie, don’t worry! Because she starts explaining her plan to enact eugenics and ensure only the the most fit survive
So Takeshi and Ruriko jump out a window.
(I would like to add that Neon Genesis Evangelion promised window jumping and never delivered so that is one thing Shin Kamen Rider has over that)
Ruriko approaches her again (alone) in hopes of appealing again to her former friend. Hiromi counteroffers with Ruriko to join SHOCKER and points out that her guard dog probably should be here for if she refuses. Ruriko simply states
"I told you, I'm well-prepared."
Hard cut to a plane flying over head
Followed by Takeshi jumping out and fucking slamming into the mind-control- server blowing it to fuck as Falling Velocity sexily blares
Ruriko again asks Hiromi to leave SHOCKER
And Hiromi replies that she now wants to make Ruriko cry by killing her “pet”
She and her henchmen have a brief sword fight against Takeshi, but when it is a stalemate she absorbs her henchmen to “Henshin” and tosses Takeshi a sword
And this fight scene kinda fucks really hard
She has superspeed and just starts beating the shit out of Takeshi Hongo who is just desperately trying to block her attacks only gaining the upper hand when her sword gets stuck in his armor.
Takeshi refuses to kill her because Ruriko doesn’t wish it and Ruriko again pleads with her to leave SHOCKER
Before the Government Agents Takeshi and Ruriko teamed up with walk in, state “What a profound sentiment” and shoot her
Her last words are, “Ruriko, I wanted you to be the one to kill me”
Next is... well next is Ichimonju but I will ramble about him later because oh my god Ichimonji
No instead we go over K.K. Aug or Kameleon Mantis. K.K wants revenge for his brother in arms KUA-1 and after Ruriko deprograms Ichimonji (who is stunned) proceeds to stab her in the back as Takeshi watches with a broken leg.
He represents SHOCKER perpetual hidden threat
He mentions that is made by the “Death’s Angels” (Likely lead by the show’s Dr. Death) subgroup of the organization which is why Ruriko had no knowledge of him as he prepares to finish her off
A rather high speed Ichimonji Hayato kicks him from off-screen and that is pretty much all that can be said for K.K aug as Ichimonji just kinda beats the shit out of him as K.K. aug is baffled as to what the hell is happening
His final words are “I’m sorry, brother Spider-Aug”
He also serves as a nod to Gel-SHOCKER’s hybrid monsters in the original show and is basically just a warmup for the birth of Kamen Rider 2
And also the point where Takeshi and Ruriko’s survival looks increasingly unlikely
Next is an adaptation of my favorite arc of the manga and Oh this scene was made for me specifically
Next is not one Aug. It is 12
The SHOCKER RIDERS
The SHOCKER Riders represent the horrible fate that awaited our Kamen Riders that they only barely escaped.
They do something really fucking interesting
Ichiro, the SHOCKER Commander of the movie announces to Takeshi Hongo who has gone on to face him alone to fulfill Ruriko’s will encounters 12 Riders in the tunnel
And he explains to Takeshi that when Grasshoppers swarm they become more ruthless, their carapace turns black and they become Locusts, as opposed to being singular beings they are gregarious
Takeshi the 13th Rider, will soon die
Thus begins a hectic desperate chase set to millet as Takeshi desperately shields himself with the Cyclone, burns them with its thrusters and goes between Cyclones desperately trying to keep up before they overwhelm him, pin him under one of their bikes, circling him as the on pinning him unloads a submachine gun into his head.
In a moment that I genuinely giggled in joy at this is a recreation of Takeshi’s death scene in the original manga (albeit he survives here due to having his helmet)
Enter Ichimonji, with his help Takeshi and Hayato are able to outmaneuver the Riders, before managing to destroy their bikes because Hayato GOAT that he is brought semtex.
Hayato and Takeshi’s rapidly proceed to defeat them with a Double Rider Kick to a sex orchestration of Let’s Go! Rider Kick
All in all I was fucking happy
Ichiro Midorikawa is too much to go over in this already long thing
However he represents SHOCKER’s roots
That of being an organization that started out of a desire to find a solution to human sorrow before it snowballed horrifically.
He’s just a young man grieving his mother and his solution to fixing the corruption of human hearts is simply too horrific for him to be allowed
Despite everything he still blatantly loves his sister, to the point where he allows Takeshi to leave with a headstart just because his sister has finally found someone she connects with
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hello vault beloved can i ask if you maybe have any thoughts about forest spirit dream? i miss him </3
Anything for you kiuda beloved <3
I have many thoughts about him. I should probably write more out in general since I haven’t had time to draw much. Enjoy my rambling which quickly turned into a pseudo-fic lol
It was winter when Dream was captured. Early winter- the air was cold, the ground was dry and not yet coated in snow, some brittle leaves still clinging to the trees. None of it would stop the fires from tearing through the heart of his home.
This wouldn’t have been the first time his arms were tied behind his back with a net tangling around his antlers, but it was the first he was too drained to break free.
It was spring when he was rescued, some years later.
He doesn’t remember most of it, when Techno carried him across mountains until they reached a large, unfamiliar forest. Dream woke up by a small spring. Crystal clear water, life all around, and a tiny sapling growing next to him. It would take years, decades, to grow on its own. But he would give what little magic he could offer to this sapling, to the entire forest, and he will protect it as it will protect him.
Techno was still there, bringing him food, making sure he was okay, but he only stayed for a few days. Techno still had a job to do, after all. (And was only slightly concerned for his new human friend Phil, since they are so prone to getting into danger.) Dream was sad to see him go, but made him promise to visit soon.
So Dream stayed by that spring, alone, and he rest.
It had been years since he’s been able to connect with a forest. Years since he’s felt a warm breeze or felt his fingers run through grass. He thinks maybe he forgot how to create that bond, but it’s a natural thing. The trees and flowers and vines reach for him as desperately as he reaches for them.
He slowly regained his energy, some scars fade, but his antlers still won’t grow back right and there’s still a brand burnt into his skin.
001.
Dream hates it. He can’t bear to look at it for long, before tearing his eyes away from his own arm with a grimace.
Not only is it downright embarrassing for a spirit to be caught and marked by humans, but he was the first of that particular operation. The inspiration that caused many others to end up just like him: numbered and abused.
Techno told Dream that he planned to free them all. He hadn’t known Techno for long, but felt inclined to believe he’ll succeed.
Years pass. The sapling had grown and Dream had recovered physically, though his distrust for humans only grows as towns get built along the outskirts of his territory. He can’t chase them away; humans play their own role in nature as well, when they’re not being blinded by greed. But he scares away the curious few from wandering too close.
Eventually, Techno does visit again. It took much longer than Dream would have liked, but “soon” doesn’t mean much when they’re nearly immortal. He planned to only complain a little bit when he sensed Techno approach the heart of the forest, but his plans were cut short when he actually saw the other spirit.
He looked exhausted. And sad. When asked, Techno kept it short; his human friend passed, apparently. They had been traveling together since they met, rescuing spirits and something about destroying tyrannical governments. He wasn't speaking in his usual controlled enthusiasm, and said he’d talk more after a nap, and promptly fell asleep by the spring.
That nap lasted several years.
The area around the spring stays warm year-round due to the magic™️, and Dream checked on him frequently, though he was certain there was no safer place; even the animals stayed away when Dream wanted them to.
He figured a roaming spirit like Techno would need to take long rests, although the mourning probably played a factor as well. But he didn’t mind. Dream was glad his friend trusted him enough to keep an eye out while he hibernated. (Even though he didn’t understand the sentimentality for a human.)
Inevitably, hunters discovered what Dream was again and sought him out, now that the properties of spirits were more well known. Dream was too careless last time he was discovered, and he wouldn’t let his past mistakes repeat.
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So I have questions for your Lulled by Waves Au!!!! It’s so very good and Mers my beloveds!!!!
1. So Ranboo must be quite old (I can’t remember how decades work) does this mean that mers and Leviathans age differently to humans?
2. Language barriers are soooooo annoying and soooo good! Do Ranboo and Tubbo eventually work out a way to communicate?
3. Is there any kind of mer/leviathan magic that exists in this universe? Like you mentioned that humans think that Mers created Leviathans as a means of protection. If yes what kind of magic and could it be linked to breaking language barriers :3
4. Telllllll meeeeee abouttttt Tommmmyyyyyyyyyy!!!!! How does he come into play in the au????
5. Do you plan to add more characters in the future (even if this is just rambles, I still wanna know 👉👈)
6. Does anyone ever find out about Ranboo and Tubbo’s meetings???
As you can see, I like this Au very much :3 Thanks for your time and have a lollipop 🍭
I'm glad you like it :DD ty for the questions!
1- Leviathans do age a bit differently from humans and other mer! they age faster as babies but drastically slow as they almost reach adolescence to prepare for all the growing they're gonna do, I'm gonna say that takes 10 years, then from there they keep steadily growing and aging at a slower pace.
I haven't figured out anything exact yet, but Ranboo is probably in his 90s yeah, and about 18-20 maturity wise. so maybe 4-5 years for 1 leviathan year?
2- It's a one-sided language barrier too so it's extra annoying for Ranboo lol, and even though Tubbo's looking past the history he was taught he hasn't thought of Ranboo as more intelligent than a crow or smart dog yet. He starts to suspect when Ranboo responds so accurately to what he says, but that gets sped up when Tommy slaps Tubbo with 'yeah the leviathan is a person' and helps Ranboo figure out how to actually speak english.
3- there is some magic! I haven't thought it out fully but suggestions are open. And that story of leviathan origins is actually exclusive to mers, humans have no idea, they just think leviathans are a case of deep-sea gigantism of a less evolved species of mer. No magic with language barriers for Ranboo bc I have more fun that way but it gives me an idea!
-I'm gonna give some merfolk/leviathans the ability to bond with another person that forms a mental link of sorts, a way to easily communicate over distance and sense if there's trouble. Ranboo and Tubbo don't have this but maybe some day.
-The little sprite guys can be magical too. say, if enough of them are gathered around a mer that mer can be transformed into a leviathan. I like that. it'd be more complicated but it's a start :)
-something with breathing underwater
4- Tommyyyy, Tommy my boy, he has it rough! He's a mer that got fished up and put in a tank a few years ago. He's seen the sights, been on display, made some friends, lost 'em, he's got stories man. Eventually was bought by some guys who figured they can gain infinite scales to get rich off of as long as they keep him alive.
They stop in Tubbo's town for business, everyone knows seaside towns are a hotspot for scale buyers. Tubbo catches on that there's a live mer being held captive and well, people know mers are sapient, scale buying is dying out with newer generations, so since he has a chance to do something about it this time he breaks Tommy out and carts him off to Ranboo for help, bc where else could he go?
Tommy really fixes the communication problem here, MVP. Turns out Ranboo couldn't speak english because they usually practiced underwater and not enough above water to actually figure out how to use their vocal cords the right way, and of course Tommy knows, so he helps Ranboo and Ranboo re-familiarizes him with merfolk language in return. :D It's a silly mistake but tbf to Ranboo they try not to breach the surface if they can help it bc of old fear of hunters.
5- I do!! Wilbur, Techno, Kristin, Philza, Michael, and Puffy so far!
Wilbur is a human, he busts mer poachers. he mistakes Tubbo for one at first bc he was following Tommy's trail and learned he was taken from the guys. Nearly passes out when meeting Ranboo.
Techno is a mer! Very standoffish to humans, but tolerates Tubbo bc Tommy vouched for him. He's just traveling and looking for humans to mess up.
Kristin is a leviathan and Philza is her mer husband :], they're friends of Techno! Phil and Techno have that magic mental link so they can keep in touch despite long distances. Techno kinda calls them over after meeting benchtrio.
Michael is a leviathan, just a little baby guy Ranboo finds after meeting Techno but before meeting Kristin and Phil. No one knows where his parents are, presumably they're gone by more natural causes. Ranboo adopts immediately.
Puffy is a human! I haven't figured out a lot of her role yet besides being a sailor that Tubbo talks to. Maybe a neighbor or guardian? Someone to notice how much Tubbo stays out at the beach.
6- which leads to this I guess :D So besides Wilbur, I haven't planned who find out very well. Someone else def will find out though. Tubbo has kinda been documenting what he learns about leviathans, so one day he can try and change people's minds about them.
And I have this little spinoff idea where Tubbo makes internet posts and videos with Ranboo or the other mers, so either they do the reveal themselves and cause shenanigans, or get found out and have some drama before the shenanigans. ^_^ The first one would give Tubbo more anonymity, but the latter would make people believe him quicker.
TY for the lollipop :D it was very fun to answer these! <3
#beckyu#asks#mcyt g/t#dsmp g/t#giant!ranboo#tiny!tubbo#tiny!tommy#Lulled by Waves au#tiny!philza#tiny!wilbur#tiny!techno#uuh i dont want to overtag#but yeah thanks for the ask :D it helped me flesh out some things too!#i have many good pictures in my head for scenes but few ways to string them into plot lol
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Fic Recs cuz well. why not
Space AUs that are either Ranboo centric, or close enough
Event Horizon by Hellenite (Series, 2 fics) - Everyone's heard about this one but I shall include it anyway! Beeduo centric fics where Ranboo is a travelling prince and Tubbo flies a ship for an organaization called the syndicate. Detested to Beloved speedrun any%
A Sheep and A Human's Journey Across the Galaxy by Maokitt (Series, 3 works, 2 complete 1 ongoing ) - Puffy and Ranboo centric fics where Puffy escapes from her deathworld planet and winds up becoming companions with Ranboo. Super funny (see: the ranboo sigmund freud post), really touching, and I absolutely ADORE the worldbuilding on this one
Human Parts by teasdays (1 fic, 4 chapters, complete) - Ranboo centric fic where Ranboo lives on a post-apocalyptic earth, where he is the last human until cclingy crashes on the planet. really sweet, kinda sad, nice ending :] not much space exploration but its talked about enough so it counts
Celestial Lights by corvidwitchinghour (2 fics, both complete, unsure if ongoing) (aka hit fic from my mutual @/glow-duo) - Glowduo cetric fic where they're both running away from their past. Human Aimsey, Alien Ranboo, they are friends. smile
Three Teens Crashed What Will They Do (Oneshot) by MollyPollyKinz - Human Benchtrio crash on an alien planet. The end there's really not much more to it
Home Is Where Vital Systems Are Most Accessible by Gekuu9 (1 fic, 22 chapters, ongoing) - Human TommyInnit stows away on SBI Alien Spaceship tm. It is pretty good though :] I'm including it under the category bc Ranboo becomes relevant abt halfway through, and Tubbo also becomes relevant after that :p
Assorted Other Fics
honey and tangerines by bonesandthebees (1 fic, 5 chapters, ongoing) - crimeboys centric (tommy's pov) of tommy moving in with wilbur (step brother who he hasnt talked to in forever). its a coming of age small town sort of vibe, and its very sweet so far ^_^
if i get out of this alive, i'm getting a pilot's license to spite this snowstorm in particular by marshmellowite (1 fic, 17 chapters, ongoing) (aka hit fic by mutual @/marssie) - ranboo centric (and also. artic commune (is that phil techno and ranboos trio name?) centric) the long dark au where ranboos plane crashes, theres totally magic happenings going on, and ranboos lowkey going through it. super fun read tho, and the humor and angst balance well. teehee
Apotheosis by ellis (ellabellachickitychella) (1 fic, 2 chapters, finished) - techno centric greek mythology fic where technos a greek hero and ccrime are atlas and promethus (but human) respectively. super nice read, fun and funny and sweet. bonus points bc ranboo gets to be a silly little guy and nikis a badass, and what more could you want really
The Grave That Held You (Oneshot) by lockergirl - ccrime centric oneshot where Wilbur is a prince who got assasinated, and tommys a necromancer. you can guess what happens next
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Ayooo, wilbur choco late~ au!
Saw in the tiny workers au the idea of eating tinies with food! Does Wilbur eventually try it out or is it too ptsd inducing with the bad memories?
Alsoooooo, does he ever start getting along with Sbi?
I feel like Tommy would spoil Wilbur, since borrowing sounds like surviving and not thriving, and love to hear your ideas of whatever Tiny furniture he would have to like commission or make himself😁
However im sure Wilbur would start to both feel very touched and also guilty, since he can't buy stuff for himself🥺 maaybbee he starts streaming to try and cover his own expenses? Or any other possible job for a tiny🤔
Im trying to get my thinking brain started, ideas are haaaarrrdd, and i don't even write anything 😂 kudos to you and other writers everywhere, i think i started a story in 2015 and never looked at it again. You guys are epic🙌
beloved !!!!!!1!!!!1!1
oh gosh yes i absolutely love that idea for tiny workers >:D
but jeeeez for wilbur chocolate?? wilbur definitely stays away from food for as long as he can, and he dreads conversations about eating. tommy still forces wilbur to eat, because this man has been living off of chocolate for god knows how long, he needs something else. wilbur gets off fine hydrating because he really missed that, but food he struggles with, because when he chews on something that doesn't have the consistency and subtle taste of cocoa beans, it's hard to convince himself it's not just a fantasy.
tommy also avoids eating around wilbur. he takes meals to his room or wherever he knows wil wouldn't often go and makes it obvious he's about to start eating if he doesn't directly warn wilbur.
wow i totally did not answer the question there lmfao
the answer is no, wilbur would not try it. tommy would also never put wilbur in a situation even if wilbur insisted that he was ready,,,
mm things with emduo are a little bit slow, mainly because wilbur is hesitant to approach them. techno's definitely the most standoffish and doesn't want anything to do with wilbur, while phil just occasionally side-eyes wilbur at times.
phil, after realizing on his own that tommy probably won't be letting wil go any time soon, tries his hardest to overcome his prejudice against wilbur. he forces himself to find a time where wilbur is alone to try and talk to wilbur. i'm probably gonna write this so i'll keep some stuff private :)
aand for techno they don't ever really interact with each other, but in the rare occasion that they do, they click even faster than wilbur did with tommy--it's like instantly. (twinsduo my lovely beloved duo <3)
oh yes tommy would absolutely do that, especially after what wil's been through. wilbur is very hesitant with dark spaces so tommy buys a nightlight for his room and wilbur sleeps near there, and tommy spends hours looking for tiny furniture before he just ends up going to a craft store to find miniatures
and yes wilbur would feel absolutely terrible because tommy does this with his own money and never asks his family for help with it (tommy doubts they'd ever do that) so he does eventually ask tommy to like...take it down a notch
ohhhhh that streaming idea is adorableee but for this au tiny technology is more expensive than human technology, so before wilbur can even consider doing that he'd need a normal job first. which honestly is an unreasonably hard thing to find because c'mon who's going to employ a tiny if not another tiny who can't start a business if they have no money and they won't get money without finding a job but jobs won't hire tinies so they need to get hired by a tiny but there are no businesses by tinies because the cycle keeps on repeating and repeating (pff idk why i typed that there's water coursing through my veins for the first time in days so i'm hyper on water rn)
and plus wilbur is very unsure about the humans he lets employ him. some of them give off "sketchy vibes" and some of them just look off. but eventually wilbur does find a job (don't make me say bc i cannot think rn just shhhhh it'll come to me someday)
oh i totally get that
fic ideas come to me like that but worldbuilding stuff is hardd sometimes
no judgement, i've given up on so many fics. but i also have reopened a lot of those! it's never too late to start :D
and don't even worry whenever you do send in an ask you give the most godly, perfect ideas so it's definitely worth the wait C:<
#brickquiries#graci brickling#wilbur chocolate au#tw mention of food play#like vore food play not sex food play cause nuhuh that's very bad#cw vore implication/mention#(edit) i just realized i tagged this tiny workers;;;;;;; my bad :'D
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Just a moment to talk about how TommyInnit is my least favorite character and how the fandom has supplanted their DSMP character over the actual person.
[In this, I am referring to the content creators by their first names, rather than "c!" or "cc!" to illustrate what lines have been blurred. If it looks weird to read, that line has been crossed. I think if I did the normal "!" indicator, it feeds into the confusion more that helps here]
Tom has become the focus of a bit of an argument among his fans over how he has been bullied and manipulated by Clay. If the wording looks confusing, yeah it is.
The same confusion one could take away if referring to Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman's relationship as borderline romantic and all you've seen of their work is in "The Hobbit".
The DSMP is full of content creators that have their own lives, but are friends and colleagues first. They have over the last 3 years created a world that millions of people have come to enjoy. One of the stories that many have taken to be the "main story" is based around a late addition to the server, Tom's character, TommyInnit.
Clay's character, Dream is the namesake of the story's server. Tom messaged him to be a part of the server and after seeing some of Tom's other videos and finding them funny, Clay invited Tom and when he logged in, Tom started his bit. While Tom is kind and courteous, TommyInnit is a fucking menace.
As TommyInnit, Tom acts like a entitled brat, bullies everyone he meets and gets disciplined by the adults and goes back to do it again. Tom invites his friends join, including one adult that acted like they encouraged TommyInnit to engage in criminal behavior. When thwarted, TommyInnit and his friends build a fort where they established a nationalist European ethnostate that rebuked the adults of the indigenous population. They went to war and in an incredible bit of character development, TommyInnit gave up something important to him so they could keep the nation they had carved out.
And fans loved it. L'Manburg became a symbol and they propped up as a great nation. To this day, mention of it in chat elicits "o7" and has inspired art and music lauding how beloved it has become, failing in seeing how flawed its charter and claims were from the start.
This is also where the community began to really mutate Clay and his character, Dream, into one concept.
And part of this is on Clay. At the time, he had chosen privacy, and unlike other folks streaming with facecams, he chose not to stream at all. He could take the role of a villain because it allowed him to maintain that anonymity, not be the focus of everyone's streams and still work on his own channel and growth.
When you don't control the narrative, others write it for you. And TommyInnit and his friends called Dream a villain with the sort of delivery that electrified his fans into Dream "antis" and because nuance is lost on some folks, antis to Clay as well.
Dream was just as much Clay's identity everywhere else and as Dream's character applied more authority over TommyInnit, the more mutated and monstrous his depictions became. Some were really cool, but Dream was no longer being treated like a human. He was an abomination to be feared and maligned and this carried over into perceptions of Clay.
Currently, I am seeing some folks in the fandom that have completely bought into the unhealthy relationship TommyInnit has with Dream and implying a character's poor judgement should apply to how Tom thinks of Clay.
Ignoring any other collabs they have done before. That they are friends and really looking forward to meeting each other. Grieved together with their friends when Techno passed away. Writing their stories together, and have fun doing streams. Tom regularly checked in on Clay when he is going through shit and they talk like normal people, sometimes for hours about their work and their ideas. Have been genuine to each other and know a lot of what fans don't and will likely never know.
Being trusted and a confidant, even in the face of the spears of the world. Tom is like this with all his friends.
Ranboo and Toby may have their differences right now, but he makes time for both of them. He's a good guy with the understanding beyond his years sometimes. He's learned and grown a lot and it makes sense that he is ignoring pressure to abandon his friends.
In his latest lore stream, I think Tom took a jab at his fandom. TommyInnit's hatred of Dream is now obsessive. There isn't any rationality to it. He spends every waking moment thinking about him, stalking and wants to destroy him. Willing to drag others into their obsession too.
Tom has learned from Wilbur. How to hold a mirror up to his audience and see if they pass the Mark Test.
Many have totally failed, partially because they chose to boycott the stream, because hate Clay so much, but plan to watch it later or read summaries because they missed the point. That's what I think some of that call Tom had with Clay was. How to make folks just a little more self-aware.
Tom knows what is going on and has not ignored it. He addresses it everytime he streams and gives fans nothing after they treat him like a child, ignore his agency and try to get him to reject his friends.
Those fans treat him the way they accuse Dream of treating TommyInnit.
And such an irony is hard to ignore.
#cc!Dream#cc!Tommy#c!Dream#c!tommyinnit#dsmp#fandom /neg#I really did summarize the story in this as if no one knows lol
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Hello here is part 3.5 of my royal scarian + Tubbo au!
I'm gonna go over some of the details of the story like how old everyone is. Name of the Kingdom and more. And in part 4 I'm gonna try writing angst because i have an idea.
First everyone's age
Between Grian and Scar, Scar is the oldest at 32 and Grian is 29. Tubbo is 5 years old and so is Tommy (Tubbo is older tho). Ranboo is already 6. Phil is around 40 and Wilbur Is 11 and techno Is 18. Ranboo's parents are also around 30
Then there rolls in the Kingdom
Grian and Scar are married and are the kings of the Kingdom. Scar is the one with royal blood and Grian was an architect before he married Scar. Tubbo was a commener before he was found by the kings. Phil is the chief of the royal guards and his son techno is gonna be the next chief. Wilbur is just starting to learn guitar and Tommy is dreaming also dreaming of becoming a gaurd. Ranboo is the prince of Endlantis and he has 2 mom's.
And lastly some random facts about my au
1. Scar has a disability that causes that he can't always walk so he has days that he uses a wheelchair .
2. Grian and Scar met when Grian wa hired to design a house for the new chef and his family. And Scar fell in love with him at first sight.
3. Tubbo has a biological father but doesn't know his name because he was never told the name.
4. Jelly is considered the royal cat and is to be treated with respect.
5. Maui and pearl are also royal cats and are to be treated with respect.
6. The Kingdom that Scar and Grian live in is called the Vexlands.
7. Hybrids live in peace with humans. That being said, Scar is a vex hybrid, Grian is an avian and Tubbo is a goat hybrid.
8. The whole boatem crew is part of the castle. Mumbo is an advisor, pearl is the head maid and impulse is one of the chefs.
-🥳
VEXLANDS LOVE THAT
Royal cats Jellie, Pearl and Maui <33333 I love this au so much
waaah cuties. SBI my beloved *hugs them tightly*
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Top DSMP Crack Fics
In no particular order, here are my favorite (shorter) DSMP crack fics.
1. Ranboo Beloved VS. The State by 7CxRhye: this is a transcript of Ranboo being tried for culinary crimes against humanity. Several moments had me in hysterical tears
2. exile is made 1000% funnier by stressed_sock: the whole of the SMP band against Dream to protect Tommy. This one also had me laugh crying.
3. June First by Misterghostfrog and SilverWing15: Superhero au told entirely through Twitter posts. Does a great job on storytelling through non-traditional means.
4. THE ADVENTURES OF THESEUS by orpheusaki: 2 part series, modern version of Tommy moving into Techno’s house without his consent. Is Techno in the mafia? Nobody knows.
5. TommyInnit Commits the Poggest Crime! (feat. the VERY BEST animal sidekicks!) by edthefatmagicturtle: Tommy steals a lift from a Walmart with the help of a warthog. Sbi are called in as heroes and fail miserably.
Feel free to add your own! I'm always open to new fics!
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Hi, y'all! Hope everyone is doing good. For whoever ends up responding to this, what is your favorite thing to draw or write?
I like drawing outfits (mostly because bodies are a pain) I enjoy making combinations of different pieces of clothing to make something nice looking. Flowy dresses my beloved but I also can't figure out how to draw them for the life of me.
And one of my favorite things to write is people who are learning to understand each other and having a genuine soft moment together.
Have a great day/night mutual bestie beloveds!
Hello! Thank you for the ask!! <3
I quite enjoy drawing myself with my friends, headmates, and pets <3 and i love doodling little flowers and animals and bugs, just silly stuff :3 i havent written anything as of yet, but id love to do hurt + comfort >:O
I know Slime quite likes to draw outfits, mostly dresses (he uses a lot of refrences, maybe try that >:O, also draw a sphere and try imaging how fabric would sit over it, and use that for future reference with more complicated shapes)! he also draws a lot of.... very weird stuff. lots of cursed frogs with human legs i- im scared of him
Techno draws himself a lot, and he doesnt write but likes to read about comfort/fluff stuff normally involving him and people hes hurt in his source :(
And Tubbo draws a lot of Technoblade (theyre actually good friends!)
the only like, writer is Skulls. though i believe deo and techno wanted to try their hand at that :)
Thank you again mutual bestie beloved!
-Clementine [he/him]
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Halo AU c!tntduo my beloved <33
Ok so my Halo special interest was revived one fateful night and now I’m brainrotting. Like I’ve been writing down all my ideas in my silly little notebook and now I have an entire dsmp halo AU planned out.
This would follow the storyline of Halo games 2 and 3, and would closely mirror the events of both games.
c!Quackity would be Master Chief (AU name= Alex-125 Master Chief Petty Officer) and obviously would be on the UNSC side. His AI would be Tubbo and yes I understand that canon master chief’s and Cortana’s relationship has romantic undertones but this is silly, obviously platonic cabinetduo we’re talking about (also this AU is ENTIRELY platonic I’m just putting that out there, I can’t stand writing romance in Halo fics soz that’s not how I work lol)
Here’s my character list:
- Master chief = Quackity/Alex-125
- The Arbiter = Wilbur/Kur ‘Konomee (the -ee suffix basically says that he’s part of the Covenant army, nothing too specific. However, like Thel ‘Vadam [the canonical Arbiter], he drops the -ee after the Sangheili are forced to separate from the Covenant and end up making an alliance with the humans)
- Tartarus = Eret/Fersyreus
- Sergeant Johnson = Foolish; his name would straight up just be Sergeant Foolish, I’m not using real names unless I have to cause it’s weird
- Fleet Master = Technoblade/Rel ‘Nar Zudomai (I LOVE NAME LORE so the “‘Nar” in his name denotes a high rank in the Covenant army, usually means that the Sangheili with that honorific controls a portion of the Covenant’s Navy. And the -ai suffix in Techno’s surname denotes “blade master” cause get it ha funny)
- Miranda Keyes = Niki
- Lord Hood = Sam
- Prophet of Truth = Dream (I fucking hate how I have to write this motherfucker but he’s the big bad so I can’t think of anyone else. Also his death in this AU is going to be so satisfying trust me); prophet name = Prophet of Liberty
- Prophet of Regret = Schlatt; prophet name = Prophet of Benevolence
- Prophet of Mercy = BBH or George (prophet of Mercy does fuck all in the story so he basically dies off-screen); prophet name = Prophet of Grace OR Prophet of Harmony, I can’t decide
- The Gravemind would just be the Gravemind tbh, that shit’s staying the same; I’m too lazy and also my spin. on Halo would throw a FIT for changing the canon like that
Tbh I can’t remember any other super notable names, if/when I do though I will update this list probably in my notebook or something idk lol
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Somehow Technoblade had managed the spectacular achievement of becoming the odd one out in an entire community made up of rare and strange beings.
The fact that all the other residents were non-humans happened to be what made him different though. Wilbur had told him the history of the commune, how their town was founded with the direct purpose of being a safe place for mobs and hybrids to live in peace, secluded from the humans who hunted them, enslaved them, or would otherwise harm them. Their location was kept secret, hidden from most by enchantments, and they were almost completely self-sufficient in the way they were run in terms of food and stuff.
Only occasionally would somebody wander out to another village, to trade or just to seek a little adventure for themselves. Phil especially was prone to do this – a traveler at heart, his Elytrian nature – and he was the one who had found Technoblade in a rather... compromising position.
If by compromising you could mean having an arrow sticking out your back.
People didn't like Technoblade. And Technoblade generally didn't like people, but he liked it even less when they chased him out of their villages with their bows drawn. Phil had been kind enough to remove the projectile. Technoblade had bravely said it didn't hurt but then secretly dug his blunt nails into the palms of his hands hard enough to leave white indents. Then Phil had insisted on taking him home to get a proper look at the wound and clean it up.
Not all of the other residents were thrilled with Technoblade's presence at first, scared it could compromise their location. A lot of their tunes had changed when they found out other humans were the cause of his injury, even more so when Techno revealed this was hardly an isolated incident. People didn't like Technoblade at all.
(Most humans had little tolerance for that which they did not understand. And according to them, Technoblade was weird and very hard to understand. Techno understood himself perfectly fine, he always thought they were the weird ones.)
So he stayed and overall things worked out great. There were only minor issues caused by the 'only human around' thing. Their pub was a good example. A few of the others in the commune could simply fly or teleport, and those that couldn't had no problems either since they could rely on inhuman stamina to make the climb tolerable. Techno had a hundred rungs of a ladder he needed to brave with his pitiful human physique if he wanted to get up there. Same thing for Phil's ridiculously high-up birdhouse.
And then one day he got sick.
It was probably his own fault. Last night when it was storming he'd been coming home from mining and gotten completely soaked out in the rain. A small voice in the back of his mind told him he should probably take his drenched clothes off and get warm and comfortable as soon as he got home – the voice sounded suspiciously like Phil when he lectured Techno about fixing his terrible sleeping schedule and eating more regularly. But he had gotten distracted by putting away the materials he'd mined into his chests and starting to smelt the ore and by the time he noticed he was shivering at how cold it was, his clothes were damp more than wet. He lighted the fire and felt too exhausted to bother getting changed, crawling under the covers as he was - though it didn't completely ward away further trembling.
When he woke up his head hurt and there was this annoying tickle in his chest, feather-light touches against his lungs. The clothes had become sticky and uncomfortable, peeling off his skin. Techno coughed into a fist and set out as normal, intent on resuming his tasks where he left off yesterday.
It would probably go away on its own.
Except the coughing didn't stop. Small bursts of it kept coming up when he needed them least. He was in the middle of one when a voice rang out behind him.
"Techno, are you okay dude?" He must have jumped a solid three feet into the air and for a moment Wilbur only chuckled at his reaction.
"I told you to stop doing that," Techno grumbled, a little too sharply. Just because Wilbur could literally appear out of nowhere didn't mean he had to use that ability to sneak up on him for no reason. Techno coughed again, hiding it in his elbow.
"You did," Wilbur acknowledged with a smirk, but didn't apologize. "What are you doing?"
"What does it look I'm doing, I'm headed to the mines." Techno swung his pickaxe up on his shoulder, kind of almost nearly dropping it in the process with how clumsy his hands were being. Stupid.
"It looks like you were hacking up a lung, really." Wilbur's features softened. "Are you feeling alright?"
"I'm fine," Techno responded. He started walking again, knowing Wilbur would have a hard time following him while in corporeal form. Especially in the daytime.
"Are you coming to the pub later? I've got some new plans to unveil, think they'll be sick." Wilbur did make a valiant attempt at following him, though he quickly started falling behind, floating inches above the ground and unable to keep up with Techno's human strides.
"Uh, I'll think about it?" Techno answered evasively. He wasn't looking forward to braving that ladder in his current state. His arms hurt just thinking about it.
Wilbur stopped to call after him. "What do you mean you'll think about it?"
But Techno was far enough gone to be able to pretend not to hear him as he descended down his mineshaft.
Techno liked Niki's hair a lot. He'd even told her so not long after meeting her.
It was long and wavy and a nice shade of pastel pink that reminded him of the sunset. Technoblade would consider growing out his own hair that long if he didn't know it was way too unruly to keep in shape and stay untangled. And if dyeing it wasn't such a chore – one he knew he'd be too lazy to undertake as regularly as he should – he might have dyed it from its boring brown shade into something more interesting.
Niki was glad he was keeping her company while she tended to it, combing through it with what he presumed was a comb made of a seashell. Techno didn't tell her he had only really left the mines early because his lungs were starting to strain from the dust down there, the coughing fits getting closer together with less time in between to let him breathe. He sat on the sandy shore and traced patterns into the sand with one finger while they talked.
Niki was telling him about her builds, and expressing her disappointment over how she couldn't easily show them to her friends. None of them could breathe underwater or deal with the pressure common at the depths Niki lived. But she loved describing them in detail.
She was just explaining the sea glass she was intending to use when Technoblade started coughing again. His lungs expressed their displeasure through a series of sharp pangs that shot up into his neck. The sound he made was wet and disgusting, like there was something liquid rattling around inside his chest. Niki stopped talking to look at him worriedly.
"Are you alright? Techno, what happened?"
He tried to wave her away but it was kind of hard with his body still intent on making it impossible for him to get oxygen. Techno closed his eyes against the blurriness of his vision to concentrate on inhaling slower instead. "M'fine." He could feel the phlegm in his throat.
Niki was pulling herself onto the beach a little, trying to get a closer look at him. "Are you sick?"
"No." Getting up so fast was a bad idea. His head spun and he felt incredibly shaky. Techno ignored it. "No, I'm not. It's fine. I think I'll just head home now."
He started walking away quickly. The afternoon sun felt unbearable suddenly, scorching. Or maybe that was the beginning of a fever.
Niki called after him to wait but confined to the water as she was, it wasn't like she could do anything to stop him. Technoblade walked until he crested the hill, already seeing the shape of the other buildings in the distance. He made it halfway through the grass field and then he felt too drained to continue. Deciding to sit down for a bit, he lay back and closed his eyes.
"Do you think he's dead?"
"I dunno, we should poke him with a stick to find out."
Techno groaned at the sound of loud voices, ringing painfully around his aching head. He cracked his eyes open – not sure when he had even fallen asleep - and tried to blink the three faces hovering above him into focus.
"Oh, I think he's alive. Kind of." That was Ranboo.
"We could still poke him, just to make sure." Tommy.
Which meant the third person had to be Tubbo.
Techno pushed up on his elbows to get into a seated position, hating how difficult it was. His limbs were weak, as if they were made of jelly or some shit. The light fever had escalated into him feeling like his entire body was on fire.
This was not good.
"-chno? Hey, anybody home?" Tubbo was talking to him, waving one hand in front of his face. If his frown was any indication, Techno had been spacing out for a while.
"Hm?" he asked.
"I think there's something wrong with him," Tubbo said to the others.
"I'm fine." Techno tried standing up but fell back onto his ass a moment later when dizziness plowed into him with the force of a boulder. Tommy snorted.
"Yeah, we can tell." He reached out but pulled his hand back as soon as it came into contact with Techno's skin. "Fuck you're almost the same temperature as Jack Manifold. Pretty sure humans aren't supposed to run that hot."
"I'll get Phil," Ranboo offered, teleporting before Techno had a chance to object.
He covered his face with his hands and sighed. This was going to be a thing now and that happened to be the exact opposite of what Technoblade wanted it to be. He just wanted to go home and sleep this off.
"You're not..." Tubbo broke through his thoughts. The boy hesitated, wings vibrating a bit with nervous energy. "You're not like... actually dying are you?"
Techno tried to answer but was interrupted by another coughing fit first. When he was done Tubbo looked even more anxious than before. "Probably not. It's just a cold."
It was definitely not a simple cold. Pneumonia, more likely.
"Oh good."
Techno agreed. Not dying would probably be good, even if he currently felt like death warmed over.
Philza took him to the pub, much to Technoblade's horror.
All his protests and insistence he'd be fine if he was just taken to his house were brushed off easily, especially when Phil took flight with Techno barely able to keep from falling off his back when dark spots took over his vision. If it weren't for Phil's supporting hands keeping him steady he's probably have fallen off.
Normally Techno didn't dislike flying with Phil – despite the other always making some quip about how little Techno weighed for his height. But this time the vertigo was horrible and made him want to puke. Maybe it was fortunate he had skipped breakfast this morning.
They landed on the wooden porch softly, Phil keeping Techno's arm around his shoulder as he put him down to make sure he wouldn't collapse. Techno wasn't about to admit he probably needed that, though he muttered a quick thanks under his breath, which was starting to get more wheezing by the minute. There wasn't an inch of his body that didn't ache.
There were a few beds in the backrooms of the pub, sometimes used for newcomers to temporarily reside. Techno found himself dumped into one, not really caring where Phil went when he left the room. Not when the sheets were so blessedly cool and comfortable. He could have probably fallen back asleep soon if Phil hadn't returned almost instantly.
"I checked with Sneeg, he said this should help a little." Phil sat down on the bed, holding up a cup with the nastiest-looking brown tea inside it Technoblade ever did see. "I'm sorry we don't have any real potions to give you, but he's closest to you in physiology, so I'm hoping this will be enough. We don't exactly have a lot of experience with human illness."
"Did you ask him if it was poisonous?" Techno asked, eyeing the steaming liquid.
"Don't be dramatic." Phil handed him the cup. Techno sighed and downed the herbal tea in one go, suppressing his gag reflex. Medicinal and earthy, it somehow tasted worse than it looked. He didn't think that was possible.
"Great, can I go home now?"
Phil shook his head as he got up again, taking the cup from him. "You're not going anywhere until your fever breaks. You think I flew you all the way up here for fun?"
"Possibly."
Rolling his eyes as he leaves the room, Phil once again came back only a moment later. This time he was holding a bowl of what Techno could only presume was water going by the cloth that was soaking in it. Phil gestured for him to lie down properly and this time Techno obeyed without complaint.
"I think it's best if you stay here for a while," he said while folding the cloth and putting it on Techno's forehead. The coldness of it did feel nice against his pounding headache. "The pub is the best place for us to take turns keeping an eye on you."
"I don't need you guys to keep an eye on me, though. I'm not a child."
"No, you're just a stubborn asshole with pneumonia." Phil drew back a bit, smile faltering. "And also the only human currently living in the commune. We don't have the needed supplies to treat you should this get worse, so I'd rather not take the risk."
And while he did a fair job hiding it, it was undeniably clear Phil was worried.
"Fine, I'll stay." Techno made an effort of showing how annoyed he was by huffing and pulling the blankets over himself. "But can you at least get me a book or something? Won't help much keeping me here if I'll be bored to death."
Phil laughed – light and teasing. Techno liked that a lot more than he did the worry.
"I'll see what I can do."
He spent a solid week in bed.
Much to Phil's relief, Techno's sickness did not get worse. But without proper medicine, it didn't improve as quickly as they would have liked either. He had to get better the old-fashioned way: waiting for his body to fight off the infection on its own.
Most of his time was spent sleeping. Whenever he woke up somebody else was at his bedside, to make sure he could eat and drink. Phil hadn't been kidding when he said they'd take turns. It was almost comforting to know there was always someone watching over him while he slept, though Techno didn't feel the need to say that out loud.
After that first week, he was recovered enough to at least limp out of his room and around the pub. He was too weak to attempt the ladder and any sudden moves were still likely to throw him into a coughing fit that could last several minutes. But he could sit at one of the tables and talk to Niki when she visited.
Or to the others, who all seemed to be coming by a lot more often than was usual.
Wilbur unveiled his plans and talked Techno's ear off about what he was working on. Fundy came all the way to the pub to try and sell him stolen trinkets. Ranboo was always coming around with some new book for him to read, asking him if he liked his previous recommendation.
(None of them visited as often as Tommy though, who always complained about having to be there while fluffing up his wings, yet always stuck around the longest even when Techno told him he'd be fine on his own.)
And with them around, Techno realized that despite being the only human, he had never felt less alone.
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perhap a philza :00!!!!!!!! i thimk hes look really funkie in your syle!! i heop you habe a womderful day!!! :D <3
mlp au :D
#hand machine said no humans today. only ponies.#rewatched the equestria girls movies 2day :3#twilight my beloved#anyway i think yhey r neat :)#they like playin hide n seek w will n techno n hidin in phil's wings#hi bug :D! hope u like haha#ph1lza#tubbo#tommyinnit#zurart#kou answers#bug my beloved
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Icarus( did I spell that right? ) my beloved does you have any yandere c! Technoblade and philza with a shy reader stories? 👀
Feel free to take as long as you like I'm in no rush hopefully you don't mind me requesting alot if it's a problem then I will stop requesting as much as I do
Agian I love your writing have a lovely day or evening my beloved(platonic!!)
:D
Darling Mooshroom, I adore you so much (platonically). You have my full permission to fill my inbox with any and all requests that come to mind. I love the ideas you give me and you're the only one who has requested more than once (other than anons but I can't tell with them.)
Also. Philza Philza Philza I FINALLY GET TO WRITE FOR THIS MANS WOOOOOOOOOOOO sorry ignore me. Unfortunately, this story will be shorter than my normal ones because I used up the majority of my brainpower on other stories and I feel bad for keeping you waiting <3 (plat)
(Techno is not part of sleepy bois in this story. Instead, Techno and Philza are ancient gods and set more in like Ancient Egyptian times?? Really low key Yandere in this story)
TW: Yandere, mentions of a creep, getting robbed
Mortal of Gold (Yandere!C!Techno x GN!Shy!Reader x Yandere!C!Philza)
Was it your appearance? Or your shy personality? Perhaps it was the various amounts of golden chains and jewels sprinkled strategically all over your person...
Crows and Piglins were naturally attracted to gold, so that's how Techno justified himself, but Philza wasn't stupid, he's been through this many times before. He knew what being in love was.
But they had never felt so... Strongly towards a mortal before.
The God of Blood and War continued trying to deny his feelings for you, but he always found himself watching you shuffle around the Ancient DreamSMP, curled in on yourself as you walked to and from shrines for the gods that you had made.
Philza, the God of Survival and Crows, leaned over a bowl of ink and water and stared into the swirling designs, watching as it shifted into a picture. He saw a lovely figure kneeling at the base of a statue, placing a bowl of fresh bread and cakes, before lighting some incense and standing up, their head dipped in silent prayer.
The winged god chuckled softly and adjusted his large hat before cupping his hands together in a bowl shape. Slowly, with very minor concentration, a golden chain appeared with an emerald heart shape dangling off of it. With a small but sharp whistle, a black crow swooped in through the window and perched itself on his arm, "Yes Dadza?" It chirped telepathically, tilting its head curiously.
"Hello, my child. I would like you to place this on the young mortal's doorstep. I trust you will be able to find it?" He smiled softly and held out the piece of jewellery to the feathered creature who picked it up in its beak.
"Sure, Dadza!" The bird gave a squawk before hopping over to the bowl of ink and water to study the appearance of the mortal. "Oh! It's (Y/n) again! Didn't Technoblade recently cause a man to meet his end because he was rude to them?"
The man sighed, rubbing his face with his free hand, "Yes, Techno is brash like that... I should speak to him about that after... Now, be on your way. I would like them to receive the gift before they start putting their faith in other gods." With another telepathic chirp, the bird quickly took flight and headed out the window. Once his beloved crow, Chat, was gone, he leaned over the bowl again.
The mortal was now praying to Technoblade's shrine, after giving an offering of beer and herbs with the incense now re-lit. Phil decided to disperse the image with a wave of his hand, beginning to make his way to his old friend, the God of War and Blood.
With a flurry of black feathers, Philza landed on the balcony Techno had designed specifically for him and closed his wings neatly behind him, "Techno?" He called, walking through the red curtains into the room of the God. When his emerald-coloured eyes landed on the tall man, he discovered that he was hunched over a large bronze dish like he had been moments ago.
"Yeah, I'm here." The pink-haired male sighed, adjusting his glasses before pushing his long hair out of his face as he looked up from the bowl. "What do you need, Phil?"
"I'm here to discuss (Y/n). That mortal we are both smitten with?" He watched as the god's cheeks visibly turned pink despite his tough demeanour, causing Philza to chuckle into his hand, "Relax. It's obvious. And I know how you had one of your followers beheaded that poor fisherman."
"Millionaires. Not followers." Techno retorted with a scoff as he stepped away from the bowl filled with likely water and ink. "In my defence he deserved it. He should've known better and held his tongue when being in the presents of one of my worshipers."
Phil wasn't able to hold back his sigh, "Millionaires? Good grief Techno, you're just making up words at this point. Besides, that's not the main reason I flew out here," The Survival God's eyes suddenly darkened, catching Techno off guard but nonetheless made him happy, "I heard... That (Y/n) has been getting threats from the village of L'Manberg."
Techno frowned at the thought of anything happening to their favourite mortal. The images that appeared in his mind caused the voices in his head to roar in anger, demanding for human blood to be spilt across his shrines.
"Yeah. I suggest we put a stop to it. But, I do want to meet our little mortal..." Philza smirked a bit, raising his hand in an attempt to stop Techno from seeing how violent his thoughts were becoming towards the humans.
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You couldn't help but smile as you saw the new jewellery that had been placed at your doorstep, scooping it up into your hands and taking a moment to put the necklace and solid gold armband on. You were quite aware that the vast amounts of jewellery covering your body made you a target for thieves, but you trusted in your gods to keep you safe.
On your eighteenth birthday, your village had dressed you up and offered you to the gods in exchange for safety and a good harvest, chaining you in the middle of the dessert on a stone platform. You would have perished from starvation had a black crow not have carried a basket filled with the ripest and fresh fruits you had ever had. That's when you knew that Philza was watching over you.
Technoblade had started watching over you not long after that. On a trip into the village for yeast to make bread to offer Philza, a creep had cornered you in an alleyway. He began making disgusting remarks towards you, but a man with glowing gold eyes and red sclera came up and pummeled him into the ground before completely vanishing. It had been a high priest of Technoblade's Syndicate temple who told you that it was the God of Blood and War who saved you.
"Look," Techno whispered under his breath as he saw you standing in your doorway with a soft smile. Philza peaked around the corner as well, watching you attach the jewellery to your (s/t) skin with a smile of his own, "I take it the necklace is from you?" The tusked male asked as he pulled the hood on his cheap commoner clothing up to cover his noticeable pink hair.
Phil did the same, trying to hide his inhumane blue eyes from view, while also trying to shoo away Chat who was relentlessly teasing the two of them, "Sh! Chat, it's not like- No. Shut. WHat?! I'm not being a creep!" He hissed to the blackbird, trying to bat it away with his free hand, while Techno was snickering to himself, "Wait, no! This is my bread, (Y/n) made it for me! Get your own!"
After watching his old friend get bullied by Chat for a few minutes, he turned back to watch you walk back out of your home, holding the cup of beer you had placed at his shrine earlier today. Your offerings were always his favourite... He would burn this entire village down if they tried to chain you into the desert again... Actually.. That was a good idea...
The two gods silently followed behind you, watching you nervously try your best to avoid social conversation, but they noticed how the other mortals seemed to look down upon you for wearing so much golden jewellery.
"H-he-hello..." You murmured out meekly as you approached the man selling fruits and different herbs. Leaning forward, you carefully inspected the cranberries and cinnamon specifically, knowing that they were Philza's and Technoblade's favourite offerings.
You heard footsteps walking behind you, but because the market was busier than normal today, you decided to brush it off. Until you felt someone gently grab the golden jewellery dangling from your ears, giving it a light pull, "Solid gold, ey? Aren't you a poor little peasant?" A voice male voice cooed softly in your ear, causing you to spin around quickly, backing up until you hit the table that all the fruit and herbs were placed on.
Dream. The high priest of DreamXD's temple. The God of Control and Manipulation. This man truly believed he was the walking incarnate of the god himself, and even named himself after the god! Truly a maniac...
"Dream..." You murmured softly, your body trembling and flinching away from his touch, "I-I'm not giving them to you for you to offer up to your twisted god... I worship Technoblade and Philza... No one else."
The masked man growled in annoyance before he snapped his fingers and two men in masks grabbed onto your shoulders before beginning to tear the golden jewellery off of your body. Snapping the golden chains off from around your neck and wrists, pulling the earrings out of your ears and the golden bands from around your biceps. The entire time you yelped and begged for them to leave the gifts you had received from your gods alone, everyone else around you putting their heads down and averting their eyes, pretending not to see you.
A flurry of black feathers clouded your vision and you heard three hard thuds before a loud barking voice echoed through your ears.
"How DARE you!"
"Techno! Help me burn this damned village to the ground!"
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Hey! I wanted to know if you could do a romantic Philza x male! raven reader, and the reader is tad bit more raven like than human. So he's a bit bigger than Phil cause ravens are a known to be bigger than crows. And maybe he tends to collect shiny objects or "borrows" Technoblades gold objects on occasion and gifts them to Phil. And one day visits Phil and wants to gift him another gift but on the journey getting said gift he got real hurt and Phil aids him back to health. Idk I want fluff.
Bit's and Trinkets|| Philza x Male! Reader
Male! Reader
|| Please do not steal my work, I work hard in writing them so I appreciate you do not go around stealing my work and claim it as yours||
<3 Philza really appreciate's the little things you do for him, the little notes you'd leave for him or around his house, he appreciates you message him asking if he's been taking care of himself and eating and resting well.
<3 The size difference between the two of you is just alright between the two of you, like the both you don't care, as long the both of are able to cuddle in bed and hug each other everything is fine.
<3 Philxa likes how you bend down a bit so you could kiss him on the cheek or lips, Philza has a love and hate relationship with you carrying him, at times he likes it but there are times he'll be caught off guard and then just hit your head because he thought you were an enemy of his, but he does love you showing him off whilst you carry him, it's embarassing for sure but you praising him just makes his heart swell.
<3 The two of you going on flights together before his wing got injured, and after his wing getting injured you'd take him on flights, he loves when you take him on flights like on night and just watch the stars together, same goes for when the both of you are just down on the ground, often star gazing and eating together.
<3 Your clothes kind are a bit baggy on him since your taller and such.
<3Philza and you just being very bubbly towards each other.
"Look at him, that's the love of my life right there." Philza would say as you slay people with your sword and getting blood on you and Techno just smiling at how sweet the two of you are.
"Ah, sorry I have to go now, My love is here." You say to Ranboo as you speed towards Philza catching him in a hug.
<3 PDA IS JUST SO MUCH, YOU GUYS ARE NOT AFRAID TO SHOW HOW MUCH YOU LOVE EACH OTHER.
<3 *sobs* Pet names like: Darling, Sweetheart, Love, Dearest, Beloved.
<3 When Techno sees that there's some gold og his are missing he knows you've been snooping in his stuff and giving them to Phil.
<3 Phil has a box where he places the little objects you give him, and since Phil doesn't want to be just on the receiving end of the relationship he goes to see what he could give you but that back tracked and now you're here patching him up.
<3 He's pouting cause he wasn't able to give you anything but you just kiss and assure him that it was okay, and you didn't need anything in return.
"I'd conquer and give the whole world to you if it means you would stay by my side."
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OMG THAT LAST SENTENCE I WROTE I'M SO SMOOTH, anyways anon I hope you like this, sorry I was so late in doing this<3
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This was sitting in my drafts for an ungodly amount of time so the chapter and word counts are no longer up to date but that's just how it be
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