#how tf did Cas not see the demons!!! | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

confusedkittensposts · 1 month

Note

I have never been prouder of Castiel than I was when he walked out on Dean at the end of 15x3. I punched the air I was so proud of him. I was HAPPY for him. I was not sad. I was proud. Leaving an abusive situation, being honest and walking away. Not putting up with that treatment any more. THAT is how I feel about the character of Castiel. It is not about Dean for me. It is about Cas. In retrospect, I would have been okay if that had been his final scene. I swear to god I have never.been.prouder. I was like "YES. That's my angel! Bravo! Do you need me to come pick you up? Do you need a place to stay? I will drop everything and come get you right now stay right where you are. We gonna drive to San Francisco and I'll introduce you to some nice kind gay guys who will appreciate you for who you are. I will hook you tf up, dude. Don't you EVER think you deserve to be treated cruelly or like you don't matter. Come on, let's see how fast this thing can go!" Vroom vroom, motherfucker. I would've gladly been his getaway driver and put Dean Winchester firmly in the rearview.

I gonna take a guess that both the anons are same.

I confess that I have a love hate relationship with 15x03 scene, I was proud of Cas in that scene, of course, but at the same time I wish there was more, not just in the scene but also after it.

I was waiting for Cas to explode since the graveyard, but because SPN can't bare to see a fult in their golden boy, Dean didn't have to face any consequences of pointing a gun at Jack. Like even after that and blaming Cas, unfairly at that, he barked orders at Cas, did not care for his safty and made him work with a demon in Jack's corpse, Cas torn Dean apart, left him in ruins and not on his feet

I wish Cas had gotten more after leaving, I wish Billie had come to him and involved him in the plan, something like that. Or may be some friendships, maybe relationships. Just more

And that prayer in purgatory? Maybe if Jensen Ackles didn't look so pretty crying, everyone would have realised that was utter bullshit

Any way, your plan sounds good, I could have brought Ic cream

(Some day I will write an overindulgent Cas adventures after 15x03 but You should read this fic)

#anon ask #thank you for the ask #I loved the after scene comentry

10 notes · View notes

crowley-the-1-true-king-of-hell · 1 year

Text

I fixed Dean's entry for Castiel in the MoL Bestiary

First purple: Like a child

I don't like an autism coded trait like seeing things literally being see as a child like trait. Because when Cas is seen like a child that means he gets less respect and faith in his ability

Second purple: Betrayed us

Bitch? Tf? When? He did nothing you didn't or wouldn't do yourself

Third purple: Left us

How dare Cas have the audacity to have a life outside of you and Sam I guess 🙄

Fourth purple: We will always have his back

Are you sure about that? Because it sure af didn't look that way in season 6. Sure it didn't work out, but you didn't side with Cas NOT because you can see the future and had a vision that it wouldn't work out. It's because you didn't like Cas working with Crowley

Hands up if Cas should get to write his own entry about Dean in the bestiary? But it has as much criticism in it as Dean's does if not more so?

I mean Bestiary is about animals both Supernatural and not Supernatural. Humans are animals

Are angels animals?

a living organism that feeds on organic matter, typically having specialized sense organs and nervous system and able to respond rapidly to stimuli.

Cas doesn't need to eat under ordinary circumstances so he's not an animal. But since his entry was written anyway then Dean and Sam really should be added as entries as well

Should be called "Supernatural beings" rather than bestiary

No no no make new vessel Crowley write Sam and Dean's entries. That would be amazing! Would have "morons" and "self-righteous" everywhere

Feathers wrote the previous entry about Squirrel and Moose. I've crossed out every Sam, Dean, my family and my brother/s and written "Moose" "Squirrel" and "moron" above that instead

I have to work quick though, before Feathers catches me editing his entry

Okay this is my entry

SQUIRREL AND MOOSE

Squirrel is a moody alcoholic and Moose has temper issues. They both come up with good ideas and have even outsmarted me but then when they open their mouth it's so moronic I wonder if God helped them? They've both caused so much collateral damage, and pain. But they think it's fine because they save one person every now and then. Anyway despite all that they are great big bloody heroes and unfortunately are a bad influence on me ...

I wish they wouldn't look down on Feathers when he loses his powers

Feelings >_<

This is my entry for Cas

FEATHERS

Cas is very powerful, very capable and very intelligent. Too many people, especially Squirrel underestimate him or look down on him. Even without powers he would be able to kick the candy out of most of his enemies

Feathers has been my partner in mischief! My enemy in arms! My hunter buddy! My crush! My kitten metaphorically speakinv

He is so magnificent I chose him over my revenge on Lucifer and I don't regret that decision

Feathers never gets boring unlike Squirrel. After six months with Demon Squirrel in a bar I wanted to tear off my own face

Right sorry this entry is about Feathers not my feelings! I got a bit carried away there. It was Feather's idea to fake my death and Feathers did a really good job lying to Moose and Squirrel. I was very proud that he had them fooled for two years!

He came up with so many good strategic ideas for getting monsters and he is amazing at torture! Better than me even. Which I may be a smidgen jealous about. I did teach him but he surpassed me

I also like ruffling his feathers because it's sexy when he slams me up against a wall

He did betray me but can you imagine if there were Leviathans running around in Hell? *Shudders* so it all worked out for the best. Beside he did apologize and he's too fun not to work with

I decided to forgive him and team up with him again because a life without Feathers is a boring one. Even Feathers as an enemy is better than no Feathers at all

Feathers has or used to have these powers

Entering human dreams. Okay so one day I was bored and I decided to give this human nightmares and Cas gave me the stare and turned my nightmare into a happy dream

So we were both trying to win the dream battle and well Cas won. Look he's an angel okay! He's meant to be stronger

Smiting demons

Telekinesis. Did you know he uses telekinesis just before a smite to stop a demon from teleporting away before the smite happens? Most demons can't teleport but on the off chance they can

He only bothers doing that if he means to kill the demon in a "hit list" sense rather than a "you're in my way" sense. I felt him holding onto me when I teamed up with Raphael but I wasn't worried because I had Raphael's protection

Teleportation. Okay so we would play this game where we had to teleport behind each other and tag each other. What you think spending two years together and it was nothing but business?

Time travel. I've been tempted to ask to be sent back in time myself but I've noticed how weak it makes him and I didn't want Cas to die but at the time I lied to myself and said it's because I didn't want my partner being too weak otherwise he's useless to me

His powers go above and beyond that so this will have to be continued at another date maybe

I've also enchanted my entry so none of those lot will be able to edit it or rip the page from the book

*A few hours later*

Crowley hears Dean yell "Crowley! What the hell is this? You son of a bitch!" as he points at his entry

Crowley smoothly responds "well that's an entry for you and Moose"

#castiel #dean critical #you know I was hoping this entry would be idk???#good? respectful?#but too much to ask for #supernatural #bitter cas girl feelings #Crowley spn #Crowstiel #sam critical #winchesters critical #I believe Crowley would write good stuff about Sam and Dean as well if we're being honest #But since this was me having fun I didnt want to dedicate my time to praising what #the boys are good at

24 notes · View notes

angelcasendgame · 2 years

Note

For ship bingo: cretch :')

I think this is crowley x ketch which fkdjghskfjdhsgkjdfs obsessed with you

OKAY HEAR ME OUT. i was originally like haha Crowley and Ketch so funny but like I actually really love it?? LIke they know of each other from before in a working relationship sense but I think post Chuck, if they got a chance, they'd be really good for each other!! They're theeeee ultimate ex-of-my-ex trope!!! (the ex being Dean). Explanation under the cut!

new ship bingo!

They're both the laughing stocks of being rejected by multiple winchesters (Crowley had been rejected by Sam in the Chapel and by demon and regular Dean / Ketch had been rejected by Mary and later Dean in Apocalypse world) + they lost so much reputation and power and have been shamed out of their community

But what would bring them together is that they've both had this huge arc where they genuinely want to do better and specifically because of Dean, who they both had palpable tension with, but Dean's too busy being in love with Cas for either of them to even be actually considered

They'd start of friends with benefits to let off steam etcetc but then like they're just lying there in post-sex haze and they're both so god damn lonely so they start to talk about their lives and how tf did they even get here? A King of Hell and British Men of Letters, one of them would make the joke that it's almost like the opposite of an Angel of the Lord and a Hunter; but it would sound a little too wistful so in the hush of the night, they'd open up about that--how Dean wouldn't give them a second glance, not with an actual angel on his shoulder

And they'd open up about other stuff, about their regrets and their mistakes. How much they want to make things right but they're so overwhelmed by all the crap they did so where the fuck do they even begin?

Ketch telling Crowley he always knew he was destined for hell and Crowley would genuinely be confused like, didn't you think you were helping people? Didn't you think this was all for the greater good? Ketch wouldn't have an answer but Crowley would let it go because he gets it

The moment they realize who Rowena is would be funny and would break the tension from all the earlier, more intense conversations. Rowena is obviously still a sore subject for Crowley but there's something about his mother being the one to have given Ketch the hex bag to keep him alive so he could pretend to be his own twin, like even Crowley wouldn't be tacky enough to pull that stunt, but he would admit that he's faked his own death before

So they laugh and bond over faking their own deaths to the Winchesters and just realize just how similarly their relationship with the Winchesters had progressed. From hating them as humans/hunters to reluctant allies to working with the Winchesters' loved ones without the brothers knowing (crowstiel and maryketch) to having the brothers work for them and oh boy isn't that a fun power trip to being actual enemies + going after their loved ones (Ben and Lisa, Mary) + trying to kill them

Then they'd sit in silence until they both say "messy" at the same time and laugh and in the shadows of the night, they see and understand each other in a way that no one else has and they would find each other's humour endlessly amusing and this time when their heart skips a beat, it's not accompanied by the pit in their stomach of unrequited feelings. lying together like this, it feels full of potential and a hope of happiness, and they don't love each other in this moment but when they look at each other, they're like 'i could'

#like detch was always a haha ketch has it so bad for dean but he doesn't stand a chance what a loser #crowley was the same but sadder #but then put them together and ooof #they'd actually be...so good for each other?#uh #cretch #<- cannot believe this is a tag for me now #anyways tysm bestie i have no god damn clue if this is even what you wanted but uhhh here you go?#alex tag 🧠#mailbox #ship bingo

9 notes · View notes

deantransgressions2 · 3 years

Text

9x02 devil may care

#1: cas was fully human and dean didn’t bother to help him return to the bunker, or really keep in touch that much at all the first few days. sam brought up his worries that cas may need help getting to the bunker, and dean said that cas was a “big boy” and he and sam had bigger worries than cas’s wellbeing.

time tag: 2:04

#2: .

“ice that limey bitch”

time tag: 2:43

#3: he questioned kevin’s sanity, that he had zero right to comment on because kevin was present for the bunker going haywire and dean was not.

kevin: “it’s back online. maybe when you opened the door from the outside door, it reset the system.”

dean: “yeah, okay let’s go with that”

time tag: 5:29

#4: “then we all go out for ice cream and strippers”

i’m a huge advocate for supporting sex workers, but dean needs to stop making being a straight white male his entire personality. also kevin is like 19.

time tag: 7:49

#5: ordered kevin to translate the angel tablet instead of asking if he was up for it so soon after the demon one.

“you need to hit the angel tablet, see if you can find anything on the spell that metatron used to empty out heaven.”

time tag: 8:00

#6: tracy blamed sam for her parents death. she said the demons were celebrating because “some dumb kid let lucifer out of his cage”

dean throughout the entire conversation: 😐

hey, remember when lucifer literally murdered cas for hurting michael? just thought i’d remind yall.

time tag: 23:51

#7: dean told tracy, a random hunter who blames sam for the apocalypse which led to her parents death, that sam thought he was doing the right thing. something he should probably of told sam. also, he didn’t correct her assumption that sam is 100% responsible for lucifer.

“listen for the record, sam’s not the only guy who thought he was doing right and watched it all go to crap”

time tag: 26:06

#8: transgression bc he didn’t tell gadreel to shut tf up, because he has no right to any information in sam’s head unless it is readily given by sam himself.

gadreel: “sam will not remember any of this” and “i am in sam’s head. everything he knows, i know. and i know that what you did, you did out of love”

time tag: 31:40

#9: dean has a habit of just choosing nicknames for people without asking if it’s okay with them.

“uh, look, zeke...i’m gonna call you zeke.”

time tag: 32:32

#10: what does this mean

“i’m not really with the whole, uh, love and....love.” (said to gadreel)

time tag: 33:07

#11: lie, lie, lie

sam: “dean? what the hell happened?”

dean: “you took a shot to the head, and i came in and saved your ass, like usual.”

sam: “you killed three demons? alone?”

dean: “i took them by surprise....and i’m awesome so there’s that.”

sam: “...you are pretty damn awesome”

time tag: 33:47

#12: how has it been years, and dean still hasn’t figured out sam isn’t solely responsible for the apocalypse

sam: “what tracy said about me, she wasn’t wrong.”

dean: “sam, listen to me. you have helped a hell of a lot more people than you have hurt. so all of that, that was then.”

time tag: 38:34

#sigh #watching sam's mental health get better hurts knowing it's all gonna come crashing down again soon #dean critical #dean negative #spn #9x02 #devil may care #gaslighting #sexism #pejorative language #s9 #heavy

15 notes · View notes

cerealla · 3 years

Text

I typically do Twin Peaks takes, but since Supernatural has been parasitically living off a major artery of mine since November 5th, I’ve decided to vent and list (some of) the things I wanted from the show but never got because reasons, musings, and headcanons. Some of these would require major rewrites to the overall show. I don’t take that as a net loss. Some of these takes may have been addressed at some point, but there are so many episodes and I haven’t even see all them, so bear with me. Possible edits and add-ons may occur:

The Roadhouse never gets burned down. The culture and community of the hunters gets a larger focus. Where do they all get their supplies for summoning spells, healing, protection spells, etc? I guess a normal grocery store or new age store, but how cool would it be if there some sort of underground hunters’ farmers’ market?

Hunters that practice magic regularly and for reasons other than hunting.

More hunters like the doctor in season 6 that specialize in medicine, maybe supernatural ailments too. There are cures for getting turned into vampires and werewolves (under certain circumstances). Could there be other cures for different monsters?

More psychic mediums like Missouri. Or just more Missouri.

It’s implied that physics are naturally gifted, but what if normal people could also develop those skills? What if one of the brothers dips their toes in conducting seances and divination?

Hunters like Frank, who are more tech-based. Exploring divides in hunters that like traditional methods vs modern ones.

Maybe a more nuanced look at hunting? It’s interesting how pretty much every hunter we’ve met got into it because of some tragedy in life, which is fine, but I’m curious how many do it because that’s just the world they know. They’re not exactly in it for heroics or revenge, but simply because they’re familiar with this supernatural world and interact with it as such?

We learn Meg’s real name and what the hell was up with her relation to Azazel. And the guy that was apparently his son and her brother. Were they literally Azazel’s kids, or were they just very loyal to him to garner those titles?

More time with Ellen and Jo before they end up dying (or just don’t die at all... That could be nice).

You know that season 6 episode where Balthazar stops the Titanic from sinking, and it starts a domino affect alternate timeline where Ellen never died and married Bobby? That, but no alternate timeline. It’s just part of the show. Because it would be cute and they’d make a great Ma and Pop duo.

Ellen wasn’t surprised when she met Sam and Dean, so she must have known about them when she met John years ago. Was she aware of the life they lived? Did she ever have any concern, especially after her husband died and she forbid Jo from ever hunting?

How many hunters met the Winchesters and witnessed the absolutely screwed up situation going on and either shook their heads or thought there was absolutely nothing wrong?

More Pamela.

Rufus doesn’t die.

Lisa and Ben STAY.

Garth and Kevin Dream Team.

Garth, Kevin, AND Charlie.

All the above STAY AROUND AND ALIVE.

Claire gets a bigger role and sticks around for more seasons.

Ben decides he wants to hunt, but Dean disapproves, so he and Claire team up.

Anna stays. Not as a love interest to Dean, but a foil to Cas. His pushy and rude big sister that wants him to Chill TF Out.

Jo x Charlie. I will not elaborate.

No angel-on-angel romance. I swear to god. The writers revoked that right when they had them keep calling each other brother and sister.

Tessa doesn’t die.

Reapers aren’t angels.

Tessa is the one reaper the brothers ever meet and interact with, so I like to think that, because of their important place in the Grand Plan, Death trusts her with the task of reaping them.

Tessa appreciates this, but really, Really wishes he picked someone else.

Turns out Death assigned her this task specifically because of her sardonic attitude towards the brothers.

Rufus was Jewish, so are there any Jewish-specific spells and incantations that could be used on demons and ghosts?

Speaking of which, Dean uses some Yiddish and Hebrew phrases, stuff that’s fairly unlikely for a gentile to know (he says “dayenu” at one point), and he’s an aggressively non-religious character at that (also Sam doesn’t make any Jewish references, as far as I know). This could be accredited to a ton of things: John dumped him at a Jewish friend’s house when he was kid, Bobby picked it up from Rufus and Dean got it from Bobby, a past girlfriend was Jewish, etc.

Or, some of these characters still die, but they get more screen time and better plots.

#spn #most of these are hunter focused #I've generally left the men of letter out of the equation here #because I have complex feelings about them

8 notes · View notes

ain-t-bovvered · 4 years

Text

15X12 Commentary

Bunch of tired and caffeinated Europeans ( plus a sleepy American) scream together, and then die and try to get on with their day ( lol AS IF)

@smol-and-grumpy (Nat)

@dean-winchesters-bacon (Kat)

@waywardbaby (Zee)

@ain-t-bovvered (Giulia)

Nat: welp i guess we'll start?

Giulia: Ye

Zee: I know we’re not ready but yes

Nat: count as usual?

Giulia: U r the only one ready snort

Zee: Shush I’m faking it

Nat: 3

Nat: 2

Nat: 1

Nat: go

Zee: The recap

Giulia: Already hate it

Giulia: ...kaia

Giulia: Ok but i loved dean shout there

Giulia: But i also don t give a fuck about kaia

Nat: i could make a list of people i don't give a fuck about

Giulia: Why the empty has a dick

Nat: earth 2

Giulia: Look how much-waisted air time

Nat: this better go somewhere

Zee: What is he on?

Giulia: Oh look das me every time a clerk looks too clingy

Zee: President Hillary Clinton

Giulia: Nice

Giulia: Radio shed ads look like mediaworld *winks in italian*

Zee: Can he shut up?

Giulia: Nerd

Giulia: Oh and another nerd

Nat: weird that on every earth people are still dumb as fuck

Giulia: The World

Zee: Oh no

Giulia: Yeah that looks my kinda world

Giulia: Aaah beard dean

Zee: Other toys

Nat: He can't even make a world that's gonna function

Giulia: I can get what I want from a hundred worlds

Giulia: What she said

God/ ME A DESTIEL SHIPPER ABOUT DESTIEL ENDGAME: Dean says I'm not gonna get the ending I want. And I don't know. Maybe... I...I mean, that shouldn't matter, right? I've gotten what I want from hundred of Sams and Deans. I could get what I want from a hundred more. And I don't care.

Nat: you can see the green screen. I mean him standing before one

Giulia: Amazing

Zee: Clear the board

Giulia: Can he clean this one too. I think he’s already doing it

Nat: our world

Nat: how do you know. still, he doesn't take out the dumb

Zee: Vegan

Giulia: ...vegan lasagna *cringes in Italian*

Giulia: Because he feels for them. Between similars u no

Giulia: Aah veins

Zee: I still don’t like it

Giulia: Ah so we are actually where we left off. I can tell u where my head is

Zee: I can tell you where I want his head to be

Giulia: Ooooh nice

Giulia: Look at Jack hair tho

Giulia: BABE

Nat: "I HAVE SPEND TIME WITH HER" *wink wink nudge nudge*

Giulia: 50k

Giulia: Scythe kink

Nat: ouch

Zee: FOCUS

Giulia: Bottom Dean

Nat: on what? dildo scythe?

Giulia: Please comment and reblog

Giulia: Hey

Giulia: No OnE

Zee: Is jack chubbier?

Giulia: Don t talk to my son like this

Zee: Sam should stop doing that thing with his face

Nat: He's just older

Giulia: I can count his gray hair

Giulia: ...

Giulia: AAAAAAAAH beautiful

Zee: How domestic

Giulia: Babe

Zee: Look at that little smile

Giulia: SO CUTE

Giulia: thank you for a small bubble of happiness. That shook my soul a bit

Zee: They seem a little happy. I’m scared. Oh there it is

Giulia: That’s a fancy-ass whiskey bottle. I want it

Zee: Kaia came looking for the spear

Giulia: Cute where is cas

Zee: Babysitting

Giulia: Of course she kicks their asses

Giulia: I wanna choke him too

Nat: they can't even fight one small girl. they're getting old

Zee: Can he get any deeper?

Giulia: What she said

Zee: THE VOIVE I MEAN

Giulia: Oh come on HOW CONVENIENT

Giulia: they pulled a Mary Winchester

Zee: Snort

Nat: i don't know what to think about all this

Giulia: Oh looks it’s us after the coronavirus. Eating lizards

Nat: I mean

Giulia: I just watch

Nat: I would eat it 🤷🏻‍♀

Zee: Dean said not tasted kinda decent

Nat: do I have to

Zee: YES

Giulia: SNORT

Zee: SEE? Babysitting

Giulia: ...listen….How in the hell...War Strategist angel of the lord cas loses at force 4. Fuck off

Giulia: Always makeup on point

Giulia: Not Kaia not helping

Nat: oh I see jody had time for lash extensions

Giulia: She must not be in quarantine

Giulia: ...La piegatrice mondiale. What a horrible translation

Giulia: Oh dean has nice hair. I wanna pull it

Zee: This is going so well

Giulia: Look at cas hair

Nat: He always goes like "Cas-tee-el"

Giulia: Tee-el

Zee: Are you only looking at hair?

Giulia: Cas sounds so done

Zee: But so good

Giulia: WHAT A SOFT LOOK I HATE IT DON T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT

Giulia: A bit of a smokey eye on Kaia, What she used? Burned sticks? charcoal? Burned lizard’s tails?

Zee: Is it me or Jody looks older and Cas looks younger?

Nat: sorry but not Kaia can go fuck herself

Giulia: WHATEVER

Nat: so much airtime

Giulia: WASTED

Giulia: ...Shouldn’t he be strong af

Nat: I hate that the female's make up is always on point.

Zee: He’s gonna do something stupid

Giulia: Definition of a Winchester

Giulia: What a dad tone

Nat: I like Merl. Merl is me

Giulia: HEEEEY

Giulia: AHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Giulia: AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Nat: Winchester dumb

Zee: Winchester dumb

Giulia: what a mood

Nat: she's my fave character

Giulia: I love her

Nat: i want her in all the ep

Giulia: I stan her

Nat: give her more air time

Giulia: She’s the smartest in the room

Giulia: What a sassy reaper. Like my fav sassy demon

Giulia: I love how the Winchesters are there watching, being all: yup, that’s our dumb kid

Nat: Winchester stupid

Zee: They know she’s right

Giulia: DONT BORROW MY ANGEL LIKE A BATTERY

Zee: Dead angel walking

Nat: I seriously thought Cas holds out the cup he ejaculated in like in a sperm bank

Giulia: Can I unread this

Nat: No u can't, that's what happens when I’m in lockdown

Giulia: Look at that cutie with his cute backpack

Nat: boy scout dean

Zee: Sam’s smirk

Giulia: Babysitting again

Giulia: BS angel chivalry

Giulia: SHE’S SO DONE

Giulia: love it

Nat: she should have said "in your own time"

Giulia: Me and you have all eternity, they don’t

Giulia: ...wasting seconds of intense glares

Giulia: Oh look the gremlins again

Giulia: The last healthy Italians vs the infected ones

Giulia: Last Toilet paper’s rolls and dumb scared people

Nat: snorts

Zee: You’re on a roll

Giulia: Dean eyelashes are fluttering in the wind. Sam needs a hair elastic

Nat: I wish something else would flutter in the wind

Giulia: my fucks

Zee: Hey kid

Giulia: WHY ARE THEY HUGGING

Zee: It’s before corona

Nat: I thought they didn't like each other that much

Giulia: Exactly. They have like 0 relationship, I don’t understand

Nat: It's weird.

Nat: if she should hug someone it should be sam. but what do I know

Zee: Have y’all understood the point of all this? Cause I haven’t

Giulia: Literally none

Nat: I’m bothered by all the other things

Giulia: She had time to do her eyelashes

Nat: so we did literally waste an ep with getting Kaia back, like for real? I watched this?

Giulia: ...AH

Nat: you know the last season could have been so fucking good

Zee: Wtf?

Giulia: K

Nat: ah

Zee: She found out

Giulia: What a meme

Giulia: Billy: last season

The reaper: my joy

Giulia: Death is angry

Zee: I was busy In Italy

Giulia: Oh wow

Nat: Merl had one job

Giulia: The writers had one job

Nat: Billy is us because she has no patience in them wasting an ep freeing Kaia

Giulia: Then u killed me

Giulia: Smoulder time

Giulia: Aaaah a baby

Zee: What?

Nat: Meh

Giulia: Why

Nat: God's destruction is Jack

Giulia: Another meme

Giulia: Writers

Giulia: Us asking if season15 will be amazing

Nat: right

Giulia: Go watch the promo

Nat: is that a fiat

Giulia: That’s a 500, my old car snort

Nat: Are they gay antiques, dealers

Zee: Apart from the reaper everything else was pretty lame. We waited almost two months for that?

Giulia: We went through corona for that

Nat: they look like gay antique dealers. especially being outraged when Sam has to lose the man bun

Giulia: With their cardigans and shit

Giulia: We should all live together. Yikes. They gonna die

Nat: they would scream

Giulia: High pitched

Zee: Tf did I just watch ? Loved deans bracelets tho

Giulia: They’re Jensen’s . Probably

Giulia: Oh maybe they are sam and dean that grew up as men of letters

Zee: Gay men of letters

Giulia: Can they get hot and bothered by Castiel?

Zee: Maybe not both of them

Giulia: Nah Nah both

Zee: Will the angel be gay too?

Giulia: There will be no angel probably. Also, Angels are probably sexless so who cares.

Kat: Y’all finished?

Giulia: Yup

Zee: Yes

Kat: And?

Giulia: WHERE IS THE FLAVOUR

Zee: LLLAAAAMMMEEE

Nat: I wasted my time

Kat: Yeah. Who gives a flying fuck about Kaia. Literally no one

Giulia: guess they are tying the loose ends

Kat: No one has thought about her in 2 years, she was a dead end

Giulia: Idk what the point was

Kat: Idk to have Jack use his powers for some reason? Surely they could have found something better

Giulia: Idk man. Between this fucking virus and jib and life and this writing, I’m very much blegh. I mean I love my boys. But

Zee: Let’s just hope they give them a decent ending and not something so lame that it will ruin everything

Nat: You love them and you want the best for them. not half-assed writing

Giulia: Yeah

Nat: lol what show have you been watching the last season

Kat: Yeah. It’ll be ruined. I have no hope of anything else

Nat: I don't have much hope but also that will maybe make me feel better when it's not as bad as I think it will be

Zee: I know but I can’t let it drag me down

Giulia: Yup

If you want to get tagged send an ask HERE or to @waywardbaby or a smoke signal, idk whatever I’m tired af.

TAGS: @wayward-angelgirl @destiel-honeypie @mariekoukie6661 @dragontamerm @closetspngirl @rainflowermoon @mattiecat @bunnybaby121115 @aliaitee2 @jacks-word-of-the-day @4evamc @dammitsammy @legendary-destiel @winchesterprincessbride @destielhoneybee @castiellover20 @ravenhg @evvvissticante @emoryhemsworth @markofdean79 @janndishsstuff

#supernatural 15x12 #15x12 galaxy brain #spn 15x12 #Episode commentary #SUPERNATURAL COMMENTARY #spn commentary #15x12 commentary #spn gifs #dean winchester #Sam Winchester #castiel

24 notes · View notes

mittensmorgul · 5 years

Note

I am honestly in shock after the episode, it was so good! Do you think Sam and Cas are still afraid of the things Michael taunted Dean with in his brain bar? Or do you think it's more that Dean worries that they fear those things? Does it seem like we're headed for a confrontation of those issues, or are there other ones that might come up instead? (On a side note, that scene between Cas and Michael in the Bunker was AMAZING. I'm like, Emmys for everyone!)

I mean, some part of Sam and Cas must harbor these doubts. Or at least Dean FEARS that they might harbor these doubts about him, you know? Because that’s all Michael has to work with. Dean’s fears.

Interesting how they explicitly showed us Sam and Cas navigating through Dean’s mind. They were prepared to wallow through the worst of Dean’s fears and memories-- everything from his dream!demon!self taunting him to Hell to the moment Dean realized Michael was breaking their deal in 13.23.

But that’s the one thing Michael DID pick up on about Dean. The first time he’d possessed him, he tried to drown Dean in his worst memories, but Sam now tells Cas in 14.10, “Dean thrives on trauma.” He gets it, that the way to really distract Dean is to give him something he’s never had...

Contentment.

So Cas strolls through Dean’s GOOD memories:

2.19: “I think I’m adorable.” Which he tells Victor Henriksen during their first interview in prison.

4.14: Sam: You seem pretty cheery.Dean: Strippers, Sammy. Strippers. We're on an actual case involving strippers. Finally. (which, in case anyone has forgotten, was the one in which Dean’s siren was a dude...)

6.18: Dean: I'll stay here, hook up with the posse. 'Cause you know me -- I'm a posse magnet. I mean, I love posse. Make that into a t-shirt. (i mean... he was living out his cowboy dream here... but got hit with a cold dose of reality. It didn’t ruin his cowboy dream, but it made him reassess and engage with the REALITY of his cowboy dream... and in the end he was able to win the shootout with the phoenix with the colt... after the entire posse either chickened out or was murdered so... dean was a posse of one... such a posse magnet lol)

2.21: (and how TF is anything from that episode a HAPPY memory?) Dean: Hey, see if they’ve got any pie. Bring me some pie! I love me some pie.

and then Sam picks up on Dean talking about Rocky’s, this bar, not being for sale, and of course he knows THAT is the “false memory.”

So it seems that both Cas and Sam (and Jack, too...) know Dean better than to believe the “horror” side of his memories, you know?

We already saw Cas do the squint at Michael’s assessment of God, because heck he just had the totally wrong read on that entire situation, and Cas knows better. He also knows the Castiel this Michael is comparing him to, and *we* know what Cas thought of that guy... (reminder: Cas stabbed him to death in 13.22). So we know for SURE that Cas is taking all of Michael’s assessments of everything with this understanding of him in mind.

I mean, Cas was the one who realized that Michael was using these false, hurtful words to try and buy himself time until his monster posse showed up to kill the unaware winchesters in the bunker. Michael was SO SURE of his plan working, you know? But Cas not only saw through that, he also saw through Michael’s certainty that Sam and Cas (and especially Dean) couldn’t defeat him inside Dean’s mind.

And Dean might be strong (which :’) on Cas and Sam both for knowing that about him), but heck, It’s only his focus which is essentially keeping Michael caged right now, which regardless... seems like a dangerous situation that might slip at any moment Dean’s attention wavers, you know?

Like, an identical sort of situation to the one Cas is in regarding his deal with the empty. While his attention is on it, there’s no way for him to truly be happy, but heck... the ol’ attention could slip at any moment...

Heck I’m slipping again, aren’t I? That’s not what you asked. :/

But YES. I mean, I think this is why we have the clip from next week’s episode that Sam is weirded out because Dean hugged him, you know? ALL THREE OF THEM HEARD MICHAEL’S UGLY ///FALSE/// WORDS. So hell if Dean ain’t gonna feel compelled to make sure Sam and Cas BOTH (and probably Jack too, if it slips out that Mikey was mean to him, too) know just how much he does care for them.

:’)

#spn s14 spoilers #spn 14.10 #dinkle #oh DEAN #sam fucking winchester #castiel winchester #michael is just so freaking full of himself he can't even see that anyone else would disbelieve his lies #i mean it's kinda sad but he's still incredibly dangerous even if he is dumb as a bag of hammers #jack nougat winchester #since he's part of this nonsense too :P #Anonymous

147 notes · View notes

currentlyfangirling99 · 5 years

Text

Alright quick spn 14x10 review yall!

1. The fact that pamela was there I think was a coping mechanism for dean because shes psychic and can tell him things he cant see for himself and I feel like knowing how things are going to turn out is a big part of Dean's "happy place." Also Pamela hints at Dean only flirting with her but he always wants something/someone He can't have due to the fact that Michael has taken over his mind! I'm pretty sure that SOMETHING is reffering to CASTIEL THE ANGEL! 😘😘❤❤💕😏😏😇

2. That damn Michael and his poisonous words ugh! But I'm sorry I kinda did agree with him about Castiel being a babysitter for jack because they keep leaving him behind rather than making him part of the missions like they usually do...Cas is a powerful angel and he keeps getting his ass kicked wayyyy too easily lately! Like wtf! Y'all notice that!? Or is it just me!? 🙄🙄🤔🤔

3. Dean was HELLA smart to lock Michael up in his mind!? But how tf is he gonna get him out!? Anyway he was a boss and I love that he's fighting again!

4. SAM WOO MY SAMMY WAS ON FIRE!! He literally took charge, use techniques without any help of angels/demons and set a plan in place to help dean get back to himself! Not to mention he used the key word they use for dangerous situations! Ahh Sam has been so on point lately I just might faint!! 😍😍

5. Jack my baby! Jack risking burning part of his soul out to save his 3 Dads and the fellow hunters!! It was stupid but it was brave and I loved seeing him using his power! I hope it comes back in full very soon!! I'm glad he kept fighting for his family and hope he remembers how much they all really love him!

6. I actually really love that Castiel witnesses the trauma in deans mind, like Sam already knew about and felt it but it seemed like Cas didnt fully realize how damaged dean really was and I feel like that now he knows there will be a huge change in their relationship in a positive way of course! But that part really hit me hard! ❤❤💕😭😭 Castiel knows not to pity dean but I also feel like he will understand him better more than ever before now!

Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk! :)

@deangetyourheadoutofyourgayass @dean-cas-in-the-impala @dean-hugs-cas-in-the-impala @foreverwayward @jenabean75 @phantomwarrior12 @sculptorofbeginnings @imbiowaresbitch @heaven-hell-imagines @youhaveaguineapigwhere @supernaturalsammy01 @gabriel-deserved-better

#spn #supernatural #destiel #sam winchester #dean winchester #14x10 #michealtheangel #rant #sorry for the rant #personal rant #mini rant

29 notes · View notes

theythemsam · 5 years

Text

spn 8x06, liveblog, collected posts (all 15 of them) or as i like to call it: Don’t disturb a ghost that’s chillin’ or they might just do some killin’

I love that Sam gets to call Dean out on his hypocrisy!

#Dean: benny is my friend so he deserves to live! Amy though… uh nope, I killed her behind your back bc im a jerk :-)

Garth!!! I love him so much.

Garth as Bobby’s replacement is nice. I love him!!!

#he had a hard year

The fact that Garth just tests the ectoplasm by tasting it is the worst! NO!

Oh Yeah Right, that’s the fucked up confederate ghost story asdfgh

“What have we got here, a ghost with an Oedipus complex… I don’t know what this means.” I gathered that, Dean.

#honestly I think maybe anything to do with greek and roman mythology is just deans weak point in his knowledge cause that’s been a constant string of him not knowing things

Dean is such an asshole to Garth. Like I get that he finds him weird or whatever, but no reason to be such an asshole!

#like seriously dean is so judgmental #also Garth also grieved for Bobby

God, Sam enough with the flashbacks!

#im bored!!! Like I like him and Amelia but its so slow!

FUCK YEAH! Garth getting to call out Dean for being a possessive asshole that doesn’t allow anyone else beside himself to grieve.

#its what he deserves #god I forgot how much I love Garth

Ok, so the damn ghost is in the asthma inhaler, that’s creepy

#also did the dude now ever get his inhaler or did they just leave him to choke?

The way the possessed dude sniffs Dean and leans in is so creepy!

#like for a second I thought he was gonna go in for a creepy rapey kiss but then I remembered he was possessing a man #so that wouldn’t happen. But I swear 100% if that ghost had possessed a woman I would bet on a creepy kiss #bc the writers do it constantly and its so fucked up!!!

UGH! I hate this scene so much! Like I know its once more a ghost spilling the Winchester’s biggest secrets, but ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

#like 95% of the things Dean say here are bullshit and it makes me angry that he still holds them against Sam #no matter how subconsciously! He does still do that #and it would be interested if that was explored like actually explored #but they don’t do that either! #they just have Dean be an asshole to Sam and then its never explored after that

Also the fact that they bring up “drinking demon blood, being in cahoots with Ruby” RIGHT after the reveal with Benny where Sam reacted a lot more mature than Dean ever would have makes me also so, so angry. Like hypocrisy, thy name is Dean Winchester. (also spns treatment of addicts will Always piss me tf off).

#not telling me you lost your soul #or how about running around with Samuel for a whole year à not things that were sams fault

“I never once betrayed you” à flashbacks to Dean killing Amy (and later on Gadreel, but that’s the future so doesn’t count just yet)

“I never once left you to die” à flashback to the panic room where Dean knew Sam could die + flashback to Dean beating the shit out of soulless!Sam (something which Cas said woulda killed him if he had had a soul)

#sam getting to punch him for that is satisfying tbh #like Dean doesn’t necessarily deserve to be hit bc it’s the ghost talking #but still I get it!

I love Garth so much

#the best character of this show #also great taste in music asdfgh

Like Sam has been on the road for a couple of months before he even met Amelia. Are you trying to tell me that he then didn’t look? He drove himself ragged to find a way to save Dean and I fucking HATE that we didn’t get to see that. It’s implied, sure (f.e. the way Crowley warns him to stay away from his demons suggests that Sam went on a demon killing spree), but its not made explicit the way most of Dean’s actions are and I hate it!

#there’d be way less hate for his character if they had put that little bit more of effort in there #and its just such a disservice #bc I as a sam fanatic and intense tv watcher catch those moments #but if youre just chilling you don’t get it!

#spn 8x06 #collections #sam liveblogs

1 note · View note

hellagayweird0 · 5 years

Text

Jay’s Season 14 Episode Chat

Episode 5

Enjoy my random thoughts!

~ Excuse me, what is this girl doing alone? I love her but WHY IS THERE NO ADULT WITH HER SHE’S SMALL AND FRAGILE

~ Oooooooklahoma, where this girl just runs off on her ooooown

~ I love a nice field trip to a graveyard, someone is coming for Ms. Frizzle’s career

~ Vlogging hunters, I LOVE THIS. Also me if I was a hunter 😂

~ I think I’m in love with Maggie. Can we get some nice JayxMaggie fics please? 😂

~ MAGGIE MY WIFE NOOOO! Excuse me, whoever just dared to put their hands on her, DON’T HURT HER OR I SWEAR-

~ TEACHER SAM UM YES PLEASE

~ Fuuuuuuuuck he looks good

~ Sam: “Let’s get to work.” Me: *breaks out into song* “LET’S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS-”

~ SAM’S LITTLE CUP I’M CRYING 😂 Is it just him being a giant of a human or is that cup tiny I NEED ANSWERS

~ Sam with a whistle GIMME

~ Sam creating hunter check-ins is giving me LIFE. HE’S. A. SMART. BEAN.

~ Hey Dean sass, ima need you to tone yourself down

~ CAS AND JACK ARE ON A NICE FATHER/SON HUNTING TRIP TOGETHER THIS IS WHAT THE SHOW NEEDS AND I SUPPORT IT 100%

~ Sam tippity tappin’ away (have I mentioned I love this man?)

~ Dean’s reaction to this guy in the cemetery is a mood

~ I loooove this guy meeting them at the house 😂

~ OK BOBBY AND MARY I SEE YOU LOOKIN’ LIKE MICHAEL AND CAS, WHAT CHA TRYING TO SAY, HUH? WRITERS, ANYONE? ANSWERS?

~ BOBBY SASS YES WE NEED THIS

~ Bobby said idjits I REPEAT BOBBY SAID IDJITS

~ Ok but Maggie shouldn’t have been out there alone in the first place, just saying

~ Jared has forever made “Milk Run” funny (he said stuff at a con) and I can’t stop giggling at Bobby’s line

~ Woah woah, Bobby, I’m gonna need you to stop yelling at my Sammy or I will somehow throw you back into the AU myself

~ Bobby: “She wasn’t ready!” My mind:

~ “A real leader would’ve seen that a mile away.” THE FUCK BOBBY?? HOW DARE YOU? SAM IS A REAL LEADER, HE’S DOING HIS BEST, AND HE’S DOING AN AMAZING JOB. YES OF COURSE MAGGIE SHOULD’VE NEVER BEEN ON HER OWN, BUT DON’T BLAME SAM FOR HER GETTING TAKEN BY THE MONSTER. AND DON’T SAY HE ISN’T A REAL LEADER. (I actually got so mad at this part 😂 no one says stuff like that to my boy and gets away with it)

~ YES MARY, THANK YOU!! LISTEN TO MAMA WINCHESTER!

~ No Sammy, Bobby isn’t right, this isn’t your fault, DON’T PUT YOURSELF DOWN

~ I mean, I agree Mary, BUT, he was honestly born to be hooked on demon blood and use his powers (you know, THE ONES THE SHOW JUST CASUALLY FORGETS) for not so great things BUT OK 😂

~ Welcome to the show/family, no one wants to talk about anything

~ OH HI JOHN NICE FOR THEM TO MENTION YOU 😂 (i still don’t like you a ton but hello)

~ MARY NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR YOU TO “PUT YOURSELF OUT THERE”, FOCUS ON MICHAEL AND THE OTHER EVILS OF THE WORLD BEFORE YOU DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT

~ I LOVE MARY AND SAM BONDING MOMENTS, CAN WE HAVE MORE IN FUTURE EPISODES PLEASE AND THANK YOU

~ “You think I was too hard on your brother back there.” Me:

~ I need a scene where Dean goes off on Bobby for yelling at his baby brother, ANYONE ELSE WITH ME?

~ Dean, so help me, if you insult the Sammy beard ONE MORE TIME

~ Aw Sam respecting his mother and what she wants LOOK AT HIM BEING AN ADORABLE BABY

~ Creepy abandoned shed, great

~ BOBBY WTF DON’T RUN OFF ON YOUR OWN HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING??

~ I love when monsters turn into chalk dust

~ “What are you doing in my house?” WHY WASN’T THAT THE FIRST QUESTION OUT OF YOUR MOUTH?

~ How tf did you get cleaned up so quickly and easily, Dean 😂

~ Oh sweetie, anything (besides Destiel apparently *COUGH*) is possible in this universe

~ “I’m not really up for a heart-to-heart.” It’s ok, Dean never is either

~ This girl 😂 “I don’t want to talk about what’s going on.....but here’s the entire story-”

~ I’M SO PROUD OF DEAN BEING A GREAT LISTENER AND GIVING ADVICE

~ Dean: *gives this speech about letting the past go and stuff* Girl: “Is that what you do?” Me: “NO HE BOTTLES UP HIS FEELINGS AND REFUSES TO TALK ABOUT ANYTHING GOING ON-”

~ Ok wait I’m sorry, was Sam just waiting for them to finish talking so he could walk down the hall? 😂 What took him so long?

~ What kind of flashlight has an on/off switch on the bottom?

~ Yay, my husband found my wife 😂

~ SAM YOU GOT THE CHALK DUST TOO

~ Aw no Maggie this isn’t your fault at all, don’t blame yourself

~ WHAT ARE YOU DOING BOBBY

~ I love when AU!Bobby has a kid

~ Oh that’s a lil bit of a stab

~ MARY TO THE RESCUE

~ FFS, WHY DOES NO ONE BACK UP WHEN SOMEONE IS WALKING TOWARDS THEM? IF THEY DID, THEY WOULDN’T GET HIT. THESE CHARACTERS HAVE LEARNED NOTHING 😂

~ Close your everything, he’s gonna turn into cha- and there he goes

~ Dean, you motherfucker, you could’ve used any line to get her out of the room, AND YOU CHOSE “Could you go make me a sandwich?” YOU KNOW, ONE OF THE MOST SEXIST LINES OUT THERE 😂 Writers, wtf??

~ YES QUEEN, GET THAT SASS

~ Wait a second, if the djinn is taking blood from this guy, wouldn’t people notice the bags filling up instead of going down?? AM I THE ONLY ONE THINKING ABOUT THIS? 😂

~ Oh Michael, you little fu-

~ Aww Maggie *hugs*

~ WTF HAPPENED WITH THE DJINN, WHY DID HE FREAK OUT WHEN HE WAS DOING HIS THING TO DEAN, WHY DID DEAN GET A BURST OF ENERGY AND BEAT THIS GUY SUDDENLY? I’M TELLING YOU, MICHAEL ISN’T GONE

~ Ok, so we know now that Michael set up traps for everyone. AWESOME

~ AW THEY’RE ALL SO HAPPY TO SEE MAGGIE, I’M SCREAMING, I LOVE THIS

~ YES DEAN GIVE YOUR BROTHER THE PRAISE HE DESERVES

~ I’m still mad at Bobby for yelling at Sam, but I want to hug him right now. I feel so bad for him

~ SHE DID LEARN FROM THE BEST, YES

~ I almost had a heart attack at “Boys, we need to talk.” I THOUGHT THERE WAS GONNA BE A FULL ON RELATIONSHIP CONFESSION

~ DONNA YAY HI MOM, also of course she has a garden gnome 😂 I love her so much

~ THANK YOU FOR TALKING WITH SAM, BOBBY

~ Sam’s lil smile *collapses*

~ MARY STEPPING BACK INTO THAT MOM ROLE IS SO NICE AND I APPRECIATE TF OUT OF THIS

~ GARTH I MISS YOU MY SWEET BOY

~ Lol yes buddy system, I support this 😂

~ WHO WAS SAM CALLING

~”Traps for hunters. Friggin’ awesome.” My thoughts exactly

~ “From what I- from what we- ....from what he did.” THAT LINE RIGHT THERE IS SO IMPORTANT! Dean is finally accepting that what Michael (not Dean, not Michael AND Dean, but just Michael) did wasn’t him and he isn’t to blame at all. This was a needed line, and I appreciate the writers for putting that in. It means SO MUCH

~ Dean can’t get a fuckin’ break, poor baby. CAN WE GIVE DEAN A WELL DESERVED BREAK?

~ Yeah, let’s beat this son of a bitch (even though I actually really like Michael 😂)

Alright, well, that’s the episode chat! I really liked this episode a ton. I miss Cas and Jack, but they’re off together, so that’s nice. WE GET CHARLIE NEXT EPISODE, WHICH I’M SO EXCITED FOR! I’ve missed my AU wife. I hope we get Rowena back soon. Ketch too (I guess 😂)

#spn #supernatural #spn season 14 #spn season 14 spoilers #14x5 #episode chat

17 notes · View notes

crackinwise · 6 years

Text

There’s just. A fix for everything in 13x21. Small changes to make it not even GREAT, just tolerable. Join me, won’t you? Especially if you’re in a creative writing class and plan to replace ‘F’ students currently working.

--Happy dream had no purpose. Happy to have Sam happy? Yeah. Worked thematically into a cohesive story? No. Something ominous or wrong-feeling should have been there.

--No “previously tortured angel having to extract his own grace in private” being turned into a “hurr it’s like he’s masturbating in Dean’s room” joke. Fuck. That. Adults write this show: now fucking act like it. Also, Cas could have left him in his own designated room and only didn’t for the fap joke to work. They could leave in Cas taking Gabe to Dean’s room if they’d have added Dean saying “What? Why MY room?” then Castiel seriously answering “Because that’s where i’d feel the most safe.” Cue a nice, sobering moment between friends and an angel taking care of his family by way of his new family.

--No “tiny” amount of grace being treated like some guy with a low sperm count. Adults. Write. This. Show. Also since WHEN tf has a small amount of angel grace not been enough for a spell? Wasn’t there just a spit of Castiel’s grace needed to make the angels fall? Nowhere in the spell was there a volume amount. Plus this an an archangel’s grace. You’re only making one portal to another universe and Jack had that going all damn day just by being born.

--No shot of a portal going gd limp with a joint shot of Gabe’s angel blade doing the same. ADULTSSSSS. GET PAID. TO WRITE THIS. I’m shocked they didn’t make the portal “short” for a length joke at this point. While we’re here: no “premature” joke should’ve been added. Actually have chars be confused how much power this portal takes as it flickers and closes up like every single closing portal has ever done ever.

--NO INNER THOUGHTS READ ALOUD. When has this ever happened in spn? What goblin made them think it even fit in this episode? Why was it even needed? You have a camera and actors. If you take the voice over dialogue out it changes nothing except maaaaaybe makes the scene less cringey. Yes, Gabe is this exaggerated ladies’ man who’s done porn gags. When’s the last time we saw that Gabe tho? 8yrs ago? Groping like teens in a library was far from the tone of this episode. Save it for comedy eps as a last resort. Very last.

--No silent awkward reaction from the three people walking in on this. Two of whom would be very vocal about their discomfort or at least crack a sardonic joke about not ruining the books. I’d even accept a pissed off “is the mission to rescue our mother not important to you?”

--Lucifer can sure as hell sense an angel, ok? He’d sense the bartender was SOMEthing. Seeing as how angels taste molecules in food and drink, he’d probably tell the beers were different too. I know this is way late to tell spn but, don’t make a big-bad villain stupid and foolish; make him realize but too late. Also i get being shocked to see Gabe but why shocked at his reality tricks? Didn’t Lucifer say he taught Gabe all those tricks in s5? lol I think the writers watched s5.

--I’m sorry, was there no warding or angel handcuffs/chains? They left Rowena alone with ONLY her magic binding Lucifer? Nope. Scrap that bad idea. In fact, Gabe turned out to be kinda useless in Apocalypse World so why not leave him behind too? I know this is way late for this but, no making characters that know better suddenly stupid and foolish.

--No... *sigh* No “haha i fell and my face landed in your crotch” humor. Why even? And between brothers? Yeah, angels aren’t technically related like humans, but Gabe calls Cas “baby bro”! ARE there adults writing this?? I’m concerned about child labor laws.

--^Also the loooong pause and silence there was horrible. People talk in awkward situations. If they had to have this gag, make Gabe--y’know, porn obsessed, far-from-prude Gabe--react like Gabe. Examples: “Nice vessel.” “We need family counseling.” “I’m not usually in this position.” “I’m not having the best day.” Or just have Dean roll his eyes and kick Gabe off Cas.

--^Finally, they’re all fuckin cowards having Dean be the only one not to tumble and land awkwardly/in Cas’s crotch. Cowards. As if Gabriel wasn’t powerful enough to balance himself out of them all.

--Show Gabe and Cas move more than tiny soccerball-size rocks. Did y’all see that shit? Together they could push that whole pile of rocks forwards and out the cave. It was so silly i bark-laughed.

--Have vamps attack and Gabe and Cas HELP FIGHT. Okay, writers? Where were they? An angel who’s supposed to be full power (haha, i know) and an archangel powered enough to bend reality earlier could blow all them vamps away easy. They could at least create a safe circle around the humans. Instead they were off camera doing.... rock clearing? Watching? What?

--lmao They’re telling me only Cas belatedly jogs (JOGS) after Sam and gives up without calling for Gabe or anything. If that was Dean taken, Cas would have had his whole vessel torn apart and been his grace form only to get to him.* CAS FLEW INTO HELL ITSELF AND ALL ITS DEMONS. Vampires are too much? Too much for Gabe? You realize the angels could have at least lit up the room with such blinding light the vamps would have run in pain or died? Gabriel could have made them think they were caged? LUCIFER WITH DRAINED GRACE HANDLES THE VAMPS NO PROBLEM 5MIN LATER! What kind of contrived bullshit is this writing?

*I acknowledge Cas also didn’t want to leave Dean behind in case more vamps came back while he was going for Sam. Still ridiculous.

--Have Cas stick to Dean like glue after this; not walking alone with Gabe far in the back. That’s just ooc and bad team parameter protection to boot.

--Wanna actually make death a scary thing in this show instead of laughably no-stakes? They shouldn’t have shown Lucifer being thrown into the portal yet (i.e. later explain his presence there in a retelling from him played over a flashback we never saw) and should have left Sam dead until next episode. But the showrunners are so spineless, bad at their job, and scared of a Bros Fan revolt they needed Sam back immediately. As it is now, every “drama” moment where the bros could be injured or killed is meaningless.

--Their fave overpowered wonder boy Jack could have been like “oh i’m immune to any danger with my giant head and toothpick neck so i’ll go get Sam’s body.” I’m so salty. Jack is only as useful or useless as they need him to be at any moment. His whole existence is pointless and he has no personality of his own. Don’t do this as writers.

--Hey, i know they’ve written Mary as some uncaring model to pose and give the boys manpain, but maybe let her show emotion that one of her children--the one she didn’t get much time with in the past and present--just died coming to rescue her. Okay? But it’s not like the show wants her to care about her adult kids so why start now. SALTY.

--Fire the entire glob of showrunners and their relatives. DO something. WRITE something. Or cancel the show. The Ultimate Fix.

#spn wank #spn spoilers #spn 13x21 #continuity? what's that?

2 notes · View notes

confusedfeelsfangirl · 6 years

Text

SPN 13x18: I had hope, but turns out it’s a typical DRAMATIC ep

DISCLAIMER: I’m not saying it was a bad episode or that I didn’t enjoy it, but it definitely irked me, and made me think, especially towards the end. Like SPN has that thing with the Winchester CONSTANTLY failing... ITS NOT EVEN A SURPRISE ANY MORE DUDES!!!

-For example, I definitely was excited to see Gabriel again because he might not be my fave but he's an interesting character and he can be really useful in this season’s plot, and I do understand that he went through some really intense torture and stuff, but why did he have to leave? Does he really give no shits about Earth ??? Doesn’t he realize there aren’t any other planets with his favorite porn stars and snacks????

-Seeing Cas be so done with Dean’s rash plans was so validating, like they ALL need to STOP taking decisions without thinking them through...

-AU!Charlie was such a badass!!! LOVED HER! (though I totally agree with those who say it doesn't excuse her death... bc it doesn’t.)

-I was already done after two screen appearances with Sister Jo/Lucifer, so I was really pleased to see how Jo sassed him and called him out on his bullshit! You go girl !

-This was a good episode for Sam I find, but they definitely missed an occasion with him when Asmodeus called to have him say something along the lines of “TRY ME BITCH! I BEAT LUCIFER HIMSELF, I BEAT THE DUDE WHO CREATED YOU! DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU SCARE ME YOU LIL BIH ???”

-Which brings me to another point, I hate when the villains are just randomly so OP... like I get that Asmodeus had been pumping Gabriel’s grace but STILL he had some SERIOUS powers though...

-Also, I STG that if Jack even hesitates to turn to Lucifer’s side (when) if Lucifer finds him imma buy a ticket to wherever tf the writing team is and show them a slide show of inconsistent characterization and all the opportunities they’re missing. Like my salty ass will definitely become a millionaire screenplay writer and reboot the show out of pure spite...

-Another missed opportunity that came up during the ep was one that I’m sure nobody gives two pockets of lint about but why do we get so much “Lucifer as God” content but we barely got 5 secs of Godstiel ???! Like I would have watched hours of it, but no we get to see Lucifer be a whiny lil bit with small comic interludes.

-That said, I found the demonic possession scene hilarious XD (but not because of Lucifer mostly because of how chill the demon was and the priests being so shocked...)

I still have hope that this season will not have the usual “EVEN BIGGER BAD OH NO” ending and that we’ll see some sort of development, but I wouldn’t bet my life on it...anyway this show owns my ass as long as they have Misha...

Peace out bitches! (as Charlie would say)

#s13 spn #light wank #spn #s13 spn spoilers #spn spoilers #13x18 spn #supernatural #my post #confusedfeelsfangirl reviews

2 notes · View notes

soggy-pancakes · 7 years

Text

🚨🚨SPOILER ALERT FOR S13🚨🚨 ((( Watching 13x02, "The Rising Son” )))

—•—•—•—•—•—

Me:I agree with the hot demon Me: WHO DA FOOK IS THAT Me: WHO?????? Me: oh sh*t Me: oH😳 Me: damn there really is a new sheriff in town Me: *gasp* they're becoming self-aware Me: but then again, sam tends to be the sensible one Me: ...lbecause youre lucifer Me: really😐 Me: WHAT WAS THAT Me: MARY?????!!!! Me: The Who? Me: So.....basically the Leviathans? Me: oh my gosh scooby doo😂 Me: THE PARALLELS GUYS THE PARALLELS remember Hunteri Heroici when cas was watching scooby doo, and he thought it was funny? Me: Real life-dad Dean Winchester Me: yeah, you could say that😂 Me: oh my gosh, God is his grandfather😂😂😂 Me: Great. Lying about his feelings. Already a Winchester. Me: ooooooh 👀 Me: Donetello?????? Me: "Sam, Dean? Is God with you?" Well, some days, it really doesn't seem like for them. Me: wait...what??? Me: ...Mr. Rodgers? Me: I know ain't he a hottie Me: woAH😳😳😳 Me: "It hurt." 😂😂 Me: What the heck is the second one Me: wHAT Me: Hello, mrs. homeless demon Me: (Cas:)"Don't like conflict" AGAIN. THE PARALLELS Me: Damn straight. Me: awww☺️ Me: w h a t 😳😳😳😳😳😳 Me: watch it be that demon guy disguised as Donetello Me: LET GO OF HER Me: YEAH LUCI Me: Just work with him here, Mary. Me: dude. Not cool. Me: Hell yeah. Me: Does anyone else feel like how Sam is describing what Jack is going through is what Sam himself went through in the first few seasons? Me: DID I CALL IT. I F*CKING DID😖😖 Me: holy shit. Anyone else think, "I'm batman"? Me: Jack, don't believe him!!!!!! Me: no shit, Sherlock. Me: NO. NO HE DONT. JACK NO. Me: NO STFU Me: NO NO DONT Me: great. fuuuuuuk Me: 😂😂😂 Me: what😂 Me: Michael??? Me: NO JACK NO Me: WHAT TF IS THAT Me: YES. Me: JACK DONT LISTEN TO HIM Me: thank you. He really does have good in him. Me: what happened to that guy😂😂 Me: did y'all see his face? Luci looked afraid. Me: ewwwwwwwwwwww😖😖😖 Me: wouldn't surprise me if Dean watches the Kardashians, too😐 Me: yeah, dean, he did. Me: WHAT THE FUCK (sorry) Me: Dammit, dean. I feel like Dean's taking out his grief and frustration on Jack, and it's not helping anyone.

**The "Next week on Supernatural..." Me: *GASP* MISSOURI!!!!!! JODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (And a wraith!!!!!!!)😱😱😱😱😱

2 notes · View notes

dearspn-blog · 7 years

Text

Comfort - Dean x Reader.

Title: Comfort

Summary: You talking some sense into Dean, about how his past doesn’t define him. How what he did, or what he had to do isn’t something he should beat himself over. That, it’s okay. That, you love him more than he could ever think. And dean, just crying because.. god dammit, has he waited so long for someone to comfort him the way you have.

Pairing: Dean x Reader (Gender Neutral, I think. I do not think it mentions the READERS gender or anything about them.)

Word Count: 1,253

Genre: Fluff, and angst?? not rlly maybe who knows tf

Requested by: No one, lol. Jus a soft lil me.

Warnings: Just fluff, and mentions of Dean’s past. And what he’s done, or did. Swearing. Self-loathing dean.

You tossed and turned in your bed, hoping to grab Dean and cuddle him. When your arm looked for Dean’s body in the dark, there was nothing but an empty space. And this is where you knew, Dean was up reflecting. He came to bed at the same time as you, but he was quiet. This made you realize Dean was in one of his moods, but you thought nothing of it until as of this moment.

You stayed in bed for a few minutes before you ripped the sheets off of you, and opened the door quietly tip-toeing, down to the library where you figured Dean was; either taking shots of vodka to numb his pain, or drowning himself in empty research.

As you made it to the bunkers iconic library, there you saw Dean’s back. He was wearing a long red sleeve shirt. As you gazed around the environment, on the table next to Dean’s arm was a bottle of alcohol. It was still halfway full. You could tell, he was thinking if he should uncap the bottle and chug it down or be sober. You knew he was in a self-loathing mood.

You creeped your way behind him as the floors creaked.

“Dean?” You whispered, but loud enough for him to hear you.

“Honey, are you okay?” You added on.

No response.

You slowly pulled out a chair so you could sit down next to him, with the chair lightly screeching on the floor, it rapidly caught Dean out of his thoughts. That’s when he noticed you.

“Hm?” He said in distraught.

“Why.. Why are you up?” He said eyeing you up in down, not in lust but in confusion. In pain.

“I’m up because you’re up.” You said rubbing your eyes and yawning. It was probably 4 am, but living with the Winchesters your sleep schedule was already ruined. You sat down next to Dean, sliding the alcohol away, he eyed the bottle that slid away then turned his gaze to his hands that were resting on the table.

You placed your hand on his back, rubbing it slightly. You were comforting him.

“Are you okay?”

You said to him, hopefully he’d reply and vent to you.

“I don’t know..”

“I really don’t know Y/N..”

He said, trying not to break apart. Trying not to cry. Trying not to clench his fists.

You looked at him with compassion.

“Why don’t you tell me what’s on your mind. I’m here for you, am I not? Tell me how you feel.” You said softly.

There was a silence in the room for a second, before Dean spoke.

“Do you love me?” He uttered under his breath.

You furrowed your eyebrows in confusion, you were suddenly upset. Why would he ask such a question? Of course you loved him, you focused on his face before replying as quick as you could.

“Yes. Yes I do! Why..Why would you ask that, Dean?”

He shook his head gently, chuckling sarcastically

“How could you love me, Y/N? I’m a mons-”

“Stop.” You cut him off. “Don’t say anything else.”

You knew where this was headed, and you hated every inch of what he was going to say. He was going to pick himself apart piece by piece, he was going to ramble about how much of a monster he was. He was going to beat himself down. And you fucking hated that. Not because you didn’t want to hear it. But because you didn’t want him to feel the way he does. Because it’s not true, it’ll never be true. No matter what demon played with his mind, what anyone said. What he thinks.

“Look at me.” You said in a stern voice,

“Look at me, Dean.” You said once more.

And he did, his eyes gazed over to you slowly. He swallowed the lump in his throat. His gaze was weak. He was going to cry.

You took a deep breath, you were about to go off on him. About how perfect he is, about how much you love him.

“Dean friggin’ Winchester..” You chuckled softly.

“Let me tell you something, let me tell you how much you mean to me. How I vision you, and what I think of you.” You took a pause, making sure he was going to prepare himself for what he was about to hear. Because it was going to be fucking long.

“Dean, I.. I fucking love you. Okay? You’re-..You’re not a bad person. You never were. Look at me,” You placed your hand on his cheek, “The past, I know it’s hard for you to let go. But you need to, because it does NOT define you. What you did yesterday, it won’t define you today. What you did last year, it does not make up the person you are today. I know you dean, I know who you are. You’re a good person. You’re the Dean who would do anything for his friends, his family, his significant other. Like literally, you’d do anything for them. I know you’ve done some bad things, and it’s okay because big surprise; so have I! So has Sam, Cas, your father, so has god. I wish you’d realize how much you mean to me. I can’t even put into words about how much I love you, how much I’ll never stop loving you. How I could stare into your eyes for eternity, how much I love that dork smile of yours. How much I love seeing you be a nerd about the littlest things. How much of a great brother you are, and how much of a greater father you’ll be one day. This life, it’s hard. But you’re strong, and I know today is one of the moments you’d wish you could sink into oblivion. But you’re a hero, my hero. My king. The love of my life.”

Dean pressed his lips together, breaking eye contact, his gaze all over the room, his head jerking side to side. And there…dropped a tear from his eyes, and that’s when he let it all out. His silent cries. He clenched his jaw tightly, his adam’s apple jerking as he swallowed hardly. He looked up at you and just.. He was speechless. No one realized how much he needed this, how long he longed for such comfort. And you grabbed him close to you, letting his head rest on your chest. You let him just cry, his arms wrapping around your back. Him holding you so tight and your arm wrapping around his head.

You let him cry. Because that’s what he needed right now. To sink into his significant other’s arms and to just let this side of him out. And there you held him, until he felt better enough to return to bed with you.

REQUESTS ARE OPEN. PLEASE FUCKING REQUEST OMG

TAGS: @lucifer-in-leather

88 notes · View notes

spn-traxx · 7 years

Text

spn rewatch 12x02

tagged as ‘spn for ts’ those who want to block. enjoy!

summary:

"Preform. Drink. Sleep. Repeat." Is this them calling out dean winchester

ok its an empty tea cup but u tried sammy

Mitch just tryna get that promotion ....

ok to start with i just ended up watchin 3 seconds of something called better things ... thanks random website im watching spn on. I wish it was better things.

Preview showing me sams pain please stop im crying.

is this why people ship them... this one scene where sam isbeing manipulated by toni by sex. i hate this. i hate non con and everything it stands for

FCUKING EAGER SAM LMAO

WINE IN BED if that spilt it would look like blood

we report to no man.... we free souls

also is sam saying this all out loud??

bed scene to dean and cas okkkk transitions where

NO SIGN OF SAM COS HE FUNKING

“check real estate” .... get us a flat soon bb

no dont leave me with my zombie mum thanks

cas googling quick like "how to b supportive bf" but only loads the first bullet point lmao

mary ears were burning

IM EMO AGAIN HES THRILLED HES SO DAMN HAPPY I CANT STAND IT

mary and dean do that thing pretending they good when they not ... tears

“forwards hopefully” lol.

OHMIGOD I SEE NOW

“I STARTED ALL OF THIS THE YELLOW EYED” THING.....GASP theres a leaked spoiler about this that it blows up into a big thing so ///early points/// wow. they PLANNED this wow.

Hallucitoni

why u asking .... dont like her again... brain would liquify stooop

i dont like these less pleasant methods dude. At all. Leave sammy 😢😢

it looks like a raptor claw. dino baiting in spn why

NO THE SHNK NOISE i hate the shnk noise

ahh the next morning.

MARY REMEMBERING JOHN AS GOOD ME CRYING AGAIN

CAS CALLING

CAS CAN U BE MY EMO SUPPORT PLEASE

cas out there fully looking at real estate for dean and found a farm.... he got a hay truck now, he blends in perfectly he doesnt need that tree camo

"We never kno we are hunters" mary my heart is breaking please stop

and she damn well can handle herself as u will see

O BOI 😂😂😂😂

Tonis calendar blocked out as "torture sam" for how long ew *shudder*

ooo first evidence that bmol is out of date

how did they dean did it hmm

ROWENA. Ok but i love her so much.

CROWEWEY. i love them so much 😍

their banter im 😂😂😂

she just wants a normal life crowley leave her alonnne

PFFFTTTT thats not a tiny favour crowley cmon. work out ur favour sizes

ahhh vnc vncnt he worked well as lucifers vessel. outdated rockstar who drinks. and he wears eyeliner so im down.

"Preform. Drink. Sleep. Repeat." Is this them calling out dean winchester

Tomi leave with ur 2002 split down the middle hair style. Let him look at some model stock photo

i thought that they could only use vessels from blood lines but ok ....

dean appreciating mary as a hunter

also all these wide sweeping statements about hunters

"It changed dad" u can say that again. DEAN CONFESSING STUFF

SAM WANTED OUT HE WENT TO STANFORD

also .... no dean thats what u think ...... sam was learning and had a gf ..... why u tell ur mum these things please.

hAHHH - scream of terror me too vincy

everyone knows whats going to happen why they drag it out for so long

why does lucifer have to ask for permission for vince vincenenety???? he didnt for any of the other vessels except sam .... what kind of bs .....

swallowing those pills was selfish but she was in an abusive relationship. thats so sad.

😂😂😂😂😂 I LOVE CROWLEY AND ROWENA

he has an aura of supreme evil 😂😂😂

"Its exactly why im retiring" 😂😂

"He makes oatmeal look interesting"

why not the location? mother / son team up!!

rowena doesnt care about ben tho lbr. Shes a beautiful funny women who could like magic women up. Why does she need a man....

they should bring sam fresh clothes honestly how long has he been stewing tf

"Dude help me" ..... "i cant believe that worked" see mary and cas have no expectations for each other so they act get on better than mary and dean *cries*

brother are you okay ..... isnt this what kelvin says. hair split guy cares about you....

CLASSY ONE LINER THat ive heard 20 times

where is dean even walking. he got his gun out like its not a crime tf. Oh wait americs ... never mind

THATS IT DEAN THATS THE PLACE

BEAM ME UP SCOTTY "son of a bitch"

so was dean just standing there and got grabbed wtf? Underestinated tonis strength

get off my throne would have been better but i appreciate it.

Beiber more ur style 😂😂😂 i like crowley

Real estate has been mentioned like 5 times this ep. They all want to move away.

"Mani mani mani"cure lucifer jeez cut ur nails.

why would sulfuric acid hurt them LOL they literally made of sulfur dumbs

no hesitation strike hurt the nation

Passcode??

Spit blood hunnyyy

“tea and a beating” 😂😂😂

THEY MENTIONED BENNY HOW TF DID THEY KNO

THEY KNO ABOUT DEANS GAY ESCAPADE IN PURGAYTORY LMAOOO

ew ew ew ew face melting. Good acting of being burnt alive.

his vessel struggling to be healed or melt away

RED EYES

WIIINNGSSSSSSSS HOOOOOEEEEEEEE

THIS IS LUCIFER

HES DOING SOME KPOP FACE DANCE MOVES

damn this is what lucifer should have been from the first of the series....

also lucifer snapped lucifers next last time

Posh spice angry spice 😂😂

she missed some juicy gossip

archane topics - this probably explains why they so out of date tbh

EYE GORE I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE

MY BOIS

Sams like tripping out right now

WHY SHE HIT SAM LMAO HE IN A CHAIR 😂😂😂😂 sam still tripping out hard

Dean u got one hand free tarzan swing over there

U can make spells by cutting ur hand ... ok ... rowena teach me ur rich witch ways please

THESE APES READ A BOOK

SAMS TRIPPING SO HARD IM DYING 😂😂😂😂 dean and his mum came back knocked out toni then cas and cas british twin turned up

WHY THEY SO CHILL

um ..... toni didnt face those consequences in london.... why winchesters obeying their code?

Mitch just tryna get that promotion ....

LMAO AND NO HE CANT FINISH U OFF his ass got beat in 1 min flat by ms watts

where cas

SAMS FACE. i didnt like early mary in this like the way she was written.

FAMILY GOOD NEWS

CALL THE INTERNET

no ... not now....

WHERE CAS THO

why dean wanting pie when he be wanting cas

pftt okay lucifer talking about snapping her neck. Glad that plot point was adressed

PFT ROWENA RELATING REPUBLICANS TO DEMONS LOLOLOL #shade

empty throne oòooo

SAM IS HERE HOLDING TEA

ok its an empty tea cup but u tried sammy

sam pulling that hsm "i dont fit in the status quo" vibe and marys like .... u dont get it sam.

another puss in boot reference .... marys boots.

also sam had to read johns journal about catching up. Deans the only one who stayed a winchester thru everything ..... sunshine please .....

SAM GETTING EMOTIONAL. TEARS. BIGGEST BLANK IS ANYONE WHO DIDNT CRY AT THIS.

HUGS

H U G S

SOMEONE HYGGED SAM

dean be here looking at pics with beer. But. Where. Is. Cas.

Welp there he is ... from an episode 20 years old

OH THE SONG IS LOST ANGEL ON A PIC OF CAS UM......

sam is thinking of that "a potato flew around my room" vine looking at that fan

"Honey not vinegar" thanks mitch.

Anyone who works one case (1) case with the winchesters get cursed with winchester feel syndrome.

hes sent for ketchup.... oh no....

james bond vibes .... still no face

he should have worn a mask the whole season honestly lol

That place is def not london 😂😂😂

#spn #supernatural #spn 12x02 #superantural season 12 #dean winchester #castiel #cas #destiel #sam winchester #mary winchester #bmol #season 12 rewatch

0 notes