And then he proceeded to storm into the kitchen and demand they make a gluten free, dairy free tomatoless pizza
They prolly just gave the kid some ice cubes hahahhh
(FRIKIN- CHECK OUT THIS AMAZING DUB)
ANYWAY, Imagine half of your entire personality was made to love pizza and you meet who can’t even touch it smh
I am fully aware there are gluten/dairy/tomato free options for pizza, most of which I have tried, some of which I have liked-
BUT, In my mind, fazbear entertainment wouldn’t really care enough to have an anything free version and would never have programmed Freddy to even know about other options-
Fazbear entertainment is a horrible company in my imagination haaaah :)
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I…Just have to edit this and thank everyone for all the reblogging and likes ;-; truly every single one of your comments/reblog tags never fail to make my day. The fact that so many of you like it enough to share it is mind blowing to me waaa
Thank you for showing some much love to my silly little comic imma cryyyy ❤️❤️❤️❤️
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and i can still smell her perfume.
this is my first thing i've ever posted here im so scared
// wilbur x reader, angst, cheating, no comfort.
summary. - wilbur comes home to you, smelling differently.
pronouns. - not mentioned
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part two ("do i wanna know?")
!not proofread!
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its 3:45 am, her lips on his. he told you he was way for a band rehearsal and wouldn't be coming back until tomorrow afternoon. you stay in your shared, currently empty bed, watching the window across from your bed, as cars zoom by. it's always impossible for you to sleep without him. it all just feels so bare and dull.
getting out of bed, you grab your phone, walking down into your living room. when you can't sleep because wilbur isn't there, you always go down to to your tv and watch his vods. his voice is just so comforting. you miss him.
his lips are on her neck, exploring very part he can reach. her hands run up his chest, reaching the places you would kiss when he would come to you for comforting. he says all the same things he would say to you.
"you're so beautiful."
"i'm so lucky to have you."
"don't ever leave me."
he was all over her, like he was dying to thirst, and she was water. all while you were at home, crying in the everlasting state of loneliness.
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when he comes home that next evening. the first thing you notice is how he is happier than usual. he takes off his jacket and shoes, placing his bag on the floor.
"hi, darling. how were you while i was away?" he asks, wrapping his arms around you sweetly. you bury your face in his neck, noticing a different scent to him, but not saying anything. maybe it was one of the guys'.
"i missed you," you mumble into his neck. you pull away, looking at his eyes. they have a different look to them. usually, they are full of love and innocence. but now, they are more nervous. he can't hold eye contact with you.
"you smell different."
he begins to panic a little, but covers it. quite terribly, one could say. you could see every thought he had running through his mind.
"o-oh. it's uhh... it's nothing." he stumbles out, letting go of you and walking away.
"it doesn't sound like nothing." you say, watching as he walks away.
"can we not? i just got home and i'm tired." he replies. you've noticed hints of that same scent for a while, but never this strong.
"y'know, wilbur. i can still smell her perfume. i've always been able to. did it rub off on you?"
his silence speaks volumes. everything comes to you then, crashing everything down like a wrecking ball just hit you. your world is shattered. everything is over.
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Another request by a friend! Here's some John Doe holiday headcannons.
John Doe
Sfw, only warnings is fluff, brief mentions of organs in second headcannon, cuddles, Christmas, clinginess, and character being written has an obsession with player/reader and attachments issues.
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*Doe doesn't know what the heck Christmas is, but if you're excited, then he's excited. You would just have to explain to him what it is, and he'd remember it as one of your favorite days.
*He doesn't know what the criteria of a gift is, so he would probably get a dead rat or someone's pinky finger.
*When he learned what Santa he is kinda creeped out but also really chill with the fact that there is just some dude that watches people. He just doesn't like that fact that he's watching you..
*He thinks Christmas music is funny. Just the fact that every corner is blasting "All I Want For Christmas" makes him laugh, especially seeing people not too happy with the song blasting.
*Definitely wants to get matching Christmas sweaters. He thinks it's romantic, and it makes you two more connected.
*He likes snow until he realizes it's melts into a liquid, then he doesn't like it, so he likes to stay inside if you're home and turn into a hairball to chill in a bag or sweater pocket if you're outside.
*He would cuddle with you by a fire, and if you decided to watch those goofy Hallmark Christmas films, then he would watch them too. He's not a fan, but he likes to imagine that the cute couples at the end of the film are you and him.
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