#how dare you come into my house

[pawpillart]

Also Im on 8cm taller than you

Slander, defamation, cruelty, i will sue you basya, i will sue you so bad.

#alex rambles #crying sobbing and screaming #how dare you come into my house #and insult my *very tall* ass like this #weeping

[canisalbus]

Machete and Vasco are so pomegranate-and-the-hand-that-slices coded. To me.

Pomegranates are seen as messy, bloody, inconvenient fruits. You slice or tear or bite and in return for your effort you come away underwhelmed, disgusted, and stained too deep to wash. The consumption of a pomegranate is a violent act of defilement, for both the fruit and the eater.

But that is because most do not understand how to open a pomegranate. They have little patience for the precise carving. They see no point in coreing the fruit gently, no reason to be reverent as they pull the quarters apart. When done correctly, opening a pomegranate leaves little mess. Your fingers will still stain, your knife will still slick, but there will be no pool of crimson drowning both you and the fruit.

The seeds are only sweet to those who understand the merit of a light hand and intricate slicing. Why put in so much effort for a food so bitter and clearly armored against consumption? Surely it must not yearn to be eaten.

(^insane about silly catholic dogs)

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#absolutely losing my mind over this #how dare you come to my house and deliver a poignant character analysis cloaked in metaphors and symbolism #I went all day thinking about pomegranates #doing late christmas shopping? pomegranates #glazing ham? pomegranates #watching futurama with siblings? pomegranates #they're still kind of an exotic fruit where I'm from and I only got around to trying one a handful of years ago #some fruits offer themselves readily but pomegranates are hard and resistant and require a bit more specific handling #I looked up a guide and even then the kitchen counter ended up a murder scene #I've gotten better but I know some people can open them very neatly and I still haven't figured out the right technique #I love you anon I love the fact that you've clearly been rotating my silly catholic dogs in your head #and are able to put your thoughts into words with such marvelous grace and eloquence #surely it must not yearn to be eaten UNFATHOMABLE #answered #anonymous #gift art #Vasco #Machete #pomegranates are canonically one of Machete's motifs/symbols but I never thought of them from this angle #at least not this extensively

[copypastus]

Nothing gave me more whiplash IN MY LIFE than going from acowar to acofas.

Remember when Feyre closed the chapter on her relationship with Tamlin and wished him well? Coz the Inner Circle sure keeps forgetting.

#my art #acotar #acotar fanart #tamlin #rhysand #acofas #acowar #acofas is enemy mine #stop coming to his house to bully tamlin challenge #i don't care if rhys comes with an excuse to discuss the boarders he goes off over the MILDEST shit #'i don't want illyrian brutes in my lands' #DDDD: how dare you????? #dude you don't want illyrian brutes in your lands either i don't see them hangining out in velaris #the dudes who die en masse every blood rite coz they'd rather kill each other than climb a mountain #who mutilate their women and would rather discard a weapon if a woman touched it #yeah why wouldn't you want an army of those in your war ravaged lands truly a mystery #rhys coming in with “”“harsh truths”“” more like rhys being a petty bitch #tamlin saves his mate AND HIM from being hella dead without asking for anything back #lost all respect for him in that scene #dude's comepletely winning at life and still can't leave well enough alone #i don't need them to be friends again just stop coming to the spring court #pro tamlin #anti rhysand #anti inner circle

[turnipoddity]

but Lawrence is ugly… Adam on the other hand tho…

oh

#YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE TO SAY THIS??? #HOW DARE YOU #i do not accept my pookie snookums doctor slander in here #asks #saw

[blackholedjester]

FOUND U FOUND U FOUND U

:3

#oh golly oh geebus #the clown's found me #digital art #Blackhole answers #askbox answers #YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE #WEARING /MY/ EYEBROWS #WHILE I'M STILL PUTTING THE WALLS UP???????? #how dare you clown #Blackhole's Offerings #Blackhole Bickers #Jester b jestin'

[jenniferstolzer]

Esca characters of your choice that aren't Millerna x Dryden. 😇😋

How about Van and Hitomi!

#escaflowne #vision of escaflowne #van fanel #hitomi kanzaki #hugs #art #jenstoart #you come over here to my house and wound me like this? #no dryden millerna #how dare #how dare maam

[wataksampingan]

"be rain givers, life preservers, joy bringers" except if you are jewish apparently. I hope you know the kind of hate and violence you're promoting.

(I'm going to answer this, just so people who follow me know where I stand. Y'all can decide if you want to stay or leave.)

I do know the kind of hate and violence I'm promoting:

None.

Again I say to you: NONE.

Anti-semitism is a plague upon the earth and must be fought at every turn. Reducing the Jewish people to less than human is an evil thing, a demonic thing.

Reducing the Palestinian people to less than human is equally an evil thing, a demonic thing. Right now, Israel's government and Israel's soldiers have done nothing but show they think of Palestinians as unworthy of life, joy and freedom.

Calling for the freedom of the Palestinians is equal to hating Jews. That's what you're saying to me right now in this message you've sent. "What kind of creature defines itself by hatred?"

The most anti-semitic nation on the planet right now is Israel. The one doing the most harm to Jewish people across the world right now is Israel. Do you not hear the words of Jewish elders and rabbis that say this genocide is everything against the Almighty Himself? Do you not heed them?

If you call yourself Jewish, anon, I ask you: do you place your faith in your God - or Israel? Whom do you worship, really: God or this current state of Israel?

So one more time, with my whole chest: be rain givers, be life preservers, be joy bringers - and grant freedom to Congo, to Sudan, to Palestine and all their people.

#watak answers #anti semites are not welcome in this house #neither are zionists #I'm going to take my own wish #and I will be a dragon #don't come to my territory so disrespectfully #and demand that I answer for hatred I never claimed #how *dare* you

[starsburned]

@frost-eyed-autumn cont.

A hand pets over his hair, lips pursing as his gaze drifts to settle on Chuuya. One brow furrows briefly as he breathes out slowly. Part of him isn't sure what the outcome would be, but his free hand moves to gently wipe away the blood, as much as his hand shakes.

Would this become another time where he wasn't quick enough? Where he'd lose someone else important to him? It makes him sick to think about it, finding the scene all too familiar.

He'd already taken out the threat the moment Chuuya went down, not even having attempted to nullify them and instead just shot them multiple times. He'd gone to cradle Chuuya after making sure there weren't anymore threats to their safety in the immediate area. He'd called for reinforcements, and for Mori, but...

Was there anything that could even be done at this point?

"You were hit by an Ability, but it's okay. You're okay. It's over now," his voice is softer than it would normally be. He gently wipes the blood away again, eyes clouded and unreadable. "Rest now; save your strength."

#| MUSE ★ OSAMU DAZAI. #| IC ★ OSAMU DAZAI. #| FROSTEYEDAUTUMN ★ WE'RE BROKEN BUT WE FIT TOGETHER JUST RIGHT. #frosteyedautumn #first of all how dare you come into my house and uwu me #uSE MY OWN WORDS AGAINST ME

[pixeljade]

its not a good look to ask trans girls who were traumatised by rhps and its fans to “get over it”

Hi here is your reading comprehension score for this exam:

F ("How Dare You Say We Piss On The Poor" level)

Nowhere, NOWHERE, did I say anyone had to "get over it"! See you even put it in quotes, which is hilarious because its not a quote from anything I said!

What I *said* is that I dont think I should have to justify my love of it! I'm a trans woman myself, and I felt *empowered* by it! But I even DID justify it, as I said in the post you're referring to, I think there's strength in embracing the narrative the non-queers have painted for us in a fictional, comical setting! It has made me feel far more comfortable being myself, even though that "myself" is nothing like Frank N Furter.

I genuinely am sorry it traumatized you but that is not my fault, nor is it RHPS's fault! As someone who has extensive personal experience with PTSD, if it traumatized you it was probably less the movie itself and more the circumstances surrounding it. Maybe you watched it when you were too young to handle it? Maybe it was presented to you as something it wasnt? Maybe you weren't prepared properly for what it is, going in? Maybe you simply werent prepared to engage with the movie on a truly critical level? That last one sounds harsh, but considering you jumped to me saying "get over it" when I simply said "I shouldnt have to defend my love for it", you clearly DO struggle with that aspect. I mean that with sincere understanding; it can be hard to manage with these harder topics.

It's definitely not as simple or dismissively rude as "get over it", but look. I have PTSD from seeing a man get shot in the head (amongst other things)! Do I fault every single portrayal of a person getting shot in the head? Do I get to go around judging everyone who enjoys movies that show such content? No, that would be extremely self-centered of me! Plus, a world where we say or imply every media which is potentially triggering or traumatizing is evil is one where censorship reigns. And censorship, buddy? Its always gonna come for the queers first. This mentality of "problematic media" is fueling the movement to ban books featuring our experiences, because its the same exact panic of "oh god think of the VICTIMS of this media!" The media isnt to blame, and your attempt to blame it isnt a reasonable approach to your trauma. Your trauma didnt make you do that; your desire to run from your own problems did. And I will not coddle that. If that bothers you the unfollow button is in the top right. I daresay if you cant enjoy dark comedy or critical readings of nuanced queer rep then you wouldnt enjoy my blog in general.

#sorry this is a bit unkind of a response but this was incredibly unkind of an ask. #this blog is MY HOUSE and in MY HOUSE we enjoy shit like RHPS #i will not change it to suit someone who wont even come off anon. let alone someone with such piss poor reading comprehension #how dare you say we piss on the poor

[itsnotacostume]

yeah <3

#ignore the numbers lol i compiled a list of writing prompts and kept coming back to these two. #imagine your otp #bc this can be applied to pretty much every ship out there?? like. the tough “unemotional” one who hasn't cried in years(or says he hasn't) #and the soft sweet one whom everyone loves and who wouldn't hurt a fly #just give me one of them getting hurt #and the other not knowing how to deal #so the tough one breaks down #because they can't lose their best friend. they don't know what to do without them #imagine the tough one being uncharacteristically soft because things are just That Bad and Scary; “don't you dare leave me. #i can't lose you. i won't.” #but when the soft one sees the other one get hurt? they SNAP. #just completely feral and ready to put themselves in danger if it means having even the tiniest chance of helping their friend #throwing punches. having to be restrained when help finally arrives because they don't realize they're finally being rescued #and they're still in the “i have to protect them; anyone is dangerous” mindset #just. man. i'm in love with this. #currently imagining my faves like this... wilson and house... crowley and aziraphale... #like the details vary of course but just. this. them. #i'm in so much pain so i hope this makes at least the tiniest bit of sense but this is my lifeblood atm #anyway! enjoy #writing #writing prompts #whump

[regardingjenmish]

An anon in my inbox had the audacity to call this man ugly. So here's 10 pictures of Misha looking absolutely gorgeous!

#how fucking dare you come to MY house and call misha ugly?

[unagrancantidaddepanes]

anyways all my homies love felix fathom, mf was doing what the social services could never do ❤️❤️❤️ king shit

#he really said 'hey i snaped ur abusive parents out of existence' #AND THE CROWD GOES WILDDD #FELIX COME HERE PLEEAAASSSEEEEE SPSPSPSPPSPSPPSPS I HAVE SOME NEW PARENTS FOR U TO THANOS SNAP PLLLEEEAAASSSEEEE #best villian motivation top tier he was so right i am a felix appologist until the end PLEASE come to my house and do ur evil schemes felix #PLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLS #nah the finale really said 'gabriel was just a good nice guy really deep depp deep deep deep down' I HATE YOU MIRACULOUS WRITERS I HATE YOU #ALSO HOW DARE GABRIEL MAKE ADRIEN GO THROUGH THAT ???!??!?!??! #TO HAVE YOUR ABUSIVE PARENT DIE AND THEN BE TOLD BY THE PERSON YOU LOVE THAT YOUR ABUSIVE FATHER WAS GOOD REALLY AND THAT HE LOVED U AND #DIED TO SAVE YOU AND EVERYONE IN PARIS #WHEN REALLY HE WAS A FUCKING TERRORIST AS WELL AS AN ABUSIVE PARENT #THE AMOUNT OF THERAPY THIS POOR BOY IS GOING TO NEED #I ALREADY NEEDED SO MUCH THERAPY BECAUSE OF MY ABUSIVE PARENTS I CAN NOT EVEN IMAGINE HOW BAD ITS GONNA BE FOR ADRIEN #THE SURVIVORS GUILT IS GONNA BE ABSOLUTELY BATSHIT INSANE..... #WHATEVER INHERITANCE ADIREN GOT BETTER COVER THERAPY COSTS AT LEAST GO DAMN #GABRIEL DO 1 ACTUALLY GOOD THING FOR UR SON AND SEND HIM TO THERAPY SO HE CAN RECOVER FROM UR ABUSE SJAHJASHKJK #ok im done tldr fuck gabriel stan felix <333 KASHJSHKJ #miraculous ladybug #mlb #felix fathom #gabriel agreste #miraculous #miraculous finale #miraculous season 5 #miraculous spoilers #myposts

[khaleesiofalicante]

I'm coming here today with an important statement, and ready to face the consequences of my actions.

I will not stay silent anymore for I am not ashamed of who I am, and people like me shouldn't be either.

I love raisins.

And one day, when our time comes, we - raisin lovers - will rise again.

This is only the beginning.

#yes this is me and yes it was warranted #how dare you come into MY house and say this shit to MY face?????? #tw raisins

[simulation-machine]

My partner, attempting to entice me to deep clean the basement with him: “C’mon it’s basically Sims but in real life!”

Nah dude when I’m simming my skin doesn’t weirdly absorb all of the bleach fumes, leaving me to smell like a frickin’ YMCA pool for the next day.

Also pretty sure I vacuumed up an ancient and mummified mouse corpse and sims would never do that to me.

(I did end up helping to clean anyways)

(And I do smell like bleach)

#irl happenings #(ಥ﹏ಥ) #wtf why #why is home ownership irl the absolute worst sometimes #and like I get that this is coming from a place of privilege but like #we bought this place from my partner’s dad who super neglected this 1950s house #also the basement had asbestos tiles which cost $4k to remove #followed by $600 replumbing in the bathroom #this is not like the sims how fucking dare you

[vstheworld]

cleaned all the stickers and dust and roach leavings and rat piss off my mirror.

no longer a dirty kid in a dirty mirror. this feels like character growth.

#that last house was really bad y’all #it’s not really til we left that I realized how bad #we picked up so it was an organized depression nest #but with rats and roaches there’s just no way to combat the damage fast enough #like I’m sure I smelled #I was just nose-blind to it #crustpunk af but I thought I left all that behind when I stopped being homeless #my partner and I are slowly crawling out of the hole we were in together #the new house has monthly pest control #and we’re actually organizing it so everything is useable and accessible #we’re using habitica to build chore schedules because we both have shit memory and executive function #it’s hard #but I think we can have a home we aren’t ashamed of #fuck the old landlord tho he ran a fuckin slum house and is trying to come back at us for the damages #bitch you never fixed anything #our a/c was window vents shoved in a hole in the wall #the carpet was old and dirty when we got it #how dare you act like we’re the only problem here #we also haven’t been on a lease for 3 years so idk what this dumb asshole thinks will happen if he takes us to court #like I think keeping our security deposit is fair but fuck you on the rest of it #we cleaned the shit outta that place it’s just the carpet that needs replacing #THE HEAT WAS TWO RV HEATERS STUCK ON THE WALL SCOTT #you fucking slumlord #personal #cash yells in the tags because therapy is expensive

[bigcats-birds-and-books]

bitching about the living situation below, please continue your scroll if you wish to dodge mood poisoning yourself

okay, housing market, i need you to get your shit together STAT, because i'm tired of coming home from a shitty work day only to suffer radiation mood poisoning because SOMEone has decided that EVERYTHING IS ALWAYS MY FAULT and i'm a horrible selfish person who takes advantage of my mom, and he proceeds to be silently but palpably pissed off at me for the ENTIRE duration of dinner, like i'm not already tense as hell from 8.5 hours of capitalism while his retired ass did whatever the fuck he wanted to all day

#text #personal #whine whine whine #like i ALREADY HAD A DEEPLY FUCKING AWFUL DAY you do NOT have to make it WORSE #you FUCKING HYPOCRITE #dont you DARE tell me i take advantage of my mother when thats all youve been doing your ENTIRE FUCKING MARRIAGE!!! #at least i do things for her!! and thank her!! #and ACKNOWLEDGE HOW MUCH SHE DOES!!!! #he ALSO gave me shit about not wanting to part with 1/5 of my mozzarella sticks that i SPECIFICALLY ORDERED FOR MYSELF #come fucking ON #THATS THE HILL YOU WANNA DIE ON??? #write me a gotdamn letter i have been waiting FOURTEEN FUCKING MONTHS FOR YOUR RESPONSE #gosh i fucking hate it here lmao #id be fine if it were just me and mom. but. it is Not. #and so i need the housing market to get its FUCKING shit together #(the deeply fucking awful day was battling with a SIX FUCKING THOUSAND PAGE WORD DOCUMENT. to FORMAT IT. it was BEYOND asinine and stupid) #(im so tense)