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ilguna · 10 months

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me when i’m in an unknown place and my two friends are at a reservation that was supposed to end 25 minutes ago and one of them has their phone on silent and the other isn’t responding and i’m 30 minutes away from home sitting at a QT because that’s the only place i felt safe enough to park: 💃

#ilguna #and i could’ve been at home writing but instead i’m sitting in my car wasting gas waiting for them to respond #here’s the thing: i would’ve left LATER than i did it i’d know that they’d take so long #because they’re always late to everything #except the reservation was only supposed to last an hour #anyway #how’s ur night going? 🤠#also this is supposed to be one of the richest places in az and it looks like trash #and they want to walk around #like… no not happening i’ll actually go home if we don’t choose somewhere else #guys #half of the streets are lit up. like it’s a busy area because it’s basically right off of the freeway but still #i know i say i want to die a lot but not like this #nope #edit: just read the tags back lol. when i say half the streets are lit up #i mean that the rest is not. it’s very dark on the back roads

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tinycoffeeroom · 1 month

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just friends | lando norris

face claim: none ♡

request: here !

part 2 !

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📍 sass cafe, monaco

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y/nstagram dj lando came out of retirement for the night🤠

landonorris 😎 only for you xx ↳ y/nstagram i'm honoured mr norris 🫡 ↳ fan i love my besties who don't know they're my besties

bffstagram bro my tummy hurts ↳ y/nstagram i'm coming round with coffee and croissants you big baby ↳ bffstagram i love my gf ♥️ y/nstagram

fan i wanna party with y/nlando so BAD dude ↳ y/nstagram if you ever find yourself in monaco hmu xx

user ew flipping off the camera so ladylike ↳ y/nstagram idk your mum quite likes my fingers 🫶 ↳ fan ☠️☠️☠️ i love her

fan bffstagram is so hot, i need her ↳ bffstagram thank u babycakes 💗

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y/nstagram rainy days in monaco 🌧️

lilymhe i deserve financial compensation for the emotional turmoil tfios sent me through ↳ y/nstagram don't,,, sat and sobbed my eyes out at the last 100 pages

fan how to lose a guy in 10 days... tfios... who hurt you y/n? ↳ y/nstagram hahahah nothing like that! i promise i'm all good!

bffstagram i still have a headache from crying at that book, next time i choose what we're reading for book club ↳ y/nstagram BORINGGGGG who doesn't love doomed romance? ↳ fan you guys have a book club? thats so cute 😭 ↳ y/nstagram yep! it's me, bff, kika, lily and flavy!! ↳ alexandrasaintmleux and no one thought to invite me?? ↳ y/nstagram come join us babe!! ❤️

landonorris wow, didn't take you for a sappy romance reader ↳ y/nstagram there's a lot you don't know about me comment deleted ↳ y/nstagram tfios can make even the iciest bitch cry (it's me, i'm the icy bitch)

landonorris also answer ur damn texts ↳ y/nstagram sorry idk how to read suddenly ↳ fan The Lando Norris gets aired, there's hope for the rest of the bitchless community ↳ landonorris dude...

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f1gossip Eagle eyed Sass Cafe goers managed to capture Lando Norris getting cosy with an unknown blonde girl. Rumoured girlfriend Y/N L/N was nowhere to be seen. Trouble in paradise for the young duo?

fan delete this rn y'all are fucking up my y/nlando chances

fan rumoured girlfriend?? i thought they were just friends ↳ fan that's what they both say, but they're always very close whenever they've been seen out together ↳ fan i'm pretty sure there was like a super grainy photo of them kissing but you can't really tell if it's either of them ↳ fan hey how about we don't speculate on people's love lives???

fan y/n has been absent from social media for like a month too ... its so over for us y/nlando'ers

fan her instagram is girlstagram! from what i could see before she went private, she posted a selfie of her and lando and they looked very close ↳ fan damn the fbi needs to hire you or smth

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y/nstagram thuggin it out (i've listened to your best american girl 34 times today i think bffstagram is about to smother me with a pillow)

fan um who hurt my bestie ???

fan whoever hurt y/n must die at the hand of my sword

fan lando norris i am in your walls FIX THIS

bffstagram i would never smother you xx also come out of ur room it is boring as FUCK out here ↳ y/nstagram damn cant a girl go through it in peace? ↳ bffstagram absolutely not, i have wine and nibbles get out here NEOOWWW or i'm breaking into ur room ↳ y/nstagram the door is open babygirl

fan ik this is a parasocial friendship but are you ok y/n? ☹️ we love you ↳ y/nstagram oh sweetie ❤️ i'll be fine, sometimes you just gotta be a lil sad y'know? thank you for asking, ily ❤️ ↳ fan ily, take care of yourself 🥺 ♥️ y/nstagram

estebanocon chérie, i don't know what's wrong but i hope you're ok! lets grab coffee soon, flavy misses you! ☺️ ↳ y/nstagram thank u este 🫶🥺 text me when you're free! tell flavy i love her 💗 ↳ flavy.barla i love you too 💕 ♥️ y/nstagram

fan no lando like, i have one (1) fear ↳ fan do not even speak that into the universe

fan after f1gossips post, i have my speculations ↳ fan dude, if he fumbled y/n he really will be lando nowins

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y/npriv absolutely not thuggin it out lads

flavy.barla chouchou (sweetheart) 💔 that's it, me and este are taking you out for lunch tomorrow ↳ y/nstagram nooo don't let me ruin your date time!! ↳ flavy.barla nope it's already done! este's booked that little restaurant you like on pl. du casino ↳ y/nstagram le salon rose?? oh i could do a little weep, i love you guys 😭 ↳ flavy.barla we love you so so much y/n 💕

lilymhe i will hit him with my golf clubs ↳ y/nstagram i haven't even mentioned anyone? ↳ lilymhe we all know their name rhymes with bando borris ↳ y/nstagram wdym we all know? who else knows? ↳ flavy.barla ... me ↳ alexandrasaintmleux ^ ↳ francisca.c.gomes ^ ↳ lilynzeimer ^ ↳ heidiberger_ ^ ↳ carmenmmundt ^ ↳ kellypiquet ^ ↳ iamrebeccad ^ ↳ y/nstagram ok ok i get it damn

kellypiquet want me to ask max to rear end him with his race car? ↳ y/nstagram as if max would ever be behind lando ↳ kellypiquet 😳😳😳 ↳ y/nstagram i may l*ve him but i am also a realist ↳ y/nstagram ok no i do feel bad

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[caption 1: love of my life, apple of my eye, the thelma to my louise 💖 @/flavy.barla] [caption 2: damn stole my girl from right in front of me 😔 @/estebanocon @/flavy.barla]

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flavy.barla mon ange (my angel), you know you're the only one for me 💕 ↳ y/nstagram tell that to your giant of a boyfriend :(

estebanocon i'm not a giant 😠 ↳ y/nstagram stop reading flavy's messages weirdo ↳ y/nstagram but on a real note, thank you for dinner, i really needed it ↳ estebanocon of course, i'm not sure what lando's done but we hate seeing you so sad ↳ y/nstagram who said it had anything to do with lando? ↳ estebanocon whenever me and flavy have an argument she pulls out the mitski lyrics, i know the signs ↳ y/nstagram that's different, you and flavy are dating ↳ estebanocon and you and lando aren't???? ↳ y/nstagram what? no? we're just friends ↳ estebanocon oh mon amie naïve (my naive friend) friends don't look at each other the way the two of you do

landonorris can we talk? seen

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anyone interested in a part 2?

#lando norris x reader #lando norris imagine #lando norris fanfic #lando norris social media au #f1 imagine #f1 smau #f1 social media au

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daydreams-after-dark · 19 days

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i knew i recognized that goblin in ur brain reading abt scientists channie🥵

but i need to know more, like that happened before ch.1? how did they meet? why did the reader decide to be one of channie’s test subjects? are they doing it willingly or were they tRICKED BY MASTERMIND CHANNIE AND-

ahem my apologies idk what came over me there🥲

if you have answers to these clearly very important (read with major sarcasm lol), feel free to reach me at @kpopsstuffs

also, if no one has told you today, you’re hot af, and you got a cute butt (;

🤠🤩🖤

Well, gosh, thank you for the butt compliment (I love words of affirmation).

You know… I hadn’t thought about a backstory. My imagination was just thrown into it already established. It was originally a oneshot, and I might have felt it having captive vibes back then … but I had a little think about it all this morning, in bed.

This is what I believe to be the backstory:

Chris needed test subjects. So he put out an ad online seeking participants, in exchange for financial payment. A lot of females applied, and in the end he selected ten, including you.

The experiments started off well. All pussies were very receptive. But as time went on, his subjects began to withdraw from the experiment. Some of them were just staying until they’d saved enough money to pay for their college debts. Others decided it wasn’t for them.

Eventually, Chris only had three test subjects, you and two others. You were so receptive and enthusiastic that Chris decided to let the other two go and focus all his efforts on you.

When you applied to be a test subject, you weren’t entirely sure what was involved. But in the very first meeting Chris explained what he was working on: making pussies come, and all the ways it could be done.

You were intrigued. So you let him do his first hole inspection there and then. The look in his eyes when he investigated your pussy made you feel alive, and your body wanted him to touch you. He didn’t touch you that first time. He only looked.

Your payment was both in cash and board, and you moved into Chris’s premises within the first week. You spend your time reading, researching, studying, and are just as interested in the experiment as the scientist.

You didn’t know you had these desires inside. The desire to please, submit, endure. You wanted to push your own limits as much as Chris did. You wanted to know how much pleasure-pain you could take.

When the experiments are being conducted you’re submissive and compliant. A good girl letting the scientist(s) probe and play with you.

Outside the experiment, Chris talks you, gets to know you, confides in you. Your relationship has become sexual too, and you often end up in his bed at night.

You aren’t bound to this experiment, you’re not held against your will. You can stop at any time. You can leave at any time.

But you don’t want to. You’re too curious and intrigued, and the pleasure is just too good.

Hope this helps xxx.

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#bang chan smut #chan smut #chan x reader #sorshas after dark ask box

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valsarchives · 11 months

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we belong together - t.c.

Timothée Chalamet x OC

a/n: so this is my first time posting x OC AU and I’m kinda nervous but yeah, enjoy!

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miramelbourne what a night

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tchalamet what a night indeed.

miramelbourne 🤠🫦

miramybaby what do you mean miss?????

timirastan ok mr. and mrs. we-talk-so-secretly.

miralotheefan we need to know what happened that night 😩

user_28438 are they dating?

timmyxmimi well, there is nothing confirmed but we hope they are because they’re so good together 🫠

randomuser she’s dating with Ben Barnes

timotheefan15 bro what 💀 they’re besties

mirasbabygirl You SLAYED as always 💅🏻

kissmemira My lady looks so sexy as always 🫦

msmelbourne 🛐🛐🛐

tchalafann she’s so fine 😮‍💨

zendaya i missed you like crazyyyy

miramelbourne me too baby me too 🥲

timmytimmy hey sexy 🥵

pauline.chalamet what a woman

miramelbourne making me blush I see miss chalamet

pauline.chalamet 😏💋

tchalamet 🤠

miramelbourne no need to be jealous t

tchalamet oh I’m gonna show you who’s jealous

timmyfann AAAAAAAAAAAAA

timmyxmimi SHOW US TOO TIM

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tchalamet TC x MM for chaneloffical

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miramelbourne 😋

tchalamet 🫠

chanelofficial 🖤

tchalafann parents!!!

timmytimmy oh, look at my husband with his girl

benbarnes the second picture tho mhmmm

tchalamet challenge accepted mhmmm

benbarnes fight me boy mhmmm

chalafann LMAO MHMMM

miralotheefan we see ur jealousy boy mhmmm

miramybaby ATE AND LEFT NO CRUMBS

kissmemira ok but can you guys admit that ur dating already so i can live in peace 🙄

stephanebak i love this

timmyfan04 our guy pretty like a girl 😭

mirasbabygirl the iconic chanel couple 🙌🏻

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miramelbourne MM x CC chanelofficial

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tchalamet Ladies and Gentlemen… Miranda Janelle Melbourne.

miramelbourne 🥰

chalametfann we love the man who always supports his girl 🥹

zendaya marry me😡

miramelbourne when? 💋

tchalamet such a fangirl

zendaya yeah, what about it?

chanelofficial love this look 🖤

miramybaby MIRANDA MELBOURNE WORLD DOMINATION

timchalfan Hopefully we'll see her again at the Venice Film Festival! She’d slay as always.

msmelbourne we will girl it’s confirmed!!! 🥹

mimirayray ICON!!!

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mirandaupdates my babies 🥹🥹🥹

via tchalametnews on Twitter.

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msmelbourne she’s also wearing his cap and sunglasses 😭

randomuser i wonder how she’s allowed to wear the stuff she wears, i mean not in this one obviously but she always wears revealing clothes and Timothée is a jealous man.

chalafann bruh he always supports her and he has no right to speak about what she wears, which is the fact that he’s aware, hell he probably wears even more revealing clothes than her lol. And Timothée is jealous yes, but not toxic.

timotheefan15 GUYS, GO LOOK FOR TIMOTHÈE’S LAST POST OMFG

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tchalamet It’s been a crazy journey, but you can't imagine how grateful I am to have you by my side. You’ve made me a better man since the day I met you. I’m so happy that you’re mine. I can never get enough of you. I want to spend the rest of my life with you.

I promise you that I’ll make you the happiest woman in the world like you made me the happiest man on earth. And I want to raise a toast to that.

To us.

Happy 2nd anniversary my love, you’re my whole world.

p.s. i know i said i won’t post the first pic but i can’t help it you’re so cute :3

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miramelbourne WHATKDDJSKDJELFJFKK 😭😭😭😭😭

miramelbourne I THINK YOU JUST BROKE ME

tchalamet then come here and cuddle me

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miramelbourne GOD I LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH

tchalamet I love you more

miramelbourne YOU’RE FORGIVEN BTW

tchalamet 🥳

zendaya FINALLY

miralotheefan GIRL YOU KNEW?

florencepugh happy anniversary my babies 🥺

miramelbourne thank you love 💗

tomholland2013 we should celebrate!!

zendaya yesyesyes

tchalamet yep

benbarnes guess you won the challenge huh?

tchalamet as always 😏

henrycavill 🖤

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timmyxmimi WHAT WHAT WHATTTTT

msmelbourne SO YOU’VE BEEN DATING THIS WHOLE TIME????? FOR TWO YEARS??????

timmytimmy BOYFRIEND TIMOTHEE CONTENT BOYFRIEND TIMOTHEE CONTENT 😩

mirandafann TWO YEARS EXCUSE ME??!!

chalafann I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU TWO DATED FOR TWO YEARS AND WE DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT THAT

miramybaby I MEAN HOW CAN YOU HIDE IT SO GOOD

timotheefan15 AAAAAAAH 💖💖💖

mirasbabygirl Mira you got him whipped for you girllll 🥹

kissmemira now we’ll see boyfriend Timmy?? 🥹💗

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formulawonu · 2 years

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seventeen & drunk conversations

prompt: how svt would be in drunk conversations

a/n: hi i'm back and got kinda carried away... tag yourselves i'm a combination of woozi and lee chan 🤠

seungcheol: "i love you i love you i love you" "SAY IT BACK WTH" gets all pouty dkxhsjhb would also attempt to talk to you seriously about whatever is going on with your life <//3 big believer of a drunk persons words are a sober persons thoughts

jeonghan: "ha i knew u were a lightweight" "bet u can't take one more shot" DEADASS what an enabler u both would already be drunk and he'd still be challenging u to drink more. the competitiveness just jumps out i guess???? but it would be a fun night. 50% chance of tears if the mood is right

joshua: stopppppp he'd be holding ur hand or leaning his head on ur shoulder i know u all saw that tipsy dingo live. he'd probably also just be muttering stuff under his breath or singing along to whatever song is in the background he is my king of sitting pretty wherever and whenever he'd also be making sure ur ok

junhui: im sorry this man is in a whole other different dimension. u would THINK ur talking to him then realize mid sentence that he is just.....not there... he would probably think he's having a conversation with u but actually it was all just happening in his head and he was really just staring into the distance zoned out irl fml

hoshi: "yo yo yo listen to me im not drunk i actually love you" "IM BEING SERIOUS IM NOT DRUNK I LOVE UR PRESENCE IN MY LIFE?!?!?!?!?" everyone knows hes drunk. even he knows hes drunk. does it matter? no. he would also actually try to have a deep n heartfelt conversation with u:( pls value the mans drunk words they actually mean a lot and come from the heart :/

wonwoo: ok depending on the vibe he either gets even more quiet or hes literally just laughing at everything im gonna cry diusfkghjfj,cm (sorry that was my bias talking) like if it's a drinking situation where deep conversations are happening he's probably really internalizing everything going on and paying attention to whoever is speaking so he really remembers the moment but if its a fun drinking time he's 100% laughing at whoever tf is acting up and throwing sum jokes in here and there:/ HES TRYING HIS BEST OKAY

woozi: yeaaaaaaaa we got our resident sentimental drunk here 🤠 like he's kinda like wonwoo in the sense that he's really basking in the moment and noticing every detail about what's happening and who he's with but he's really just... a soft guy when he's drunk i think he'd be the type to take out his phone in the middle of the night to just write about how he feels/drunk thoughts in his notes just so he could think abt it when he's sober or potentially get inspiration from it :( brings up nice past memories n all... LEE JIHOON I LOVE YOU

minghao: he's just giggling the entire time and maybe just a lil more snarky... "sorry? did u say something? i couldn't hear u over the shot i poured out for u that u didn't take" would also initiate several group toasts and takes pics of u/whoever he's with to capture the moment. becomes more vocal abt his feelings in general actually. would 10/10 want to get drunk with minghao

mingyu: hes a flirty drunk stop it rn. opens all ur bottles/cans for u and hands it back to u with a wink, takes shots for u, has his arm draped across ur seat.... HES JUST NATURALLY LIKE THAT OK PHYSICAL TOUCH IS HIS LOVE LANGUAGE :/ its just even more pronounced when hes intoxicated. asks u ever so often if ur ok if u need water :/ "i'll take the shot for u just remember u owe me something" MOVE!!!!!!!!! but he's v receptive of u and that translates in how caring he is... ugh what a man

seokmin: byeeeee hes also so touchy. hes showering u with kisses and hugs. "i actually LOVE you though!!!!!! return my love!!!!" ur in for a long night if u put him and hoshi together. im being serious good luck. but he's suddenly down to do anything now - cook a feast? go night swimming? karaoke? he's ur guy. would not stop letting u know how much he appreciates and loves u:/ romantic or not:/ if hes sweet sober hes even more drunk:(

seungkwan: omfg he nags at u so much "ANOTHER SHOT?? REALLY???" "WHY ARE U ASSUMING I WANT TO TAKE ANOTHER SHOT" then takes the shot anyway lmao he'd be easier to fool into doing smth stupid to make everyone laugh bec he just wants good vibes n good memories :/ and he's even more doting on whoever he's with like he would 100% get u water and u could trust him with anything. my dream wingman for real he would know how ur feeling and how the night is going without any words needed. he is ESSENTIAL

vernon: he's the one finishing all of the snacks on the table while everyone is talking. he is pure vibes. nodding his head to whatever music is playing in the background and listening to the conversations going on. inputs here and there but hes happier going with whatever vibe is of the night. great person to have beside u imo if u wanna go crazy he'll jump with u if u wanna sit down and talk he'll do that too. might even share a cig with u if the mood calls for it. vernon is on my night out dream team as well

dino: THE LIFE OF THE PARTY!!!! like he doesn't even ask to be it -- he just naturally draws attention and everyone loves playing with him jiskfdhrkd "guys ive literally been the only one taking shots this isnt fair" "WHAT DO U MEAN I LOST THE GAME I HAVENT PLAYED" but he just goes with it because he wants a good time. however as the night progresses and the group gets smaller n smaller he starts becoming serious lee chan and tries to heart to heart with whoever is there. :/ he has a lot of valuable thoughts to let out so whoever is with him pls LISTEN!

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just-some-random-blogger · 11 months

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The Science Teacher & The Skeptic

Joel Miller x Science Teacher!Reader

Summary: "who cares about space when there's a fuckin apocalypse going on"

Word Count: 1k+

Warnings: crackfic, fem!reader, headcanons, joel 'im a contractor 🤠' miller, fluff, typos, etc.

A/N: ok this is borne of out me geeking about about the film 'the beautician and the beast' to @sloanexx and she's actually the author im just ghost writing it so if you wanna p2 you're gonna have to take it with her. dont shoot the messenger im blue just for consistency HAHAHH in this Tagging: @multifandom-fangirl4 @pinksirensong @aralezinspace

she can be a teacher at the qz

HOLY SHIT

he meets her bc she teaches ellie ✌🏻

OMG

!!!!!! STOP IM GETTING EXCITED FOR IT NOW

[post chat me] THIS RAT FINNA TALK TO ME ABOUT A FIC SHES EXCITED ABOUT AND NOT WRITE IT COS SHES 'NOT A WRITER' BROS ALREADY A WRITER JUST BASED ON THAT

joel never went to college so he thinks she's like super cool for

knowing shit about space and stuff

but at the start he lowkey hates her bc he thinks she's a snob maybe???

idk

GIRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

GRILL

i do have saur many ideas-

[post chat me] YA DONT FUCKIN SAY 😪🙄🙄🙄

-for this tho like ellie loves her and comes home like

this teacher is so cool she knows so much abt space and stuff

bestie please write it

[post chat me] oh you sweet summer child shes not going to

and joels like who the fuck is this lady

BESTIE IM BEGGING

who cares about space when there's a fuckin apocalypse going on

joel is like you know what a real lesson is?

how to shoot a gun.

how to dress a wound.

not fucking stars and planets

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BESTIE DO IT PLEASE

and ellie's like k cool wtv im going to school now

DO IT PLEASE PLEASE I BEG OF YOU

AND THEN THEY MEET BC JOEL GETS MAD AT ONE OF HER HOMEWORK HAHAHAHAHAHAH

he sees her drawing constellations and he's like this is fucking bullshit

THE WAY I GASPED

im gonna talk to ur teacher bc this isn't survival

BESTIE YOURE ALREADY WRITING IT SO PLEASE DO IT FOR ME

NO I CANT

[post chat me] 🙄🙄🙄🙄

ok so he confronts her in school right

OMG AND THEN

and he's like i wanna talk to the teacher who gave this homework

spicy

[post chat me] honestly hes such a karen for that ????

and they meet and he's like

this isn't survival skills there's an apocalypse going on and u have her drawing stars like a 5 year old???

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

and she's like u fockin wot m8????

>😀

there wouldn't be an earth if there weren't any planets!!!!

how else would we know how oxygen is formed and how the tides turn to get water!!!!

you big dodo bird

survival isn't all guns and shooting bc if that's all it was the rest of the world would be alive rn!!!!

and he's like oh fok me she fights back

>😞

omg he creamed his pants

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

and he runs home with his tail between he's legs

and he opens one of ellie's space books

and he's like this shit cool

joel wrong sexy teacher right

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

YOU HAVE TO WRITE THIS PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

im having so much fun just telling u

im smiling at my phone like an idiot

[post chat me] well you are an idiot 🤬🤬🤬

TELL ME MORE ABOUT THE FIC AND ILL COMPILE IT FOR YOU YOU LAZY BABY

HAHAHSJSHSHSHSH

what else is there to know

hmmm

he spends the night reading the space book and the next day he asks ellie like

umm hey can u teach me more about this space shit

OMG

and she's like no old man you wanna know more you go ask my teacher

ahHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

IM SCREAMIN

and he's like .... i don't wanna bc im embarrassed but i also rly wanna know abt how the earth goes around the sun? bc that's cool

WHAT IF THIS WAS MY LAST STRAW

>😭😭😭😭

[post chat me] this modern day man doesnt know shit about the sun that so embarazzing are you not embarazzed the american school system has failed him so hard 💀💀💀💀💀

and he goes to the school and he waits for all the kids to leave bc he's embarrassed and he's like

so... the planets. they all turn around and shit? that's how we get night and day

and she's like yuh m8

KEEP GOING IM CRYING

and he's like um could you tell me more...

HES SO LOVELY

and she's like ok how about you come meet me for an hour every week after my class on wednesday

and he fucking treats that like church

waiT WAIT OMG

SHES LIKE

want to attend my class <3

we'd love to have you

SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UPPP

DONT TELL ME HE SITS IN CLASS WITH THE KIDDOS

and ALL THE KIDS ARE LIKE HEY MR MILLER

HE WOULD NEVER HED SHOOT HIMSELF FIRST I THINK

THEN THEY SHOW HIM THE MACARONI STARS

[post chat me] there are two types of writers AHAHAHH

OK WAIT

MAYBE

NAURRRRRR

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

he lurks outside to listen and learn but

she catches him and is like um???

do u just want me to teach u bc all u had to do was ask

AWWWWWW

THEN HES LIKE IM A CONTRACTOR I CAN MAKE A WAYY BETTER SOLAR SYSTEM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

u didn't have to like.. sit outside the class just to learn

>😭😭😭

FRRRR JUST TAKE A SEAT

he uses all his tools to make the best goddamn solar system

OMG HE FUCKING REDOES THE CLASSROOM AND MAKES IT SPACEY AND SHIT

and he shows it to her at their weekly session all proud

and she gives him a gold star sticker

places it on his jacket

DEAD

HE NEVER TAKES IT OFF

NEVER WASHES THE JACKET

ew stinky

HAHHAHHAH I LOVE IT

he preserves it

>😔

bc he doesn't want it to get ripped off

when he uses it our

*out

HAHAAH WHAT IF SHES LIKES *pinches nose* joel? is- is your washing machine broken 💔💔💔💔

HAHAHHAHAH

STOP

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

NOOOOOO

he'll shoot himself right there and then

AND THEN HE NEVER COMES BACK

HELLPPPP

walk to a clicker and beg it to bite

EW [HE] WOULDDDD

IM CRYINGGGGGGGG

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ELLIES LIKE HAHAHAHAH

if i was writing it i'd stop it at him doing up the classroom like u said

like some time after their weekly sessions he does that

and she's like

i think i like this dumb old man

OMG AND THEN

you cant stop thereeeeeeeeeee

BUT ITS PERFECT

LKASJHFKJASASF OK OK

Fin

[post chat me] ok ok bonus cos she still went on 🙄🙄🙄🙄`

it's the intrigue that makes it nice

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

p2 where joel comes for show and tell HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

ahhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

THE SOUND THAT LEFT MY MOUTH

AND HES LIKE SO PROUD FOR BEATING 12 YEAR OLDS PLEASEEE ✋✋✋

IM A CONTRACTOR 🤠🤠🤠🤠

he fucking hates it and is miserable at first the whole time

but then he sees her supporting him so earnestly and then he's like oh shir i like it im gonna send these 12 year olds into the ground

make them eat dust

hELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

NAURRRRRRRRR

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oliverreedmasterass · 1 year

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I would love to see the chaos of the GVF groupchat

New York Runaway

Words: 800

Warnings: language, mention of adult toys and drug use

Synopsis: The GVF group chat blows up after Sam disappears to New York

_________________________________________

swaggy waggy

ummmmm Sam?

I just opened IG

what the hell are you doing

knockoff jesus 🍷🍹🧉🍺🥃

🤠🤪🍎

Joshua Michael Kiszka Greta Van Fleet

WHAT IS IG

swaggy waggy

Instagram Josh

Sam what are you doing in New York

knockoff jesus 🍷🍹🧉🍺🥃

bestie

chill

swaggy waggy

Sam…

when the hell did you fly out there???

I literally saw you last night

knockoff jesus 🍷🍹🧉🍺🥃

🤭

Joshua Michael Kiszka Greta Van Fleet

SAM IF YOUR GOING TO NWE YORKE FOR THE PIZZA DONT ITS NOT WORTH IT

Sir Jaket Thomas Kiszka

knockoff jesus 🍷🍹🧉🍺🥃

I’m in a silly goofy mood

taking in the sights

not stepping in human shit on the subway

looking at dildo bongs

y’all want anything

Joshua Michael Kiszka Greta Van Fleet

HOW BIG ARE DILDOE BONGS

knockoff jesus 🍷🍹🧉🍺🥃

Birbs

I bet my birks these fuckers are drones

Joshua Michael Kiszka Greta Van Fleet

SAM FOCUS THE DILDO BONGES HOW BIG ARE THEY

swaggy waggy

Josh

Why is that important right now

Sam quit being cryptic

I’m stressed

knockoff jesus 🍷🍹🧉🍺🥃

calm ur tits daniel

overpriced nuts lol

Joshua Michael Kiszka Greta Van Fleet

I WILL TAKE NEW YORK NUTS GET ME CASHEWS

Sir Jaket Thomas Kiszka

I want a license plate with my name on it

knockoff jesus 🍷🍹🧉🍺🥃

are you gonna pay me back for it

Sir Jaket Thomas Kiszka

Jake or Jacob will do

swaggy waggy

What about #1 grandpa

Sir Jaket Thomas Kiszka

No

Jake or Jacob

knockoff jesus 🍷🍹🧉🍺🥃

The bagels here are 💯

swaggy waggy

I wish you had asked me to come with you :(

I wanna go to NY

Joshua Michael Kiszka Greta Van Fleet

BUY A PLAIN TICKET CHEEPASS

swaggy waggy

swaggy waggy disliked “BUY A PLAIN TICKET CHEEPASS”

Sir Jaket Thomas Kiszka

Sir Jaket Thomas Kiszka liked “swaggy waggy disliked “BUY A PLAIN TICKET CHEEPASS””

swaggy waggy

You guys are killing me

Why are you posting everything on IG

And an exciting announcement??

wtf

Sir Jaket Thomas Kiszka

Are you finally leaving the band sam

is broadway calling your name

swaggy waggy

He would thrive in the book of mormon

Joshua Michael Kiszka Greta Van Fleet

MUSICAL THEATRE IS MY THING NO COPYING

knockoff jesus 🍷🍹🧉🍺🥃

broadway??? why the hell would i do that

I’m living my legend

swaggy waggy

Are you gonna give me any answers sam

knockoff jesus 🍷🍹🧉🍺🥃

swaggy waggy

I’ll take that as a no

Joshua Michael Kiszka Greta Van Fleet

YOU’RE MOUSTASHE LOOKS GOOD SAM VERY NICE

knockoff jesus 🍷🍹🧉🍺🥃

knockoff jesus 🍷🍹🧉🍺🥃 liked “YOU’RE MOUSTASHE LOOKS GOOD SAM VERY NICE”

Joshua Michael Kiszka Greta Van Fleet

DID YOU GET MY NUTS

knockoff jesus 🍷🍹🧉🍺🥃

no lol

Joshua Michael Kiszka Greta Van Fleet

MOTHERFUKCER

knockoff jesus 🍷🍹🧉🍺🥃

swaggy waggy

oh my god

Sir Jaket Thomas Kiszka

I said Jake or Jacob

swaggy waggy

JACK

Sir Jaket Thomas Kiszka

Count your days sam

knockoff jesus 🍷🍹🧉🍺🥃

🤭

Swaggy waggy set Sir Jaket Thomas Kiszka’s nickname to Jack

Jack

This is my personal hell

Joshua Michael Kiszka Greta Van Fleet

SAM YOU GOT THE WRONG ONE FOR JACK

FUCK

JAKE

knockoff jesus 🍷🍹🧉🍺🥃

guess you gotta change your name to Jack 🤷‍♀️

Jack

Guess you gotta count your days sam

swaggy waggy

OOOHHHHHHHHHHHH

watch out sam

Wait

Why are you going live

Joshua Michael Kiszka Greta Van Fleet

LIVE FROM NEW YORK

knockoff jesus 🍷🍹🧉🍺🥃

swaggy waggy

Sam

no

Sam

Stop it

no

knockoff jesus 🍷🍹🧉🍺🥃

stop me lol

swaggy waggy

I’m joining the live

Let me join

Jack

Someone’s in trouble

Joshua Michael Kiszka Greta Van Fleet

WHY DID I JUST PAY YOU $1000 JAKE

Jack

Jack laughed at “WHY DID I JUST PAY YOU $1000 JAKE”

I gotta watch that live

Fuck what’s my instagram password

Joshua Michael Kiszka Greta Van Fleet

TRY YOUR SOSHIAL SECURITY NUMBER

Jack

Josh for the love of god turn off the caps lock

Your screaming

Joshua Michael Kiszka Greta Van Fleet

NO I LIKE MY TEXT BIG

Jack

I’m in

Ooh

Danny’s yelling at Sam

Joshua Michael Kiszka Greta Van Fleet

BULLSHIT DANNY DOESNT YELL

Jack

Okay fine it’s a light scold

swaggy waggy

guys

Joshua Michael Kiszka Greta Van Fleet

YES

swaggy waggy

Sam announced our tour a day early

He was handing out homemade flyers in front of MSG

knockoff jesus 🍷🍹🧉🍺🥃

I thought the announcement was today!!

Maybe I girlbossed a little bit too close to the sun

💀💀💀

swaggy waggy

Literally why sam

knockoff jesus 🍷🍹🧉🍺🥃

For what it’s worth

Not a lot of people were taking the flyers

A bunch of h8ers

Jack

someone did throw the flier away immediately after taking it from you

knockoff jesus 🍷🍹🧉🍺🥃

damn :/

swaggy waggy

are you gonna do anything else in NY Sam

Should I be worried

knockoff jesus 🍷🍹🧉🍺🥃

I’m gonna pose like alec baldwin at the top of the empire state building

keep churning out great content

Joshua Michael Kiszka Greta Van Fleet

GET ME NUTS

swaggy waggy

Text me when you’re heading back

Pls

knockoff jesus 🍷🍹🧉🍺🥃

✌️

#gvf #greta van fleet #greta van fleet fanfic #greta van fleet fanfiction #greta van fic #gvf fanfiction #jake kiszka #josh kiszka #sam kiszka #danny wagner #gvf fanfic #gvf fic #group chat #josh is a grandpa when it comes to technology #sam can be such a gen z #danny is tired #jake just wants a license plate #all spelling mistakes are on purpose I swear

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fortunatetragedy · 24 days

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I am sliding into ur askbox,,, to hear more abt the mcs of the eldritch western trilogy,,,, they sound cool 🤠

I'm going to be completely normal about it and break it up into thirds so I can tell you about each of them separately. I need you to know if it wasn't for Sullivan the other two would kill each other lol.

Sullivan

Once I fleshed out The Situation he was in with Royston, this gif popped into my head:

So just imagine Sullivan doing this a lot when we talk about Royston.

inarguably the protagonist

100% knew he was The Hero when I started writing

(he is the Lawman forced to deal with a group of Call of Cthulhu investigators' fucking up their own storyline and ending up brainwashed and marching into the middle of nowhere to summon the end of the world you know normal Thursday night things)

(I know I just said he was the Hero but that's bc he, as an NPC in another story, ascended to become The Main Character)

(this is a theme in my fiction lately LOL)

didn't understand why he was so Lawful Good when I started writing bc like his backstory and military career and being around the sorts of people he was around once they got shipped to Kansas he would at least be less Lawful and less Good

like Hofer is True Neutral and Royston is Chaotic Evil. It's the world's shittiest tic tac toe win.

(I am using D&D Morality Alignment for shorthand. Sullivan's morals are pretty straightforward but they sometimes clash with what he's Supposed To Do, and Royston is objectively Chaotic and Evil but bc of his relationship with Sullivan, he behaves himself. IG I'm trying to say "relationships take work" with these two idiots.)

autistic roommate asked me if he was autistic and I, the author, who wrote him, was like "IDK, does he read like he is?" and she was like "YES."

so he made a lot more sense after draft 2

gay man in the 1800s = "confirmed bachelor"

achieved the rank of First Sergeant by sheer force of will; the brass put off every promotion he was eligible for and won't promote him a final time even though he's been in for 22 years and HAS A MEDAL OF HONOR FROM THE CIVIL WAR I ALWAYS FORGET THAT PART bc he isn't "politically savvy"

good at darts and chess

also sharpshooting, horseback riding, remembering obscure war tactics from the 6th century and applying them to social situations, always knowing what time it is, and not dying (permanently)

Hofer

Tell central casting to get me someone who can give young Costner. Esp with a receding hairline and dad gut.

that's right he gets his list before Royston because Royston is a villain in like half the Bad Ending routes

Sullivan's BFF

didn't exist before draft 3 (I started draft 1 in September 2023 and just finished draft 4 in March)

he's the one doomed by the narrative

his wife Clara is an obstetrician/midwife, they have 4.5 children (time loops are a bitch), and she is objectively cooler than he is

was a surgeon in Philadelphia before the American Civil War; he joined due to the proximity of the fighting to his family

the only loves greater than his family are Sullivan and coffee + cigarettes

I honestly can't say too much about him without going off on a tear about either the plot or how much he and Sullivan love each other in a platonic way that started as unrequited love bc Sullivan and Hofer have incompatible sexual orientations (Hofer is very heterosexual.)

Royston

Imagine the amount of rizz Adam Brody's character brought to "Ready or Not," along with the PTSD, patchy beard, foul mouth, and willingness to do the right thing only at the absolute last fucking second at great personal cost to himself, and you have a good mental picture of this idiot.

annoys me to no fucking end

I thought Hofer was the walking spoiler but no, it's this guy

Mr. "Gambles For Fun, Never Learned To Shoot a Gun, Doesn't Know How to Fucking Write, Pisses Off the Army, John Wicks an Entire Crime Family and Wonders Why the Father Puts a Hit Out on Him in Book 2" Ass

got an impressively high score on Hare's psychopathy checklist.

has a nemesis who has been stalking him across the continent for four years and he doesn't care bc if the dude ever tried anything he'd actually kill him

(dude does try something in this chapter lol)

lies to everyone but Sullivan to include the author

had me ready to throw him into a transdimensional rift at the end of the third draft

they have a consummate romantic partnership and yet he and Sullivan are effectively protag/antag bc Royston is a fucking chaos gremlin who keeps making Sullivan's job harder

they have to do so much work to be a couple but every time I come along like "OK time to say goodnight one of you has to go in the meat grinder" they pull this "no I'm going with him" bullshit that makes me feel like Alan Wake when Saga Anderson started yelling at him for fucking with real people's lives

the actual reason there's a time loop and I now have to write my outlines like I'm writing the script to an interactive fiction novel bc this crazy asshole leaves a Royston-shaped cloud of dust behind whenever anything plot-related happens it's like having your ADHD little brother at D&D night except he's 45 years old and a former assassin

So yeah two of them are cool one of them sounds cool on paper and is the actual worst. He's my son and I love him even if sometimes I kill him repeatedly, on the page, bc how else is he gonna learn? He's a visual learner~

I could keep going LOL. These characters make me crazier than I already am. Thank you so much for the ask <3

#11/10 asks #scribble-dee-vee #doom metal love story #c: cole sullivan #c: erik hofer #c: arthur royston

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missy-0-piink · 1 year

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I'M GONNA PREFACE THIS BY SAYING THAT I AM ABSOLUTELY OBSESSED W/ THIS ACCOUNT GOD BLESS!! THIS IS GOOD FOOD FOR THE GIRLS AND THE GAYS!! (I am both the girls and the gays)

I AM HUMBLY REQUESTING UR SMUTTY GENIUS BC THIS ACCOUNT ALONGSIDE VERY FEW OTHERS ARE THE ONLY SHIBUSAWA CONTENT THAT I CAN GET AND DESPERATELY WANT 😭😭 So would it be okay if I could ask abt some more smut hcs for Tatsuhiko bc LORD he was fine- I can't stop thinking abt him getting down and dirty w/ u in his Draconia / hybdrid dragon form.. like u just KNOW he'd be so big he'd TEAR U IN HALF 😭 But tbh he could tear me in half at any hour if that's how I go then know that I left happily 🤠

THANK U SO MUCH AND IF U DON'T WANNA ANSWER TO THIS IT'S ALL GOOD BUT THANK U SO MUCH FOR EXISTING LIKE REALLY 💕💕💕

YESSSSS IM SO GLAD THE GIRLS AND THE GAYS FOLLOW, I TOO AM A GIRL AND VERY MUCH GAY

AND THANK YOU FOR EXISTING TOO!!! IT MEANS A LOT WHEN PEOPLE SAY THEY APPRECIATE THIS ACC 😘😘😘😘

Anyways, just some general hc:

His hybrid forms cock is fucking massive

It’s veiny, thicc and the base blends from his skin tone to an angry shade of dark red to the tip

It’s got little ridges on the top going along the length, and it feels fucking amazing when it’s ploughing into you

Even in his normal form, shibusawa is rough and doesn’t hesitate to show his physical power over you in bed

But in his draconian form?

His thrusts are deep and bruising, the tip hitting your cervix and making you flinch in pain each time it does, but then the overwhelming pleasure makes you forget the pain instantly

He likes to man handle you, his claws slightly piercing your skin, little droplets of blood forming before his rough tongue licks them up

In this form, he’s even more primal than he usually is, fucking you with the need to breed you

He always has a lot of cum, and he always cums inside of you,

But so much more floods inside of you when he’s like this, filling you up to the point of overflow

If you grab his horn during sex? It makes him go feral

(More so than he already is, that is)

Also, the noises he lets out?

Fucking so hot

Animalistic grunts and growls, long and deep groans escaping him

His heavy breathing can be felt against your neck, his sharp teeth grazing your skin before biting down hard enough to draw blood

He can go like, 5 rounds before tiring out, and by the end you’re just a moaning and overstimulated mess

He falls asleep with his dick inside you, making sure to plug all of his semen inside you so you are sure to be bred throughly

And you’re probably going to overheat, because he’ll cuddle you sir hard and close to his chest that you won’t be able to escape his strong grip the entire night

Good luck

————

Hope you enjoy it!!!!

Tbh, I’d be surprised if anyone that follows me is straight

(And if you do follow me and you say you’re ‘straight’, lemme just say that denial is a river in Egypt, you are-)

LMAO

Cmon, straight bsd fan? Impossible 😐

#bsd #bungou stray dogs #bungou stray dogs x reader #bungoustraydogs #shibusawa x reader #shibusawa tatsuhiko

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nichoswag · 2 years

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Hey I really loved your latest GOT7 reaction and wonder if you would do any of these? (No rush btw if you have a major long queue) and love your blog ✨

- Where and how would they say the first 사랑해/I love you to their S/O?

- Who do you think is more of a hopeless romantic vs more realistic about love? (If that makes sense)

omgg tysm anon! i'll start off with the first rq and when i get the chance i'll link the other one here :)

[a/n: i'm sorry this took so long but i have trouble staying focused 😢 hope you enjoy lovely anon 💘]

got7 saying 'i love you' for the first time

warnings: cursing, a LOT of the same emojis (🤩🥺😍😢 ofc), mentions of a picnic so implied eating? also not proofread (when is it ever) bcs i'm writing this at 3:30 am and am about to get tf ts 🤠

jayb

jaebeom is kind of hard to read sometimes... i feel like this could go one of two ways with him; he either plans it out extravagantly or he just says it as a kind of in-the-moment thing. if he plans it out he goes all out (read: youngjae) but if it's a moment kind of thing he jus kinda says it like bambam 🧑‍🦲

mark

mans jus kinda just blanks - it takes him so long to actually realize he loves you that by the time he's ready to say it out loud you've already long beaten him to it 🥺 he makes up for being a dumb bitch (affectionate) by buying takeout and making a night for the two of you - him and the woman he loves 😢

jackson

jackson would full on scream as soon as he realizes he's in love with your dumb ass - 'OH MY GOD Y/N I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING ' OMG JACKSON WHAT HAPPENED ' 'I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU OMGOMGOMG' 'bitch ilyt but why tf did you have to scare the shit out of me'

jinyoung

jinyoung wouldn't do anything too extra but he would plan it out - when he realizes he loves you it's probably too chaotic for him to say anything (we're jus gonna pretend the members live together 👀👀) so he waits until later when you're both cuddled up on the couch watching tv or sum dumb shit and he confesses 🤩 sweetest man ong but he's not yelling that he loves you for the first time over all that chaos wtf do you think this is

youngjae

youngjae is our hopeless romantic (also kinda basic at times 😢 no hate i jus like to slander ppl 🤩) so i think he'd go the full rose petals and candles 👀👀 this is a big thing for him so pls treat him nicely and saY IT BACK OR HE'LL CRY. mans plans the timing and everything - he's waiting for you by the front door as soon as you get home to take your jacket and get your shoes off 🥺 pls take care of him he's so precious

bambam

bam is more of a spur-of-the-moment person - he'd literally just blurt it out loud the moment he realizes he's in love with you 🥺 like you could be trying to kill his cat bcs the thing won't stop scratching up your eXpEnsIvE leather purses (courtesy of the man himself bcs hes like ur sugar daddy ngl) and he'd jus look at you with so much love in his eyes (dOrK) - ' y/n i love you ' ' bam not now i'm busy murdering sphinx - wait wtf you love me ? ' but you love him too so you're both dorks 🤠

yugyeom

biggest dork of all, even over bambam 🤩 mans takes you to some cheesy ass spot like a field with flowers or sum shit and has a whole ass picnic jus to tell you he loves you 🙄 cutie tho bcs that's still so sweet 🥰

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ms-smuffngst · 2 years

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(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ 𝙗𝙤𝙮𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙!𝙙𝙖𝙯𝙖𝙞 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙘𝙖𝙣𝙤𝙣𝙨 ♥

while you’re on your period

pairing: boyfriend!dazai x fem!reader

A/N: Shout-out to all the girls out there who endure the scorching pain of bleeding every month, you all need more recognition! We go thru sm as women, and if society says shit abt it then leave them bcuz they are blind, deaf and dumb :) now for my fellow dazai simps, enjoy muah muah muah 💋💋💋

listen to this🥰

cuddles everyday WOOP WOOP

uhm, work? nah man, you’re resting.

kinda buys you things during periods

(dresses, jewelry, and all)

omfg, he’s the absolute sweetest, if you suddenly cry bcuz of the period feels, he’s there to comfort you and listen

will massage u

tells you mostly nice stories about today

comes up to you and just hugs you while repeating the phrase “love you, my belladonna.”

my boy confused whether pads have flavors because of their colors

“Y/n, love, is this strawberry or watermelon?”

get ready for a shower of compliments when u have ur period bcuz he knows you’re starting to *again* feel insecure abt ur body

hot chocolate? yeah it’s on your table side with milk and sugar just how u like it

calls u names like “princess” or “baby”

he will cater to all of your weirdly weird needs

“Osamu baby, can you get me chips with salt, pepper, and marinara sauce please? I’m craving it🥺”

“Of course y/n love, I’ll be right back”

Istg this man is too good for the world keep him happy or I’ll summon Kunikida to lecture u abt it🤠

watches horror movies with you

he holds you tight when you’re scared

brings you a hot compress when cramps hit

cuddles you to sleep

sings u lullabies

just before he falls asleep, he whispers “I now know the reason for living; not me, not just for you, but for us. goodnight my love.”

Thank you for reading!🥰

#osamu dazai #dazai x reader #dazai x y/n #bungou stray dogs #Spotify

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anantaru · 1 year

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hello lovely its ur favourite (DUH) 🤠 i am extremely apologetic for current circumstances, however, the proposal will come underway in the foreseeable future (i am a woman of my word 😤) because i am DYING OVER MY EXAMS MAN HOW ARE U TELLING ME I HAVE 22 EXAMS IN THE NEXT MONTH nahhhhhhhhh at least i get a 2 month break after that best believe ill just be staring at kaeyas face in game for at least 24 hours of that time and ur kaeya smuts FUCK HOW AM I LEGIT GETTING HORNY OVER THEM? skills = unmatched fr fr what a blessing u are to my life they were SO. GOOOOOOOD. i feel like ur writings are the only thing thats gonna get me out of this exam period bc i cried six times yesterday and i just cried 5 minutes ago life is so great man but genuinely dont stress urself out either darling ur posts are so consistent and ill say it again YOU ARE SO HARDWORKING but dont burn urself out ur not obligated to be writing here but you do and we appreciate it A LOT also UR TASTE IS SO IMMACULATE LIKE WHAT?? no bc THE MINUTE I SAW JING YUAN I WAS LIKE smash. SMASH. he's so scrumptious i would let this man TAKE ME. after kaeya does first lmfao but SMASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH why arent men like this reallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll ffs man anyways mi amor im going to leave to revise for tomorrows exam, one down 21 to go and im being so fr when i say 21 now btw like yus this is the situation im in bubye ly U ARE AN ICON A ROCKSTAR A LEGEND U ARE THE MOMENT anyways bae adios <3 also i saw ur reply to someone talking abt jing yuans breeding kink and thats AGREEEEEEED WITH LIKE HIGHKEY AGREEED and kaeya its the men with the breeding kinks man fucking hot also im sorry i write so much its cos im a waffler irl but i hope it entertains youuuuuuuuuuu ur a cutie btw i forgot to mention even if its just ur immaculate personality we see ur 1000000% a cutie i just know it inside and out ALSO OMFG I NEED TO SHOW U SCREENSHOTS OF WHAT ALHAITHAM WAS DOING ON CHARACTER AI I WAS IN TEARS i was just saying bby gyal bc he's a bby gyal and then he started calling me it and i was like ew no stop it i shall reveal the screenshots at some point in time maybe when i have a revision break or smth anyways bubye for REAL THIS TIME 🤣🤣

OOOMG LOVE ABQBQJQWJJWQH IM LAUGHING SO MUCH YOU‘RE SUCH A BLESSING I ADORE YOU 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻💕💕💕💕😭😭😭 please this is so sweet the way this literally made my entire night you‘re so so cute and i agree so much!!!!! kaeya is a breeding kink champion don‘t even 👹👹👹👹👹👹💕 breeding is on his mind 24/7 he needs it just as much as he requires air AAAAAAA and please the character ai, i love hearing stories about ai conversations they‘re hilarious, if you have some good ones go share i‘m all ears 👼🏼💕

#˚✩彡 🤠 — anon'#꒰୨ 𖤐 ୧꒱ answered'

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justinefrischmanngf · 9 months

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hiiiii nessa i like hanging out in ur ask box it’s comfy in here ! bought this record for $4 the other day at a bookshop :) me and charlie did a deep dive to find it and turns out this version is not on discogs (the american release is 😮‍💨) anyway how are u i forgot to ask ! also did u end up having work? ur probably finishing work if u did and then gym soooooo if u see this like tomorrow then thats cool too. i think a lot about ask boxes as a concept and how theyre so good for me to say hi into. i also like phone numbers but theyre not the same 🤠 ive been listening to welcome to nightvale and thinking about the long monologues cecil does. he kind of talks like he uses tumblr…… like he’s the original girlblogger :^) i just ate delicious curry on a wrap and i’m looking at my empty coffee mug from this morning thinking about coffee and how good it is. the powerpuff girls decal is rubbing off because i microwave it when it says do not microwave. any day now it could explode. actually ill show u a photo of it too. email voice see attached ! im listening to lil nas x right now i love lil nas x so much :) sorry i dont text more i like hearing from u the days just blur together so easily……. oh also u dont have to answer every single one of these thoughts theres a lot here 💗

omg hiiiiiii paris v v happy to have you in my inbox i'm glad it's comfy in here ! <3 what a cool record omg i love that for you <3 i'm sure i've asked you before, but i have a weird memory so: do you have a record player? i still haven't bought a cd player..... i am pretty good ! i think i'm going to try and watch gentlemen prefer blondes tonight because i have a lecture on it tomorrow so that might be fun ! how are you !! i did not end up having work, but i did end up asking my manager if he needed me to come in and he said no but "tomorrow's gonna be fucked so we'll have fun then" which is slightly terrifying, but i'm somewhat insane and am kind of looking forward to it as well (i'm intrigued mostly because i know why it's fucked and i am looking forward to seeing how the Dilemma is going to be solved) & i was in fact at the gym when you sent this :^) ask boxes are so good for saying hi into i agree <3 i need to get back onto welcome to nightvale.... i say this every time you bring it up but i promise i will do it sometime! i have been thinking that i need to get back into history podcasts, i miss them, do you have any recommendations? + back to your point, LOVE a good long monologue, sometimes you just need to stream of consciousness-it fr !!! yay for delicious curry on a wrap that sounds lovely <3 as does coffee <3 i love your powerpuff girls mug it's so fun!! i hope it doesn't explode lkdjnfgb & woo for lil nas x ! i don't actually listen to much of him perhaps i need to listen to him more.... i'm listening to girls can tell by spoon rn...... don't apologise for not texting it's okay ! my number is always there it's all good <3 and i am also not the best texter.......... it is so difficult to keep track of time truly </33 i hope your night is going well !!

#rita tag #a

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tiklart · 2 years

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B r u h! Your comics and your fanarts are truly one of the most cute, funny, lovely and wonderfully awesome art I've ever seen! Your style is so nice and I think u are very skilled so! Thank you v much or making and sharing ur art with us! ❣❣

Oh. my. god you made my day 😭😭😭😭 how can I ever repay you for your sweet sweet words holy hell I’m smiling like an idiot. That’s so nice please 🧎🧎🥲🥲 messages like these are what keeps me going 🤠 you are absolutely amazing thank you so freaking much, it really means a lot to me 💕 I bow down to your kindness, I hope you have a great day/night, may your cattle flourish and your crops prosper. Kabausvdisvsiwje my heart 😩❤️

#wonderful Anon #i don’t deserve your humble words #i wish you the best of the best

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sturnioloshacker · 2 years

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Our Dream Future Q and A for my beautiful girlfriend

1. What do you like on our future wedding👰🤵‍♂💍🔔?

2. Can you help me learning about the culture here in Australia and Greece and I will tech you to learn of my culture on Both Ireland and The Philippines that a good idea? 🇦🇺🇬🇷/🇮🇪🇵🇭

3. How's Uni is really stress out or you getting of hang of it?

4. What is our dream house city (Melbourne)or the countryside(Sligo)🌇🤠?

5. When is the last time that you wearing a stitch onesie?

6. What season now in the Southern Hampshire🌱☀️❄🍂?

7. In the future, will you marry me until when your 24💍💍?

8. As of now, will be my girlfriend😊🥲🥺?

9. Can you write a a short story how began our relationship💞💕?

10. What is really exciting thing in 2023? (Pick 4 things)

11. In the future, would like to go to Greece after wedding?

12. What is souvenir gift for my cat Peanuts the cat🐨🦘?

13. 78 days till my birthday what will have for me as a gift🎁🎁?

14. As you're going to graduate really and very soon will give you a super surpise when you get there to Ireland next summer what do you think🎓🏖☀️?

15. Give me some 6 ask question for me asked me please????

Now it's ur turn to admit

I'm so sorry that you didn't chat to me yesterday and today so we can chat again really if you are free 💕💞 I love you my beautiful ❤

after we kiss we run down the aisle in celebration, we share our first dance and then we make love all night long

that sounds like an amazing idea!

uni is still a bit stressful but i'm managing it

city

2019

spring

yes

of course!

we followed each other on tumblr and we started talking and then we fell in love 🥰

graduating from uni, travelling, seeing you and opening my own zumba class

yes!

cat toys

it's a big surprise! you'll have to wait and see!

i'm graduating in February next year so not long left! i'll give you the best surprise when I visit you!

they'll be coming your way now!

#asks ❤️#mutual asks #mutuals 🤍#my irish queen 😘

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addison-dykegomery · 3 days

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greys anon back again👋uni was kicking my ass but the semesters over and im caught up now! didn’t really care for the finale/season but i loved reading ur thoughts! im also giving the show an out this season because ik the strike messed things up but how uneven things were made me long for the end tbh😭 bc if this is the writers running on empty it’s kinda embarrassing and cliche and they need to get all the OGs back for s22, give everyone closure and wrap it up on a high note. i need greys to end with dignity lmfao like that’s the bestie

& so is bailey, who was the best part of this episode (saw ur tots about her and simone and although i don’t go there—they had cute tender moments but i rly wanted simone and maggie to smooch last season & im loyal plus ive always been partial to bailey & callie lezzing out together) and amazing in the end. the fact that they’re did all that for lucas tho, laughable—simone needs 2 let that mf go already my god! ik she won’t but im choosing 2 believe they’ll free her next season bc im over it. she’s better than this) as is the fact that lucas is staying and yasuda is leaving. just nasty and cruel and lesbophobic to me specifically. hers and jules’ almost kiss moment was so intimate and convincing i almost looked up fanfic of them but i don’t think there would be any at least not yet. greys non canon lesbian ships are so under-appreciated tbh 1/3 (this is so long sry in advance!)

hey greys anon bestie <3 finally replying to you!! (same here, this one comp sci class i'm taking is like. consuming my life. but in a good way)

aww thank you ^^

girl, i've thought about this SO MUCH like from a writing/showrunning standpoint I have literally no idea how the show could end. imo it has to be some kind of a full circle moment with meredith and ellis and carousels and alzheimers, and probably derek and just as many OGs as they can get to come back. kind of like what they tried to do in season 17, only way less shit. but they would need dempsey&co back for that not to mention ellen (which btw i do not get like is she back or is she not back? wasn't she supposed to leave? like wasn't everyone freaking out that meredith was leaving? So much ado about nothing smh) so i kinda doubt that will happen

it would also be a slay if the last scene of the show is zola visiting meredith in the nursing home (a parallel to meredith and ellis) and meredith has alzheimers but there are photos of derek, lexie, cristina etc beside her bed and zola is telling her how her surgical internship is going and meredith is like "i think i used to be a surgeon once" and zola is like "yes, mom, you were" SDFGHJ or however it went in s1. but ik everyone and their mom has this as their theory for the ending so i doubt it will happen also.

AND something that would be a huge wig in orbit moment is if they already filmed the ending back in 2004 and it's meredith waking up after her one-night-stand with derek in the pilot and it's like woa.. it was just a dream.. and then derek is like hey i'm derek and meredith is like cool can we skip to the part where your wife struts in bc i wanna marry her. which might happen tbh ! we will see 😌

anyway NO I DO NOT WANT IT TO END SOON i need it to get me thru my bachelors at LEAST (which is gonna be a long time bc i'm not the brightest candle on the cake 🤠)

anyway.

Simone and maggie is also intelligent 🙌

omg yes literally after i posted my finale yappings i was like oh shit wait yasuda is leaving 😭 why would they do this to us. i don't super care about them but i like them better than helmika just bec i don't get what helm was trying to do at all, it was funny when she was all about having a crush on meredith (like, same) but she can emigrate to paris with levi now that's ok

i fully block out the fact that simone/lucas is a thing (their scenes are usually my tea breaks tbh) like i feel like my brain isn't entirely processing that info even tho i know it is technically true. i mean simone is a full on dyke in my mind because you expect me not to project onto her? with THOSE mommy issues? when she had that scene with addison in the nicu... i was like 🤔🏳️‍🌈❓ ok now kiss

#also i love reading your asks it's okay!!#asks #anon bestie

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